M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Infinite Free Castles Is Broken

[@MrJekaKuzmin]

Imagine this first guy returning home to his wife and he's starting to brag about how lucky he was to buy a wolf's head, bottle of oil and a cow in exchange for a family castle. And then he suddenly realizes...

[@BetterwithMirko]

XD

[@jerbar1280]

Well, it's not *his* wife anymore, the wife now belongs to the Spiff, he is left with a now rotting wolf's head, a bottle or rancid oil and a (most likely dead) cow.

[@handy142]

@@jerbar1280 If it's not dead then it soon will be

[@punchcrush11]

He could've haggled up to a bear head instead.

[@soldatdaniels8738]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@m.a.t.a.s]

"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" -Every noble in Calradia

[@gurthener5858]

But it is Glorious Glitterhoof. Totally worth it.

[@Nevir202]

Or the Worms Armageddon version: “A donkey, a donkey, my kingdom for a donkey.” As he literally did almost exactly that. 🤣

[@2buxaslice]

Now I want to play Civ again. Hey look! I can't leave my house! Perfect timing.

[@mrbuff08]

the kings reactions reminded me of jack and the beanstalk tactics

[@JessWLStuart]

100 Stat Horse? Yes Please!

[@bleblb]

I'm playing using charming skill, every time the kingdom I'm being a vassal of takes any land, I'm always the most voted for to be given this land. When I joined the kingdom, they were at war and sieged a castle, I was surprised to notice that, even though I didn't participate, they gave me that castle.

[@bleblb]

And no, I haven't ever done any personal quest for any lord of this kingdom, they just love me seemingly for no reason

[@St0neyWanKenobi]

When i originally started, having experience with warband, i realized i could rig the voting to get me the best castles by leading assaults on smaller castles, but letting npcs claim them, snd hitting towns after so the vote would overwhelmingly go to me for towns. Ended up with about 8 last time i played. Going to see if i can still do that

[@D4l4m4r]

Basicly the chances of getting a new fief depend on 2 things: Number of fiefs already held and proximity to other fiefs owned. A clan that has newly joined a faction and has 0 fiefs will almost always get the first fiefs that become available.

[@abrafo1891]

Same thing happened to me

[@tjtruejustice5277]

When Spiff thought an early acess Mount and Blade game was free real estate this wasn't what he was thinking of.

[@ironmilutin]

It's not free though... they're actually paying him money to get those cities off their hands

[@gabemobley3851]

Hahaha hahahahahsha haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Why is that so funny 😂😂😂

[@tf-mr-blue748]

I give u 1k likes

[@vitkien]

@@ironmilutin So free money and land. Still free

[@bradleymorgan8223]

I love how the vassals all look shell-shocked as you swindle them out of every last dime they own

[@synthetic240]

"Wait... what just happened? He's just so... enchanting."

[@Daftanemone]

This is the first mount and blade video I’ve watched and these faces haunt the hell out of me. I imagine every persons mouth having whole family of flies in them

[@MrMediator24]

@@Daftanemone taking into account it's medieval times, that not far from truth

[@bierrollerful]

I can imagine what the code for that "buy cities" perk looks like: def trade_perk_225(cities, offer): # TODO: Jake, finish this. Also I wish you all the best for the next year. 2014 is gonna be great. return cities

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

That's not C# Why'd you write anything in not-C#?

[@stayhigh66]

@@EnjoyCocaColaLight fam, that was a joke stfu

[@jaapaap123]

@@EnjoyCocaColaLight obviously because C# sucks!

[@enderskapep.4313]

The fact that all the lords enter the conversations as literally slack-jawed morons makes this exploit so much more satisfying to watch.

[@michaelbim-merle4752]

Facts

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

Realistic

[@masterjedi343]

I just imagine the conversation going like this "You...give me your CASTLE AND YOUR LANDS! I....I WILL GIVE YOU..." looks around. Takes a bottle of oil out of pocket. "THIS!" Lord: . . . . .*brain loading* YES! I accept!

[@brandon7227]

Also, they are traveling across the map to give over their land because he's summoning them into his army.

[@ethanol1989]

You missed an opportunity with the queen. You could've offered one horse for all of her land A horse, a horse. Her kingdom for a horse.

[@clevercoins5360]

Ethanol nice

[@WolfJustWolf]

Was thinking the exact same thing

[@johnathon5455]

What’s that from?

[@pedrolmlkzk]

@@johnathon5455 Willian the III (I think?) From Shakespeare

[@SheyD78]

@@pedrolmlkzk Richard the III, but yes, Shakepeare. Actually saw Derek Jacobi performing it in London but as I was 11 at the time I was more concerned with finding the bathroom. The theatre had curtains over the walls so I couldn't find the door.

