Lying to Your Dying Wife (feat. Rashida Jones) - Key & Peele

A man at his dying wife’s bedside has a hard time committing to some of her requests.
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#KeyandPeele #RashidaJones

[@josephthegod3514]

After she dies: (talking to his friend) “I said biiiitch

[@Raiden1]

Hahahahahaha

[@Ayveh]

lol

[@roothlus]

You said that though?

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Joseph Vernon ha!

[@marlonsmalls6820]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Priv007]

At least he didn’t want to lie to his wife.

[@Priv007]

Cue Ball Lol right!

[@austin529]

Yes, thats something worth valuing. I'd rather here the truth than what I want to hear.

[@mrdiez8496]

RIGHT!

[@Wertsir]

But he did want to lie with not his wife.

[@TBH-nu2so]

Gotta look for those positives.

[@DerpASherpa117]

Going from glossy-eyed grief to bemused clicking upon the "no sex" request is some top tier acting.

[@Nxrreshh_]

🤣💀💯

[@Hachinana8787]

​@@Nxrreshh_😊7⅞w⁶😮1¹😅¹

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Lying At Grab

[@Robertedwinhouse38]

Didn’t scary movie do a bit like this with Charlie sheen?

[@user-dk7uk7yq5e]

Yo what is clicking? Anyone can help non-native speaker here?

[@Himanshuv94]

"message recieved" "Your request has been filed" "I hear you" Some good lines to use when you don't want to commit to someone.

[@ziyuang]

received

[@monkeymunchie9717]

Roger that

[@chrisfrench9257]

Or... you know, have the balls to be real with the people care about. I'd have put a stop to those bullshit requests. In fact, she'd already know not to say those ridiculous things because she'd understand how I roll with that kind of shit.

[@gowrishankarkn1465]

@@chrisfrench9257 it's not that deep

[@Wertsir]

Forget about it!

[@a.p.6301]

*mezzage rezeeved* 🤣

[@christophermendoza6936]

A . P . That was my favorite part lmaooo

[@Khordmaster]

Lmao

[@nickolasjimenez1277]

A . P . 😂

[@Nicolasjenzen]

Best part hahahaha!

[@johnnyboy12029]

@Juan Cortez Muro stop advertising please thank u

[@masterstepz9800]

She basically tried to make No-Nut November into No-Nut Forever.

[@gautamgautamsuresh1218]

Bruh she basically asked to cut off his popsicle

[@glipk]

lol

[@SSS-ie6mh]

You pretty much have to be a Nutcase Forever to do that.

[@ninepuchar1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lazyunlucky420]

He’s still allowed to do it with Her on his mind, so Its not a no-nut anything

[@shadowspector3611]

“I need to hear you say it.” “It.”

[@michaczarnocki181]

you promise :d

[@slimskink88]

I laughed so hard when he said "Zero pornography" in response to being asked to visit her mom. 😂

[@Chemicalkinetics]

Exactly.

[@nofurtherwest3474]

I don't get it

[@Chemicalkinetics]

@@nofurtherwest3474 It means he chose the lesser of the two evils. Not seeing porn is less of a punishment to him than to visit her mom.

[@IAssolantVencato]

​@@nofurtherwest3474 you are one very lucky person

[@nofurtherwest3474]

@@Chemicalkinetics ohhhh lol

[@Guenevere333]

“Your request has been filed” lol

[@Connoctowl]

forgeeeeeeeeeh abouuuuuuuuu

[@niko-im8nl]

“Meszage reseeved”

[@pogs347]

I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@adamarens3520]

He said like Goofy too 😌

[@supremecourt4131]

(...) filed and denied.

