Wendell May Not Really Be Addicted to Sex - Key & Peele

[@cyclonus01]

It's not his fault. He's still grieving and dealing with Claire's death. She died tragically in a drive-by shooting.

[@robwagner4615]

Best answer yet

[@abdullatifzero]

Drive-thru*

[@starkidforlife136]

Fashionable Skeleton drive-by**

[@lucashutchings4936]

Pizza man probably hang them self already

[@starkidforlife136]

Fashionable Skeleton oh im dumb

[@broken8547]

this is the adult equivalent of “you wouldn’t know her she goes to another school”

[@brandygee9954]

😆

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

What?

[@brandygee9954]

@@b2kzangelalwayz Imaginary boyfriends/girlfriends when confronted.

[@Nicki1969able]

🤣🤣🤣

[@imnotgayyy8489]

@@cisco1899 I'm 34 and still pretend I have a gf!!

[@ebeeebee1]

Wish that guy didn’t interrupt him, I really wanted hear what he did to the 3rd and 4th slice

[@neginf.7639]

🤣😂

[@monke8053]

Yo, same man..

[@uncleterryreal]

All the facts 💀💀💀

[@kdesano8]

He probably did something.. "sexualeh".

[@kal-elofkrypton8584]

STOP IT... LMAO

[@M1989C0]

I understand Jordan's reasons for deciding not to act anymore, taking on more directing roles but my god what a shame. How do people not talk about his range and versatility more?! He is an absolute genius.

[@pawelzabicki7785]

They should have returned as the comedy is dead right now, and their comedic abilities are just brilliant.

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

Agreed. Just his vocal range and variability alone is amazing.

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

@Cian versatile, adj. 1. a) competent in many things; able to turn easily from one subject or occupation to another; many-sided b) adaptable to many uses or functions

[@ashtonandkylievideos2929]

@Cian Wendell is not the hollywood sequel doctor

[@kishascape]

He doesn’t have time with all the sex and cheese pizzas he’s having.

[@michaelxu193]

Isn’t this the guy that ordered a pizza alone on his couch for his “party”?

[@unknowjlm]

Yeah that's Claire 's friend with benefits.

[@markperalta7722]

Yeah hes the one that hit claire SEXUALLY

[@MrBabyStokes]

What do you mean “alone” his boy Hugo was there lol

[@daescape6835]

Wait let me gouged the room ....😂😂😂

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Yea they use a lot of recurring characters in different skits.

[@teddyr9125]

However he IS addicted to extra large pepperoni pizzas with pineapple and cheesy crust

[@mr.eeggbert1340]

And cheesey bread on the side

[@DfRaid]

Or chinese food if the pizza place happens to have another crush on his 4/10 friend.

[@riotman3579]

Damn sounds like a good time

[@dancingdeath3113]

Ew pinapple

[@pamshairexpo3892]

Lol 🤣😂

[@nikushakupreishvili3229]

“Body 10/10 Face 10/10 That’s my weakness.”

[@69mickswagg]

That makes more sense comedy wise. That's actually hilarious. I thought he said body tan, face tan. Not as funny.

[@jevinnnhaha1541]

Oh ya i jus seen subtitles lol

[@b0ssboi762]

@@theonethingwealladore he didn't

[@jaimelannister1797]

He said ten

[@KingoftheJuice18]

That's sooo freaky.

[@dylanmcmanus702]

“What about the girl?” “What girl? Oh the girl yeah, she was there too” 😂😂

[@slowgoprecious8993]

There was no girl 😂

[@biggussdickuss6123]

The stabben cabben

[@AY-qy4jn]

@@slowgoprecious8993 omg your right i watched it again. You must be a scientist for harvard

[@TheJoker-bz3ms]

@@AY-qy4jn you mean a professor?

[@AY-qy4jn]

@@TheJoker-bz3ms nope i said scientist because it indicates a genius while i also said harvard which also indicates a genius so my joke was talking of a double genius to sarcastically point out the double stupid nature of the original comment. Catchin my drift?

[@Travisej2]

Give him a break guys. Wife died in drive-by and his son jumped out the window (suicide). He’s distraught

[@MisterPotter]

There's also one where Wendell does surgery to lose fat but it's not on youtube yet it seems.

[@jaimelannister1797]

Jorge Castillo R.I.P Stimpy

[@elyonkunda6772]

aRe yU stUPid?

