Luna (Drunk) Joins Polka & Matsuri's Monster Hunter Collab [ENG]

Luna stumbles her way onto Polka & Matsuri's Monster Hunter collab right after finishing her drinking stream, slurring her words and providing top tier entertainment for the two.
Original streams:
Minecraft: • 【マイクラ】ネザーゲート前の整備は不知火建設...
Monster Hunter Rise: • 【モンハンライズ 】緊急クエスト！ポルカをH...
Featuring Omaru Polka: @OmaruPolka
Natsuiro Matsuri: @NatsuiroMatsuri
Himemori Luna: @HimemoriLuna
Selected, cut and translated by CMT
QC by CMT
Subtitles and additional editing by A Chewin Gum: / @achewingum
Thumbnail by Spectre: / @spectre0100
Luna thumbnail art: / 1269672994902691840
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[@CMTJTG]

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[@tyranniccubone8259]

"Hello everyone my name is Luna" Everyone: "Hi Luna" "I started drinking at the age of 0"

[@-----REDACTED-----]

More like -9 months…

[@nickzeesay6034]

Reminds me of my actually

[@shadowstrike211]

*Claps*

[@lilypads3033]

Luna, Age 0 Alcoholic

[@wessltov]

"And I haven't stopped since"

[@Otaku_One]

When Luna is drunk you don't know what she's saying... If she's not drunk you also don't know what she's saying...

[@invaine6956]

It's a win-win situation, in my book.

[@27.nguyenxuanthang82]

Wait this was 3 in the morning and she was drunked

[@adammoss16]

Yeah, not knowing Japanese make it very hard to understanding her.

[@Grimmwoldds]

@@adammoss16 Yeah, knowing Japanese make it very hard to understanding her.

[@livingbeast...i_think]

same with luna herself, if shes drunk i doubt she knows what shes saying, if shes not drunk she STILL doesnt know what shes saying

[@Stardust51]

Luna and Matsuri: Talking about butts Polka: In a summoning ritual

[@wellwelp313]

She's summoning all of the instrument that exist

[@Tykiari]

Matsuri & Luna: Horni talk Polka: Vibing the horni away.

[@DarronGA]

Lunknight: Milady, is being drunk at age 0 legal? Luna: *I will make it legal*

[@chaty9903]

Answered like true princess

[@nezunish-898]

@Juliane Pilz @bot detected

[@GloriousSquizoKing.]

@Johnathan Aarav bot

[@nekored2k]

"Irr Mae ie regal naoraaaa"

[@UltramanMebiusBrave]

Luna is not 0 human years old. She's a princess of the moon and princesses age faster.

[@ThishandlefeatureISdumb]

Man can you imagine if drunk Luna and drunk Miko had a collab, they’d need to repeat everything 10 times before the other person might understand

[@thego-dev]

idk why but i have a feeling that itd take 10 times for others to understand, but they would instantly understand eachothers mumbling perfectly

[@TSFboi]

@@thego-dev they're speaking baby language

[@AllmostIan1101]

@@TSFboi Their speaking the language of the Gods...... 🤣

[@levismackerman4567]

Truly an elite moment.

[@Kleij77]

This is why babies don't drink

[@nakedpotato9894]

Should*

[@sukabashi9330]

@@nakedpotato9894 ya be yamerooooo!!!

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@nakedpotato9894 yes officer, this username over here

[@AshThumbsUp]

@@nakedpotato9894 APREHEND HIM!

[@floo0o0]

Respect for being able to understand and translate mumbling luna lmao. Especially 4:06

[@miredmind]

That one at 4:41, too. LMAO

[@XanderFenikkusu]

this was one of the best holo-clips I've watched in quite a while: so wholesome and fun

[@Syfa]

absolute chaos.

[@oooalonsonacho6935]

👁👄👁

[@Temari_Virus]

"I'm not drunk", the princess said in a drunken faze

[@livingbeast...i_think]

"can you tell the time?", asked the circus fennec in a concerned manner (im sorry, i had to)

[@hamper6511]

"am nout, faqen dreunk", in refusal of her rowdy drunk voice, the princess claims

[@Arrxor]

I love how Polka hesitated asking if she was drunk while Matsuri just straight up asks.

[@GoldyGoldmembers]

6:05 Sounds like that group of drunks happily singing along with whatever song happens to be playing on the bars jukebox.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Guerilla collabs are my favorite, because there is just something so natural and chummy about it. Prepared collabs feel like appointments, but just streaming together, because you felt like it? That's awesome. Matsuri really starting to be open about liking Polka and Luna going for another round after her drinking stream was adorable.

[@kennmf]

In order to impress her girlfriend, the drunken princess asked her court jester to play a song on the kazoo.

[@trungleeq]

7:45 this information is crucial to me

[@CMTJTG]

It's from all those massages

[@wessltov]

Also interesting is Luna being low-key mad at Matsuri for touching Subaru

[@ultima214]

@@CMTJTG When i see thumbnail drunken "slur" what you mean slur??

