Machine Gun Kiss [FULL English/Romaji SUB] - Yakuza 5 Karaoke

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

THIS SONG HAS BEEN RETRANSLATED AND REMASTERED! kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGfTXod3qcdsqas I've updated the translation and spruced up the video, along with making the lyrics FULLY SINGABLE. Please check out the new version, I promise it's worth it!!

[@Soki7000]

I got the chance to sing this today in a Japanese karaoke bar and even though I’m sure no one knew what the hell this was from I felt on top of the world. Kiryu was with me.

[@Djnahuelito145HD]

You're The Man

[@Sniff86245]

bruh, i wish i was there with ya

[@SFCJChase]

That's Rad

[@braindeadduck]

Holy Shit

[@MatthewLowery]

A true hero

[@Haszry]

he's just standing there... MENACINGLY

[@thyme7086]

100 more to go till 420, I'll help

[@tontony0490]

@@thyme7086 already 430

[@thyme7086]

@@tontony0490 DAMN IT

[@arsenal4739]

@@thyme7086 thanks for your help though

[@bosh23]

@@thyme7086 F

[@JetStream0509]

hearing this in the department stores of yakuza 0 is the biggest tease.

[@UNR3D]

Wait really?! I never noticed during my play through

[@nizeprize0078]

@@UNR3D it's also in Kiwami for some stores. Devs must really love this song to tease it in both games

[@UNR3D]

I only have Yakuza 0 but I really want kiwami

[@nizeprize0078]

@@UNR3D Kiwami can be a rage fit but also a fun circus of ups and downs. The combat is Kiwami is WAYY better then 0 IMO but the rest is eh alright. Though still definitely but Kiwami it's an amazing game Edit: I am proud more Kyoudais are playing through and finding this song, keep on firing that machine gun filled with love cause this series is getting dangerously popular!!!

[@UNR3D]

Nizeprize007 I can’t wait to see what happened

[@rivaraptor4277]

I love how this is canonically the oldest karaoke song because of its appearance in Ishin

[@parjai97]

I wish it was out for PC tho

[@skullyozeez6781]

@@parjai97 i wish they'd port the rest of the series to pc cause it's been receiving mainstream attention, i've been waiting for the rest of the series for about a year to come out on PC

[@parjai97]

@@skullyozeez6781 they will not

[@parjai97]

@@skullyozeez6781 :( years from now

[@parjai97]

@aferran69 _sad gamer noises_

[@marshallschaefer9632]

this is the song kiryu sung to me when he broke into my house

[@say_farmer7]

Omg same!

[@clowshonen1229]

Same

[@strouszeik637]

Same

[@marshallschaefer9632]

@@strouszeik637 did you get an STD because of kiryu

[@strouszeik637]

@@marshallschaefer9632 Yessir 😈

[@Eurobeat_fan]

ok but this song is really wholesome

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

And awesome

[@yachiyous9110]

*Just like today is a diamond*

[@emokidclutch]

whos gonna tell xi the true meaning...

[@darkmax38]

M

[@sharonhernandez4080]

And a bop

[@lorenzocampici7885]

Never once has a love song got me this hyped up

[@ShowtimeLaw]

This song goes extremely hard, it's super good

[@ethanhill851]

Welp time to play Yakuza again

[@apiocosmico833]

Ai wo torimodose is a good song too

[@sethfeldmann3204]

You Wa Shock is also pretty good

[@papkinn]

He's just counting kisses

[@MrTheil]

If Judgement is the Season 1 anime opening, then Machine Gun Kiss would be the Season 2 anime opening

[@ramahikari1014]

If Yakuza an Anime it, would have 8 season Season 1: OP: Judgement ED: Baka Mitai Season 2: OP: Baka Mitai (Sorrow) ED: TONIGHT Continue it please.

