Lumi talks about balls

balls
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Art by the Magical Bingo Panic / bingopanic
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Original stream: / 1803597215
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@Xyznchro

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

Sperm cramps are 100% real

[@AdrianCruz_]

Ball haver, can confirm

[@Tunkkis]

​@@AdrianCruz_ Single ball haver, I am in constant agony.

[@greytodoroki9479]

Please explain cause i think i might of had it

[@bobdike1850]

"blue balls" intensifies

[@bobdike1850]

@@greytodoroki9479 ever hear of "blue balls"?

[@animalfriendpartii]

she's laughing... your nuts are twisted and she's laughing...

[@altarsofblandness5302]

"LOOMI STOP LAUGHING AND UNTWIST MY FUCKING BALLS"

[@l7986]

Some people would pay good money for that

[@GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp]

Oh God if only…

[@ChristianStout]

"then you'll only have three left?" I dont know if that was a joke or serious, but i seriously laughed out loud.

[@hello-rq8kf]

chat only has 4 balls? explains some things tbh

[@G-Cole-01]

THE BALLS ARE PLENTIFUL

[@ForestWizardLookingForPotion]

@@hello-rq8kf Josuke moment

[@JayTohab]

I love how Lumi questions it at every opportunity, she knows chat too well

[@7-Retro-7]

The little giggles are life healing

[@boomstickmick5652]

If only they could heal balls

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

@@boomstickmick5652 They are if infraction is your sickness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Solar424]

Testicular torsion is like your appendix bursting where it can happen at any time, there's nothing you can do about it, you just have to live in fear

[@voidstrider801]

My father had experienced it once in his teen years, had to have surgery done to correct it because the one nut was that badly twisted up, he also said the recovery period was less painful then the time leading up to surgery. Fucking yikes, I never want to experience that shit ever.

[@TheShuckleNoob]

Well, at least I only have to live in fear of the Testicular torsion, Arguably more terrifying than the appendicitis I went through though.

[@UnknownGamer40464]

Make sure to untwist your balls before you go to sleep and you'll be fine

[@firestorm5371]

The thing is there is a gene which makes you more prone to getting because your balls aren't connected.

[@joshuabrant7689]

It can only happen at any time if you have a rare condition that makes the cord loose. For majority of men it can only happen after severe trauma.

[@WinchesterLock]

Worst pain I have experienced is a fractured ball from a bicycle accident as a kid. Felt like being kicked in the nuts 24/7 .

[@voidstrider801]

Fractured ball? 0_o fuck that sounds horrific and extremely painful.

[@kavky]

Oof. Dif the ball survive?

[@barrysmith6595]

I just have to jump off those ramps From the sidewalk.

[@chocolatesquirrel2002]

I think only bines can fracture, so you ripped your ball

[@Adeon55]

I've got ball pain just from reading this

[@CarlMakesVideos]

All that from a joke someone made because she said she had manly sneezes.

[@randacnam7321]

If your sneezes can't be picked up via seismograph, are they really sneezes?

[@onionhat745]

I wasn't sold on the new Lumi model but that sniffing animation is A+.

[@Syncopia]

Amen

[@Incubansoul]

"then you only have 3 left" Wtf

[@Th3Kingism]

I had testicular torsion as a kid and it was fucking horrible. Probably one of the most painful moments I've had in my lfie.

[@Finsternis..]

Tbf it is your body alerting you that the one thing you actually need to fulfill your sole objective purpose in life is in danger, the body needs to be really sure you don't ignore it like a necrosis riddled foot.

[@choppergunner8650]

Same. Torsions are disgraceful.

[@Digsidian]

I am so sorry that happened to you.

[@Almsavi]

Truly sackless behavior

[@youngthinker1]

A high school buddy of mine was air lifted to the hospital due to testicular torsion. At the time, another ninth grader kept nut checking everyone with anything in hand. Well the victim was this dudes bunk mate. So he got nut checked wrong, and ended up with blue balls due to the spinning of one ball around the other. Nearly lost them.

[@randacnam7321]

That better have gotten him a sound beating... The nut checker I mean.

[@riastradh]

How do nut checkers not get DDTd into a coma?

[@youngthinker1]

@@randacnam7321 He's the crazy red neck with fire arms who regularly threaten everyone. Tack on he was one of the largest guys on the team, he cut himself to give himself scars, and just did other things like that, no one wanted to mess with him. Shoot the Marine Corps calmed him down and made him a truck driver. He does not hurt anyone anymore.

