Luke did I ever tell you about my day job as a meatpacker at a dead Sand Whale? #StarWars #ObiWan
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@whade620008 ай бұрын
"That over here is my old friend R2D2. He had saved my skin in many a space battle. I like to pretend I don't know him so that I can watch him try to deny it in beeps and boops. It's a little game we play."
@Ghost_Rafaam7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment fr fr
@SeriousGamingSteam3 ай бұрын
@@Ghost_Rafaam no cap?
@JakobNorthblood2 жыл бұрын
"She's only pretending she doesn't remember me rescuing her nine years ago. It's a little game we play."
@ghostman5620 Жыл бұрын
Fuck subtitles, (or listening) we have Jacob M.
@Acuraintegraman1 Жыл бұрын
Is he implying bad writing bro 🎉 ?
@thibaud1832 Жыл бұрын
"I told this 9-year-old girl that she would be in trouble if she ever told anyone what we did when we were alone. Anyway, back to your father exotic teenage apprentice child-soldier…"
@Vesporeon Жыл бұрын
@@thibaud1832 "And she was a good friend."
@jessew7565 Жыл бұрын
@@thibaud1832 lmfao
@Jonassoe11 ай бұрын
"Your father's lightsaber. He murdered several children with it."
@gordalot10 ай бұрын
We used to affectionately call it the sand people lawnmower… But that’s a story… For another time! 😏🙄
@Pinkielover10 ай бұрын
few hundred
@yunehversomi145810 ай бұрын
Don’t forget kneeling disarmed opponents, a village of sand people and cowering politicians in opposition to the ruling government at the time. That baby has seen some action.
@denisl276010 ай бұрын
Dozens
@TheMeanGreenGoblin10 ай бұрын
@@gordalotActually that was a completely different lightsaber. It was destroyed on Genosis.
@hotcoldman2 жыл бұрын
"Only a master of evil, Darth" A sick burn for a more civilized age
@Magnifico1459 ай бұрын
Calling him "darth" also sounds so derpy that it makes it even better.
@tescosfinest44647 ай бұрын
@@Magnifico145feel like that’s such a shit 70s sci-fi movie thing to say looking back 😭
@paper93626 ай бұрын
@@Magnifico145 It wasn't even a title in the original script either. Dude's first name was Darth.
@dungeononion4 ай бұрын
@@paper9362 Wait what? Didn't someone call Palpatine darth sideous, or was anakin just named darth?
@paper93624 ай бұрын
@@dungeononion He wasn't called Palpatine or Darth Sideous until the prequels. He was only called the Emperor in the Original Trilogy. In fact when the Episode 1 trailers were coming out people were theorizing whether or not the new "Palpatine" character would be the Emperor.
@jsivonenVR10 ай бұрын
_”It’s a little game we play.”_ is the best explanation I’ve ever heard for nearly all Star Wars plot holes… brilliant! 💫
@tv-wm3od10 ай бұрын
He also plays his little game with R2D2.
@AmigaWolf10 ай бұрын
Correction: For all new Disney Star Wars plot holes.
@Dasusify10 ай бұрын
Rogue One explained the 30 year old plothole of "who the f would design a hole that blows up the entire deathstar so easily" pretty well. Crazy to write a movie around just fixing that, but I'm not complaining.
@jsivonenVR10 ай бұрын
@@Dasusify ‘twas the best effort of SW movie since RotS
@krisius110 ай бұрын
Disney starwars…not starwars, but Disney starwars. The cheap knock off stuff
@геннадийяковенко-ц6т11 ай бұрын
This "and he was a good friend" line could possibly makes every video end better😂
@williamkrause558511 ай бұрын
It made it kind of sad for a second
@alvallac217110 ай бұрын
*make (bare infinitive, because of the "could") *better.
@deepzone3110 ай бұрын
They should play that at the end of every roast battle.
@axiomcomplex557910 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171No.
@pumpkin_pants382810 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171 bros really mad cuz someone didnt use a period on the internet
@tremendoushustle954810 ай бұрын
“I rescued her multiple times when she was 10. Annoying little brat… just like her father. She ran like a duck. But I admired her courage.”
@CornyBum10 ай бұрын
"Fortunately, the one time they tried kidnapping her, they employed those who ran like _retarded_ ducks."
