Yuzu Learns the BRO CODE

[@lemonlefleur6236]

“Asserting one’s dominance” has no place in the bro code, for all are to be made equal in the light of the code. From the pinnacle of our society to the lowest filth, all are as equals. Thus are we bros

[@Stumbo99]

In the name of the father, the brother, and the holy bro-spirit, bromen

[@davidvalladares1819]

@@Stumbo99 bromen

[@Stumbo99]

@@davidvalladares1819 bromen 🙏

[@Itsthatweeb]

@@Stumbo99 bromen

[@Goterise]

@@snakeman5250 bromem

[@WyvernDrare]

It wouldn’t be the first time Yuzu was sandwiched between two guys

[@AndrewTheMandrew531]

ßußy

[@jamesnall6462]

Welcome to Paris. Behold the Eifel Tower

[@Strife4Greatness]

Mans is diabolical

[@xxmadgamerxx9977]

Ayo? I thought it was a sandwich tho

[@afiqueshafon343]

@@xxmadgamerxx9977 Welp, you're maybe mistaken.. Just search some of her clips from at least 2 weeks ago

[@FiltyIncognito]

Actual urinal bro code: -Just don't make it weird. -Be quick about it. -Keep things clean.

[@lolzorze]

you forgot the most important one -if there are urinals free you don't need to stand next to someone

[@FiltyIncognito]

That's under the first rule

[@AzhreiVep]

Addendum to number 1: Talking to anybody else at the urinal qualifies as making it weird. No exceptions.

[@__-fm5qv]

But the pressure to be quick means you just don't end up pissing at all sometimes... and thats just awkward for everyone.

[@FiltyIncognito]

@@__-fm5qv In ordeal to truly be fast one must first slow down. Empty your mind, relax, and let your essence flow. Then squeeze your bladder and hit that urinal like it kicked your dog. -Master Oogway, probably

[@matthewcourtney8239]

Well of course Yuzu feels choose B. Being between two guys is her natural spot.

[@lanoche]

I understand that reference

[@RoachChan]

He knows the critical information

[@groerhahn225]

Does this have to do with her OF?

[@parthakundu005]

Thaanks for reminding me. Understood 🤣🤣

[@heragon58]

Fucking savage

[@muaries12]

Women: men have it easy Men: we have a book on good manners.

[@dynamicworlds1]

I feel like having at least as complicated a code of manners and no book would be harder.

[@VergilArcanis]

I've categorized most of the bro code rules into 4, possibly 5 books. 1 is bathroom etiquette. 2 is public situations with the bros, 3 is private settings with the bros, 4 is Internetting with the bros, 5 could be the exceptions book, but it might be easier to have exceptions listed alongside the rules.

[@wolfeloma]

lol

[@Phyrrax]

Its good that she educates herself on the Bro code to understand us more.

[@appletherapy]

True

[@dontassociate]

She’s laughing but the dividers in men’s bathrooms really need a redesign cause some weirdo keeps making them 3 foot short when they should be floor to ceiling dividers

[@JaxMerrick]

Or worse (like my current job), they only stick out about a foot from the wall. There's a reason there's a line for the last urinal in the corner.

[@dynamicworlds1]

@@JaxMerrick jeez, just don't even bother installing them if they're that shallow. What? Were they just trying to create more surface area for the janitors to clean? What possible purpose could those have???

[@JaxMerrick]

@@dynamicworlds1 I'm sticking with the "more surfaces for the janitor."

[@bouboulroz]

My theory is because it's supposed to make it easier to talk during this time. Nevermind that going to the bathroom is NOT a social setting for men, even when friends go at the same time. Like, it's not unusual for women who know each other to go into the bathroom together, and speak to each other while washing hands and redoing their make up. But if 2+ male friends go at the same time, it's not to keep their conversation going but out of convenience. Bros will stop talking as soon as they enter, do what they need to do, avoid any kind of visual contact, get out, then (and only then) resume their conversation at the precise point they stopped when they entered, as if the time spent in the bathroom never existed in the first place.

[@Raoul.]

Bathrooms are designed by women. You can tell because they're clearly not made with the bro code in mind.

[@tilted_axis9819]

The correct answer is D. Use a stall.