[@youngthinker1]

@@riastradh A bit of run down on the nut checker Crazed red neck who hunted squirrels everyday before school. Cut himself to give himself scars. Played with his knife often. Was one of the largest dudes at school. Barely spoke Southern, by that I mean he did not talk at all, and if he did it was in a rather thick accent and a threat.

[@riastradh]

@@youngthinker1 what I’m hearing is you gotta jump him

[@arsenelupin9697]

2:53 Truly one of the manliest sneezes, I've ever had the honor of hearing.

[@WolieIsHot]

Remember bros, use your sneezes for the good of man kind and never on a mans balls

[@Mothware]

This happened to me a couple years ago, woke up to intense pain, was quite literally the worst feeling I have ever had. Took close to two hours before I got to the hospital and another hour for someone at the ER to finally give me some morphine and shortly knock me out for surgery. Was layed up at the hospital a couple day, but it turned out fine, I pray for any other man that has to go through it. Best part, I told my buddies what happened and they give me mad shit for months; God bless them, only the truest of friends can get you to laugh at your worst experiences.

[@crisr.8280]

This made me feel levels of sympathetic pain that I never knew was possible. Also Lumi is a precious little lemon that made this topic less painful

[@GuardianChipO]

Thank you venture bros for that one episode about testicular torsion

[@bobdike1850]

"the rusty rule"

[@acctrsh]

I feel like I'd almost rather have a leg cut off than have my balls even slightly hit. It barely takes any force to make them hurt, and it somehow feels like your whole body wants to die when they do get hit.

[@HomekittyL2]

There are a great deal of nerve endings in testicles as opposed to legs, and they're "programmed" to be extra sensitive to pain so you have incentive to keep them safe (so you could reproduce)

[@UnknownGamer40464]

No I'd definitely rather be hit in the balls than lose a leg wtf. It's incredibly painful, but temporary.

[@devildante9]

@@UnknownGamer40464 No, you can literally die from too much pain from having your balls hit, it's called dying by shock. To be fair, you can also die from shock from having a limb cut off

[@UnknownGamer40464]

​@@devildante9No you can't lmao, a hit to the nuts is not the kind of pain to kill you.

[@Sequence0_Paradox]

​@@UnknownGamer40464They can, in extreme cases. I saw another comment saying it's similar to OD'ng from adrenaline (which is it's own set of problems) caused by the pain and the fight or flight instinct going haywire. But hey, I'm no medical expert, for all I know this could all be massive fuckin lies but it seems plausible.

[@greytodoroki9479]

Gotta love evolution putting one of the most sensitive organs outside the body just so you can sit wrong and have your soul leave you for a bit

[@randacnam7321]

Spermatozoa are heat sensitive, and elevated testicle temperature increases genetic mutation rates.

[@greytodoroki9479]

@@randacnam7321 i know

[@NSDP15]

I still take ball risk over a monthly bleeding

[@dragonhitman1071]

Many of the things that happen to them can sound like fantasy but us men live in fear of them everyday.

[@Happymars24]

This vid made my balls hurt. If you've never had testicular torsion you are lucky.

[@TomtheWonderDog]

I had tortion when I was a teen, I still sleep with a pellow between my legs in memory of the pain.

[@davidwilliams7723]

Likewise. Thought I was going to die from the pain. The clocked my blood pressure in the hospital at like 200 over 120

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

This is why the having a pouch for your undies is important

[@gobingus5504]

Best intro

[@lemo2015]

Never piss of the ball GA-nomes bros

[@elneco4654]

3:14 Of all things, I did not expect a Deadlock reference, especially from Lumi herself. SKEEWOAH

[@Syncopia]

Lumi's model is so expressive.

[@Ulta_Nagenki]

The thumbnail HURTS. Also new sniffs!!

[@Ulta_Nagenki]

Watching this *HURTSS*

[@sgtboom7]

Are we just going to skip over how Lumi said: “What happens if you lose a ball do you only have 3 left?” Like where did she get the other 2!?

[@浅野旅団]

Probably from the comment “balls have balls inside”

[@mr.stotruppen8724]

BROTHER

[@sgtboom7]

@@mr.stotruppen8724 Woah!

[@sgtboom7]

@@mr.stotruppen8724 BROTHER

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

0:20 The amount of confusion on this tard is unimaginable

[@AndreLuiz-mm1qm]

I work in a pathology lab during vacations from college, we once received a testicle that went through necrosis due to the testicular tortion not being resolved in time. It was black and there were no more sperm cells when we put the tissue under the microscope, feel sad for the poor guys. Since that i pray that ii don t ever suffer such fate

[@AdrianCruz_]

Images that can be felt

[@LaughingOrange]

Balls really are that fragile, but one advantage is that they don't bleed unless severely injured.

