M&B Bannerlord Peasant Army Only Challenge - Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

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@Torlik11
@Torlik11 4 жыл бұрын
Shopkeeper: "So, how are you're gonna pay for this?" Spiff: *execute his own horse in front of him* Shopkeeper: " Please, take everything"
@aaronbasham6554
@aaronbasham6554 4 жыл бұрын
I think that is what would happen irl
@johnmelvilledrysdale8347
@johnmelvilledrysdale8347 4 жыл бұрын
This exploration doesnot work for me. Is it patched?
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 4 жыл бұрын
I love it
@KKing650
@KKing650 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmelvilledrysdale8347 Probably, they are pretty quick at patching
@pointystories582
@pointystories582 4 жыл бұрын
They are extreme Animal lovers and are giving all their belonging to cheer you up from the recent (very very recent) death of your horse!
@vikingcathq
@vikingcathq 3 жыл бұрын
'My lord, the city is starving!' 'Well what about the huge pile of food just outside the gates?' 'We can't pick it up, my lord!' 'Oh bugger. Can't we get more?' 'No m'lord.' 'How do we usually produce our food?' 'Don't know sir.'
@Danangboy13
@Danangboy13 4 жыл бұрын
I was so early, I saw this when it was accidentally made public.
@cpt_blumish2660
@cpt_blumish2660 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@mutatedwarturtle5692
@mutatedwarturtle5692 4 жыл бұрын
Peter Le same
@PhantomSavage
@PhantomSavage 4 жыл бұрын
^ This.
@ectube
@ectube 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@danielmendes5978
@danielmendes5978 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahah same here
@viper1120
@viper1120 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "Steppe Recurve Bow" Spif: "STEEP RECURSIVE BOW"
@skrv8588
@skrv8588 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff-Calls an army of recruits peasants. The actual peasant unit that has a 0 gold upkeep-"Am I a joke to you?"
@KainYusanagi
@KainYusanagi 4 жыл бұрын
Well tbf the peasant recruits are still peasants. They just have some basic militia training. ;)
@Baleur
@Baleur 4 жыл бұрын
I mean as entertaining as his vids are, the whole "IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME IWTH NO EXPLOITS" lost all its sarcastic meaning back when he started using cheats to fuck up game balance (like 100 stat man in crusader kings etc). Yea its fun, but doesnt really say anything about game balance when you're cheating xD
@Robjec53
@Robjec53 4 жыл бұрын
@@Baleur but the cheats in videos like this one aren't needed for the actual exploit being shown off, just used to create a hook for the end. I think its fine in those cases. As long as its entertaining lol.
@Anomalous_Ape
@Anomalous_Ape 4 жыл бұрын
@@Robjec53 The money exploit sure, even though the cheat stats effect the trade penalty, doesn't make a big difference, but when it comes to party size, that makes a massive difference, between the massive stewardship stat, and however high he might of pumped up his clan tier, plus perks that would've effected party size, his party size was pumped up to impossible levels. The only reasonable way to get such a size early on is through being a vassal and forming an army. Then it's just overcoming quality with quantity plus some luck. It would of been much different, even with the money exploits, if he had to stick with default party sizes and unboosted stats edit: not to mention the ridiculous medecine stat was why only 15 peasants died in the battle with that army, as it has an effect on how likely did they die vs get wounded in combat, keeping casualties down, along with recovery rates
@Robjec53
@Robjec53 4 жыл бұрын
@@Anomalous_Ape But even with those the cheats were basically a time saver. It's more of well this is possible but you'd have to sink hundreds of hours in for it too work.
@recaru0331
@recaru0331 4 жыл бұрын
When you max out your Intimidation skill: Merchant: "You have to pay me 400k gold... now." Sir Spiff: *Beheads a horse in one great swing while staring into merchant's soul* "How much?" Merchant: *Stunned and Terrified* "You know what? It's opposite day! I'll give you gold instead. Please enjoy your wares!"
@jaypea30
@jaypea30 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@sultanhamzah8974
@sultanhamzah8974 2 жыл бұрын
lollllllllllll
@Shiamiru-5
@Shiamiru-5 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for "Microsoft Solitaire is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits"
@GOAK_1
@GOAK_1 4 жыл бұрын
“2048 is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits”
@RecklessInternetting
@RecklessInternetting 4 жыл бұрын
Space Pinball on Windows XP is also perfectly balanced
@georgestein403
@georgestein403 4 жыл бұрын
i cant believe i actually got real intrested and searched that up...
