Madame Web Trailer BURNS In Meme HELL

[@disparutoo]

Madame Web trailer is out as a new Spider-Man spin off and the media wasn't enthused. Everything from bad acting, poor plot and characters that bear no resemblance to the comic books it has every sign of disaster. Even the media isn't defending this one and that's impressive from just one trailer! Now there are weird contractual rights issues as this is a Sony Spider-Man movie, but they can't use Spider-Man as a character unless Marvel makes a none MCU movie for Sony. So we have a spiderverse, without the main character, with all of these side characters that REQUIRE Spider-Man in them to make sense! What a deranged business arrangement, but as it looks like this is the least of Madame Web's issues, this movie should be a fun one! But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@tim8602]

Yeah do A FarScape episode review, that'd be frelling awesome

[@nate_up_north]

@disparutoo im a huge fan, love every single video you put out. please go get some dental help, I don't mean this to diss you in any way you're the man, but man you can afford to get your teeth fixed! and it will be worth the investment in your industry the face matters. keep doing you, but get some dentures please! -signed a big fan

[@nate_up_north]

you could probably find someone to sponsor you and do it for free!

[@26ffs]

from my understanding of "Spider-Man" comics, I know a tiny amount of "Madam Web"... and I'm still confused anyway, great video, have a like.

[@Jee123123]

The way I know of Madam Web is from the 1990's cartoon Spider-Man TAS where she gives guidance to Spider-man but she is also the "assistant" to The Beyonder who is basically a cosmic god and has a bunch of hero's fighting a bunch of villians as a test for Spider-man. Sony could not do this due to needing the rights for a lot of different characters.

[@duffthimblespork]

The girl getting self-righteously angry that she was almost struck by a vehicle while skateboarding in the middle of the street against traffic perfectly encapsulates how modern female protagonists are written and directed.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

Yeah typical Karen

[@theelder4797]

Pretty spot on description of entitled, solipsistic vvhamens in general.

[@hmishfiddy]

As a man, i genuinely feel bad for modern women when it comes to these woke agendas overtaking huge multinational media corporations. Its just brewing a slow but sure hatred of women led movies before they even release. Wonder woman was a good film, despite the whole ‘all female island’ thing, Arrival is a good film too, the old guard, list goes on

[@theabhorrentchef7226]

What the hell is a Madame Web?

[@k45207]

😂😂😂

[@shadowspider9]

What's even more heartbreaking is Madam Web is based on Stan Lee's wife. His tribute to her was to make her the Spider universe's equivalent of the all-knowing and all-seeing Watcher.

[@saint037]

she has such presence in that Spiderman Shattered Dimensions game, and so mysterious... got excited hearing there was gonna be a movie about her but then I thought twice about who was making this movie... fzcking bots

[@elperrodelautumo7511]

Wow. I never knew that. But it makes sense there.

[@ShaneDouglas713]

The disrespect is real....

[@CazRaX]

@@ShaneDouglas713 And it all started almost the instant he died.

[@BrandonGavin_EDC]

@@CazRaXtruth, so sad

[@AndiAbrudan]

Madame Web was such a cool and mysterious character in the 1994 Spider-Man series. In fact, the whole show ended with a massive cliff-hanger concerning her. To do that character dirty like this, that's something only Hollywood could accomplish

[@MWhaleK]

Agreed.

[@FartsForEyes]

It’s a good thing she had gray hair in the 94 series and not red hair..we could have had another race swap on our hands…you know much Hollywood hates red headed characters

[@shuggiehamster]

The Guardian is literally the worse.

[@johnLennon255]

Sorry but the character was always stupid

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

@@FartsForEyes A Norwegian man who goes by Arch these days recently commented on the fact that an upcoming Superman project is going to cast a ginger as Jimmy Olsen. He mentioned how it is now rare that a character who was a ginger in the source material is actually going to be portrayed by an actor who fits those physical characteristics. Smart man, but he keeps getting called all the bad words by so-called "activists".

[@Mister_Clean]

Madame Web in the comics is able to read the "threads of fate" to determine the future. Part of the Amazing Spiderman multiverse. She's sort of a detective/oracle type character and often finds herself helping Peter Parker from behind the scenes, only showing herself when she's absolutely needed. And they're totally going to ruin her

[@Alexander-xk2nb]

She's a woman, she has to be the main character and lead.

[@jake12466]

"SPIDER-MAN" has a hyphen.

