We tried to rob youtubers...

[@mattds6811]

Pokimane: “what about Carson?” Carson’s ass cheeks: “hi”

[@Calibree]

whole room went shaking like a fucking earthquake

[@Noelle-ud8ny]

His dumpy

[@Damnnthatscrazy]

The sound of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

[@lukasyee2296]

Calibre atsuko kagari best girl

[@Calibree]

@@lukasyee2296 hell yeah shes best girl

[@yungtobiii]

Everyone: *stealing stuff* Schlatt: *busts a hole in the wall*

[@haydenwiseman3056]

@Phalanx then it would be entering, and what's wrong with that?

[@6tango16]

I was honestly surprised that they let them do that

[@shizar998]

@@6tango16 let them?

[@mimiii_655]

@Alex A notice how there was already a hole before he started doing it and also someone said "how did you punch this with your hand".

[@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119]

In other words Schlatt more like a boss Da fuck i be without my schlatt

[@justalula7151]

Schlatt and Noah just storming in Scarra's room is like a scene from a Mafia movie. Also Everyone just stealing from Poki's room is too funny.

[@mistamemewide]

And the most Intimidating thing about that scene is The One Winged Angel playing in the background

[@cheesemas7770]

bru travis stealing from pokies bathroom was hilarious he's such a big guy but so elegant

[@angsty_butter6858]

Jchlatt but ok

[@disconnected2541]

I like how everyone is super sneaky robbing poki then theres schlatt and Carson just casually strolling in

[@darrenh55755]

bout to end this man's whole career what?

[@burlierearth7]

I like how while backing up Michael instinctively reached for his taser in his pocked but misses and gets tased

[@jamesmonorow574]

I know right 😂

[@Broadcast13-9]

Michael always bring his backup taser

[@jjd3hner544]

Nice to see people are still watching lunch club

[@blick_thegobbler138]

I was the 1000th like

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

Tbh if I saw 4 men with tasers walking out of my closet saying in the most deadpan tone, “Michael reeves, we’ve come to tase you”. I would whiff the quick draw too

[@cearethidk8879]

Schlatt with his eyes covered by a hat is menacing.

[@rida9639]

ゴゴゴゴ "Yare yare" *Menacing*

[@rayf-20]

he looks like a teenage roadman from the uk

[@Rileylego-fq6wc]

Schlatt is scary

[@hyunhoe]

he've always been menacing wdym

[@Ixe2077]

He looks like Jotaro but acts like a 1980's NYC mobster, and I'm all for it!

[@Carliona4life]

Carson: "this is a robbery" Sparkles: "ok come on in, take your shoes off please and thanks :)"

[@GabrielShitposting]

that's how to avoid getting shanked, it's big brain move

[@teeges]

nice guy jordan

[@captainbruno8273]

@@teeges jardon

[@turbochicken8420]

**steals KZbin channel**

[@gabewilliams380]

He doesn't get many guests

[@timoteooo115]

"You got $8700 on this bed, huh" "How did you count it that fast" Schlatt being a businessman as always

[@friendlyghost8796]

B U I S N E S S

[@yesimnotcreative6312]

Schlatt: m o n i

[@hyrulemobian]

yes I'm not creative *c a s h*

[@Dyotson]

Do I have to remember you that he has a Harvard degree?

[@hyrulemobian]

Maximiliano Militzer you know him, you know him

[@-CrowsNest-]

Charlie: **easily hops over fence** Ted: **trying as hard as possible to not fall off the roof** The others: **breaks fence while Charlie watches with pure confused terror**

[@suspicouspig8683]

Timestamp?

[@earlysteven123]

@@suspicouspig8683 14:00

[@suspicouspig8683]

@@earlysteven123 ty

[@kirbology]

"8700 dollars on this bed, huh?" "how'd you even count it that fast?!?" scarra you fool. schlatt doesn't need to count the cash. he can just tell. it's part of being such a talented businessman

[@slig4656]

He can weigh money with his eyes

[@macronusptilosus]

Skungus i- love that

[@snottyboy9983]

A skill that can only be learned at Harvard (because he went there).

[@whyte9677]

Olivia I Love your profile picture

[@dominicmiller218]

Owen Foss did he actually go to Harvard or is that just a joke?

[@russianspy5007]

Schlatt walking into Poki’s room like an Oblivion NPC

[@Spartan_Xeno]

He went in with absolutely zero fucks. A plug walk like that just constantly radiates big ball energy

[@parkerforprezident]

@@Spartan_Xeno it's bc shlatt is a Chad

[@katyamerrick9130]

What time mark??

[@Liberaaiytb]

@@katyamerrick9130 12:35

[@deadron6170]

1334 likes

[@celestite409]

Carson: "we are robbing you." Captain sparkles: "so anyways i started showing them my house."

