Luca eats Mysta’s cooking (feat. Mika and Vox)

During their offcollab in Paris, Mysta and Vox were cooking to test out Mysta’s culinary skills. Luca and Mika dropped by to taste test. What happened next?
Editor’s note: This might be a little mini series of all the intertwining stories that happened in the offcollab (aka a collaboration where the streamers are physically in the same place) that occurred in Paris. I already covered the pee saga, and just watching a bunch of Nijisanji’s talks about their vacation, there’s so many point of views that paint a clearer picture when taken together. And I love presenting their stories in a coherent manner so that the fanbase has a sense of what’s going on behind the scenes. Hence why the video concluded with Mysta fondly remembering the multiple memories created during that trip. Also, this vid was a bit delayed since I had to rework it after realizing Mika gave her point of view. Editing pain.
Nijisanji (aka 2434) is a group of mostly 2D-only virtual youtubers (“Vtubers”, or “Virtual Livers” for general streaming purposes) managed by ANYCOLOR Incorporations. Its English branch, NijisanjiEN, currently consists of five waves: LazuLight, Obsydia, Ethyria, Luxiem, and Noctyx.
Lazulight consists of Elira, Pomu, and Finana - a solar sky dragon, a forest fairy, and a tropical mermaid respectively.
Obsydia consists of Selen, Rosemi, and Petra - a lunar sky dragon, a rose maiden, and a frost penguin.
Ethyria, consists of Nina, Millie, Enna, and Reimu - a nine tailed fox, a witch (cat?), an angel (bird?), and a ghost.
Luxiem, consists of Vox, Mysta, Ike, Luca, and Shu - a voice demon, detective, novelist, mafia boss, and a sorcerer.
Noctyx, the latest male wave, consists of Fulgur, Sonny, Yugo, Alban, and Uki - a cyborg, officer, DJ, phantom thief, and a psychic.
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Mysta Vox cooking stream 21May22: • HANDCAM COOKING w/Vox ...
Mika superchat reading 2June22: • Video
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Shu Yamino: / @shuyamino
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[@MystaRias]

i love the editing in this! it made the story really easy to follow along! good job!!!

[@NOYAAAAAAAAAAAA]

I really thought this was a fan account oops

[@_nsichat]

@@NOYAAAAAAAAAAAA No because I did also. Didn't expect Mysta to be here

[@sathariel3231]

Ayyyee pogggg

[@yourliar]

Hoping you can cook the rice in a RIGHT WAY after this Mysta

[@keiidt]

their videos are amazing for following a thread of a story!!

[@datsuspicious]

Mysta: -wash rice with a fkin ladle, swirl it around -drains it -puts the murky water back in *COOK THE RICE WITH THE WATER HE WASHED WITH* My Asian-ass: *recoils and whiplashes in disbelief*

[@irljellywyrm]

OMG THATS WHAT HE DID!?!?!!? P A I N

[@datsuspicious]

He didn’t even use ✨the finger✨

[@D.A.R.C.I.]

his reasoning? waste of water. like, he probably saves up all the water hes used to clean his dishes.

[@fenris4760]

Yeah, but he didn't cook it with the murky water. Vox stopped him and had him wash the rice properly, about two or 3 times more.

[@bizarrelygreen5177]

@@fenris4760 Yup. But I think he didn't wash it properly and used to much water haha I guess even though he's part of the underworld, he doesn't know about the finger technique of measuring rice

[@sathariel3231]

Luca is 100% golden retriever like spiraling on the ground after not getting to show the cool hand trick on stream like come on now lmao

[@tyronetalam8488]

I had a mental image of golden retriever luca entering the kitchen all happy with tail wagging and ears perked but as soon as he was told the stream was over the tail and ears just deflates

[@ensemble3647]

@@tyronetalam8488 Golden Retriever to Huskey

[@yukeying1002]

Just...the fact that mysta is genuinely enjoying his time cooking for them and eating the food he made, and everyone else in the room was in pain and suffering...