[@stickvortex]

I love the unique diverse cast of characters just like in literally every other piece of media made in the past 5 years.

[@skull-chan7703]

I love it when Madam Web said “did you put your name in the goblet of fire!?” As she gently shook Harry Potter.

[@protorhinocerator142]

And then Gandalf said, Use the Force, Paul Atreides!

[@luchomscyfy]

Then Morbius said: "enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking spiders on this motherfucking plane!”

[@ZzzarieL]

After morbius screamed, madam web used her force power to rub the genie lamp, calls out will smith to bring john wick's dog back to life

[@apollolux]

Bad adaptation, the book version already knew he did it! -0/10 movie trailer, try again Sony. ;)

[@marcogenovesi8570]

She Vadered!

[@mr.punisher5100]

Let's all hope Dr. Michael Morbius saves the film with a cameo

[@tom6039]

It’s webbin time

[@Slyarno2795]

It's morbin time.

[@markusnank]

💀

[@dr.miasmamorbius5421]

It's time.

[@battleofwills7189]

Time for a Morb.

[@TwilightAnarchy]

When your trailer is being memed from the jump, you know the movie is set to bomb

[@JB-yb4wn]

At a nuclear level, not just any bomb.

[@klontjespap]

the barbenheimer mash-up probably drove sales though depends on what memes

[@The13thRonin]

So... It's any film produced by woke Hollywood of the last two decades?

[@hariman7727]

Madame Web and Morbius will return in... No Exit From Hollywood...

[@encycl07pedia-]

It reminds me of the Sonic movie and how they lambasted the original character model. But the studio saw the backlash and actually fixed it.

[@rifatbobos]

When Miss Web said "Now I am become Madame, the destroyer of Webs" I let out an audible gasp. She is truly the Madame of all time

[@S4ns]

I love watching Disparu's videos even when I was in the Amazon researching spiders just before I died.

[@MrsStormtrooper]

As a researcher in the Amazon, I confirm this

[@lemdixon01]

She was researching spiders for her gender studies course

[@ponir.v7584]

How killing black widows is white supremacy and sexism

[@rokaspleckaitis8924]

Brutal.

[@The13thRonin]

Did you just assume her liberal arts major!? Bigot!

[@cristianespinal9917]

Feminists would love for the human gender dynamics to be more spider-like.

[@robertrandolph9609]

Underrated comment

[@michaelfreedman1006]

Why doesn't Hollywood just write one movie and every company can bring that movie out with their own twist full of women and diverse characters.

[@dramaticwords]

How do you know the plan?

[@chriswood1054]

Ummmm.... that's actually what they're doing.

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

👍🤣

[@protorhinocerator142]

These are all the same movie.

[@TheRenofox]

Because after making that just once, the movie's IP would be permanently ruined.

[@zeorhymer6]

"Isn't this weird? Like how we're connected?" Huh? Getting almost run over is being "connected?" Doesn't take much to be connected nowadays.

[@JB-yb4wn]

They share the same area code! Gasp! How could this happen?

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Through this comment, we are now all connected

[@CJ-kg7yq]

@@darkpuppetlordful Damn it...

[@jangolub8240]

Thats why its easy ti get dissconected

[@jolu1621]

@@darkpuppetlordful now we are spiders ?

[@rigrmortis3393]

I love how they take an actress who's famous for taking her clothes off, not have her take her clothes off in the new film, have her phone in a terrible performance, add a few more bad performances from other women and then are surprised that a male dominated fandom doesn't want to see it.

[@rigrmortis3393]

@@irascibleeukaryote You seemed to have missed the point of my post; name one thing that would grab a mans attention in this dumpster fire of a trailer. The music sucks, they are obviously not trying to be sexy even remotely, they are using a garbage story because they don't have the proper rights and even what story they can tell they are butchering. Again why would a majority male audience care at all about this movie? Also if whatever the main actresses name is hadn't been in Fifty Shades virtually nobody would know her at all and even she knows that; that's why she took the role. I never said anybody should be cancelled, anybody with half a brain knows most of the things you wrote and congrats on realizing these people are build different than the rest of us. I don't walk around showing my bits off "hidden" behind shear pieces of see thru fabric (not that I mind when the attractive ones do) or any of the other stuff they do regularly when they aren't on set. This type of woe is me post only works on the ignorant that refuses to see that these people don't have the same inhibitions that the rest of us do. They are extroverts / exhibitionists that revel in the attention. Even some of the crazies you mentioned feed into their enjoyment. It would be like a fast food employee complaining about smelling like crappy food and being covered in grit / oil / funk all day; that's part of your job genius.

