Lying to Your Dying Wife (feat. Rashida Jones) - Key & Peele

A man at his dying wife’s bedside has a hard time committing to some of her requests.
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#KeyandPeele #RashidaJones

[@josephthegod3514]

After she dies: (talking to his friend) “I said biiiitch

[@Raiden1]

Hahahahahaha

[@Ayveh]

lol

[@roothlus]

You said that though?

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Joseph Vernon ha!

[@marlonsmalls6820]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Priv007]

At least he didn’t want to lie to his wife.

[@Priv007]

Cue Ball Lol right!

[@austin529]

Yes, thats something worth valuing. I'd rather here the truth than what I want to hear.

[@mrdiez8496]

RIGHT!

[@Wertsir]

But he did want to lie with not his wife.

[@TBH-nu2so]

Gotta look for those positives.

[@Guenevere333]

“Your request has been filed” lol

[@Connoctowl]

forgeeeeeeeeeh abouuuuuuuuu

[@niko-800]

“Meszage reseeved”

[@pogs347]

I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@adamarens3520]

He said like Goofy too 😌

[@supremecourt4131]

(...) filed and denied.

[@DerpASherpa117]

Going from glossy-eyed grief to bemused clicking upon the "no sex" request is some top tier acting.

[@Nxrreshh_]

🤣💀💯

[@Hachinana8787]

​@@Nxrreshh_😊7⅞w⁶😮1¹😅¹

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Lying At Grab

[@Robertedwinhouse38]

Didn’t scary movie do a bit like this with Charlie sheen?

[@승민-q9y]

Yo what is clicking? Anyone can help non-native speaker here?

[@jakson2050]

He lied. Then she died. *Consequences*

[@GIl_cepeda]

Nice reference

[@kylebrown7968]

Dead

[@Shockwave99999]

IT Chapter 2 reference? Plus the consequences reference

[@Halosar]

Sbeve

[@OreoVII]

I heard it in the exact tone you referenced 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danagibbs3265]

Wow, normally you can tell when Key is just wearing a wig and makeup, but this time it looks real af

[@death2denemy]

Wasnt this Peele?? Key is not on the skit..

[@threezus7740]

@@death2denemy The joke was that Rashida Jones is actually just Key because he can portray almost anyone lol

[@death2denemy]

@@threezus7740 oh.. I didnt catch that.. tnx anyway..😁😁

[@nofatchxplzthx]

the fact that this joke wooshed over so many people's heads is mindblowing to me

[@Uzodesign]

@@memefief8527 No, it wasn't. It's a joke.

[@ineur8780]

she says these requests like she going on vacation for a week

[@cgamejewels]

Ikr😂😂😂😂

[@nocturnalnoble1454]

The forever vacation

[@bobryant9875]

@@nocturnalnoble1454 cursed

[@ilovetowatchmemeseveryday6014]

Women.

[@fimmt684]

Facts

[@Himanshuv94]

"message recieved" "Your request has been filed" "I hear you" Some good lines to use when you don't want to commit to someone.

[@ziyuang]

received

[@monkeymunchie9717]

Roger that

[@chrisfrench9257]

Or... you know, have the balls to be real with the people care about. I'd have put a stop to those bullshit requests. In fact, she'd already know not to say those ridiculous things because she'd understand how I roll with that kind of shit.

[@gowrishankarkn1465]

@@chrisfrench9257 it's not that deep

[@Wertsir]

Forget about it!

[@rigoguzman4195]

“Is that a yes?” *goofy voice* “your request, has been filed” 😂🤪

[@anthonybammer9631]

Ffffffffagetabouuuuu.....it.. 😂😂😂😂

[@violetlollii]

HAHAHAHA

[@Itsprincesweets]

Mezage rezieved

[@gwordly23]

LMAO

[@karlislagzdins4556]

Is that a promise*

[@bradhuygens]

"Your request has been filed" I lost it when he said that

[@thewordsmith5440]

404

[@wildmercuryfilms]

bradhuygens “I lost it” is officially meaningless

[@bradhuygens]

@@wildmercuryfilms You're probably right. I was going to just post the quote, but I don't really like seeing all these comments that are just quotes from the video

[@bradshank2186]

Goofy

[@AriesDusk]