[@IgnisDomini97]

Theory: This bug was because the AI was accounting for the upkeep settlements cost them, but not any of the benefits they give.

[@Torlik11]

The game: "You need to collect banner pieces to help defeat the empire" Spiff: "I am the empire!"

[@bettertelevision968]

not yet master palpatine

[@davidbullock8681]

BetterTelevision not yet

[@wickederebus]

Yorkshire Eternal Tea

[@Hoplasa]

theres two parts to that quest either help combine the empire together or help destroy it, but i assume he didnt even check

[@DaijiSann__]

@@wickederebus *Y E T*

[@dwreanchinotan]

a wolf's head, a bottle of oil, and a cow... that offer sounds... fetishy

[@tommeakin1732]

*BREAKING NEWS:* _Crazed oily man hate-fucks cow while wearing wolf's head_

[@Repugnantone]

Sounds more like a MacGyver joke gone wrong.

[@brandonwachter2264]

🐴+🍯 😉

[@Blording]

1 week later, found feral in woods covered in oil, cow blood, and wearing nothing but a wolf's pelt. Claims to be werewolf.

[@Reishadowen]

Damn it! And I was just on my way to the comments section to make that joke when I heard the line. Low and behold, first one on the list.

[@dylanosborn2459]

Missed opportunity "My Kingdom for a horse" Just sayin.

[@mattylovesallll]

My kingdom for a mule

[@tabularasa6666]

Oh my god yess. That is such a good comment! Made me happy cause it was so on point, man, thanks!:)

[@stefanorolando6674]

"Your great grandfather bought our empire with a cow and you can't even do your homework!? Get to work, boy!"

[@Tosh31316]

"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever"

[@MrMediator24]

Except for Russia trading Alaska

[@BeesNTrees47]

@@MrMediator24 Louisiana purchase was even better

[@88porpoise]

Joe Bourassa Napoleon got $15 million dollars for a piece of land he stole from Spain, that France had little to no effective control over, and was most likely to get seized by the US and/or Britain in the near future since France had no way to defend it. I don’t think that is a bad deal.

[@DoneFinEnd]

Um ... what about Electoral votes for Trump - that was a pretty bad deal.

[@Chrisfragger1]

@@DoneFinEnd TDS! REEE!!!!

[@ericmcquisten]

"And... it's gone!" ... your town is gone sir... you're not really good at this trading thing are you." The Spiffing Brit reminds of the banker from South Park (episode Margaritaville) [13:3]

[@makebritaingreatagain2613]

There was actually a Japanese feudal lord who traded a castle for a slightly wonky teapot, so this game is just being historically accurate.

[@KlinikReprisal]

Who?

[@drago28]

@@KlinikReprisal joe

[@wingdreak4191]

Drago 28 joe who?

[@del-og4tu]

Zaky Algiffhari jonathan smith

[@francisjohnoca5710]

@@wingdreak4191 joe mama

[@kazocky618]

YES. KOTOR exploits almost 17 years after the relase of the game. Truly perfectly balanced. The only thing I can say is yes plz

[@ashleybull4450]

Surely every explot has been found and exploited to death. Not too much to even exploit with KOTOR that really benefits the game play.

[@Blemmo]

We need a spiff on the dark side

[@kleb3510]

Or a video version of the legendary space jesus! (very funny kotor play through if not heard of)

[@spicydeath82]

there was an exploit where you could equip the sand people outifts inside a town and everyone would attack you so you could kill them. talk about loads of loot.

[@zackfishle1009]

Just metioning KoTOR makes me want to play it again. Sadly, I am working. Well, not too sad given the cirumstances.

[@Akodeys]

I love how the AI nobles look with their mouths open like they are saying "thank you for the stuff an.. Wait what do you mean you now own my lands?"

[@roth4916]

"I'm going to buy lots of food" Proceeds to buy out ALL OF THE CLAY

[@SirAndischa]

You can slurp it, you can chew it, you can crunch on it. Its so versatile and full of minerals.

[@roth4916]

@@SirAndischa I guess it is filling...

[@alephkasai9384]

Some parrots eat clay

[@Fruitcupper]

As long as your army is a flock of birds looking for clay minerals lol!

[@derek9218]

Damn.. “I literally have so much money I can’t see it” That’s the kinda problems we needs.

[@wickederebus]

Tell that to post ww1 Germany

[@Poppadop1]

@@wickederebus Oh, and when people realize someone like Spiff stole all that money, you sometimes get pre-WW2 Germany...