[@bananasmoussestachio9017]

Pure anime "bad cook" cliché material

[@thepinapple8829]

@@bananasmoussestachio9017 Lethal Chef trope

[@ButterflyScarlet]

Mysta: Cooking a meal for my beautiful friends! The rest of Niji EN: WHO IS BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN

[@Mara_1337]

Haha why did it make me think of a tsundere trait where the person is like "it's not like I specifically made this for you or anything. But since I went through the trouble, you better eat it hmpf" and then the other person thinks aw no now I have to eat it or they'll be sad! And it tastes really bad but the person has to force it down to not disappoint the other hahaha meanwhile the tsundere cook watches without trying to seem anxious but is embarressed that they are actually a bad cook 😂

[@madelinecastro6203]

its like shion from that time i got reincarnated as a slime all over again

[@tokkkkkk]

How is Luca extremely pure while still being surrounded by all these people

[@Psecter]

Usually they remain pure by not talking about it like rosemi

[@sharkburgerKFPdd]

He just POGs

[@Mirko.D.]

thats one of the Nijisanji EN mysteries, just like "Why Millie has never got demonetized yet."

[@azurezero3567]

@@Mirko.D. power of the underworld

[@raimyonlinewarrior236]

@@azurezero3567 then why did Enna got demonetized? She’s part of the underworld too.

[@starcloak]

I'm fearing for Shu's life after hearing that Mysta wants to cook for him 🤣 .... 👀

[@sugoi694]

Fr gonna accidentally put poison in the burger

[@summer276]

Yes lol time to break out the saveshu again 😂

[@sugoi694]

I am hoping Shu isn't nice enough to completely finish the meal

[@damneverythinghurtsstartsb3227]

@@sugoi694 watch him wash the buger bun

[@sugoi694]

@@damneverythinghurtsstartsb3227 LMAOOO

[@MikaMelatika]

THE SWITCHES IN STORY POVS ARE SUCH A NICE TOUCH!

[@gamersofthevibers104]

Hai, next time make eating mysta's food as a punishment

[@darlene.salvacion]

The way you tell the story is *chef's kiss*

[@keikei3623]

Trueeeeeee

[@wayababaya]

mika mika

[@Smug-Senpai]

what ive gathered from this video is SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH MYSTA HOW TO COOK. Dude is gonna die purelly of from sodium intake

[@sathariel3231]

I like how Vox despite knowing how incredibly wrong Mysta’s cooking is allows him to continue with it and his reaction to it is the cherry on top lmao

[@The73MPL4R]

All the while probably standing in the corner biting his finger in horror

[@joythefrankenfluffy1635]

I mean....he can only get better . ..

[@zahirasahar9491]

same lmao

[@shiwakao]

mysta's conquest to poison everyone in nijien

[@kafumi9996]

⁰

[@slaywire]

for real

[@kksurfernyaaman2718]

Mika's roasts are so god damn savage I love her Some of my favourites: "That rice looks sad…like it needs to be put out of misery" "That sauce is just dead sea" "That shxt is not too much salt, it's *just* salt"

[@levelierlerias9925]

"Bro, that was saltier than the time I used to play overwatch" Is the best part for me

[@OoOMisaChanOoO]

Mysta saying that he wants to cook for Shu now sounds more like a threat than anything else 😂😭

[@akuda226]

Mytsa: How did you know it was too much water??? Mysta, we're indo, we basically live off of rice

[@nattchailnwzaa1500]

Hello SEA brother , i'm pretty sure all country in SEA know how to cook rice

[@4kagisetsugaming895]

@@nattchailnwzaa1500 well of course.

[@michi-tankenka8116]

i’m also from SEA

[@clairefoo4783]

@@nattchailnwzaa1500 Indeed. With a skill of water level measurement, ☝️ 😂

[@hndd9021]

But wait in Indonesia did you season the rice? I mean in malaysia we eat plain rice and I think malaysian and Indonesian dish almost the same.. and when vox said mysta didn’t season the rice I be like…. wait what? I’m confused lol

[@EnnaIsMyOshi]

Luca and Mika are like Rimuru and Benimaru and then Mysta is Shion.