[@spicycombatsports3961]

CONSEQUENCES

[@cabbiefps]

STIMPY NO

[@johnrudowski4974]

"what about the girl?" "What girl?....oh... Yeah, she was there too"

[@Animalencounters12-777]

😂😂

[@misakamikoto8785]

But did you say Bitch though.

[@mbritt38]

😂😂

[@jiten9843]

@@remeez3169 what? No. You're wrong about him. Also why? Why here?

[@rashadhassan3732]

@@remeez3169 STFU

[@2007HondaFitSport]

"I'm so happy you came" is probably a terrible thing to say as a sex addiction counselor

[@poo-tinthedwarfbunkerb1tch535]

"Consequences"......

[@HollcomeTook]

Oh my god, I didn't catch that. That's hilarious :D

[@FoxMaster]

Can you explain?

[@ifuckinghatebots7114]

@@FoxMaster 4:06

[@FoxMaster]

@@ifuckinghatebots7114 oh i feel stupid now

[@Rmsssssssssss]

I want a whole season with Wendell being the main character.

[@juliadplume3097]

Funny if they made a movie with all their characters in it.

[@telphex4471]

Reddit, the tv show

[@VeesamYo]

Me too..my favorite. So hilarious

[@jamie8032]

All the fixings, you name it.

[@cult_horror_junkie8144]

Shit I just want another season of the show

[@kermitthefrog427]

“Upstairs, downstairs, all around the town stairs”

[@Kagekid01]

Kermit the Frog as you do

[@silverhawk8699]

Big fan, Mr. Kermit. And yeah I'm saving that phrase for later🤣

[@tehArgento]

Sexually, ofcourse.

[@boodro2122]

😂😂😂😂

[@mikailthomas1466]

As ya do.

[@Namster05]

"First slice, crust first" Yeah, he got a problem

[@JJ-iu5hl]

Not if it's cheesy crust. You can eat that either way first

[@AnArtInEveryLabor]

Old school stuffed-crust fans might remember it initially launched alongside a promotion for Crash Bandicoot. In addition to getting some genuinely fantastic demo disks with your order of pizza, you also got little lines from Crash about your food stamped on the box. One of those said he always eats his stuffed-crust pizzas crust-first and, if you were a kid in the 90s, best believe you'd eat your pizza however Crash Bandicoot tells you. Good times.

[@SandyRed881]

Yeah crust first? Good grief!😂😂😂

[@Mark-im8hl]

First slice, crust first, everybody knows the rules

[@tksaint8429]

I don’t why it’s so weird?? Like I always eat my pizza crust first don’t matter what kind of crust cause the crust to me is the bland part and I eat that first to eat the good stuff last.

[@mbokish]

"You name it, I've donst it." - Wendell

[@alfajorcin]

Donst!

[@akuskus]

I have draxxed them sklounst.

[@Darealkush8]

😂 . kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJW5oH-ErcR7jbc

[@zuluprincesss]

Best lickity split quote🔥

[@AlexWyattDrums]

“Upstairs, downstairs, all around the townstairs.” 😂

[@palimdragonmaster3k]

Or! All around the town, stares 👀

[@NitroRonin23]

As you do

[@saurav_advait]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathancue1584]

😂😂😂 I hollered

[@Paolo8772]

One foot, tow foot whatcha gonna do foot. Don't know who wrote the lyrics but Joe Raposo wrote the music and sung it, on "feet" which premiered premiering February 1972 on Sesame Street.

[@WendzDarKnight08]

“All the bells and whistles, you name it I dunst it.” - Wendell

[@DroneShotzFPV]

Draxx Dem Sklounst

[@illidelphian1508]

Deluxe model ed bassmaster. "Bells n whistles" lol

[@MrJizzinmypantz]

@@DroneShotzFPV I say that all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about

[@DroneShotzFPV]

@@MrJizzinmypantz only boring people wouldn't understand

[@makade.miigwan]

🤣

[@Ebizzill]

Wendell is actually brilliant. He aint getting none, so he'll find the place where the people can't control themselves.

[@pmarreck]

Ebizzill When you’re hungry, you find the barrel with the fish in it 😂

[@incognitoblack8661]

And then proceeded to be picky “ let’s see what blondes have to say first”

[@Ebizzill]

@@incognitoblack8661 i mean... a person still has his/her preference.

[@the_creed7969]

Ebizzill Beggars can’t be choosers amigo.