[@jakson2050]

He lied. Then she died. *Consequences*

[@GIl_cepeda]

Nice reference

[@kylebrown7968]

Dead

[@angelopellicci179]

IT Chapter 2 reference? Plus the consequences reference

[@Halosar]

Sbeve

[@OreoVII]

I heard it in the exact tone you referenced 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HoovyTube]

2:08 his inner Robert Deniro just popped througg

[@yashovardhansaksena7552]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tmoney0212]

hahahaa

[@AussieInDistortedworld]

Lol

[@thewhitesheep4156]

OMG BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHA

[@user-dr7iq3ic9e]

I died when I saw this reply and watched it over

[@Stupidestvideos]

“Message received” thought that would be the funniest quote of the video then 5 seconds later… “Your request has been filed” I lost it

[@Volatilevinnie]

Lmao, he's wishing he was the one on the death bed now.

[@jello788]

More like he's not gonna do what she asked because she a control freak lmao

[@thestoryteller371]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@djbrec]

“Don’t touch me right now, this isn’t all about you” 😆😆😆😆😆

[@srenmadsen1947]

Hahahha yeah!

[@killsync2130]

Thedirtygardenhoe 100% true in this case, given how controlling and selfish she’s being without even realizing it. 😉

[@namechanges5359]

Kill Sync YOU BIGOTED ARROGANT UNEDUCATED SWINE, I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD!!! 😉

[@killsync2130]

Older General Skywalker yes but Star Wars is so lame tho. Why is this?

[@killsync2130]

Couch Flex I felt that.

[@Laughy-Flaaffy]

I’m surprised this skit isn’t more popular considering how genius it is

[@juanpaynor2647]

It's actually a rip off of a scene in scary movie 4.

[@reydefuego34525]

@@juanpaynor2647 yup and they did it better

[@Chemicalkinetics]

Maybe also because half of the population (women) do not appreciate it? :)

[@debuthunter5389]

@@juanpaynor2647 - Scary Movie 3 I think, with Charlie Sheen.

[@PolskiProdigy]

12 million views?

[@Icemann89]

I love her reaction to his 'You promise' at 2:20. It's so subtle and perfect.

[@9Kualalumpur]

I think she was holding back a laugh

[@Icemann89]

@@9Kualalumpur No, it was part of the skit. At first, she was confused and then slightly angry.

[@randomt800kiddo2]

she did that alot in parks and rec

[@ramisgoogleacc702]

plot twist: she survives and they have an interesting conversation afterwards

[@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987]

Oh hell no

[@chrissolace]

I’d watch that

[@RMBH2498]

I'd like that sequel 😂

[@rakhishukla2177]

And she finds his por...

[@seethlaemmert5175]

F'ing hilarious

[@ShowOut1nk]

“Your Request has been filed” lmao wtf Jordan

[@rebeccaball209]

That one got me 😂

[@redjammie8342]

my fav too

[@hrithiksurya2302]

I know his voice right. That was crazy.

[@BritSparks]

Lmaooooo

[@puiazaidarhzauva9928]

That one made lol hard! Haha

[@werdna1969]

That’s the most honest man I have ever seen.

[@Argo123]

The funniest part for me is when he ask the nurse instead of the doctor to fix his wife

[@Innocuous1]

Well, a nurse is always going to be around while a doctor would only be there once or twice a day and with any acute changes.

[@danagibbs3265]

Wow, normally you can tell when Key is just wearing a wig and makeup, but this time it looks real af

[@death2denemy]

Wasnt this Peele?? Key is not on the skit..

[@threezus7740]

@@death2denemy The joke was that Rashida Jones is actually just Key because he can portray almost anyone lol

[@death2denemy]

@@threezus7740 oh.. I didnt catch that.. tnx anyway..😁😁

[@nofatchxplzthx]

the fact that this joke wooshed over so many people's heads is mindblowing to me

[@Uzodesign]

@@memefief8527 No, it wasn't. It's a joke.

[@xenodice13]

"I need to hear you say it." "It." I lost it.

[@kickdowndoors]

xenodice13 I found it

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

What'd you lose?

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

@@kickdowndoors what'd you find?

[@emanob1503]

@@kickdowndoors Where did you find it at?

[@moneyjoe8133]

Hassan Bajwa and how’d you find it?

[@jasonlilly9704]

Both Key and Peele have this amazing ability to kill it in the last few seconds of a skit.