[@frostedphoenix6554]

Wonder what will happen when Mysta gets his "Cook" unique skill

[@shinelieeclipse1689]

OMG YESSS HAHAHAHAHA

[@ilikeudonnoodles]

Exactly

[@xxaddyxx5783]

Love the comparison

[@yamamurakinji4827]

Luca is more like Ranga and Vox would be Benimaru 😂😁

[@ultrawandit]

so like we missed a luca hand reveal lmao more importantly. this man is adorable, my god. how is he real

[@Rioistotallycool]

IKR. My heart is going to explode

[@-Raylight]

Mika brought golden glove for Luca, the golden retriever, so sweet xD *"Bro. That was saltier than the time I used to play Overwatch"* Lol Mika?? Somehow I can imagine Luca's fsce scrunched up when eating the salty food 😂 Poor Shu, the next victim. Guess he was sick because he's body was telling not to go and eat Mysta's cooking 😆

[@_.ana._.]

Poor Shu... I'm scared for him lmao, his sorcerer senses saved him this time but the way Mysta said "I want to cook for Shu" sounded like a sinister prophecy

[@sharkburgerKFPdd]

Mika has such a way with words, love the creativity in her roasts

[@ferro1398]

Oh my god that rice is so damn wet lol even if the video is blurry you can clearly tell it's like borderline porridge lmao

[@Warcraftrevenge4]

bro tried to make rice, ended up with a tasteless horchata

[@Azzypookie]

THIS MADE ME CRY, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MYSTA, I'M GOING CRAZY , SOMEBODY DON'T LET THIS MAN EVER COOK AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

[@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate]

How is he going to survive without food?

[@Azzypookie]

@@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate like that

[@deja_uwu]

@@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate he has his salt

[@N8_de_Gr8]

I hope that he does cook again so that he can learn to get better at cooking

[@Char---]

@@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate LET HIM EAT TAKEOUT OR SALT

[@Superglue67]

Him saying he likes his cooking, reminds me of the time that Haachama said that her body's learned to enjoy or consume whatever she cooks, or something along those lines

[@GoldRichness]

Imagine Mysta and Haachama collab. Their bad cookings are made for each other

[@Acceleration50]

@@GoldRichness That would be legendary. It would honestly be like a historical moment, especially for anyone that tries the food after.

[@reivaxerubiza2204]

Wait, Nijisanji vs Hololive cook off Contestants: Mysta vs Haachama Judges: Vox, Mika, and Elira (Nijisanji) Gura, Amelia and Ollie (Hololive) Ain't that a sight to see?

[@sathariel3231]

Holy shit that comparison to gurgling salt water for throats problems was so fucking funny

[@chloioutley]

The way Mysta described the rice as "crunchy" had me crying 💀

[@pineapplesatan3895]

I kinda wanna go watch the vod of that cooking stream, but, having seen a clip of how the hell Mysta was chopping things I don't think my soul could take that much damage.

[@strzuri]

the vod is absolutely hilarious. but it’s truly so painful to watch mysta and his cooking antics 😭😭

[@Zeromaru42]

We can now officially say that Mysta's cooking is worse than Mika's by a mile.

[@kagamino05]

Mika's face is just the cutest

[@BaoredGanyu]

i love how Mysta just defends his cooking and Mika and Luca pretty much just insult it lmao

[@Ihate_Life]

shu better be praying that msyta's cooking improves by the time they have an offline collab

[@EleosAnim]

Luca really is a golden retriever

[@reaperqueens7778]

I can hear the pain on vox's voice omg

[@ginyama8848]

You know... I kind of half-expected the cooking stream to be the same as when Mysta played cooking simulator... Watching that hand cam stream during that time was... We need Uncle Roger now.

[@ShesRALIUGA]

NOURRRRR WE COULD HAVE SEEN LUCAS HAND!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!! 😭

[@CilesteAndSheyn]

Honestly, with how Mysta cooks, I won't be surprised if he gained poison resistance from it💀

[@huanggeorge9592]

Mysta’s victims +2

[@D.A.R.C.I.]

you know you done fucked up if luca of all people can tell just by looking at it.

[@gr4c3.y4n6]

Bro Vox was stunned about how Mysta washed the rice😂😂😭😭💀💀

[@icreamlime8033]

After hear comment from all people Mysta mention I wonder how Vox even tase that meal and give it an average point, he must really in pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@h.sanasputri1148]

You tend to do that when you're at knife point. Milord wasn't given a choice.

