“Why didn’t anyone write down parkour civilization history it would’ve made this so much easier” throws away the book and quill into the void when he’s done reading it
@randomturtleioАй бұрын
Underrated lol
@Bedogg25Ай бұрын
Nobody else can known the past
@benevolentmadman5225Ай бұрын
Because books need to parkour too, to the void.
@tanakisoupАй бұрын
The books just missed the jump from his hand to the block nearby
@aCookieGod2 ай бұрын
someone timestamp where i showed up
@Kingteleporter2 ай бұрын
2:44:09
@Kingteleporter2 ай бұрын
Literally my favorite yter no way
@I_am_bacon._.2 ай бұрын
You will become, PARKOUR 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@Ahmadthecoolperson2 ай бұрын
4 replies wth lemme fix that
@sakshamdubey16262 ай бұрын
Are you loyal to your girl?
@senseispud21972 ай бұрын
Ludwig doing critical analysis for dummies is genuinely a great lesson in writing and structuring your story
@themineguy1234Ай бұрын
putting that journalism degree to good use
@lucasdacarinha2 ай бұрын
"Its written in parkour" ✍🔥🔥🔥
@chrisalex82Ай бұрын
a degree in skibidiology is needed to read it
@joshii4537Ай бұрын
"If I did my parkour math correctly..."
@lerfarts2 ай бұрын
but ludwig with parkour races someone could just master a really hard course and be really really good at that specific course and wipe everyone they challenge bc no one has ever done it before. but with parkour battles you can build your own attack in retaliation to another attack. also you can yield in parkour battles but can’t yield in a parkour race. it is a FORCED death match with no escape
@Flairis2 ай бұрын
Hence why probably it was "illegal" too
@supersmashbghemming64452 ай бұрын
That and as far as i understand, with a race you die for real, but in a battle you respawn deranked (like evbo's first fight against the champ)
@Firefly2562 ай бұрын
@@supersmashbghemming6445I thought the parkour villain just removed the ability to respawn, just like the parkour champion in S1
@RandomPerson-gt1jt2 ай бұрын
Evbo did change it so dying means ranking down, he says that he limits the totems of undying because he doesn’t want people dying a bunch and never ranking down, which doesn’t make sense unless the consequence of dying is ranking down. Also it doesn’t matter anyways because the villain had already gotten to the command blocks before evbo got back to civilization, that’s how he got rid of all the buildings, so he changed the rules to make death permanent again.
@wellwell3544Күн бұрын
at the very start he explains reviving and ranking down too idk if ludwig is the greatest english major
@monicahutchinson63052 ай бұрын
1:09:10 ‘i can’t make you a better person, but at least i won’t let you make us a worse person’ damn made me clutch my pearls lol
@Machiavelli-n2 ай бұрын
it made you do w h a t?
@Reid-t5h2 ай бұрын
What…
@CalvinNoireАй бұрын
Monica Clutchinson.
@SlimeisProbablyAutisticАй бұрын
wh- what?
@XDeltaXCZ2 ай бұрын
Next will be PvP Civilization
@SadeningАй бұрын
PeakvPeak civilization
@madster01Ай бұрын
2:49:16
@Rommy456Ай бұрын
@@madster01he said he just needs time to digest parkour civilization he never said no
@phantom-.2 ай бұрын
video starts at 16:58
@RRPGTOC9Jzm0UBRQokKc4bDm0jli6u2 ай бұрын
Thanks
@HStackFire2 ай бұрын
he is the goat
@Ay0_qp2 ай бұрын
Lifesaver dude
@randomguy13712 ай бұрын
Thanks bubba
@Oh_the_humanity2 ай бұрын
bro doesn't appreciate a good ERB
@pineapple-rr5hl2 ай бұрын
I don't think Ludwig realizes that in a world with command blocks you don't need to work
@_Gheenell_2 ай бұрын
True,,, but it's human nature to want something fulfilling to do that brings you closer to your goal. The obvious answer is to practice parkour and strive to be the best at parkour -- but not everyone would want that becquse people are different and want to work on different things. There were already jobs people had to do in the previous system that could be improved/modified to fit evbos system - I think being able to choose which job to work on would be the first change, and then in return having certain perks like better food? (I'm not sure about that, but you get the idea.) Some possible jobs could be: - A parkour farmer that is in charge of the animals and crops and stuff. Even if food is infinite, it isn't as good as the food grown with proper parkour etiquette (lmao) - A parkour teacher. This one has a lot if merit. - Parkour builder? Obviously the parkour champion makes the buildings and stuff, but there could be special people that focus on building parkour jumps others need to practice. They also install them into their house like in the original. - Parkour healer/support. Remember how the guy saves evbo as he falls? Some people could use that to save their friends so they don't have to restart from the noob level. Not sure if it would be illegal but yknow. There are some others but honestly i think I need to stop procrastinating on my physics homework now. Enjoy this block of text
@HolyNamed2 ай бұрын
@@_Gheenell_ You realize they only get fed 1 meal a day, right?