[@jordyjohn2275]

Nah these people can smell a faker miles off

[@tigorelloensil3676]

“What about the girl?” “What girl? Oh yea”

[@MinecraftJesusGaming]

She was there too

[@darrylruiz1618]

That part had me crying! 😂😂😂

[@GreenthumbsGarden]

😂 😂 that cracked me up also

[@hadbetterdays8118]

I think it was the pizza

[@lordmartin6134]

yeah we saw that

[@chrisboyer4194]

"Ok let's see what the blonde has to say first" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@shaunacole1]

Llooooooooooooooooooool

[@paziwork]

With those hips of the brunette lady... yep he's got a problem.

[@joshua1383]

Lmao “kerslunk” is the sound of a real healthy heart.

[@aftabbukhari]

"draxx them sklounst!"

[@potatowithinternet8783]

Aftab Bukhari “that’s the combat seat”

[@austinniemi3998]

@Bruce Jenner Is Not A Woman huh

[@shucaybmaxamud2842]

@Bruce Jenner Is Not A Woman you just delusional. It is not his fault if some one has a heart disease, it is something normal may God bless everyone suffering with a quick recovery but yeah no one, even patients, feels offended about ok remarks like this person's except some ridiculous stupid people

[@huomagachi8519]

cool but shut the fuck up

[@connorbaz5980]

"Lets see what the Blondes have to say first." I died laughing. 😂😂

[@kirisutegomen12]

😂😂

[@KingoftheJuice18]

But he said ANYone! Liar!

[@AmberAmber]

@@KingoftheJuice18 He's JUST waiting on the "blondes" 1st • Wendell is no liar - He's a sexually addicted Foody, simply Oozing Sexual Magnetism 😅 Women - even Gay women -WANT- Nay, *NEED* him!!🤣

[@XpVersusVista]

@@AmberAmber this woman totally gets it. he has such a strong -gravitational- sexual pull on -pizza- women

[@lh2988]

😂

[@mediocreman2]

"K, let's see what the blondes have to say first."

[@TunTheOfficial]

🤣🤣 me too

[@alejandroalartiz9451]

For sure. Lol

[@adharshc4871]

Whats the joke guys. I didnt get it.

[@alejandroalartiz9451]

@@adharshc4871 You blondie!

[@willzyx23]

@@adharshc4871 HE's not a sex addict, in fact probably rarely has sex if ever. He went there because one of the sex addicted women there becomes weak and hooks up with him. He is so confident in his plans that when the brunette next tim initiates physical contact, he brushes her off, because apparently he is more into blondes and Hope's that one of the blond women will approach him

[@ericp166]

“Body ten, face ten. That’s. My weakness.”

[@jackdud8793]

Its so inspiring that he actually gained all that weight just for this scene

[@luciafromwiisports37]

What?!

[@latishajackson6915]

@@luciafromwiisports37 he never heard of a fat suit lmaooooo Martin Lawrence gained all that weight in BIG MAMA too lmaoooo

[@uk4490]

@@latishajackson6915 STFU

[@antaciathomas725]

Did you really just... nevermind...

[@FlameKB]

Can’t believe people didn’t know that’s a joke lmao

[@-PR0METHEUS-]

“Let’s see what the blondes got to say first”.

[@alfajorcin]

Omg best lineee

[@diol9313]

😭😭😫😂😂

[@phantomfrivolity2169]

And that's why he's still a virgin.

[@salonigupta5190]

Lol

[@doc8013]

@@phantomfrivolity2169 lol um yeah, I don't think that's why he's still a virgin

[@bySterling]

‘“The stabbin’ cabin” 😂 the most versatile comedy duo ever!!

[@kweli05]

TheWebStylist Yes! And they are so underrated

[@doc8013]

@@kweli05 nah, they aren't underrated. They're hilarious and everyone knows it.

[@kweli05]

@@doc8013 I've seen a lot of people say they are wack. Based on that, they are at the very least underrated and mostly disrespected.

[@doc8013]

@@kweli05 lol well, welcome to internet buddy. Nothing and nobody faces the trials of being online without a group of haters. With key and peele, their group of haters is just incredibly small compared to others. And if it's your friends who feel this way, I'd recommend finding some new ones lol.

[@kweli05]

@@doc8013 No, it's not a small number of people and is not specific to the internet. Yes, they are underrated (which is a compliment from me), whether you agree or not. And unlike you, all of my friends don't need to share my opinions.