[@samuel5591]

Maybe so but she still has the best tits in Hollwood, according to her grandparents, so I doubt she worries too much about nude scenes

[@90lancaster]

Dakota can act better than her co stars I would suggest.

[@bobdeslob8768]

@@irascibleeukaryotewhat a hero you are. Making sure people don’t ever have any sort of criticism for their own personal choices. Humans have agency. No matter how much you want to wish everything is someone else’s fault.

[@ericgarcia4745]

Dakota and Sydney's nude scenes seem to be the only high point in their careers. That's what they're best known for.

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

Here’s the thing-as a diehard *”crappy movie aficionado,”* I can immediately deflate the whole _“iT wAs MaDe BaD oN pUrPoSe!”_ excuse… *Intentionally bad* movies _HAVE not, CAN not and WILL not_ ever become *”cult classics”* -simply because _intentionality_ is the literal antithesis of what makes “bad movies,” so amazing!! It requires the genuine *earnestness* of someone trying their absolute best to make something wonderful -and either due to their own actions/decisions, or through a series of unfortunate circumstances-they unintentionally end up with a giant bedazzled turd instead. That pure desire to *“make something amazing,”* only for it to end up as a steaming pile -is 100% the most vitally necessary element for turning terrible movies into timeless, endearing, entertaining and beloved classics, with cult followings. Countless people have tried to “do it on purpose” - but none have actually succeeded. Even previously adored *bad filmmakers* will immediately fall out of favor with their fans and be abandoned, the moment they become *”self aware”* and try to intentionally make *bad movies...* Because most people can spot a desperate forgery from a mile away (which is the exact reason why almost everything in Hollywood/entertainment is currently failing….) But using the old *”they did it on purpose”* theory was a solid attempt to “save face” over just how awful that movie looks. She gets a few points for effort. 🤣🤷‍♀️

[@TheScrootch]

There's good bad like The Room and there's forced bad bad like The Bulk

[@nicozimmermann8672]

@@TheScrootch and then you have the LORD HIMSELF balls to the wall legend NEIL "bow down mortal" (FUCKING) BREEN!!!!!!!!

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

@@nicozimmermann8672 Breen, Groo and Maisonette. The holy trinity of bad movies. 🙏🤣

[@lsebastian9086]

@@TheScrootch Or things like Birdemic 2

[@curtis1397]

Hollywood doesnt understand their audience. The tween girls loved the latest spiderman series. So they took this as they should make a female spiderman. Little do they realize that they loved it because of tom holland.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

women liking men? IMPOSSIBLE

[@MarkDeSade100]

@@marcogenovesi8570 Sounds like something the director of The Marvels would say. BTW how many women went to see that movie...?

[@jaysmith2858]

Even if they did understand their audience it wouldn't make any difference. Why wouldn't it? It's because they don't care about what their audience wants, or what they think about the rubbish these companies are pumping out on a regular basis.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

People disconnected from the rest of the world show how disconnected they are from the world.

[@kalieffoster4607]

There are several female Spiderman .....

[@DanLovesBooks]

I once met a celebrated producer while working a temp job in LA. Expensive clothes, disdainfully superior attitude, and not one bright thing to say. I cringed several times before cringing was a cultural revolution. After the encounter I was like “This town now makes sense.”

[@VampiricBard]

"I cringed several times before cringing was a cultural revolution" 🤣

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@VampiricBard he was truly ahead of time

[@foxskyful]

Keep cringing, because obviously you don't have anything bright to say either

[@ToddTheTolerable]

Same you meet these clueless people for five seconds and the condition Hollywood is in suddenly falls neatly into place; they do not even peek outside of the bubble

[@BoleDaPole]

Its like that south park episode where one of Kyle's family moves to San Francisco

[@xel1673]

"I can see the future!" - Madame Web said in the voice of the dim-witted psychic aliens from Freeza Plant 419 from DragonBall Z Abriged

[@milordo]

No one ever visits Freeza planet 419

[@MongoTheMagnificent666]

​@@milordonot since the native species repopulated

[@lingricen8077]

please partake of the splooge

[@Octopugilist]