[@italian_jester6970]

Makes me wonder what he ate as a child. Did he eat really plain things, so he eats things with seasonings and flavor to the extreme or was it the opposite where he was things with so much flavor and stuff that his tastebuds said, " See ya later." Either way, at least he isn't starving. As long as his cooking isn't killing anyone, let him eat his unwashed rice. He ain't making my rice.

[@smokinolecackroach6864]

Not my asian arse crying while watching the stream😭

[@Juuhazan_]

me crying seeing him cook the rice with the water he just washed it with

[@sathvikbijja]

Bro just watched your Luca's bizarre Adventure video that was top tier edit 👏and now this you really are a talented clipper and editor 🥰

[@Berry-zv8sr]

So what have we learned : *Never let Mysta cook for you*

[@amyzhang3585]

How Mysta just holds the knife when Vox was complementing on the food

[@jacktheripper3118]

Mysta cooking is some kitchen nightmares stuff dude. Never let him open a restaurant

[@AF-fc9oc]

This video is really well edited, makes the story even more Fun to see!

[@alexs.7956]

Luca is just so cute XD

[@dyedviolet7349]

oh honey no. oh no honey. begging and praying for the next installment of the mysta's cooking saga to be some cooking lessons for him. Like telling him there are more seasonings than salt.

[@aengea]

sooo...you are telling me..if Mysta didn't ended the stream we could literally see Luca's HAND REVEAL!? btw the amount of time you took to find all this vods and edited it amazed me.

[@Arpin_Lusene]

Good luck Shu 🙏

[@Ten_522]

Watched Mysta's whole cooking live stream from start to finish, with lunch in my hands. By the end of the stream, I was too stunned to keep eating - chat was yelling and malding

[@ittadorin]

I don't want to believe that Luca is the mafia Idw to believe fjduxh he just soo precious 🥺

[@justsomerandomdegenerate7868]

Just recently started watching Nijisanji and your format in these videos make it super easy to watch and get into, thanks i appreciate your work

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

Boss being boss....😁.

[@nobodyspecial2.050]

The way his brain works...is just something we wouldn't ever reach And I don't dare to...

[@chimmiebomb]

Literally as soon as mysta said he used half the bottle of soy sauce I was like “HALF???????” this dude is tryna kill somebody😭😭

[@kentrenner372]

This editing is so good! feels like I am watching a series with flash backs

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

This clip brought back some shit I didn't want to remember bro like bruh I was in pure shock and disbelief when I was watching that cooking stream... The amount of pain and suffering I went through that day will probably be more than I will experience throughout my whole life

[@ashpuppeton]

Luca is so adorable 😭 i honestly felt so bad when he couldn't join the stream LOL

[@myhandlesakura]

I absolutely love how you edited this. Thank you.

[@dreamisover9813]

These story/narrative compilations are really well edited and coherent!

[@OktaviaVonSekkendorf]

The effort in making this video to make the story very whole is very nice. Thank you and Good job on the mega clip~

[@Yumn-nu9qp]

Oh my god... your effort to make this clip from soooo many sources... thank you so much. 👍💕

[@meowisol]

Awesome edit, thank you so much for pulling from multiple streams. I lost it at Mika saying the sauce was like drinking the Dead Sea, wth

[@Ten_522]

Somebody save Shu Yamino omg lmao

[@Mara_1337]

This is suuuuch a good edit! I wish we had more stories like that, because it's so hard to find all the bits and pieces from all the random streams that technically don't even have anything to do with the topic 😅 thanks for your service!

[@likewize272]

You did great job editing all this. So funny😂 Love their energy~ MYSTA IS FORBIDDEN IN KITCHEN EVER!

[@marmut989]

oh no... Run Shu Run!! btw nice video man the cut really great

[@MitenMint]

“How did you know??” idk, she Asian or someone off course she knew what rice looks like

[@eis6570]

I like the editing here ngl, the way you make it look like they're both in the same room and talking about the same thing in different stream is so entertaining... also Mysta, please learn how to cook a rice, especially using a stove and a thick metal pan (I'm not sure how to call it in english.)

