MADAME WEB | So Awful, I Wished I Was Watching The Marvels Instead

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Thorias Unlimited

Thorias Unlimited

Күн бұрын

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@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
Oh, one more thing... the spiders can also give people the power to time travel. Yes. Time travel. You figure it out. 🤷‍♂
@BNuts
@BNuts 10 ай бұрын
But can they give you back your two hours? Wish I could. Thanks for taking three for the team.
@lunchy09
@lunchy09 10 ай бұрын
Spiders are well known for that
@a-atheist
@a-atheist 10 ай бұрын
What else you would you expect from an actress named "state penis"
@briansmaller7443
@briansmaller7443 10 ай бұрын
I just wished I got bitten by an Australian Funnel Web and had an anaphylactic reaction rather than see this film.
@gregwillis4001
@gregwillis4001 10 ай бұрын
During the "Escape from Ezekiel" scene, Thorius, shaking with rage, spills his popcorn. Reaching between the seat cushions to recover a kernel, he is bitten by a spider. Realizing he now has the power of time travel, he travels back to the point when a dollar bill slipped from his palm while paying a street vendor for a hotdog on his way to the theater to watch Madame Web, but he this time chases the fluttering bill into the busy street. Hit by a bicycle courier, ironically delivering a rough draft of Clarkson's screenplay of the Madame Web sequel to Sony executives, Thorius spends the next few weeks in the hospital, emerging after the movie has been pulled from theatres. Even though he walks with a limp every time the weather changes, Thorius is thankful he was spared having to watch the movie. In the sequel to his story, while limping down the street one showery day, a dollar bill slips from Thorius's hand yet again, while paying for a hot dog at the very same street vendor. He struggles to move, but the fluttering bill is caught mid-air by a beautiful young woman. Their eyes meet as she passes the bill back. An instant connection is made, as well as a coffee date! Time travel is looking very fortuitous for Thorius. But soon he realizes that it is his job, even his duty, to review and create content from not only the best, but the worst content. Mentioning his plans to stream Madame Web for review, his sweetheart mentions that she loves superhero movies; The Marvels is her favourite movie, she is the president of the local chapter of the Dakota Johnson fan club, and it is time for a woman to shape the Star Wars Universe. A tear rolls down Thorius's cheek as he walks alone past the window of the coffee shop of their ill-fated first date. He limps, love lost, across the street through puddles and wind and rain, splashing his way back home to finish the final edit of his review of that most horrible movie Madame Web. Such it is at the intersection between Time Travel... And Fate.
@sagethegreat4680
@sagethegreat4680 10 ай бұрын
The plot is pepsi saves everyone. They should've just made pepsiman the movie
@Lobsterwithinternet
@Lobsterwithinternet 10 ай бұрын
A Pepsiman movie would have been a million times better.
@SubZero-hs9xc
@SubZero-hs9xc 10 ай бұрын
The guy survives being hit by an ambulance , an explosion,
@reginaphalange9417
@reginaphalange9417 10 ай бұрын
after Mac and Me did it for Coke 😂
@Ticketman99
@Ticketman99 10 ай бұрын
Ask Toei
@spndusk2362
@spndusk2362 10 ай бұрын
Pepsi saves everyone and Madame Webb saves a bird. The End.
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 10 ай бұрын
"They'll never work in show business again!" Oh, poor Thorias. Little does he know this is Sony we're talking about. They saw Morbius and said "let's get those writers!"
@jackall-trades6149
@jackall-trades6149 10 ай бұрын
Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letters E, S, and G
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 10 ай бұрын
@@jackall-trades6149 Remember, BlackRock wants your business to D I E. I mean D E I.
@stormryder4305
@stormryder4305 10 ай бұрын
At least they don't hire She-Hulk's writers. Or Velma's writers. Or Robyn Hood's writers. Goddamn, so many horrendous writers exist nowadays.
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
Well, the biz seems to MAINLY consist of these people now..... Remember: when everyone is shitty, no one is
@inkermoy
@inkermoy 10 ай бұрын
We're back to pre-Marvel Studios days where movie studios think they can take any comic character, put it through the Hollywood writer grinder, and expect comic fans to just show up.
@James_Bee
@James_Bee 10 ай бұрын
I'd watch Ben Affleck Daredevil over Madame Webb any day. At least they had some semblance of movie making competence back then.