@Katzenwolf13
@Katzenwolf13 4 жыл бұрын
"He's going to use nothing but peasants." *hires recruits*
@fredasd7017
@fredasd7017 4 жыл бұрын
yeah wondered this aswell.. i see no peasants...
@DarkwearGT
@DarkwearGT 4 жыл бұрын
Recruit is a peasant
@izhafirulloh
@izhafirulloh 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwearGT no they are not lol, there are peasant units in bannerlord, they are bellow recruits
@DarkwearGT
@DarkwearGT 4 жыл бұрын
@@izhafirulloh shut up mate, your a fricking peasant In our british colony of south africa after u got capture fighting south africa
@DarkwearGT
@DarkwearGT 4 жыл бұрын
1900s flash backs
@Pagan616
@Pagan616 4 жыл бұрын
''The peasants are revolting my lord'' ''I know that, but what are they actually doing?''
@naokurogami
@naokurogami 4 жыл бұрын
Damnnn
@WizardHatGames
@WizardHatGames 4 жыл бұрын
Is it a Black Adder reference?
@Pagan616
@Pagan616 4 жыл бұрын
@@WizardHatGames Yes
@alexanderthegreat6682
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 жыл бұрын
oh _that_ kind of revolting!
@lucifersatan8240
@lucifersatan8240 11 ай бұрын
"Sure they smell a bit but I wouldn't say they're 'revolting'."
@landersstephen
@landersstephen 4 жыл бұрын
This kind of video is specifically why I fell in love with this community and your beautifully crafted videos, it's the on the fly ad-lib from the character creator that builds a rich and historic story for your characters... Bario, Seymour Clevarge, Reanu Keeves.... You tell their stories so well and make me giggle through out the video that is your art.... Puts me back in my school days talking absolutely madness with my friends... Bless you good sir and keep up the tea-rific work.
@TM-nv
@TM-nv 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, ask the French how dangerous a peasant army can be.
@ShitStainedBallSack
@ShitStainedBallSack 4 жыл бұрын
Ask the British lol... we had a rough time with the welsh
@KaneCold
@KaneCold 4 жыл бұрын
But he already dropped all the grain outside the wall ... what should he do else to enrage them? eat the cake alone?
@tonyespinola2896
@tonyespinola2896 4 жыл бұрын
Well it is the French... anything that puts up a fight is dangerous.
@NuminorChanel
@NuminorChanel 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it's hard to say that they were peasants. They trained with bow stating at 8-9 years daily. Technically yes, but not really.
@Tysoe88
@Tysoe88 4 жыл бұрын
He’s on about the french republican army headed by napoleon. They nearly conquered Europe...just to clear it up
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere 4 жыл бұрын
This would explain why I can no longer slaughter old work horses during trading right now.
@savageboyy1
@savageboyy1 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff- "Monstrous Schnozz" Me- *Looks in Mirror, Cries*
@Aidan851
@Aidan851 4 жыл бұрын
Eyy large nose gang
@kphizzle9569
@kphizzle9569 4 жыл бұрын
You nose there's no shame in it
@lithuaniaball
@lithuaniaball 4 жыл бұрын
Oy vey
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 4 жыл бұрын
@@kphizzle9569 It's there if you sniff it out
@terror8467
@terror8467 4 жыл бұрын
Just means you can sniff out better trade deals, my merchant friend
@eleventy7
@eleventy7 3 жыл бұрын
9:17 This honestly sounds like something out of a really old-school fairy tale. "And Bario, destitute of wealth and renown set forth on his quest. Openly he lamented his troubles, bemoaning his I'll fortune, until it happened upon the ears of a sly fox. Said the fox 'Why carry on as such, brave Bario? It is unbecoming of a warrior. Here, show your decisive intent and strike off the head of your horse.' Considering for a moment, Bario drew up his sword and took off the horse's head. From the wound poured forth a bounty of arms and armor and riches as he had never seen in all his days. 'Remember, brave Bario,' crooned the fox, 'The fortunes of this world come to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.'"