[@plague6566]

Season 3 OP: Like a Butterfly

[@greenherb3229]

@@plague6566 Season 4 OP: The future I dreamed of (The japanese version, not the english version)

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

I disagree. Season 1 would be 0, season 2 would be kiwami 1, season 3 would be kiwami 2 and the prologue of Yakuza 3. Pretty much every game is its own season. Except 7. I see 7 as the successor show, rather than the same one, seeing as Ichiban is the new protag and Kiryu is still (mostly) in hiding.

[@qjoselp71]

Is Tonight the 2nd

[@boktorinator693]

He looks so much like Date here holy crap

[@swearonyayeezys]

His only true love

[@arsontv1293]

@@swearonyayeezys what about majima?????

[@femboycyan]

@@Odeon1970 eh, mans can still wipe the floor against Ichi and Joon-Gi Han, he'll be fine

[@fabioribeiro4627]

Middle age hits like a tiger drop...until you get to Yakuza 6...

[@price.23.very.loverr]

EXACTLY

[@_r._7513]

There’s a Yakuza song for every kind of mood Love: “Machine Gun Kiss” Sadness: “Baka Mitai” Hanging with the bois: “Judgement” or “24-Hour Cinderella” And many more!

[@James_Cross45]

I agree with this one

[@hammerbro1947]

Start again: Konnan Janai and Tonight

[@kzang386]

Love : Pure Love in Kamurocho Hopeful : Today is a Diamond

[@JayAreAitch]

KZANG3 Today Is a Diamond is not what I would describe as hopeful.

[@_r._7513]

J H I agree

[@WickedSabbath]

"Sorry if the cinematic is a bit distracting" Are you kidding? Great editing actually! Love it.

[@bisurumajimagorocizerim6122]

aa burda buldum seni hocam 💪

[@WickedSabbath]

@@bisurumajimagorocizerim6122 Hocam beni yakuzayla ilgili çoğu videonun altında bulabilirsin haha :D

[@risuhijirikawa5901]

i have this wild imagination about going to work someday and found out there's a guy who plays yakuza series from the old yakuza 1 until now, and i start intruding his apartment to play them on weekends, having a sleep over, and one day he'll randomly sing this in front of me. i've been in the internet for too long today, i should rest a bit

[@menamensa]

that sounds like a great time, and I just came back to work lmao

[@thetacopunch]

cant like cause youre at 69 right now, cant ruin that

[@risuhijirikawa5901]

@@thetacopunch ah yes, thank you, fellow men of culture. let this comment's like stay at 69

[@rikimaru700]

So like, you two fall in love, get married and have adorable puppies? Sign me up

[@vergiltechtip6383]

@@rikimaru700 im kinda confused at the puppy part but that's cute

[@ShoMinazuki]

Literally waited 2 hours to download yakuza 5 so I could play this song

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

REAL

[@superpussku]

Ik im late but Its worth it

[@ruxrat]

i was playing 5 but never played this.. TIME TO PLAY IT!!!!!!!

[@mariogamesandanime3498]

If they have this song in any karaoke bar. I will glady sing it and please someone put that background behind me while I do the same moves kiryu is doing, because it's beautiful.

[@JackgarPrime]

I always wonder if any of the songs in these games make it into any real karaoke machines. I'm sure there must be some Sega-owned karaoke club or machine somewhere that has them load Yakuza songs into.

[@angeal4584]

JackgarPrime yeah there actually are in Japan lol

[@chrips154]

@@angeal4584 dam i wish some are here, i would song the absolute shit out of them

[@kupalisky3553]

When he moves his finger then raises to 2 fingers....so awesome. I always mimic it.

[@ooeygooeygoodra3068]

I’d happily do that with ya

[@JackgarPrime]

I've spent so many hours playing karaoke in the various Yazkua games, and I only just now noticed that the in-universe tv in front of Kiryu is doing the actual sing-along, highlighting the lyrics as he says them. Not just copying the pace of the player's commands. Neat little detail.

[@Soda_Drunka]

"1 Billion, 2 billion, 10 billion Count every last kiss that I give to you" Yes daddy

[@reapsl6401]

i have several questions

[@pollo4070]

🦄

[@HarmonicRex9274]

How much were you paid sonny

[@Soda_Drunka]

@@HarmonicRex9274 every last kiss Kiryu could give me

[@maddogmarvo]

BABY

[@txmagotchiz]

if some dude ever stood in front my house with a boom box, they better play this song.