@mgtowmichigander5528
@mgtowmichigander5528 10 ай бұрын
‘FUCK SPIDERMAN, PUT A CHICK IN IT, MAKE HER LAME AND GAY!!!’
@josebrown5961
@josebrown5961 10 ай бұрын
And don’t forget blame the failure on “misogyny” and “incels.”
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 10 ай бұрын
@@James_Bee Especially the Director's Cut.
@GodOfPlague
@GodOfPlague 10 ай бұрын
​@@ghidorah15 Oh yeah the directors cut adds so much more depth to the film.
@TheMayhemMutant9047
@TheMayhemMutant9047 10 ай бұрын
Andrew Garfield: suddenly my Spiderman franchise is looking pretty good right about now.
@makisky4495
@makisky4495 10 ай бұрын
I liked Andrew's way more then i did Tom's. 😒 Lol
@BNuts
@BNuts 10 ай бұрын
No, it's still bad. This is just worse. Worse than _Fant4stic_ , which I didn't think was possible. People paid money to make this! Wrap your head around that fact, if you can.
@viruschris3160
@viruschris3160 10 ай бұрын
I always love the Andrew Spider-Man movie. I’ve come to appreciate him more after Tom Holland Spider-Man. I like Tom, but his movies… weren’t really Spider-Man movies too much. Too much tied to Iron Man.
@mgtowmichigander5528
@mgtowmichigander5528 10 ай бұрын
MADAME WOKE
@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg
@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg 10 ай бұрын
​@@BNuts They made this to retain the rights to Spiderman by making a Spider verse movie, and this uninspired trash movie is the result
@georgelooney8949
@georgelooney8949 10 ай бұрын
If spiders could naturally give you super powers by biting you arachnophobia would cease to exist. 😂
@DarkFox2232
@DarkFox2232 10 ай бұрын
"What a lovely Black Widow. Will I die or fly?"
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 10 ай бұрын
@@DarkFox2232 Brown recluse! Nice! Come onnnnnnn super strength!
@BNuts
@BNuts 10 ай бұрын
This would be a cornucopia for any supervillain mastermind trying to replicate Spider-Man for their own nefarious purposes, and these writers just went ahead and made it. Heck, imagine Spidey himself with all of these powers, instead of the limited set he got. He doesn't even make his own webbing naturally!
@josebrown5961
@josebrown5961 10 ай бұрын
Well Marvel and people in general have totally nerfed spiders anyway. We have how many Spider-heroes now?
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 10 ай бұрын
Every single fly they try to eat would suddenly gain the powers of superman.
@ad-sd-vids5332
@ad-sd-vids5332 10 ай бұрын
It’s basically that’s so raven meets terminator, but a million times worse
@marlonclark-pp9wg
@marlonclark-pp9wg 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Mouse_Metal
@Mouse_Metal 10 ай бұрын
Beware, when you stare at terrible movies the terrible movies stare back at you!
@nuncio21
@nuncio21 10 ай бұрын
😅
@unterdessen8822
@unterdessen8822 10 ай бұрын
Nietzsche said that. "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you." Great philosophy quote.
@ScooterBond1970
@ScooterBond1970 10 ай бұрын
Don't blink.
@normadgarmez7026
@normadgarmez7026 10 ай бұрын
I think this movie is one of those exceptions of not staring back.
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 10 ай бұрын
Those bad movies are just asking to get poked in the eyes.
@JustTooDamnHonest
@JustTooDamnHonest 10 ай бұрын
Madame Web is going to win all of the razzies this year and that's for damn sure.
@michaelolmos8257
@michaelolmos8257 10 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ, THAT foulest monstrosity totally KILLED all its chances and potential for what could've been at least a worthwhile cinematic spiderman universe on the first try. Not since x-men origins did the history of any superhero cinematic universe, ever bear witness to the top contender of the WORST superhero movie of all time!!!
@haissem8
@haissem8 10 ай бұрын
As if that crap is relevant. Kubrick was nominated for The Shining.
@insensitive919
@insensitive919 10 ай бұрын
We have ten more months left in the year, how can we be so sure? 😬
@JustTooDamnHonest
@JustTooDamnHonest 10 ай бұрын
@@haissem8 It is only relevant in order to be made fun of just like when Rachel Zegler won the action star of 2024 recently beating out Tome Cruise(MI: Dead Reckoning) and Keanu Reeves(John Wick 4) and that just shows how dead that award shoe truly is.