[@asabovesobelow8680]

She got a lot of energy for someone "dying"

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Damn this dying woman has a some major requests. IDK girl, IDK.

[@kennethnewman2706]

ThinWhiteAxe yeah major requests, hell he still have a whole life to live

[@excitedcat9517]

ThinWhiteAxe 0:48 I suppose that's...reasonable... 1:10 *OKAY HOLD ON!!!!*

[@iisnipezii4352]

david johnson eww nigga

[@nodinitiative]

Reminded me of Scary Movie 3.

[@JP-ut3jw]

@@beenieweenie1986 Do you say that weird shit in person?

[@phantomthief2311]

This isn’t even a request anymore... she’s just trying to take him down with her.

[@rabindranaththakur8514]

I saw 0 replies. So thought of leaving 1

[@xiRePeNTx]

@@rabindranaththakur8514 Thank you :)

[@loki9644]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ravindrakumarshrivastava7805]

@@rabindranaththakur8514 ok

[@MARYSSON22]

Yeah?? Well she would be 4ever disappointed fuckin' wit me lmaoooo

[@grahaltmills472]

Fine, zero pornography😂😂

[@hakimshahibollah5148]

Art of negotiation

[@kalebdaniels6784]

"promise me you wont ever sleep with another woman" "T T T T T T T T T"

[@jesusvazquez326]

Kaleb Daniels loool

[@akshitaveda5808]

🤣😂 I heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr you!😭😭😭😭

[@user-kg9tu1zx5e]

"and that you won't look at porn."

[@Quintessential.96]

I hear youuuuu!!

[@altdelete7696]

That one is rough ta throw on the guy. So i gotta be lonely n single n my child motherless jus cuz ur cell couldnt fix themselves?! At least let's have a discussion don't just demand it lol!

[@dgray7537]

This is when you ask the nurse to double the morphine.

[@klarastern5597]

ey -.-

[@thephantom85]

OH WTF

[@jumpstreet2425]

Nope

[@HippieJoe]

doesn't seem like that dark joke is gonna get a lot of likes from the ladies lol

[@janelle1563]

You know..... sometimes it’s tuff😂

[@JoezBro]

I just watched a deathbed scene in a tv-show, where the man said "I promise" to something touching, and all I could think of was "checkedy-check" and burst into laughter. Damn you, Key & Peele, for ruining these moments.

[@Michael1996311]

My wife died 2 years ago and i said the same thing “ your request has been filed “ when she ask if i was gonna take care of her plants lol . I eventually did but its just funny

[@jw4277]

Lmao my wife died a couple years back too!

[@dawudhasan5960]

Lol

[@juniornotnice4541]

Bros... I’m sorry

[@twoprayingbuddhas892]

I dont know but that is funny and sad at the same time

[@emiliofariolivecchioli2861]

Wait are you the Daredevil

[@stefansmyname215]

"Don't touch me, it's not all about you" as she's dying lmao

[@JJ-me3oj]

😁😁

[@privatemasterminds3649]

Well, with demands like that might as well be dead too so it's only fair 😁😁

[@colinmoran9807]

Wow you just understood comedy

[@stefansmyname215]

minevin pingvin oh okay, nice videos tho a lot of views👌🏼

[@Madaragun]

Yeah but she's not dead yet though. Everyone will die someday she is just ungrateful

[@ineur8780]

she says these requests like she going on vacation for a week

[@cgamejewels]

Ikr😂😂😂😂

[@nocturnalnoble1454]

The forever vacation

[@bobryant9875]

@@nocturnalnoble1454 cursed

[@ilovetowatchmemeseveryday6014]

Women.