[@Weird04Life]

Basically

[@plazmasoul]

Jordan is so polite I love him

[@thiccburger290]

It turned into a really nice house tour. I love Jordan, man.

[@mistamemewide]

Jordan is actually really polite.

[@simon3303]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXuZpGacqbWlobc

[@emersonmankin3226]

There’s something really funny about schlatt walking in with a nerf gun and with a New York accent going “hey! How ya doin buddy?!” And immediately robbing someone 💀

[@asaknight321]

Yeah 😂

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

Average afternoon in Brooklyn

[@Yumi]

the mobs backyard fence was no match for 4 very strong men

[@plopo-xn5eb]

Are u gay yumi

[@hayden1359]

Yumi you main recruit x

[@Heuuntheuur]

Imagine what 10 big men could do that fence

[@PilotGSPL]

Yumi how much did they pay you to say that?

[@birdi3e]

Yumi More like 4 very BIG men

[@protomiller2506]

“You yourself are the son of a car” Schlatt: WHEEZE

[@plateofspaghetti5029]

Wha? XD

[@paincreatesfame]

5:56

[@Elidington]

agree

[@carsonmccrary3798]

I hate that joke

[@carsonmccrary3798]

It is the most overused joke I hear about my name

[@bluebell560]

I get the feeling Carson told Gus to “talk shit about him,” and they were like “Yeah, I got you fam.”

[@simonghoul3602]

Knowing Gus he probably wasn't doing it because he was told to do it

[@RizaLazar]

I got you on camera

[@bigdawg6734]

Wow really

[@sturgeonsteve3843]

the lunch club had so much potential

[@BigBoy-vp6lp]

gee i hope nothing bad happens to that group

[@BlazydayZ]

Yeah but I'm pretty sure they're gonna comeback when the covid is over over! 😃😭😃

[@Roycantbeatn]

@@BlazydayZ Hmmm will that even happen? I dont think so

[@Ollum]

@@BlazydayZ surely

[@coolkcroyale]

@@BlazydayZ hahah so who’s gonna tell ‘em?

[@devin7612]

this feels like watching someone’s high school final film project

[@dorbacal]

lunch club babyyyy

[@uselesst3xt359]

And I love it.

[@xlucyfer]

It's Charlie's film he is gonna submit for his school projects

[@cruciant]

Ikr

[@thepotatolord1679]

Everyone else in lunch club: *stealths through poki's room* Carson: *Trips on escape* Schlatt: *Effortlessly chad walks in and out*

[@TheMJfromTN]

*Schlatt walks

[@guyfieri4017]

Michael Jones what?

[@Mucnicc]

@@guyfieri4017 it's called the schlatt walk

[@guyfieri4017]

Mucnic the Jschlatt walk = Chad Walk ??

[@Mucnicc]

@@guyfieri4017 the schlatt walk is the ultimate Chad walk

[@ceo_of_salt5818]

the way schlatt walks and talks while robbing scarra makes him seem like a mafia member

[@Rileylego-fq6wc]

Has that NY accent and everything

[@Y.o.w.t.f]

Seriously though

[@saulmedina8406]

@@Rileylego-fq6wc ikr 😱

[@Jmotist]

He's a natural.

[@ryan-rv1gn]

He is

[@surlierkhan2497]

12:36 when jshlatt doesn’t even crouch he just walks in bro XDDD

[@cupman9821]

he really said "bitch im invisible you can't see me"

[@ethanm8756]

I love how everybody is sneaking and then Schlatt just walks in with his absolute alpha-male power walk

[@ArcticArmy]

the s c h l a t t w a l k

[@laurenlizzbeth]

the schlatt walk can not be contained. more powerful than even Big Lion himself.

[@starsan-thegoat67]

He is the tank of the group

[@senkuishigami845]

Hes a stand user

[@ethanm8756]

Zachary Kira oh? A fellow JoJo fan?

[@nategreat5799]

CaptainSparkles was only so calm during his robbery was because he knew he could take any of them out at any second.

[@salamisami5161]

GSO Panda lol so true tho

[@k90sas-choppu46]

also he's so rich that anything they would steal wouldn't make a dent in his wallet

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

He could flex and his shirt would disintegrate into ashes.

[@codyjordan8722]

And after standing over the bloody heap that was once lunch club he could have spat upon them and uttered the ultimate curse "pickleboy"

[@kyleighroberts3158]

GSO Panda he knew he could replace it in like 3 hours

[@ooo629ooo]

So when the Lunch Club steals things from KZbinrs, its called "quality content" but when I rob others it's considered a "major crime" and I have to "go to court"?