@seanmadson852410 ай бұрын
Ducks slither like snakes when they run in tall grass
@jm780410 ай бұрын
"She outran every grown adult who gave chase, even though she appeared to be moving in slow motion. She was a cunning runner, and a good friend... even though she pretends to not know me now."
@CornyBum10 ай бұрын
""Fortunately, the one time they tried kidnapping her, they employed those who ran like _r e t a r d e d_ ducks."
@crustman598210 ай бұрын
“Luke did I ever tell you about the time your sister escaped the clutches of the bass player for the Red Hot Chili Peppers?”
@KneelB4Bacon10 ай бұрын
"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough. He was on fire and screaming curses at me at the time but he really DID want you to have this."
@aotmn83996 ай бұрын
It was a little game we played.
@vgregan884 ай бұрын
Unless he told him before the fight broke out
@patheticbread68614 ай бұрын
@@vgregan88Wasn’t Anikins relationship with Padme a secret?
@timopper548811 ай бұрын
“And he was a good friend“ really does tie everything together.
@marbellaotaiza8019 ай бұрын
'Then I said to your father, I mean, Darth Vader: "You're entering a world of pain" and I cut his arms and legs off" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, probably.
@benjamink71053 ай бұрын
I was just thinkin' it was like a good rug.
@rsolsjo10 ай бұрын
"Do you remember that time that pissed off Sith Inquisitor lady came to your farm and almost killed you and your aunt and uncle? No, surely boys don't remember such things."
@toddjones14807 ай бұрын
I had to check to see if you were joking or not. You weren’t. 🤢🤮
@tomb.5246 ай бұрын
They tried to make it so that Luke never directly saw her... which was made in a super awkward way but the fact that his aunt and uncle could actually defend the farm against her is what was truly ridiculous. Or the fact that she shouldn't have been there in the first place cause she literally didn't know who Luke was, she literally just heard something about a child and immediately made him her goal for no reason. Or the fact that Organa had no good reason to contact Kenobi cause they agreed that they wouldn't communicate to prevent this kind of mess yet he was worried about Kenobi not contacting him... while repeating that he knows that's what they agreed on in the first place... Man, the show sucked.
@JohnRNewAccountNumber36 ай бұрын
@@tomb.524"Yo dawg, I'm afraid you've been captured by Vader, so lemme just recap the super secret secret stuff we've kept super secret because it's a secret that Vader cannot know, and he probably captured you so here's the secret Vader can't know that I'll repeat to you now that Vader has captured you but doesn't know the secret that he cannot know, dawg."
@realsatoshihashimoto5 ай бұрын
It's a little game Luke plays...
@LPMeternum10 ай бұрын
“He was a real piece of shit your father” 😂
@abcav29710 ай бұрын
and he was a good friend.
@D461Sage10 ай бұрын
@@abcav297🙂
@DavidLLambertmobile7 ай бұрын
Vader's suit cost him a arm & a leg! 😆
@dungeononion4 ай бұрын
@@DavidLLambertmobile lmao
@user-sl1wt1dv4y2 жыл бұрын
"I even told him I loved him like a brother just to rub salt into his already burning wounds 😎"
@greyclaa Жыл бұрын
or sand
@jm780410 ай бұрын
I told him I had the high ground, but he would not believe me. Who had the last laugh?
@the81kid9 ай бұрын
@@greyclaa "It gets everywhere, DOESN'T IT, Anakin- I mean, Lord Vader!"
@marbellaotaiza8019 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna put some sand in your eye" -Bully Kenobi, probably.
@realsatoshihashimoto5 ай бұрын
Obi Wan always makes it about himself, doesn't he?
@sartainja11 ай бұрын
Love these “Luke, did I ever tell you about…..” Makes my day when I find I new one.