[@fimmt684]

Facts

[@baloney1096]

1:40 the way he said yes😂😂

[@nukleon4808]

The “fo’gedduh’baaaaaaaah” probably my favorite thing Jordan Peele has ever done

[@sebjornsprauten1406]

Its a super rude way to say "no" so he stopped himself short hahaha

[@rigoguzman4195]

“Is that a yes?” *goofy voice* “your request, has been filed” 😂🤪

[@anthonybammer9631]

Ffffffffagetabouuuuu.....it.. 😂😂😂😂

[@twoviolets]

HAHAHAHA

[@Itsprincesweets]

Mezage rezieved

[@gwordly23]

LMAO

[@karlislagzdins4556]

Is that a promise*

[@oops.4970]

"your request has been filed" "Say you promise" "Forget about iiiiiiiit"

[@krisrose1518]

That shit made me laugh so hard

[@BiggieCheeto]

wow such an awesome and thoughtful comment how did you come up with it?

[@oops.4970]

@@BiggieCheeto not sure. How does one come up with the name Chet 💇

[@BiggieCheeto]

@@oops.4970 @Boosh You, now get this, *THINK* about the whitest name possible. Now I know what you're saying, "But bro I don't know how to think, my best comeback was questioning the fakest sounding name on earth," but it really isn't that hard man. Maybe someday you'll stop quoting the video in the same comment section.

[@oops.4970]

@@BiggieCheeto you actually think I thought your name was real? Oh man.. no

[@missytempleman4793]

Thanks for everything you do! You guys are hilarious.

[@guilhermebraga9773]

These guys are awesome, my best discovery here in KZbin, got here this year only. The funniest guys around here and look at his acting... really talented, amazes me

[@jerodast]

I hear they even made a whole TV show!

[@bradhuygens]

"Your request has been filed" I lost it when he said that

[@thewordsmith5440]

404

[@wildmercuryfilms]

bradhuygens “I lost it” is officially meaningless

[@bradhuygens]

@@wildmercuryfilms You're probably right. I was going to just post the quote, but I don't really like seeing all these comments that are just quotes from the video

[@bradshank2186]

Goofy

[@AriesDusk]

@@wildmercuryfilms bradhuygens both you uncultured swine probably don't know this. But the buzz phrase one of you used and the other complained about is from an internet game. Where if you laugh, you lose, the idea being preventing ultimately makes things funnier. When you lost you would say "lost" or "lost it at X" the what being the game your playing. Gtfo my face with your mindlessly repeating phrases you don't know the meaning of, and your ignorance to a now common if not popular phrase on the internet

[@radhikavij5921]

She hasn’t gotten over with the insecurities of Jim leaving her for Pam.

[@okumurax8839]

"according to Jim"?✨

[@mosesmakaveli3053]

Lmaoooo I knew it was her!!

[@diaryofapoet1927]

@@mosesmakaveli3053 k

[@aforerunner1773]

Chaunt L kk

[@forthesubs5357]

Such a underrated comment

[@amandahallman1091]

NgL, this had me doing DeNiro impressions in the mirror afterwards 🤨😄🥴😏

[@theCathers]

“Don’t touch me right now...it’s not all about you”

[@glaucomflecken]

😂😂

[@Regimeshifts]

cold

[@camilotristancho6393]

That's the best line 😂😂

[@Mardiiin]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SlyFunkyMonkey]

No nut forever is tough.

[@montaroxyx2913]

I lost it when he said: " Your request has been filed"

[@widowmaker4097]

LMFAO

[@Wertsir]

Furgetaboutit.

[@funkydixieland4055]

me 2!

[@WithoutReward]

😂

[@284Winchester]

“It’s not all about you” 😂

[@whitebear224]

"It's not all about you" i cant---😂😭😭😭

[@ToraAI]

At least he's honest. He's not lying. Most people would just say yes to everything.. xD

[@speakingtruths4215]

Dante In The Dark It’s physically impossible to be married more than 3 years and not masturbate to someone other than your wife. I’m sure it happens all of the time and no one obviously admits it.

[@chrisjfox8715]

This same joke was in Scary Movie 3

[@dxcSOUL]

Honesty is not always the best policy.

[@ch-17vevo55]

Speaking Truths well that’s certainly not true

[@pythios8982]

I mean u aint wrong tho lmao

[@austinbowman5130]

Her: “will you at least promise to see my mom everyday” Him: “so zero pornography, done.”

