Shopkeeper: "So, how are you're gonna pay for this?" Spiff: *execute his own horse in front of him* Shopkeeper: " Please, take everything"
@aaronbasham65544 жыл бұрын
I think that is what would happen irl
@johnmelvilledrysdale83474 жыл бұрын
This exploration doesnot work for me. Is it patched?
@Oblithian4 жыл бұрын
I love it
@KKing6504 жыл бұрын
@@johnmelvilledrysdale8347 Probably, they are pretty quick at patching
@pointystories5824 жыл бұрын
They are extreme Animal lovers and are giving all their belonging to cheer you up from the recent (very very recent) death of your horse!
@vikingcathq3 жыл бұрын
'My lord, the city is starving!' 'Well what about the huge pile of food just outside the gates?' 'We can't pick it up, my lord!' 'Oh bugger. Can't we get more?' 'No m'lord.' 'How do we usually produce our food?' 'Don't know sir.'
@Danangboy134 жыл бұрын
I was so early, I saw this when it was accidentally made public.
Spiff-Calls an army of recruits peasants. The actual peasant unit that has a 0 gold upkeep-"Am I a joke to you?"
@KainYusanagi4 жыл бұрын
Well tbf the peasant recruits are still peasants. They just have some basic militia training. ;)
@Baleur4 жыл бұрын
I mean as entertaining as his vids are, the whole "IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME IWTH NO EXPLOITS" lost all its sarcastic meaning back when he started using cheats to fuck up game balance (like 100 stat man in crusader kings etc). Yea its fun, but doesnt really say anything about game balance when you're cheating xD
@Robjec534 жыл бұрын
@@Baleur but the cheats in videos like this one aren't needed for the actual exploit being shown off, just used to create a hook for the end. I think its fine in those cases. As long as its entertaining lol.
@Anomalous_Ape4 жыл бұрын
@@Robjec53 The money exploit sure, even though the cheat stats effect the trade penalty, doesn't make a big difference, but when it comes to party size, that makes a massive difference, between the massive stewardship stat, and however high he might of pumped up his clan tier, plus perks that would've effected party size, his party size was pumped up to impossible levels. The only reasonable way to get such a size early on is through being a vassal and forming an army. Then it's just overcoming quality with quantity plus some luck. It would of been much different, even with the money exploits, if he had to stick with default party sizes and unboosted stats edit: not to mention the ridiculous medecine stat was why only 15 peasants died in the battle with that army, as it has an effect on how likely did they die vs get wounded in combat, keeping casualties down, along with recovery rates
@Robjec534 жыл бұрын
@@Anomalous_Ape But even with those the cheats were basically a time saver. It's more of well this is possible but you'd have to sink hundreds of hours in for it too work.
@recaru03314 жыл бұрын
When you max out your Intimidation skill: Merchant: "You have to pay me 400k gold... now." Sir Spiff: *Beheads a horse in one great swing while staring into merchant's soul* "How much?" Merchant: *Stunned and Terrified* "You know what? It's opposite day! I'll give you gold instead. Please enjoy your wares!"
@jaypea304 жыл бұрын
Nice
@sultanhamzah89742 жыл бұрын
lollllllllllll
@Shiamiru-54 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for "Microsoft Solitaire is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits"
@GOAK_14 жыл бұрын
“2048 is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits”
@RecklessInternetting4 жыл бұрын
Space Pinball on Windows XP is also perfectly balanced
@georgestein4034 жыл бұрын
i cant believe i actually got real intrested and searched that up...
@Katzenwolf134 жыл бұрын
"He's going to use nothing but peasants." *hires recruits*
@fredasd70174 жыл бұрын
yeah wondered this aswell.. i see no peasants...
@DarkwearGT4 жыл бұрын
Recruit is a peasant
@izhafirulloh4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwearGT no they are not lol, there are peasant units in bannerlord, they are bellow recruits
@DarkwearGT4 жыл бұрын
@@izhafirulloh shut up mate, your a fricking peasant In our british colony of south africa after u got capture fighting south africa
@DarkwearGT4 жыл бұрын
1900s flash backs
@Pagan6164 жыл бұрын
''The peasants are revolting my lord'' ''I know that, but what are they actually doing?''