[@AkinomaHNU]

@@wessltov I can't tell if Luna's mad because Matsuri touched someone else or that Matsuri touched Subaru.. Probably both...

[@DesDraculae]

@@ultima214 In this case it refers to the mumbled, garbled speech that happens when drunk; not to any offensive term.

[@johnkenneth392]

I really love how polka's instruments are always near to her during her streams lmao. Part of the gaming set up

[@larkenkuznetsov3413]

These three are a trio I'd love to see more of, the chaos is fantastic

[@Khadharphak]

They must have obtained the chaos emeralds becuase these three are *P E R F E C T C H A O S*

[@jervey123]

i like how she's getting drunk all alone at 3 AM in the morning

[@nyxulrich1865]

This was basically Polka and Matsuri babysitting Luna 😂 so wholesome ❤

[@KaoretheHalfDemon]

Luna-hime was adorable! But I can hear Matsuri asking Polka ‘Monhun?’ In a child-like voice. Regardless if you all heard it from the message it was still really cute the way she asked.

[@ArcticWolfGod]

As a huge MH fan it's nice that the current game trend among them is Rise.

[@andrewseet4408]

Most of them are Veteran MH players. Luna and Coco are Veterans from what I remember. Don’t know who else are. I think Lamy is as well

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

I know what you're doing. XD

[@MakoMankanshoku2STARS]

@@andrewseet4408 watame also played mh before

[@Thatonedude227]

Yeah it’s really been on the Rise lately

[@andrewseet4408]

@@MakoMankanshoku2STARS good to know

[@CanasTheKiller]

I think the timing is flipped, the monhun collab was before Matsuri asked on Minecraft. I think they ended up playing together again offstream

[@CMTJTG]

Damn, I just checked the channel page and you're right. When I was making it I just saw "Stream date: 17th" on both and assumed that MonHun was after, my bad.

[@CanasTheKiller]

I wouldnt have known otherwise if I wasnt watching it all live, regardless thank you for the translations 🙏

[@Carbon_Soda]

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it meant the other kind of slur, and it's kinda scary how quickly I accepted that Luna didn't look out of place in it

[@jungestjungs5989]

It seems like the other Hunter member regards Luna as one of the strongest Hunter, especially the 5th gen & Miko

[@anari234]

She's the most veteran player, plus she's good at games in general.

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

Did you see her i-framing her way through roars? She is a veteran.

[@i8i03muhammadfarizb7]

Shes the OG veteran, the most skilled compares to other holomen

[@cow_tools_]

The amount of times I've seen that dango cutscene just from watching hololive clips...

[@alec5782]

It has to be in the hundreds for me with watching and playing the game myself

[@droman655]

I know. I will never play the game - just don’t care for it - but I know that scene as well as those from my WoW or ESO characters. Actually , now that I think about it. I really hate those cutscenes. Oh well, guess cute anime girls can make even cutscenes fun to watch.

[@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass]

@@droman655 It's a very fun game, and I think you can just skip through cutscenes like this, Monster Hunter is basically just Pokémon but the humans there choose a different route

[@droman655]

@@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass the game looks fun. But I have arthritis in both hands. I can play some fast paced games where I can totally customize the keyboard to fit my movement restrictions. But doing those comes at a price in comfort. So I really have to love a game to go through that effort. MH is fun to watch but just not a game I’m interested in enough to pay the price.

[@beans8164]

Summoning Nna-hime's fucking hilarious 😂

[@hantakorys]

absolutely top tier subs lmao

[@lordpigster]

When Luna popped up it was soooo cute

[@Ishlacorrin]

Luna: I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

[@antonvitach.59]

its amazing Luna's not breaking character even when drunk

[@noraiou]

Who the hell let a Baby drunk

[@nymphkohai]

Lamy looking sus

[@tokinosoda12thapostleofthe12]

Luknights: Yes

[@floofiekun1875]

Polka reacting to Matsuri wanting to play Monhun with her was pretty cute ngl

[@-----REDACTED-----]

I love that God seems to dote so much on our Polka

[@hyuufly]

It's nice to look back at this clip after a long time.

[@CyberchaoX]

This clip was just recommended to me today when it's 2 years old. Took me by surprise when I saw the date.

[@dicksmcgee1689]

"Im not playing it"

[@yoursonisold8743]

Polka said before turning a cold sweat as she saw the limited time event pop up.

[@groerhahn225]

All I want now is a drunk Luna Miko collab. Honestly, I'd just love to see the translators suffer.

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

That's a beautiful thumbnail. I love Luna.

[@RasenCore]

Polka's laugh fills me with light

[@redskared8093]

Luna really loves Polka playing the Kazoo huh?

[@Eli.exe28]

Cuties. So adorable. I love them. Thank you.