[@gustavofajardo5509]

ahaha that was my favorite part

[@agamerjourney9146]

Lol

[@MrBalancelight]

Ok I don't quite get it. Its that means he prefers no pornography but not seeing his wife's mom everyday?

[@notyouraveragejoe7003]

Mr K he would prefer to NOT watch porno than to see his mother in law.

[@linonator]

Mr K Yea, it means he’d give up pornography over seeing her mom.. it just emphasizes how much he doesn’t want to be around her mom

[@lavettacannon3138]

A MasterClass in comedy!!!❤️

[@ShauqiSpade]

“MESSAGE RECEIVED” My favourite line ever 🤣

[@armandoguerra7658]

Every time he cries i remember the “THOSE ARE SOME MANLY TEARS”

[@Eddy-dn1jx]

I always think of the burned guy stand up It buuuuuurns. Aahhhhaaaahaaaaahaaaaa

[@phillipwilliams3437]

Aight let's go sale some crack

[@ronarprefect7709]

Dat was a weird sneeze right dere!

[@noelguerrero7353]

And den and den and den and dah ahhhh bwahhhhhhh

[@AbdealiSaria]

@@noelguerrero7353 ain't nothing funny about that

[@troymcclure9088]

"MESSAGE RECEIVED." I'm gonna start using that..

[@HappyDude1]

Your request has been filed Is better 😁 its like the goverment saying f u in your face

[@hunter2442]

Peele always cracks me up!! he is a comedic genius! 🤣🤣

[@joshuaherrera439]

She was asking for too much 😭 😂

[@scillaburton7160]

"Promise me no pornography" Jordan: *Speaking Simlish*

[@mrsdramaqueen3]

Scilla Burton LOL SIMLISH!!

[@jamaalsq8134]

He said “Wassup Obama Baby”

[@maliksims4215]

@@VetaPhoenix let me get those digits then beautiful

[@Felishamois]

@@maliksims4215 boi what a nasty ass comment yours is

[@omarkarim2280]

Zuzu!

[@brownjordan0523]

I lost my shit when she asked him to never to sleep with another woman and his response was "I...hear you."

[@liamdohertyj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shinsc8061]

@@liamdohertyj tsk tsk tsk tskkk

[@mimi.w667]

Lmfaooo this shit was foullllllllllll🤣 like nigga she dying

[@seeaddy001]

I was taking a drink at the time and almost drowned my laptop with coke.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@missperfectluxury7630]

I remember asking my ex bf if he would find someone new if i died and he said he has to move on eventually,welp he is an ex for a reason

[@vivavaldez87]

1:18 - it's the zombie extra!!! Continuity :)

[@blu_monstrausity_1548]

“NURSE….FIX MY WIFE!!!” *Cries* The moment you realized your biggest mistake was taking her hand in marriage! 😂🤣 Most truest skit thus far!

[@liban1277]

"forget about it" that Robert De Niro impression is hillarious

[@torrorico]

He fcking nailed it, big time

[@kylonjones5678]

When he said that it reminded me that cartoon called fugget about it

[@garibayja123]

Lost it at that part 😂😂

[@deepsleepoperative9055]

For some that reminded me of Silvio Dante from The Sopranos...

[@acharich]

🎯🎯🎯

[@huss1205]

Wrong title, he never lied actually, he avoided promising things he can't do, that's an honest decent dude right there...

[@mrb2643]

If you don't Wana lie or tell the truth stay silent

[@boaplitas101]

@@mrb2643 that doesn't work. Her: "Promise me you wont sleep with another woman" You: ... Her: "why arent you saying anything?" Well done buddy. You solved it.

[@Voidaken]

@@boaplitas101 Well, yeah. It was solved. You don't lie nor tell the truth that way. Nobody said anything about making the situation go away.