@@wildmercuryfilms bradhuygens both you uncultured swine probably don't know this. But the buzz phrase one of you used and the other complained about is from an internet game. Where if you laugh, you lose, the idea being preventing ultimately makes things funnier. When you lost you would say "lost" or "lost it at X" the what being the game your playing. Gtfo my face with your mindlessly repeating phrases you don't know the meaning of, and your ignorance to a now common if not popular phrase on the internet

[@stefansmyname215]

"Don't touch me, it's not all about you" as she's dying lmao

[@JJ-me3oj]

😁😁

[@privatemasterminds3649]

Well, with demands like that might as well be dead too so it's only fair 😁😁

[@colinmoran9807]

Wow you just understood comedy

[@stefansmyname215]

minevin pingvin oh okay, nice videos tho a lot of views👌🏼

[@Madaragun]

Yeah but she's not dead yet though. Everyone will die someday she is just ungrateful

[@shadowspector3611]

“I need to hear you say it.” “It.”

[@michaczarnocki181]

you promise :d

[@kcinrolyat3049]

600th like

[@masterstepz9800]

She basically tried to make No-Nut November into No-Nut Forever.

[@gautamgautamsuresh1218]

Bruh she basically asked to cut off his popsicle

[@glipk]

lol

[@SSS-ie6mh]

You pretty much have to be a Nutcase Forever to do that.

[@lazyunlucky420]

He’s still allowed to do it with Her on his mind, so Its not a no-nut anything

[@jonboy9734]

Lazy Unlucky dead chicks, ruins the fapping mood.

[@oops.4970]

"your request has been filed" "Say you promise" "Forget about iiiiiiiit"

[@krisrose1518]

That shit made me laugh so hard

[@BiggieCheeto]

wow such an awesome and thoughtful comment how did you come up with it?

[@oops.4970]

@@BiggieCheeto not sure. How does one come up with the name Chet 💇

[@BiggieCheeto]

@@oops.4970 @Boosh You, now get this, *THINK* about the whitest name possible. Now I know what you're saying, "But bro I don't know how to think, my best comeback was questioning the fakest sounding name on earth," but it really isn't that hard man. Maybe someday you'll stop quoting the video in the same comment section.

[@oops.4970]

@@BiggieCheeto you actually think I thought your name was real? Oh man.. no

[@phantomthief2311]

This isn’t even a request anymore... she’s just trying to take him down with her.

[@rabindranaththakur8514]

I saw 0 replies. So thought of leaving 1

[@xiRePeNTx]

@@rabindranaththakur8514 Thank you :)

[@loki9644]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ravindrakumarshrivastava7805]

@@rabindranaththakur8514 ok

[@MARYSSON22]

Yeah?? Well she would be 4ever disappointed fuckin' wit me lmaoooo

[@slimskink88]

I laughed so hard when he said "Zero pornography" in response to being asked to visit her mom. 😂

[@Chemicalkinetics]

Exactly.

[@nofurtherwest3474]

I don't get it

[@Chemicalkinetics]

@@nofurtherwest3474 It means he chose the lesser of the two evils. Not seeing porn is less of a punishment to him than to visit her mom.

[@IAssolantVencato]

​@@nofurtherwest3474 you are one very lucky person

[@nofurtherwest3474]

@@Chemicalkinetics ohhhh lol

[@ramisgoogleacc702]

plot twist: she survives and they have an interesting conversation afterwards

[@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987]

Oh hell no

[@chrissolace]

I’d watch that

[@RMBH2498]

I'd like that sequel 😂

[@rakhishukla2177]

And she finds his por...

[@seethlaemmert5175]

F'ing hilarious

[@xenodice13]

"I need to hear you say it." "It." I lost it.

[@kickdowndoors]

xenodice13 I found it

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

What'd you lose?

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

@@kickdowndoors what'd you find?

[@emanob1503]

@@kickdowndoors Where did you find it at?

[@moneyjoe8133]

Hassan Bajwa and how’d you find it?

[@Worstestvideos]

“Message received” thought that would be the funniest quote of the video then 5 seconds later… “Your request has been filed” I lost it

[@radhikavij5921]

She hasn’t gotten over with the insecurities of Jim leaving her for Pam.

[@okumurax8839]

"according to Jim"?✨

[@mosesmakaveli3053]

Lmaoooo I knew it was her!!

[@diaryofapoet1927]

@@mosesmakaveli3053 k

[@aforerunner1773]

Chaunt L kk

[@forthesubs5357]

Such a underrated comment

[@montaroxyx2913]

I lost it when he said: " Your request has been filed"

[@widowmaker4097]

LMFAO

[@Wertsir]

Furgetaboutit.