[@senkuishigami845]

This really be a bruh moment

[@xblissfulleex]

Would’ve been a quality comment without the bruh

[@turtstudios7052]

Honestly same

[@couchpotatoe8077]

Literally me

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

Because you don't have enough subs bro

[@AugustusGravley]

They were so kind to the captain, nobody can be rude to such a legend.

[@pidge3807]

Everyone talking about Jschlatt mob walk when Ted over here summoning the energy of Robbie Rotten in his every move

[@jonical]

Ted is the desciple of robbie

[@sneakymango7397]

On fire everyone talking about Ted summoning the energy of Robbie rotten in his every move. But are we just gonna ignore charlie activating his inner worm?

[@whymypphard680]

@@sneakymango7397 are we gonna ignore how thicc travis is when he was entering macros house

[@smokestack534]

Ted is literally robbie rotten what the fuck

[@eliasbernstein]

11:39

[@salmoneysca]

This really made me think, aren't robberies technically just violent house tours

[@blakethegreat3093]

ballin Stalin robbers are house designers. They are apart of the minimalist trend. So they take what you wanted not needed. Also, they may leave the house a little dirtier compared to when they first enter. The reason is, when they leave, you can really feel the space around you when you fix it up your self. See, they want you to get connected with your belongings, better yet, the lack of belongings. Robbers make you connect with the stuff left over so you can cherish them.i mean, lunch club are heros, what can I say.

[@oddacity5883]

Blake the great 1234 I hate how much this makes sense

[@stickylungs]

You aren’t funny

[@salmoneysca]

@@stickylungs that's hurtful but probably accurate

[@andrive]

Lol

[@iliekpoop8929]

Pokimane: “I still see some brushes it’s fine!” *meanwhile* The boys downstairs *taser fight*

[@Dragons18]

They are still upstairs

[@tycewatson1276]

Imo. Best part of video

[@blixx3272]

"girls bathroom:" "boys bathroom:" are good replacements for the places

[@grandautizmo1436]

ILiekPoop michael reeves doesn’t have pillow fights he has tazer fights

[@bisexualboi3]

I find it amazing that michael just has a taser in his back pocket

[@twelve1738]

Michael keeps that mf thang on him. Note how at 10:11, he taps his back pocket to make sure that he has his weapon. Call it a quick inventory search. At 10:13 when the attack commences, he attempts to equip his taser, but is unable to, as the enemy overwhelms him. Finally, at 10:19, during an ever so brief moment of peace, Michael finally equips his taser and launches his counter attack on the perpetrators. In conclusion, I have no life.

[@E_xtinctPower]

based opinion, sadly L + ratio

[@Blooker01]

@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!

[@E_xtinctPower]

@@Blooker01 thank you, sir

[@James_Randal]

@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!

[@lexvandeneynde437]

How to steal like Jshlatt -Walk in -Take something -walk out -dont let them ask questions

[@yappledapple2293]

Also threaten and then shoot them

[@fellow4349]

Hell yes.

[@blobvisfan666]

Important notice: if the Schlatt Walk is not pulled off succesfully, chances of the operation going the desirable way shall be much less.

[@mistamemewide]

Michael Reeves getting tased by 4 guys then pulling out his own taser is like entering the impossible phase 2 of a boss fight

[@shad5812]

which made the cuphead music fit perfectly

[@jamesraven6766]

@@shad5812 I would have gone with Giornos theme.

[@mistamemewide]

James Raven I agree with him, Floral Fury is basically Michael Reeves’s theme song

[@CorporalCrownie]

Reminds me of the abyse watcher from darksouls 3

[@birdi3e]

Cooper, Charlie, Ted, and Noah were no match for that taser-wielding fiend

[@thotimusprimeofficial273]

Travis and schlatt have the most confidence in robbing people as they have the most chaotic energy. No one can question them as there is nothing to question

[@hhhusain]

Thotimusprime Official they have experience

[@noah9373]

What about Ted my guy he genuinely looks like he’s robbed someone

[@notklouds-3177]

It’s like they have experience in that field..

[@metaford3746]

They are ruthless business men after all

[@onewhackman1338]

Should've brought joe Swanson with if they wanted chaotic energy

[@ceartrap2076]

16:32 the fact that Charlie just comes in with a toaster

[@Ganondorf01]

I think Jschlatt bursting in to Scarra's room with the "Hey, Scarra! how you doin' buddy?" Is the most intimidated I've been of that man.

[@primitivecereal]

a harvard graduate is intimidating

[@komashyy5747]

he's a frightening man

[@flooferfox2407]

You should add him in smash

[@whoalor7316]

Not him making a hole in the mob's wall with a crutch?