[@weebiron]

yeah if a stall is open I just open door piss

[@io9671]

Nah bro E is the answer *piss in the sink*

[@jimmychongas]

It's a Sit Piss World, huh?

[@tilted_axis9819]

@@jimmychongas who said anything about sitting?

[@AzhreiVep]

Nailed it. If a stall is open in this situation, use it.

[@friendlyhobo6483]

The rule only applies if the other 2 are empty. if both are being used then there is no problem using B. If you have ever gone to a huge event you would know the code goes out the window when everyone needs to go to the point there are lines to the urinal.

[@johnmiddleton4291]

That's what the sinks are for.

[@FridgeRain]

Nah nah nah, you wait your turn.

[@pokeman5000]

This is just so. I also would like to add another caveat if there are multiple (I.E 4+) urinals. If your bro is pissing by his lonesome you MUST take the spot next to him not only to boost his morale but to watch his back while in this vulnerable state. Also ensure he doesn't have a weak stream or other issues. prostate cancer is no joke. PPS. If he's using the urinal by the toilets and some none bro code user pisses on his shoes using the anonymity of the dividers you must BY LAW aid him in breaching the stall and beating the bro code offender.

[@kotori87gaming89]

At boot camp you learn to share the urinals. The only real rule of the Bro Code is you don't cross the streams. As long as you don't cross the streams, you can fit 2, 3, or even 4 bros on a single urinal, depending on pressure and spray distance.

[@absalomdraconis]

​@@FridgeRain : _USUALLY_ you wait your turn. If there's either: 1) a big line, or 2) the folks at the urinals have been standing there for 5 minutes, - _then_ you use the middle urinal, because anything else is a problem itself.

[@valentinonieves5809]

Another thing to note the dividers sometimes are not there, so even if you are a urinal away people could still probably see.which is why when you use a urinal your supposed to only look up or down.

[@NoobGamer-mh4gj]

Guys will still look though

[@Alblishes]

@@NoobGamer-mh4gj nahhh bro u a weirdo if ur looking anywhere but up or down

[@Javier-zw9sx]

@@Alblishes You would be surprised. And the most shocking part is that is mostly the straight men who would take a look 😂

[@justawanderingoldman7699]

@@Javier-zw9sx Nah I won't. And so far, all dude that I've met in a toilet is pretty civilized too. They just focus on their own stuff, then leave. The only time when I needed to be careful is when I got in with my troll friends. Other than that, it's not a problem. At my place at least.

[@Kareszkoma]

Random guy things: - No middle urinal. - Piss spots off the toilet, to clean it. - Ball realignment and scratch walks. - Carrying all shopping bags all at once in one turn. Or stuff in general, that's why we have so many pockets. - If at night a girl is scared walking in front of you, than go in front of her to mess with her. - Remember compliments for years. - Don't take deep breaths or touch butts at guy hugs. - The 3 or 5 second rule depending on the culture. - Shake the mouse if it's lost. - If a guy friend for no reason makes you a sandwich, it's glory and honor. - Weirdly repair things when visiting someone, who didn't repair something. Make the list bigger if you are in the mood.

[@phantomblade7954]

List add on: - if talking about a subject that is too uncomfortable for some, phrase it in a joking manner as to give outs for others - friends talk frequently, however close friends can go for minutes at a time in silence without feeling too weird - conflicts between guys will either last a few minutes to a few months

[@Ikxi]

Ohh good, so I'm the only one readjusting my junk all the time. It's so annoying sometimes when you're out and it's just like, in an awkward position, but you can't do anything.

[@Kareszkoma]

@@Ikxi Yah! I was on the bike yesterday, and did the frog walk just to get the pp forward, and the balls free.

[@bigmyke2008]

Daydreaming about how you’d stop a terrorist

[@the711devin4]

The ghost punching things is real, and what most people don’t realize is that ghosts have connections. If someone displays themselves as a threat to spirits, they will tell their spirit friends so they know to avoid them. This is why most wall punching is done during a man’s teenage years, so he can display himself as a threat to intruding ghosts.

[@loupblanc7944]

Truth

[@AzhreiVep]

Whoah whoah whoah. He missed an important option: Is there a stall empty?