@hishamaziz764
@hishamaziz764 3 жыл бұрын
'The fortunes of this world comes to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.' (and a Sumpter Horse)
@georgeernst4348
@georgeernst4348 2 жыл бұрын
"Bario found no merit in a diet of potable food. Instead, Bario found sustinance in Barium enemas. And Bario grew stronger."
@leatheryfoot6354
@leatheryfoot6354 Жыл бұрын
You've literally made a fable.
@neburiveS
@neburiveS 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the inspiration, just turned this into a fairytale in my D&D world.
@Crab_789
@Crab_789 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if reanu keeves escaped into M&B bannerlord
@karoljones7455
@karoljones7455 4 жыл бұрын
Hint hint
@thescreemregular5168
@thescreemregular5168 4 жыл бұрын
oh no... ☕️
@willh8950
@willh8950 4 жыл бұрын
The only man who could defeat Bario Bario the Destroyer... alternatively, Reanu Keeves could make things that much worse for the residents of Bannerland if he decides Bario is a worthy ally
@bigbobtank1563
@bigbobtank1563 4 жыл бұрын
But Imagine if seymore clevarge also part like reeanu keeves,bario,&seymore joined
@dieseljester
@dieseljester 2 жыл бұрын
Bannerlord Devs: "We've finally fixed all of the bugs and exploits! Spiffing Brit: "Hey! I've found another way to break the game!" Devs: Sigh...
@Jokoko2828
@Jokoko2828 2 жыл бұрын
Top bug tester just doing his job.
@luckyassassin1
@luckyassassin1 2 жыл бұрын
This is a pretty good way to see if your game is balanced properly and if your bug patches have been doing anything. Your play testers won't catch everything so just send it to a professional exploiter and see where you need to put more work in. From my experience the most recent version of the game has patched much of the exploits out or fixed them to be more balanced but making money in bannerlord is so easy i can't imagine you'd have much trouble with that after the early game
@wilfdarr
@wilfdarr 2 жыл бұрын
It's single player: if you want to cheese the shit out of it, who cares?! Leave the bugs in.
@DFAnton
@DFAnton 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: At the end of the day, it's a single player game, and you can play it in whatever way you see fit. Also Spiff: Let me tell you how to make your friends want to kill you in Civ and AoE.
@littleh4xx0r
@littleh4xx0r 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Don't start a war, buy all their crops and dump it in front of their gates, it's way more effective" US of A: "Spiff's breaking out our strategies... again."
@killer-ll4pn
@killer-ll4pn 3 жыл бұрын
True lol
@whatisahandle_69
@whatisahandle_69 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wait, they have oil. Looks like war's back on the menu, boys!
@killer-ll4pn
@killer-ll4pn 2 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandle_69 Ah LOTR quote
@littleh4xx0r
@littleh4xx0r 2 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandle_69 Oh, i somehow forgot that one. But usually they start by buying up or sanctioning shit survival depends on.
@eshasunrise
@eshasunrise 4 жыл бұрын
The recursive bow, which shoots an unending torrent of exponentially increasing arrows.
@caleb-hines
@caleb-hines 4 жыл бұрын
The recursive bow shoots another recursive bow, which itself, shoots a recursive bow, etc...
@heygek2769
@heygek2769 4 жыл бұрын
not just any recursive bow, it's a 'steep recursive bow' i think spiff might have used some exploits to get through his english classes
@Adamantium9001
@Adamantium9001 4 жыл бұрын
@@heygek2769 Steep recursive bow = ackermnann bow?
@heygek2769
@heygek2769 4 жыл бұрын
@@Adamantium9001 how does the ackermann principle relate to this in any way?
@SimChucky
@SimChucky 4 жыл бұрын
@@heygek2769 In plain terms, the Ackermann function is an example of a very fast growing recursive function.
@mj8756
@mj8756 4 жыл бұрын
"Im not made of money" literally walks up to a city and takes all their gold
@dalh598.1
@dalh598.1 4 жыл бұрын
Bannerlord: The game of conquering, diplomacy, and sacrificing horses to the trade gods.
@robert_gaming
@robert_gaming 4 жыл бұрын
TRADES FOR THE TRADE GOD! GOODS FOR THE GOODS THRONE!
@agnidas5816
@agnidas5816 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm sounds like Ancient Asia ...
@captainkiok881
@captainkiok881 3 жыл бұрын
Some say that Ragnarok will be caused by the invetable duel of Bario and Reanu Keeves.
