Qualifications to be a CoD player (don't take this seirously ffs): 1) Be Racist 2) Be Homophobic 3) Insult and Offend, people with Mental problems and Autism 4) continuously get upset over a unexcpected event, like knifing 5) Be either 12 and under or 18+ if you're 15 you are not allowed to play. 6) Devote your time to a repetitive and boring game, eh it's kinda fun but mostly boring.
@gamerazor2479 жыл бұрын
"Eh, it's kind of fun" So, do YOU qualify for any of these listed below. xD
I'm not fit for CoD. I'm serious when I play. So I play battlefield.
@_vdog9 жыл бұрын
Hunter IV bf 4 lyf B) Mostly because no one ever uses there mic on bf xD
@zxblackxopszx72479 жыл бұрын
Woooow your, just because you act like that doesn't mean thats how we should act on cod... Hue hue hue []~( ̄▽ ̄)~* ( ̄﹏ ̄) ( ̄ˇ ̄)
@RadAway19 жыл бұрын
I love how Erik, Tina, and Matt purposely don't kill each other. It shows how much they put into teamwork, lol. Btw, the America line was the best part in my opinion. He always has Hank saying "America" when America's mentioned. XD Cracks me up.
@matthewlane18079 жыл бұрын
Did these children's parents not teach them manners my gawd
@colebaker2689 жыл бұрын
Matthew Lane no kidding no way on earth if i had a child id let him talk anything like that
@FilmsNerf29 жыл бұрын
Matthew Lane No. The Call of Duty community taught them how to be complete scumbags. Those gosh dang kids and their gosh dang technology. GOSH DANG IT! (excuse my heavy language)
@Cincinnatus-9 жыл бұрын
Cole Baker I'd show them this.
@Peaceful_Gojira9 жыл бұрын
Matthew Lane *(INHALE!) ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@waysee45939 жыл бұрын
Their parents are probably 16 years older than them.
@raviolieothedisgustingsupe45049 жыл бұрын
'Your bisexual' 10/10 best insult
@Athropod1019 жыл бұрын
aka you are a human being who decide to reproduce him/herself
I love how Matt and Tina and Erik work together. They see each other and they ignore and spread out
@DoingTheBestICan9 жыл бұрын
3:06 You use a rabbit picture to represent the scream, and you got a rabbit punch at the same time. Perfect.
@prezrvz58389 жыл бұрын
WHY IS IT 4:19 IT IS NOT DANK ENOUGH TO MATCH THE 420
@TheChimichanga-br4uu9 жыл бұрын
It's 4:20 on my screen.
@alejandromendoza49339 жыл бұрын
TheChimichanga2468 same
@james78179 жыл бұрын
smae
@alejandromendoza49339 жыл бұрын
Eams
@bluefurcommando64819 жыл бұрын
🎮Hey guys I would like some feed back on my videos!🌟
@spooky41249 жыл бұрын
This video shows us how healthy, friendly and polite the CoD Comunity is.
@Chrisadeth8 жыл бұрын
Calling someone gay or bisexual isn't an insult anymore. Its 2016. Grow up
@Chrisadeth8 жыл бұрын
We need more Lemon Pledge still not a valid reason to be racist and homophobic.
@herculssatan58838 жыл бұрын
chrisadeth It really doesn't actually mean anything. I use gay as an insult all the time (with my friends), but I don't have anything against gay people. Kinda makes it a bad insult, when you think about it...
@herculssatan58838 жыл бұрын
It's 2016. A better insult would be 'white male'
@TJOshie-bs5lw8 жыл бұрын
chrisadeth are you dumb this was made in 2015
@nobruh35487 жыл бұрын
chrisadeth yes it is
@obamajoker71669 жыл бұрын
🍮🍨🍮🎂🍮💴🍧🍮🍬🍟🍬🍯🍝🍩🍫🎂💴🍩🍭🎂🍭💴🍭🍩💴🍭🍩🍭🍧🍧🍧🍧 Sorry, i dropped my bag of diabetes.
@obamajoker71669 жыл бұрын
Fusion 123 dont take it serious jeez
@nifusion61569 жыл бұрын
:(
@obamajoker71669 жыл бұрын
Fusion 123 Why do you expect me to feel bad? You can feel bad but just so you know people die each second.
@nifusion61569 жыл бұрын
ya just so you know your a fucked up person
@obamajoker71669 жыл бұрын
Fusion 123 you're*
@EOM242 жыл бұрын
Brings back so many memories watching these old videos of merkmusic
@xCeleste9 жыл бұрын
He probably doesn't even know what bisexual means... lol
@YokoCrossbow4 жыл бұрын
A guy who loves mans and womens at same time?