@naokurogami4 жыл бұрын
Damnnn
@WizardHatGames4 жыл бұрын
Is it a Black Adder reference?
@Pagan6164 жыл бұрын
@@WizardHatGames Yes
@alexanderthegreat66823 жыл бұрын
oh _that_ kind of revolting!
@lucifersatan824011 ай бұрын
"Sure they smell a bit but I wouldn't say they're 'revolting'."
@landersstephen4 жыл бұрын
This kind of video is specifically why I fell in love with this community and your beautifully crafted videos, it's the on the fly ad-lib from the character creator that builds a rich and historic story for your characters... Bario, Seymour Clevarge, Reanu Keeves.... You tell their stories so well and make me giggle through out the video that is your art.... Puts me back in my school days talking absolutely madness with my friends... Bless you good sir and keep up the tea-rific work.
@TM-nv4 жыл бұрын
I mean, ask the French how dangerous a peasant army can be.
@ShitStainedBallSack4 жыл бұрын
Ask the British lol... we had a rough time with the welsh
@KaneCold4 жыл бұрын
But he already dropped all the grain outside the wall ... what should he do else to enrage them? eat the cake alone?
@tonyespinola28964 жыл бұрын
Well it is the French... anything that puts up a fight is dangerous.
@NuminorChanel4 жыл бұрын
Well, it's hard to say that they were peasants. They trained with bow stating at 8-9 years daily. Technically yes, but not really.
@Tysoe884 жыл бұрын
He’s on about the french republican army headed by napoleon. They nearly conquered Europe...just to clear it up
@AHersheyHere4 жыл бұрын
This would explain why I can no longer slaughter old work horses during trading right now.
@savageboyy14 жыл бұрын
Spiff- "Monstrous Schnozz" Me- *Looks in Mirror, Cries*
@Aidan8514 жыл бұрын
Eyy large nose gang
@kphizzle95694 жыл бұрын
You nose there's no shame in it
@lithuaniaball4 жыл бұрын
Oy vey
@Oblithian4 жыл бұрын
@@kphizzle9569 It's there if you sniff it out
@terror84674 жыл бұрын
Just means you can sniff out better trade deals, my merchant friend
@eleventy73 жыл бұрын
9:17 This honestly sounds like something out of a really old-school fairy tale. "And Bario, destitute of wealth and renown set forth on his quest. Openly he lamented his troubles, bemoaning his I'll fortune, until it happened upon the ears of a sly fox. Said the fox 'Why carry on as such, brave Bario? It is unbecoming of a warrior. Here, show your decisive intent and strike off the head of your horse.' Considering for a moment, Bario drew up his sword and took off the horse's head. From the wound poured forth a bounty of arms and armor and riches as he had never seen in all his days. 'Remember, brave Bario,' crooned the fox, 'The fortunes of this world come to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.'"
@hishamaziz7643 жыл бұрын
'The fortunes of this world comes to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.' (and a Sumpter Horse)
@georgeernst43482 жыл бұрын
"Bario found no merit in a diet of potable food. Instead, Bario found sustinance in Barium enemas. And Bario grew stronger."
@leatheryfoot6354 Жыл бұрын
You've literally made a fable.
@neburiveS9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the inspiration, just turned this into a fairytale in my D&D world.
@Crab_7894 жыл бұрын
Imagine if reanu keeves escaped into M&B bannerlord
@karoljones74554 жыл бұрын
Hint hint
@thescreemregular51684 жыл бұрын
oh no... ☕️
@willh89504 жыл бұрын
The only man who could defeat Bario Bario the Destroyer... alternatively, Reanu Keeves could make things that much worse for the residents of Bannerland if he decides Bario is a worthy ally
@bigbobtank15634 жыл бұрын
But Imagine if seymore clevarge also part like reeanu keeves,bario,&seymore joined
@dieseljester2 жыл бұрын
Bannerlord Devs: "We've finally fixed all of the bugs and exploits! Spiffing Brit: "Hey! I've found another way to break the game!" Devs: Sigh...
@Jokoko28282 жыл бұрын
Top bug tester just doing his job.