@JustTooDamnHonest
@JustTooDamnHonest 10 ай бұрын
@@insensitive919 We do not. But it is in the lead so far for that.
@gicousinjoe6199
@gicousinjoe6199 10 ай бұрын
If only Dakota Johnson's clairvoyant powers were real, she’d have seen this train wreck coming and called in sick.
@SunnysFilms
@SunnysFilms 10 ай бұрын
I heard she unsurprisingly fired her agent after this.
@kidkatanatv
@kidkatanatv 10 ай бұрын
​@@SunnysFilmsThis is true, Thorias mentioned this
@SunnysFilms
@SunnysFilms 10 ай бұрын
Yeah I couldn't watch the video atm so I read comments first. lol@@kidkatanatv
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 10 ай бұрын
Madam Web, Madam Web, does everything a Spider can't... Can't spin a web, any size. Kidnaps girls just all the time Don't look out, 'cause she's blind, here comes Madam Web!
@XodusFTW
@XodusFTW 10 ай бұрын
Getting this film and the suicide squad game so close together felt like a one-two punch to the head.
@RogueFox2185
@RogueFox2185 10 ай бұрын
The best thing about bad movies is that at least for the most part you can meme them, apparently Madam Webb doesn’t even give you THAT.
@Kolossus_
@Kolossus_ 10 ай бұрын
Now THAT'S a bad movie
@babayaga9805
@babayaga9805 10 ай бұрын
My mother was researching spiders in amazon he was with her before she died
@filipvadas7602
@filipvadas7602 10 ай бұрын
Even Morbius spawned a few memes so, yeah, this movies is somehow THAT bad
@NightMotorcyclist
@NightMotorcyclist 10 ай бұрын
they just needed more Black Girl Magic
@spndusk2362
@spndusk2362 10 ай бұрын
No but what it does have is overkill of product placement and apparently the villain gets killed by a Pepsi sign lol 🤣
@icanwearamasktoo.1066
@icanwearamasktoo.1066 10 ай бұрын
Thorias you seem a little heated! Might I suggest cracking open a cool refreshing can of Pepsi-Cola 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎
@toolegittoquit_001
@toolegittoquit_001 10 ай бұрын
That is SO cold 🥶
@jackall-trades6149
@jackall-trades6149 10 ай бұрын
It would, in fact, be a better origin story for a better superhero...
@peterdeak6932
@peterdeak6932 10 ай бұрын
My spider senses warned me of this movie. What? It appears that anyone can be a 'spider-person' now. You know, just like with the Force....
@ACMEplayer
@ACMEplayer 10 ай бұрын
“Calling Madame Web half assed is an insult to half an ass” fucking amazing line🔥🔥🤣
@chrisblanc663
@chrisblanc663 10 ай бұрын
Best line😂😂😂😂
@TheWillisShow
@TheWillisShow 4 ай бұрын
Usually if most people hate something, I usually end up at least liking it or thinking “it’s not THAT bad”. Oh boy, Madame Web broke that mold. It was awful. Absolutely awful. This makes The Amazing Spider-Man 2 look like the Godfather 2 of superhero films.
@kentonbaird1723
@kentonbaird1723 10 ай бұрын
"it's so bad, it'll guarantee some of the people involved won't work again!" Don't give me hope.
@Nobadi56
@Nobadi56 9 ай бұрын
12:59 That half-ass line was perfect!
@mysticranger6894
@mysticranger6894 10 ай бұрын
"But for those of us sitting in front of our computer screens for hours on end praying for death we have Madame Web", I felt that bro, deeply in my soul.
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
Amen
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
Sadly, I was speaking from experience.
@skwills1629
@skwills1629 10 ай бұрын
It was also Ash Wednesday, so This film is Penance.
@BNuts
@BNuts 10 ай бұрын
What sin would you have to have committed for this to be your punishment?!
@skwills1629
@skwills1629 10 ай бұрын
@@BNuts- It is just a General Penance, like Ash Wednesday its not Specific to a Sin. Ash Wednesday is Not Judgement Day, and Penance is simply an Act of Contrition, and on Ash Wednesday Traditional Penance is Fasting, Confession, Payers, and Watching Madam Webb.
@nilsplash
@nilsplash 10 ай бұрын
Was not expecting princess peach having a good time on screen, thank you for that laugh tho
@JamesBurrTV
@JamesBurrTV 10 ай бұрын
That was hawt.