[@fabioribeiro4627]

Maybe you wouldn't have killed Murray

[@txmagotchiz]

@@fabioribeiro4627 who knows

[@yey305]

i think we all know who this song is meant for...... majima

[@bozay1766]

yea definitely

[@taaseenrahman8000]

goromi chan

[@dahkazuma5494]

you right

[@legoman7041]

I knew what you were going to say. I laughed anyway

[@kiryuchan4938]

Yeah we all know kiryus true love was never yumi but instead majima

[@freezeoff6980]

Anime Opening: Machine Gun Kiss Anime Ending: Bakamitai

[@shilohperez808]

I was thinking this sounds like Anime rock/pop

[@jazzywhale52]

Facts

[@nashtylel]

I think the ending is bakadaruo

[@ДмитрийИванов-ю5г7м]

True anime ending: Tonight -Restart From This Night-

[@adrianaperez2805]

ik the yakuza series has been around for years but i only recently got into it and with every vid i find of Kiryu singing karaoke i fall in love with him even more man

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Same

[@strouszeik637]

Same

[@angelsheet4471]

I believe in singing Kiryu supremacy

[@brushesshoppe]

So damn catchy... I've even started humming it to myself whenever I'm doing something, once in a while

[@MoldyBreadWorld]

To be honest Yakuza is subconsciously setting the worst expectations for me in what I expect in a romantic partner. I’m altogether depressed and pissed that my future boyfriend probably won’t be as passionate about our relationship as KIRYU IN THIS SONG OR MAJIMA FOR MAKOTO DAMNIT IT SEGA DAMN IT... Damnit SEGA.

[@MoldyBreadWorld]

Came back to say I’m still sad

[@user-mp6nq9ij1t]

@@MoldyBreadWorld awww dont be

[@angelsheet4471]

Ya want a crisp high five to make you feel better?

[@YukiHeaven]

*Majima for Kiryu.

[@pato6738]

@@ЯрославШохалевич yeah dude women love when you compare them to "thot´s from twitch" show you really care about them....

[@kariissmol9172]

In my heart, he still sings for Yumi and never got really over her.

[@linearman0245]

I can definitely see that.

[@kingcactus5883]

for some reason, kiryu saying "midnight shadows" is just adorable

[@Meatball996]

the 'I need you tonight baby hold me tight' genuinely sounded like english, no R's here

[@slobtroller6136]

There are no rs there because he's not trying to pronounce the letter L too much.

[@ZhongXina01]

Taichi Suzuki doesn’t need auto tune 🔥🔥🔥

[@ahrx5250]

Great job on the editing!

[@Meatball996]

nobody give this anymore likes

[@TheSpeakerGreen]

Please, please I just want Yakuza HD collection on PC so bad

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

not the place to complain, dude

[@thewerepyreking]

@@LiterallySatanOfficial he wasn't complaining really

[@skycladobserver2408]

@@LiterallySatanOfficial he was just saying, the fact he said it in the comment section prolly means he was looking for replies that would say same

[@dylkiller3501]

Same

[@daksmyth9320]

bit of a necro, but Yakuza 0, Kiwami 1 & 2 are on sale on steam now, I bought all three for like 40% of the normal price

[@captaindanger13]

I could listen to this song on loop for so many hours maybe even days before getting sick of it to the point where I might end up memorizing the lyrics without knowing a lick of japanese.

[@RamonRCM]

It happened to me...

[@Ghost-nj7nj]

I've done that with judgement now I'm doing it with this one.

