LowTierGod Makes Foods Tier Lists

[@legendonyxtaco]

Section 8 tier list

[@Luh9ine69]

W pfp

[@TwinnNightmare]

😂😂😂

[@Zenith8896]

I'm wheezing laughing. X3

[@defearl]

“still tastes the same as when I was a kid” it’s funny because he’s talking about the 80s lmao

[@omegaweapon116]

He's always revealing his age accidentally

[@Odin.x.]

Okay..?

[@noonelovesfqeart9115]

Age jokes are played out. go get a girlfriend

[@defearl]

@@noonelovesfqeart9115 My wife will kill me if I went out looking for a girlfriend

[@noonelovesfqeart9115]

@@defearl the fact u have a wife and ur even watching ltg is crazy he really does have full grown men with wife’s on him

[@Ricki_47]

"nice rog meal" man wtf 😂😂

[@imravegod]

Imagine acting surprised that LTG says something racist

[@Ricki_47]

@@imravegod not surprised, just came out of no where

[@imravegod]

@@Ricki_47 no it doesn’t ever come out of nowhere

[@tjwitcher4701]

@@imravegodwhy you so damn butthurt

[@TyeNee]

he's not wrong though

[@kayaegar]

It took unc a while to add a row in the tier list 😭

[@H00dN3rdz]

That was the equivalent of solving a Rubik's Cube for Dale.

[@gpercreeper9413]

Bro was cracking a government code.

[@enclave9614]

hes old give him a break

[@Blittsplitt5]

This list didn't have enough gravity for me.

[@FelineTomfoolery69]

Five guys the best? ITS TIME FOR MEN

[@Ki-gz8ve]

the overpriced menu makes him feel rich

[@youngmoneyao]

5 guys is one of the best

[@thedarknightreturns1994]

I hate 5 guys they always smash my bun when wrapping it leaving their hand prints behind. Pass.

[@dewah7775]

He said that to feel rich lol.

[@vulgardisplayofpink5668]

He's referring to the five guys at the brokeback party.

[@aontaithe-]

31:38 nearly 40 and CANT spell cereal 😂😂😂 “SCHOLAR”

[@frostnova2144]

Oh my fucking god

[@Miniko416]

Dude said he spelled "serial" right after What a scholar

[@giftedx1391]

Lmfaooooo I was legit questioning myself like am I stupid??? 😂😂😂

[@RTU130]

🤔

[@jacewarbeck9684]

"There's no gravity in the pizza" The pizza just straight up floated

[@FelineTomfoolery69]

Can I get a pizza with extra gravity? 🤓

[@chillpill1590]

I'm sleep 😂😂

[@xquisid]

It means the worker are immediately going to drop the pizza on the ground after they have done cooking.

[@babylonastronaut]

Anti gravity pizza hut bbc angel technology

[@dewah7775]

Pizza with gravity? What is this man saying?

[@TearBully]

streamer tier list: lolcow tier: dale wilson

[@30dynamo]

Just throw it in the bush the ants will eat it lmaoo 😂😂😂

[@MiiMagus93]

Ltg got no tastebuds 😂

[@1kvyne213]

Poor Dale still can’t afford an alternative for cow milk. I don’t even believe he’s lactose intolerant he just grew up dirt poor and cereal with water is a habit now

[@donxkaine]

1:30 “I look like I work at Pizza Hut?”

[@namaj3122]

39:00 I know it’s already been confirmed many many times that his real age is 39. But this rog makes it that more obvious his age when he remembers stuff only a 39 year old would. Surge Soda released in the US in 1997 and was discontinued in 2003. Just the lingo he uses screams “I was born in 84”. “ I had gear” “School me” “Handball courts” Even the Old Burger King Ads he grew up on that he showed the stream

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

Damn I’m gonna be honest, I’m ten years younger than him and I didn’t know what surge soda was until right now. Interesting stuff though but you’re absolutely correct. His lingo is dated for sure, besides him creating a brand new twitch lexicon of weird drivel I.e. “Ice Queen” “Rog” “Rogette” lmao

[@jakefromstatefarm2212]