[@wickederebus]

Hmm, I think my joke was misunderstood. I was referring to the mass printing that post ww1 Germany did, to the point that you had to pay by the wheelbarrowload to get a load of bread.

[@Poppadop1]

@@wickederebus No, I got the joke. I was referring to the mass printing coming from super rich crooks, Germans figuring this out, and not liking it.

[@spoolofflarn8760]

That lovely open mouth smile... that vacant look and blank expression... all the telltale signs of a landholding man.

[@ianphil397]

'ere mate. You've got the facial expression of a man who will just hand over your castles for nothing.

[@MaddoBatto]

I like to think that Spiff offers them a cup of tea, they drink it over a chat, the psychotropics he slipped into that cup of tea kick in, and suddenly the landholder is looking much more open for negotiations 🫖🎩

[@ESOdanny]

Sadly this has just been patched, Settlments did count as a negative XD

[@user-xv9zh6ik9i]

It is the man himself!!!

[@AdamPersson]

That's why he has released it NOW and not before..

[@SephirothRyu]

Yep they definitely watch him.

[@SheyD78]

Oh well, that saves me from trying to manage that many settlements at once plus the armies required to protect them.

[@ESOdanny]

@@AdamPersson I don't think the Sir Spiff Allot BLESSID BE HIS NAME actually cares about people useing the exsploits in his videos, given his track record XD. Either way their are lots of ways you can still take advantage of M&B 'Early Access'.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Plot twist: All of Calradia is riddled with the Plague. By giving them a healthy cow, you are giving them the better end of the deal!

[@goodname6807]

You have just been SCAMMED

[@kucingcing]

you can always eat your citizen

[@tortex1]

@@thespiffingbrit You can probably trade a castle or two for that cow. Maybe throw in a city to make sure.

[@LS-jv9hp]

@@tortex1 Also gotta add around a few hundred K denar as well. To really sweeten the deal

[@lpc3109]

Cowvid19....

[@merren2306]

I think what's going on is that 1) the land is very expensive and 2) the price gets multiplied by some amount when the ai sells land as opposed to buying it (to simulate the AI wanting a good deal), which then results in an integer overflow, so when you sell land to the AI it's just very expensive, but when you buy land it overflows and becomes a bad.

[@D4l4m4r]

They have fixed it anyway - buying fiefs now requieres 300 points in trading and thats fairly time consuuming to reach.

[@horatioyen256]

could be

[@gabrield4656]

Every exploited noble: “I’m never gonna financially recover from this”

[@taargon9482]

free john exotic

[@redhulk4048]

"But atleast I have these baggy trunks."

[@twackburn]

@@redhulk4048 Bandit Warbands: "It's free real estate."

[@chrishansen1842]

"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever."

[@Matamoros212]

Genie: you have 3 wishes and no wish for extra wishes! Me: I wish I had zero wishes left Genie: granted. you have 255 wishes left

[@dominges]

Easy... Spiff would wish for 1. I wish I am immortal 2. I Wish you (the Jin) to obey me until I die (see what I did here :) ) 3. I wish people would accept everything I say and act upon it as I wish ;)

[@PrivateSlacker]

@@dominges That's great, until one day you accidentally mutter "fuck my life".

[@anonymoususer638]

I wish for more genies

[@katzewerfer63]

your genies in another bottle

[@msw260]

@@PrivateSlacker hahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skem9622]

I imagine spiff has a child riding with him and his commentary is what he’s saying to the child and it just makes everything so much funnier

[@JourneyJournal1998]

You have made my experience better watching this thank you

[@connorbarton4308]

Plot twist - you are the spiff child you have just committed reverse adoption congratulations

[@Shines.22]

TaleWorlds Entertainment QA Tester: 'Eugh, oh god i just had an terrible thought that I forgot something!' TaleWorlds Entertainment QA Tester's wife: 'Shhh, don't worry. Try to go back to sleep, I'm sure it's fine.' TaleWorlds Entertainment QA Tester: 'Yeah you're right, it's probably nothing.' Spiff: 'Hello there!'

[@weir-t7y]

Most likely the devs just ignored them. Usually how it goes with testers

[@cslantz4020]

They probably couldnt afford the testers. It doesn't take a complex mind to see that, being how the game was in a completely broken state on release and every day for 10 days after release they pumped out bug fixes, since they gota bunch of play testers for free that payed them money to test the game for them, AKA people who bought overpriced alpha version of bannerlord...

[@koenvandamme6901]

I like how this implies that Spiff is in bed with them.

[@nilloc93]

@@cslantz4020 there was a rather extensive closed beta but it was mostly for the MP portion of the game, the SP only began testing a few months before the EA release.

