Watching Your Stolen TikToks

[@SkittlesV2]

the energy in the gingerbreadman video is hillarious he got so excited over gangnam style

[@CowofJustice]

Bro is NOT beating the pumpkin allegations.

[@berkeleycreager3601]

The wat

[@jeans4460]

💀 🙏

[@CaptainZaimon]

Him and Pump had a good thing goin on. Goooooood thing.

[@bruxinth4660]

More like he is beating all over these allegations.

[@bbborttt]

Funny personal story about the jerma DMC clip, me and my gf were joking about it and then we decided to play the game together bc she wanted to show it to me and THE SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENED TO US. The game made a loud ass explosion sound but instead of blowing our ears out, it played through my 4k HD fuckin, sound system and it shook the fucking room, like it was that loud

[@superzario1000]

must be some sort of emulstion and/or port glitch

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

26:33 Chat member criticizes society about texting/comment literacy whilst using incomprehensible twitch chat terminology. Truly ironic I must say.

[@notfunny490]

pretty sure it was two chat messages read back to back, but i really wish you were right

[@HoloCatHead]

The most messed up Bible I ever saw was the Broble. I quote "A Bible for bros. All the action packed goodness of the Bible without the boring bits." This had a website in the early 2000s and was available for purchase.

[@Samsen_]

I am taking my dangly earring out thank you, Mike for helping me get out of this phase

[@ezraf.7759]

Spanish has a ton of dialects too. A metric ton of em... The gingerbread man one was wholesome tho lmao, a real diamond in the mountain of poopoo tiktoks

[@Lampoluke]

It's the inheritance of the funni time period called "middle ages in the mediterranean" Also Italy is insane, I think we are up there with the Tupì-Guaranì as langauge with most dialects

[@iilikecereal]

17:10 my chat message made it into the edit!!!

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Your discussion on Italy having different dialects based on region is legit. I learned a lot of Italian from my grandparents who were from Venice, and when I took "Italian" in high school, I failed it, because the teacher was teaching Sicilian "Italian", and I had no idea what she was talking about half the time 😂

[@greatspaceadventure]

5:19 Both Mike and the chatter are technically correct. “Stronzo” literally translates to “turd,” which means it is semantically related to “shit”, but its use as an insult is the equivalent of the English “asshole” (as in, ‘that dude is an asshole for doing that to his grandpa’). Source: grew up in Italy (not a crackpipe, for once).

[@Lampoluke]

Deep dive: It's literally calling someone a piece of shit and it usually means that someone is rude or mean if not a generally shitty person

[@madameghostie]

So he’s basically saying “you little turd”

[@Lampoluke]

@@madameghostie you rude little shit bascally

[@amysel]

its kinda like how "fuck" contextually translates to "shit" in a lot of languages since most languages don't say "have sex" as an insult.

[@MC96-]

guys what if you replace the "Sp" in SpaceX with a "G" 💀😱

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Who the fuck is Gace and why should i care about his ex?

[@felixargyle5424]

Say Gex

[@davideaezakmi9530]

As a guy from Sicily you were spot on regarding our dialects, and i would say that in some small towns you can have some variations of the dialect even between neighboring streets 😂. Anyway, stronzo means shit in italian, but it's mostly used to call someone an asshole

[@warbossgegguz679]

As someone from a part of the US that famously "has no accent", dialects and accents always fascinate me.

[@LM-MMM]

@@warbossgegguz679miami?

[@HoChiMints2007]

Mike is right!

[@Thegunnerinyourhouse]

Vivere in sicilia parlando un mix di italiano normale e un finto catanese visto che mia madre é braziliana e mio padre é catanese

[@CaptainZaimon]

"Gen Z Bible" isn't even a new thing lol, we had this in Poland in ~2008 and we laughed how none of us spoke like that book did

[@bruxinth4660]

What bible was it? Pigeon English?

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@bruxinth4660 The Hawaiian Pidgin bible is a thing, and equally hilarious. Though I would consider the Gen-Z and Hood bibles to be more than a little offensive, albeit funny.

[@dunce8295]

The guy who shit himself looks like rev tbh

[@october1820]

Maybe he is?