[@funkydixieland4055]

me 2!

[@WithoutReward]

😂

[@brownjordan0523]

I lost my shit when she asked him to never to sleep with another woman and his response was "I...hear you."

[@liamdohertyj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shinsc8061]

@@liamdohertyj tsk tsk tsk tskkk

[@mimi.w667]

Lmfaooo this shit was foullllllllllll🤣 like nigga she dying

[@seeaddy001]

I was taking a drink at the time and almost drowned my laptop with coke.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@missperfectluxury7630]

I remember asking my ex bf if he would find someone new if i died and he said he has to move on eventually,welp he is an ex for a reason

[@HoovyTube]

2:08 his inner Robert Deniro just popped througg

[@yashovardhansaksena7552]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tmoney0212]

hahahaa

[@AussieInDistortedworld]

Lol

[@thewhitesheep4156]

OMG BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHA

[@토마스-j2n]

I died when I saw this reply and watched it over

[@SABERWOLF5003]

Wife: “Promise me you will never sleep with another woman” Peele: I hear you. Me: LMAO.

[@eajiodoful]

FRITZ HEMMERLING lmaao I’m dying over here🤣😂🤣😂

[@YourPalHDee]

Wow, what an exciting journey. You watched the video and laughed, nice 😉

[@wildmercuryfilms]

FRITZ HEMMERLING I “hear” you

[@Adrianlovesmusic]

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUUUUUUEHEHEHEHEUYEUHEUHEUHEUEHAHHAHAHASA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAKLKAKAJLKAJJLKAJKAHUA

[@muji273]

cringe

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Damn this dying woman has a some major requests. IDK girl, IDK.

[@kennethnewman2706]

ThinWhiteAxe yeah major requests, hell he still have a whole life to live

[@excitedcat9517]

ThinWhiteAxe 0:48 I suppose that's...reasonable... 1:10 *OKAY HOLD ON!!!!*

[@iisnipezii4352]

david johnson eww nigga

[@nodinitiative]

Reminded me of Scary Movie 3.

[@JP-ut3jw]

@@beenieweenie1986 Do you say that weird shit in person?

[@armandoguerra7658]

Every time he cries i remember the “THOSE ARE SOME MANLY TEARS”

[@Eddy-dn1jx]

I always think of the burned guy stand up It buuuuuurns. Aahhhhaaaahaaaaahaaaaa

[@phillipwilliams3437]

Aight let's go sale some crack

[@ronarprefect7709]

Dat was a weird sneeze right dere!

[@noelguerrero7353]

And den and den and den and dah ahhhh bwahhhhhhh

[@AbdealiSaria]

@@noelguerrero7353 ain't nothing funny about that

[@werdna1969]

That’s the most honest man I have ever seen.

[@troymcclure9088]

"MESSAGE RECEIVED." I'm gonna start using that..

[@HappyDude1]

Your request has been filed Is better 😁 its like the goverment saying f u in your face

[@scillaburton7160]

"Promise me no pornography" Jordan: *Speaking Simlish*

[@mrsdramaqueen3]

Scilla Burton LOL SIMLISH!!

[@jamaalsq8134]

He said “Wassup Obama Baby”

[@maliksims4215]

@@VetaPhoenix let me get those digits then beautiful

[@Felishamois]

@@maliksims4215 boi what a nasty ass comment yours is

[@omarkarim2280]

Zuzu!

[@Volatilevinnie]

Lmao, he's wishing he was the one on the death bed now.

[@jello788]

More like he's not gonna do what she asked because she a control freak lmao

[@thestoryteller371]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Laughy-Flaaffy]

I’m surprised this skit isn’t more popular considering how genius it is

[@thispatzer]

It's actually a rip off of a scene in scary movie 4.

[@reydefuego34525]

@@thispatzer yup and they did it better

[@Chemicalkinetics]

Maybe also because half of the population (women) do not appreciate it? :)

[@debuthunter5389]

@@thispatzer - Scary Movie 3 I think, with Charlie Sheen.

[@PolskiProdigy]

12 million views?

[@ToraAI]

At least he's honest. He's not lying. Most people would just say yes to everything.. xD

[@speakingtruths4215]

Dante In The Dark It’s physically impossible to be married more than 3 years and not masturbate to someone other than your wife. I’m sure it happens all of the time and no one obviously admits it.

[@Chrisratata]

This same joke was in Scary Movie 3

[@dxcSOUL]

Honesty is not always the best policy.