[@6dogs729]

I love how Wendell always says sexually or sexual 🤣

[@sammycross9119]

When you come to the wrong therapy session but don't wanna feel left out:

[@rhysherbst1946]

Sammy Cross 69 likes

[@allthingscroatia]

That’s not the joke

[@manhhatran5764]

When you missed the joke but don’t wanna feel left out:

[@Count_Ocana]

@@manhhatran5764 when you're dumb and dont realise he was making his own joke:

[@senorpooI]

@@Count_Ocana these kinds of comment threads are the epitome of youtube

[@julian7719]

“Don’t forget to hit that subscribe button....sexually.”

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Of coarse

[@troianotroiano5224]

Lmfaooo

[@KandiKlover]

Sekshualleh

[@walf3839]

obviously

[@chynaanderson494]

*unzips pants*

[@FateStrife]

Respect to those two girls for not breaking out in laughter through his whole monologue XD

[@lieseveryday1815]

Right? Lol who are they

[@specialk7715]

Yea but after how many takes, because they couldn’t stop breaking out in laughter for the first few!??

[@emmanuelbandy7948]

@@lieseveryday1815 I know that first girl is from a show called "good doctor"

[@Fabo100]

Uhhhh this is the final cut, im sure they laughed and did 10 takes at least

[@EuriEuropa]

I'm sure it's edited

[@benblackburn2693]

Wendell is probably the best written character in the whole Key & Peele cast of characters

[@vjbragae]

"Lets see what the blonde has to say first" 😂😂😂 4:24

[@Gasta1983]

Dead

[@kelvin3855]

Víctor J. Braga 😂😂😂

[@ralph7077]

I don’t get it.

[@Mary_O]

@@ralph7077 - He first says anyone could take advantage of him... A-NY-ONE! Then a brunette touches his arm like she's interested. Suddenly, it's really not A-NY-ONE.

[@ralph7077]

Mary O thank you! 😄

[@Jayzone702]

To this day the term “manitalia” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard

[@phoenixrising2609]

Yep, it's going into my vocabulary

[@futureshaman83]

Genitalia Manitalia

[@Spocklee]

I now proudly use the term😂

[@yurinoworry]

Adolf Hitler i was gonna be like “yo wtf” but then i read your name and it was actually funny

[@yep-sb4uf]

So wrong...

[@gxreflect6098]

“Let’s see what the blondes have to say first” yes Wendell we shall see

[@jamesdarnel]

My sides

[@jasonrafaelgirardi6136]

Nothing. They have nothing to say, except, "I think you may be at the wrong addict meeting?"🤔💭

[@revparravager3184]

@@jasonrafaelgirardi6136 thats just it though, he aint. He is just soooo pathetic that he actually thinks that at least a sex addict might screw him. So they would have something to say.... "Hell to the No!" :)

[@jasonrafaelgirardi6136]

@@revparravager3184 Lmbo! 😂😂😂😂 True Story. 🤦🏼‍♂️SMH

[@revparravager3184]

@@jasonrafaelgirardi6136 well its true...I am no "fat-ophobe" and I am sure that for some people its a real turn on but its just the state of things now that in modern american life we no longer aspire to, shall we say, the more "Rubinesque" in terms of attractiveness. That kinda went out the door in the Renaissance when it was seen as an attractive quality....in a world where it indicated wealth and such, ya know, since the peasantry was basically starving to death.

[@Izzy-wv2og]

"Manitalia" my new favorite word

[@unleqitzymeax7246]

Are we all gonna ignore how he managed to transform himself into a fat person without it looking fake?!

[@MrMajani]

He's already chubby in the face, so they didn't have to go overboard with the makeup

[@Tryo707]

@@MrMajani I don't think it's only makeup, but also latex prosthetics. Either way, it is indeed a department full of very talented individuals.

[@Ramzblood]

True dat

[@seededsoul]

Key is so committed to his roles...he actually took 6 months off from the show to bulk up.

[@grievouscontent]

The chair he's sitting in is what's fake, he's probably being held by a crane

[@thebritishgamer836]

"Heart started pounding harder than usual, kerslunk, kerslunk" lmao who is so unhealthy it goes kerslunk 😂😂😂

[@JackyMan22]

I believe this video is sequel to the pizzaguy episode where clair got killed by an "assassin".

[@Jay41]

LMFAO!!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

[@sandraracicot934]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chandlerhyers2553]

The “kersluk” was how he was downing the cheese sticks.

