❤️i got bugs and shit and things in my ass 🎶 i got soap and bugs and cum up my ass 🎶💕

Oh god this story

I love kwite sm

Was the stream for this one shorter than the last one? or did the editors get better at crushing footage down into condensed content

I think if Mike can get a gameshow tune commissioned to edit into this it would be a perfect show. Just mute it in the parts where they recreate the sound effects

I wish I could experience 24:30 for the first time a thousand times.

3:35 Brown bean in mike’s hand

IHOP never made a werehog meal

6:55 youre not wrong.

War teaches us not to love our enemies but to hate our Allies - Vladimir Lenin

4:15 what a phenomenal way to meet fuckin' ross

Beating my MikeU

Wait.. she works for the cia?

Fun fact: I have visual snow, so everything looks like pointilism except also it's jittery and never stops moving

Can’t believe it’s been a year since this was a thing. Feels like it was a fever dream.

who is gonna start a gofund me to raise money to apply this video to the next sundance movie festival?

The seal already sounds like Kwite.

ALUMINIUM 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The little fart noise 😂😂😂😂

Are we sure this is Jabroni Mike? He has hair.

she is NOT drinking monkshit tea

Mike, this is excellent, awesome idea and execution

one of my favorite mike-isms is when he get so mad he turbo flails back and forth 7:29

This makes me so sad

Why do both hosts have such huge buldges man wth stop putting these people in the yellow skinny jeans

Cool

i like how with other channels a video usually goes by faster when it's edited down but here the edit is somehow still longer than the video he's reacting to (he's been on the girl getting a selfie with the cardboard cutout for the entire duration of me writing this comment)

6:34 The electric toothbrush

It really baffles me in the best way possible that CumChugger Mike has the ability and connections to make things like this a commonality

Kinda bums me out that Mike hates these. These aren’t easy to make unlike algoslop, and she was pretty cool when she was on Kitboga. She makes the insides green as a personal signature since her content gets stolen all the time. She actually explained the process before and it’s fascinating.

Oml hes so handsome in the purble 😊😊

If i get any friends into Jabroni Mike im showing them this video forst just so i can gaslight them into thinking hes always a vtuber

Wait why did I just notice the pizza face thing in the background like I got my crocheted one right next to me but is someone actually out there making little plushies and stealing my customers

Piss is the common element

I LITERALLY SAID NITROGEN AS THE FIRST THING

Statik is the only one with a brain cell in this short

He's so dapper downright evil

Deezium

Aluminum is my favorite answer ever

I hope Statik doesn't mind being the voice of god

I like how he SAYS NITROGEN after Kwite, and then they all have a collective brain fart

God this moment was amazing 😂😂

GET THE RAID