[@ch-17vevo55]

Speaking Truths well that’s certainly not true

[@pythios8982]

I mean u aint wrong tho lmao

[@huss1205]

Wrong title, he never lied actually, he avoided promising things he can't do, that's an honest decent dude right there...

[@mrb2643]

If you don't Wana lie or tell the truth stay silent

[@boaplitas101]

@@mrb2643 that doesn't work. Her: "Promise me you wont sleep with another woman" You: ... Her: "why arent you saying anything?" Well done buddy. You solved it.

[@Voidaken]

@@boaplitas101 Well, yeah. It was solved. You don't lie nor tell the truth that way. Nobody said anything about making the situation go away.

[@boaplitas101]

​@@Voidaken you're a big idiot. If you dont say anything at all, its equal to just admitting that you wont do what she wants. She will 100% either question you again, or assume that you wont do what she said because you said NOTHING. Changing the topic or avoiding answering the question directly may work in the moment - but being silent wouldn't even work for a second. You have met a woman before? Not saying anything at all is worse than just saying no. It wouldn't solve anything - it would make you look bad, like you don't want to tell the truth but you're obviously not on her side. Peele shows you exactly what to do in this situation if you don't want to lie. Take note.

[@Voidaken]

@@boaplitas101 You just highlighted yourself as the actual moron with how triggered you got over a complete misreading. You just proved me right by saying exactly what I told you. Good job, smooth brain.

[@jwishify]

So no one is gonna mention his spot on Robert Dinero "Forget about it" impression!?!?

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

The face was so spot on, lol.

[@jondunmore4268]

That's because it's so built into the culture that EVERYONE knows what it is already, and are not younger than 30 like you.

[@Mazortan]

Dinero? Seriously?

[@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr]

That's a easy one tho.

[@joeya.4309]

@@Mazortan yep, that's his mexican cousin

[@Icemann89]

I love her reaction to his 'You promise' at 2:20. It's so subtle and perfect.

[@9Kualalumpur]

I think she was holding back a laugh

[@Icemann89]

@@9Kualalumpur No, it was part of the skit. At first, she was confused and then slightly angry.

[@randomt800kiddo2]

she did that alot in parks and rec

[@TheLostGrem]

A lot of people can’t even keep these promises when their wife is still alive.

[@Lymbe06]

You mean not looking at pornography or masturbate? Fine, cheating it is.

[@TheAlphaMale29]

@@Jadzebra lol who hurt you?

[@truehistory8440]

Well duh, not sure many people visit their spouse's mom every day.

[@HomerSimpson-sm5mk]

TheAlphaMale29 you’re name makes you look like you play fortnite and want to look cool

[@TheAlphaMale29]

@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk lol, leave me alone bro, I made it in Jr. High like 10 years ago, and I don't know how to change it. You're not wrong though, it's pretty bad😂

[@josephsanchez7349]

I died when he hit the Robert deniro “forgeeet abouuut it” lmao

[@TheVandamfan]

My favorite bit lool

[@czakialczikemwi]

It's Al Pacino not De Niro

[@josephsanchez7349]

@@czakialczikemwi no it isnt u idiot

[@icecool4125]

@@josephsanchez7349 It is Al Pacino actually. Him and Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco

[@levisandoval8952]

It’s not al Pacino. He’s just saying forget about it while mimicking Robert deniros face

[@djbrec]

“Don’t touch me right now, this isn’t all about you” 😆😆😆😆😆

[@srenmadsen1947]

Hahahha yeah!

[@killsync2130]

Thedirtygardenhoe 100% true in this case, given how controlling and selfish she’s being without even realizing it. 😉

[@namechanges5359]

Kill Sync YOU BIGOTED ARROGANT UNEDUCATED SWINE, I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD!!! 😉

Kill Sync its a skit fam, relax lol

[@killsync2130]

Older General Skywalker yes but Star Wars is so lame tho. Why is this?

[@Argo123]

The funniest part for me is when he ask the nurse instead of the doctor to fix his wife

[@Innocuous1]

Well, a nurse is always going to be around while a doctor would only be there once or twice a day and with any acute changes.

[@hipporage18]

“Oh, Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.”

[@MiraShards]

hipporage18 Annnn Perkins!

[@thalukesta2112]

@@MiraShards Chris Traeger!

[@MiraShards]

ThaLukesta 2112 he is “litrally” my favourite character!