[@komashyy5747]

@@whoalor7316 that only heightens the fear

[@baggedboy]

*tells him about his mother’s operation* “Hope you have some for yours.” Top 10 anime plot twists

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

Top 10 greatest lines before the kill

[@bread8507]

Oh, so your approaching me

[@deadlyslayer2509]

I’d like to point at that Carson has set up his online persona in such a way that he actually could’ve taken these items

[@noah9373]

Deadlyslayer250 ikr they could pull off the biggest robbery of a youtuber’s house by literally walking in and just taking all their shit

[@clifisboring]

No he just actually stole it Edit: this was a joke I don’t want to be bullied over this

[@krispayy6076]

What do you mean "could've"

[@noah9373]

Krispayy he’s saying that it’s possible for Carson to just actually rob the people because of his reputation

[@MyNameIsBlueNova]

@@noah9373 r/Wooosh

[@yoda5240]

imagine what this channel could have been if the carson drama didnt happen

[@kamajamalaks]

It would be heaven

[@asaknight321]

Ikr? A KZbin Renaissance it would have been. Atleast people like schlatt Ted and even slime hangout still

[@eliiNya]

i miss him :(

[@t2pdaybreak422]

Carson: "Uh Hey Were Here To Rob You" Sparklez: "Oh Cool! Do you mind taking your shoes off first?"

[@milkweechris8181]

That’s weirdly wholesome

[@Corey_Tenderson]

“Let’s rob this bitch!”

[@Disanem]

hes so chill. and giving a tour to everyone.

[@braydenhill4033]

So here’s all my expensive things And the computers that my channel relies on

[@vaarka7534]

Dude his house was so nice

[@sleepingdragons57]

Ted and Schlatt are the most chaotic people I've ever seen. Ted just pops up on the roof in one of the clips. Schlatt with his "HEY Scarra, how's it going buddy" while shooting Scarra.

[@TheCMranch1]

SleepingDragons dark knight joker vibes

[@lukeschueller2416]

Also the only two able to break through the wall

[@duncanbeach3750]

Carson standing in Poki's doorway like he just emerged from a well in the norwegian countryside

[@sverenagain]

you put words to thoughts i didnt even know i was having

[@CrestToothpaste]

He’s standing there like he wants to tell his mom he just threw up but she’s asleep.

[@CHIPSISBACK]

He’s just standing there, menacingly

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

@@CHIPSISBACK WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

He stands there like DIO at the top of the stairs

[@myfriendkirby]

the only issue with this video is that every time i rewatch it now having listened to the podcast episode they talked about it on, i notice the gate slam onto charlie's foot every time and i feel that intense sudden pain with him.

[@theothatgaymf]

Is it the chuckle sandwich podcast?? What episode?

[@myfriendkirby]

@@theothatgaymf not the chuckle sandwich pod, but the lunch club pod

[@mollyrocksinmygreentea6215]

*"you tweeted once that car guys are the male equivalent of horse girls but you're literally the son of a car-"* *_JSCHLATT'S UNGODLY SNORT OF LAUGHTER IN THE BACKGROUND_*

[@paincreatesfame]

“Do you mind taking off your shoes first?” gotta respect the floors man

[@bonk7175]

I would like but it’s on 420 likes

[@paincreatesfame]

Not_A_Wallaby 231 it’s on 422 now go for it man

[@confusedknight7407]

||-//

[@8oku]

FLOOR GANG OUG

[@tominglee3436]

FLOOR GANG OUHHH

[@jfoster500]

While everyone was watching this, the real heist was beginning. Why do you think that Altrive is not here? He is at party city buying the ladders, hand buzzers, AR15's, Pickle Rick, Ghost and Dracula costumes.

[@foggyconnor]

it's all coming together

[@christianhensley9357]

Ah yes my local party city also has ar15s

[@mrm1cros492]

OMG it’s true I dident realise

[@user-fk1ew3kg8r]

that or altrive accidentally did a backflip and now he can't stop

[@senorsac7927]

For those of you who done get it, listen to the podcast

[@prakesh2904]

12:30 ngl that was a cool ass one-liner

[@carazy123_]

-“That’s for my mom’s operation!” -“Your mother’s operation? Well... _Hope you have some for yours.”_

[@noah9373]

Carazy123 *top ten one-liners of all time*

[@theradicalraspberry6460]

“What kind of operation is your mother running?”

[@bobbylmfaohi2946]

Said moments before death

[@xlucyfer]

Carazy123 what if his mom actually needed an operation

[@theradicalraspberry6460]

SndFX2 then we’ll just have to hope he has some for his.

[@jiankaifeng9164]

They're taking everyone's lunch money.