[@toniroberts8117]

That’s what happens when you get nasty with the cheesy bread…..

[@matrixman8582]

"And when would you say you hit rock bottom, Wendell?" Wendell: When it got slippery outside my shower

[@boibio3563]

*OH*

[@digiornopizza1918]

I don’t get it

[@CosmicFist]

@@digiornopizza1918 There's nothing to get he just slipped outside his shower lol. That's when he literally "hit rock bottom"

[@CC-ed9lf]

No he feels bad about being fat but doesnt want to admit it that's why hes at a sex addict meeting so he can share but not admit.

[@jrock8233]

👊🤣🤣

[@therook5899]

The camera work for these skits are seriously underappreciated!

[@areacharlottejukebox]

"You name it.... I've dunst it" ~Wendell

[@marielapena1318]

Lmao

[@galedribble8059]

No Kirsten

[@DrZaius3141]

@@galedribble8059 He was talking about Bells, but those would be Kristens.

[@galedribble8059]

@@DrZaius3141 oh yeah why am I thinking it was about Bales who are Christians

[@Jon-zy8zd]

“Let’s see what the blondes have to say first” Lmaooo, when you’re a 30 yr old virgin and still have preference

[@imnotgayyy8489]

That's me! Although I'm 34...

[@TunTheOfficial]

Pp the size of a little persons pinky

[@it-s-a-mystery]

choosing beggars

[@edwardhim2276]

Incels...

[@imnotgayyy8489]

@@edwardhim2276 yup I am because white women racist against Indian penis

[@cogniferous2537]

"And when did it hit rock bottom?" "When it got slippery out side my shower. On the floor outside my shower.. OH-"

[@naturallyme1327]

Cogniferous 😂😂

[@TheMisteracdc]

I didnt get it...

[@tienzomby93]

I don’t get it

[@DizzyOg423]

Not a joke, it’s just funny

[@aesinam]

@@TheMisteracdc basically, he fell outside his shower

[@msthang5366]

“The stabbing cabin”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thegoat5141]

_Manetilia_

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

Who else smiles uncontrollably as soon as Keegan comes into view?

[@MesIys]

what are you talking about keegan works for SNL?

[@diol9313]

Sander Rebergen funny 😂😂

[@KhalilAttiba]

You know its gonna be crazy funny....but still!! Dammitt !!

[@steshar2975]

I smile just reading this lol

[@dnielgln]

relatable

[@johnyoucantseena7484]

I imagine this guy is like every Redditor talking about sex.

[@turnerIott]

copied but that doesn't make it any less true lmao

[@LyssLiLi]

*Wendell shares a sultry tale about an encounter he had with a pizza delivery woman in The Sims.*

[@kayinmeshach4910]

#haha

[@pagansaiyan8114]

Lol the cleaning maid is gonna have a mess to clean up

[@P1LLSTV]

Lets hear from the blondes first.

[@Felishamois]

what right did that have to make me burst out laughing

[@jc914michaelj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheSchwartzable]

"Devoured the first slice lickety-split, crust first. Second slice didn't stand a chance..." 😆

[@onlee643]

I don't know how those two girls kept a straight face the entire time lol.

[@troyhoffman9411]

Rehearsals. No matter how funny it is, once you've heard the jokes several times, it's easy not to laugh.

[@onlee643]

@@troyhoffman9411 I don't know man, I've seen a few skits where the background is visibly holding the laugh. Check out old episodes of Martin, same thing.

[@troyhoffman9411]

@@onlee643 Some shows rehearse a lot and do retakes. Others do minimal rehearsals and film with one take to go for that "live" feeling. This show is in the former group. In fact, I bet you'd find it easy not to laugh if you watch it 10 or 15 times in a row.

[@elyonkunda6772]

I don’t know why people never understood that.

[@SamuraiNubb]

Elyon Kunda Probably because they just recently came out of their mother’s womb

[@arthurb8436]

He’s just trying to settle down with Claire the elf, and his 3 pepperoni pies

[@n0obz27]

And cheesy crust.

[@AxolPiezz]

With cheese bread on the side

[@snoopywriter3643]

Don’t forget the pineapple

[@RADIOACTIVEYOUTH]

What’s the name of that skit?

[@nadir1378]

@@RADIOACTIVEYOUTH Pizza Order

[@asynmypanmy4882]

I laughed at this skit “sexually”. Wow thanks for all the likes

[@ryanolson2405]

as you do

[@hornedlobster]

One thumbs up from me, sexually of course.