Ezekiel was a mystic Spider and businessman who encouraged Peter to focus on his personal life and thought costumes were a fetish So they made him Green Evil Spider-Man

[@AvenueStudios]

I'll never get tired of hearing Disparu say "random bint" 😂

[@lurkyb0i602]

I’m getting pretty tired of what I call “girls sleepover movies” where the whole plot is just girls hanging out. Ex. The marvels, like any DC show recently, etc. I’m not saying that people don’t enjoy those types of dramas but superhero films aren’t exactly the best place to mix with them. Superhero movies are kinda supposed to have spectacle like “how will the hero overcome the their flaws and the villain and handle their powers” instead of “what latte will the hero order”

[@marcogenovesi8570]

That's the extent of the (inexperienced, cheap, diverse, female) writer's experiences, they can only write this kind of thing.

[@nicholaslaport3354]

​@@marcogenovesi8570first rule of writing: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW.

[@nicholaslaport3354]

And they only know girls sleeping over

[@dddux]

Superhero movies are simply not a girly thing. full stop. 😉

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Madame Web is just gonna be Mean Girls but Spiderman themed.

[@alittlelooney5361]

It is fitting that he was in the Amazon because it looks like Amazon is where he got his spider suit. Free shipping ya know.

[@sita9071]

Kraven the Hunter movie trailer: I'll be the new Morbius. Madame Web trailer: It's webbin' time.

[@judgecohen1373]

Ezekiel was a great character in the comics. He was Parker’s mentor for a time after Spider-Man’s abilities were retconned to be part of an animal totem mythology. They ruin all things.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

And that's why I don't read comics, retcons are more miss than hit but that one is a stinker.

[@thatoneguyonpc1677]

It's not a retcon. Even in V2 its a secondary explanation with the introduction of the Spider-Totems and Web of Life and Destiny. Peter even says it could be both

[@atomicdancer]

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides by the inequities of the patriarchy, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, right before she died. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to mansplain to me. And you will know my name is Karen, when I demand to speak to your manager."

[@90lancaster]

@@thatoneguyonpc1677 I think Spider-man is a product of science not mysticism in his original form. That said If they want to throw of brand Indiana Jones and spy stuff into the back story around his parents I can't say I especially mind.... as the thing about comics is the audience is now so tiny hardly anyone will have read anything that was said after the comic crash. Comics are now like being a fan of a Niche band compared to being a fan of Elvis or The Beatles at their height (metaphorically speaking). Batman was famous for decades even before they made the 1960's TV show as so many people used to read comics. Now the numbers are tiny.. even when they have the options to pirate them people don't bother. Ironically I do know some people into comics and they tend to read vintage runs only even if they were made decades before they were born.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Give it time. Maybe he is going to be redeemed here. After all, he was sort of a villain, trying to redirect all the totem hunters towards Peter.

[@themightycongueror8383]

Their is all kinds of problems trying to make a feature length film about Madame Web, first of all, she's not originally portrayed as a young woman, but an old one, and two she is often a secondary support character, she is often a guide that gives Spider-Man advice, or a mission, I do not believe their is enough behind her character to make a full length movie, she also not usually a main character. Out of all the characters to make a full length movie about, she makes among the least amount of sense, as a cameo, or an easter egg in a Spider-Man film, she could be really cool, but not as the main draw. It really feels Marvel is pulling names out of a hat, and just making movies about any character they pull.

[@marshalmichelney-bc8qn]

As far as she was explained to me. “Here hero. Take this odd object with you. It’s dangerous out there.” And it’s the one object they needed but didn’t know they needed. This movie. Girl boss!

[@natsohigh5552]

Dakota has such a " i cant be bothered" type of voice.

[@eldendad5743]

She looks like the other ladies mother

[@MarilynMonRover]

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." This phrase has never been more correct. :)

[@Noxchaos37]

I don’t know if it’s just me, but 12:37 sounds just like the with code “Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken.” intentional or not that’s just fucking hilarious.

[@richardharrison4762]

My favourite moment was when Madam Web said ‘it’s Madam Web time!’ and started Madam Webbing all over the place!

[@battleofwills7189]

Morbius gave them all a Morb necklace.

[@protorhinocerator142]

And then Ender said, "This isn't a game!"

[@scockery]

"It's Madaming time!" "Uh, so what are we then?" "The Spectacular Spider-Hookers."

[@jangolub8240]

​@@scockeryspida-hos

[@MarkDeSade100]

@@scockeryI regret that I can only give this one like.