@SDLRob9 жыл бұрын
3:35, the classic sounds of someone knowing what was coming but unable to stop it...
@ShielderCortolo9 жыл бұрын
"You have no friends!" Someone's been watching too much Cool Cat Saves the Kids.
@DomesticDomoGaming9 жыл бұрын
I just love the tornado that goes by when people have their mics in their throats xD
@cutie11313139 жыл бұрын
merk makes me laugh and smile even when i dont want to I look forward to his videos so thanks merk i love you!!❤️❤️
@hurana7959 жыл бұрын
1:46 Wanted! Man I loved that movie, Morgan Freeman was amazing in it too.
@alopl43419 жыл бұрын
CoD Children Warfare......
@misterpigeon45329 жыл бұрын
That's why I switched to battlefield
@DeadShadowGH9 жыл бұрын
Derp Jackson At least they're not fucking screaming their asses off.
@aalphagamingaa48539 жыл бұрын
Yeah but CoD is more fun. If you're looking for a competitive shooter try cs:go.
@DeadShadowGH9 жыл бұрын
AAlphaGamingAA CoD is not fun at all imo
@alopl43419 жыл бұрын
The only CoD i prefer is Black Ops 2
@jaccrisp77609 жыл бұрын
Puts a smile on my face when people laugh at merk resseting them :)
@Rme-si7ln8 жыл бұрын
I don't know anything about Xbox, but I am pretty sure that he got a friend request when the kid said he had no friends
@Titan-gs6cf9 жыл бұрын
The squeakers raging is the best thing ever. Sometimes it sounds like they're crying into their mic but still trying to hide it.
@cole_s139 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I just lost my shit when I saw the fuckin tornado XD
@7DeadlyJinxs9 жыл бұрын
Please keep making that tornado reference where there is heavy mic interference, its hilarious xD
@generalpolaris17788 жыл бұрын
i lost it in the beginning XD
@hunter-jl3ju8 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@Alina-bl6sf8 жыл бұрын
Same. "HERRO?! HERRO?! Is this my CUN-TCHWEE!?"
@hunter-jl3ju8 жыл бұрын
+Cubic Dimensions "WAT?!!"
@generalpolaris17788 жыл бұрын
+ΗυητεᎡ Ρατ *constipation and gasping* HAAA AAAHH HAAA, THIS GUYS SPEAKIN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE, HES LIKE HERRO.....HERRO?
@hunter-jl3ju8 жыл бұрын
+Wooden Tombstone "Is dis my cuntree?"
@conor20019 жыл бұрын
times like these where 7 year olds get their comeuppance in this game. makes me smile. thanks M3RK!
@trollzeyz60319 жыл бұрын
This isn't cod. It's Kindergarden.
@cyrusflores32179 жыл бұрын
C.O.D=Children's Online Daycare. Not my words, its Merk's.
@Azorthy8 жыл бұрын
+Cyrus Flores LMAO TRUE XD
@jessetheperson74048 жыл бұрын
Going back and watching these videos are amazing
@Juno_-2 жыл бұрын
0:18 was hilarious lmao
@tylermoore68359 жыл бұрын
I love how towards the end one of the people being knifed was having a semi good time
@Russman251238 жыл бұрын
this is why kids 12 and under should not play Call of Duty they rage so much about something that the game supports
@jerrythecrow8 жыл бұрын
I'm 12 but I'm not like the other ones
@majunior_56328 жыл бұрын
Cody Kennedy Well unlike that kid, you're mature.
@Russman251238 жыл бұрын
Mario Junior who me?
@majunior_56328 жыл бұрын
Austin Russ I meant Cody but you too :)
@Russman251238 жыл бұрын
Mario Junior okay I thought you meant unlike me :)
@hammydahham8 жыл бұрын
Everyone likes you because you have some many friends you awesome BEAST I nearly died at that part
@SirTsume9 жыл бұрын
OMG! Troll face on the wall at 4:32!
@Athropod1019 жыл бұрын
nice try, but nothing will fool anyone on a dank lonk vid
@MiaMiaFoFia9 жыл бұрын
Alex Gordon You.........
@weakestlink209 жыл бұрын
Nolita Walker Did you fall for it?
@SirTsume9 жыл бұрын
Who...cares?
@uhhparadox7249 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm having a bad day you always make it better Erik :)
@mrsnipes43329 жыл бұрын
Do Dying Light funny moments! Also if you get Dyying Light, please get the Bozak hoarde DLC and do Dying Light Bozak hoarde funny moments!
@trowshi-accountdeleted64519 жыл бұрын
What's Dying Light?