[@boaplitas101]

​@@Voidaken you're a big idiot. If you dont say anything at all, its equal to just admitting that you wont do what she wants. She will 100% either question you again, or assume that you wont do what she said because you said NOTHING. Changing the topic or avoiding answering the question directly may work in the moment - but being silent wouldn't even work for a second. You have met a woman before? Not saying anything at all is worse than just saying no. It wouldn't solve anything - it would make you look bad, like you don't want to tell the truth but you're obviously not on her side. Peele shows you exactly what to do in this situation if you don't want to lie. Take note.

[@Voidaken]

@@boaplitas101 You just highlighted yourself as the actual moron with how triggered you got over a complete misreading. You just proved me right by saying exactly what I told you. Good job, smooth brain.

[@michaelluby3297]

These guys are brilliant. I look at all of their skits just to see what ideas they come up with! I am not even looking for laughs!

[@chapouteur]

She is basically saying: " promise me you'l never be happy again" What a nice wifey

[@josephsanchez7349]

I died when he hit the Robert deniro “forgeeet abouuut it” lmao

[@TheVandamfan]

My favorite bit lool

[@czakialczikemwi]

It's Al Pacino not De Niro

[@josephsanchez7349]

@@czakialczikemwi no it isnt u idiot

[@icecool4125]

@@josephsanchez7349 It is Al Pacino actually. Him and Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco

[@levisandoval8952]

It’s not al Pacino. He’s just saying forget about it while mimicking Robert deniros face

[@theraptor8096]

"promise to meet my mother everyday" "Done 0 pornography"

[@user-hb7vj4qg1g]

so out of the 601 likes no one has commented on nor realized @the raptor made a simple spelling error "eeryday" guess quarantine has really gotten to a lot of people. ( I am not putting down his mental capacity I'm just saying how surprised I am by 601 likes and no comments)

[@xvaldez3284]

I like how he starts crying after that cause I he just committed to never nutting again and brushes her hand away cause she thinks hes crying over her dying but he straight up tells her it's not all about you

[@JL-zo1wd]

Gamma Bat if by quarantine getting to people you mean "less petty," "less of a stickler," or "less of an a-hole," then god i sure hope so

[@turglow]

Gamma Bat bro what is wrong with you

[@xvaldez3284]

@@JL-zo1wd nah as soon as quarantine started people turned the asshole/entitled dial all the way up. Anyone that works in fast food could tell you that.

[@zbsishrth3734]

Your request has been filed

[@faceface6443]

I laugh everytime I come across this one, the changes he goes through in 3 min's & the Deniro look kills me.

[@hipporage18]

“Oh, Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.”

[@MiraShards]

hipporage18 Annnn Perkins!

[@thalukesta2112]

@@MiraShards Chris Traeger!

[@MiraShards]

ThaLukesta 2112 he is “litrally” my favourite character!

[@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504]

@@thalukesta2112 you like rush don't you?

[@thalukesta2112]

@@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 how'd you know?

[@jwishify]

So no one is gonna mention his spot on Robert Dinero "Forget about it" impression!?!?

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

The face was so spot on, lol.

[@jondunmore4268]

That's because it's so built into the culture that EVERYONE knows what it is already, and are not younger than 30 like you.

[@Mazortan]

Dinero? Seriously?

[@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr]

That's a easy one tho.

[@joeya.4309]

@@Mazortan yep, that's his mexican cousin

[@Salman.khan786]

The “No air quotes!” Sent me 😂

[@adnanasghar1087]

If talking about pure comedy... This is one of the best skits lol.

[@ShadowDemon44]

Is the wife dying or the husband? Looks like the husband.

[@danieldaw1778]

Well she's dying, and she seems intent on taking him with her.

[@nooneinparticular9837]

Prolly a joint effort.

[@bLaKeAnThOnY0]

Guybrush Threepwood takes nerve to call him the fool lmao

[@adriamaral300]

Lol. That is alot of requests before leaving the planet.

[@byooob]

@Guybrush Threepwood I hope you're as sarcastic as the comment you replied to..

[@chewminem2044]

He even looked like DeNiro when he made the impression lol

[@yeahthatwasme3212]

Yeah, he squinted his eyes...