[@ae4164]

I just hope Spif does a video about the non-economic bugs in this game so the devs start fixing those instead of spending a week tweaking the economy. Also, lol at the idea that this game was playtested. It's full of copy/pasted stats and code from Warband, if a corner could be cut it was.

[@BlackWolf18C]

"That's a very generous offer, sir, but I must ask. Why are you paying me to take your castle?" "Simple, my good man! My wife lives there!"

[@tisbutanerd3547]

That makes sense

[@linkinmusic559]

Glorious boomer humor

[@actionman4520]

It most certainly is!

[@Nick-rr4xy]

"Hey honey, can I go out golfing with the other lords?" "Yes but only if you come home at 9." No need to go home if you sell your home.

[@Baldnewsnetwork]

BlackWolf18C LOL 😂

[@niwatori2]

After watching this I have the mental image of a naked man riding on a cow with oil all over his body wearing a wolves head

[@dysphoria_1.040]

This is why I dont like video games because they appeal to the male fantasy

[@PaxIesus]

"People are paying me to rob them" Spiff has become the IRS.

[@Wranderous0001]

Spot on

[@andrewgodly5739]

That's capitalism for ya. You pay for food then they use that money to buy up all the land and dominate the market. Leaving you with no way to make/grow your own food unless you work for them. You have to pay to be a slave, if you dont then you starve

[@rickymcgowen6776]

US people: we beat the British! No more taxes! IRS Now: Well yes but actually no.

[@Leignheart]

@@andrewgodly5739 That's retarded, under capitalism I own my own land and alot of it and can farm whatever I darn well please. Never been a slave a day in my life, nor have I starved. I think your idea of capitalism may be just a tad bit off.

[@MikeBrin96]

@@Leignheart the land belongs to the state, you pay for the privilege of working it.

[@michealoverby8174]

The best part is you have to imagine that lords are going "Thank you for taking all my land and leaving me destitute. I will enjoy that oil and cow"

[@bakersmileyface]

"Oh yeah, you can have my castles and money. No problem." "Cow and Oil? I suppose I'll need them now that I'm broke and homeless, many thanks!"

[@OvAeons]

With those expressions, this feels like it could be a Monty Python skit. Lmao

[@lucasm.3864]

“We have to siege the castle!” “I *own* it, you can just walk through the front door!”

[@nicholasorchard2091]

"But that is not as much fun." "Alright that's it give me your city and your castle and 209k gold." "You are so generous my lord."

[@PikachuLittle]

“I Didn’t Want To Be Poor, So I Maxed Out My Trading”

[@Fish-ub3wn]

This is one weaboo intelligent joke, splendid!

[@dominges]

@@Fish-ub3wn Realife translation would be ''I didn't Want To Be Poor, So Now I live In A Country Whit No Extradition Laws''

[@jaelee1996]

Weeb jokes. I like.

[@DiscoPickle102]

I like you.

[@Kirito_2016]

Nice

[@Necrobin]

I get those guys, I wouldn't want to have the responsibility of an entire town or castle either.

[@vitkien]

"Please, I don't want to do it anymore, no matter what I do the peasants still hate me and revolt every year"

[@Blording]

Best part, the nobles faces when being duped... All either a derp, or just a massive WTF look.

[@lokiraven-claw3233]

Its as if even they can't believe how broken they are

[@joeMFG]

Facial expressions in this game are truly glorious! lol

[@Havoc10K]

yep

[@SimonAshworthWood]

Yep. That's like the people of the USA as they discover the multi-trillion dollar wealth transfer to the rich, that the Repugnicans and Demoncraps have recently done.

[@lokiraven-claw3233]

@@SimonAshworthWood well okay then...

[@psinjo]

devs "time for the weekly bug report" boss "oh, did spiff put out another video? get your clipboards everyone!"

[@tehRedRunner]

One of the best QA testers they didn't have to pay for

[@haulperrel2547]

This was fixed a while ago.

[@zackfishle1009]

@@tehRedRunner They owe Spiff some Tea and Biscuits at least. Minimum. Mount and Blade got tons of free advertising as well.

[@Starguardianbard]

@@zackfishle1009 worth noting that all of the bugs Spiff posts about in this game are patched several days before he releases a video on it lol

[@Starguardianbard]

@Alvi Syahri you can as long as you do as Spiff does and play on outdated versions of the game

[@patana256]

Devs: "Look how they massacred my boy!"

[@Mikasacusfan]

You didn't tell me once to "relax with a nice hot cup of tea" throughout this entire video and I'm *pissed* . I made an entire pot of tea and drank it throughout the video just waiting for you to tell me to relax. I couldn't relax. It's all your fault.