[@thelichsarchives7611]

I will always love how much polka loves all of hololive

[@kafuu8162]

i can only imagine the person translating this video

[@MasterJin16]

That was not the dango song I expected

[@Ltp1305]

Matsuri >Get in Minecraft >Ask for Monhun >Refuse to elaborate further >Leave Sasuga GOD

[@garfield1079]

I wanna thank you for your hard work translating all of this

[@rd_ctrlr5311]

This trio is way too cute. My heart, it's been pierced

[@imaboonana2444]

Best part was at the end of the vid there was a monster hunter ad

[@Yenrei]

seriously on the verge of becoming Hololive's next power trio, these three

[@jaytea3085]

that takes some skill, conveying the slurred speech in translated captions. good job

[@notsouninterested]

Polka's laughing always brightens my mood

[@mangofamm9361]

Thats him, thats the guy who got Himemori Luna the Baby Drunk

[@SatelliteYL]

Oh my god the drunk Dango song had me laughing so hard, amazing clip

[@vorzagaming3230]

What we will do with drunker princess What we will do with drunker princess What we will do with drunker princess Early in the morning

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

I like how the english bois just know luna is drunk.

[@shadowstrike211]

Is understanding and Translating Luna drunk even harder?

[@LoliLoveJuice]

polka trying to shield herself from their lewdness

[@luvuberrymuch49]

6:09 my last braincells struggling to do basic tasks

[@misterk3064]

7:45 And I oop-

[@Taennyn]

The kazoo is played from the broad side, not the small side (so the way it's shown in the video is incorrect). But yeah, it's one of the more random instruments alongside the rubber chicken or a dogtoy. :)

[@Gappasaurus]

Lol, thanks for confirming, i haven’t played a kazoo since i was a kid, but i was looking at that thinking “that doesn’t seem right” 😄

[@nawll11]

i watch this clip every now and then while drunk one of my favorite holo clips

[@taranchura2061]

I see Luna strong as fugen

[@lilypads3033]

Now that's a valuable information right there Matsuri, thanks for just throwing it out there

[@TheMan21892]

oh my god she's so drunk lol

[@edenromanov]

Matsurichan has the most random cute moments ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@akoll6138]

Now I’m not a parent or a doctor but I’d assume that a drunk baby is not a good thing

[@haten1]

Thank you for the clip & subs.

[@hobo-lu-knight]

Suddenly, when Matsuri talks about Subaru's butt, Luna's voice becomes clear, sharp, and cold. Ain't nobody touchin' that Subabooty but Luna.

[@JM_Tushe]

I'm amused, thank you.

[@deadfr0g]

Really makes you think of the phrase “baby bottle” in a new light.

[@chaoticrealm777]

The National Geographic fun fact at the end there was unexpected and most welcome.

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

It's so cute how Luna won't enter the call because she's sleepy 😆

[@thomasyang2632]

7:43, that's nice to know 7:47, thank you for the information 🙏

[@randomviewer1091]

"Among all the Hololive mem Subarus butt is softier" everyday we discover something new.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

cute polka and matsuri and drunk luna-hime.

[@nyannyan443]

The drunken dango song was amazing lmao

[@kirakelvinart2169]

2:49 LEROOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!

[@TimeGodDioBrando]

She's 21 years too early.

[@KevinDIntrovert]

It's okay! No need to worry, people! I did some checking & apparently the legal drinking age for royals in her kingdom is stated as: "...as soon as one is old enough to swallow any kind of liquids..."

[@chariot9285]

not a group ive seen before! cool stuff.

[@raidenshogunwhere8285]

singing the dango was song was just pure chaos

[@RyzawaVT]

Now she's even harder to understand!

[@UsefulCard13]

3am streams hit different

[@PH96Official]

Luna (in clearly drunk voice) : Iam not drunk Iam sleepy *(•~•)* Me: Someone's had a little too much *Lunashine* this evening *(Laugh Track Plays)*

[@daniel070487]

Polka and her Kazoo is the best i swear xD

[@maldorov6297]

A drunk baby?!?

[@nickrob6941]

That kazoo part 🤣😭😂

[@mr.shgamingguy]

❤️

[@lavaavalon]

so.. the duck is the softest yes, tender meat

[@entsuo6876]

This is so cute

[@brazenh2836]

Yes matsuri... Tell us more about shubutt... A bit odd for a sports coach to be soft there though...

[@magcheeseium]

Sasuga luna the strongest baby

[@joobin814]

Does give me 3am vibes

[@thomasway0320]

What I’ve learned from this, is that the duck has a very soft bum.

[@i_watch_everything]

Non-Japanese : Man, I don't understand what she is saying Japanese : Man, I don't understand what she is saying

[@2BX99]

What a beautiful mess this was😄

[@Vza004]

"Idols"

[@ChickenKitten]

Luna-Hime needs some sleep

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

6:10 *hands over ears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!