@luckyassassin12 жыл бұрын
This is a pretty good way to see if your game is balanced properly and if your bug patches have been doing anything. Your play testers won't catch everything so just send it to a professional exploiter and see where you need to put more work in. From my experience the most recent version of the game has patched much of the exploits out or fixed them to be more balanced but making money in bannerlord is so easy i can't imagine you'd have much trouble with that after the early game
@wilfdarr2 жыл бұрын
It's single player: if you want to cheese the shit out of it, who cares?! Leave the bugs in.
@DFAnton4 жыл бұрын
Spiff: At the end of the day, it's a single player game, and you can play it in whatever way you see fit. Also Spiff: Let me tell you how to make your friends want to kill you in Civ and AoE.
@littleh4xx0r3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Don't start a war, buy all their crops and dump it in front of their gates, it's way more effective" US of A: "Spiff's breaking out our strategies... again."
@killer-ll4pn3 жыл бұрын
True lol
@whatisahandle_692 жыл бұрын
Oh wait, they have oil. Looks like war's back on the menu, boys!
@killer-ll4pn2 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandle_69 Ah LOTR quote
@littleh4xx0r2 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandle_69 Oh, i somehow forgot that one. But usually they start by buying up or sanctioning shit survival depends on.
@eshasunrise4 жыл бұрын
The recursive bow, which shoots an unending torrent of exponentially increasing arrows.
@caleb-hines4 жыл бұрын
The recursive bow shoots another recursive bow, which itself, shoots a recursive bow, etc...
@heygek27694 жыл бұрын
not just any recursive bow, it's a 'steep recursive bow' i think spiff might have used some exploits to get through his english classes
@@Adamantium9001 how does the ackermann principle relate to this in any way?
@SimChucky4 жыл бұрын
@@heygek2769 In plain terms, the Ackermann function is an example of a very fast growing recursive function.
@mj87564 жыл бұрын
"Im not made of money" literally walks up to a city and takes all their gold
@dalh598.14 жыл бұрын
Bannerlord: The game of conquering, diplomacy, and sacrificing horses to the trade gods.
@robert_gaming4 жыл бұрын
TRADES FOR THE TRADE GOD! GOODS FOR THE GOODS THRONE!
@agnidas58164 жыл бұрын
Hmm sounds like Ancient Asia ...
@captainkiok8813 жыл бұрын
Some say that Ragnarok will be caused by the invetable duel of Bario and Reanu Keeves.
@kakyoin49603 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie watching the fight on his thrown with the head of t series and cocomelon
@Mr-Money014 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: I’m going to customize my character Me remembering all the ugly characters he made: I think you mean cursetomize!
@fabiansuckfull94464 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "You see you can kill your horse here in the trade menu" Me: "Ah yes he's going to use the horse meat exploit of buying old workhorses and selling their meat at a ridiculous markup...oh ok. That's not what's going on here"
@hauuagdbhshg36044 жыл бұрын
This exploit was fixed about two weeks ago. It's 1.1.0 or even earlier he's playing. Cause 6 tier bows now cost around 30k when buying, and around 5k when selling.
@karlg21234 жыл бұрын
Me after Spiff mentioned a legendary character: it's gonna be reanu keeves, but no BARIO it is. And the silly story, how does one come up with stuff like that. Awesome as always, keep ist up.
@majstealth4 жыл бұрын
i assume an overdose of tea and biscuits...^^
@argentpuck4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was gonna be Seymour Clevarge again.
@TestAccount-qn8vc4 жыл бұрын
@@argentpuck I thought the same.
@DaijiSann__4 жыл бұрын
Does Bario believes in the one and only True Faith of the great omnipotent god among gods Reanu Keeves though???
@ILike2PlayBass4 жыл бұрын
@@majstealth Yorkshire tea to be specific 👌
@raku83913 жыл бұрын
27:26 you can see the dude coming at him with a spear then a sudden cut and his hp has gone down, he wasn't happy he got stabbed there.
@possessedaerosol83434 жыл бұрын
Last time I was here this early, the queen hadn’t discovered the tea of infinite youth
@powerpappa58714 жыл бұрын
Infinite life not youth, sadly
@PrepareToDie04 жыл бұрын
The Royal Family is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever...