[@Mahsei]

It does happen. I managed to learn Restart From Tonight, Judgement, Bakamitai, and even 24-Hour Cinderella. Never learned Japanese, but singing this is awesome.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Edit: ichi-oku (一億) and ni-oku (二億) are 100 million and 200 million respectively (not 1b and 2b); my bad, I absolutely did not realize and should have double checked! Check the description for other corrections, and thank you to everyone for pointing these things out. Regarding the translation of hyaku oku as "10 billion", go re-listen to any scene in Yakuza Kiwami where characters speak about the 10 billion yen and hear what the original Japanese word is. I'm fairly sure the choice to include the specific number in Machinegun Kiss is at least partially to do with what it represents in the series; Kiryu's love for Yumi, and vice versa. Yes, the official (singable) English translation is "1, 2, 100", and when written out it says 100億 (100 million), but literal translation just doesn't work with these numbers. It's 10 billion, the same number that is translated as such all throughout the main series whenever it's mentioned.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Examples: Yakuza Kiwami 1 (timestamp 1:11:50) - kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJaqfX99orqSd5Y Yakuza 4 Remastered (timestamp 9:55) - kzbin.info/www/bejne/jp2oq5iAoNmga5I

[@ShujiMikami]

Wasn't it an issue with the fact that you translated everything as "billions" when it's actually 100m, 200m and 10b? I feel like you might have misread the criticism a bit.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

@@ShujiMikami It's still the same argument, lol.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

@@ShujiMikami OHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ななみ-o6t4x]

I like your translation, ít's so sweet, and cool. Well, in your sub, Kiryu is exactly a sugar daddy 😂

[@patmei6685]

Love this song. So catchy, i sit relaxing in the house and in my brain "ichi oku, ni oku, hyaku oku..."

[@alformodoritos2076]

man, Kiryu's a fast kisser. machine gun kiss? damn, that's gotta be fast

[@pun5925]

arguably better than judgement

[@Meatball996]

you spelt actually wrong

[@jonweston567]

Thats a bit of a strech

[@K11NNGG]

100% better than judgment

[@doomfry3163]

I agree this is my favorite karaoke song by far.

[@chrips154]

judgement is the song with the bro nishiki so it will always be number 1 for me

[@alianar.d.8724]

This is such a good song because it sounds like it would be about some not wholesome shit because of the genre, but the lyrics are so sweet lmao

[@Kanae18]

This song got potential to become a power metal song, not gonna lie.

[@twilight_mourner1865]

YES

[@EDO-KUNNO]

One thing. This is underrated and I love this song.

[@NoorAdventure2007]

I decided to sing this in my social studies class cuz it was someone’s birthday and I wanted to do something cool for them. I only did the karaoke portion of the song, cuz I couldn’t remember the rest of the lyrics. Even still, people loved it. Just something I wanted to share.

[@G_Bephox]

Tip for people who actually want to sing it in karaoke with other yakuza enjoyers, in any country: 1. Ask your friend to put and hold closely your phone's dynamic in the front of 2nd microphone. 2. Sing with heart and tears :)

[@Electricity_Pea]

This song is just pure beauty at best

[@DevonC03]

Bro he's just..he's just standing there..? You good Kiryu..?

[@sapyfaczz3707]

No he is not okay

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

@@sapyfaczz3707 He never stops suffering

[@sapyfaczz3707]

@@Unknown-mi4ih yea...

[@naxim0]

It's incredibly sad how this and other songs from the franchise are overshadowed by Baka Mitai (Which I think is a great song btw), after listening to Baka Mitai and then finding this one song and JUDGEMENT (From Yakuza 0) I can't believe how many people missed out on these bangers by only listening to Baka Mitai Anyways the songs from Yakuza deserve more recognisability

[@Leon_S._Kennedy]

True!

[@dragcoldbruh4981]

24-hour cinderella

[@notoriousmarcyous]

Pure Love in Kamurocho is also an absolute banger

[@menamensa]

Wow vocaloid is great these days!!

[@RedKnightFire64]

I can imagine if Kiryu would have sang this to Kaoru in Kiwami 2.