[@Lovelle1]

In the military, your privacy/personal space are violated so much that you just lose all sense of this sort of stuff. Hell, one of the first tasks new SSgts are often assigned in my branch is to monitor people taking their piss tests for half the day. You basically stand over them, while they're at the urinal, to make sure they're not trying to cheat.

[@theoriginalshew]

One time we fit 3 people in a Port-a-Potty because we didn't wanna wait and had to piss

[@Lovelle1]

@@theoriginalshew Well, that sounds fun.

[@Gatrehs]

@@theoriginalshew you know, it should be possible to make like a port-a-potty with 4 urinals.

[@JaxMerrick]

@Lewis good ol' Sgt Pecker Checker...

[@GLUFSAREN]

@@theoriginalshew that's different though, it wasn't with strangers.

[@LaZy_Tuna]

Yuzu is becoming more of a top from watching this video

[@mythoceanas8874]

Bros punch walls because physical pain is easier to deal with than emotional pain. And the bro group therapy sessions never go anywhere.

[@johnchampion2040]

.... wow it makes sense

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Bro group therapy consists of building, or destroying, something.

[@monty80085]

Sandwich Yuzu chooses the sandwich option!

[@firelord699]

I'll be honest I was kind of hoping for it to be serious. As hilarious as the bro code lesson is here I genuinely would like an informative video so that people can understand why we do things like keep secrets or do that awkward step/leg wiggle.

[@Stumbo99]

I truly believe the awkward step/leg wiggle is the first step a boy takes on his way to manhood

[@indra_vrtrahan]

@@Stumbo99 AMEN, since that one awkward step, every thing changes, you are an evolved pokemon from that moment.

[@gamerboy7962]

Yuzu should collab with CDawgVA and Lord Aethelstan. She'll learn the Bro-Code faster

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

VEIN GANG

[@arthanis07]

What about the great and mighty *Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, the Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sin, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demonkind*

[@btrando1]

Of course she would pick the one in between two men.

[@1234redwing]

Challenge mode: those urinals at parks and sporting events that are just metal troughs. Hell, I've been to a raceway where the urinal was just a fitch at foot level with a drain

[@mookiestewart3776]

I’m an Oakland A’s fan, the troughs are a right of passage for us

[@hafizruslan4585]

Shit the weemen cant learn about us punching the ghosts 👻

[@laboon344]

What ?

[@StickmanMook]

it's a "gentleman's etiquette"

[@apollo___]

This guy has a great voice… He should be a vtuber!

[@turbobanana]

He sounds like he’d do well lol.

[@apollo___]

@@turbobanana Yeah I bet he’d be absolutey magging (term I made up)

[@UnownDepth]

Yeah

[@reycal22]

I dunno but maybe with a bit of COPIUM he could be

[@couchking4223]

Bruh ik he sounded familiar but I thought it was the copeium

[@Raoul.]

Lots of bros misunderstand the bro code. You don't use the urinal next to someone else IF there are other free urinals. You don't need to piss yourself, a bro wouldn't make you humiliate yourself in public. Always have your bro's back. But if you really want to, then go for it, I guess. The right thing to do would be to wait if you can, or use the middle one if you *really* have to piss.

[@Caernunnos]

Women learning about the bro code is truly peak entertainment

[@RoachChan]

Definitely

[@nullstate00]

This guy doesn't know the actual bro code: "Never Look Down. Eye straight ahead at the wall."

[@ether49]

the true dominant move isnt taking B. its going to share A or C

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

Three urinals can fit two strangers, three friends, or nine homies

[@SecureInMyHead]

Ngl, he made the bro code a lot more convoluted than it had to be.

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

Went to a bar once in Austin, some drag queen took the stall next to me and tried sneaking a peek. Shit like this is super uncomfortable

[@_lime.]

Ask if they want a better look, assert dominance.

[@yohanes7440]

What is drag queen?

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

@@yohanes7440 it's a man who dresses and acts like a woman In an exaggerated fashion. They sometimes can be seen in adult shows, or are often associated with prostitution. Others do it for fun.