[@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504]

@@thalukesta2112 you like rush don't you?

[@thalukesta2112]

@@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 how'd you know?

[@liban1277]

"forget about it" that Robert De Niro impression is hillarious

[@torrorico]

He fcking nailed it, big time

[@kylonjones5678]

When he said that it reminded me that cartoon called fugget about it

[@garibayja123]

Lost it at that part 😂😂

[@deepsleepoperative9055]

For some that reminded me of Silvio Dante from The Sopranos...

[@acharich]

🎯🎯🎯

[@whitefox6277]

"What are you promising?" "I promised what you said." Lmafoo🤣🤣

[@jasonlilly9704]

Both Key and Peele have this amazing ability to kill it in the last few seconds of a skit.

[@kalebdaniels6784]

"promise me you wont ever sleep with another woman" "T T T T T T T T T"

[@jesusvazquez326]

Kaleb Daniels loool

[@akshitaveda5808]

🤣😂 I heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr you!😭😭😭😭

[@灰姑娘小姐]

"and that you won't look at porn."

[@Quintessential.96]

I hear youuuuu!!

[@altdelete7696]

That one is rough ta throw on the guy. So i gotta be lonely n single n my child motherless jus cuz ur cell couldnt fix themselves?! At least let's have a discussion don't just demand it lol!

[@ShowOut1nk]

“Your Request has been filed” lmao wtf Jordan

[@rebeccaball209]

That one got me 😂

[@redjammie8342]

my fav too

[@hrithiksurya2302]

I know his voice right. That was crazy.

[@BritSparks]

Lmaooooo

[@puiazaidarhzauva9928]

That one made lol hard! Haha

[@a.p.6301]

*mezzage rezeeved* 🤣

[@christophermendoza6936]

A . P . That was my favorite part lmaooo

[@Khordmaster]

Lmao

[@nickolasjimenez1277]

A . P . 😂

[@Nicolasjenzen]

Best part hahahaha!

[@johnnyboy12029]

@Juan Cortez Muro stop advertising please thank u

[@JoezBro]

I just watched a deathbed scene in a tv-show, where the man said "I promise" to something touching, and all I could think of was "checkedy-check" and burst into laughter. Damn you, Key & Peele, for ruining these moments.

[@dgray7537]

This is when you ask the nurse to double the morphine.

[@klarastern5597]

ey -.-

[@thephantom85]

OH WTF

[@jumpstreet2425]

Nope

[@HippieJoe]

doesn't seem like that dark joke is gonna get a lot of likes from the ladies lol

[@janelle1563]

You know..... sometimes it’s tuff😂

[@theraptor8096]

"promise to meet my mother everyday" "Done 0 pornography"

[@2022-o1z]

so out of the 601 likes no one has commented on nor realized @the raptor made a simple spelling error "eeryday" guess quarantine has really gotten to a lot of people. ( I am not putting down his mental capacity I'm just saying how surprised I am by 601 likes and no comments)

[@xvaldez3284]

I like how he starts crying after that cause I he just committed to never nutting again and brushes her hand away cause she thinks hes crying over her dying but he straight up tells her it's not all about you

[@JL-zo1wd]

Gamma Bat if by quarantine getting to people you mean "less petty," "less of a stickler," or "less of an a-hole," then god i sure hope so

[@turglow]

Gamma Bat bro what is wrong with you

[@xvaldez3284]

@@JL-zo1wd nah as soon as quarantine started people turned the asshole/entitled dial all the way up. Anyone that works in fast food could tell you that.

[@austinbowman5130]

Her: “will you at least promise to see my mom everyday” Him: “so zero pornography, done.”

[@gustavofajardo5509]

ahaha that was my favorite part

[@agamerjourney9146]

Lol

[@MrBalancelight]

Ok I don't quite get it. Its that means he prefers no pornography but not seeing his wife's mom everyday?

[@notyouraveragejoe7003]

Mr K he would prefer to NOT watch porno than to see his mother in law.

[@linonator]

Mr K Yea, it means he’d give up pornography over seeing her mom.. it just emphasizes how much he doesn’t want to be around her mom

[@asabovesobelow8680]

She got a lot of energy for someone "dying"

[@zzzzzz69]

she's killing you with her

[@pnk0tsu]

“So zero pornography DONE” “NURSE FIX MY WIFE”

[@Sacrovin]

I didn't really understand that part

[@suned3128]

asib sadr He didn’t want to lose her so he can still watch porn.