[@Sumblueguy41]

It gets me tilted that you can’t get Sayama to do karaoke w/ you. Like you can do it w/ nearly everybody but her

[@sethfeldmann3204]

@@Sumblueguy41 Kiryu was embarrassed by the thought of her knowing how much he gets into Karaoke

[@nizeprize0078]

@@Sumblueguy41 🤯🎤Karaoke with date 🎤🤯

[@nguyenquyetthang1326]

If only they let Sayama do X3 Sunshine

[@YukiHeaven]

No please, the worst developed love story in the entire saga. Let Akiyama sing this to Hana, instead.

[@ir6734]

Kiryu has such a nice voice goddamn

[@kabukiblooki]

Bro this song is like my one companion in the millitary,I'm being let home for the first time and God is it so surreal to actually hear it outside of my brainnnnnn Edit:ITS OVERRRRRR IM FREE,AND GOD THIS SONG STILL KEEPS ME UPPPPP

[@NoMaloneUnturned2]

Glad you had something from home that was always with you

[@kiryukazuma-chan8803]

I sang this for you

[@MoonlightWillow]

thank you kiryu, very cool

[@hetallbhardwaj9788]

tysm kiryu so sweet of you

[@kiryukazuma-chan8803]

@@MoonlightWillow it took a bit

[@Cizma77]

There literally isn't a bad version of Machine Gun Kiss. Kiryu's, Shinada's, Adachi's, even the one used in 5's Taxi missions, they all fucking *SLAP*

[@pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195]

Girls in a gym: What is he listening to? Probably hard rock or metal Me:

[@drawnking5476]

Judgement works well too imo

[@guichabanaano27]

Honestly if I saw some dude singing this song this passionately, I would totally marry them right on the spot.

[@ishatonthecarpet]

I have to admit, every time he says "I need you baby. Hold me tight." I like to imagine he is talking about me. Fun fact: I thought I was straight before I played the Yakuza series.

[@TakoTrucker]

this song feels like a way more matured version of Judgement Shinpan, which is really ofd considering how much i have matured over the course of playing these games lol

[@souldipper]

1:39 how long is he gonna hold that pose for.

[@kariissmol9172]

Fo someone untrained it's actually good posture training if you keep the back straight!

[@souldipper]

@@kariissmol9172 nice!

[@thread6971]

This reminds me of Ai wo torimodose from fist of the north star which is also a love song under the guise of a rock song. And both of these properties are involved with Sega.

[@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS]

FoTNS literally has a game by SEGA made by the same people who made Yakuza so that's not too far-fetched.

[@thread6971]

Killua Zoldycc that’s what I meant by both properties are involved by Sega lmao

[@anng3ls294]

Now that the yakuza remastered collection is coming out to pc, i cant wait to play this song when i get my hands on it!

[@arcticgaming6812]

When I play Yakuza 5 I'll first skip through the cutscenes and get as early as I can to the karaoke to sing this and then start the game properly

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

it's pretty early on anyway, like basically as soon as you get full control of Kiryu.

[@corpsegrinder5064]

I don’t understand why you’d do all of that just to play karaoke.

[@arcticgaming6812]

@@corpsegrinder5064 its because the song is awesome but now that I've beaten the game I just go to premium adventure and besides everything else I go to karaoke trying to get 1000 score lol

[@rajikuui489]

this is the sweetest love song i've heard so far

[@NearTheOtaku]

PLEASE HELP ME THIS IS NOW THE 27th day in a row that i listen to this song!! I CAN NOT STOP ITS TOO GOOD

[@say_farmer7]

This is one helluva clean translation which works for an english cover but there's still some refinement needed for the lyrics to flow as smoothly as they does in japanese.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

well... yeah, that's what the official singable lyrics are for. I just wanted to translate it demi-literally, wasn't really worried about them specifically working like that.