[@ExaltedUriel]

Rev in about 20 years

[@FurryMcMemes]

It's something Rev would do

[@DmitriiGlandarius]

​@@FurryMcMemes shit himself?

[@dayminder7414]

12:44 Dear god, the new generation has forgotten about Gangnam style. 👴

[@MrChatMann]

I mean good riddance honestly. I hated that when it was big.

[@notfunny490]

oppa homeless style

[@Thegunnerinyourhouse]

​@@MrChatMannyou disgust me

[@EvilToe]

Whe got a Jabroni Mike video before GTA 6 💀💀💀

[@therealno_one]

7:26 some cats are just deep sleepers. My cat fell asleep while there was construction happening below us like last week

[@FoxMan_FF]

I love the "two supportive lesbians" tiktok duet. The man looks like he's in a hospital, so if you didn't know any better (or the duet's premise wasn't onscreen) you could assume he was recovering from surgery.

[@ezraf.7759]

The gingerbread man one's actually pretty wholesome considering what tiktok is like

[@97aves]

bro deadass made anti-air 💀🙏

[@HoChiMints2007]

I watched the whole 6 hour stream and that italian grandpa was the best one. STRONZO STRONZO STRONZO

[@archaeabanana]

21:14 Mike enters the Twister Zone

[@pistachio_stick]

welcome to HRAT

[@archaeabanana]

@@pistachio_stick (jESUS CHRIST, LISTEN TO IT!)

[@warbossgegguz679]

I honestly can't tell if mike genuinely hates his father or not at this point.

[@skinwalker69420]

His dad beat him when he was a kid apparently, wouldn't surprise me.

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@skinwalker69420 Yikes. But not really unexpected for an Italian family sadly.

[@blackkittycat15]

I always got the feeling he hates him, but he does care a little bit deep down. If loving your family/relative is wanting to spend the holidays with them, hating is not going at all. Caring a little bit is showing up right before dinner and doing an eat'n'run because you can't stand to be around them any longer, but you showed up.

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@blackkittycat15 Well that's why I was confused, because everyone gives their families crap jokingly. but hearing the other part makes me a lot less comfy and a lot more sad about it all. Context: my family was a DV case. And the things I have to say about my biological father are a lot less funny than mike's.

[@pillgrimm]

that Italian lesson was very insightful, love learning about new york words

[@hepatitisf7495]

The skibidi Ohio smegma kid having a John Egbert pfp is just icing on the cake

[@YourGirlMaze]

0:26 if SSSniperWolf was honest ... And hot.

[@Corgifunni]

Not only Mike stole the content from his viewers who stole content from tiktokers that stole content from the owners of the videos they used, he also stole content from other youtubers by making references to them. He truly cracked the code.

[@tekwerk]

i thought blud was ebonics for blood aka a gangster

[@_Somsnosa_]

It was introduced to the UK from the Caribbean. It's " blud" as in 'blood' referring to a close friend or blood relative. These days it's used in the same way as 'dude' or 'bro' or 'mate' I've also heard older black American men call young black men "blood" or "young blood". People in Baltimore or Philadelphia might use "blud" possibly??

[@Kasumehchan]

yes we love a jjjabronimike moment

[@luheartswarm4573]

In defense of Mike as a gay dude, I was incredibly bored watching brokeback mountain

[@goodtimesupreme]

love the earthbound music

[@Watack]

TORNÄDO

[@captaincuttlefish]

As a person in the UK, I’ve haven’t heard anyone say “blud” in my life

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

24:25 why does that guy look like Mike when he was a teenager

[@fauxdude9756]

that tony soprano impression is fuckin spot on

[@blejdag0blinz-8888]

21:18 twister tornahdo

[@fluorideP9]

What stream is this from?

[@SleepyAdam]

23:51 Just wanna clarify I didn't send this in because of kink shit. I sent it in because he looks like Mike.