@AdmiralMeow4 жыл бұрын
The horse slaughter exploit has been patched since last weekend (version 1.2.1)
@blacksalena04 жыл бұрын
=(
@Astarlord4 жыл бұрын
Fuck ;_;
@Zandonus4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting the patch number. Helps a lot.
@itshenry89774 жыл бұрын
Aww
@tjokkerstar14624 жыл бұрын
good
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
Mario may save the Mushroom Kingdom, *Bario makes his own.*
@JafoTHEgreat2 жыл бұрын
"....bario mario...." I'm done, I've cracked. I woke up the whole house by laughing. Dopamine rush like noneother.
@marcinmisiek7684 жыл бұрын
"The war bow economy is broken" A bow! A bow! My kingdom for a bow!
@TheCaptNoname4 жыл бұрын
It's actually more like "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a slaughtered horse!"
@jaiswole87094 жыл бұрын
'Help I'm being repressed' - Peasants in Spiffs army
@guy_autordie4 жыл бұрын
The dev need to introduce the cheat name code: reanu keeves.
@LucidValvo4 жыл бұрын
Starting watching your videos a few weeks ago. Flipping fantastic! My brother and I bought a box of Yorkshire Gold, and as the American-born sons of an English ex-pat Mother from London, we agree it's better than PG Tips! Thank you for enlightening us in our tea knowledge! Thank you for producing so many wonderful videos. Hats off to you!
@TorzyTheJer4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else irked on the fact he's got an army of Recruits and not Peasants? By game design, these are not the same!
@markrichards73774 жыл бұрын
It's kills me every time he says it.
@kraanz4 жыл бұрын
Yep, and actual Peasants cost you 0 gold each.
@Idontcarewhathandleihave4 жыл бұрын
kraanz they changed peasants to cost 1 gold in the most recent patch, I loved free armies though when they were a thing.
@kraanz4 жыл бұрын
@@Idontcarewhathandleihave Oh, ok, haven't played for a week or so.
@pr0faker4 жыл бұрын
@@Idontcarewhathandleihave I love my army of fian champions that start shooting those peasants from 250m away. its glorious.
@zenolich65794 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff as always Spiffing Yeah having 500 in every stat is absolutely ridiculous, but i will give massive props to the developers as well for how well a lot of the skills can affect other parts of the game. The two MVP skills here are Tactics and Medicine, being maxed in both can make even the most basic unit in Bannerlord put in some work in the battles if you look at the skills. Woe betide any AI opponent that is on the receiving end of that if Spiff decided to use those same skills on the highest tier soldiers special mention to leadership for being able to give spiff the power of the peasantide
@Lucipher074 жыл бұрын
You call them Peasants? Surely you meant to call them "The Barmy Army"
@orderofdusk23824 жыл бұрын
No, more like the soviet army.
@ShitStainedBallSack4 жыл бұрын
The mighty sausages
@orderofdusk23824 жыл бұрын
@ZapNinja Isn't that kindof the same thing?
@JohnDoe-on6ru4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Spiff: "STEEP" bow.
@IndigoRose134 жыл бұрын
It's because of all the tea he drinks. Steeping is constantly on his mind.
@JohnDoe-on6ru4 жыл бұрын
@@IndigoRose13 This response is funnier than my comment I'm doomed
@miauwuff38544 жыл бұрын
"A booze producing empire is not going to be successful" Russia managed well enough.
@firstname40974 жыл бұрын
they did do some serious arms manufacturing as well though...
@WinterRaven254 жыл бұрын
Well... tractors and booze...
@derfliegendetempler4 жыл бұрын
Bavaria would like to have a word with you.
@ShadowWolfRising4 жыл бұрын
Belgium: Come again?
@delta138_zam4 жыл бұрын
In what world was Russia financially successful? XD
@HewieSux4 жыл бұрын
30:40 i really appreciate the flashing lights warning there my lord ༼ つ ^ _^ ༽つ ♡ EDIT : I love how Yanagur looks like a run-down version of Mario too (especially the hat), showcasing true dedication to Bario
@RashaKahn4 жыл бұрын
I was curious on how you were actually going to recruit peasants, but they were all recruits.