@Daquesha9 жыл бұрын
No
@eyadtarek85949 жыл бұрын
Ian Kessler It's a zombie game.
@_MaZTeR_9 жыл бұрын
Ian Kessler Captain here, it means a light is dying *flies away*
@eyadtarek85949 жыл бұрын
srsly
@nednav85859 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHA THAT TORNADO AT 1:15 JUST MADE MY DAY
@cringeonpurpose9 жыл бұрын
This video is 4:20 ;)
@Random-wo6xq9 жыл бұрын
ZackaryVallesGames On my screen it says 4:19
@VorteXSnipE9 жыл бұрын
Same
@anthonyscalia70539 жыл бұрын
4:20 before u click on it
@percmethazine9 жыл бұрын
4:19
@Jackattax-by5bz9 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@prodded._9 жыл бұрын
The memes and gifs that he puts in the video are hilarious XD
@NoName-xo1ol8 жыл бұрын
when you realize the video is 4:20
@RackiePromotions9 жыл бұрын
The tornado at 1:12 got me too good.
@thomasdavidson63849 жыл бұрын
Funny reaction, but this kid is a discrase to everything
@PixelatedEngie9 жыл бұрын
You may have taken my middle and last name but IM KEEPING MY FIRST
@thomasdavidson63849 жыл бұрын
Small world
@Athropod1019 жыл бұрын
yeah the little brat has no respect for people whi dont speak english
@momi35149 жыл бұрын
You should get a group of people (enough to join gun game and leave one spot open) so that the random is the only one with a gun and you can keep him from winning.
@subnau8 жыл бұрын
I know the 7 year old :D not kidding
@SlouchGaming8 жыл бұрын
is his gamertag still the same
@merrinsimp56168 жыл бұрын
i feel bad 4 u
@xxnomeexxyt8918 жыл бұрын
Lol the 7 year old kid is my friends friend not kidding
@subnau8 жыл бұрын
MLGpro420 xx his mother scream s at him like a......well idk
@subnau8 жыл бұрын
Shifty Playz is that true??
@aresppl9 жыл бұрын
The Tornado Part Had Me Cracking Up! XD
@coll-_-atez82098 жыл бұрын
He's boosting exo boosting.
@nathanlowrance99269 жыл бұрын
Merk, ur vids make new laugh more than any other youtuber I've ever seen. Keep up the good work bro
@ottterdude9 жыл бұрын
Apparently to ragers in Gun Game, M3RKMUS1C, He is a; Mexican Jew Bag Powder Baby Kewn Dooshbegg (This video) And more...!
@Tokyoracer2479 жыл бұрын
That tornado like at 1:14 for some reason is so funny. I can't stop laughing at it. Tell me I'm not alone on this. :D
@christophergudgeon99029 жыл бұрын
1:20 someone give this kid a medal for proper usage of words.
@jameshendon27969 жыл бұрын
Your editing skills are awesome Murk
@dewwy73699 жыл бұрын
Dude your editing is so legit, its fuckin hilarious hahahaha
@UriaLordOfSearingFlames9 жыл бұрын
Ya know...I have to wonder what Merk's internet history looks like with all the pictures he edits in.
@SuperRobloxman18 жыл бұрын
What's funny is Merk changes the text when the hater is saying the exact opposite. xD
@Dreddjr9 жыл бұрын
Omg when Eric photo shopped in that rabbit to mimic Mhmd scream omg I was crying lol
@radioraheem999 жыл бұрын
This is why i barely play cod anymore... Great video though Merk.
@l3fe3469 жыл бұрын
Man this guys videos are so creative
@qthill9 жыл бұрын
the tornadoes... *clap clap clap* YES THE TORNADOES
@donfuss8129 жыл бұрын
Hank Hill at the end saying a "America" killed me.
@BanditoCarmine9 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this on my birthday... The only good thing that happened on my birthday
@liquidbudder37729 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me smile :)
@kartSP3 жыл бұрын
Damm the memories so good
@damiaan70219 жыл бұрын
"haha get set back!" *1 second later erik punches him* "STOP KNIFING!!!" lol
@SethiozProject9 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I imagine those little kids playing games nowdays ... talking nonsense shit and raging over their own stupidity, HILARIOUS! .. it's fun watching such vids and fun making them RAGE QUIT, but not fun having one of those in your own team :(
@Voluntarist-Capitalist7 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, I died laughing at that first sentence that kid said at the beginning XD
@scawtty27739 жыл бұрын
when he said you have no friends merk got a party inv xD
@jonathon67569 жыл бұрын
wow you're really keeping trolling alive!