[@bruxinth4660]

“On God,” as the cursed children say these days, regarding Mike’s concerns with the immediate rising generations. There is a clear and inseparable connection/correlation of the language a person uses and their developed mental capacity, as evidenced and substantiated by the complexity of the neural network of their brains: the medium of intelligence, perception, and wisdom in general. No joke, every WORD you know has an individual neural pathway in your brain that neurologists can detect. The complexity of each one determines how well you understand that word and the relationship of its meaning with all other words in the language. Every language you know, words, rules, and such, manifests physically in your brain and determines its ability to imagine and comprehend. So you see why I am so concerned when I see the language the public speaks loses the complexity of using “big words” that people aren’t being taught to understand, as well as told how important it is to understand, in exchange for slang that many use but few truly understand or fully define. It is an accurate measurement of the average citizen’s brains, which although no one is an average citizen, if the average is low, then you know generally how low the vast majority can be and could be less.

[@notfunny490]

brevity is the soul of wit, as they say

[@bruxinth4660]

@@notfunny490 Brevity is often lacking in substance. I left an essay, not a comment from the peanut gallery. You sure like those, don’t you?

[@notfunny490]

i generally agree with you regarding context, although apart from the zoomer bible which comes across as having been written by someone over the age of thirty, most of the comments that mike was focusing on weren’t attempting to engage legitimately insightful discussion, but trying to make quick dumb jokes, which are often ruined or at least derailed by excessive context (this is something i personally struggle with as evidenced by the majority of my comments here which tend to be very bloated), which is essentially what i had attempted with my first reply (I had initially thought of a different “joke” but it was even more unfunny, it had to do with a roman senator and either public graffiti or time travel)

[@notfunny490]

outside of questions of patience or context where i’m fairly certain i agree with you for the most part, your initial comment came across to me as exceedingly alarmist given both the fairly common and well understood trend in language to move towards shorter and/or ““simpler”” words and constructions, and the ability to understand concepts without having the “proper” vocabulary for them, or knowing the vocabulary but not relying on them in common usage feeling annoyed on a personal level when listening to people talk like this makes sense to me, what i’ve never really understood is the desire to turn the way young people speak into fodder for moral grandstanding about the decline of society as if this sort of argument hasn’t been used for millennia and as if languages were static unchanging monoliths

[@notfunny490]

i don’t really interact much with people, so this is potentially very wrong, but my basic assumptions are that 1) most people who actually speak like this don’t normally string large clusters of zoomerisms together (something like “this straight bussin frfr no cap on god jr”) unless they’re trying to be either intentionally “funny” or intentionally annoying, with most normal conversational sentences only containing a few of these words at a time if any, and that 2) most of the vocabulary that aren’t neologisms initially created as meme gibberish like “yoinky sploinky” has been in use for some time before becoming popular with younger zoomers and gen alpha obviously this is baseless speculation on my part, but it seems fairly congruent with my own experiences, mainly during early adolescence but some of which persist to this day (eg repeating annoying meme phrases i found on the internet because i thought they were funny, using words as a joke for so long that they entered my basic vocabulary when speaking with friends, finding a certain grammatical construction interesting and forcing it into contexts it probably didn’t belong in, etc), as well as the very few encounters i’ve had with younger zoomers more recently

[@october1820]

the end is fucking nigh

[@notfunny490]

chat when mike forces them to use toilet paper

[@bruxinth4660]

@@notfunny490 When Mike forces chat to go and take a shit in toilet instead of their diapers (they watched skibidi toilet and became too afraid to use toilets ever after).

[@sir.nicolas5382]

we are doomed

[@Krackdown9]

nice Jerma SEO

[@Boney9551]

Genuinely a bit worried that the highlight channel is just gonna turn into a content stealing vortex where it’s just try not to laugh content

[@LockjawGael]

Reaction content will continue until morale improves

[@warbossgegguz679]

When mike's channel is basically shadow-banned, you gotta play the meta.

[@Boney9551]

@@warbossgegguz679isn’t the opposite true, if you know you’re shadow banned why not continue what your doing, most of Mike’s revenue would be from twitch then

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

i don’t understand why this gets tolerated, i get reaction content is in these days and with mike’s current struggles but theres got to be room for some form of originality here outside of “but it’s Mike reacting to it!!”

[@JWJwheelz]

It's weird to hear Mike admit he is stealing content in this stream and then call himself reacting to Slimecat "fair use," which it isn't. Slimecat striking him for it when they are outright stealing characters is still stupid, tho.

[@order60000000000]

I love watching Tlktoks!