[@Lashrito]

Anyone who bites into a lemon looks like DeNiro

[@donaldtaylor1037]

It was good come on.

[@pinSjon79]

Yeah, he did look like him… "a little bit"

[@EazzyBeezie]

“Message received” 🤖 Lmfao 😂

[@Commanderfox945]

A lot of people can’t even keep these promises when their wife is still alive.

[@Lymbe06]

You mean not looking at pornography or masturbate? Fine, cheating it is.

[@TheAlphaMale29]

@@Jadzebra lol who hurt you?

[@truehistory8440]

Well duh, not sure many people visit their spouse's mom every day.

[@HomerSimpson-sm5mk]

TheAlphaMale29 you’re name makes you look like you play fortnite and want to look cool

[@TheAlphaMale29]

@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk lol, leave me alone bro, I made it in Jr. High like 10 years ago, and I don't know how to change it. You're not wrong though, it's pretty bad😂

[@pnk0tsu]

“So zero pornography DONE” “NURSE FIX MY WIFE”

[@zargon6919]

I didn't really understand that part

[@suned3128]

asib sadr He didn’t want to lose her so he can still watch porn.

[@ZzDarkShadowKnightzZ]

He would rather choose not to watch porn than seeing her mother everyday. Then he realizes if she's still alive he can watches porns.

[@TodaysSpecialMinis]

@@zargon6919 LOL - she asked him to promise to stop watching porn. He couldn't. Then she asked him to promise to visit her mom everyday. He probably hates his mother-in-law. Giving up porn would be easier than visiting his mother-in-law everyday so he said, "zero pornography? DONE!" He called for the nurse so she could adjust his wife's meds - maybe make her go back to sleep as she's torturing him with her unreasonable dying wishes.

[@Brastius]

@Izaan ur rehman message? It's a comedy skit dude. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[@ashwin_mahajan]

She really took his soul with her.

[@brute8624]

Your request has been filed. Lmao 😆🤣

[@danman367]

"I need to hear you to say it" "It" God damnit Jordan

[@traxler4855]

Whilst finishing his previous sentence😂

[@KingNazaru]

IT chapter 2.

[@sarahburggraf907]

Please don't take God's name in vain

[@danman367]

@@sarahburggraf907 shut up

[@MorganWallaceMusic]

Rashida sounds like Scarlett Johansson in this.

[@Kochiru_Nouya]

Very true

[@esotericVideos]

Throughout the whole movie "her" I thought it was Rashida. And I thought "cool they are giving a bigger role to a smaller star rather than giving it to one of the typical Hollywood actresses." Needless to say I was annoyed when I saw the credits.

[@alfredconqueror4422]

@@esotericVideos lol she is a small star bc she is not that good neither good looking

[@missiontobeaman3111]

This chick is way hotter

[@d3caf_latt3]

@@missiontobeaman3111 Rashida's face is prettier, but Scarjo's body is smoking though.

[@John-tc7yp]

He is the most honest man in the world😂

[@rayray44325]

1:50 - 2:03 i replayed this part so many times and it never fails to make me laugh...

[@JordvnKelley]

Her: “Promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman” Him: **indecisive mouth clicking**

[@bdgctruz5786]

ssbblover I meannnn. Staying single for the rest of your life with no cheeks or porn 😬 sorry cant promise

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

The mouth clicking is Swahili for I promise

[@blakelowrey9620]

American Citizen it’s cheeks bro. As in “we need to raid Area 51, give us them Alien cheeks!”

[@jerellsmith2123]

@@americancitizen1885 he's talking about them big cheeks like clappin them cheeks or nutt as in snot cheeks mean on your face (smile)

[@zavdab5238]

That's a 404 error chief

[@SABERWOLF5003]

Wife: “Promise me you will never sleep with another woman” Peele: I hear you. Me: LMAO.

