“I’m a ‘mystique’ type of guy” - Dale, the scholar
@BinnyBambinoАй бұрын
I like to imagine he meant the xmen character mystique
@yeahurbanned760222 күн бұрын
@@BinnyBambinoshe bad
@evilgrin23767 ай бұрын
14:43 lmao Kani in chat saying “ltg giving relationship advice as a single man” and he didn’t say shit let that had been anyone else he would’ve made a bbc fanfic
@redblue41276 ай бұрын
He should've shit would have been hilarious
@enclave96142 ай бұрын
He doesnt do fanfics anymore instead opting for calling people broke and bums
@turgidbanana7 ай бұрын
Dent: "can we look at girl profiles instead?" Dale: "i nev-uhhh sure." 😂😂😂
@fgcpeak95917 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RagingCoolCat6 ай бұрын
😭😭
@rinkohorowitz6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@BichaelStevens9 күн бұрын
WHEN I SAY BUM👴🏿🏳🌈 boy bum
@melanin8077 ай бұрын
WHEN I SAY DALE WHEN I SAY DALE WHEN I SAY DALE WHEN I SAY DALE
@KONGISKINGKONGISMYGOAT4 күн бұрын
YOU SAY DALE
@viii89937 ай бұрын
You KNOW you’re cooked when you gotta run to Dale for dating advice
@kamuishortsgamer37287 ай бұрын
They may also do it just to see his opinion. I'd do it if I was bored enough and had enough free time to see how he thinks and also to make content through troll channels
@TheRealTact7 ай бұрын
Good content
@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts7 ай бұрын
I think a lot of these people have unhealed daddy/mommy issues. I say that because a lot of this internet stuff is either overly pandering or cynical. No in between at all. The older men/women in my life do not speak the same language as these people, despite these internet advisors propping themselves up as proper leaders of frankly anything involving experience or knowledge.
@suave27747 ай бұрын
Everything he said was accurate, you are cooked because you stalk another man online just to leave hate comments. LTG is 6’5 why wouldn’t he take his advice and has decent pictures on his instagram no diddy
@nordicomsystems88417 ай бұрын
@@suave2774Sure Dale, whatever you say groomer. And you don't know dick about Japan 😂
@alpavz23357 ай бұрын
its time for men
@EvilFloww7 ай бұрын
Its time for men
@LionHGH7 ай бұрын
Lol damn you Said it first
@lukiejr17407 ай бұрын
Oooh, you think it's time for men?
@Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU6 ай бұрын
It's always time for men
@CovenantAgentLazarus23 күн бұрын
So basically you want men
@pythonkill3r7 ай бұрын
WHEN I SAY GAY👴🏿🏳️🌈 WHEN I SAY GAY👴🏿🏳️🌈 WHEN I SAY GAY👴🏿🏳️🌈 WHEN I SAY GAY👴🏿🏳️🌈 WHEN I SAY GAY👴🏿🏳️🌈 WHEN I SAY GAY👴🏿🏳️🌈 WHEN I SAY GAY👴🏿🏳️🌈
@anothertallbruv86657 ай бұрын
I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM I NEVER GOT THE LAST 200mL OF SPERM
@vista14567867 ай бұрын
A better quote , from a family member "I'm gay (x3) , we're totally gay!!!!!" - DSP
@TheRealTact7 ай бұрын
WHEN I SAY MEN
@hoodboxtv8356 ай бұрын
When I say Buns When I say Buns When I say Buns When I say Buns
@crunchnmunchsweettreats6 ай бұрын
The rainbow flag actually is so pretty wth
@LionHGH7 ай бұрын
It's time for men
@Skatemorales7 ай бұрын
This dude said imma guru with words. Music Toxicidizes your mind.
@clave20496 ай бұрын
LTG IS A SCHOLAR
@A3manAMG6 ай бұрын
I want my strawberries cut to percise.
@peterpeterpumpkineater6956 ай бұрын
@@clave2049with maximum punctuation
@travtagonist36 ай бұрын
“I’m a virtual gay man” Dale Wilson
@Blittsplitt57 ай бұрын
Holy shit this is a gold mine of laughs
@chedny42787 ай бұрын
Incels looking out for each other. Smh asking Dale for dating advice.
@justafellowsamaritan78457 ай бұрын
Especially when Dale only has experience with minors. 💀
@SnowRabbit-bq5yc6 ай бұрын
@@justafellowsamaritan7845 those are the only people who would wanna get with him
@riyoszuАй бұрын
@@justafellowsamaritan7845 what? hes a p?