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
6 years I waited for a chance to use that gag. Hope I picked the right moment. lol
@nilsplash
@nilsplash 10 ай бұрын
It was beautiful sir, loved it @@thoriasunlimited4053
@MatthiasPowerbomb
@MatthiasPowerbomb 10 ай бұрын
Imagine being Amy Pascal right now. She finally, FINALLY got her all-female superhero movie in theaters, and THIS is how it turned out. OOOOF!!!
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
On the plus side, every time one of these all-girl team-up movies tanks, it decreases the odds of a potential MCU A-Force project ever happening. That's one I can do without.
@MatthiasPowerbomb
@MatthiasPowerbomb 10 ай бұрын
@@thoriasunlimited4053 You and me both. Except, I imagine all the money my favorite KZbinrs will be able to milk from it and almost want it to come out lol
@JT-bu3ui
@JT-bu3ui 10 ай бұрын
8:50 - Dakota Johnson realising that her acting career is over and that she will only be remembered for Fifty Shades movies and this. 😂
@DannyKnightblade45
@DannyKnightblade45 8 күн бұрын
Those 50 shades movies were awful, too. I wonder, has Dakota Johnson starred in any good movies?
@SamCalderas-nt6lv
@SamCalderas-nt6lv 10 ай бұрын
Sony bamboozled the actors into thinking this movie will be apart of the MCU...😂😂😂😂! What!?...How bad is your movie that you had to convince the actors that its gonna be apart of the MCU? I felt bad for the actors, and much like Dakota, I hope they ALL fired their own agents.
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 10 ай бұрын
Oh, wow. Now I feel even sorrier for Sydney Sweeney than I already did. At least Isabela Merced has her role as Hawkgirl to fall back on.
@bobross1829
@bobross1829 10 ай бұрын
The best part of this movie is setting it in 2003, so you could somehow be apart of some spiderman thing, YET not being allowed for contractual reasons to actually say any of the character from Spiderman are in fact the same characters from spiderman. I can see why a studio would spend a 100 million dollars to make such a movie!
@kreese-yi2nb
@kreese-yi2nb 10 ай бұрын
One wishes to have eight hands to show as many middle fingers to this movie...
@meanderinoranges
@meanderinoranges 10 ай бұрын
Those action scene camera flips cause the same disorientation as breaking the 180 degree rule. How did they not know that would happen?
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
It honestly made me dizzy watching it.
@Horrormaster13
@Horrormaster13 10 ай бұрын
Can Madame Web FINALLY be the final nail in the coffin for the Sony Avi Arad Amy Pascal “We Can’t Use Spider-Man” Spider-Man Scam Movie Universe? This entire business model is predicated on tricking audiences (and MAYBE EVEN some of their actors) into thinking these are MCU movies.
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 10 ай бұрын
I pray that it is, in the same way _Fant4stic_ backfired so hard at keeping the Fantastic Four (and X-Men) film rights away from Marvel Studios that it's become legendary.
@budgiecat9039
@budgiecat9039 10 ай бұрын
Reminder Avi Arad ruined Spider-Man 3, Amazing Spider-Man 2, didn't think Into the Spider-Verse would do well, and keeps pushing these lame spinoff ls, and Amy Pascal used to be CEO of Sony Pictures until she had to step down due to leaked racist emails from the Sony hack, and she once cursed out Kevin Feige and threw her sandwich at him and told him to GTFO her office during a lunch meeting when he pitched the idea of putting Spider-Man in the MCU.
@josemojica4342
@josemojica4342 10 ай бұрын
OMG !!! You got me with... "Calling this movie half ass is an insult to half an ass !!" 😅 🤣 😂
@FilzFilmMaker
@FilzFilmMaker 10 ай бұрын
As I sat there laughing in the theater, I found myself realizing two things: one, that there wasn't a single scene that worked. And two, this is this generations Batman and Robin.
@gmajor1273
@gmajor1273 10 ай бұрын
And just think. These are the people most worried about AI replacing them.
@chrisblanc663
@chrisblanc663 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like they have already been replaced. Sue AI isn’t ready to make movies yet, but Sony didn’t get the memo.
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 10 ай бұрын
Joker, Logan, The Batman are examples of standalone comic book movies done right. But Madame Web is not a good example.
