[M4A] Your Uber Eats Deliveryman is a Yandere!? || Anime ASMR Roleplay

[@elaboratedreamer]

☆☆☆☆ A bit odd, but was very kind. Even made me his own home-cooked meal! I put it in the fridge to save for later. Also gives surprisingly good hugs? Overall, pretty good service, wouldn't mind him delivering to me again.

[@terracotta3401]

That random ass " i look up the zodiac sign..." in the end lmao😭

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

WHATS THE ZODIAC

[@konata9828]

*Daniel: Gives a subscription about himself* Daniel: Now your turn! Me: Bro I just want my food 🤨

[@imafish883]

Like bro- i want eat my damn food and AiNt' ShArE MY fOoD Or ElSe i wOuLd BeAt You Up" -me when im own that thing.

[@RatLordOmega]

Okay but listen, hear me out. UberEats for Yandere lovers, order specifications + flavor of yandere and boom. Elon Musk aint got nothing on my startup ideas.

[@yancon2862]

I feel like the food would always be drugged, though...

[@crescenteon7619]

Kid you are definitely going places, in fact I’d invest in that idea

[@stardevilbunny1187]

Ayo! I like the fuck out of this😊. Where do I sign up?

[@strawberry2063]

Sooo how much money would you need to start an idea like this? Id happily invest and rob a couple banks to get this

[@Basiick]

Him: *talking about himself and introducing himself* Me: Holy shit bro that's crazy! *but my pizza tho?*

[@izukumidoriya1594]

🍕

[@xhydex9507]

I mean really who turns down free food? A crazy person that's who.

[@stardevilbunny1187]

As an Uber eats driver I feel slightly ✨uncomfy✨ when I go to the same place more than twice. But I love this guy, can he come over to my house?

[@erii7816]

lol this is a sign you’re going to evolve into this yandere 😭

[@stardevilbunny1187]

@@erii7816 nAh G. I don't do Uber no more 😉

[@erii7816]

@@stardevilbunny1187 lmao ok then 😭

[@eggos-.-]

Just saying WE NEED A PART 2 (you don’t have to if it’s to much work)

[@dellyring4919]

Yes

[@darlingstrawb]

agreed!

[@unnecessary_dreamer]

Hell yes!!

[@beturasimp8521]

We always need a part 2

[@amberg4131]

Thirdseys

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved ‎

[@nonymous_flower2003]

My life is simple, I see Yan Con, I CLICK (btw, that deliveryman got nice attention to detail)

[@CovenedInRed]

Ngl for like 30 seconds straight i read it like “your uber eats deliverymen” (like the uber actually EATS deliverymen)

[@Jj-rn5xp]

Brooo deadass delivery people would be the best stalkers they know ya name ya address whether you live alone or not. And what you look like and for food delivery they know your number too 😂😂😂👁👄👁

[@Yourlocalwritterandartist]

D a m n now that uber driver looking lowkey sus.

[@Nizati]

Plus, if I'm not mistaken uber drivers literally 'rate' and leave remarks about their riders so that uber drivers can feel safe. I imagine it wouldn't be too hard to get a whole personality profile from that alone.

[@crescenteon7619]

1:56 what’s next on the list my Social Security number?

[@karlavv4310]

I love how the way you voice act is so casual 😭🤚🏽 I really liked the detail of the astrology signs also may the 4th be with you PD: my friend you did a good job investigating, yes Taurus is more likely to be an stalker because they represent obsession in some aspects of astrology among other things (but that depends on much more complex stuff)

[@squirrelle]

You're videos are so fun!

[@Yourlocalwritterandartist]

I saw it and straight up said "This finna be funny innt." Edit : I was right I laughed so hard at the end I fell off my chair.

[@travisphelps164]

SIR. You getting a one star I just wanted my Taco Bell 😭🌮 (ALSO AMAZING ASMR LOVED IT)

[@voreatlas4172]

when you're also into heavymetal and punk music-

[@pimpchimpin1439]

"The first order is free if you give the delivery driver a hug" I would just pay the money-

[@chrisleyhe9039]

He's a Taurus and he likes heavy metal. That's 2 points for him. And I think it's Taurus male and gemeni females that are the most yandere. Cool audio Yan Con! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@soniak2875]

Daniel got me tilting my head looking confused at first I'll answer your questions just gimme my food please but I'm not saying my weight

[@warelf251]

And that’s the last time the listener ever used Uber eats..haha I loved this though!