[@abigail1565]

mysta: im gonna make shu a brother burger me: aight shu is gonna die now

[@slein1055]

Mysta is a really special boy, that's for sure.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Mika talking about cooking food and then she went on/had already made the curry is funny to me.

[@MomokoMakiDesu]

luca is an absolute golden retriever

[@yugona1310]

The way Mika explained it was really funny

[@nezneznezz]

If anyone here has watched Tensura: The scene, where Shion cooks for Rimuru and it looks so disgusting that he feeds it to Gobta, who just barely survived because he obtained poison resistance after eating it. I feel like everyone who ate some of Mysta's cooking is now resistant to poison.

[@TisBeOmega]

The fact that Vox wasn't mentioned makes me think he flat died after eating that 😂✋

[@Astrodgirl]

The editing is so good I like how you went from each stream to the other also we lost the chance of Luca glove hand reveal 😭 “Spiraling and shit” “that is not right”😭 I’m crying I only watched a little bit of the hand cam stream but seeing all this 💀 HALF OF THE SOY SAUCE BOTTLE oh gosh

[@27th_Player]

Mysta better have measuring cooking utensils next time 😭 Though the beef with sauce can be nice by adding rice noodles or any noodles and adding spices to preferences. That's a tip I do bec. I tend to over-season dishes hahahaha or thickening the sauce to use it to season plain fried rice w the beef and then, top it off with fried egg. *chef's kiss* I'm hungry now.

[@celsierhayarinzani6741]

what a great edit omgg

[@levenilauaki1489]

I love watching this video because this is when I discovered nijisanji

[@romybroeksmaortiz6487]

Oh my Gosh. I was dying the whole time. The collab was amazingly put together and the salt... 😂 Honestly I think it was nice to see that all of them spend actual time together and like know each other not only like on Discord, you know? But wow, like, wow. I'm scarred to think what would've happened had Vox not been there. Sorry Mista.

[@Wifriend]

Nice editing man. Heres a sub.

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

I like that the video starts with just a cute collab with Elipetruca and then the narrative starts with Luca commenting on Mysta

[@ovickelet9405]

i love this video so much this is so funny😭😭😭 luca is very cute

[@cristianaldhi1614]

if I cook rice like that I will definitely be kicked out of the family

[@phatsoratanakangelika1246]

SAME AHAHAHAHHA

[@cristianaldhi1614]

@@phatsoratanakangelika1246every ASEAN kid is afraid to mess up with rice😂

[@randooo22]

Watching back on this makes me want to shrivel up and die HE POURED THE USED WATER BACK IN, I'M DYING INTERNALLY

[@assgore__7306]

The moment i saw him putting back on the pot the water, my chef heart just cried

[@chaaeexh8234]

"Excuse me wtf are you doing" got me😭😭

[@disesan]

don't mind me here rewatching moments, i just miss him a lot :((

[@galuhalivia1816]

Cool video as always 👍

[@shahriarrs5213]

Your editing is very good

[@mashita7158]

I'm genuinely scared for Shu now

[@l.indseeyyy]

Vox like using this as a learning lesson, and kindly scolding Mysta like a dad, meanwhile mysta is fiddling with a knife lmao.

[@diamondkey3727]

Man being an actual chef watching this is just great

[@calistatherrien9254]

I died when you showed the clip of mysta putting the dirty water back into the rice.

[@Shadow_Glxtch]

I cracked up laughing watching this over and over again

[@xcsydae]

i cant believe I actually screamed in horror when shu was brought up HAHAHA but at least they had a lot of fun(??????????) great editing tho.

[@lightbot6277]

love the fact that Milord was hesitant about the rice

[@definitelynotsusan4260]

I swear Shu is going to do invisible spell when Mysta started to prepare food for him

[@alexu9292]

Everyone just needs to learn slowly but surely

[@hakomi522]

I’m wheezing sm HELPH

[@HI-jh3ft]

I can hear the "naaaauuuuurrrrrrr"

[@SoulWolf551]

"It looked sad." Can't wait for the Mysta redemption arc