@kakyoin4960
@kakyoin4960 3 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie watching the fight on his thrown with the head of t series and cocomelon
@Mr-Money01
@Mr-Money01 4 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: I’m going to customize my character Me remembering all the ugly characters he made: I think you mean cursetomize!
@fabiansuckfull9446
@fabiansuckfull9446 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "You see you can kill your horse here in the trade menu" Me: "Ah yes he's going to use the horse meat exploit of buying old workhorses and selling their meat at a ridiculous markup...oh ok. That's not what's going on here"
@hauuagdbhshg3604
@hauuagdbhshg3604 4 жыл бұрын
This exploit was fixed about two weeks ago. It's 1.1.0 or even earlier he's playing. Cause 6 tier bows now cost around 30k when buying, and around 5k when selling.
@karlg2123
@karlg2123 4 жыл бұрын
Me after Spiff mentioned a legendary character: it's gonna be reanu keeves, but no BARIO it is. And the silly story, how does one come up with stuff like that. Awesome as always, keep ist up.
@majstealth
@majstealth 4 жыл бұрын
i assume an overdose of tea and biscuits...^^
@argentpuck
@argentpuck 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was gonna be Seymour Clevarge again.
@TestAccount-qn8vc
@TestAccount-qn8vc 4 жыл бұрын
@@argentpuck I thought the same.
@DaijiSann__
@DaijiSann__ 4 жыл бұрын
Does Bario believes in the one and only True Faith of the great omnipotent god among gods Reanu Keeves though???
@ILike2PlayBass
@ILike2PlayBass 4 жыл бұрын
@@majstealth Yorkshire tea to be specific 👌
@raku8391
@raku8391 3 жыл бұрын
27:26 you can see the dude coming at him with a spear then a sudden cut and his hp has gone down, he wasn't happy he got stabbed there.
@possessedaerosol8343
@possessedaerosol8343 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was here this early, the queen hadn’t discovered the tea of infinite youth
@powerpappa5871
@powerpappa5871 4 жыл бұрын
Infinite life not youth, sadly
@PrepareToDie0
@PrepareToDie0 4 жыл бұрын
The Royal Family is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever...
@AdmiralMeow
@AdmiralMeow 4 жыл бұрын
The horse slaughter exploit has been patched since last weekend (version 1.2.1)
@blacksalena0
@blacksalena0 4 жыл бұрын
=(
@Astarlord
@Astarlord 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck ;_;
@Zandonus
@Zandonus 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting the patch number. Helps a lot.
@itshenry8977
@itshenry8977 4 жыл бұрын
Aww
@tjokkerstar1462
@tjokkerstar1462 4 жыл бұрын
good
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 4 жыл бұрын
Mario may save the Mushroom Kingdom, *Bario makes his own.*
@JafoTHEgreat
@JafoTHEgreat 2 жыл бұрын
"....bario mario...." I'm done, I've cracked. I woke up the whole house by laughing. Dopamine rush like noneother.
@marcinmisiek768
@marcinmisiek768 4 жыл бұрын
"The war bow economy is broken" A bow! A bow! My kingdom for a bow!
@TheCaptNoname
@TheCaptNoname 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually more like "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a slaughtered horse!"
@jaiswole8709
@jaiswole8709 4 жыл бұрын
'Help I'm being repressed' - Peasants in Spiffs army
@guy_autordie
@guy_autordie 4 жыл бұрын
The dev need to introduce the cheat name code: reanu keeves.
@LucidValvo
@LucidValvo 4 жыл бұрын
Starting watching your videos a few weeks ago. Flipping fantastic! My brother and I bought a box of Yorkshire Gold, and as the American-born sons of an English ex-pat Mother from London, we agree it's better than PG Tips! Thank you for enlightening us in our tea knowledge! Thank you for producing so many wonderful videos. Hats off to you!
@TorzyTheJer
@TorzyTheJer 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else irked on the fact he's got an army of Recruits and not Peasants? By game design, these are not the same!
@markrichards7377
@markrichards7377 4 жыл бұрын
It's kills me every time he says it.
@kraanz
@kraanz 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, and actual Peasants cost you 0 gold each.
@Idontcarewhathandleihave
@Idontcarewhathandleihave 4 жыл бұрын
kraanz they changed peasants to cost 1 gold in the most recent patch, I loved free armies though when they were a thing.