@lukeari87772 ай бұрын
But if you do the beef jump it's mote than enough for a day
@opposite_of_xposedАй бұрын
@@lukeari8777but no one will risk their entire life for half a hunger bar more
@_Gheenell_Ай бұрын
@@HolyNamed gasp. This changes everything .
@lol_jardel58702 ай бұрын
Did someone notice that in the first movie in seawats vault there was chain boots
@ACE_CMHАй бұрын
Pretty sure there’s also an armor stand in there too
@FoxyFlyer12Ай бұрын
f o r e s h a d o w i n g
@Charles-h9m2 ай бұрын
145 vine booms in 2 hours more than 1 boom a minute
@user-uv2cp1qd1j2 ай бұрын
(BOOM)
@RougeMephilesCloneАй бұрын
Heh. The "final message" was good. I personally prefer the first Parkour Civilization movie over the second, largely because of how much this relied on parkour courses that were just obstacles in the way with little narrative weight. The second definitely hit a couple highs the first movie didn't, but I found the first to be more "iconic", if you know what I mean.
@Niceeee.Ай бұрын
HOLY THAT LAST PART WAS ACTUALLY CINEMA I DIDNT EXPECT THAT KIND OF PRODUCTION I WAS WILDIN ON MY SEAT
@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap2 ай бұрын
the corny delivery is fine. my main gripe is the apparent lack of an editor. i have near constant nitpicks with the way the narration is written. at one point evbo uses "similarity" instead of "theme", and that really got under my skin.
@Therefore_-us8tx2 ай бұрын
You actually put into words why there are times the script was a bit unbearable for me. But imaging evbo typing on his google drive setting fire to his metaphorical pen alone with no editor is a sick and funny af image
@AddyzilynRules2 ай бұрын
@@Therefore_-us8txlook, evbo has no beta we die like seawatt /ref
@Therefore_-us8tx2 ай бұрын
@@AddyzilynRules in an alternate timeline evbo could've been an AO3 veteran and not a Minecraft rp writer
@Timeworks12 ай бұрын
Lud needs a new wig
@anth23442 ай бұрын
He hasn’t shaved bald yet
@JacobFisette-m1o2 ай бұрын
@@anth2344"lud-wig"
@TerminallyBricked2 ай бұрын
I want buzzed french DJ to come back and play lethal company w the yard
@LuxuryWax2 ай бұрын
I get it ha
@sidpahuja27272 ай бұрын
Say that again…
@xduniolaki68942 ай бұрын
Honestly, I feel like if Technoblade didn't die he would be the final boss of the parkour civilization It would've been sick!
@Shanks875Ай бұрын
That would be amazing
@Mazzy_ArtsАй бұрын
Technoblade Never Dies!
@SploogeScroogeАй бұрын
what an out of touch of reality comment
@KillerWolf1324Ай бұрын
tecnoblade fits better in pvp civ
@xduniolaki6894Ай бұрын
@@KillerWolf1324 let’s be honest here, he would’ve fitted well in both stories
@Shadow-yh5qoАй бұрын
I think the main problem with a parkour race compared to a battle is that you can't forfeit mid parkour race, but you can with a battle. Just because you lose a battle doesn't mean you die. Lose a race you die no matter what.
@niko-oO_O2 ай бұрын
1:01:56 The legendary twin towers leap
@fruitspunchsamuraig45462 ай бұрын
"Its a cruel world, more people watched my 1 hour consistently well cut reaction than 20 minutes of chopping room floor cuts of my gamer challenge" everyone who wanted to see the lovers vs the world had to go to the vods instead tbh
@user-uv2cp1qd1j2 ай бұрын
It was such a weird point lud tried to make. The whole reaction was only around 2hr long I think. LoversVSTheWorld was like a dozen+ , and the video was only 20min
@Pandanuts2 ай бұрын
My brain melted so much to the point where i can now see the parkour god
@KalithstrАй бұрын
"He didn't really change much" followed by "He got rid of death I guess" Like that aint a big deal lol
@VixeyTeh2 ай бұрын
0:15 "I'm a little late" Dude, you're 3 hours earlier than usual. I just missed the stream. 😭
@ruffyv32 ай бұрын
2:46:22 CINEMA
@JakeMcCollum2 ай бұрын
EPIC
@Flairis2 ай бұрын
ONG
@alyssanonymous2 ай бұрын
the one time a streamer reacts to my comment is when he's parkoursplaining, gotta be parkouracist idk... [1:58:53]___[_]___[_][_]
@ivywen87012 ай бұрын
i mean when your doing a parkour battle against a parkour legend you need to keep in mind that its important to parkour in their domain
@alyssanonymousАй бұрын
@@ivywen8701LMAO OFC HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID
@xNick01Ай бұрын
Keep your parkour speak outa this comment section
@miguel_braulio_2250Ай бұрын
___[ ]_____[ ]__|||
@Thomas-zt7dm2 ай бұрын
The 360 is basically his Kamahamaha and the backwards 360 is the spirit bomb
@Randomer2Ай бұрын
when evbo was scared to take his champion boots off, seawatt said that he shouldnt be scared because there was no way to steal them from his inventory...