@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н11 ай бұрын
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I was one of the most respected actors in the world, performing in renowned films such as Kind Hearts and Coronets, The Bridge on the River Kwai and A Passage to India? I even got an Oscar and a Knighthood in recognition for my talent and excellence. Then, while I was between shooting masterpieces with David Lean, a nerd named George Lucas begged me to play a samurai wizard from space in his sci-fi/fantasy flick. I took it to be nice, even though it meant saying lines such as "Only a master of evil Darth". Somehow, despite Lucas's bungling, it was a huge success and he roped me into appearing in the two equally idiotic sequels. I didn’t want to, but my code of honor as British gentleman and an actor prevented me from leaving a project unfinished. Now that's those movies are the only thing people remember me for. When you search my name on Google Images, the first result is from a website called “Wookiepedia”. My legacy is ruined forever thanks to Lucas. And he was a good friend.
@alvallac217110 ай бұрын
*Makes
@sartainja10 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171 Thank you. Made the correction.
@oplars648710 ай бұрын
Did you see the ahsoka one
@sartainja10 ай бұрын
@@oplars6487 “like a constant porno……and she was a good friend.” “we would have the entire 501st run an entire train over her.”
@meatyspartanguy2 жыл бұрын
Remember Luke, you can always best your enemy if you have the high ground; from a certain point of view, of course.
@wolfshanze5980 Жыл бұрын
Tell that to Darth Maul.
@tronovonflidder77511 ай бұрын
@@wolfshanze5980 Darth Maul is a padawan victim. He doesn't matter.
@SheegogProductions11 ай бұрын
@@wolfshanze5980 Tell that to kanjiklub.
@marcuscain137711 ай бұрын
Unless your opponent throws their lightsaber at you.
@priestesslucy329910 ай бұрын
Vader remembers the High Ground, he threw his lightsaber to resolve that when Luke took the High Ground in the Throne Room
@Tanner-Gillman10 ай бұрын
“by the way, the force is an energy field, used to choke your enemies or throw them across the room” dropped so nonchalantly into the conversation is killing me
@DavidLLambertmobile7 ай бұрын
The Force flows thru all living things! It's very powerful! It can even heal wounds or retain life but no one will ever really do that Force move for 43 years or so.
@ProbablyOkay11 ай бұрын
Kenobi could have been good. Dragging Leia into it and making Kenobi and Vader fight again made it feel like fan fiction. A more subtle version where Kenobi had to save Bail instead of Leia and maybe just narrowly avoided meeting Vader would have been way cooler and fit the overall story better.
@KevinJDildonik11 ай бұрын
"Kenobi could have been cool if the entire plot was way different." Disney senior writing team, 2023
@TMCNJ10 ай бұрын
Or they could’ve at least had them deal more damage to each other. Vader shouldn’t have had his saber at the end of the fight (I know they wanted the cool play with the lighting on his face) but nothing stopping Vader boomeranging Obi 🤦🏻♂️ if they both had more injury, it would explain why they are so slower and cautious in New Hope. It was good, but it could’ve been way better
@protector_of_the_realms10 ай бұрын
@@TMCNJNah I can’t call it good lol. Disagree with you there. The injury thing I’ve never thought about and that’s a nice touch but them not fighting at all still would’ve been better I think. The show ruined both characters as well as the Grand Inquisitor and on top of that was horribly written, acted and had the worst cinematography and choreography of any Star Wars project and was just dumb propelled by coincidence. Honestly the worst thing to ever come out of Star Wars up to this point imo. Which is sad because it was the project I was most hyped for by far. Was thinking it was going to be an amazing intimate character drama about PTSD and responsibility beautifully shot in the desert but I got the opposite, dumb forced action fan fic with the worst action that makes 0 sense and is laughable. The plot could have worked if instead of a random Jedi finding Obi-wan on Tatooine ruining his character by showing he hasn’t covered his tracks at all, it could’ve been Vos and have a buddy team up film with Vader killing him at the end if you had to get off planet but still. I just pretend it’s not canon and so badly want a remake
@scottkingentertains10 ай бұрын
@@protector_of_the_realms100% agree with everything you just said
@priestesslucy329910 ай бұрын
@@KevinJDildonikDisney Senior Writing Team 2012-2023
@jackthenarrator47352 жыл бұрын
This video is so spot-on, I can forgive the atrocious Alec Guiness impression. It's a damn shame this doesn't have more views.
@burningphoneix Жыл бұрын
The bad impression makes it funnier.