@kraanz
@kraanz 4 жыл бұрын
@@Idontcarewhathandleihave Oh, ok, haven't played for a week or so.
@pr0faker
@pr0faker 4 жыл бұрын
@@Idontcarewhathandleihave I love my army of fian champions that start shooting those peasants from 250m away. its glorious.
@zenolich6579
@zenolich6579 4 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff as always Spiffing Yeah having 500 in every stat is absolutely ridiculous, but i will give massive props to the developers as well for how well a lot of the skills can affect other parts of the game. The two MVP skills here are Tactics and Medicine, being maxed in both can make even the most basic unit in Bannerlord put in some work in the battles if you look at the skills. Woe betide any AI opponent that is on the receiving end of that if Spiff decided to use those same skills on the highest tier soldiers special mention to leadership for being able to give spiff the power of the peasantide
@Lucipher07
@Lucipher07 4 жыл бұрын
You call them Peasants? Surely you meant to call them "The Barmy Army"
@orderofdusk2382
@orderofdusk2382 4 жыл бұрын
No, more like the soviet army.
@ShitStainedBallSack
@ShitStainedBallSack 4 жыл бұрын
The mighty sausages
@orderofdusk2382
@orderofdusk2382 4 жыл бұрын
@ZapNinja Isn't that kindof the same thing?
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Spiff: "STEEP" bow.
@IndigoRose13
@IndigoRose13 4 жыл бұрын
It's because of all the tea he drinks. Steeping is constantly on his mind.
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 4 жыл бұрын
@@IndigoRose13 This response is funnier than my comment I'm doomed
@miauwuff3854
@miauwuff3854 4 жыл бұрын
"A booze producing empire is not going to be successful" Russia managed well enough.
@firstname4097
@firstname4097 4 жыл бұрын
they did do some serious arms manufacturing as well though...
@WinterRaven25
@WinterRaven25 4 жыл бұрын
Well... tractors and booze...
@derfliegendetempler
@derfliegendetempler 4 жыл бұрын
Bavaria would like to have a word with you.
@ShadowWolfRising
@ShadowWolfRising 4 жыл бұрын
Belgium: Come again?
@delta138_zam
@delta138_zam 4 жыл бұрын
In what world was Russia financially successful? XD
@HewieSux
@HewieSux 4 жыл бұрын
30:40 i really appreciate the flashing lights warning there my lord ༼ つ ^ _^ ༽つ ♡ EDIT : I love how Yanagur looks like a run-down version of Mario too (especially the hat), showcasing true dedication to Bario
@RashaKahn
@RashaKahn 4 жыл бұрын
I was curious on how you were actually going to recruit peasants, but they were all recruits.
@azell2913
@azell2913 4 жыл бұрын
yeah it was frustrating i would just by attacking villagers your at war with the recruiting them as prisoners or killing bandits
@niallcoughlan4900
@niallcoughlan4900 2 жыл бұрын
The starvation tactics finally made sense when he donned the union jack
@louiscaprini6277
@louiscaprini6277 4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "If you've ever seen rule 34 Mario art before..." Anything you'd like to share, Spiff?
@ValentineC137
@ValentineC137 4 жыл бұрын
:3c
@ДмитрийЮрьевичПлотников
@ДмитрийЮрьевичПлотников 2 жыл бұрын
"An entire booze-producing empire is probbaly not going to be very financially successfull." Cue the Russian Empire casually making 40 percent of its budget from booze.
@DCdabest
@DCdabest 4 жыл бұрын
That shop exploit was truly next level. I couldn't even laugh. I was gobsmacked. How did that make it even into the beta? That's obscenely funny.
@glenmcgillivray4707
@glenmcgillivray4707 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly they thought you might like to slaughter animals in the shop screen to sell their meat to starving cities. Great idea. What the feature used incorrectly causes you to steal a cities entire inventory? Whoops Oh and I wonder if bows are over priced because they have incorrect 'value' based on power or range. But that would probably be too simple of a bug.
@hayokamikaze5896
@hayokamikaze5896 3 жыл бұрын
Really love how fun Spiff makes character creation in these games.
@willow1601
@willow1601 4 жыл бұрын
Looking at the other lord's armies when I've played this game, they already employ this peasants only tactic.