[@thenoobthatdied6489]

Is that why the goose in your pic is holding a knife?

[@Mikasacusfan]

@@thenoobthatdied6489 it's exactly why. for crumpets along with my tea. also for revenge.

[@QuadPowerful]

Spiff lived with the banner lords for too long,That's why.

[@whatsuphelp]

@@thenoobthatdied6489 Peace was never an option!

[@dedsecwd]

lmfao me too

[@lokithecat7225]

8 Years of development, playtesting, multiple patches after Early Access release, and we have achieved "Ive never seen anything like this in a game before".

[@achtungbaby91u26]

It's almost like they were dragging this out because their country's government was funding their company. And now they just made an insane amount from putting this unfinished turd on steam. We are comparable to the lords in this game giving away our land for a cow

[@shadoweterna9258]

I mean, as long as there’s no multiplayer, do the exploits honestly matter?

[@Chadok89]

1. It's still in development 2. It's already plenty of fun 3. There is plenty of people online enjoying this game even if it's still in dev more than some AAA games you'd pay 60€ to get.

[@penisinlargementpills2511]

@@achtungbaby91u26 i just now realized why calradia looks like turkey.

[@horatioyen256]

lol

[@veljkoangelovski5349]

"Alright how about you give me all your income and all your money aswell as all the land that you posses, laving you banckrupt. BUT, you get baggy trunks" "Damn he is good at this."

[@timothymonk1356]

"Now I know you don't like me, but how about you give me full control of all of your land." "Seriously?" "...Yes..." "Oh thank goodness, here's the deeds, and... have half my money as well."

[@xtreampb6309]

sounds like a divorce...

[@rentabledwarf578]

@@xtreampb6309 Holy fuck, this game is just a divorce simulator.

[@slein1055]

@@rentabledwarf578 ye, obviously. The empire is just going through a slight marital dispute

[@DoohickeyMan]

Spiff, you missed a golden opportunity! D: You should have given the empress a horse, just so you could say "your kingdom for a horse"

[@water-poweredmachine8291]

This would've been legendary.

[@marksmidt8225]

@Connection Lost really? Because I haven't heard of that phrase anywhere else apart from in reference to Shakespeare. What movies and televisions shows do you know of that have used the phrase, and even so in the shows and movies that might use it it's certainly in reference one way or another to shakespeare.

[@DoohickeyMan]

Gonna admit, I heard it from Mel Brooks' "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" as a kid long before I heard it in Shakespeare!

[@SimonAshworthWood]

@Connection Lost "Woefully boring play"? The Ian McKellan version of Richard III is one of my favourite movies. 🤗

[@Captain828]

Really puts Shakespeare's "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" into context here.

[@tennysonchiles192]

Spiff when a game has money "You know the rules. And so do I..."

[@Peacich]

With the frequency of patches this games get and spiffs uncanny ability to find every bug, glitch and exploit, mount and blade will be the most stable and balanced game ever.

[@simonsalgueiro6217]

Tbh, we get a lot of patches cause we were sold a game in alpha state, sold as early access to use the coronavirus as a sail boost. We basically paid taleworlds for being beta testers. That's why we get so many patches. If you read them, most things are just finishing the game little by little and correcting bugs people find.

[@any1alive]

mhmm, they already have a list of known bugs over 300+ as of 1.10(you can go and see them as they are public). he is still on 1.0 all o the bugs hes shown has been fixed on the second day. but yeah x3

[@sultana1maadeed450]

@@simonsalgueiro6217 Yes it literally tells you the game is in Early Access before buying it. Also, unless Taleworlds were able to see in the future and predict the Coronavirus Pandemic, the release date was set way before that chinese man munched on the bat.

[@simonsalgueiro6217]

@@sultana1maadeed450 release date was not when we got it. They ditched several weeks to sell it during the confinement. Check the original release date. The one we got was announced DURING the confinement. And I explicitly said they sold us an alpha as early access. Not that they didn't said it was early access. Do you even read before answering? It's not early access. Ea was created to check for last small fixes. Greedy dev, like taleworlds prooved to be, now use ea to make us pay for being beta testers. But we all know you are going to continue being a bootlicker to taleworlds, don't we?

[@sagqe]

I just noticed that when you give someone an empty offer as a "gift" it counts as a successfull gift and gives you charm xp.