@dakotahill92615 жыл бұрын
These vids are the best.Funniest cod content that will EVER be made
@TheMLGNoscoper9 жыл бұрын
''Fuck off'' -''You fuck on'' BEST COMEBACK EVR IGN 10/10
@ajunior127adj7 жыл бұрын
I swear, Matt's the fucking best.
@necrozmaslanzson16159 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there's a way to extend melee range on AW. It'd made trolling all the more easier, I bet,
@dannyendersby00109 жыл бұрын
Another great vid u rock bro!
@OHamProductions9 жыл бұрын
I had a dream that I was in my grandma's house. And M3RKMUS1C was there. I tried using as many dank memes as possible towards him, but he really laughed at anything. It was an awesome dream.
@theunknownplayer44369 жыл бұрын
Love the tornado effects
@warriorpi9 жыл бұрын
Hey, merk, that was a country music reference. I can't believe that guy said that, I love that song.
@luissanabria74699 жыл бұрын
M3RK don't let them talk to you like that fight back
@ChrizzzyEGolf8 жыл бұрын
Lol, I play Team Fortress 2, and every time I go into a public match, I'll rocket jump then melee somebody, and the squeakers will whine endlessly while I laugh my ass off.
@pathfinderfella73549 жыл бұрын
This kids insults are amazing!
@oliverjones83199 жыл бұрын
When I see a new vid on Merks channel I get really excited but then when I watch it and I enjoyed it I'm like shit now I have to wait another 2 days for another vid lol
@ilonyxll63869 жыл бұрын
YOU AND TINA ARE THE KNIFING KING AND QUEEN.
@coryinthedank9 жыл бұрын
merk has inspired me to only knife in gun game, yesterday i got 62 melee kills thanks merk
@Xeckie9 жыл бұрын
I almost died when I heard Hank Hill say "Amurica"
@-legendaryzan-85769 жыл бұрын
7 yr old: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS! (Checks M3RKS Friend list, full) 7 yr old: ehmm.. ITS ALL BOTS
@robo47529 жыл бұрын
The parts I laughed the hardest at: 0:47 "Queefs" 0:50 "He reseht you" "..." "Queefs again" 0:59 WHY THE FUCK IS HE SAYING THAT?! 1:04 His mom caught him for saying the n-word. 1:13 IT DOES SOUND LIKE A FUCKING TORNADO OMFG!!!
@luiskoch30779 жыл бұрын
Everytime the tornado is coming I have to laugh all tiem
@nicholasnolasco10649 жыл бұрын
I love u M3RKMUS1C u r the best utuber and I hop u don't stop making videos cause they r funny thanks for making videos for us
@sirderpasaurusrex9 жыл бұрын
"You have no friends" says the 7 year old raging on a video game.
@lilmac10truck9 жыл бұрын
Merk put this in one of your videos, or I will put a pencil in my ear. You're great at your videos, makes me laugh and keep doing them.
@MASTERGRIEFS9 жыл бұрын
Best part was the That 70's Show reference, (Red) "I'll put my boot in yer ass" Toby Keith: "It's the American way" xD For Dayyyyz!
@SlusheeMonkee9 жыл бұрын
This is why i play a sensible game that takes cooperation and skill. Counter-Strike Global Offensive. All hail mighty Gaben.
@cartooncritic41079 жыл бұрын
Things I don't get that people complain about in cod 1) getting knifed: it's part of the game, don't see the big deal 2) camping : you mean you have problems with some one finding a statistic spot in the game and using it as a vantage point like they do in real warfare? No big deal 3) hard scoping: you mean using the gun scope as intended to use? I'll never get it, Ima play gears of war then play cod when I understand.
@heath38859 жыл бұрын
XD *Random goat screeches* I WATCH YOU AT NIGHT*Runs away laughing hysterically*
@erzacy60187 жыл бұрын
0:07 The way he matt says "wat" lol 😂
@Manglet7629 жыл бұрын
@4:47 that comeback had me dying XD
@xET3RNALxEVOx9 жыл бұрын
All Bark No Booce
@thrashville38768 жыл бұрын
"I'm not even mad, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING KNIFING!?"
@kern36129 жыл бұрын
Put andrew, evan and farva un more vids, I think they're god damn hilarious.
@Geshtro9 жыл бұрын
1:13 to 1:16 XD that just made my day, I literally died.. I am now posting this comment from the dead. XD
@BaconLovesMinecraft9 жыл бұрын
"I don't speak your language, so, shut the hell up!" "WAT."
@edgarmorfin81159 жыл бұрын
Who else here thinks it would be funny for MERK to react to 18+ fanfictions starting with the most popular category of games. The thought of his reactions are just letting me have a chortle. Insert Lenny face here. YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!