[@ZzDarkShadowKnightzZ]

He would rather choose not to watch porn than seeing her mother everyday. Then he realizes if she's still alive he can watches porns.

[@TodaysSpecialMinis]

@@Sacrovin LOL - she asked him to promise to stop watching porn. He couldn't. Then she asked him to promise to visit her mom everyday. He probably hates his mother-in-law. Giving up porn would be easier than visiting his mother-in-law everyday so he said, "zero pornography? DONE!" He called for the nurse so she could adjust his wife's meds - maybe make her go back to sleep as she's torturing him with her unreasonable dying wishes.

[@Brastius]

@Izaan ur rehman message? It's a comedy skit dude. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[@patricksolo1434]

Wife: Promise. Peele: *Turns into Robert de niro*

[@amandahallman1091]

Can anybody tell me what movie he says that in? Bc I can’t find it eventho it’s a spot on De Niro impression 😂

[@anthonyc1377]

What part of the video is this in?

[@simonwheeler9502]

That's Al Pacino, not Robert De Niro

[@simonwheeler9502]

@@amandahallman1091 The movie is Donnie Brasco, it's Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

[@pauldg913]

@@simonwheeler9502 i think that was johnny depp scene in donnie brasco, but the expression is definitely robert deniro 100%

[@JordvnKelley]

Her: “Promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman” Him: **indecisive mouth clicking**

[@bdgctruz5786]

ssbblover I meannnn. Staying single for the rest of your life with no cheeks or porn 😬 sorry cant promise

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

The mouth clicking is Swahili for I promise

[@blakelowrey9620]

American Citizen it’s cheeks bro. As in “we need to raid Area 51, give us them Alien cheeks!”

[@jerellsmith2123]

@@americancitizen1885 he's talking about them big cheeks like clappin them cheeks or nutt as in snot cheeks mean on your face (smile)

[@zavdab5238]

That's a 404 error chief

[@nukleon4808]

The “fo’gedduh’baaaaaaaah” probably my favorite thing Jordan Peele has ever done

[@BraveGisgo]

Its a super rude way to say "no" so he stopped himself short hahaha

[@SBG_Arseny]

“you’re request has been filed.” Lmao 😂

[@ThePokestopPapi]

Arseny That goofy impersonation was everything 😂

[@Cynt3r]

Your*

[@user-fk6cb9en8v]

Not that hard, dude: Your = Possessive pronoun; indicating ownership/possession You're = You are; indicating you're an idiot, if you use it incorrectly

[@Soul.Is.Willing]

Your*

[@Soul.Is.Willing]

Whenever you can use the words "you are", thats when you can use "you're".

[@MrBabyStokes]

“I need to hear you say it” “It” “No say I promise...” “You promise...” 🤣💙

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

What do you promise?" "I promise what you said"

[@stupidlyhopeful]

😂

[@hass89]

The look she gives him right after is phenomenal

[@JPiddle]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brianbadonde9251]

😂😂😂👌💯

[@chewminem2044]

He even looked like DeNiro when he made the impression lol

[@yeahthatwasme3212]

Yeah, he squinted his eyes...

[@Lashrito]

Anyone who bites into a lemon looks like DeNiro

[@donaldtaylor1037]

It was good come on.

[@pinSjon79]

Yeah, he did look like him… "a little bit"

[@pavlovsfolly2538]

To be fair, she was asking a lot of him. I bet if he asked the same of her on his deathbed she’d straight up tell him no.

[@yeetus8946]

I lost it at “It’s not all about you”

[@hashimnawaz3201]

"Don't touch me right now, it's not all about you." I DIED 😂😂😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

He sounded a bit like Meegan there.

[@BIGNASTY1234556]

No she did...

[@hashimnawaz3201]

@@BIGNASTY1234556 LOL! 😂😂

[@Khangtoran]

I guess she’s still insecure after losing Jim to Pam

[@gretasjourney7450]

Yuh Tran oh my...some grudge here

[@lilchavo]

DAMMM i was fucking wondering were i seen her face b4 lmaooo

[@radhikavij5921]

Yuh Tran you nailed it bro 🤣

[@daanatin]

thats harsh 😂

[@stavrosloparnos9158]

She got chris trager

[@MaskOfCinder]

2:36 I love how he tried to dodge by saying “I promise” when it was so far removed from what she said. And she didn’t fall for it.