[@yohanes7440]

@@xXSpaceMexicanXx I see

[@aaronb.1578]

As a man from the Army I have pissed enough outside or in pig troughs to not give a shit, but my eyes are GLUED straight ahead or upwards

[@sheller153]

An addendum: the urinal rule only applies in non-emergency situations. If you’re at the movies and it just ended and half the guys in the audience have been holding it through the last half hour and you’re all off to answer nature’s call, you go in, piss, wash your hands, and leave. As long as you keep your eyes front and your mouth shut you’ll be fine. Also, there is a rest stop in Ames, Iowa off route 35 Whose dividers between urinals and around the toilets are fucking five feet tall. I stand head and shoulders above them. If I’m not sitting I can see myself in the mirrors. And the room is two stories tall to boot. It’s like they revamped a design from the 1800’s back when people were shorter by average.

[@jassy3045]

Am I the only one who follows the rule "if the stall is available take the stall"

[@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285]

in 2013 the M.R.E.C ( Men's Restroom Etiquette Committee) added a new clause "if the middle urinal is the only one available, you use the Stall"

[@Kareszkoma]

1:08 Awkward to wait, but a norm and an unquestioned one. It's just, it's how it is.

[@mrfarell]

I honestly adore her personality and her voice.

[@dbzkings2626]

OBJECTION! I'd like to make the argument that urinal B may be used, In the condition that it's an absolute emergency.

[@666aron]

There is another possible solution to the urinal question. One shares urinal A or C with the homie who's already there.

[@3000deaths1]

She forgot this was a quiz about the bro-code and not a quiz about dominance 💀

[@RyzawaVT]

I love Lando so much but I love it even more when I get to watch people react to his content, also he's actually good at drawing which helps enhance his lectures.

[@SSBMFAITE]

5:04 i don't think i've ever seen yuzu pause that fast before

[@Price1way]

This is a magnificent video. It really magnified my knowledge of the bro code. I was surprised by the magnitude of bro etiquette there is.

[@leleotrx]

lmao this guy sounds like Magni edit: (and now I know why...)

[@delilas2398]

this is why I always sit down

[@ck7802]

Urinal dividers are a masterclass in malicious compliance. Somewhere there is an ordinance or rule that there must be a divider for urinals and whoever designs the dividers thought it was stupid, so as a result they are always too short or not wide enough. That way they can say they put the dividers as required, but they simply do nothing. It should be a crime.

[@someguy6152]

Wait, slightly low? Most of the urinals I've seen were either without dividers what so ever, or basically waist height.

[@AzhreiVep]

Oh damn. Most of the ones I've seen have been about shoulder height, and only gone down to slightly below the bottom of the urinal.

[@waifuhunter8138]

When the world needed him to JO the most… he vanished

[@cameron6435]

Wait till she hears that some urinals dont even have dividers

[@stucknousernames]

The dividing Walls be like 2 ft x 2 in x .5 in

[@weatherwolf335]

The only time where B is correct is at a sports game during an intermission

[@5thgen691]

Bro code: Used the urinals, leave the bathroom stalls for the bros that take coke in the low..

[@RemizZ]

You got it all wrong. The solution is to take a stall, but assert dominance by pissing straight into the water with as much noise as you can

[@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo]

I will admit sometimes I do pick B... but that's just because I'm so short and smol I never have to worry about the dividers being too short for me, and somehow I doubt I can really make anyone else uncomfortable when a lot of people mistake me for a child lol

[@canadiangopnik7007]

he's forgeting the fourth option, just go piss in the toilet stall lmao

[@Monstqr]

They're learning our secrets!

[@eater8602]

the council would like to have a word with him....

[@DefectivePotato95]

there is an exception where B is acceptabal and that is when there is a line like at the movies or events like a game stadium. but atleast there you are not likely to know the bro's your next to so its like vegas, just pretend it never happend.

[@yvannenikolainethercott5709]

There is a dilemma here: On one hand, going just "fuck all" and pissing in the centre can be considerd a power move, but breaks the code. On the other, you may look petty, respectful at the same time.

[@_Madara_.]

