Mad Dave: Ringy Road

[@bonnytrippler2966]

"I've come off on diesel several times." What? Dave, please tell him to use baby oil like any normal self-help onanist.

[@TheCrumble]

Doesn't smell as good though!

[@VileVeil]

Always good to see The Crumble on Dave's channel! He should let you on more often.

[@TheCrumble]

Hang on a goddam minute! this is getting out of hand!

[@Womanwolfrider]

Be careful Dave puts his indicator on when you’re not looking 😳

[@TheCrumble]

That devious cockney bastard!!

[@suebt8794]

CRUMBLE COME BACK......

[@nickmonkey284]

I bloody love this video! Top Crumble ranting at the daft.

[@nrobin6854]

Another splendid portion of Crumble. Bloody love it

[@TheCrumble]

Thank you my friend x

[@SurfPilot]

That filertage at the end was epic, some nupmties there though, loving the tune.

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers SP! Loving your drone work my friend!

[@davexs]

The King of rant....you ain't changed the world mate but certainly made my day!

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers matey - glad I could help!

[@kevinperree7764]

One minute in and already Crumble Gold!!!!

[@9004allen]

More of this please! And my names alan and I drive a Qashqai 😂😂

[@TheCrumble]

Haha! Brilliant!! You couldn't make this shit up!

[@muttonshutter]

You had your indicator on for the entirety of Melbourne Road, I will allow you this mistake once Crumble but never again.

[@TheCrumble]

Mate, if I could turn back time... (Cher mode)

[@LambChopRides]

Classic Crumble love it! I've just bought the Hero 7 equally pissed up 🤣

[@TheCrumble]

What is GoPro's problem with microphones?? The camera looks great but the sound thing is a pisser.

[@LambChopRides]

@@TheCrumble yes agreed, I've bought it for chest and bar duties. Will be great for our off-road trip in the New Year 😁

[@ridingwithmick1071]

Sleaford Mods.... what a tune 👌

[@TheCrumble]

What a band!

[@IrlDave71]

That’s tonight tea sorted double helping of Sheppard’s Pie and a big dollop of The Crumble. Cheers Dave…love the ears.

[@TheCrumble]

So I am a kind of chef over here?!

[@IrlDave71]

Ah cool the jets there now bud. You’re no feckin chef here, maybe chef’s choice. Having notions are we?

[@michaelklinge1857]

Dave lives what a treat a crumble vid to have dinner by thanks for the laughs

[@TheCrumble]

Hope it made dinner taste that bit better!

[@BikeMates]

Hooray for Dave and Crumble madness. Love that you called my brother a village idiot spot on mate 😃👍 oh and go Jezza

[@TheCrumble]

Say hello to Alan for me! tell him his shoelaces are undone and he's drooling on his new Simpsons t-shirt.

[@BikeMates]

The Crumble oh you know him so well 😂

[@jimbryce502]

I'm going to work with a smile on my face thanks to dave,your not to bad either. Thanks to your video.

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Jim - enjoy people asking if you've been busy all night!

[@paul2496]

Crumble brilliance, funny as feck. I find myself pretty much muttering to myself to the "Alans" also..awesome Filtering at the end..👍

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Paul!!

[@BarnsleyBob]

"You conker fuckers!" 😂😂 Big Dave might be making a reappearance soon... Not much chance of filtering out here mind so I'll have to take him somewhere busy 😉

[@webcharger]

You always make my evening when I stumble across the crumble 👍🏼

[@TheCrumble]

Glad I can help dude!

[@markhorton7013]

Classic Crumble, you just can't beat it.... 'Peace out'

[@TheCrumble]

Peace Marky x

[@certifiedpowerinc6813]

Great now I have that song stuck in my head

[@TheCrumble]

It's a banger though!

[@SnoopyDoofy]

I wonder, could one use those little alligator clamps, wired to the indicator relay and clamped on the nipples, for electrotactile feedback? Hmm, guess that's my weekend planned.