@jilliebean631210 ай бұрын
It sounds like an indian guy doing a British impression
@INFILTR8US10 ай бұрын
@@jilliebean6312there are loads of people of Indian descent in the UK smart one
@jilliebean631210 ай бұрын
@@INFILTR8US well sMaRt oNe clearly im referring to non british indian men doing an impression of a british person because indian people from britain or the uk dont sound like they are doing an impression thats just their accent…
@jackforster778310 ай бұрын
@@INFILTR8USthey’re not Indian then are they. They’re British
@tommac57702 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly the funniest shit ever after the speeder chase in Boba Fett
@ghostman5620 Жыл бұрын
It can't be."funniest ever " if you except it.
@Yankyal110 ай бұрын
Luke glancing over every time he mentions his father is so fucking funny
@archangel_josh6 ай бұрын
"She's only pretending she doesn't remember me rescuing her nine years ago" CLASSIC! Hahahaahaaaaa
@jackmichelle701511 ай бұрын
Star Wars right now is how Obi Wan once descibed as "Before the dark times....before the empire"
@kingmegatron797410 ай бұрын
No no, the prequels were before the dark times. Now, it is the empire... of Disney!
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr10 ай бұрын
@@kingmegatron7974, the canceled Sequel Trilogy from George Lucas would’ve made a far more perfect Sequel Trilogy than what Disney put out, and yes Obi-Wan’s description of the Star Wars events describes Disney Star Wars perfectly that Disney is the Empire and Fox Studios as well as Lucas Arts are the Rebel Alliance that lost to the Empire.
@alvallac217110 ай бұрын
*described
@cantionaleecclesiasticum53785 ай бұрын
There is any description of George Lucas vision for sequels?
@--Mordal--9 ай бұрын
1:07 "Really Strange man your father... I mean Darth Vader." *Luke Smiling* Got me 🤣
@quest21122 жыл бұрын
he was a good friend
@ringosk12 жыл бұрын
So was ahsoka
@zackcross719011 ай бұрын
@@ringosk1A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age.
@amoralmarker650310 ай бұрын
Love how he corrected himself initially but then gave up and accidentally refers to Vader as Luke's father and then decides to pick up the effort to hide Vader's true identity despite already unveiling it if Luke paid attention.
@Lucifronz7 ай бұрын
He's an old man, he tends to ramble and forget where he is. Did he ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
@amoralmarker65037 ай бұрын
@@Lucifronz It's not a story he could tell you, that's for sure.
@umapessoaqualquer368810 ай бұрын
"Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I defeated Darth Vader in a rocky planet, but I left him there, so the original trillogy can happen?" "Luke did I ever tell you about the time your sister managed to outrrun three sith inquisitors?" "How about the time when that angry black lady entered your uncle's farm to kidnapp you, crazy times right?" "Oh Luke, there was this time when I invaded a Imperial fortress and put your sister on my coat to escape"
@nrabinov5 ай бұрын
All of Star Wars’s plot holes summed up in under two and a half minutes
@landonmathews611110 ай бұрын
The fact that more skill and care was put into the writing consistency of a 2 minute KZbin video than a 90 million dollar tv show about obi wan freaking Kenobi is both hilarious and tragic
@CillmaCuvas9 ай бұрын
Hilarious and Tragic is the name of modern Disney's autobiography.
@barfo2819 ай бұрын
He made fun of the original Star Wars movies too, you know. Because George Lucas couldn't keep a story together either.
@CillmaCuvas9 ай бұрын
@@barfo281 you are aware this man saying how modern is worse isn't a claim that old was the second coming of christ, right?
@barfo2819 ай бұрын
@@CillmaCuvas You are aware that George Lucas crapped all over Star Wars long before he sold it to Disney for them to do it to, right?
@CillmaCuvas9 ай бұрын
@@barfo281 i'm sure he made many shitty decisions, but unfortunately for you, many people don't care about your archaeology exhibit digging up old prequels and og series cringe as much as the current-age dogwater that is plaguing the scene as a pattern of the disney enshittening effect plaguing our streaming services and movie studios across a half a dozen or so companies outside the one that you personally will die on the hill for being mediocre in the first place. we didn't ask, that's not the main focus, and we have more relevant issues to deal with in this topic that we want to give their proper airtime, grievancewise, and if you think that's useless, at least it's something fixable and actively happening when you're doing the same thing over drama gone and past. we get it, you feel disillusioned of the glory days, but not everything in the franchise is about your primordial issue alone.