@azell29134 жыл бұрын
yeah it was frustrating i would just by attacking villagers your at war with the recruiting them as prisoners or killing bandits
@niallcoughlan49002 жыл бұрын
The starvation tactics finally made sense when he donned the union jack
@louiscaprini62774 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "If you've ever seen rule 34 Mario art before..." Anything you'd like to share, Spiff?
@ValentineC1374 жыл бұрын
:3c
@ДмитрийЮрьевичПлотников2 жыл бұрын
"An entire booze-producing empire is probbaly not going to be very financially successfull." Cue the Russian Empire casually making 40 percent of its budget from booze.
@DCdabest4 жыл бұрын
That shop exploit was truly next level. I couldn't even laugh. I was gobsmacked. How did that make it even into the beta? That's obscenely funny.
@glenmcgillivray47074 жыл бұрын
Clearly they thought you might like to slaughter animals in the shop screen to sell their meat to starving cities. Great idea. What the feature used incorrectly causes you to steal a cities entire inventory? Whoops Oh and I wonder if bows are over priced because they have incorrect 'value' based on power or range. But that would probably be too simple of a bug.
@hayokamikaze58963 жыл бұрын
Really love how fun Spiff makes character creation in these games.
@willow16014 жыл бұрын
Looking at the other lord's armies when I've played this game, they already employ this peasants only tactic.
@Iris_n_Parti4 жыл бұрын
That's because the AI Lords in this game struggle to make battle hardened parties since they'd most likely would have been destroyed by the Player or another Lord and they barely go after Looter Parties which can be used to level up your troops
@Vytautas4Xfiles4 жыл бұрын
Please continue with this epic of story arcs. The grandeur of which is humbling us the pessant army recruits.
@comrademossball53884 жыл бұрын
saw this yesterday Im close to tea farmer but as of now im still part of the godly peasant horde!
@Starman0624 жыл бұрын
It’s BIG DAVE!!!!
@comrademossball53884 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit always bet on dave.
@Jacksonthehedgehog94 жыл бұрын
So that's what the upgrade for peasant is....at least in Bario's kingdom
@Satherian4 жыл бұрын
oh shit, Big Dave
@Konghammer17 ай бұрын
I try to think about how much time you spend just hunting these breaks down off camera and it makes my head hurt. You are an animal sir.
@ragzaugustus4 жыл бұрын
"Quantity has a quality all its own" - Uncle Joe.
@somedude68334 жыл бұрын
"its a single player game so you can play it as you see fit" *15 seconds earlier* "That is the wrong way to play the game"
@badhabit61404 жыл бұрын
Watching spiffing Britt while doing push-ups... "Yea I'm sure this is normal"
@badhabit61404 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit perfectly balanced with no exploits what so ever
@tryazeve94204 жыл бұрын
It's normal compared to what most of the rest of his audience does whilst watching
@badhabit61404 жыл бұрын
@@tryazeve9420 it seems to me you're speaking from experience haha
@MadnessIncVP3 жыл бұрын
Snatcher Spiff be like _"Not enough peasants? Let's try 1,000."_
@i_am_the_one88704 жыл бұрын
I love how this man’s narrative is so amusing 😂
@WilliamLloydBevan4 жыл бұрын
It's 3am and as a brit myself, pretty immune to all humour, as is tradition but you got me to chuckle at the Bario. Well played sir. this round to you.
@captainmurphy49484 жыл бұрын
"We're going for the roundest head possible" I'm disappointed it wasn't Rian Johnson.
@GameJade4 жыл бұрын
Takes all of the town's inventory and grants them the splendor of witnessing his masterful slaughtering techniques. Shopkeep: "So about that gold..." Bario: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
@Juanirva4 жыл бұрын
"Prisoners you are free, i'm sorry" Speaking like a true Britishman right there
@matthewlemon5234 жыл бұрын
"It's early access!, I am sure it will be beautiful on release.." *todd howard grins in sinister*
@Arkticus4 жыл бұрын
When this was first released I was so confused when after getting to about the ten-minute mark the video stopped working, and then it informed it had been made private. I thought that maybe the bots got to it, or something, but apparently not. Glad it's back up now :)
@Reelix4 жыл бұрын
The previous version was causing some issues for people with epilepsy, so it got taken down and the warning added.