[@demosthenesva]

Brian Torres did you just referenced the God forsaken KZbin channel known as Cinema Sins

[@THE_FEDSSS]

Seinfeld credits here

[@dr.redacted7735]

Well, they are the lunch club, how else do you think they eat and fund their podcasts X3

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

Dead_Ins!de 04 D E U S E X M A C H I N A

[@thenoahfactor6433]

I love how Ted and Schlatt actually look like they could be robbers

[@straightfromdema]

ItzTyTy it aint his first rodeo if ya know what i mean

[@debbiemiller5067]

Schlatt:Literally breaking the wall on the first try Everybody else: not being able to Ted: on the second try 17:04

[@jakeer1554]

It wasn’t the first try tho

[@jer_e4806]

Plot Twist: The footage is reversed and Lunch Club is generously gifting various KZbinrs, how wholesome.

[@yeah2152]

Ah yes, I loved when my parents threw $8,700 dollars on my bed after blazing me to hell with nerf guns. And also when they gave me an already full diary of my entire life. Good times.

[@tactic4795]

yeah ! It joke

[@kermitthefrog4272]

Yeah...

[@jgprickett]

10:10

[@butterdog2048]

They even repaired that wall. How nice.

[@wardenmain7905]

Lunch Club during Lifelink: The money goes directly into the group project so we can do cool stuff Luch Club now:

[@skayVAL]

George Katselis mmm Luch

[@neixen-]

Looks like the money from the Lifelink stream wasn't enough.

[@uknow5961]

They used the money to hire the camera man

[@ctrlpea7058]

This is da cool stuff

[@ethanos0973]

Nonononononono my friend, you see, that was Goop, this is Lunch Club

[@birdi3e]

Jordan’s son of a car joke was so awful yet it still left me in tears after I heard Schlatt’s wheeze

[@riptidev10]

It wasn't awful, it's just that everyone have thought about in their heads before.

[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

Schlatt used to give off Comical Henchman vibes now he gives off Intimidating Mob Boss vibes

[@marmooz]

Every part with Schlatt in it was just amazing. He literally Schlattwalked into Poki’s room, he is on another level

[@tinocarrion9406]

mr potato man

[@bajuszchannelmc5368]

Pls get a normal passport

[@michaeldarklite9055]

He walks like a buff unit I fear him

[@smalls1485]

Npc

[@vive7633]

Your mother’s operation? Well, hope you have some for yours.

[@dissapointment3555]

Robbing everyone and anyone: boohoo don't take my money Robbing Michael reeves: *so you've come to tango with the Rango?*

[@thepotatolord1679]

Easily the most dangerous person they robbed and yet they only stealthed through poki's room

[@aubergineman7654]

I only do loud heist on pokimane room just to here razermind

[@haxavage156]

They appeared and Michaels just like “oh your approaching me?”

[@engineergaming5004]

He is the king of tazers doe

[@M1Autistic]

i just imagine theres like 5 robbers in his room middle of the night and he just says "so you've come to tango with the Rango?" the robbers look at eachother confused like "wtf?" and then he just pulls out a fucking taser gun (semi-auto gun that literally shoots active tasers) then michael says "well then... PREPARE FOR DOMINATION!!!!!" and its fucking hilarious

[@scruffyrobot6969]

Carson: "Hey we're gonna rob you" Jordan: "Oh cool do you mind taking off your shoes first" Lunch club: "Yeah sure" The bits are amazing tbh

[@tylerbullheart9269]

They're robbers, not monsters.

[@ImWems0r]

Bits?

[@scruffyrobot6969]

@@ImWems0r its what we call em so da police ain't think they actually robbed da people

[@TheSonicBros1]

Scruffy Robot professionals have standards

[@Dacthew]

bit?

[@soybajo-kira8585]

Lunch club was fun while it lasted

[@yasumehanhu1469]

I feel like the line "It's just toilet paper" aged well in the past month.

[@shashumgabts-bitetheskin3722]

Init

[@isaacmartinez6020]

True

[@BigBad21]

It took 2 seconds to find this

[@gamerbrybry8033]

Bet they feel like idiots now

[@animefangamer819]

Yeah

[@onerobloxedboi6954]

Jschlatt looks like the real robber in this video. His posture is that of a npc from GTA V

[@死肉]

that's the scary part

[@skooter__]

It so is tho

[@adrimulet5965]

honestly

[@alcapwned3933]

"that's for my mom's operation!" "your mom's operation?" "yes!" "well.. hope you have some for yours" *automatic fire and screams of agony*

[@ionad2069]

12:34

[@BedirKhan]

Poki: "what about Carson?" Carson: *THUD*

[@cas6174]

the whole fucking room just SHOOK with the vibrations of carson thicc, meaty ass hitting the floor at such a velocity

[@barbecuesauceonmytitties780]

@@cas6174 IM CRYING🧿👄🧿💀💀💀

[@cas6174]

OBUNGA don’t do that that’s gross

[@barbecuesauceonmytitties780]

@@cas6174 Lmao🧿👄🧿

[@dakillerpyro_]

Dr. Hummbox CARSON

[@enthusiastic_tank6752]

Michel having a tazer with him: perfectly normal.