[@Jaycorleone1]

I read this “sexually”

[@SandyRed881]

😂😂

[@potatowithinternet8783]

"...of course"

[@speedietruck4861]

2:48 I like how the girl on the left is trying not to smile the whole time 😂

[@askingwhyisfree7436]

one funny thing is that this could actually happen. some virgin guy trying to get laid and where's the best place to get sex? from sex addicts. The situation itself is kinda funny and sad at the same time.

[@icongraffreviews]

Don't Kill Yourself Before You're Dead sex addicts still have standards most of the time lol.

[@billysm00th]

It has happened

[@probablygentle7786]

So you are saying there is a chance for me?

[@billysm00th]

@@probablygentle7786 yes

[@ramonanaya6236]

Yep

[@YaNoAwantoMas]

He wasn't always like that... He was healthy and did excersise... But then... he order way too many pizzas... C O N S E Q U E N S E S

[@alekshatz6325]

lol

[@rashidsenyonjo1635]

hahahahahahahahah

[@Deballaphysique]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@janiel6624]

😂😂😂😂

[@2old2kare94]

I shot up my daughter's quiceañera. And then I got sucked into a wormhole.

[@adonisbrown6447]

“The stabbin cabbin “ 😂😂😂

[@brownstuff1899]

Junior Demus had a track called Cabin Stabbing 😀😀😀

[@Oz-wb1lg]

Read this as he said it, I’m laughing so much rn

[@ergoproxy7592]

Lmao same here

[@isaacjaros23]

I read this as he was saying it

[@kirisutegomen12]

Lmaoo

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

All his other major acting skills aside for a moment, what Jordan is able to do with his voice ~ the range and modifications ~ from character to character, is amazing.

[@Theoriginalebod]

Both these guys are so talented and versatile its mental!

[@carolyntalbot947]

Phenoms. That's the word that always comes to mind.

[@flusterative795]

"Okay, let's see what the blonde has to say first."

[@garrettlees]

Classic

[@Dipsunder]

Always

[@fullmindstorm]

The blondes:🍕

[@jeremybrown9611]

LMFAO

[@heyyou9137]

Pizza Time

[@BMtodaP]

And just like that, all the other participants were cured.

[@ankhor9252]

That's priceless.

[@dirkvenezuela7387]

Except for that chick to the right of him at 3:07

[@i_am_thebatman]

“I hit rock bottom Sekshualllay” 😂

[@McGomezAddams]

"The second slice didn't stand a chance"

[@saedm2359]

"Ate the tip of that bitch first"

[@Joshua-jz8ss]

@@saedm2359 😂

[@saedm2359]

@@Joshua-jz8ss "washed it down with a pop"

[@THEEck5000]

Sexually

[@subasthapa4839]

Haha 🤣

[@JadedOne420]

"I feel like anyone could take advantage of me." *_Brunette caresses Wendell's shoulder_* "Let's see what the blondes have to say, first..." 😭😂

[@mcdonaldtrump228]

Meaning ??

[@mkruger3852]

forget that i'd take the brunette

[@KH4L13D]

I died laughing 🤣😭

[@theinsurance2450]

When he says "let's see what the blondes have to say first" that is more of a "hold on for a minute I'll be back for you later", than just a straight no.

[@JadedOne420]

@@theinsurance2450 "xD

[@bloomyleah9569]

“Let’s see what the blondes have to say first.”😂😂

[@thegreatone2344]

💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnDOE-nh3xo]

I nearly died 😄😄😄

[@AK-hi4hm]

"the stabbin cabbin" lmao

[@sawdarashid3584]

So we just ignore the fact that his left leg is bigger then his right leg

[@guenswoodosnjeanlouis2270]

Hahaha😁

[@Darkempress45]

Sawda Rashid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Aaron-dl7hv]

Pretty accurate representation of dependent edema tbh. Wendell likely suffers from venous insufficiency in that leg along with CHF due to his poor diet and lack of exercise beyond his tantric pizza eating.

[@sawdarashid3584]

@@Aaron-dl7hv I see what you'r saying but im guessing they purposely did that

[@neginf.7639]

@@Aaron-dl7hv 👏👏😲

[@alchemist3724]

"I'm a dirty dog, all the fixens" made me almost choke on the cheezy crust from the large pie i ordered earlier. Body 10 face 10😂😂

[@salsal3662]

Weird flex but OK

[@thevoid5553]

Wow

[@brittanytexas1535]

Omg 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@melekalikimaka1038]

Key and Peele pizza order skit reference?