@zerefoexАй бұрын
@@justafellowsamaritan7845doesnt matter date is a date
@JensaRays_daddy20 күн бұрын
@@riyoszuno ppl just love to talk
@xxxguarnicion2.0517 ай бұрын
5:16 passionate about numerous things in life: men, bbc and rog demographics
@Juriismywife7 ай бұрын
Imagine taking dating advice from a guy who lost his babygirl to her personal trainer who had the SAME age and race as him. Dale has been mindbroken ever since Alaina left, couldn't keep any other chick, still gets nervous while talking to women... Taking advice from this failure would be the equivalent of asking a junkie-addict bum how to become a billionaire.
@Valkyrae1232 ай бұрын
Should they take advice from someone pretending to be married to a virtual fictional video game character like yourself because it looks like you’re one of those failures that needs his advice
@JensaRays_daddy20 күн бұрын
what a geek dude knows his whole life
@omgratboy446 ай бұрын
👏 IT'S 👏 TIME 👏 FOR 👏 MEN 💯
@Ricki_477 ай бұрын
How you gonna ask advice from a man without a woman, king of dating apps in 2018-2020 but ain't get a relationship off it yeah ok dale L to all those guys
@hag26152 ай бұрын
I knew Unc would freak out as soon as he saw the word "CEO". He's jealous AF 😂
@playya12 ай бұрын
OMG!!! i almost died when he rage quit typing 🤣🤣🤣 he was looking up at the screen for the correct spelling 😂😂😂DUMASS!!
@Amon-LOK2 ай бұрын
That wasn't even an rq. Do you even know what that word mean? 😂😂
@playya12 ай бұрын
@kaidokp bruh i thought you were serious at first until i got to the emojis 🤣🤣
@fakename85437 ай бұрын
TIME FOR M--Oh...hes doing it
@dmanskinny385Ай бұрын
Telling another grown man to get feminine piercings is crazy
@Skatemorales6 ай бұрын
Im a guru with words Toxicidize😅 Reterate😂 Why read science fiction when i love sci fi
@Makibo_2 ай бұрын
Dont forget "Yukulule"😂😂
@unkgfirebird199012 ай бұрын
And Hexhibition
@EnvyIXA7 күн бұрын
Chin chiseled
@vote4ulvio7 ай бұрын
When I say bum
@morgan_____42907 ай бұрын
I don’t believe the white dude watches Dale whoever submitted that gotta be lying
@redblue41276 ай бұрын
Whylol
@Valkyrae1232 ай бұрын
@@redblue4127because trolls are in denial about anything lol
@Valkyrae1232 ай бұрын
@@redblue4127 because it triggers him knowing that a “white dude” watches and looks to advice from LTG lol
@morgan_____42902 ай бұрын
@@Valkyrae123not a him also he just looks way too normal to be a big enough ltg fan to submit his dating profile . He just doesn’t seem like the target audience
@WHATISUTUBE2 ай бұрын
@@morgan_____4290 its not that abnormal. Im not trying to gloat or anything but Im married with family, early 30s, almost 200k, travel around a lot (just finished one vacation) and I binge watch the content. Been watching for damn near a decade now. Its not like being attractive or wealthy or succesful somehow stops you from watching stuff like this.
@Buff_Drio7 ай бұрын
17 year old girls like Dale that's about it
@Buff_Drio7 ай бұрын
@@SlugRiot only p*do would consider this a W. You should go play in traffic
@sonseed75417 ай бұрын
@@SlugRiot ..
@Kclanks7 ай бұрын
@@SlugRiot Only a pdf file would think this is a W.
@Strafork6 ай бұрын
Why u pressed tho😂😂
@David-gr1do2 ай бұрын
@@Straforkdick ridaaaaahh!!
@FatherTumm7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣8:30 "Do I go over female profiles?!?1!"🤣🤣
@viii89937 ай бұрын
LMFAOO 7:00
@DoomsayerStudios7 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with that picture. That guy looks cute, probably gets more attention than Dale.
@Edward_prada7 ай бұрын
@@DoomsayerStudios cmon bruh 😭😭😭
@viii89937 ай бұрын
@@DoomsayerStudios Nothing wrong with the guy, which is sad cause he doesn’t need advice (dating apps are just ass). Dale is literally picking him apart just to turn him into a clone of himself.
@H00dN3rdz7 ай бұрын
14:13 Kani's despondent looking ex boyfriend got cooked and he aint had nothing to do with this lol
@TheRealTact6 ай бұрын
😂
@BoogieMoogle6 ай бұрын
ITS TIME FOR MEN with this one
@ScrambledDragons6 ай бұрын
3:56 This edit was too funny. 🤣 Dale can't read or write for anything. 📖✍
@microblast37007 ай бұрын
You can't have pictures with your buddies, that makes you gay lol (?
@Water-is-wet2 ай бұрын
You gotta be safe now a days, that’s why Dale has no male friends. He doesn’t do mixed signals, only men.