She now knows..we can't let our Secrets out Bois Ofc Yuzu chose B If you know, you know

[@shaisalters7469]

I understood it but ima need the name myboy y know research purposes

[@RicardoMeansKing]

Serving the lord is mandatory brothers

[@billsmith30]

Dont forget, if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it

[@Rezzhuanne]

JOing and fighting demons LOL

[@jacksontippins607]

The council will have a word with you

[@yurisakaki6437]

Someone call a council meeting, he's telling a girl our secrets!

[@Null_Experis]

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CRYSTALS, BRO

[@IAmDdie1]

B is only for emergencies

[@SA-mo3hq]

B, obviously. How else are you gonna hold a homie's junk (or dual wield) if they need help?

[@CallsignArclight]

I once went to a place that had NO DIVIDERS on it's urinals and they were all on the wall facing the entrance, so when you entered the bathroom and looked to the side you got a full and clear view of EVERYTHING.

[@Urd-Vidan]

The Prof be Ma-I mean Morbin'.

[@ironyusedincorrectly]

B is only acceptable if there's a line up, but eyes forward, always.

[@nerobsc7597]

Yuzu for real ist the funniest out of the bunch 😂😂😊

[@tinogarza7300]

These are just facts being taught. Everyone should kno bro code. Some people need a whole semester of this

[@josiahwilson9034]

Never Be anywhere near a bro we always keep a space between

[@purple-eyessilverdrago6895]

Off course, option d( just use a stall to piss) is a real last resort.

[@omalleycaboose5937]

I take D, use a Stall instead for extra privacy

[@DKJonez]

He giving out way to much 🤣 i guess its supposed to be for the new boys but they're imposters among us

[@Ferixstn]

Majority of DIVIDERS are doing nothing but DIVIDING MY PACIENCE WANTING TO STRANGLE WHOEVER MADE EM SO SMALL

[@TheJum]

D. Walk up beside one of the other guys and pee in their urinal to assert dominance.

[@ChickenSpeed]

imagine the girls room with no stall walls just a foot between each toilet

[@damkylan3]

Eh, comparison doesn't work because men's rooms also have toilets which are constantly covered. Urinals exist because we can stand while we do it. I guess women also can, but it's not recommended.

[@partyrock4144]

He forgot “bros before hoes” and the 23 wingman accords

[@zarcono4546]

Someone call a council meeting! He's a traitor!

[@jacobwumbo827]

Yuzu moth screams are such wonderful music.

[@Mephil]

I can't believe he told them about the crystals

[@nicholasleung2608]

2:45 wow she rly busted out that finn scream

[@op.cyclone2248]

little did she knows she is watching a certain maggin' man

[@TheBunnyb0y]

punching the wall is much teh same as self harm or cutting, its coping, its releasing something without harming anyone else

[@cainwert2701]

Remember that TikTok trend where they steal stuff from school? Yeah some menace stole the corner urinal. The WHOLE THING.

[@buckdire95]

Only take option B during an EXTREME emergency

[@YSchepers]

I love Yuzu 😂

[@AcePlayzRBLX]

bro, at my school, there ARE NO DIVIDERS, so just to make everyone feel safe, people would wait until one person finishes until the next person does. there are 3 urinals on one side and 7 urinals on the other. it has a clear view of the door so anyone, even the girls can just peek in and see you taking a piss. it is very uncomfortable.

[@AcePlayzRBLX]

i can also confirm that the designer is satan.

[@sslocke]

Its a trick question. You go piss in one of the stalls

[@Ayanami00]

3:06 i laughed so hard he doesnt have to be that specific but is fucking facts ahahhahahahahaaa

[@C4Hertz]

A lot of instant karma in this.

[@michaelhice7636]

That last bit actually reminded me of the ghost puncher story.

[@b-ranthatway8066]

A all the way, but if you can't hold it and there's an empty stall, that works too.

[@MrMemelord00]

The holes are just byproducts of our sacred mission from the lord

[@mattroxursoul]

Even worse that the urinals in this description are the troughs. Wrigley Field used to have them in Chicago. Instead of a definitive area to stand to piss, even if the middle was off limits, it has just a long place for people to piss. No order, just chaos.

[@gameman3981]

Hell yeah, some Professor Lando stuff.

[@chiefrainman4566]

Nothing wrong with JOing with the bros to recharge