@GodOfPlague
@GodOfPlague 10 ай бұрын
I really did like The Batman for the most part. Pattinson did good.
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 10 ай бұрын
@@GodOfPlague 👍👍
@budgiecat9039
@budgiecat9039 10 ай бұрын
Logan is a standalone movie? The Batman is just a reboot year one film which is getting a sequel like Joker is.
@GodOfPlague
@GodOfPlague 10 ай бұрын
@budgiecat9039 Logan is pretty stand alone. You don't really need to have seen the xmen movies to enjoy it
@budgiecat9039
@budgiecat9039 10 ай бұрын
@@GodOfPlague it's still a continuation
@thespacesbetweenstudio3346
@thespacesbetweenstudio3346 9 ай бұрын
Even Dakota JOhnson and Sydney Sweeney seems to be just going with it instead of trashing the fans. They might come out unscathed by this mess.
@CODY--
@CODY-- 10 ай бұрын
Calling this movie half-assed would be an insult to half an ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
"Sitting alone staring at a screen for hours in end, praying for death" Soul mates, Thory, Soul mates
@perfectq7206
@perfectq7206 9 ай бұрын
Can I just say, this thumbnail is the best review for Madame Web that I've seen? Two birds up. Epic.
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 10 ай бұрын
5:00 Do these writers not know the purpose of venom? I fail to see the evolutionary advantage of giving your prey and your enemies super powers; seems pretty counterintuitive to the survival of your species.🤨 In the comics, Madame Web was a mutant who was born with her powers and the spider motif came from the life support system her husband designed to keep her alive which just so happened to resemble a spider web...but let's throw all out and just have her be bitten by a (not actually magic) magical spider, because that makes so much more sense. 🙄
@liittlemiissd
@liittlemiissd 10 ай бұрын
It was so bland I kinda just want a crazy Spider-Man themed movie, a Spider Ham short film that’s in classic Looney Tunes style at the beginning, followed by a movie that takes it to crazy extremes that the MCU could never do. The Spider people cult at the beginning was insane, it was honestly the most entertaining part of the movie, i had no idea what they where doing with it, that’s so unique, like a really weird comic book, make alternate universe movies.
@romelmunoz7957
@romelmunoz7957 10 ай бұрын
But how they'll explain to the Peruvian authorities a newborn baby from a dead mother with a bullet in her head?? It was the most stupid origin ever to let the audiences to fill up that big of a plot hole 😂
@liittlemiissd
@liittlemiissd 10 ай бұрын
@@romelmunoz7957 they put her in a magical spider themed orphanage with a baby venom and a baby Kraven to set up a spin-off down the road called “Spider-Babies!” (Aunt may is the care taker)
@romelmunoz7957
@romelmunoz7957 10 ай бұрын
@@liittlemiissdlike Malcolm said "wow, I can't find a flaw in this logic!" 😂
@deanchur
@deanchur 10 ай бұрын
Just watch Japanese Spider Man
@TheGuruStud
@TheGuruStud 10 ай бұрын
spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does
@LondonBrazilianDancers
@LondonBrazilianDancers 10 ай бұрын
I’m sitting here, picturing half of an Arse crying at a corner of Piccadilly Circus!… 😅 Thanks man, I really needed that!
@CatchYourWave
@CatchYourWave 10 ай бұрын
Daddy Foolkiller doing what he does best since 2007. Ignore your haters, because many people secretly admire pundits. Heroes in the real world never get the credit they deserve.
@Fabio-lq7wb
@Fabio-lq7wb 10 ай бұрын
Great review dude! Also, this thumbnail of you, being alone in the theater, flipping the bird to the screen is ridiculously funny.
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
Doesn't he give the bird in Most thumbs?
@Fabio-lq7wb
@Fabio-lq7wb 10 ай бұрын
@@tagir9123 Sure, but I don't recall in any of the older thumbs, he is being the only one in the movie theater, which for me, is funnier than doing a thumb using a poster of the movie, like it happens most of the times.
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
Hell, that was just me re-enacting what I actually did in the theater during the movie.
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
😂😂good one😂😂
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
@tagir9123 Not most, but definitely more than usual lately.
@readhistory2023
@readhistory2023 10 ай бұрын
I hope you showered after watching this.
@keiichi8191
@keiichi8191 10 ай бұрын
Can someone confirm that the movie strongly hints that AUNT May gives birth to Peter Parker? Because if so, I think the writers are confused about what an AUNT and UNCLE are.