@YouSaiyan........9377 ай бұрын
Straightest word Ive ever heard was "Pizaz"
@ProxylandGiraffe6 ай бұрын
Yeah, exactly the guy I'd want to coach me on dating, the dude who can't get a girl.
@Oriental-lg9pb26 күн бұрын
15:40 yo why did he bring up eating the groceries😂😂😂
@evorevok17677 ай бұрын
unc being the suspect ass as usual
@fgcpeak95916 ай бұрын
Time for men
@Darkness-ie2yl6 ай бұрын
Em was the best wordsmith ever
@RatBagDad6 ай бұрын
Right off the bat talking about how he wasn't a big Eminem fan "growing up"... Seeing as Eminem's first album was in 96 and the big one 3 years later, does dale just never realise that he constantly drops evidence giving away his true age?. Yet he still lies about it like its even something people give a shit about. The level of self consciousness and projection in this "specimen" is off the fucking charts. Keep on dancing to your cereal water mister wilson.
@jaredthegoat44076 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@randomPATTA-ICICLE2 ай бұрын
who cares????
@Valkyrae1232 ай бұрын
I mean its not hard to google his actual age, hes in his early 30s
@nfdhje38743m2 ай бұрын
@@Valkyrae123early? 😂😂😂
@ssgj_luke44862 ай бұрын
Tbf im only 30 and i wasnt a big fan of eminem when i was growing up. He became really mainstream when i was really young.
@XxKeNoHxXАй бұрын
Dale be diddying
@arthurdaffos14902 ай бұрын
Bro if this guy didnt had proof of a past relation, i wouldve thought of him as a virgin, he has no comprehension of women behaviour, but claims he does. That reminds me of those kind of dudes in middle and high school who were lying about their sexual experiences but everyone else was shrugging it off because we knew they were miserable
@raziel63046 ай бұрын
1:56 "If i'm a bitch" You already are dale
@alexj83529 күн бұрын
Bro this dude is a CLAAAAOOOWWWWWNNNNN lol
@rinkohorowitz6 ай бұрын
What a terribly odd guy.
@SparrowPlays.Ай бұрын
Looked at the title and instantly thought "gay".
@robboss66853 ай бұрын
🐻🍻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️its time for men
@jsrhedgehog99817 күн бұрын
I must give credit where credit is due. He is not missing on the first profile
@TheOracle3422 ай бұрын
Its time for men!
@suave27747 ай бұрын
The first dude needs to stop taking pictures with his glasses on and get rid of his long bio, he looks like a nerd
@jclerkley956 ай бұрын
LoL Dale doing Kevin Samuel work
@kaylone417426 күн бұрын
11:49 Sonix jumpscare
@kamuishortsgamer37287 ай бұрын
I agree with his first 6-7 minutes. You shouldn't have to tell of your accomplishments and so on. You're not your accomplishments, but the person that has achieved them. That can only truly be found out, and should only be found out through interaction with you. Unfortunately this is a dating app. Thats why I'd never do them. People will look at you in a more materialistic, objectified etc way. We've heard of how women view men on dating apps and how men are basically in competition/auction for some random 3-5/10 on the internet. Bad
@viii89937 ай бұрын
Second half is accurate
@kamuishortsgamer37287 ай бұрын
@@viii8993 The whole of what I said is accurate, are you an auction?
@viii89937 ай бұрын
@@kamuishortsgamer3728Are you restarted? In a real life dating scenario you have to admit relevant things about your person, whether that’s accomplishments, aspirations, goals, etc. You aren’t going to get a valuable partner just by showing off your physique or dropping small talk. Now does that mean you have to tell someone you’re a CEO, make six figures, and so on? Hell no. On dating apps it’s creating a virtual “for sale” ad for yourself and comes off as disingenuous, that is not the case in real life unless you’re some sort of repulsive incel like LTG is.
@viii89937 ай бұрын
KZbin keeps filtering my comments, but you may be acoustic. In a real life dating scenario, you have to admit relevant things about your person. You aren’t going to engage in any valuable relationship with your physique or dropping small talk. The partner you’re trying to achieve is filtering out underachievers the same way you are. Does that mean you have to start off with your life story, say youre a CEO who makes six figures, and flex a 10-year old investment portfolio and so on? No. A dating app profile is a completely different game versus reality.