[@MrAnt-hh3bp]

Spiff: "This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever!" Tsar Alexander II: **looking at Alaska and sweating profusely**

[@martinguzzoni6656]

or Napoleon to Lousiana

[@pretzelbomb6105]

Martin Guzzoni Well, Louisiana was completely useless to him after the loss of Haiti, so he was cutting his losses

[@brightsword9306]

even if Russia didn't sell Alaska there was no way they could defend against a British invasion (which was very likely) based out of canada

[@animagination9933]

"I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further"

[@artje90]

New york for Surinam.....

[@rhawkas2637]

I love the derpy looks on their faces, like they're dumbfounded they just gave away all their land and a large chunk of their money. XD

[@achtungbaby91u26]

--- 9:57 His facial expression: "I can't believe you just accepted this land from me, how stupid are you!? Hahah enjoy your new land while my men rub me in oil!"

[@werewolf4358]

My god there's a pandemic on caused by a respiratory illness. You can't make people laugh this hard!

[@kabob0077]

And thus the Pillarstodes were born.

[@Khornecussion]

@@kabob0077 *MY QUIVERING ABS.*

[@kabob0077]

@@Khornecussion Now all we need is Santodes to show up.

[@renanaraujo5435]

Spiff: Conquered all continent, have all the money, have an invincible army. Also Spiff: Now I finished the tutorial.

[@Warden1992]

5:05 When you realize what Talas can do with wolf's head, lubricating oil and a cow!!! :)))

[@Hitman2b]

explain

[@Warden1992]

@@Hitman2b Wolf head for hat, oil and the cow he cam make barbecue for the res of his men... ;)

[@VictorBillordo]

@@Warden1992 yeah, lubricating oil for cooking ;)

[@Nick-rr4xy]

@@thespiffingbrit sounds like a crafting recipe for a newborn Minotaur.

[@Hitman2b]

@@Warden1992 OH ok

[@kagantekin201]

In every single stretegy game, trade mechanic is always broken in some way...

[@aveoxus1139]

For some reason when the vassals appear in person they're all lacking mouth animation. Slack jawed and in awe of the legendary Spif

[@williambobson3369]

“Joron, sweetie! It’s land donation time!” “Yes honey...”

[@dannybriese0508]

Reason why I would love to see more bannerlord content is that it’s obvious that tale worlds is watching your vods. Most exploits from the previous vods were fixed shortly after you released them

[@kyleshuler2929]

Spiff: Just look at this arrow fire! Me: stares confused at pitch black screen

[@sandymangamin7159]

same... turned up the brightness

[@famus_tem8351]

a wolf's head, oil, and a cow. ive seen enough internet to know where this is going.

[@justanameonyourscreen5954]

.

[@nejitentenlee21]

Straight to deviantart

[@zackfishle1009]

What three things would you purchase for a kinky time?

[@Chawk282]

😆

[@ComXDude]

@@zackfishle1009 Three separate rubber zebra masks. (anyone who gets it is an absolute legend)

[@TheSeniorSparklez]

"oil so you can slide away from me" This man has me in tears

[@ertrick3693]

27:28 Ah yes, I remember Nazeem's Folly, where he told one too many a noble about how they don't get to the Cloud District very often.

[@fariyanahmed5182]

*proceeds to press the shout key*

[@deadraven355]

I found a video where someone speedruns to kill nazeem

[@djenovah8915]

14:55 My kingdom for an Armored Baggy Trunks!

[@Kalishir]

The Spitting Brit, young padawan, you have still much to learn ! For with this batter trick, all you have to do is, in this order (important!), ask for the settlement, offer 1 coin and then he will gadly also offer ALL his money ! That's right, for a single coin of your he offers you all his settlements and all his money !

[@mohammadhazraty2372]

"how much for your city?" "i need about three fiddy"

[@ThorbjrnRagnar]

*uploaded 3 minutes ago* OH MY GODNESS SPIFF, MY WATER IS STILL BOILING FOR CHRIST SAKE !

[@Torlik11]

It's your own damn fault for not always have tea ready. You should always carry an emergency cup of tea on you. ;)

[@reload2893]

@@Torlik11 but then it would get cold :(

[@colin3387]

@@reload2893 keep it warm in a convenient thermos! Never go without tea again!

[@reload2893]

@@colin3387 that will only slow the cold for a short time...

[@ThorbjrnRagnar]

@@Torlik11 as a non british guy, ist not that obvious

[@darylgoddard5186]

"Oh Dear Sir I see that you have a lot of priceless lands, dont worry I can take them off your hands for you, for you see I'm just a humble Tea Merchant" says Spiff before stealing all the lands.

[@0neChubbyBunny]

Spiff: "Bannerlord is a perfectly balanced game" Me: playing as a baby after hitting "R" on the character creation screen.