[@The_Rising_Dragon]

However if they do bleed, you may as well wish that you got a cut somewhere less painful, like the carotid artery in your neck.

[@UnknownGamer40464]

They don't bleed, they crush and bruise and rarely become necrotic and fall off.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

I'm glad I've never experienced this, and hopefully never will

[@zoss0]

00:57 holy shit that squeaky laugh gives me life. It's got me rolling, my sides.

[@IncredibleMD]

Chat: Manly sneezes. Lumi: aheew~.

[@S.H.Y.]

I know Lumi awoke something inside of chat after this.

[@PrixtoTNT]

"You can lose a ball? But what happens if you lose one? You only got 3 left" Josuke:

[@duskflames]

2:52 give lumi a cold button

[@IncredibleMD]

Left ball makes the left half of the kid, and the right ball makes the right half of the kid, obviously.

[@sidewinderzero]

I never had torsion, but this clip puts me in fear of the pain that i one day could experience

[@maksrambe3812]

2:48 she said Gnomes wth

[@suprtroopr1028]

Had bell clapper deformity, and got quite lucky. My choice of wearing briefs kept it in check for roughly 20 years. Changed to boxer briefs, and found out after 4 emergency room visits from just ungodly pain. I still have a mild panic attack any time they even get sore, thinking they twisted again. 0/10 would not recommend.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Your lot in life is tough, brother.

[@anthonydeadman]

"Hotdog style or hamburger style?" Someone's been watching the Deadlock podcasts.

[@OptionalCPU]

She thinks sperm cramps don't exist,wtf?!

[@billybased64]

Also, never fart on another man's balls.

[@kulsoria9672]

This gave me uncomfortable phantom pain

[@solarprophet5439]

Fun fact: The amount of pressure the average person can generate between the tip of their thumb and index finger is enough to pop a human testicle.

[@invictus_1245]

I don't like this fact

[@richarddo7881]

Hm? Simple search on google shows that you need 50kg of force apply on your ball to break it. Where did you get this?

[@sjcodan]

@@richarddo7881 PSI is more important than just total weight.

[@richarddo7881]

@sjcodan yea but the dude still cant provide me where did he get that information though. I know the testes are fragile but as someone getting kick in the groin and had a soccer ball shoot directly at my ball while playing as a goal-keeper ( without wearing protection cup ). I still have my fertility intact

[@Idontevenwanachannel]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@donwel8706]

"sneezes aren't that hard" My sister in Christ, sneezes can come out at like 70mph. They are very much that hard.

[@KaBar41]

Not testicular torsion. But I knew a kid in highschool who was missing a testicle. His other one exploded when he got kicked by a horse.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

That'll prolly do it yeah, they kick like, well, horses. Lucky he still had one left.

[@SeikOsito]

In highschool my balls would hang off the bleachers in the morning when I sat with my friends and they'd fall asleep. Apparently it's not a common thing that happens so my friends spectated me in confusion and amazement as I had to walk around like a newborn deer to the 1st class.

[@paulstaszko31]

I haven't come across Lumi before, but she seems like a good bean

[@Xarxes_]

She's very very cute

[@stavik96]

First time I've heard about sneezing on your balls and I just don't see how if I were to sneeze on my ballsack it would somehow twist the ball inside. Also Lumi has such an adorable laugh.

[@antthefool7637]

Pov: you sneeze near Tusk Act 4

[@CopperWrappedRocks]

I haven’t had torsion but I have been kicked in the balls so hard that I’ve almost puked from the pain

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

That's very real, a good tap on the sack and the pain isn't just intense, you actually get outright nauseous.

[@BeldansFire]

Loomis gets oneguyed like a champ.

[@loppuunpalanutdena]

Happened to me once upon a time...Most pain I have ever had in my life tbh

[@MrCarlBackhausen]

Dude, that laugh is so infectious! Holy crap.

[@NSDP15]

Are we all just gonna gloss over that she thought men have four balls, this makes me fearful of what kind of freaky stuff has luminated her computer screen

[@MGUM_]

The positive thing after the surgery to fix it, is that they triple in size for a week, the negative thing, you can barely move for the duration because everything hurts 😂

[@Xhomer367]

finally a woman who gets the struggle

[@Rectal_Splash]

Green Greens is the perfect backing track to this conversation

[@Tidalley]

the balls spin like beyblades

[@LunarEdge7]

Good fuckin' shit I love this girl. If I ever went parasocial on anyone, it should be her.