[@thejknetwork9450]

Carson opens Poki's door "The Demon"

[@zucc3446]

*minecraft cave sound*

[@anon-ud9mq]

what you look like when you go into your parent's bedroom cause you had a nightmare

[@LMC_Jarred]

The *Moyai*

[@justadumb8864]

Wuh oh, this aged poorly

[@applesolider]

@@justadumb8864 what do you mean

[@b0NNb0NN]

schlatt casually walking in and out of poki's room is the funniest shit, the aura this man has.

[@kodyjordan2451]

b0NNb0NN schlatt walking

[@Psypixel_]

12:35

[@somemagellanic]

@@Psypixel_ thank you

[@thenumberfour6455]

*Menacing*

[@luckytko9411]

Schlatt is a fucking jojo because he casually just walk in there like it was nothing

[@mattleyba8148]

Schlatt: "Your mother's operation?" Scarra: "yes" Schlatt "welp... hope you have some for yours" *Unloads*

[@nelson_abe.08]

I was cracking up at that part XD

[@paulplaysstuff6696]

He's too good

[@gravypanic9922]

I swear Schlatt could be a Bond villain

[@marc_sed]

Bro i'm literally crying lmfao

[@leeroyjenkns5182]

Schlatt is literally a real life cartoon villain

[@takahe4376]

Jschlatt just casually walking into pokemons room is hilarious.

[@apexshamwow236]

I love how the only person who tried to fight back was Michael Reeves.

[@_Cursed_Queen_]

APEX Shamwow you can’t tase the taser without getting tased yourself

[@solargaruda]

Then again you have to fight back against four people trying to tase you

[@paulpilapil4024]

Yeah but the prize is more test subjects for him so he might’ve won

[@Swoops-tb4ip]

he always carries a spare taser

[@ryleybrooks73]

That wasn’t actually scripted

[@reubencramer2073]

Imagine you just chilling on your bed and schlatt just bursts in shouting AAAAAAAAYYYYYY in an Italian accent

[@caroomgg]

Orcatreat | idk man that was pure new york accent right there

[@somemagellanic]

how do you say "ayyy" in an accent

[@reubencramer2073]

unaltered shit you right

[@ed9358]

i wish schaltt would burst in my room shouting AAAAAAYYY 😳

[@bubblecoffee7210]

@@somemagellanic schlatt found a way

[@fawhve]

We just not gonna talk about how they ruined The Mobs whole house lmao

[@blueraspberry6741]

They literally put holes in the wall.

[@CameronL211]

@@blueraspberry6741 and broke the fence

[@austin0172]

Cameron Lhamon and stole the majority of what they own

[@WBRI_Brianless]

Robbery

[@nihilist3896]

No

[@sandpope2977]

After listening to chuckle sandwich and then finding out Charlie was a (or still is) parkour enthusiast makes the fact he jumped the fence easily make sense. And I feel special knowing that fact (:

[@loafus2761]

The foreshadowing of charlie and carson slipping on the floor and then carson falling when trying to steal poki's diary is beautiful.

[@kagome_495]

Eps06 wdym foreshadowing?

[@truthpurpose]

@@kagome_495 it hinted at what was going to happen later

[@TexCC_]

The fact the Charlie actually slipped made it even better

[@bdogg117]

I don't get it

[@secondopinion5529]

@@kagome_495 6:53 carson slips Also at 9:10 carson slips again with charlie

[@crispypig2483]

Schlatt just walking in to poki's room when everyone else was sneaking in was possibly the most Schlatt thing I've ever seen

[@chistosquisto9079]

Schlattwalk

[@paulplaysstuff6696]

Schlalk

[@DunkleCheese]

Chalk

[@JoicSeth]

Shl

[@ignqloof]

h

[@jj_aldrich514]

I love that they stole like 2 things from captain sparkles mansion And then proceeded to ransack the mobs house entirely

[@redark3219]

That's cause they know captainsparklez works out and know very well what he could do.

[@jj_aldrich514]

Yeah but what I’m trying to say is that they had to chance to ransac a million dollar mansion, but instead decided to steal everything from the mobs house

[@redark3219]

@@jj_aldrich514 might also be that they respect Captainsparklez more than the mob

[@zajoch2005]

They stole the cars behindmthe camera bcs itmwas boring

[@r.m3113]

I mean they stole captin sparklez entire channel soooooo......

[@khannywanny]

i love how the just casually went up to captain sparklez and said "we're gonna rob you" and he just accepted it

[@avak2101]

Everyone robbing poki: *stealth master* Schlatt: *power walk intensifies* Schlatt just doesn't care enough to fail and it's great.

[@JB-uc1if]

he upped his intimidation so high that he doesn't even need to sneak to have people fear him, therefore they're pretending like he doesn't exist.