@Zed-ti9uj11 ай бұрын
Good clunky dialogue, George Lucas would be proud.
@alvallac217110 ай бұрын
*dialogue. George (to fix your comma splice run-on)
@antonliakhovitch830610 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171Eh. The appropriate punctuation here would be a semicolon, but even you didn't know that. Give them a break. (To provide a little more detail: In this case, OP is clearly trying to write the same way they speak. They're using a comma intentionally; the ideas are closely connected and a period is too big of a pause. This is exactly what semicolons are supposed to be for, but they aren't ever taught properly in school so whatever.)
@egonne231610 ай бұрын
Don't you mean "maclunkey"?
@simplebutpowerful10 ай бұрын
I would rate the dialogue as mid. Mid... ichlorian, that is.
@zephyr807210 ай бұрын
*Later..* Obi-Wan: “So who is in charge here. You?” Vader “No, that would be Tarkin.” Obi-Wan: “So..” Vader: “Don’t say it.” Obi-Wan: “You’re on this Death Star but you weren't granted the rank of Master.” Vader: “You bastard!”
@guyledouche491810 ай бұрын
It's outrageous!!!!
@henrykkeszenowicz466410 ай бұрын
@@guyledouche4918It's unfair!
@Nahnbie22239 ай бұрын
@@henrykkeszenowicz4664 how can you be on the Death Star and not have the rank of Master?
@donadas23018 ай бұрын
Director Krennic: We stand here amidst my death Star, not yours!
@bijibadness10 ай бұрын
it's a really neat touch that Obi-Wan "forgets" to mention he hilariously and embarrassingly ran away from Darth Vader _twice,_ upon seeing his Padawan Best Friend again for the first time since making him a multiple amputee then leaving him to die burning on a lava mountain - both times simply leaving frame in a flat comedy shot. thanks, Disney!
@StephenHarperRaptagon2 жыл бұрын
They showed all the armor being put together but skipped the woodoo hide scene. SMH
@thibaud1832 Жыл бұрын
EmPalSuReCon did not allow for the disclosing of this specific medical procedure.
@lb58184 ай бұрын
this was just after vader got his suit insulated by oomla guhma gagh, he had to make do with an inferior polish for budgetary reasons
@rlacksgh967310 ай бұрын
"Luke, did I ever tell you about the true last time I ever met your father? I had forgotten about it, you see, due to the constant retcons and decanonization of the Mouse. But no matter, you can still learn the whole story - now available on Disney Plus!"
@thomriley103610 ай бұрын
"Hey, Luke. Have you ever snorted Spice and re-watched this scene while reading 'Dune Messiah'? Pages 43 to 56, specifically... It's like our every action lines up and 'rhymes' with those characters. Also, what's with all the 'desert planets' in our galaxy? It's like every other place we visit is a giant sandbox that we can still somehow breathe on and is run by worm-people... and a good friend."
@nickgreen473110 ай бұрын
"We used to call desert planets 'minimal expensive scenery' planets, until we realised that was too obvious."
@thomriley103610 ай бұрын
"And don't get me started on your loser dad, Luke. He used to tell girls that he was a Navigator on a Spice Freighter, like that would impress them or something... When everyone knows that we have computers for that sort of thing. No game at all... Later, he started saying crazy poodoo, like "I was immaculately conceived by the Force to be the greatest Jedi ever." "I built this Droid, or this pod racer" or something... hitting on your mother like the owner of my favorite 1950's theme diner used to back on Coruscant, during his long midlife crisis... Anyway, Padmé eventually gave him a little, out of pity of course, when he started blathering on and on about sand... which is how both you and your twin sister in the hologram there came into being, Wormie."
@Drak9767 ай бұрын
Lel the idea of Obi Wan holding his quips for the final battle is great.
@marcuscain137711 ай бұрын
Not only was Kenobi a terribly written show, but it also retconned Episodes 3 and 4.
@mattc959810 ай бұрын
"make it more fucking lame!"
@JackPorter10 ай бұрын
oh you want me to write a show on Kenobi? sure thing, I'll just go watch the prequels and I'll get right on it!