@Iris_n_Parti
@Iris_n_Parti 4 жыл бұрын
That's because the AI Lords in this game struggle to make battle hardened parties since they'd most likely would have been destroyed by the Player or another Lord and they barely go after Looter Parties which can be used to level up your troops
@Vytautas4Xfiles
@Vytautas4Xfiles 4 жыл бұрын
Please continue with this epic of story arcs. The grandeur of which is humbling us the pessant army recruits.
@comrademossball5388
@comrademossball5388 4 жыл бұрын
saw this yesterday Im close to tea farmer but as of now im still part of the godly peasant horde!
@Starman062
@Starman062 4 жыл бұрын
It’s BIG DAVE!!!!
@comrademossball5388
@comrademossball5388 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit always bet on dave.
@Jacksonthehedgehog9
@Jacksonthehedgehog9 4 жыл бұрын
So that's what the upgrade for peasant is....at least in Bario's kingdom
@Satherian
@Satherian 4 жыл бұрын
oh shit, Big Dave
@Konghammer1
@Konghammer1 7 ай бұрын
I try to think about how much time you spend just hunting these breaks down off camera and it makes my head hurt. You are an animal sir.
@ragzaugustus
@ragzaugustus 4 жыл бұрын
"Quantity has a quality all its own" - Uncle Joe.
@somedude6833
@somedude6833 4 жыл бұрын
"its a single player game so you can play it as you see fit" *15 seconds earlier* "That is the wrong way to play the game"
@badhabit6140
@badhabit6140 4 жыл бұрын
Watching spiffing Britt while doing push-ups... "Yea I'm sure this is normal"
@badhabit6140
@badhabit6140 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit perfectly balanced with no exploits what so ever
@tryazeve9420
@tryazeve9420 4 жыл бұрын
It's normal compared to what most of the rest of his audience does whilst watching
@badhabit6140
@badhabit6140 4 жыл бұрын
@@tryazeve9420 it seems to me you're speaking from experience haha
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 3 жыл бұрын
Snatcher Spiff be like _"Not enough peasants? Let's try 1,000."_
@i_am_the_one8870
@i_am_the_one8870 4 жыл бұрын
I love how this man’s narrative is so amusing 😂
@WilliamLloydBevan
@WilliamLloydBevan 4 жыл бұрын
It's 3am and as a brit myself, pretty immune to all humour, as is tradition but you got me to chuckle at the Bario. Well played sir. this round to you.
@captainmurphy4948
@captainmurphy4948 4 жыл бұрын
"We're going for the roundest head possible" I'm disappointed it wasn't Rian Johnson.
@GameJade
@GameJade 4 жыл бұрын
Takes all of the town's inventory and grants them the splendor of witnessing his masterful slaughtering techniques. Shopkeep: "So about that gold..." Bario: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
@Juanirva
@Juanirva 4 жыл бұрын
"Prisoners you are free, i'm sorry" Speaking like a true Britishman right there
@matthewlemon523
@matthewlemon523 4 жыл бұрын
"It's early access!, I am sure it will be beautiful on release.." *todd howard grins in sinister*
@Arkticus
@Arkticus 4 жыл бұрын
When this was first released I was so confused when after getting to about the ten-minute mark the video stopped working, and then it informed it had been made private. I thought that maybe the bots got to it, or something, but apparently not. Glad it's back up now :)
@Reelix
@Reelix 4 жыл бұрын
The previous version was causing some issues for people with epilepsy, so it got taken down and the warning added.
@silentserge89
@silentserge89 4 жыл бұрын
29:18 I notice there is your long missing brother Mario is practicing jumping the castle wall~
@TheEhlek23
@TheEhlek23 3 жыл бұрын
Bario is Mario's cousin. Luigi is Mario's brother. Bario is Luigi's brother. What sort of Alabama pretzel family tree is this???
@Mightylcanis
@Mightylcanis 3 жыл бұрын
Half brothers perhaps? For instance, Mario and Luigi share a mother, where Luigi and Bario share a father, and Mario's father and Bario's mother are siblings. I think that makes sense, feel free to correct me.
@GuardbrosFieldRadio
@GuardbrosFieldRadio 4 жыл бұрын
>pop in Bannerlord >Go to slaughter horse >Icon is gone Spifffff. You bamboozler.