[@taylora3073]

This was awesome😂 I loved it hopefully we'll get to meet Daniel again, we can bond over having the same zodiac sign

[@Idk-by2wp]

Yandere uber eats: *talks * Me: #fear

[@Sakura_Mune]

I would have been hella overwhelmed if he introduced himself so fast and asked me questions... ...and and this made me feel a bit uncomfortable lol

[@itsmrleorio3975]

We’re both Taurus’ ♉️ മ◡മ

[@wspitsaddisone2213]

Oml the voice the script the way you say it its phenomenal 👏👏👏👏

[@pineapplesio]

YALL GETTING SO CREATIVE WITH THE TITLES LOVE IT

[@tokaaph4724]

I m really like your video!alway make me so happy Plz keep makeing your work!

[@funnyroach1039]

Man I just wanted some McDonalds

[@cheri__stuka1179]

Him : my birthday is the four May The video : the sign that fit a yandere is taurus Me :.... Welp ( I'm born the fourth may)

[@unholy_nightmares3772]

I just love your yandere audios the most cz they're not the usual cringey slurping noodles BaByGiRl bs 😂

[@yancon2862]

I don't really watch many M4F yandere ASMRs (Other than fills of my scripts) to know the tropes so you lost me at slurping noodles.

[@unholy_nightmares3772]

@@yancon2862 😂😂🤧 I'm glad u dont so plz dont do that itll be cringey as shit we love your asmr/audio as it is I promise

[@AlliBearASMRVA]

In this economy? You know he has a point…

[@yancon2862]

AlliBear! So glad you decided to drop by.

[@AlliBearASMRVA]

@@yancon2862 always happy to listen to one of your audios 🥰

[@emi-reth002]

Fuck not again, I'm in love with Daniel 😔❤️

[@tajeemcmuffin]

Me, a taurus who loves yandere trope: *nervously sweating*

[@holeycheese9429]

Hello from a fellow capricorn.

[@strawberry2063]

Is it just me or would I eat the home-cooked meal he made just because his rants were kinda cute? Like drugged or not I feel like the rants about how much work he put in deserves at least some kind of validation >

[@MorbidlyObeseChell]

Him: it's high in fat and sugers Me: baka I am trying to have a heart attack to get out of differental equations. give me my paula dean's butter fried meat and butter cake rn. Also I am not fats I am just big boned

[@AnimationNeverGonnaGiveYouUp]

Ahhh right when I was wondering about an upload! Thanks for the upload and congrats on almos 1k

[@yancon2862]

Well it's 1k now :D, thank you so much! (I'll try to upload weekly but no promises.)

[@AnimationNeverGonnaGiveYouUp]

@@yancon2862 Definitely no pressure! We’re always here for the great content

[@aobabaika4704]

Oh my god... I just so wanna see a next part of this one... Jesus Christ all your videos are making me crack so much xD There is no "best or funnier" video anymore, just all of them in the same shinning spot of "you almost chocked me to death with the laughter". ♡

[@sleepydays2726]

For a moment I didn't think he meant staring into our window but instead I pictured him at a family gathering or with friends and he's just staring aggressively out of a window like a cat lol

[@yancon2862]

LOL!

[@VentureVA]

LOL! I'm pretty sure I work with a Daniel... 😂

[@sunlightovernight]

Oh gosh I freaking LOVE your yandere roleplays 😂They are always so fun

[@Alice-xg8mj]

I NEED PART 2😳🛐🛐🛐 Its too good

[@chocomirukudesu849]

May the Fourth be with you, Daniel

[@yancon2862]

I chose the birthday randomly and started wondering later why everyone was talking about star wars.

[@chocomirukudesu849]

@@yancon2862 what a coinky dink :)

[@あきら知世]

Can I please, just have my food.

[@rainibiyomi]

SiR, I waNt mY foOd plEase!!! Im ✨h u n g r y✨

[@Solacedew]

Not today fam- im kinda stingy towards uber eats since one of the delivery guys stole my food ;-;

[@hellochloee]

I READ THE TITLE SO WRONG *Your Uber, eats deliveryman is a yandere!?"* thats how i read it 😭

[@kills99ofhoes15]

Bro same, i had a seizure reading it 😭 its on me though 🤣🤣

[@Nizati]

Ya know, from someone just diagnosed with diabetes, hearing that sugar content part was actually... kinda sweet (pun intended). Plus yeah I haven't cheated yet because I kinda like my toes and not going into a coma but trust me, it's only a matter of time before I snap and order the biggest pizza or something.

[@garcianichesha-11humms15]

I. AM.🔥*E A R L Y*🔥 *AND I LOVE THIS* 👉👈😢

[@ynln1559]

I have a friend who's name is Daniel and he is the same zodiac sign as me. (♉ Taurus ♉) and he lives near me and we hanged out alot and now I can't stop seeing him as a yandere 😃🖐️😭😂

[@zoeym1747]

I haven't seen an asmr video like this before. This was good and interesting to listen to. I look forward to a part two if that happens.

[@yancon2862]

There isn't a sequel script for this, I'm afraid. I tend to write one-shots only.