[@K1RTB]

Can we talk about how unreasonable her demands are? It clearly says: „till death do us part“

[@benjaminmarks8765]

Lol underrated

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Lol best one

[@ravaloulicheyo]

if she gave me all, from the first to the last, then I shall do the same, until I die myself. If she didn't, then I probably won't keep it.

[@MyHomeExperiments]

No we cant

[@azizla2029]

Fax

[@fancyfedora937]

"Is that a yes?" "Yeeeaaaa ooooo...better believe I heard what you said gurl"

[@westst31]

☠☠☠

[@BrendonLeeMartinez]

Her: Dying Him; “Don’t touch me right now, it’s not all about you” 😂😂

[@TimberGamez]

ok?

[@visualbliss9993]

Uhh alright? ^^^

[@albertnorman4136]

Hell, she's the one making it all about him being a miserable widower. Telling him not to remarry? Evil witch.

[@lordgargamel4124]

I know LOL! I was dying...

[@ShauqiSpade]

“MESSAGE RECEIVED” My favourite line ever 🤣

[@Noura-xk3wh]

Her: "promise you won't sleep with other women" Him: *speaks simlish*

[@flameraker6824]

*speaks 7th Element*

[@catchingtheshot1333]

Su Su!

[@bs6308]

“ I hear you “ “Chicky chicky check “ “Messaged received “

[@shadow19831]

"Your request has been filed"

[@peanutbutterchocolatecake6182]

“Fuh get about it”

[@handsomest1]

B S 666 likes

[@commentsenabled7983]

(Singing) "Promises are things that mothers do......"

[@SLICENSLASH]

I can so see myself saying "I hear you" in that situation, lol.

[@danman367]

"I need to hear you to say it" "It" God damnit Jordan

[@traxler4855]

Whilst finishing his previous sentence😂

[@KingNazaru]

IT chapter 2.

[@sarahburggraf907]

Please don't take God's name in vain

[@danman367]

@@sarahburggraf907 shut up

[@Bobby-dv5kr]

I noticed,he said"yes" quick, to all the questions he was willing to answer,to make up for the ones he wasn't willing to.

[@q.turner7642]

“Don’t touch me right now. This is not all about you”

[@NoName-tz7uw]

I didn't get that part. What it means?

[@simonabocheva7227]

Oh my god im crying😂😂😂😂

[@RashidMBey]

@@NoName-tz7uw She tried to soothe away his hysterical weeping, thinking it was her condition that made him like this, but he's crying because he just promised zero pornography. Hence, "this isn't all about you."

[@riki4291]

@@NoName-tz7uw so he choose to accept the promise about the no pornography instead of seeing her mom everyday lol

[@asadahmed4993]

@@RashidMBey no, it's because he didn't want to make a promise of seeing his wife's mother every day.

[@bernard7057]

Wife: is that a yes Jordan: *cartoon voice intensifies*

[@TheDanteEX]

Rashida's face and pause after he said "you promise" gets me every time.

[@bradleyjames2462]

TheDanteEX Dislike this for free subscribers kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6bEk514gLushcU

[@abdullahia.7835]

Get you what? What the fuck is wrong with you? Where's your sense of humour you dramatic little twat.

[@laceratedbythumbtacks]

@@abdullahia.7835 bro chill

[@no_peace]

2:19 lol

[@ganbramor]

Guys, we need some more people to quote the video after literally just watching it.

[@regaladoraiders]

Wife: "I needa hear you say it " Peele: it cx

[@kiki4910]

The movie?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Could have quoted "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" in there.

[@MrMrentertainerr]

“You better believe I heard what you said girl”😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blu_monstrausity_1548]

“NURSE….FIX MY WIFE!!!” *Cries* The moment you realized your biggest mistake was taking her hand in marriage! 😂🤣 Most truest skit thus far!

[@Fipsh]

"Forget it" Him: "Yes"

[@MorganWallaceMusic]

Rashida sounds like Scarlett Johansson in this.

[@Kochiru_Nouya]

Very true

[@esotericVideos]

Throughout the whole movie "her" I thought it was Rashida. And I thought "cool they are giving a bigger role to a smaller star rather than giving it to one of the typical Hollywood actresses." Needless to say I was annoyed when I saw the credits.

[@alfredconqueror4422]

@@esotericVideos lol she is a small star bc she is not that good neither good looking

[@missiontobeaman3111]

This chick is way hotter

[@d3caf_latt3]

@@missiontobeaman3111 Rashida's face is prettier, but Scarjo's body is smoking though.