@iamplay797
@iamplay797 4 жыл бұрын
haha i watched some master trading guide this week for bannerlord but i now know this is the ultimate master trading guide
@mrosck1
@mrosck1 4 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. Bannerlord 80 hours in is much fun but frustrating too. These videos refresh me to jump back into the fold.!
@Rankhole123
@Rankhole123 4 жыл бұрын
The reason your peasants are actually that strong is because of the medic skill that makes your troops tankier, giving them lots of health. I think it's something like + (HealingSkill - 200 / 2) health, so your peasants were WAY more tanky than any unit in the game.
@keyan1219
@keyan1219 4 жыл бұрын
Rankhole yeah also a lot of them don’t die I think that’s due to the medic skill too
@Rankhole123
@Rankhole123 4 жыл бұрын
@@keyan1219 That's what I mean. They have like +100 hp or something like that.
@keyan1219
@keyan1219 4 жыл бұрын
Rankhole sorry I think I phrased it wrong What I meant is they get wounded instead of dying
@vocks85
@vocks85 3 жыл бұрын
Was really excited to see more episodes of this play through. I hope you can still make more!
@W1nt3rFox
@W1nt3rFox Жыл бұрын
In the character creation before you said it was Bario i was waiting for you to call him Meddie Frercury
@gleffharno
@gleffharno 4 жыл бұрын
Bario looks like the merchant I had to protect from balvorines in the first fable game. If I remember right he's not the merchant that ends up turning into a Balvorine anyway, he's the surviving friend
@Puzzlers100
@Puzzlers100 4 жыл бұрын
Spif wanted a seige, but got a seizure (almost)
@VeebsterTV
@VeebsterTV 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but I absolutely lost it at the Bario intro, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard so far this year
@VeebsterTV
@VeebsterTV 4 жыл бұрын
Also yes I know hella late to the video
@greatestwingman5799
@greatestwingman5799 4 жыл бұрын
Who remembers when this was first uploaded
@mr.coffee6242
@mr.coffee6242 4 жыл бұрын
Entire armies of peasants and inferiority complex = British Empire Well done. Great demonstration of that concept 😁
@Xtorin_Housecat_Ohern
@Xtorin_Housecat_Ohern 4 жыл бұрын
"steep recursive bow" is that deliberate?
@oblivion1971uesp
@oblivion1971uesp 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a Alexander the great quote "I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion"
@donkosaurus
@donkosaurus 4 жыл бұрын
YT search history: spiffing birt spiffinf birt madcat catamaran race camel race
@hogweedblitz8739
@hogweedblitz8739 4 жыл бұрын
lol!! Still churning out hilarious videos! Well Done! I can imagine the look of horror on the Talewords devs as they see their game utterly exploited and destroyed by Spiffy! Too Funny!!
@brynotar
@brynotar 4 жыл бұрын
An Army of just recruits? Sounds like he is just Role-playing as the AI
@HappyCamper84
@HappyCamper84 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an epileptic and I have to say, thanks man. Never seen a content creator on here ever do that. Hilarious content too. 😎
@Stefan-vz4pm
@Stefan-vz4pm 4 жыл бұрын
I was half way through this before you took it down
@nejitentenlee21
@nejitentenlee21 4 жыл бұрын
Same, I was using it for background noise while doing housework when suddenly his voice cut out mid sentence and it said it was a private video
@elijunco5800
@elijunco5800 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Same here
@radioactive9861
@radioactive9861 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot get enough of these videos!
@earlfromdiscord8016
@earlfromdiscord8016 4 жыл бұрын
word steppe: *exists* Spiff: STEEP
@airborngaming2250
@airborngaming2250 4 жыл бұрын
Bario literally walks into a stable, chops off his steeds head and the walks away with the whole stock of the trader while he's frozen in fear and confusion.
@teinmeizeshi5209
@teinmeizeshi5209 4 жыл бұрын
As Todd has always tough us: "It just works."
@AntonSuprun
@AntonSuprun 4 жыл бұрын
Exploits aside, the game looks really fun. I love watching your videos on it. And I would never have known about it were it not for your channel. So thanks :)
@NisemonoVirtualCancer
@NisemonoVirtualCancer 4 жыл бұрын
18:17 Mathematics Chemistry: am i a joke to you?