@timothybrown599910 ай бұрын
It takes a terrible show to retcon two good movies I guess
@Yuka543189 ай бұрын
@@timothybrown5999*One good movie and one bad movie
@GZilla3119 ай бұрын
@@Yuka54318A New Hope wasn’t that bad.
@grawakendream898011 ай бұрын
this is the stuff that makes star watch enduring (watchable) at this point
@EndThusIAm2 жыл бұрын
2:22 The perfect way to describe a friendship I have with my best bro.
@kenshiro17192 жыл бұрын
Damn, Kenobi really had some pent up anger 😂😂😂
@rebel_diamonds11 ай бұрын
That definition of the Force should be official.
@EjectedReject10 ай бұрын
"Your father..I mean Darth Vader" love that smile Luke has while Kenobi says this 😂
@jopearson63219 ай бұрын
This kind of interaction is all I can think about whenever I watch something Star Wars related. It falls apart the moment you start thinking about it.
@jjrj85688 ай бұрын
Even the OT had its problems in terms of continuity. But seriously, KK should stay away from any major character of SW; unbearable retcons.
@TechySpeaking9 ай бұрын
Ah yes, just as I remember it.
@danielmedela872510 ай бұрын
"Here Luke, this is the younglings slayer 9000. Use it to slaughter you enemies children."
@Mikeb81310 ай бұрын
oh man those last lines of ".. but not as bad a burn as when i cut off arm & legs and left him to catch fire.." and ".. he was a real piece of $hit, your father.." had me crying..!
@zada4a6 ай бұрын
I love how interested Luke is during all this
@thefinestsake166010 ай бұрын
The more they pull from the past to make new material, the more shaky this jenga tower gets.
@JefferyDuran142 жыл бұрын
HE SAID WOO DOO HIDE! I CLAPPED !
@Quikostdreggs10 ай бұрын
OH MY GAWD... I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!
@GhANeC11 ай бұрын
Like anything that Disney acquires these days, this century, it all went to trivial stupidity
@TrineofFire2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to enjoy watching this evolve and get more and more ridiculous as this shitty Disney show drags on, season after season. This is a lovely start.
@dw141910 ай бұрын
Darth Kennedy: I am altering the canon. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
@mr.voidout47399 ай бұрын
😆Luke's reaction to "your fathe- I mean, Darth Vader" like "Mhmm, I've seen Star Wars." But seriously, when memeing something is more entertaining than it itself... kind of a red flag.
@stormthrush3710 ай бұрын
Kenobi was a low point in the Disney Star Wars era. But I expect us to go far lower still. One day we'll look back fondly and say, "Remember when we thought this is as bad as Disney Star Wars can get?"
@master-69_6 ай бұрын
Honestly, if they can make something worse than the sequel I'd be more impressed than upset at this point
@jaygee85663 ай бұрын
Prescient
@dedster31646 ай бұрын
"You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Disneyius the Greed?"
@John-Doe-Yo10 ай бұрын
1:07 that smirk right after Obi Wan corrected himself was perfect
@FaZeHawking Жыл бұрын
"she was a good friend".
@greyclaa Жыл бұрын
"That's your 501st talking"
@chucksucks864010 ай бұрын
Luke: How did my father die? OB1: There are three possible scenarios. The first is that he was seduced by the dark side of the force. The second is that I cut off all of his limbs and burned horribly on some planet. The third is that Darth Vader murdered and betrayed him. I prefer the third or first scenario because if you believe the second one then you might hate my guts.
@GuiltlessGear10 ай бұрын
the more disney meddles with the timeline, the more mangled this scene becomes and i hate/love it.
@TheVisitor310 ай бұрын
This is the most genius piece of SW I've ever seen. I almost shat myself.
@jsivonenVR10 ай бұрын
Worth the laundry run fo sho. 🩲
@mikecurtis116 ай бұрын
Star Wars went from enjoyable childhood nostalgia to Disney travesty. Thanks for some comic relief!
@radg3ar4562 жыл бұрын
Ah, a freshly polished helmet (courtesy of woodoo hide) Did he get it done at the EmPalSuReCon?
@WatchVidsMakeLists11 ай бұрын
I see you are a ReLetMed fan too 👀
@Chris-dm1je9 ай бұрын
So many Star Wars inconsistencies could have been explained away with "Fortunately for plot reasons..."