[@prisonmike3665]

Technically he isn’t lying.

[@EL-tl9xx]

Prison Mike nice to see you out of the clinck

[@thefallintv906]

He cant just swear

[@alfeicozo695]

that's what she said

[@unvrknow7870]

*jim face*

[@LifeOfRy]

“Your request has been filed” is the best response out of them all.

[@abhinavsharma4197]

No air quotes... Omg this guy has some serious dodging skills 😂😂

[@bboohhmmaann]

😂😂😂

[@userndnend]

“Don’t touch me rn it’s not all about you”😂😂😂😂

[@krismatt2355]

I cracked up on that one. Something someone I know might say in that situation ...or at least think it.

[@bobobsen]

he didn't say rn

[@userndnend]

kris matt 😂😂😂

[@userndnend]

Bob Bobsen listen to it again big guy

[@bobobsen]

@@userndnend I did, he said "right now"

[@guilhermebraga9773]

These guys are awesome, my best discovery here in KZbin, got here this year only. The funniest guys around here and look at his acting... really talented, amazes me

[@jerodast]

I hear they even made a whole TV show!

[@wonpilspiano]

That "message received" had some Meegan undertones.

[@encalica853]

Meeeegan

[@Isha_Sethi]

01:53

[@kg3177]

Wonpil’s Piano Message received had me dead!

[@cheesecakelasagna]

also 3:07, "Don't touch me right now, this is not all about you."

[@addicted2tone349]

She's asking a lot.. 😂😂 I'd want my lady to move on and love again.

[@communicationbreakdown256]

bravo

[@jackal6083]

She already has buddy

[@Justin-tp1mx]

@Epoxygleu *$4,995

[@krismatt2355]

I don't think I would address those issues. It's a given. On the other end, I am not sure that I would be able to move on, ever.

[@otherworldlypaintings303]

There are some women that think that way. "I don't want him with nobody else!" Crazy...Plot twist...he got a boo on the side already 😬🤯

[@tmoon9297]

He's thinking: "I promise to carefully consider my answer with a clear anticipation of what your reaction might be without compromising a cinch of my honest integrity."

[@baloney1096]

1:40 the way he said yes😂😂

[@enockkibet9063]

Your request has been filed 😂

[@jnathan9166]

I think only half will understand what that really means 😂😭

[@danielo7985]

@@jnathan9166 does it mean he has stored the request away? I dont get it lol plz explain

[@Rain4Lyfe]

@@danielo7985 filed meaning its pending approval 😂

[@LeagueofStickmansHD]

Do you wanna develop an app?

[@nathand4353]

Forget about it ....

[@ascorpio161]

Lml at the goofy voice “ Your request has been filed” 😂

[@hafidzrusydi5462]

Her : promise you won’t look at porn Him : *ckh ckh ckh ckh check*

[@ashwin_mahajan]

She really took his soul with her.

[@Google_account2023]

"Its not all about you" he says to his dying wife i can't stop laughing

[@SelimHammi]

its the best part

[@elitemangudai1016]

shit hit the fan when she wanted him to visit her mom everyday.everything was better than fulfilling that request

[@fahisam7863]

She started with 0 energy in her voice then it intensified when she got angry 🤣🤣

[@AmaraVonCarxina]

Anger gives strength. Thats how it works in general. The strength fades afterwards leaving you weaker than before and winded o-o.

[@anti1training]

Dang he's a good actor. Feel like this is a legitimate film.

[@daniel48056]

You're missing the irony

[@anti1training]

@@daniel48056 Wdym lol?

[@theBeT95]

legitimate?

[@anti1training]

@@theBeT95 Legitimate in this context, being real.

[@TheV-Man]

Holy Shit he's actually married to gina fucking linetti

[@Eagle-z4p]

This guy took a lot of hits, but the mother-in-law finally broke his back.

[@angelfuturejob]

“Promis to visit my mom everyday?” “Zero pornography”

[@bloowri]

Done

[@tyymello4722]

"MESSAGE RECEIVED" "Yo comprende" "Your request has been filed" 😂😂😂

[@Myztyrio]

Understood

[@itzcerealz3727]

@Rahul Suthar "I understand" or "I comprehend"

[@tylercouture216]

@Rahul Suthar dumb ass

[@napoo454]

Mr. TAMW imagine calling someone a dumbass because they don’t speak spanish, you a dumb ass for having your name Mr.TAMW