[@juliaillesh3346]

I damn love Kiryu's angry facial expressions. The way his eyebrows look ... can't take my eyes off °°

[@Tomarusan]

Listening to this song got me pregnant with Kiryu's children and I'm a dude

[@Paradise_Lost_]

Bruh

[@Ex0ticbr4d.KR7]

Bruh

[@XZ-017]

*bruh*

[@nizeprize0078]

*Bruh*

[@owlie373]

Bruh

[@dand4139]

this song hits different when you sing along

[@Zansekai]

I love this song so much

[@Honse18]

Seeing kiryu alone on the stages feels odd without his kyodai nishiki :(

[@superpussku]

That cat that is wearing its headphones correctly is cute

[@Kababoyan]

yakuza 5 kiryu always felt the best version to me. it fit him well

[@rlira8072]

He has no reason to do those hand movements but i'm so glad he does

[@passafist8414]

Singing for all the people he "didn't" kill and how he needs them to be around so he can "not" kill them. Kiryu, such a romantic. Geez, making me blush here

[@manmaidmegane]

Actually, ichi-oku is 100 million, ni-oku is 200 million, and hyaku-oku is 10 billion. Edit: Otherwise, everything else is great! Thanks for the subs.

[@Mark-ll5lm]

Damn shut the fuck up nerd

[@manmaidmegane]

Mark23 no

[@PicosySnake]

@@Mark-ll5lm Damn, you didn't really needed to be mean at all

[@redline841]

Oku is billion tho. Learned it from Okuyasu who literally has the first part of his name written on his uniform, meaning billion.

[@manmaidmegane]

@@redline841 Sorry, but you're just wrong? I don't know what you got that from, but in Japanese, counting doesn't work in the same way as it does in English. It goes Ichi (one) Juu (ten) Hyaku (one hundred) Sen (one thousand) Ichi-man (ten thousand) and then you start repeating ichi, juu, hyaku, and sen with man at the end. Once you hit what would be ichi-man-man (one hundred million), it changes to ichi-oku (一億) (one hundred million). The first character of Okuyasu's name is indeed 億 oku, but it doesn't mean billion. It's just a Japanese number counter that stretches from the one hundred millions to the one hundred billions. If you don't believe me, then just look up "ichi-oku in english" and you should get some results that will tell you the same thing I just said.

[@tttttttt6408]

friendship ended with judgement now machine gun kiss my best friend

[@pamgrilling4737]

This song fucking hits different

[@TheyCallMeBruski]

Thank you for giving us gameplay footage without sound effects

[@kovach00]

it's a toss up between this or today is a diamond as my favorite karaoke song

[@Sagemaster00]

I hope Kiryu isn’t having a heat stroke just standing their by the fire in a full coat

[@asmitsharma70]

This is better than Judgement I can proudly say

[@caraelizabeth7307]

IMO, Adachi is a better singer technically, but Kuroda-san just throws his entire heart and mind into his songs. The passion is so audible.

[@mihairomulus2488]

this song is in good hands when Kuroda-san sings it

[@Omega-Branis]

this song is so fkn dopeeeee , give me energy ! unstopable Kiryuuuuuuuuu ! kiryu is a fkn rock yooo

[@GalGhil]

for myself in future : when i grow up. i will be cool as uncle kaz and sing machine gun kiss loudly.

[@riteshdas9036]

So how many episodes will be one piece? 1:04

[@Machine91]

I cant believe I just realized that's the Twin Towers in the background there

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

wait what the fuck it is, and the chrysler building

[@thatguy7329]

Regular dudes: simping REAL ALPHA MEN:

[@blindedbytheliiiight1445]

Real yakuza sing karaoke (with the homies)

[@onionbrotm570]

Real yakuza alpha's sing karaoke for their homies.

[@alberteinstein1620]

Glad they brought it back in yakuza like a dragon

[@khalifashamsi3157]

Nice Voice Kiryu-Chan!