@weaponizedemoticon1131
@weaponizedemoticon1131 4 жыл бұрын
Possibly the most enjoyable episode yet! What a game, what a man.
@TomOostenrijk
@TomOostenrijk 4 жыл бұрын
maxed out character, loses against 20 looters xD
@DarkwearGT
@DarkwearGT 4 жыл бұрын
With high level gear
@Shero1337
@Shero1337 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwearGT That's bannerlord for you, they decided even the best tier armor in the game is made of paper.
@Rob526
@Rob526 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shero1337 He had mid-upper tier armor and rocks do blunt damage. Blunt damage goes through armor.
@Shero1337
@Shero1337 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rob526 "Blunt damage goes through armor" That's the problem, a bunch of peasants throwing rocks should never be a threat to a full plate knight. I don't care what their throwing arm is like, every looter in the game shouldn't have armor piercing rocks, it just doesn't make any sense. It also is just kind of annoying, when you get late game in a mount and blade game and you see a group of 30 looters you should be able to rush strait in by yourself and kill them all without taking any damage, cuz your in full plate versus a bunch of tier 1 enemies with a bunch of rocks! Blunt damage needs a rebalance.
@Rob526
@Rob526 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shero1337 The damage for blunt should just be miniscule unless it hits you in the head. ie a body rock full armor 2 or so damage, a headshot I'd say maybe 10. The throwing arm doesn't matter much, rocks are heavy and having one punted at your head should deal damage. If you don't want enemies to be able to hurt you late game, play with reduced damage or get arMORE mod. You should not be able to charge 30 looters with plate and be impervious. If want you want is a power fantasy, yet again play on 1/3rd damage. Your character is one man, he isn't a monster. Even then you literally can do that. Looters switch to melee when you are withing about 5 meters, and they don't throw rocks through teamates. I have literally killed over 40 looters by myself and I don't use a shield nor any real long range weapons. With mid-upper tier armor at about level 16. Literally just sprint at them, once you get 10-ish to agro the rest can't hit you with rocks since teamates are in the way, once you have plate mail you can probably outrun the looters, boom run a train.
@dustycallins7601
@dustycallins7601 4 жыл бұрын
This was great. I hope you keep this going.
@North29TH
@North29TH 3 жыл бұрын
If this was in modern times, the military can't even fight back because of the Geneva Convention
@dergardos3847
@dergardos3847 4 жыл бұрын
Bario the Everchosen, Destroyer of the worlds, Herald of the Apocalypse, Lord of the End Times and just a very handsome guy
@jonathanvander5761
@jonathanvander5761 3 жыл бұрын
This was such a good video I had to buy this game to try it out!
@OrionOmega-ob2er
@OrionOmega-ob2er 2 жыл бұрын
Did it still work?
@JohnBromin
@JohnBromin 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing is finer in life then settling in with a warm cup of coffee and watching the spiffing brit.
@55zodiac55
@55zodiac55 4 жыл бұрын
I am so early i saw it before it got taken down and reuploaded
@55zodiac55
@55zodiac55 4 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Salty Man yeah but it got edited now
@jonathanmayo4898
@jonathanmayo4898 4 жыл бұрын
I love that the game saw his brothers comically massive round head and phoenetically called him "noggin'd"... such a great game 😂
@butterflyvision3084
@butterflyvision3084 4 жыл бұрын
Just modding the character's stats was a little disappointing, I was expecting some in game exploit to get unlimited stats somehow, otherwise awesome video.
@meir231
@meir231 4 жыл бұрын
0:26 I got me there buddy... I turned my phone and got bamboozled
@didgeridoodanielle
@didgeridoodanielle 4 жыл бұрын
according to youtube, i am the 32nd person to view this this, however, is most likely not true
@samuelhaley6114
@samuelhaley6114 4 жыл бұрын
I'm the 4.7k view and I think that is not true
@deathstrike369
@deathstrike369 4 жыл бұрын
@@samuelhaley6114 idk I'm showing to be 3214
@Bruh-hq1hx
@Bruh-hq1hx 4 жыл бұрын
According to youtube this Video is 1 Minute old which is a lie
@Bruh-hq1hx
@Bruh-hq1hx 4 жыл бұрын
@@randomnewbie7589 for me it said 1 Minute
@HotIsce
@HotIsce 4 жыл бұрын
Didgeridoo Dan apparently i was the third view and 58th like
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