[@boomstickmick5652]

I hate sperm cramps. I'm so paranoid one will sneak up on me I carry a sleeve of green tea oreos wherever I go.

[@-hello6177]

Exceptional weaving of lies and truth, she will never know

[@Registered_Simp]

Bruh, sperm cramps SUCK. Most of the time I'll just be going about my day and all of the sudden my balls tense up at a completely random time with no warning. If I sit awkwardly in my chair, sometimes my balls will go completely numb along with one of my thighs and it'll be sitting there awkward as hell for the next 5 minutes.

[@Killoer]

Wait til she finds out Pee is stored in them

[@nicknameless27]

It's reversed like the hemispheres of the brain. You've got the left part of the kid in your right ball and vice versa.

[@SuperTort0ise]

3:06 it's like exodia, you gotta believe in the heart of the cards to pull one full child, and win da game.

[@Mochachocakon]

Wait till she finds out about how you can get an infection in your vas deferens. I still have nerve damage from that shit.

[@ZachPlum]

Even just seeing the thumbnail makes me tense up

[@I_saw_that956]

Remember bros don’t sneeze on your balls

[@psychicflora]

It's less common but my sister got torsión in an ovary

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

That sounds tougher to correct, that means the surgeons have to really get up in there to fix it, right?

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Once sat on them. Not fun. The couch cushions did a lot, but the pain was intense.

[@tucker4173]

loomi this is serious issue you shouldn't laugh...

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

3:11 That's where dwarves come from

[@bennygairns2235]

I think lumi needs to take a course on human anatomy.

[@jeremymain7303]

You have to be careful not to sneeze on your balls

[@VBandit47]

This was literally the worst explanation of testicular torsion of all time

[@Mr_1Ballwhale]

As a man who only has one testicle due to testicular camcer maje sure you check your balls men. Also to answer your question Lumi i can't have kids but thats because of the cancer and chemo

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

Could you have saved some semen before the chemo ?

[@Mr_1Ballwhale]

@@mrminecraftcubeable yeah I tried but was already sterile. I had a rare case if germ cell tumor so it started in my testicle and killed itself traveled up the lymphodes to my lungs. I never had a lump or pain in my balls it was an accidental finding since I lost so much weight without trying.

[@CrysResan]

I wouldn't say they are THAT fragile. I don't get how the fuck the sneeze on them would work either. If you mean just sneezing way too hard and it happening- well a sneeze is kind of like a seizure so maybe I could get that.

[@infamousmaze6870]

LemonSniff intensifies

[@Bam_Bizzler]

Literally shoot me in the head then let that happen to me. Or at least let the cute nurse do the un twist. Like please ya gotta give me somethin please!

[@Ya_boi295]

I bet someone here is gonna know: why tf did my left ball hurt while doing leg extensions in the gym?

[@tylercoon1791]

TFW the torsion is testicular

[@smuganimeface6247]

She laughs but she won't laugh if she gets an ovarian torsion. Turns out gonads undergoing self-strangulation is unpleasant no matter if you're male or female.

[@dannyd.9932]

Someone tell her about ovarian torsion

[@kitkun7669]

3:04 What if it's half of a twin?

[@novatair9651]

sounds really painful to experience, just shows how vulnerable men are compared to women.

[@ozarazil5745]

You guys laugh, but if you're the kind that sneezes too hard like me NEVER SNEEZE while peeing, never. I did one time and i ripped my urethra and started to bleed from my penis, and each time i went to pee up until i went to the doctor the next day i peed daggers...

[@rickiandavis]

blood alcohol test,please

[@THE.Troublesome]

What the fuck I’m a male and I didn’t know this…where tf do people learn this?

[@M0D776]

Experience, sadly

[@username12120]

Usually the human anatomy and health unit in biology class. Unless they live in some shithole, I guess.

[@KuroKumo96]

You didn’t know your balls can twist inside the sack?

[@Onithyr]

Both my father and my brother had to get surgery for this reason. They have a (probably genetic) issue that weakens/removes the connective tissue that's supposed to prevent it from happening.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

wtffff

[@Biotear]

Loomi

[@rustyshackleford6533]

isnt lumi in med school or something?

[@sharkodile22]

As much as it might suck to be sans balls on a societal level, being pro balls sucks on every other one. Ladies, be thankful for every day you're not carrying around the ugliest set of RE4 boss weak points.

[@AlexanderVonMalachi]

Imagine wasting ults on daily commissions. Couldn't be me.