[@KonoschABC]

i have a dream, being in japan singingdrinking this at karaoke with my love and friends... i would be so fucking happy

[@hetallbhardwaj9788]

x s ame

[@rpgmafia8363]

Kiryu got the best voice for singing

[@kokimargalitadze1932]

every karaoke song in every yakuza game SLAPS HARD, ost in those games ar on point. i cant fucking believe that ive been sleeping on this franchise that hard, I used to always think of yakuza games as jak of all traits masters of none but maybe I have never been that wrong in my entire life, yakuza games are MAGIC, everything is on point story, the atmosphere,music, combat, I unironicaly think that yakuza kiwami 1 has one of the best combat in any game ever. more combos then u can shake a stick at almost 10 types of parrys and counter attacks, ALMOST 10 TYPES, cmooon even dmc and bayonetta don't have that many. the characters are out of this world good, as for today I have only finished yakuza kiwami 1 and hot take take comming up. I think I like that game more then I like nier automata and dmc 3, and Im not dissing those games, they are legendary. Iv seen three videos of yakuza games ranked from worst to best and seeing consistetnly kiwami 1 ranked as one of peoples least favorites blows my goddamn mind. to think that one of the weaker yakuza games juts effortlessly shot it self in my top 4 best games ever. GODDAMN. make no mistake yakuza franchise is up there with all time greats like mario franchise, metal gear solid, legend of zelda etc... try out yakuza 0 and if u love it then go for it finish the rest of the games. I'm currently playing it and honestly yakuza franchise might be the most underrated thing in existance. LEGENDARY KING SHIT.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

i feel like my brain is leaking out my ears

[@authorbhattacharjee4957]

This love song is sung by The anti simp The Chad The ultra virgin The perrfect male fantasy Japanese batman

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

this is the worst comment ive seen ❤

[@authorbhattacharjee4957]

@@LiterallySatanOfficial But I love kiryu though

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

@@authorbhattacharjee4957 And yet you call him Japanese batman. cringe.

[@authorbhattacharjee4957]

@@LiterallySatanOfficial I mean He's definitely a lot like batman Both are handsome Both are ripped as hell Both always have a mean/angry look Both have a deep manly voice Both had a partner/ally who they failed to save and their respective partners went to the dark side and they blame themselves for that ( for batman it was Jason Todd who became red hood and for kiryu it was nishiki) And also both of them have a no kill rule Although people meme on them saying they actually do kill although canonically they haven't killed anyone And also both have a rival or nemesis who are psycos joker and majima (although in majima's case he's probably pretending to be like that) The only difference is that kiryu is a virgin

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

@@authorbhattacharjee4957 🥴

[@smugle629]

*MACHINE GUN KISS, SON! IT'S HARDEN TO RESPONSE TO TIGER DROP LIVER'S TRAUMA*

[@eggnog2144]

This slaps hard

[@nightimeRollback]

This is my new favorite Karaoke song from Yakuza , this is so epic ! I use it when i'm racing with the taxi aswell !!!

[@caty6784]

i never realized this was a love song until i saw the translation, just thought the songwriter loved machine guns

[@BMN_Prime]

this song is insanely good

[@veterayt6800]

I feel like you can go to Japan and a random Yakuza dude will start breaking it down if I play idol music since the Yakuza themselves confirmed that this game felt accurate

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

That interview you're referring to was actually proved to be completely falsified

[@veterayt6800]

@@LiterallySatanOfficial there goes my reason to be happy today

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

@@veterayt6800 LMAO

[@angelsheet4471]

@@LiterallySatanOfficial It's still real to us dammit!

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

@@angelsheet4471 You can believe it if you want to but the guy who wrote it is a dickhead lol

[@rererererr5464]

if there's one thing i wont forget about these games it's this song for sure. i love it so much.

[@TheyCallMeBruski]

The only thing this video is missing is Nishiki on guitar and Kashiwagi on keyboard

[@muhi_islam]

My family and I might visit Japan in a few months or a year later, I wish I get to sing this song, man. It’s a ROCK n ROLL Legend!

[@diegoaragon2734]

Recently beat Yakuza 5 so hearing this makes me miss it LMAO

[@みかちゃん-k4r]

Heard this song in Taiko years ago. wow...

[@Leon_S._Kennedy]

Probably one of the best song in yakuza saga

[@biggiez9179]

Imagine you getting elope with someone and you both blasting this music for each other while riding a bike. Holy...

[@floppagaminguwu9963]

Wdym? This is clearly John Yakuza

[@Idk-yeehaw]

​@@floppagaminguwu9963 John Yakuza 💀