[@jfarrar19]

Hmm. I have an idea for a Mitten Squad "Can you beat" video

[@dotubebros861]

Spiff: “there is no land to be taken.” Argoron: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@diamongameri5004]

The sentence "I'm pretty sure noone ever tested this feature" resonated in my brain all along the video. This is hilarious xD.

[@No-uc6fg]

12:04 "People are paying me to rob them." So, everyday Britain?

[@CanalTremocos]

If people don't pay you it's only attempted robbery.

[@Khornecussion]

@@CanalTremocos You clearly aren't woke enough if you do live in Britain. If you're an American, not sure you understand.

[@isaacvincent8443]

Spiff: "People are paying me to steal from them." IRS: Hold my tea.

[@JohnnyFaber]

You win the internet today my friend

[@notar2123]

so original comment, much funny

[@onegonearm]

Then they'd tax you for the tea gift they just gave you.

[@YouTubecanfuckagoat]

Isaac Vincent I think Rogers follow this business model

[@jacoren5785]

I love seeing these videos because I loved playing warband years ago, and I hope that the developers see this videos and continue to address them as they go through early access. Also it's hilarious to see what bending you can do while they work on it.

[@katyushamarikov8819]

Missed the opportunity for "My kingdom for a horse" jokes.

[@FeyTheBin]

You're goddamn right.

[@GamerState101]

I appreciate that Spiff is exposing all Te exploits so the developers could fix the issues now while it’s in early access

[@Doktor_Jones]

It would be nice, if they didn't fixed all the exploits before this video was released. Srsly, Spiffy if kinda a slowpoke.

[@Jonjon13Jonjon13]

@@Doktor_Jones ever considered that he probably reports the bugs himself, and waits for them to be fixed BEFORE relasing the video so there isn't a wave of exploiters breaking the game? In crappy old games probably he doesn't bother reporting, but in a game like this in early access I'm sure he reports what he finds.

[@HomeoftheWilt17]

Or... y'know... it could've been the other hundreds of users that found this exploit. But no, I'm sure Spiff is the reason the exploits are being fixed. /s Also, why would he worry about others exploiting a *single player game*? That's just silly.

[@yuibkys3522]

Jon_jon13 no he doesnt do that because its an offline game and it doesnt matter how many people use it

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

Do any of you have any idea of the kind of time and work that it takes to edit down hours of raw gameplay footage into a high-quality 30-minute video?

[@manicmagician]

Oh lord that was such a stupid exploit i love it. They just...didbt test that system at all. And I just started playing Knights of the Old Republic again recently so i would love to see you break it.

[@seanhorne9171]

Spiff doesn’t want to defeat the empire. He *is* the empire!!

[@alecc2335]

"We've practially purchased almost the entire world" Yeah, yeah "purchased" suree.

[@alephnole7009]

The best part is that the Lord's will no longer be receiving taxes, so they won't be able to pay they're army's and will all become defenceless after a while.

[@bakersmileyface]

​@@alephnole7009 Yeah, supposing he takes all of the land he would be invincible. None of the lords would so much as be able to raid a village given that there's militia inside them. Especially if you take into consideration that there's going to be stacks of 50 forest bandits wandering around to destroy them if they stay too long in one location to raid a village or lay siege. He's basically beat the game.

[@AlexK-sk4qb]

And from then on, the entire world worked in wood shops.

[@bakersmileyface]

@@AlexK-sk4qb And Tea.

[@Sss-vs7pu]

“And then, of course, the oil... so that you may lubricate yourself, and then slide away from me” rofl bro

[@yuuneeq9494]

"It's 4:00pm Jorah, time for your estate flattening!" "Yes dear..."

[@akumasti04]

Note to everyone: Don't sell things to cities. Find caravans and sell to them instead. The value of the item you are selling doesn't drop. So, in a city you will see the value of an item drop from 200 to 192 then to 178... and so on... but caravans, you will see the item stay at the base price they will buy it for. So, if an item sells for 200, the item price won't drop and you sell all of that item for 200. Just a quick tip. Happy hunting!

nice advice, thanks! i never interacted with caravans except for the escort missions

[@ands1983]

Same thing for peasant towns. Buy their stuff without the price going up. Then sell to caravans. Profit.

[@konjikoza]

But cities have better prices? Maybe when the price drops then sell to a caravan

[@akumasti04]

@@konjikoza It depends. I will usually check the price physically at the city. Then, wait for a caravan to show up outside and then check their prices. Sometimes different factions caravans have different price rates so you might have to wait for a few different ones to come through before you get one. I have checked a city I was waiting at for steel and they were buying for about 220. Then, the caravan comes along and it was buying for about 260-270. But, I have also noticed while selling mats from blacksmithing in cities that all the mats will significantly drop instead of just that one I was selling. The caravan doesn't care and never drops.