[@kurtiswacko]

I wonder how much of this was actually written by AI.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

I wonder how much of this could have been written better by AI

[@dddux]

Or AS... 😜

[@The13thRonin]

0%. AI would make it an all male cast and respect the lore. Then it would be the most profitable movie of the year.

[@OG-ColorfulAbyss.]

Organic Ai's with the processing power of an NPC from a PS1 game.

[@OG-ColorfulAbyss.]

@@The13thRonin Madame Web is an actual character so how would an all male cast be "respecting the lore". She was just horribly portrayed in live-action. Like most live actions do when they steal from comics.

[@Slyarno2795]

The movie we never wanted in the first place.

[@DoomBowser64]

Same with the Marvels

[@hawkofsteel5169]

Add it to the already very long list

[@YippydaSnoop]

Disney / marvel already in the works thinking what other female movie should we make so when secret wars comes out all the men come out and save the day

[@eldendad5743]

We get alot of those these days

[@eldendad5743]

Like the phoebe waller bridge tomb raider. I imagine only a certain type of person is excited for that

[@HouseholdDog]

I always thought that the problem with some Super Hero movies is that the actors are trying for realism in their acting but should be going for theatricality. Not to mention most US actors have almost zero gravitas.

[@chilomine839]

The problem with superhero movies is the new wave activism chased out all those "toxic" men who actually knew how to write and had creativity for people who don't have an ounce of talent in a single cell of their bodies. Writing a coherent narrative takes skill and most importantly imagination something which someone who was just inserted into a position and didn't have to try doesn't have.

[@HouseholdDog]

@@chilomine839 To be honest. If you want adult stories, super hero flicks aren't the place to find them. They are inherently made for kids.

[@TheWaterdog6]

In the Spiderman show, she was a wise being from another universe. She did not time travel, so much as she had seen so many dimensions of spiderman, their mistakes and failings, it allowed her to predict the future. This allowed her to appear to spiderman, advising him, challenging him and tempting him with hints and clues but forcing him to solve the problems. All because she was building him up for an ultimate challenge where Spider man and a few people he can choose to aid him, against the strongest villains in a battle to prove if good is stronger than evil. In this she is just a girl who gets visions in an alternate spiderverse.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

That wasn't really who she is in the comics, this is a prequel to her anyway, she was a young woman once

[@BilisiFunfun]

Madame Web? The old lady from the Spider-Man cartoons that sits around doing nothing?

[@Jee123123]

The way I know of Madam Web is from the 1990's cartoon Spider-Man TAS where she gives guidance to Spider-man but she is also the "assistant" to The Beyonder who is basically a cosmic god and has a bunch of hero's fighting a bunch of villians as a test for Spider-man. Sony could not do this due to needing the rights for a lot of different characters.

[@WhirlyBeepBoops]

Oh gosh, The Beyonder... A few days ago, I listened to my brother go on like a 15 minute rant about why he _hates_ that character and how boring they are.

[@Jee123123]

@@WhirlyBeepBoops to powerful a character. Although the episodes he was in with Spider-man TAS were good, but he was only on screen for a very short time in those episodes and to honest he was just talking if I remember correctly.

[@CazRaX]

The Spider's Web arch in Spider-Man TAS was freaking great. Had multiversal Spider people, had an actual good story and Madame Web was awesome. This is why this movie makes me sad, such a good storyline they could have used but threw it away for DEI BS.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Sony is boldly going where the MSHEU has gone before. It's almost beautiful

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

And Disney tripped and ate shit every step of the way. Sony is so brave.

[@stormryder4305]

It's like they're connected, just like Madame Webb.

[@colin1818]

"Sorry, I've been rewatching Farscape...." Did we just become best friends?!

[@LordReginaldMeowmont]

I just looked up her IMDB, and this is the actress from 50 Shades of Grey! The story keeps getting better!

[@ii-mp1sp]

There is also a girl from "Euphoria" and "Voyeurists" (google erotic scenes from them if you don't understand).

[@dangerousspaces9371]

"After the strikes, it's the least you could do" Technically the strikes themselves are the least they could do!

[@gregorywillett8584]

You just really don't get it. What we needed was 4 women to make it work. Just you wait, this'll be a billion dollar movie.

[@protorhinocerator142]

Ghostbusters 2016, the prequel. Only this time with no comedians.