@That2J7 ай бұрын
I love him correcting himself throughout despite starting the story with “did I ever tell you about the last time I met your father?”
@Henskelion10 ай бұрын
It's honestly crazy how this video is a year old, but serves as a demarcation separating the time when people had to physically voice videos like this themselves, and the AI era we live in now where a specific person's speech can be perfectly replicated by anyone who has the software for it.
@taliad.10209 ай бұрын
I was so pleased when I heard this video not being voiced by AI. I don't care if the voice is less accurate, it has more soul in it.
@mechadeka9 ай бұрын
@@taliad.1020 It's an incredibly monotone line read, but sure.
@jamesgravil916210 ай бұрын
"Fortunately for plot reasons I was not horribly burned and disfigured." Vader: "..."
@lemerdeposteur10 ай бұрын
That last line had me in tears laughing.
@SuperLuis2252 ай бұрын
"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough. He yelled to me while he was burning to his death 'I HATE YOU! GIVE THIS TO MY SON WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH!'... And he was a good friend"
@MrSpartan99311 ай бұрын
There’s Star Wars. Then there’s Disney’s “starwars”.
@guyledouche491810 ай бұрын
It's like if I wrote a book called "Sherlock Holmes and the mystery of the dead cat." And then expect it to be put into the annals of Sherlock Holmes stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle.
@priestesslucy329910 ай бұрын
Mickey Mousewars
@kintsugikame10 ай бұрын
@@guyledouche4918That’s why I always laugh at the idea of ‘canon.’ Like, just because some company buys the property means they can retroactively decide what is and isn’t a ‘valid’ part of the story? What difference does it make to a person like me when a company like Disney tries to say “well this story doesn’t count anymore” about Legends or other third party media? I’m still gonna consume it no matter what. Their ‘seal of approval’ changes nothing. Like, imagine if one day Disney was just like “okay guys, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom isn’t canon, please disregard this movie entirely and move along, nothing to see here.” Their voice literally has no tangible power or effect on me or the media itself.
@guyledouche491810 ай бұрын
@@kintsugikame and when you ask them to justify that decision...the answer is "well...we bought it. We have a piece of paper that says we are the ones in charge." It makes no sense. The only Canon is that which the creator themself makes.
@amac20310 ай бұрын
@@kintsugikame What their decision meant was simply that "legends" would be ignored for the movies and series they would make. It "doesn't count anymore" because you might have noticed Han and Leia didn't have twins and a son called Anakin in the new trilogy. Nobody is saying that you can't consume whatever you want. This is not hard to understand. It's not about a "seal of approval" it literally was about the course they wanted to take with the franchise.
@meikisaragi14457 ай бұрын
Miss opportunity to not say "your father wanted you to have this when you're old enough. This is the youngling slayer 9000."
@dustinprewitt4 ай бұрын
"But enough of that.... now let me tell you about the time David lean and I went out on a 5 day drinking binge"
@JeepersCreepers129 ай бұрын
“He was but a learner” lmao
@FritzMonorail10 ай бұрын
I love the way Luke turns around all shocked when he hears Obi-Wan call Vader, his father but then when Obi-Wan corrects him self, he just smiles and shrugs and turns back to C-3PO.
@procow22747 ай бұрын
Luke: okay your just on drugs aren't you?
@OneOfThoseTypes9 ай бұрын
LOL - if you live long enough and interact with enough people, that last line really hits home.
@CamoSquid5 ай бұрын
The "and he was a good friend" at the end of all that burning (no pun intended😭) is always the perfect touch
@ReasonX36 ай бұрын
"He was a real piece of sh*t, your fater. And he was a good friend". Yup, sounds exactly like Anakin.
@geraintthatcher30769 ай бұрын
And he can tell Luke about his Father's exotic female apprentice, too 😂
@andrewwarner44349 ай бұрын
The “good friend” part always gets me lol
@DaDocDuck9 ай бұрын
This would actually be a funny and succesful ad for Disney+ lol
@Sammy92627 ай бұрын
"Your father's lightsaber, the old Younglingslayer!"