Dude I just made a similar comment on a video called "LTG passionately hates black people" and at the end of the video it was a old clip of ltg crying about a kid named "darnell" who stole his batman return toy, keep in mind, batman return came out in 1992, but dale keeps telling his fans he's 33 which would make him 1 years old at the time, but in actuality he was around 8y old. Dude stay cappin

[@namaj3122]

@@jakefromstatefarm2212 LMFAOOO exactly. He exposes his own age by bringing that stuff up. Which is fine. It’s no big deal he’s 39. He makes it a big deal tho by being in denial about it tho lol. Even some of his roasts. The picture he paints in his roasts are so vivid as if he’s speaking from experience. He was trying to roast this one guy saying how he was broke and ghetto and specifically said this guy probably loved eating Malt’O meal cereal. Has me thinking that was probably lil Dale at some point in time too. Lil rog munching on some Malt’O meal cereals

[@defearl]

The only reason I even know about surge is because when I was in high school I really liked this soda called Vault. So I looked it up and learned that its predecessor was surge.

[@TheRealTact]

@@jakefromstatefarm2212when has he ever said he was 33? I rarely ever hear him mention his age.

[@thenegromancer4695]

I almost chocked on my mf burger bro talking about skipping the line rogs arguing

[@johntruman2126]

Most people actually talk about why they're putting something in a tier before doing it, LTG just yeets them into tiers with basically zero commentary. Amazing content.

[@babylonastronaut]

He has nothing to contribute. Dude with the palet of a 5 year old and a 7th grade reading level has no special insight, except for mockery.

[@TheRealTact]

Yup he’s such an entertaining content creator, this bum needs to stick to raging at tekken and sf 😂

[@zax5234]

he did stop complaining

[@zam50]

Because he doesn't want to do this but he's chasing trends. Then he wonders why no one cares for his content other than rage.

[@yoitsSmitty2004]

@@zax5234where’s the complaining? I’m sure one here that’s complaining is you

[@UncleNemmy]

Tossing sauce out the window is a cuckenant ritual...

[@LordYuriX]

bro said lettuce is a "crispy water" lmaooo 🤣

[@sora4440]

I mean, iceberg lettuce basically is that...

[@vote4ulvio]

When I say bum

[@omegaweapon116]

He knows about Surge, again confirming his age

[@pythonkill3r]

Quite possibly thee WORST tier list I've ever seen 💀

[@TheRealTact]

Fr this bum got little ceasars up over dominos 🤦‍♂️

[@Jcdenton706]

Bro never been to Canes

[@BlancoDasMe]

Cerial Dale? 🤦‍♂️

[@Charlestouchdown]

This is about to be PREMIUM entertainment. I'm strapping in for how much I'm gonna laugh.

[@drathack0]

Rog meal 😭

[@jakefromstatefarm2212]

Dale speaking on his first BBC trauma encounter at 22:25

[@orange6562]

He's tired of eating hotdogs daily at night, so he couldn't do it in the morning.

[@Amon-LOK]

He's right about Pizza hut. It solely depends on who's making it and which location you get it from. There's been NUMEROUS times where my pizza was lacking sauce and was thin/stiff. Then there are other times where the pizza taste like it was sent from the heavens. That said, Dominos toppings are far superior and taste fresh and not canned. The jalapenos, pineapples, the chicken, are all better from Dominos.

[@kenfromstreetfighter3432]

lol I was actually entertained for once dale

[@lorenzogarcia4335]

He did not just spell cereal as CERIAL im fucking dead bro 😂

[@zam50]

Cerial with watir

[@Blittsplitt5]

"Onions do nothing nutritionally for the body" is definitely another stupid Dale take.

[@shadicpro21]

This dude also thinks meat is bad for you lol

[@TheRealTact]

@@shadicpro21certified scholar

[@Miniko416]

​@@shadicpro21"I like my meat burnt "

[@voiceofreason2674]

He's right tho , onions are just sugar, a tiny bit of potassium vitamin c and protein. Really not much too them but they are good to eat. And theoreticslly you could solely live off onions

[@dukz-gw1gg]

Surprised he never had arbys

[@vote4ulvio]

Dale

[@UncleNemmy]

You need all the sodium you can get for all the saltiness you display on your NyQuil streams

[@TwOPeRcEnT4LiFe]

Wake up LTG☃️... "I was never sleep" Dale Wilson

[@froulouxio]

11:36 bro is roasting food😂

[@FlipsideVids]

bro admitted to being a litterbug

[@H00dN3rdz]

This guy's vocabulary and use of the English language is all over the place "why would I wear glasses that doesn't correlate with my eyes?" stop trying to use big words you don't understand Dale.