[@Andrew-pv8oz]

Batwoman was also a huge success

[@gabrielnascimento7935]

Four women to do two things that Spider-Man can do by himself: Defeat the villain and put butts in seats😂

[@allamericanslacker2378]

@@gabrielnascimento7935 Ha! You think they can do both of those things...

[@Andrew-pv8oz]

@@gabrielnascimento7935 they can make 4 spider sandwiches

[@dovidstaples9985]

"What if we redid Ghostbusters 2016, but it was Spider-Man"

[@sebastianmuller7013]

I loved it when Madam Web said, "I have the high ground" I lost my shit and laughed.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

The scene when she was speaking to her comrades, getting them ready for battle. She said "We will Not Go Quietly into the Night, We will not go out without a fight, We're Going to Live on! Today WE CELBRATE OUR INDEPENDANCE DAY!" Everybody cheers. The chills got so intense I broke down into an uncontrollable sob. Truly breathtaking acting!

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Farscape, Fringe and Firefly are definitety my top 3 underrated sci fi shows that start with an F.

[@proto-geek248]

Firefly failed for me when they unnecessarily killed off the best character in Serenity. Completely ruined the whole show for me. Love Fringe.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@proto-geek248 The movie Serenity isn't canon

[@jcfra420]

When I first saw the trailer, I honestly thought it was for a series. When I learned it was just a movie, I was like WTF!!

[@AscendantStoic]

When EVERYONE is Spiderman .. NOBODY is!

[@johnbernhardtsen3008]

I told the story from the Old Spiderman series where he meets Madame Web!she a powerful blind mutant pulls baddies from differnet dimensions to fight Peter Parker since he was the reason why her timeline was messed up big time!he barely survived!now these 4 young women are fighting Spiderman who is from a different dimension!they actually made Spiderman the baddie!

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Except for Miles Morales. He is just Miles Morales.

[@MWhaleK]

LOL!!

[@TheTupacSoldier7]

That is quite the complete opposite of what Spider-Man stands for tho.

[@TabalugaDragon]

It's like they watched Batwoman and decided "This is amazing! Let's do that, but with a famous comic book character who was nothing like this in the comics!"

[@ehcmier]

J. Michael Straczynski wrote the Ezekiel character in the comics, and like Dune, Fight Club, and Starship Troopers, too many people got the whole point of the story's lessons backward.

[@hariman7727]

Starship Troopers got the lessons/purpose of the book backwards.

[@Jiub_SN]

Wdym? I mean specifically about starship troopers? Because I've heard too many morons say it's about fascism when fascism is used to paint the American military as worse, it's a satire of American militarism afaik. It usually stems from the good old "nationalism is fascism" or "militarism is fascism" nonsense that morons that have no actual understanding of the very basics of the different political ideologies say

[@eldendad5743]

Disparu is the pinnacle of entertaining movie reviews. He makes me want to hear how bad the woke shows are. Id say he rivals the drinker. Also is she supposed to look like her co-actresses mom?

[@jeffreyspinner9720]

No, he's too straight forward. To me, AZ is the man. They're both friends, so I have no doubt, like Schwarzenegger and Columbo, AZ is feeding Disparu bad info about how to succeed so he never eclipses AZ. (Not joking in this case) That's how Columbo always lost to Schwarzenegger in the end, for years. Stupid is as stupid does in the end...

[@elganzandere]

Truth. I found him through a Drinker panel

[@jeffreyspinner9720]

@@paulsimonmccarthy9209 Watch Disparu's reviews of _not-MILF Manor_ and compare it to AZ's reviews. AZ wins hands down. Disparu is too straight forward without enough schadenfreude and catharsis, imo. Compare his and AZ's Robyn in the Hoody. That also shows Disparu's too straight forward approach, imo. Critical Drinker is a political animal and never says a nonplussed thought, Little Platoon I like a lot, but the unnameable virus may have got him or the wackyccination for it, idk, so that's sad, and Idk the other reviews on your list. ANYthing "woke" ain't getting touched by me. How about the The Movie Cynic (status post blue hair and watching a loved one die... I've had that experience, pretty horrible), Robot Head and Vex Electronica too? Well I've seen Reaper's pfp alot so maybe I've heard him on panels... but he was unmemorable. All I know is that the ytube content creators have slowed done a lot, to the point it seems like a work stoppage or something... Idk... maybe the wackyccinations got them all? All I know is I can't work or play all day and have something on ytube gabbering in the background anymore...