[@Hatemx1]

@@salsal3662 People still say this shit?

[@Faiz9163]

For a fat guy. He's a confident man.

[@Pauly421]

@Levi Chicwown I mean, what better place?

[@NaKED5]

Sure he do sir... LoL

[@user-de8xc3tf1g]

@Levi Chicwown 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@subashgrg4666]

Black people are naturally confident

[@brennan7846]

Would walking in there actually be a good place?

[@howdy111]

It is actually so good to see wendy going all the way there to share his story.

[@fishtheunknown4270]

I love the voice he does for Wendell it’s so funny.

[@mustafam956]

Overly socialized

[@MalcolmAitken-m9d]

"An-yy-one..."

[@MrJTRobinson]

I kept thinking Cleveland Brown. 😆

[@Fredrique66]

👆 Yes 😂 😂

[@jessehulley2986]

"Body 10. Face 10. That's my weakness"

[@nbucwa6621]

Omg I thought he said "body tan, face tan" lol

[@gaaraofthedesert6566]

@@nbucwa6621 same

[@chrisshipes1153]

@@nbucwa6621 Me too 😂

[@blakestampley6041]

“Kerslunk” is your heart on cheesy bread.

[@rileymcphee9429]

"All-around-the-town stairs".

[@wrightvcx2249]

Her genetalia and my manitalia.

[@Jinxcity84]

😂😂😂😂

[@forevergogo]

Face 10, Body 10. Anything less just isn't deserving of such a stud like Wendell.

[@gaaraofthedesert6566]

Agreed but I think he said tan

[@aant429]

@@gaaraofthedesert6566 i heard that too but let me check

[@aant429]

It was ten

[@metaljunkie8393]

I like how he went into more detail with the pizza than the “girl” 😂😂😂

[@solsteiner7241]

and that’s the joke

[@dominiquejones3805]

He got nasty wit the cheesy bread

[@dominiquejones3805]

What gurl?

[@nigelthornberry3568]

Kerslunk

[@ZakRios333]

There was no girl lmao

[@noelnoni7310]

“WHAT GIRL? Oh she was there too” Never gets old😂😂😂

[@an.cr.9676]

Maaaan I recognised him from the pizza call

[@mr.minion2981]

Because it is him I'm going with your joke

[@_2oo7]

YoUr So FuNnY

[@johnshadoe]

You're so witty. You're making me wet.

[@switchunboxing]

You were in the parking lot earlier that’s how I know you!!!

[@dubtv6160]

On meee

[@minimikee]

“I’m a dirty dog...try everythang...all the fixins” 😂

[@legoatfan1499]

"Kerslunk, kerslunk" I find myself saying this out of the blue

[@Gasta1983]

I'm sure it was Keegan who made this word up.

[@legoatfan1499]

@@Gasta1983 I say it because of this skit

[@Gasta1983]

@@legoatfan1499 i mean even though it is said by Jordan Peele, i am sure the author was Keegan. As its him out of the two, who always comes up with some crazy words, like skisloisles and shit

[@legoatfan1499]

@@Gasta1983 yeah that's true

[@kelseyisastar]

The obese persons heartbeat. Omg sadly relatable #ineedadiet

[@drillosophy1012]

This is my favorite K&P sketch, right next to Draxx Thlem Sclounce

[@hwago123]

I think this is literally what it’s like when someone intends to go to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting and mistakenly ends up at a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting.

[@briann6962]

Thats not the joke

[@slippy8813]

@@briann6962 we know

[@Gidk003]

Brian Maybe Him he never said that’s what happend he was just making a joke about the guys weight

[@briann6962]

i want die he says that this skit is what it would be like in the situation that he describes i just don’t see how thats funny or makes sense considering the skit is not like that at all

[@Gidk003]

Brian Maybe Him it’s not my fault u can’t find comedy in a simple joke

[@Musiconworldoff0711]

Am I the only one who loves the way he says “cheesy crust” so matter-of-fact lol 😂

[@AlphaCentauri24]

He is describing his lust.

[@AjitSingh-oz7cw]

No dude. He is describing that crust.

[@JesusChristSaves.]

@@AjitSingh-oz7cw the lust is the crust

[@thegreatfreesharkofknowled2480]

Cheesy poofs thank me later.