@silentserge894 жыл бұрын
29:18 I notice there is your long missing brother Mario is practicing jumping the castle wall~
@TheEhlek233 жыл бұрын
Bario is Mario's cousin. Luigi is Mario's brother. Bario is Luigi's brother. What sort of Alabama pretzel family tree is this???
@Mightylcanis3 жыл бұрын
Half brothers perhaps? For instance, Mario and Luigi share a mother, where Luigi and Bario share a father, and Mario's father and Bario's mother are siblings. I think that makes sense, feel free to correct me.
@GuardbrosFieldRadio4 жыл бұрын
>pop in Bannerlord >Go to slaughter horse >Icon is gone Spifffff. You bamboozler.
@iamplay7974 жыл бұрын
haha i watched some master trading guide this week for bannerlord but i now know this is the ultimate master trading guide
@mrosck14 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. Bannerlord 80 hours in is much fun but frustrating too. These videos refresh me to jump back into the fold.!
@Rankhole1234 жыл бұрын
The reason your peasants are actually that strong is because of the medic skill that makes your troops tankier, giving them lots of health. I think it's something like + (HealingSkill - 200 / 2) health, so your peasants were WAY more tanky than any unit in the game.
@keyan12194 жыл бұрын
Rankhole yeah also a lot of them don’t die I think that’s due to the medic skill too
@Rankhole1234 жыл бұрын
@@keyan1219 That's what I mean. They have like +100 hp or something like that.
@keyan12194 жыл бұрын
Rankhole sorry I think I phrased it wrong What I meant is they get wounded instead of dying
@vocks853 жыл бұрын
Was really excited to see more episodes of this play through. I hope you can still make more!
@W1nt3rFox Жыл бұрын
In the character creation before you said it was Bario i was waiting for you to call him Meddie Frercury
@gleffharno4 жыл бұрын
Bario looks like the merchant I had to protect from balvorines in the first fable game. If I remember right he's not the merchant that ends up turning into a Balvorine anyway, he's the surviving friend
@Puzzlers1004 жыл бұрын
Spif wanted a seige, but got a seizure (almost)
@VeebsterTV4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but I absolutely lost it at the Bario intro, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard so far this year
@VeebsterTV4 жыл бұрын
Also yes I know hella late to the video
@greatestwingman57994 жыл бұрын
Who remembers when this was first uploaded
@mr.coffee62424 жыл бұрын
Entire armies of peasants and inferiority complex = British Empire Well done. Great demonstration of that concept 😁
@Xtorin_Housecat_Ohern4 жыл бұрын
"steep recursive bow" is that deliberate?
@oblivion1971uesp4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a Alexander the great quote "I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion"
lol!! Still churning out hilarious videos! Well Done! I can imagine the look of horror on the Talewords devs as they see their game utterly exploited and destroyed by Spiffy! Too Funny!!
@brynotar4 жыл бұрын
An Army of just recruits? Sounds like he is just Role-playing as the AI
@HappyCamper844 жыл бұрын
I'm an epileptic and I have to say, thanks man. Never seen a content creator on here ever do that. Hilarious content too. 😎
@Stefan-vz4pm4 жыл бұрын
I was half way through this before you took it down
@nejitentenlee214 жыл бұрын
Same, I was using it for background noise while doing housework when suddenly his voice cut out mid sentence and it said it was a private video
@elijunco58004 жыл бұрын
Lol. Same here
@radioactive98614 жыл бұрын
I cannot get enough of these videos!
@earlfromdiscord80164 жыл бұрын
word steppe: *exists* Spiff: STEEP
@airborngaming22504 жыл бұрын
Bario literally walks into a stable, chops off his steeds head and the walks away with the whole stock of the trader while he's frozen in fear and confusion.
@teinmeizeshi52094 жыл бұрын
As Todd has always tough us: "It just works."
