Lying On Your Resume is Fun | Camp Counselors Podcast Episode 81

[@ashleyoliver725]

Okay but Jonathon’s obsession at this point with shocking water being the solution is SO funny 😂😂😂 “we shocked the lake” 😂

[@Crashlee11]

Not Jonathan being jealous about the 2-stamp guy 😝 that’s literally me 😂😂😂

[@MsChippy89]

Good morning! I am an all season camper. Time for spring cleaning, get your pales and brushes ready. I’m literally signing up for a 401(k) as we speak. Got it covered counselors.😅

[@kristinmcgary8926]

Im sorry you got those hateful comments, please don't let them get to you. You are amazing and unique, and the world is better because you are here. You have a whole collection of campers who think the world of you, and that says everything you need to know. Sending love ❤

[@RO-wm1zi]

I'm a queer, trans man living in the DEEP South that has watched and loved your show since day 1. I love your work and I love your relationship even more. I was disappointed to hear today the part about whether or not we should challenge bigots. If my 84 year old, conservative grandmother can accept me as a trans man, anyone can. The reason this is important is because these 70 and 80 year olds are going to the voting booth and supporting candidates who want to take away my access to health care, bathrooms, drivers license ID, etc. I don't think anyone has to be a martyr or put themselves in danger. That being said, y'all are in a unique position of power. This is just an extremely rough time to be an LGBTQ person right now. I love you and I hope you continue to encourage people to have hard and brave conversations. If nothing else, people like me hear it and it helps us keeping going. Love you ❤

[@kellyanne2308]

Zachariah was spitting nothing but facts at 14:17

[@leslierea4399]

princess girl on the xbox hahaha

[@TheCherishe]

“He don’t like me, but you know what? He’s dying…” 😂😂😂💀 14:34 Love you guys!! 💕

[@anniemcg369]

7 min in and already a Tony Petrarca reference I love it

[@Sarah-gf9nb]

I am with Jonathan on the watermelon fries!! Fried are hot, salty deep fried goodness. LOL

[@annagrace3727]

Hi! Long time camper(since week 1!), first time commenter. I am so glad ya'll got picked up by a production(?) company and have more financial support that you deserve! I love every ad I've ever seen Zachariah do, truly! However, Better Help is not what it says it is. It is full of quacks and unlicensed life coaches who will take your money in return for nothing. Better Help has been known to actively be harmful to the LGBTQIA+ community. This information is public knowledge but I'll post some links below- I know Zachariah is very passionate about advertising and I truly think you both are so talented are what you do and we neeeeed your podcast and you deserve compensation for the content flow you keep pouring into for us, but I do ask that you take this information into account. I am sure neither of you are aware of the harm Better Help has caused, and I really hate to be a Deborah Downer but, I am a mentally ill trans person who has been put at risk by such company. I really appreciate you both and I hope this comes off as a sharing of information and not any sort of outrage or event inrage.

[@annagrace3727]

www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2023/03/ftc-ban-betterhelp-revealing-consumers-data-including-sensitive-mental-health-information-facebook

[@courtneyreid8409]

So excited to watch you on Heather on KZbin tonight!! 😍 been watching you two for years now and have been dying for this IRL connection to happen!

[@hannahboudreau5955]

YES!!! Finally someone is talking about punchcards!! My local coffee shop has the physical cards. There’s something ✨whimsical✨about watching those punches build up. Call me a hipster, but I’m anti phone number reward system. GIVE ME THE CARDS. FILL UP MY WALLET WITH PUNCHCARDS I WILL FORGET I HAVE!!!

[@colleenkelly1025]

We shocked it, we shocked the lake 😅

[@Jazzybsims]

Not Jonathan being possessive over the barista being too friendly with Zachariah’s punch card. I get it though 🤪

[@jjs100]

Blood Type Talk! O Negative is the rarest and universal blood type, meaning any blood type can receive our blood buuut, we can only receive from other O Neg. blood. Also if babies in utero need blood they get O Neg since we don’t know their blood type yet! It is a good thing to know your type in the case of an emergency it’ll save them time trying to determine it!