[@kepeti86]

Cant believe I have only found this channel now. FAF

[@TheCrumble]

Welcome aboard tiger!

[@jeffdavies688]

Dave is bigger than Crumble!...more Dave please!

[@nrobin6854]

I knew an Alan when I lived in a village, and he was very strange, wobbling along the busy bypass on his ancient bicycle, huge moustache blowing in the wind and standing muttering in pub corners. I knew another Alan, a gardener I employed to trim an overgrown rose bush. However Alan chopped at it mercilessly till there was almost nothing left of it, cutting his bare arms horrendously. When I said I would not pay him for his destruction of the bush, he threatened me with his ‘two big sons’ All Alans are mad

[@TheCrumble]

What great Alan tales! you should do a collection of short Alan stories! i'd read it and yeah you of course right - all Alans are mental!

[@nrobin6854]

Thank you Mr Crumble for the Alan book idea. Alans I have known and loved, or Adventures with Lunatics called Alan. A study of Alans through time, from ancient village idiot to modern day call centre supervisor, I shall get to work immediately.

[@julz3217]

Awesome video as always. U make my days better my friend. Keep up the great work !!! 🤣😃😄

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers JT - appreciate you taking the time to comment x

[@RebelRides]

I think Dave should have his own TV series on the Dave Channel called Bus Strokes with Karl Howman?

[@TheCrumble]

I've written to the BBC - still awaiting a reply...

[@MrChopperkev]

Jezza and Dave looked a bit too cozy when you found them together in the garage........best check no extra ‘chain’ lube is missing......no wonder Dave was quiet. Rogered by Jezza 😳

[@DistinctOgre]

Why the hell would there be diesel in the road? Do the fuel caps on trucks not work in that country?

[@teabagzukkini]

Lazy retards refuelling busses in the bus depot , too stoned to clip the fuel cap back on after over filling the bastards.... Ask me how I know. (They are also generic Nissan S.U.V owners). cnuts!!!

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah people overfill and then it spills, particularly on roundabouts as the lorry/van turns. Big issue over here. It's like ice that stuff when it's on the road.

[@DistinctOgre]

@@TheCrumble That's no shit. It's slicker than snot on a door knob. Only place I worry about getting diesel on my tires, it's at the fuel island.

[@P6_7R_Nick]

Loved it. Nice one Crumble 👍

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Nick lad! xxx

[@zofo666]

A PROPER CRUMBLE BUMBLE!

[@jencam6854]

😂 I hate pressing the button when im cycling to and from work! I make a dash for it most of the time!

[@TheCrumble]

Good! that's what grown ups are supposed to do!

[@jameswilko8937]

Think you should do a video of you ragging that super blackbird 👌

[@dcg44s]

Is that disel? You are gonna be hearing that for years now!😀

[@TheCrumble]

I was in diesel mode

[@acsolares2]

fucking Dave!!! I'm back!!

[@TheCrumble]

For good though??

[@acsolares2]

Yeah! I thought you were done...I was depressed :) Seriously, I did what you did about work and man, my life is SO MUCH BETTER. I suspect you will get all happy.....but Dave can't change ok?

[@darenderbyshire1089]

Classic crumble 🤣🤣🤣& Dave

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers matey!!

[@darenderbyshire1089]

Keep em coming 😊👍🏻

[@StevieSmith77]

tune in next week to see crumble cancel that indicator

[@TheCrumble]

He'll never turn it off!!

[@laikatravels]

Absolute quality

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers brother!!

[@davidarmstrong7456]

Great stuff Crumble

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Dave!

[@penfold83glen5]

Love the vids and the music at the end hahaha what was it

[@TheCrumble]

That was the mighty Sleaford Mods with a song called Tied Up In Nottz

[@dangothdangoth5449]

You sir are a genius

[@TheCrumble]

Aaah thanks man! Shucks!