@That2J9 ай бұрын
This is just excellent. The video I mean. The lore is beyond repair
@lgjhmovies8 ай бұрын
they should just wipe away everything and start again fresh so they can fuck it up again.
@dr.nigelcool37719 ай бұрын
It all makes sense now. Like poetry, it rhymes.
@dirdib699 ай бұрын
It's the whole dry and matter-of-fact quality to it that is so hilarious. Goodness but Star Wars has been wrecked.
@mullenio42009 ай бұрын
I was shouting at the TV when this scene happened. It's like the writers aren't even trying.
@Nathanpark-cu2gd8 ай бұрын
"It was the last time I ever saw him... Aside from nine years ago." 😂😂😂
@themonkeyhand6 ай бұрын
Never noticed the wooden blade training saber hanging on the wall above the chest he pulls the real lightsaber out of.
@atomicdancer9 ай бұрын
Disney Star Wars is a great continuation of the legacy of George Lucas, and the Kenobi show contains no retcons, contradictions, or plot-holes, at all. From a certain point of view.
@ivanfernandez62556 ай бұрын
is a sick burn, but not quite like i did to him in the volcanic planet of mustafar
@lurid_phaesporia3 ай бұрын
This is the best Star Wars satire I’ve seen this year
@Bruhtatochip7429 ай бұрын
Disney writers never think.
@gaboseries525210 ай бұрын
KENOBI is Canon. It’s just that they deleted the scene that reveals it’s a story Ben Kenobi tells to Luke on a waiting room before being diagnosed with space dementia.
@DrachonaTheWolf3 ай бұрын
"She forgot the whole hiding in my cloak thing after many years of therapy, and I never bring it up for...legal reasons."
@ZabaTV Жыл бұрын
"And he was a good friend" got me to spit take Red Bull
@dreckel657210 ай бұрын
1:09 gets me every time lol
@GladiusThemes10 ай бұрын
The way Luke looks at him like “huh?”, and then when Obi says “I mean Darth Vader…” then Luke smiles thinking “oh silly Ben” 😂😂
@CalamityCain10 ай бұрын
I love this so much! Thank you. It made me feel so good about what I love about Star Wars and sooo, so bad about all that's been wrong with it for decades now. Somehow the pacing and back and forth of Luke smiling at this clearly rambly old man talking random nonsense was kind of heartwarming. "Oh, that's just Old Ben for ya, mixing up all his facts and semi-intentionally making up parts of his past as he ages, battling his on-set dementia. He's a good man, that old Ben."
@cavareenvius788610 ай бұрын
He forgot to mention the one time a Chicken-Duck-Women ripped Anakins face off and he bleed so bad Obi-Wan had to replace the floorboards.
@beelbrother16482 жыл бұрын
a bup day is a always a good day
@DeathInTheSnow9 ай бұрын
"In a galaxy, far far away, there lives just a handful of interesting people whose lives we will constantly write about and make up stories for that contradict each other in the hopes that nobody notices. We don't do this on purpose of course. We just paid so little attention to the previous works that it it happened this way." This really hit when _The Clone Wars_ started. I know people liked it at the time, but it introduced so many new characters, scenarios, story elements, plots, traits and relationships that it made it feel all the stranger that none of them were mentioned the films. And the more of it that happens, the worse that problem gets. The only non-film series that got it right was Genndy Tartakovsky's _Clone Wars_ shorts that aired before. The stories simultaneously gave depth to characters who had little in the films, like Mace Windu and General Grievous, and was perfectly canon-adjacent so that make the galaxy feel bigger without overlapping with the core story. Plus it was rad as hell. So naturally it was immediately made non-canon when the new show with an eerily similar name and premise came out from Lucas himself, as if he was jealous that the only highly praised SW content in years that existed was made by somebody else. Ah well. It's all moot now. Hard to enjoy the older stuff now knowing it's owned by the Mouse and dwarfed by all the new shit that's pumped out.
@speed7exc11 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Thank you.
@MightyRob19 ай бұрын
Finally it all makes sense
@BreaksBee10 ай бұрын
i love how luke is so dence he's doesn't understand that darth vader is anakin.
@singsang9510 ай бұрын
1:10 very Strange man your fath.. I mean Darth Vader Lukes facial expressions kills me there 😂