[@eajiodoful]

FRITZ HEMMERLING lmaao I’m dying over here🤣😂🤣😂

[@YourPalHDee]

Wow, what an exciting journey. You watched the video and laughed, nice 😉

[@wildmercuryfilms]

FRITZ HEMMERLING I “hear” you

[@Adrianlovesmusic]

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUUUUUUEHEHEHEHEUYEUHEUHEUHEUEHAHHAHAHASA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAKLKAKAJLKAJJLKAJKAHUA

[@muji273]

cringe

[@rekcusdoo]

"It's not all about you" had me rolling on the floor. lmao

[@quixtovity7508]

The de Niro impression cracked me up

[@Novacification]

She looks amazing for someone who is about to die

[@li-23]

She's Ann freakin Perkins, she'd look amazing any time

[@davidjohnson5635]

Brain tumor

[@jhonahnee5294]

Yah she fine

[@Ethan-en2ij]

Liam Hunter 👉🏻 *Ann Perkins* 👉🏻

[@YepsMr]

Liam Hunter youve clearly never seen someone thats about to die (not suicide)

[@Khangtoran]

I guess she’s still insecure after losing Jim to Pam

[@gretasjourney7450]

Yuh Tran oh my...some grudge here

[@lilchavo]

DAMMM i was fucking wondering were i seen her face b4 lmaooo

[@radhikavij5921]

Yuh Tran you nailed it bro 🤣

[@daanatin]

thats harsh 😂

[@stavrosloparnos9158]

She got chris trager

[@RobiM0717]

He said it's not all about you lmao!!!🤣🤣😂 so mean lol!!

[@ethanfreeman1106]

I'm still laughing every time i watch this 😂😂

[@patricksolo1434]

Wife: Promise. Peele: *Turns into Robert de niro*

[@amandahallman1091]

Can anybody tell me what movie he says that in? Bc I can’t find it eventho it’s a spot on De Niro impression 😂

[@anthonyc1377]

What part of the video is this in?

[@simonwheeler9502]

That's Al Pacino, not Robert De Niro

[@simonwheeler9502]

@@amandahallman1091 The movie is Donnie Brasco, it's Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

[@pauldg913]

@@simonwheeler9502 i think that was johnny depp scene in donnie brasco, but the expression is definitely robert deniro 100%

[@bs6308]

“ I hear you “ “Chicky chicky check “ “Messaged received “

[@shadow19831]

"Your request has been filed"

[@peanutbutterchocolatecake6182]

“Fuh get about it”

[@handsomest1]

B S 666 likes

[@commentsenabled7983]

(Singing) "Promises are things that mothers do......"

[@SLICENSLASH]

I can so see myself saying "I hear you" in that situation, lol.

[@Hagop64]

Would have loved to see more Rashida Jones in Key and Peele skits.

[@whitefox6277]

"What are you promising?" "I promised what you said." Lmafoo🤣🤣

[@BrendonLeeMartinez]

Her: Dying Him; “Don’t touch me right now, it’s not all about you” 😂😂

[@TimberGamez]

ok?

[@visualbliss9993]

Uhh alright? ^^^

[@albertnorman4136]

Hell, she's the one making it all about him being a miserable widower. Telling him not to remarry? Evil witch.

[@lordgargamel4124]

I know LOL! I was dying...

[@chamilleon]

*Legend says that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

[@FatherManus]

2:36 I love how he tried to dodge by saying “I promise” when it was so far removed from what she said. And she didn’t fall for it.

[@hashimnawaz3201]

"Don't touch me right now, it's not all about you." I DIED 😂😂😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

He sounded a bit like Meegan there.

[@BIGNASTY1234556]

No she did...

[@hashimnawaz3201]

@@BIGNASTY1234556 LOL! 😂😂

[@MrBabyStokes]

“I need to hear you say it” “It” “No say I promise...” “You promise...” 🤣💙

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

What do you promise?" "I promise what you said"

[@stupidlyhopeful]

😂

[@hass89]

The look she gives him right after is phenomenal

[@JPiddle]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brianbadonde9251]

😂😂😂👌💯

[@pavlovsfolly2538]

To be fair, she was asking a lot of him. I bet if he asked the same of her on his deathbed she’d straight up tell him no.