[@itspaigemorgan]

Can we get a Patreon level that doesn’t have the ads? I will happily pay to not be confused when another voice comes on 😂

[@tess3000]

Yesss this!!

[@kaylaak5425]

I literally saw sammich dumping trash??

[@mmgh1421]

13:14 this is an iconic quote

[@almadiaz96]

The transition after Johnathan said “ one time I walked in on my boss watching porn” 😂😂

[@user-gt4bb1yl3z]

I read this as "Lying on Your Resume is Camp"

[@Dunje002]

The camp is in shambles😆 Ugh, fine, come on campers, get the Hefty bags.

[@allisonbary3910]

1. Tyler Childers is THE greatest. 2. Tyler Chill-ders 🤣 you gotta think Kentucky when you say it 3. His Purgatory album is unbeatable

[@kaylaak5425]

I literally worked for a distribution company calling semi trucks and making sure they dropped their trailers at the proper locations when I was 17…. Talk about creepy jobs

[@jackiesullivan2256]

i forget my blood type every time and then need to log onto the red cross website since i donated once, and then i have to reset my password since i forgot that too, and then i see what my blood type is, remember it for about a day, and then go through the same cycle every time

[@Dunje002]

36:41 Zachariah 😂😂😂😂

[@julieheiss7758]

Good Morning Campers!! 🏕️🌲

[@yojojo5352]

Not the cold brew mouthful of coffee ash 😂 🤢

[@brandibuchman3239]

I'm so sorry those horribly wretched people were mean to you Jonathan, you're so lovely and don't deserve that.

[@bml559]

I love Heather !! Love all this ! Can’t wait to watch you this summer !! ❤ ps I also love a menthol

[@TiaraCamille30]

Hey Campers Sweet T here from cabin 68 (😉 owe you one) our quarters are clean. Reporting for duty or not! 😂 again owe you one

[@kellyanne2308]

As well as Jonathan at 15:31

[@PaigeSzupello]

Veggie trinkets!!!! 😂

[@andi_xi]

Zachariah’s take a hike made me scream “yyYyyyYYEEEEEEEEeeeesssSSSSSSssSSuhhhhhHhh!!!” I hate that so bad 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[@rachaelart]

I have no clue what my blood type is. The last time I had to get a blood sample taken I asked and she said “we only do that for pregnant women”. Like, what the hell? But I definitely don’t lie if people ask me! How the hell am I supposed to know?!

[@julieheiss7758]

Did anyone else have a flashback to Hot Topic’s punch/stamp cards? 😄🖤

[@cellobeast4]

The fact that y’all haven’t mentioned Cowboy Carter should = jail time! Jk ily but a little bit not kidding

[@campcounselorspodcast]

This was recorded before it came out!!

[@M00N_0N_PAWS_THE_THERIAN]

Phlower for the girl groundhog baby!

[@kaylasantos533]

Not the Tony Petrarca reference

[@frankiemota1337]

None of that debris is mine scouts honor

[@kalifranks9311]

My dad killed a woodchuck in our back yard

[@margaretgeorge21]

love u guys sm

[@mzkeke33]

Name the baby girl groundhog phillamina

[@tanyanapolitano7867]

I also do not know my blood type lol so embarrassing

[@bel200]

When I was pregnant with my daughter I had to get multiple shots in my hip because the blood type that I have (can’t recall what type that is) and the blood type my daughter has (again, can’t recall) would cause my body to try to kill the fetus. Allegedly. Anyway…can we get some Camp Shady Birch merch up in here?!

[@mirandah4193]

Good morning counselors! Another fantastic episode this week. If you’re really curious I’m type O+, and I have a little card in my wallet just like Jonathan use to! Keep up the great, block out the hate! 🤍