[@neilwiddison6529]

Traffic busy near the vale lol

[@TheCrumble]

As always! this bloody city! Why don't more people buy motorbikes that's what I wanna know!

[@neilwiddison6529]

@@TheCrumble yes they should. A viewer from Bingham

[@simonwiltshire]

Nice one you two!

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Si!

[@MrZooport84]

What did you think of Newport? I live here and even I think it's a shit hole lol.

[@TheCrumble]

I had to go into the centre to get some cash in my big transit van. It looked like time had stood still. I didn't stick around to have a proper look but I'll come back one day no doubt.

[@davidfletchfletcher]

Nissan Joke or Nissan Puke? I flip flop between the two... Mobile chicanes, all of em.

[@TheCrumble]

Haha like that - mobile chicanes :)

[@pinkiewerewolf]

Dave, "Give me diesel. I'll lick it off the road and shit it out my exhaust... onto a Juke." "So take that shite about me not existing back you lil cu$t." Crumble, you've achieved something monumental. My YT recommendations, formed because I'm watching your video now include the "20 Most Offensive Standup Jokes". Think I'll tune into that.

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah you might get some strange dark shit coming up now cos of some of the key words I type into the edit haha!

[@gorr7642]

Crumble, hey crumble. It's Dave here. TURN YOUR INDICATORS OFF YOU C'NT!

[@TheCrumble]

he is trying to kill me!!!!

[@johnrimmer5812]

Nice one me ole walnut whip.

[@TheCrumble]

Whatever happened to walnut whips? My nan used to love them.

[@johnrimmer5812]

@@TheCrumble No idea TC , i used to flick the walnut off( can't stand em) and devour the rest. Turkish delight, deep joy.

[@MaxHeadRush]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Get yourself a TV show! Not that I watch TV but someone will

[@TheCrumble]

I have written to the BBC - you think they'll go for it??

[@MaxHeadRush]

@@TheCrumble they'd be bonkers not to!

[@SRJCUSSEN]

Thanks!

[@TheCrumble]

No, thank you!

[@windy33a]

Was that diesel??

[@TheCrumble]

I thought it was Robbie Williams at first...

[@brokenlegz]

Some where out there, there is a village missing it’s idiot.

[@TheCrumble]

Alan is missing. but is he missed?

[@brokenlegz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpjZg2avaq92jsk I think he might be

[@joemanning6407]

Un-civilized Dave? Future chat

[@TheCrumble]

He is so uncivilised eh?!

[@mickshere9642]

Is it true Dave is going to do Tee shirts???

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah with just a picture him and the word 'CUNT' above :)

[@mfbfreak]

They wanted to call it the Nissan Cashcow because it is unbelievably generic, neither good nor bad, and therefore very succesful. But focus groups decided it was not acceptable so they made it into Cashcai, which turend into qashqai.

[@duncanpearson1]

Classic crumble👍

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers matey!!

[@paultempels1207]

legend!!!!

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Pauly!!

[@azlong4596]

Dave asked me and I told him to avoid the GoPro 5-6-7 because of the external mic problem but evidently he wasn't talking to you.

[@TheCrumble]

Bastard! Why didn't he say?!

[@paulmaccann4509]

I might be the village idiot but I'm no fool.

[@TheCrumble]

Haha!

[@paulharrison8155]

Crumble at his best !

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Paul - thanks for watching matey!

[@SickBikeDude]

Let Dave know I’m the 48th like.

[@TheCrumble]

I told him. he'd like your address so he can come round in person to show you his gratitude. He has a very special way of thanking people...

[@mattwuk]

Awesome

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers Matt!

[@PaddyMayneUK]

My Wife always accuses me of pulling out at the wrong moment !?

[@TheCrumble]

Just check your wing mirrors and you'll be reet!

[@easternmenace]

Waiting for a diesel review now

[@TheCrumble]

Oooh now there's an idea!

[@MrTeriyakiman]

Oy! I heard that!