@AntonSuprun4 жыл бұрын
Exploits aside, the game looks really fun. I love watching your videos on it. And I would never have known about it were it not for your channel. So thanks :)
@NisemonoVirtualCancer4 жыл бұрын
18:17 Mathematics Chemistry: am i a joke to you?
@weaponizedemoticon11314 жыл бұрын
Possibly the most enjoyable episode yet! What a game, what a man.
@TomOostenrijk4 жыл бұрын
maxed out character, loses against 20 looters xD
@DarkwearGT4 жыл бұрын
With high level gear
@Shero13374 жыл бұрын
@@DarkwearGT That's bannerlord for you, they decided even the best tier armor in the game is made of paper.
@Rob5264 жыл бұрын
@@Shero1337 He had mid-upper tier armor and rocks do blunt damage. Blunt damage goes through armor.
@Shero13374 жыл бұрын
@@Rob526 "Blunt damage goes through armor" That's the problem, a bunch of peasants throwing rocks should never be a threat to a full plate knight. I don't care what their throwing arm is like, every looter in the game shouldn't have armor piercing rocks, it just doesn't make any sense. It also is just kind of annoying, when you get late game in a mount and blade game and you see a group of 30 looters you should be able to rush strait in by yourself and kill them all without taking any damage, cuz your in full plate versus a bunch of tier 1 enemies with a bunch of rocks! Blunt damage needs a rebalance.
@Rob5264 жыл бұрын
@@Shero1337 The damage for blunt should just be miniscule unless it hits you in the head. ie a body rock full armor 2 or so damage, a headshot I'd say maybe 10. The throwing arm doesn't matter much, rocks are heavy and having one punted at your head should deal damage. If you don't want enemies to be able to hurt you late game, play with reduced damage or get arMORE mod. You should not be able to charge 30 looters with plate and be impervious. If want you want is a power fantasy, yet again play on 1/3rd damage. Your character is one man, he isn't a monster. Even then you literally can do that. Looters switch to melee when you are withing about 5 meters, and they don't throw rocks through teamates. I have literally killed over 40 looters by myself and I don't use a shield nor any real long range weapons. With mid-upper tier armor at about level 16. Literally just sprint at them, once you get 10-ish to agro the rest can't hit you with rocks since teamates are in the way, once you have plate mail you can probably outrun the looters, boom run a train.
@dustycallins76014 жыл бұрын
This was great. I hope you keep this going.
@North29TH3 жыл бұрын
If this was in modern times, the military can't even fight back because of the Geneva Convention
@dergardos38474 жыл бұрын
Bario the Everchosen, Destroyer of the worlds, Herald of the Apocalypse, Lord of the End Times and just a very handsome guy
@jonathanvander57613 жыл бұрын
This was such a good video I had to buy this game to try it out!
@OrionOmega-ob2er2 жыл бұрын
Did it still work?
@JohnBromin4 жыл бұрын
Nothing is finer in life then settling in with a warm cup of coffee and watching the spiffing brit.
@55zodiac554 жыл бұрын
I am so early i saw it before it got taken down and reuploaded
@55zodiac554 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Salty Man yeah but it got edited now
@jonathanmayo48984 жыл бұрын
I love that the game saw his brothers comically massive round head and phoenetically called him "noggin'd"... such a great game 😂
@butterflyvision30844 жыл бұрын
Just modding the character's stats was a little disappointing, I was expecting some in game exploit to get unlimited stats somehow, otherwise awesome video.
@meir2314 жыл бұрын
0:26 I got me there buddy... I turned my phone and got bamboozled
@didgeridoodanielle4 жыл бұрын
according to youtube, i am the 32nd person to view this this, however, is most likely not true
@samuelhaley61144 жыл бұрын
I'm the 4.7k view and I think that is not true
@deathstrike3694 жыл бұрын
@@samuelhaley6114 idk I'm showing to be 3214
@Bruh-hq1hx4 жыл бұрын
According to youtube this Video is 1 Minute old which is a lie
@Bruh-hq1hx4 жыл бұрын
@@randomnewbie7589 for me it said 1 Minute
@HotIsce4 жыл бұрын
Didgeridoo Dan apparently i was the third view and 58th like