[@marshmallowpoptartt]

All I wanted was my food a Poptart sometimes gotta eat too -~-

[@JuniperJusticeASMR]

NAILED IT! (I think Scorpio is the most yandere sign.)

[@yancon2862]

Fancy seeing you here. 🤣Welcome!

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

I NEED A PART 2

[@isaacfoster4580]

0:44 YES YES YESSSSS finally someone who likes heavy metal I’m finally not the only one

[@yancon2862]

🤘

[@luraydarlaiy1120]

Hi love. I like your new script, yes it's spicier than usual, it's impossible not to notice. I'm embarrassed, but in a good way. It's cute. And the jokes remain as funny as usual. I love your poems, even though they're small in the script, they're good, it's a talent. Talent says that a person has a soul, no matter how bad you may feel sometimes, there is beauty in you. I love everything you do, because the action of a person is themselves. I can sometimes go overboard with sentimentality, maybe. Sorry.🧸🌹

[@yancon2862]

No need to apologize. Your sentimentality is poetic, in a good way, I feel. It's a positive trait, I would say. I was actually second guessing myself about the poems, so I'm glad you liked them.

[@cuddlyteabear7526]

Me after he leaves:what a wired guy but he dose make good food-

[@haleyycopter]

YEEEESSSSSSSS ANOTHERRRRR

[@Theonintendo]

Omg I love you Daniel ! I want more pls

[@reginacoeli7106]

I always thought that Scorpio was the yandare sign, as far as I remember( which is probably wrong) Scorpio is the most persistence, vindictive and mysterious of the zodiac. They're basically the FBI agent that knows everything about everyone they know, either to make sure that person is good enough for them, or just so they can use it to destroy'em later if they dare to stab their back. Now, am I a specialist on zodiacs? No. Am I projecting this idea on a KZbin comment because I'm a Taurus, and know just how much a hard headed I am, I'd do absolutely anything and everything to make sure that the ones I love are safe, hold on to absolutely *any* sign of affection someone shows me, and a weird need have their undivided attention when spending time together? ..... maybe Oh, I see now

[@newaccount6791]

👁️👄👁️ I just wanted wings

[@Eliza.x]

He likes heavy metal, im okay with him kidnapping me we could talk about Slipknot

[@localcrackhead2152]

Daniel is fucking amazing

[@goldfishcrackers7845]

YOU'RE AMAZING XD Im laughing my butt off- stop itt- XDD

[@yancon2862]

That's the aim of my more comedic scripts!

[@midarislefteyeball430]

*realizes that daniel is lowkey a guy version of myself*🧍🏻‍♀️💔 THAT DOESNT INCLUDED THE STALKING/ISH STUFF BTW NAHAHHAH

[@DanielDaniel-uh3or]

Who is the character in your pfp

[@midarislefteyeball430]

@@DanielDaniel-uh3or eda from black lagoon 🗿

[@DanielDaniel-uh3or]

@@midarislefteyeball430 oh thank you

[@charlotte.r.d5612]

I’m literally a Taurus, and my birthday is on may 4th…..what 🙃

[@tianamoody3830]

When it says eats delivery driver it gives me the creeps.....

[@notleeftie]

Heavy metal: Me: metal Us: BADDIES 😍

[@ff_5678]

Dude I just want my food

[@psych0sis411]

Hey bro you're very nice and this food is wonderful but what the hell did you do with my orange chicken

[@donutdonut9907]

Leave Uber eats alone 🙁

[@amazingweirdows7190]

Please make a part two PLS💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[@ikumisan101]

Im a Taurus too hehe

[@amberg4131]

Daniel has that Nightwatcher Jake Gyllenhaal vibe😅 Alas my dream job as a kid was to be a bagger at Hannaford(s/-/it you not: just something I thought was soooooooooo cool as a kid. Yes I know I’m weird. Maybe the perfect match or total opposite girl version of Daniel😅

[@EmeraldAshesAudio]

Pay no attention to the videos on my channel. I assure you that we Tauruses are steadfast and loyal, and there's no need to look in the basement freezer. It is empty.

[@yancon2862]

If you say, so. I'm a Sagittarius myself, although I have no idea what that means since I don't research Zodiac signs. (Although I did look them up to see which one would be most fitting for a yandere, which is how I chose to make this character a Taurus!)

[@sakurac.c7448]

Amazing video😄😄😄😺 new subscriber here

[@onemorekittenplease7805]

Dam Danielle!!!

[@loonauo]

Double homicide

[@Ray-tv3yb]

Ok so ….I’m a Taurus , I’m born on 24 april and I love heavy metal 😍😍😍

[@yxami2552]

omg and I love using Uber eats 😧

[@bereaux94]

Lol this is scary because I do order from uber eats

[@gataay]

Thou shall never know my weight

[@yancon2862]

Understandable.

[@gataay]

@@yancon2862 Only my therapist and doctor