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
It doesn't. Ben mentions that he thinks he's found the right girl, but Mary (his sister-in-law) gives birth to Peter. Neither May nor Peter are mentioned by name.
@Shinobits
@Shinobits 10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the magic deus-ex machina spiders.
@Eternally_Sardonic
@Eternally_Sardonic 10 ай бұрын
Good on you for pointing out that Zeke was an ally in the comics. I have no idea why I was surprised they fucked that up, especially when one of the writers claimed Madame Web has no back story.
@bigdreams5554
@bigdreams5554 10 ай бұрын
I feel a little guilty with how much i enjoyed hearing how much pain you were in watching this dumpster fire. Thanks for taking one for the team
@crashbash1100
@crashbash1100 10 ай бұрын
This makes Batman and Robin look like a fucking masterpiece.
@FP194
@FP194 10 ай бұрын
Nothing can made Batman and Robin look good
@DURIEL1
@DURIEL1 10 ай бұрын
*LOL, I find that thumbnail really funny.*
@mtlbstrd
@mtlbstrd 10 ай бұрын
My dude, I have been waiting for your review of this train wreck. Once again you do NOT disappoint!
@icepicjoey
@icepicjoey 10 ай бұрын
Just like captain marvel, this movie was probably made for the sole purpose to keep the IP in license. I have never seen anyone go to such lengths to avoid saying the words spider man in interviews. 😂
@angbandsbane
@angbandsbane 10 ай бұрын
From the discussion of them wanting to spin it into a Birds of Prey-like franchise, it sounds like another example where they were too focused on setting up the next film in their new MCU-esque shared universe to make THIS film any good. See also: Tom Cruise's Mummy, Dracula Untold, the DCEU, and Welcome to Raccoon City.
@farmdaze9961
@farmdaze9961 10 ай бұрын
I've been looking forward to your review. You didn't disappoint.
@kosmikaonebladeshy
@kosmikaonebladeshy 10 ай бұрын
the only thing positive about this movie is i get to know who sydney sweeney is.
@Ultriac301
@Ultriac301 10 ай бұрын
Same here.😅
@thatdarnkitteh
@thatdarnkitteh 10 ай бұрын
Thorias saying he's serious about everything he's said gave me "You have not seen what I have seen!" vibes 😂
@AlbertoRodriguez-zb3iu
@AlbertoRodriguez-zb3iu 10 ай бұрын
You should get a raise from KZbin for watching such films, you're doing a community service by seeing these movies.
@chipsleftwing
@chipsleftwing 10 ай бұрын
LOVE the thumbnail, wish I had the balls to do the same thing in theaters
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
It's a lot easier when the theater's empty.
@realbadger
@realbadger 10 ай бұрын
The closest temptation I have in seeing/suffering this is my _really_ liking Sydney Sweeney...
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 10 ай бұрын
Just watch The Voyeurs, fast forward to the best scene or two, and thank me later.
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 10 ай бұрын
I hear ya, but judging from what Thorias and other sources say, she's done no favors here.
@imyoursuperbeast8220
@imyoursuperbeast8220 10 ай бұрын
I've got 2 big reasons to like Sydney Sweeny
@ChiefThunder
@ChiefThunder 10 ай бұрын
I do like the fact that my teenagers will demand to watch movies Early 2000s and before, than anything made after 2015. "Modern Movies" are a big no-go for them, and it gives me insight on what the youth of today really enjoy. And yep, it's Manga. They laugh at current day Hollywood as they turn on their Demon Slayer or My Hero Academia shows.
@AlexAppleby
@AlexAppleby 10 ай бұрын
When a god awful movie comes out, I hunt these videos down like The Terminator
@energy8025
@energy8025 10 ай бұрын
😂 GG
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
Well, he delivers
@donwhiteley3293
@donwhiteley3293 10 ай бұрын
"Come with me if you want to laugh."
@anthonyguidas2012
@anthonyguidas2012 10 ай бұрын
The review I’ve all been waiting for. Thanks, you saved me two hours of pain. Congratulations on 50k👍
@joeyellis850
@joeyellis850 10 ай бұрын
The part that makes me laugh the most is the part where the idiots who made this thought that "The Marvels" would be successful! It turns out Madame Web is following in their footsteps alright - straight down into utter failure.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki
@CerealExperimentsMizuki 10 ай бұрын
I actually really enjoyed "Gods Of Egypt" may not have been the best, not even close but i dis enjoy it because it was fun and at least they tried, they got the characters relatively right and didn't really butcher anything. It was a fun and enjoyable movie. The others were hot garbage though, same with this one.