@kamuishortsgamer37287 ай бұрын
@@viii8993 Congratulations you've agreed with LTG because that's literally what he and I have been saying. You don't need to "sell yourself". Also, yes with just "Small talk" or conversation about who you are as a person vs who you are as what you've achieved is going to get you a date. At least, a real date. Because the whole purpose of a date is to get to know YOU as the person, which is what LTG is saying. You disagreeing is just your bias against LTG, which is fine but it just know it lacks the ability to see reason when he is actually right for once. LTGs whole point here is to pick apart how the current dating scene is heavily focused on materialistic things and not who you are as an individual, but who you are as in what you achieved so that women/men can manipulate these aspects of your achievements to benefit themselves and use you. And he's saying dating SHOULDN'T be that way. LTGs entire spitball profile spoke of who he is as a person in example "I seek thrill. Blah blah, trying to find someone who can keep up" but he never once mentioned any of his achievements while still telling something "valuable" about himself. And I agreed. While, yes, the dating scene is corrupt, the whole premise is that it shouldn't have to be and you as a person should not succumb to the corruption Idk what "Acoustic" is but if you mean "Autistic" you used that wrong and are probably autistic yourself
@OLDMANWAFFLES7 ай бұрын
I made an I say bum type beat on my featured music channel lmao
@xavyy5556 ай бұрын
two guys wit mids is crazy 😭😭
@Persile61Ай бұрын
I was with him until "nose ring"
@antennaboy33836 ай бұрын
"It's time for men"
@hdsavion6 ай бұрын
it's time for men?
@Azzman2049Ай бұрын
Bros critiquing a beard when he has that disgusting thing he calls a beard
@clickbaitpolice97922 ай бұрын
Bruh these profiles are ABYSMAL!
@RagingCoolCat6 ай бұрын
5:04 😭😭😭😭
@michaelalexify6 ай бұрын
my son in love
@GregFranco7 ай бұрын
1:57
@DrinkEliteFob497 ай бұрын
Oh nah
@TwoHandsOneHeart7 ай бұрын
He honestly gives some good advice here
@lowtierpodpiper7 ай бұрын
Does Dale know you're watching a troll vid? That's treason, bruh.
@senoralejo93537 ай бұрын
Im guessing you buy and worn his merch too. That explains why you need advice…
@viii89937 ай бұрын
“If a woman has never asked to eat your cheeks, you’re not desirable on that level” peak advice with women right here
@TheRealTact6 ай бұрын
You’re betraying the covenant
@michaelcarter13836 ай бұрын
Uhhhh sir pause
@silfrido17686 ай бұрын
Rating dudes is crazy…..
@TheJack24596 ай бұрын
Nothing sus here.......
@dragonking22662 ай бұрын
I’m ngl i do feel like the way immo makes money kinda sucks restreamers in general making money off of it sucks because without the person they are streaming off of they make no money
@RoboticSol2 ай бұрын
I kinda get what you mean, a part of me is envious of Immo cause he literally does the bare minimum and is making real good money off Dale. Not trying to hate, but if Dale wasn't such a POS then people like Immo wouldn't be able to do stuff like this
@dragonking22662 ай бұрын
@@RoboticSol my point exactly
@PotatoPcEmuАй бұрын
2:20 dude sounds so much like a girl its weird
@ThályssonSilvaWАй бұрын
Gay rog
@shadowofthenorthstar9897 ай бұрын
gayyyyy
@Edward_prada7 ай бұрын
24:03 actually helped me unironically
@sirsushi92417 ай бұрын
this was decent advice lets be honest here
@schemar177 ай бұрын
You like men and it's okay
@viii89937 ай бұрын
“If a woman has not tried to eat your ass youve never been desired on that type of level before”
@senoralejo93537 ай бұрын
Why would anyone take advice from a 40 year man who can’t even land with a woman his own age and has to go for minors
@TheRealTact7 ай бұрын
@@viii8993😂
@FreshSLYedits19 күн бұрын
LTG glaze channels who say they're against him when he quits youtube: 😢
@La_kingg7 ай бұрын
No point hating on him he gives good advice ngl
@justafellowsamaritan78457 ай бұрын
You're going to say the guy who hasn't had a girlfriend since 2019, (and she was a minor.) gives out good dating advice... And calls women "bitches?" Okay...
@joys86347 ай бұрын
@@justafellowsamaritan7845those things are mutually exclusive bozo.
@viii89937 ай бұрын
@@joys8634”If a woman hasn’t asked to eat your booty you aren’t desired on that level”
@rottingbubbles6 ай бұрын
@@justafellowsamaritan7845coaches dont play
@KaneMeadowsGaming23 күн бұрын
@justafellowsamaritan7845 Whats one thing in this video you disagree with
@TheRealTact7 ай бұрын
Bro telling other men to get nose rings lmao
@Valkyrae1232 ай бұрын
You got 100+ comments on this channel, my guy go outside and socialize with some women
@Lastnameabdi2 ай бұрын
@@Valkyrae123how does comments indicate someone doesn’t have a social life? I’m confused lmaoooo are you like ltg police or sum?