@garrelusАй бұрын
Even crazier, Evbo wearing the champion boots was what allowed Seawatt to steal them with the armor stand attack. Absolute peak.
@S4HILEDITS_2 ай бұрын
Did you know they only have one meal a day?
@sakurikunikai7564Ай бұрын
not anymore
@Kuro_AozoraАй бұрын
2:38:25 "You're wrong" Ludwig said to the guy who made the world building stating that canonically "IT'S STILL A DERANK" if you die to Parkour battles.
@ilikevideogames22692 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT THE ENDING IS THE BEST FICTITIOUS ENDING IVE EVER WITNESSED
@ivywen87012 ай бұрын
Im so sad i didnt get to be apart of this stream i love parkour and i love parkour civilization, parkour civilization leads to a better life and parkour civilization is just the most parkour civilization of the parkour civilization in parkour civilization. Anyways are you gonna make a break down of parkour civilization for parkour civilization part 3?
@rtk10_2 ай бұрын
blud did NOT watch dune, how has he misunderstood the fremen in both parkour civilization videos
@Blu_pepper2 ай бұрын
Seems you are didnt join the club....
@That1RetrobowlGuyАй бұрын
2:38:27 bro is literally arguing at the guy who made these ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECES 👌
@CrazyCash91905Ай бұрын
Ludwig gotta get on that pvp civilization grind next 🔥
@SwingRipper2 ай бұрын
2:38:00 But Evbo lost a parkour battle against a champ and was sent down to being a noob in movie 1
@theDriinster2 ай бұрын
and on the 3rd parkour challenge as he fell into the pit of no return he rose claiming to be the chosen one once more
@stevie64722 ай бұрын
Doesnt evbo kill the old man in a parkour battle.... that was death, not deranking
@YashyBoi.2 ай бұрын
Evbo goes on the yard and Ludwig writes season 3
@ValueNetwork2 ай бұрын
Forcing the Minecraft kids who are here for parkour civilisation into watching a Leffen stream might be considered a war crime at The Hague!
@dkkong.Ай бұрын
1:55:52 i came to the live to see ludwigs reaction to the joke about the 2nd legend being trash, cause i thought it was really funny and they cut it out of the video, and all he did was exhale through his nose 😭😭
@JuiBre-km5wt2 ай бұрын
When we getting pvp civilization reaction
@Randomguy-mx3po2 ай бұрын
It’s not finished yet so probably have to wait
@TheOriginals-tdpАй бұрын
@@Randomguy-mx3po its not gonna be finished for a few months if he does the 'season 2' thing again lmao
@zealotgamez7796Ай бұрын
@@TheOriginals-tdp Season 1 just finished, looks like he's doing a Season 2 again
@Cloudy_Jay8Ай бұрын
lmfao I noticed there was a cut at Seawatt's death in the main video so I came here to see what Ludwig said only to hear this: 2:13:54
@seru.89Ай бұрын
The strongest parkour champion of today vs the strongest parkour champion of history. This truly is parkour civilisation
@Taogyre2 ай бұрын
bro has 2 tricks, 360s and clairvoyance
@ConnieTaroy2 ай бұрын
When the parkour god talks i get chills
@treanmunt14202 ай бұрын
Btw this is what you do in parkour civilization. Break the block under the pro Get the chicken Get the beef Break the wood Craft 4 planks Craft a crafting table Wait for 1 day Do the same thing Use ur new wood blocks to make sticks & pickaxes Mine up to pro Civ Break the stone in the practice area Make a stone pick Mine up to master Civ Use remaining wood to make a chest Mine up to the champion Use a chest jump to take his boots & water bucket The champ cant do anything without his boots. Become champion. Easy peasy parkour squeezy
@JohaalyIve-qi2qdАй бұрын
that is probably the equivilant of parkour war crimes.