[@czechmix221]

He just Schlatt Walked in there cause he is no Man Ass

[@bigguy2968]

a true businessman doesnt worry about that

[@h.p.wallnut9912]

I can’t like this comment it’s too good

[@nielcarson3337]

he straight up schlatt walked right in there smh

[@constantdemonics]

I feel like the black guy being the only person to notice anything wrong was an intentional joke

[@Rabbotic]

Joke?

[@yodanobunga9238]

I have a feeling the whole mob were told that it was a bit except for him

[@FCcoreyatlas]

@@yodanobunga9238 what bit?

[@amirj4956]

Nah, Ava's just the only smart one in the group

[@andrive]

Lol

[@SpicyNoodles12]

i love how they were genuinely respectful in Jordan’s house because it’s a literal mansion

[@jakethejake1772]

no one else asked them to take their shoes off, so of course they realized it was a civilized home

[@mistamemewide]

They’re criminals. Not monsters.

[@JozzFilms]

Lunch Club could’ve been one of the best things to happen to KZbin 😢 In an alternate timeline

[@raincafe2067]

Imagine being friends with Jordan honestly just “Hey were here to rob u” “Oh okay can u take ur shoes off first though?”

[@Generic_Name_1-1]

"It's an honor to be robbed by you"

[@shokoranathegoose8607]

Jardon*

[@Max-nj3jk]

@@shokoranathegoose8607 Bob*

[@rocorocky]

@@shokoranathegoose8607 shabadoohad the 3rd**

[@Pebbs]

Shokorana the Goose no one asked*

[@xenomnii3864]

"That's for my mom's operation" _"Hope you have some for yours"_

[@xlucyfer]

What if his mom actually had to get an operation

[@gamecarnival2024]

@@xlucyfer oh well

[@halfofgrim]

@@xlucyfer Well the statement still stands

[@infernia4336]

the most badass one liner

[@hoff4301]

Schlat is a beast

[@sirwatzhizface]

(noted) How to steal: 1) tell everyone you're doing a bit 2) show up at everyone's houses for the "bit" 3) take everyone's things for the "bit" 4) put everyone's things in your car for the "bit" 5) drive away

[@anith9127]

i like that drive away isn't part of the bit

[@corruptplex9179]

What if they stole from technoblade

[@VinderTwelve]

@@corruptplex9179 no one steals from technoblade, he is a force too strong to be reckoned with

[@temmiesweets]

You forgot about breaking their walls for a bit

[@corruptplex9179]

@@VinderTwelve they would have pvped in real life

[@Wanchor2255]

Damn they were really making moves in the LA creator space. They coulda gone so far but Carson really had to ruin it for all of them. At least some of the boys have still done well which is good to see

[@carlelder3912]

Carson talked to a 17 year old as a 19 year old. I wouldn't call that "ruined it", if anyone the internet ruined him.

[@ajroppul5473]

Dude when they got to CaptainSparklez he basically gave them a tour of his house and was like “I can replace literally anything you guys take”

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

I half expected them to drive off in his cars only for him to shrug and walk back inside.

[@justabowloftomatosoup5226]

@@EpicNerdsWithCameras ikr

[@doomkittydoomkitty]

lol anything but the diamond playbutton

[@Plasma476]

It just reinforced in *STEEL* that the top youtubers make BANK dude

[@ilikechangingmyname6448]

@@doomkittydoomkitty Lmao

[@ghostikko9929]

It took half of lunch club to take down Michael reeves, what a horrifying man

[@kellenold1358]

they couldnt even stop him once he pulled out one of his twelve defense tasers. truly terrifying.

[@chistosquisto9079]

He’s a fucking eldritch scholar

[@bloodreaper4515]

I fucking died when micheal reeves whipped out his taser

[@timmychow6283]

Truly a fascinating specimen to behold

[@fridgeboy4418]

I instantly died when he pulled one out

[@slimeytheslime363]

I swear, Michael Reeves is like an endgame boss. He just needs one taser and a tiny bit of time and he'll build something stupid to destroy your party with.

[@bandibandibandibandi]

Like another taser

[@Captain_Garchomp]

No he needs a tazer, crack, and monster

[@StillNightss]

Like taser guns

[@BurgerTyrant]

Imagine Michael reeves with a spear but instead of a blade it's a taser

[@jaydennguyen9689]

Gaming Bandicoot you not wrong

[@tyui7]

It’s so hilarious how chill captainsparklez is about getting robbed

[@laura_rovetti]

I imagine if they robbed schlatt, they would walk in and all they would hear is an echo of Schlatt going in his funny mic “I was expecting you” 😂

[@ultimatexecutioner8260]

Laura *I Like It*

[@mythgravenn]

welcome to my cuckshed

[@ryanturner9057]

A p p l e

[@rov4950]

@@ryanturner9057 button.