[@nicoleduff6645]

Agree with that list and that woke critic is seriously underrated.

[@jeffreyspinner9720]

@@nicoleduff6645 Ok, I'm gonna watch his or her stuff, and if you guys are nutters, I'm charging you google bucks for my troubles. It looks like by the titles that (s)he's being facetious... I hope I won't have to wash my eyes out with soap... that stinks like hell!

[@marshalhammel5065]

You got Anastasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey with some kind of precognitive psychic powers and implied revival situation taking on a psychic bad guy with the aid of young women with attitude. Of course it is going to get memed on

[@marcogenovesi8570]

it's not "implied revival" it's basically videogame save-scumming mechanic, like in Edge Of Tomorrow. But this time it has a chick and it is lame

[@marshalhammel5065]

@@marcogenovesi8570 This film could be lame. It could even be worse than than its trailer, or better. All we know is that the clips used for the trailer leave a bad impression due to a number of technical factors. So it might be an entertaining mess, a meh one, or a dull one. We'll just have to wait and see.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@marshalhammel5065 The trailer is marketing material to attract people to the movie. So that's the best stuff they got, and it is basically a CW show. The only entertainment we will get from this movie is from Disparu and friends tearing it apart.

[@jangolub8240]

​@@marshalhammel5065what tehnical factors?

[@marshalhammel5065]

@@jangolub8240 witting, directing, stuff like that.

[@lance134679]

That Guardian article is precious. It's actually clever and funny. Who knew?

[@The13thRonin]

If you could stop praising the devil, that'd be great.

[@dark67titan99]

I’ve seen the main actress in 911 new Texas, she had the same energy there too. Also for clarity the madam web character that this movie is based on is the second madman web

[@The13thRonin]

Why have energy and talent when you can just show them that you have another X chromosome?

[@Ianmacca75]

Gotta admit your “got a fanny joke” had me in absolute stitches at 7:30 Saturday 25th November while all the rest of my family sleep

[@GigglewithFelix321]

Whoever writes a script with a masculine, straight, white male lead next will be rich.

[@justlivin2499]

I mean the Kraven movie is coming out next so...

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

Assuming Hollywood actually lets it be made.

[@radiator7731]

Have you seen the new Reacher on Prime video?

[@terenceblakely4328]

Cavill is so screwed. In any other period he'd be a huge star, the leading man in numerous movies.

[@BigCowProductions]

Naw, the race or sex of the characters do not matter. It's the [p]Regressive cultists pushing their dogma into the films coupled with them being mentally retarded or just unskilled writers at best

[@regishel]

Just a thought since this movie seems to have both of the characters that become Madame Web at different times in the comics, why didn't they make it a generational story. First Madame Web was iconic looking in both comic and animated, they should have kept the old mysterious Madame Web as the old mysterious mentor, Julia Carpenter (as the second Madame Web) should have been the main young character who thru the movie becomes Madame Web. And Unlike this upcoming movie it would keep the original Madame Web as a supernatural almost spooky figure like she should be if this movie wants any money.

[@ceshmate1953]

Passing the powers to a younger hero ? Like that hasn't been done over and over.

[@smoothsketch]

I was looking @3:10 and wondering why they used a picture of Resident Alien in the magazine article. Then I realized that's what the movie came up with.

[@ryohoshi8445]

@@ceshmate1953 I think it'd be the only way to get them to not do the character(s) dirty, though. I mean, good luck convincing Hollywood that maybe there should be some representation for older women...

[@curosaber]

@@ceshmate1953 It would be a far better and even successful movie than this dumpster fire.

[@markc6714]

Surely nothing could be worse than Robyn hood

[@theequalizer9154]

Actually, I shall miss Robyn Hood. Disparu's reviews of Robyn Hood that is.😂😂😂

[@PepitoBasado]

I loved the part when SpiderwAmen introduced themelves with their prefered pronouns and yelled "Its a good day to die troopers, lets go kill some bugs!". A true love letter to Tolkien.

[@charlietoole8707]

Direstor: ok, I need everyone in the movie to act and sound like ten year olds. Cast: as opposed to what?