[@frigginsepone446]

@ You never raided a caravan? You missed one of the best dialogues in the game: Player: Gimme all your goods! Guards: Only over our dead bodies! Player *You must have misunderstood me. Go in peace.*

[@sauviisinew2464]

“take this oil so you can slide away from me.” my favorite part of the the whole video 😂

[@alexs2195]

I'm very disappointed, she should have traded her kingdom for a horse

[@gerwaldlindhelm1230]

Spiff: "Would you like to see the legendary return of Skyrim?" Do you even have to ask? Bring it on!

[@Ruftinator]

Spiff the legendary broker of Mount & Blade😂 It is said that people didn’t only sell land to him, they paid him to do so as well!

[@jeremybatterbee3613]

"OH! And the oil. So you can slide yourself away from me" - Spiff 2020

[@Sir_Hammelot]

Yesterday i were playing and went to trade with the leader of a faction and saw that i could trade cityes with him. So for fun i went and said "give me all your citys" and when i offerd one gold he said looks good to me. And thats how i became lord of the empire for only one gold. Best trade deal ever

[@james14294]

I am reminded of a quote from Shakespeare “A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!” Never seen such a literal use of that quote :P

[@wolfrandom9769]

Oh, I'm pretty sure this land exploit was already patched ): Although land is so cheap you can just buy it all anyway so... not exactly very patched.

[@dionblauw]

wasn't it like 300k - 500k per settlement in this patch?

[@wolfrandom9769]

@@dionblauw I only paid 100k

[@FrancoisMarchant]

Why a lord owning 10 million denars would sell his only settlement for 350k is beyond me. They need to make the price vary with the amount of cash the lord has, so only lords that are desperate for money will ever consider selling them.

[@MindBlowerWTF]

@@FrancoisMarchant why would they have 10millions in the first place?

[@echomjp]

@@FrancoisMarchant I would argue that they simply need to rework the economy of the game, and especially how lords make and spend money, so that they have money that matches their ownership of land and such more intelligently. Though in any case it needs to be less broken than it currently is.

[@twyx6928]

6:04 Can we just appreciate this majestic lad with the "I have absolutely no idead what's going on" expression?

[@JigsawLV]

I can't even imagine how do you get 225 trade without cheat engine...

[@davisgc02]

"The Art of the Deal" by Spiffing Brit

[@desogames1983]

15:00 "A Cow! a Cow! my kingdom for a Cow!" Spiff: Here have two.

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

"If you join an Ai Kingdom at the moment, you have a very small chance of being given land" I actually had the opposite problem on my first playthrough. When I became a vassal I was give every settlement the kingdom controlled. It got so out of hand that I had to use influence points to vote for other people to be given territory I didn't want.

[@notgray88]

I'm having the same issue. I already control Myzea, Epicrotea, and Danustica but I don't have enough men to staff garrisons for any more towns, but they keep voting for me!

[@notgray88]

Having 220 Charm is so busted because everyones relation is 90+

[@skryerx4494]

The NPC's just don't want the responsibility of running those settlements. They KNOW they got the better end of the deal.

[@Gandorhar]

Spiff plays Bannerlord, "Oh look its literally free real estate." Time to raise a cup of tea to your remarkeble conquering skills my lord!

[@Volkmargrim]

The values of the cities are set for the cities at the start of the game. But they grow overtime thus adding more to the value and getting the overflow. They probably put the initial value close as possible to the roof value.

[@stormboss57]

Spiff: Let us take over the world! Lieutenant: Ooo my lord how do plan to do that? Spiff: Ask nicely.

[@TheArklyte]

Why do I think of Vetinari after those words?

[@rjhogan07]

TheArklyte Because he would figure out a way to lightly nudge events so that, if it was in his best interest to do so, he would be able to do exactly that? That is his preferred method of dealing with problems.

[@wickederebus]

That Charisma stat thought.

[@miruneverdies]

KotOR? KotOR! KotOR2 would be even more fun, if played with Restored Content Mod.

[@admiralkota]

I also agree

[@number3729]

You had me crying with laughter with all the dialogue. Thank you for this. Subscribed!

[@springheeledjackofthegurdi2117]

I can't wait for when someone adds a new history book to Mount & Blade Warband on the great Calradia buyout about the mysterious Sir Spiff a merchant who through the use of a magic potion called Yorkshire Tea brought out every merchant, lord and king of all there lands and gold in exchange the tat in his pockets.