[@justswift5369]

this comment has me dying

[@birdo_is_here]

schlatt just casually schlatt walks into poki’s room, grabs a mic stand and leaves what a king

[@looksnormal]

best part is how she dosen't notice anything until Carson falls

[@therealestrx3707]

this is all staged btw.

[@therealestrx3707]

@@amestasiaa I said btw. dumbass Just wanted to be sure people knew

[@ultrabigfella]

@@therealestrx3707 it was obvious.

[@therealestrx3707]

@@ultrabigfella Not at all People can be really dumb on the Internet so you're never sure if they know its a joke and its all staged or if its real.

[@plasma592]

Schlatt's power is immeasurable. He walks in with no fear, for he knows that the invisible hand of the market will guide him.

[@CsSniper23]

He looks so tall and intimidating in that part, I don’t know how tall he is but I thought he was short-ish

[@cornstalks4122]

@@CsSniper23 He's 6'3 or something

[@dkdieall6005]

Legend says that The Mob haven't gotten there stuff back to this day

[@SirzSirzWasTaken]

I like how calm everything is when robbing CaptainSparkles

[@KronosXL.]

He doesn't care if he has a fallen kindom he can just make a new one. This is my most liked comment thanks 🙂

[@dilleybits3374]

SirzSirz polite robbers

[@Ydnac2110]

He can beat the whole Lunch Club to a pulp, so you wouldn't want to mess with him lmao

[@dATA_collection-archive]

Jordan stronk

[@KronosXL.]

@@dATA_collection-archive Jordan stonks.

[@sed7819]

10:13 "Small Filipino child gets attacked by American tourists and fights back", 1989 colorized

[@aravindkandarpa7472]

Bruh the Americans actually imperialised the phillipines in like 1880 tho so just change the date and it becomes historically accurate

[@fugitivelemon1144]

r/wooosh

[@Cloutboi2official]

666th like bruh

[@3ianzo]

@@fugitivelemon1144 it's not...

[@fugitivelemon1144]

3ronzo it is

[@justsoup3726]

4:14 Charlie was the only one who knew what would *really* increase in value over time.

[@themammoth9051]

10:08 “The closet. You opened it. We came.”

[@smartstuf1026]

Charlie: *tells The Mob that its a real robbery* The Lunch Club: *leaves* The Mob: “so this is a robbery robbery?”

[@cacera477]

When Michael retrieved the taser it was akin to a master obtaining his weapon.

[@BennyFNV]

" *I'm still worthy!* "

[@aidanshepard6080]

Did he live with them 3 years ago?

[@hamsmacker11]

Aidn Separd no

[@fireblaze5032]

The fact that Michael had a tazer on him like if it was his wallet or phone is comedy gold

[@lukejoseph19]

IKR

[@liambhagan9239]

I would not be surprised if he keeps one in every room of the house

[@asciiCAT]

Its a hobby

[@batmanfanboy2212]

It’s for self defence Sometimes

[@pokecoon386]

Exactly

[@eefle_weefle]

4:16 after accidentally opening a door to heaven seeing the pearly gates and all they had to offer ted is distraught that the paradise waiting after death is nothing but dissapointment and in this moment of realization ted can only scream "there is nothing" to us all we saw was a blinding light that almost completely enveloped Teds body once the ethereal door shut ted was left in the empty room his mortal mind being blown by what he had just saw convinces himself that the nothing he saw is the empty room he currently stands in forgetting the dissapointment that waits after all of our deaths

[@mevoogle]

Carson "Hey we're gonna rob you!" Sparklez: "Oh cool but do you mind taking your shoes off first tho" Carson: " oh yeah sure"

[@bruhman1545]

Carson has STANDARDS

[@bruhman1545]

WJR what

[@badatmathhh]

@@bruhman1545 poopy fingers

[@ratman4635]

The most polite burglar

[@gustavofring9148]

Carson got his shoes robbed

[@tublar_stanley]

“Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.” Michael : * UNO reverse card *

[@colinlinvill1310]

Of course Michael just carries a taser with him wherever he goes

[@slimaa2261]

Colin Linvill it’s to torture the members of offlinetv wherever he goes

[@vivi-ok4lk]

I'm your 420th like

[@onenerdygremlin]

Michael is a Hunan tazer at this point

[@koiwii]

yes

[@derekmaki]

“Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.” That’s one way to do it.

[@zynischekartoffel3779]

He likes it

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

He clearly likes it.

[@FailBanana98]

I expected him to have like at least a hundred counter measures

[@14beersatchilis99]

When they said that I thought of star wars

[@rffrice]

Derek Maki it just makes him more powerful

[@luminastra]

I love how sparkles was doing a house tour while being "robbed"