@tonycody7894
@tonycody7894 10 ай бұрын
I definitely knew I was going to watch this instead of Madame web. The commercial for that movie let me know that it was gonna suck.
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 10 ай бұрын
I hate that Disney refuses to allow that anime based on the Alien VS Predator comics to be licensed and released on Netflix. It sounds pretty cool. Since I liked AVP 1 but hated AVP: Requiem I would’ve loved a new adaptation of that series. But again Disney doesn’t it want it released for some stupid reason.
@Dumah36
@Dumah36 10 ай бұрын
The one time you can act rich and think you bought out a private viewing in a theater. Just buy a ticket to this movie
@andrewkidney963
@andrewkidney963 10 ай бұрын
I was having a shit day and this review had me in stitches. Good work sir, good work
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
No matter what this guy says, I'm in stitches almost constantly🤣🤣😂
@bazilbednar2081
@bazilbednar2081 10 ай бұрын
WB Thorias. How have things been. You feeling ok?
@thoriasunlimited4053
@thoriasunlimited4053 10 ай бұрын
Meh. January was pretty miserable, but back to what passes for normal, I suppose.
@bazilbednar2081
@bazilbednar2081 10 ай бұрын
@@thoriasunlimited4053 Keep moving forward and you make it to where you want to go.
@huoshewu
@huoshewu 10 ай бұрын
I was bit by a Brazilian spider once. Now I can *Checks notes* Pull the moon out of orbit? Yeah, that sounds like an evolutionary side effect. I can't do the superhero thing, because I only get the one power, and it really only works one time, but it's SUPER effective! Oh, and it takes 38 years. So, no instant saves for me. I'm getting my own Sony Movie right after the guy who uncurdles milk and the chick who knows which butterfly to kill to prevent the tsunami on the other side of the world. Super riveting stuff. I can't wait.
@mariorcanazza2267
@mariorcanazza2267 10 ай бұрын
This was an epic escalating rant, and it ended in the peak! Hilarious.
@FP194
@FP194 10 ай бұрын
She could see into the future but couldn’t see the fireworks hitting her in the face and blinding her What a mess
@thomasloney612
@thomasloney612 10 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson is a strong argument against nepotism.
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 10 ай бұрын
If only Sam Raimi was allowed by Sony to make an R rated Green Goblin slasher horror movie with the same dark comedy tone and over the top bloody violence as his Evil Dead trilogy! Would be freaking awesome! He could even cast Willem Dafoe again and just set it in a different universe than his RaimiVerse.
@FP194
@FP194 10 ай бұрын
Or let him make a proper R rated Venom movie
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 10 ай бұрын
@@FP194 agreed. Although I thought he didn’t like the character. But still I agree with you.
@chrisblanc663
@chrisblanc663 10 ай бұрын
Now THAT could work.
@ParkerCS2
@ParkerCS2 10 ай бұрын
@@chrisblanc663 agreed. If Sony leaves him alone! Green Goblin R rated slasher would be dope! 💯
@1972Diogenes
@1972Diogenes 10 ай бұрын
Holy shit man. This movie really got under your skin. Still, what an inspired rant ! And thank you for sharing in detail exactly how excruciatingly bad this glittering turd is. You convinced me : this is so bad it's not even funny anymore.
@ambtax1
@ambtax1 10 ай бұрын
They should definitely release Batgirl. Can't be this bad.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 10 ай бұрын
My question is how bad was it that that THIS got released but Batgirl wasn’t
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
If they suffix is "-girl", it IS that bad
@patrickmcgavin2245
@patrickmcgavin2245 10 ай бұрын
Idk if these movies still exist. This sounds like a French foreign movie where everyone just sits and talks. If you don't speak French, you have to read the subtitles.
@Arkos_Sloth
@Arkos_Sloth 10 ай бұрын
And the trinity is complete. Thank you for your sacrifice, Thorias.
@MrNH718
@MrNH718 10 ай бұрын
The reason this movie happened is so Sony can keep the license for Spiderman, apparently. Lots of examples of studios putting out trash just because they have to put out something or lose the license. Remember fan 4 stick?