[@TheCcponyboy]

WTF So the new colour is floro pink! Nice Volo C90 zooms past then has to stop to turn in to buy a paper! Dave is REAL. This a conspiracy!

[@williamzoom]

The real Crumble is back, capping it off with some Sleaford Mods :)

[@TheCrumble]

The MODS!!! Love em!

[@tritriplekylie]

Dave doesn’t really talk? Well it wasn’t hard to figure out, he’s from South Wales and speaks with a cockney accent... we wasn’t born yesterday you lummox! 😘

[@TheCrumble]

Oh right yeah...I knew you knew like. How's that Beta - have you got it dirty yet??

[@tritriplekylie]

The Crumble so it is true 😭 no, not got it dirty yet. I was meant to be out today but that all went to shit

[@YoureNowOnTV]

Good.

[@TheCrumble]

Good.

[@mudfluffpetrol3688]

Alan/Dave/Mods AND comedy filtering. We are not worthy 😁

[@TheCrumble]

It has the whole shebang this one!

[@Rustyfinger]

Jezza needs counselling by the look of that filtering at the end, definitely running away from the bad man........what ya been doing Dave, you said you’d stopped all that.

[@TheCrumble]

there is something going on in that garage. I might need to leave a camera running at night to find out just what!

[@HalfdeadRider]

GoPro is run by Alan.

[@HalfdeadRider]

I must start being called Alan after having to edit that lol

[@TheCrumble]

Which village is he from I wonder??

[@vigilanteRider]

I had a crash on the way to work today. Stupid women pull out give me a second to get from 30mph to nothing before I hit her ended up hitting her back end at 10mph. Lucky for me I only bananaed the clutch lever and scratched the bar ends. Her car was dented from the front wheel Edit: she pulled out of a Shopping Centre car park onto a main road in front of me

[@vigilanteRider]

@riverstrat Yeah she pulled out off a shopping Centre car park onto a main road right in front off me and I hit her back door and bumper. No we don't jump straight into suing people here in the UK. Got insurance for that pal

[@Repdnb]

bus wankers!!! ahahahahaha

[@TheCrumble]

Why don't they buy a motorbike?!

[@terremoto7387]

I wanna ride a black bird called Dave 😜

[@TheCrumble]

Thailand?

[@williamcaddick8578]

Is this diesel?😂

[@TheCrumble]

Got a bit ridiculous that obsession in the vid!

[@thechilternturbo1185]

Dave sounds a bit like Tommy Cooper.

[@TheCrumble]

His voice is all over the place now!

[@YeOldOak]

I hope I never become a conker fucker...

[@TheCrumble]

Bloody horse chestnuts have nothing on you my old oak!

[@nigelren3719]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[@TheCrumble]

Only close up...never at a distance of over 60 yards.

[@paulmarshall1083]

😂👍🏻

[@knightowl3577]

More excellent Crumble bull shit! He's a bit of a weirdo mind you and obsessed with diesel for some reason.

[@TheCrumble]

he is a proper dick!

[@cozziekid]

6:09 Dave's right indicator stays on - until 7:09 when his Left indicator stays on. Be careful Mr Crumble, Dave's trying to kill you!

[@TheCrumble]

Bastard! Thanks for letting me know! I've reported him to the police.

[@Destide]

No bus stroke WTF unsubscribed, I'm off to Bus-hub

[@TheCrumble]

Oooohhhh bus hub...check out the No 69 to Uppingham...

[@metaldog7128]

Wtf do mean Daves not real 😵 why you trying to crush my dreams crumble?? He is real, he is ok 😕 he's the only real thing left in this shitty would that talks sense anymore......you just want to keep him to yourself don't you!! Well he is the real star of the show and not you ok .... You leave Dave alone 😡

[@DannyBoy9514]

Turn your fukin indacator off haha

[@TheCrumble]

I really wish I had. the amount of comments I've had about it is unreal haha!