[@babylonastronaut]

It makes food commentary completely meaningless. Wtf is "ripe" BBQ sauce? How does a pizza lack gravity? He's just coming up with random words and not describing ANYTHING.

[@1kvyne213]

@@babylonastronaut but he’s a scholar lol

[@gpercreeper9413]

it’s all rebuttal dude.

[@morgan_____4290]

Something about the way he uses words incorrectly is actually beautiful. He has his own dialect of nonsense

[@MFGod_Hand]

We DESPERATELY need a new 70 IQ Scholar comp, there has been so much gold 😂

[@morgan_____4290]

“What they label vegetables”😭

[@c8olio]

taste buds are horrible..

[@Sahil.Qarayev]

He should make tier list about stories he made

[@dewah7775]

Like he can afford 5 guys lol.

[@Valkyrae123]

Anyone can afford it, its not that expensive my guy

[@dewah7775]

@Valkyrae123 The average price of a burger fries and a drink at a 5 guys was found to be $21, a receipt from there went viral, $24 for a drink a burger and fries, the responses were people saying the price is ridiculous. One point of view is very limited, so pay more attention to the averages.

[@notvezq]

@@dewah7775 they shouldnt be buying food then lol

[@dewah7775]

@notvezq I can get the same combo(although worse than 5 guys imo especially the fries) for about 8 dollars at my college cafeteria, for the same combo at whataburger, I pay about 12 dollars. A very small hot dog from 5 guys costs around 7 dollars, this is stupid. Fast food meals should be like 15 dollars if they're good, fast food is peasant food, not a steakhouse.

[@dewah7775]

@notvezq I love how every thing I have looked up and every general opinion as well as comparisons to other places shows that 5 guys is overpriced, but I have braindead people like you using a single opinion, to state the facts, it's ridiculous.

[@boimemes3462]

No explanation for BK

[@TwOPeRcEnT4LiFe]

Everything in top tier over chipotle is actually insane what is this rog on ?!?

[@pold111]

he keeps saying "oh you can make that at home", in a FAST FOOD TIERLIST, like what????

[@BinBintheRiceCake]

Maybe the pizza had no gravity because the cheese was oblivious to him.

[@YouSaiyan........937]

I dont trust that ltg wont use 2 cylinders on the morton salt burgers

[@x0nix]

why he so uncle ruckus

[@Regalman]

LTG reminded me about how wienerschnitzel used to be served at LAUSD schools!

[@Knowledge00856]

His taste for food is horrible but that's to be expected of someone who eats cereal water and cooked tortillas with peanut butter for dinner

[@SuperbCloakSuperbCloak-r8y]

Or maybe he takes care of his body and works out instead of hiding on the internet n talk shit and don't work out

[@zam50]

​@@SuperbCloakSuperbCloak-r8yand grooming kids and making sexual comments about kids on stream. That's more your vibe?

[@froulouxio]

im still trying to grasp wtf gravity means in a food context😂

[@froulouxio]

15:10 lil caesars is top tier when you arent letting other ppl tell you its trash

[@candideggplant1575]

It is good for when you're broke and not passed eating oily cardboard with cheese. It serves its purpose

[@jimhaverlock9784]

Waffle House is B tier “Rog Meal”? WTF Dale.

[@BloopSuperJuice]

6:34 what are these sounds bruh

[@thestoebz]

This list is all fucked up

[@genkaieternalcrimsonruler975]

He really likes things that melt in his mouth

[@froulouxio]

5:40 😂

[@revivedsoul1099]

Guess ait, but Subway atleast B, subway is delicious. Maybe in US ots different, in EU bomb. Sour cream is delicious, homie is wild.