@swxrn2 ай бұрын
Lud has so many questions but if he just paid attention he would’ve known it was written in the parkour…
@mayursharma75942 ай бұрын
1:16:10 dude , luffy doesnt even have thought bubbles. He just doesnt think
@Kevinofrepublic2 ай бұрын
1:15:40 lets goooo Deku mention
@ChymaiАй бұрын
This video is so much better than sports
@ThomasDesjardins-Vachon2 ай бұрын
When ludwig say that Evbo didn't remove death during his rein. He is not whrigt becuse we see Evbo defeet a guy and we see that guy after (the guy is the green guy that is forced to chalenge Evbo to a parkour race)
@nerdporkspass1m1st782 ай бұрын
Nah, the guy who died was an alien, the parkour racer was a turtle, two different green guys
@plugshirt17622 ай бұрын
@@nerdporkspass1m1st78 damn you're right I thought they were the same person
@ThomasDesjardins-VachonАй бұрын
@@nerdporkspass1m1st78 yes I know I realised that but still wandered if you would notice
@impostersus8489Ай бұрын
21:36 he says if i miss a single jump and he dies HE DE RANKS
@YTSearchRapBattlesKinGLeoVsАй бұрын
LeGit the hair on my arms stood up when the God told Evbo he'd be his successor
@YTSearchRapBattlesKinGLeoVsАй бұрын
"I dont care if your name is Evbo with a checkmark on it" 😂😂😂
@epicbosco2 ай бұрын
That’s wild, I just finished watching the first part 😂
@SzafkaYT2 ай бұрын
That was a cool stream except that guy in the right upper corner yappin' all the time. Can we get rid of him for next stream?
@RIZAL-rx6geАй бұрын
Yeah so true, why is there some random nobody there
@sallyworm23582 ай бұрын
49:48 it was written in parkour
@me-sb9ow2 ай бұрын
2:49:35 NUH UH NUH UH GET READY FOR YOUR DAILY PVP CHECK BOI
@trapbox307026 күн бұрын
😂😂
@graysonkresta66132 ай бұрын
Grampa, how hard was the beef jump?
@angulinhiduje60932 ай бұрын
Grampa had to jump 1 block vehicle jumps both ways on his way to work
@XxxDarkSeerxxX2 ай бұрын
Chromakopia pfp?
@chrisalex82Ай бұрын
that prediction thingy isactually insane
@imalyve2 ай бұрын
2:47:22 peak film making
@Maxerplaysgames4 күн бұрын
Fun fact:A 5 block jump is possible with the amount of momentum and angle,there is a video like 7 or 8 years ago of someone doing it
@kidsarecomediansАй бұрын
3:54 the curse has been broken
@raemmio2761Ай бұрын
I know there was another talking point where whoever is on the left side of the thumbnail wins. Maybe that’s what decided it. /s
@Fegis59Ай бұрын
How did the parkour villain survive so much time without food and why didn't the old man just wipe out just the villian not the entire layer
@theGnomeOfficial2 ай бұрын
Best part is the silence for the furry question
@real_fryinryan2 ай бұрын
I called it since season 1, i called it before the parkour God was even introduced and it all came to fruition
@thecrazyandproud2 ай бұрын
PvP civ lowkey fire
@angulinhiduje60932 ай бұрын
As good as parkour? Pvp seems kinda basic
@Mori_7122 ай бұрын
@@angulinhiduje6093Almost as many twists
@RedenNavarro-xn1xv16 күн бұрын
Did you saw the last one yet?
@8omff9962 ай бұрын
The legend of Parkour, breath of the block.
@GitagyaBhardwaj2 ай бұрын
evbo really pulled 2 and a half stacks of vinebooms outta his ass
@Xorpheas2 ай бұрын
I was waiting for this!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@demonwolf6485Ай бұрын
why do the people who waited to see u react to parkour civ 2 live then cry when lud pauses and yaps for 3 minutes. if it bothers u that much watch it on your own time and dont watch lud react to it.
@KSan3572 ай бұрын
Interesting that he starts the video talking about erb predicting the election and at around 2:30:00 he talks about the Washington game, another predictor of the election
@edgarjacobjavier2230Ай бұрын
Um Actually ludwig, if i recall in the movie Evbo said that if a pro falls down the pro level they will die from fall damage and he said that they will derank, so you are wrong here ludwing
@VixeyTeh2 ай бұрын
2:46:29 "All my life I've had to jump to survive."
@CrisTheDarkLightАй бұрын
Ludwig is deff parkoorist
@dominikkalousek2120Ай бұрын
i have now watched both parts of parkour civ 5 times lmao
@sirhawkjamesАй бұрын
my dreams were filled with parkour and minecraft last night
@FaridaYasmin-n4p2 ай бұрын
Actually, the fans that evbo killed respawned as a pro.
@BananaOnDaTree2 ай бұрын
1:23:01 Fire Halloween costume indeed
@Neno-zb1ciАй бұрын
55:54 THAT WAS DEEP
@Bedogg25Ай бұрын
It’s so hard to watch but something makes me want to watch it, it hurts, written in parkour the pen to the king
@NeoTums2 ай бұрын
season 3 would be parkour pvp. plus mini games on the side like spleef XD
@SandraGanabaАй бұрын
can we get ludwig to perform the 1 block vertical beef jump