[@dannggg]

I’m a dirty dog. Try everything. All the fixings 😂

[@Cece-em5vo]

He meant toppings 😂😂

[@joannejoanne7816]

Upstairs, downstairs, all around the town stairs, as you do lol. I've watched this skit at least 30 times. It is hilarious 😂

[@forestyforest]

Kerslunk 🤣

[@nadir1378]

You watch Key and Peele skits as well? Keep up the awesome content on your channel

[@paladinr3016]

@@nadir1378 Someone always has to be a LEG in the comment section.

[@shakib7692]

That would be a terrible even for a car engine let alone a human.

[@paladinr3016]

@@NAT-rd8fl It refers to a Key and Peel skit where he replaces all the dic words with leg and vice versa.

[@umno9830]

@@paladinr3016 I don’t think he was being sarcastic lol. More like “wow that’s so cool I didn’t know you watch key and peels” because the oc is prob a you tuber they watch

[@mr.minion2981]

I'm addicted to watching Key and Peele

[@sarahthomas8670]

Morceso898 Gaming sameee

[@muhammadhamzamir7340]

Tell us About What Happened

[@Wreck_RS]

When would you say you hit rock bottom?

[@mr.minion2981]

@@Wreck_RS I hit sum else if you know what I mean.

[@mikemurphey7218]

Thank you for sharing when did you hit rock bottom therapy

[@mrjameson9146]

“Her body’s like a 4.”

[@deuxpomme9777]

Claire!!!

[@alexgosling5550]

3:15 "What girl? Oh, the girl." Maybe the best line of the skit!

[@derrickmurphy8229]

"UPstairs, DOWNstairs, all-around-the-TOWNstairs as yuhdooo"....

[@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6]

That part literally came on right as I was reading this comment.

[@SamOchoCinco]

hahaha was looking for this comment XD

[@camerondearman5147]

@@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6 bruh same

[@internetexplorer2985]

Here before the “Key can look like anyone” Guy

[@cinderball1135]

Key can look lik---. :(

[@ricric1978]

How can you be so fast?? YOURE INTERNET EXPLORER! SLOW AS HELL!

[@TheSanityX]

Man, Internet Explorer has gotten a lot faster lately.

[@red_dll]

So.. technically you are that guy now because you said it..

[@yaboirico5221]

@@TheSanityX sorry it's Microsoft E D G E or whatever

[@diankumalasari5765]

"What about the girl?" "What girl? Oh, the girl" LOL

[@armchaircritic4178]

How did they sit through this without dying laughing 😂

[@WiiuCerqueira]

"What about the girl?" "What girl??" Wendell, 2020

[@markyouneva7840]

We *N E E D* to see more character development episodes of Wendell.

[@മദ്യപാനം]

Sorry man shows over

[@Nicki1969able]

Lady rubs his shoulder.... "Let's wait to see what the blonde has to say" Wendell is in the wrong meeting!!! 😳😂🥺

[@allancolorado2080]

Nicki DivineTV I lost it at that part

[@liquiddanger1836]

@@strikerron2252 some people dont understand the joke lol

[@P1LLSTV]

😂😂😂 “I can be vulnerable at any moment

[@thegreatgamelord8640]

“Body 10, face 10, that’s my weakness” Took me a bit to appreciate that one

[@LorenHelgeson]

Wendell was never the same since he lost Claire at that pizza party.

[@thatprettygreencolor]

“I just feel like anyone can take advantage of me right now... An-y-one” lmao

[@alexvalencia3758]

"Touches your shoulder"

[@aderlinejohnson8566]

@@alexvalencia3758 let's see what the blonde has to say next

[@johnyceboyd3213]

Sandra ILY

[@MuiKaHo]

@@aderlinejohnson8566 its "let's see what the blondes have to say first"

[@ak47ava]

@@aderlinejohnson8566 bahahahaa, that part killed me!!!

[@Zubayer_Islam_Rezoan]

This is a low budget version of "40 years old virgin".

[@TySama0]

That's not what it's called.

[@dannythecheeto7481]

*Year

[@elmagnificodep]

Not really. Andy in The 40 Year Old Virgin was avoiding sex. This dude is trying to get laid.

[@kgfes]

With better acting than the movie

[@diol9313]

This is funnier than that whole movie 😂

[@alakaabimbola6951]

Their makeup and wardrobe team are on another level