[@youwatch2muchtv]

He put Ihop at A tier 😂😂. No wonder his name is ltg

[@BridgetGX]

Dude never had Jimmy John's? Totally missing out. Dude never had _ARBY'S_ though? Inexcusable. Dale. Go to an Arby's. Order whatever the hot thing is they serve right now. Get a large Jamocha shake to go with it. You mean to tell me you've been on this earth for almost four decades now and you've never been to an Arby's. That needs to be rectified immediately. You can thank me later.

[@TheRealTact]

Nga Arby’s is trash, you the first person I’ve seen in all my lifetime to hype up that filth.

[@BridgetGX]

@@TheRealTact suit yourself fam, that shit slaps Last time I went was when they had the Wagyu burger, it was heavenly

[@Mind_puzzler]

​@@BridgetGX enjoy your food fattie lol

[@SuperPeterok]

50 years*

[@MasterSprintersan1]

I’ll be the only comment not being a part of this strange hate ring. I pray that everyone, including LTG, finds peace in their life.

[@lowtierbalrog]

I pray he doesn't

[@MasterSprintersan1]

@@lowtierbalrog That’s not good. Everyone can change. Praying for others to suffer makes you no better than the person you claim to hate. This whole hate ring is vile, but I understand so is LTG, as well. You all need Jesus, at the end of the day.

[@anon3631]

When I started following lolcows most of them are just a product of an awful environment and/or got unlucky in the genes department. People like KingCobraJFS or Daniel Larson never stood a chance in life, there is no happy ending for people like them (at least in 95% of cases). I can relate to Dale about having a bad childhood and being rejected by others for being nerdy or weird, but he approached the whole thing in a horrible way and became what he hated. Whenever he starts talking about rogs, hood etc, it's all trauma and he is not all that different. I know about the doxxing and the Alaina stuff, but I lowkey still feel bad (or pity) for him. When I had seen pictures of his daughter and his ex on kiwifarms, that was too far even for me. There are so many hurt and lost souls who never get to experience good moments because of things out of their control. Dale had many chances, but he couldn't manage his pent-up anger and people pleasing behaviour.

[@zam50]

​​@@MasterSprintersan1I would say the channel guy is a way better guy. Don't think he likes kids like ltg does

[@MasterSprintersan1]

@@zam50 I didn’t know he “likes kids”. That’s news to me.

[@dewah7775]

You dont like chicken tenders? Youre not a true rog.

[@dragonking2266]

I’m ngl i do feel like the way immo makes money kinda sucks restreamers in general making money off of it sucks because without the person they are streaming off of they make no money

[@migueljr501]

Canes is the most overrated flavorless mid place ever

[@ltsnemi]

5:40

[@whydoyoukeeptalking]

Even his food taste is low tier

[@Tristan02539]

This guy really said a well done burger is cooked to perfection😂😂 I swear some of all are really allergic to flavor.

[@UncleNemmy]

10:13 🤦

[@imravegod]

This nga crazy putting little Caesar’s anywhere but the garbage

[@ryvans2417]

bro its good. the deep dish slaps

[@TheRealTact]

@@ryvans2417shit not better than dominos, he is smoking some hot shit. Only decent thing is their crazy bread

[@omegaweapon116]

It's the worst pizza you can get. I'd rather have f'n Totino's

[@seren3462]

@@TheRealTact Dominos is DISGUSTING. Always would prefer Little Ceasars over that while Pizza Hut being #1 with the restaurant I go to.Dominos is lloaded with garlic and the pizza legit smells like shit

[@supermeowskers]

@@seren3462nah nigga you tripppin

[@jbandsnehemiah3544]

7:30???😂😮

[@jbandsnehemiah3544]

11:30

[@jbandsnehemiah3544]

11:27

[@jbandsnehemiah3544]

33:01

[@jbandsnehemiah3544]

36:48

[@jbandsnehemiah3544]

39:20😂

[@froulouxio]

14:00 call it a day😂

[@SuperPeterok]

Ihop sucks Dennys is way better.

[@AlphaHatsuseno]

this list is trash

[@TheRealTact]

Unc having a lot of trouble figuring out how to add another tier, his age is really starting to show.

[@killak2971]

Where r real foods??😂😂

[@DylanDemarkus]

6:32