@tomspiegel5322
@tomspiegel5322 10 ай бұрын
11:12 Neat! There were about six people in my theater too. But just to be clear: I bought a ticket for Bob Marley (which was starting at about the same time) and made sure I knew where the screens were.
@chazzitz-wh4ly
@chazzitz-wh4ly 10 ай бұрын
So, if spider bites give super powers, how many super powered bugs and animals are out there in the wild? Not even Sydney Sweeney knockers could save this.
@rickwj324
@rickwj324 10 ай бұрын
So glad you found something to fill that Batwoman void you've been feeling for so long......congrats Thorias!
@kayskaht2052
@kayskaht2052 9 ай бұрын
3:48 omg!!! I fell out!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kraken-rex9743
@Kraken-rex9743 4 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is amazing
@jourdonpatron212
@jourdonpatron212 10 ай бұрын
I said this movie was going to be the Spider-Man version of The Marvels. I was SO WRONG. This was so much WORSE! 😭
@Zeriel00
@Zeriel00 10 ай бұрын
lol if there was a species of Spiders that gave you super powers I would breed them and get biten every day until I become a super spider god xD
@MrS-pe6sd
@MrS-pe6sd 10 ай бұрын
This madam when should team up with the 1980 Captain America movie Captain America. They’re about on par with each other
@rubenoteiza9261
@rubenoteiza9261 10 ай бұрын
"But for those of us which social life mainly consists of sitting alone in front of a computer for hours on end and praying for death..." What, have you been spying me...!?
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 10 ай бұрын
The *Lost in Space* TV show is actually pretty good. I don't know how _that_ happened.
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 9 ай бұрын
I can only guess that the other writers and the production crew were good enough to cancel out the incompetent writers.
@jwoodswce
@jwoodswce 10 ай бұрын
I know how Sony can fix this and turn a profit on this movie with an in depth documentary called "B*tch Where is My Money." Sony executives from Japan interrogate crew, cast, director, and producers about how this crappy movie wasted the investers' money without showing a return. The brutal dressing down by the executives cause the movie makers to breakdown in tears as they reveal their incompetence to their corporate masters. That would be dramatic and entertaining.
@darianstarfrog
@darianstarfrog 10 ай бұрын
I'd pay to see that! 😂
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 9 ай бұрын
Considering all the lies and stupidity involved with the Sony Spider-Verse (like *HELL* am I using their BS name for it), I truly hope something like that happens. It needs to be stopped.
@HivisoftheScale
@HivisoftheScale 10 ай бұрын
This is what we got for Valentine's day?! Well back to the computer screen 😭
@tylergwizdek4385
@tylergwizdek4385 10 ай бұрын
"Calling madame web half ass would be an insult to half of an ass" Amazing
@benjerison7074
@benjerison7074 10 ай бұрын
I don't know why the hell would anyone torture themselves watching movies like these at this point. There are a lot of indie and foreign movies out there that look better than these soulless cash-grabs.
@vincentcastor5978
@vincentcastor5978 10 ай бұрын
The best thing about this movie, it created entertaining and hilarious reviews like this one.
@parapendejadas4913
@parapendejadas4913 10 ай бұрын
Fans: the MARVELS is the worst all female super heroe movie of all t.... SONY: Hold my Web...
@OmegaHeroLegacy
@OmegaHeroLegacy 10 ай бұрын
I think I'd rather be bitten by the most venomous spider alive than watch the Madame Webb movie.
@benterrana3262
@benterrana3262 10 ай бұрын
We went from its “morbin time” to its “webbin time”
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 10 ай бұрын
I still think "Eat my Hammer" is yet to be dethroned
@Subject_Keter
@Subject_Keter 10 ай бұрын
People thought sony saved NWH lol, this is some weaponized meme to blast eldritch gods to death.
@ghidorah15
@ghidorah15 10 ай бұрын
Those people are easily deceived by Sony's self-serving lies.
@stormryder4305
@stormryder4305 10 ай бұрын
No. No. Don't wish to watch The Marvels. Just wish to watch CW's Batwahman, instead.
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 10 ай бұрын
I bet Sony released it on February so the deserved title of "Worst kovie of 2024" gets more chance to be taken by someone else.
@blodguizer
@blodguizer 10 ай бұрын
The directors only previous directing experience was an episode of a Game of Thrones prequel that was never released.
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