[@effysousa9873]

I was here since Disparu had 60k. Glad you're moving up, dude. You deserve it. You always manage to make me laugh. (:

[@MyZ001]

Ok, so you've been round for awhile. I gotta ask... Is he trolling with his teeth or does this dood really not know how TF a tooth brush and paste works?? 😆 I legit had to come to the comments while he was talking cause I can't watch him

[@maverickmic]

@@MyZ001Trolling as in its a USP? 😅

[@lingricen8077]

@@MyZ001**crickets** american trying and failing to be funny, as usual. No wonder the entire planet laughs AT americans **mic drop**

[@Glitch_in_the_Matrix]

My favourite part was when Madam Web said: "Its webbing time!" and webbed everywhere!

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Truly one of the moments of all time.

[@da_001]

she sploooged everywhere,. then everyone on down on all 8 legs and started scrambling....

[@thepunchableface1506]

She spurted her 'Gender Fluid' everywhere.

[@MWhaleK]

LOL!!

[@justinrodriguez5957]

"Ooooh that's gonna take alot of cleanup work."

[@SunwardRanger83]

So basically, according to the article Disparu referenced, the villain of Madame Webb is a rich guy who visits a native temple in the jungles of South America, and steals his powers through cultural appropriation? I'm not sure if that's horrible writing, or just hilarious!

[@pappabunny]

The same kind of origin story as the Juggernaut.

[@stormryder4305]

🤣 🤣 🤣 Come on guys. You are hurting my belly already from laughing out all day long.

[@dcbaars]

I think this is case of writing a story around a character that doesn’t respect the source material and represents the character. Because I don’t know madame web (just a casual comic book reader only knowing the most known heroes). I first didn’t even realize it was a super hero story

[@abarration5907]

Considering that anyone with 2 brain cells has left the escapist recently, that 'sorry' really just means, "im sorry im going to be out of a job in a few weeks"

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I only ever watched Zero Punctuations there, before the idiots started to ban me for saying in my comments how the site is terribly managed.

[@christiaanvorster1988]

I honestly cant even see how spiderman fits in this universe they created it look like a TV Drama for a viewer base of 200,000 weekly on Paramount plus.

[@oskar6661]

Wait, so 'Madame Web' isn't the fourth film in the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series? I thought it was the 'happy ending' to that franchise?

[@davidblue819]

It is the happy ending as a Hollywood writers' room understands it. She gets together with an all-female diverse group and they get super-powers and defeat / get rid of the man.

[@razaalak]

"From hatred comes obscurity, from obscurity comes affection, from affection comes cult fandom" - is that the sith code updated for the modern audiences?

[@MiaSangold]

At around 3:00 I was expecting him to use the clip from Venom, when after he explained what he would do to the crook then said: "you'd be this armless, legless, faceless thing rolling down the road. *Like a turd. In the wind.*"

[@proto-geek248]

I stand against celebrities repeating the same sentence.

[@cactus_lord1367]

It’s really frustrating because Sony is making films off of the side characters and villains of spider-man. And the central thing that ties all of it together and provides the context (Peter Parker) is no where near these films.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

considering how trash they are, I'm ok with him not being there

[@Kiljaedenas]

Okay, let me see if I got all of this. 1) The bad guy in the movie does not match the origin, powers, costume or moral alignment of the character from the comics (he actually allied with the original Spider Man), and in the comics never, ever actually met Madame Web in person 2) The Madame Web character in the movie does not match the origin, powers, age or costume of the character from the comics. 3) The other Strong Female Characters in the movie were just made up on the spot and don't exist in the comics whatsoever. Yeah, this is definitely a faithful adaptation.

[@swaggalagga7998]

50 shades of monotony 50 shades to still hold the rights to spidey side characters 50 shades of cosplay heroes btw if i remember correctly eziekiel never wore a spider costume

[@TheyCallMe_TC]

50 SHADES OF FEMINIST

[@Jiub_SN]

Ezekiel thought it was stupid and helped Peter, so no he wasn't evil nor did he wear a spider costume

[@michaellee8815]

“Aahhh HE SPIDERED! He spidered!!!”

[@bloodrunsclear]

‘Whom she shares a patch of woodland with’ Okay, that’s funny 😄

[@Dave-oy3jl]

Love Farscape...I still use 'Frell' quite often when a plain old 'Fuck' is not appropriate. Great stuff as always.

[@loganbrinker6360]

I'd say these actors had the talent of high school students, but highschoolers have better line delivery than those actors

[@alsmith9853]

Agreed, the line delivery was flatter than a pancake 😂

[@jessemorris3747]

Just something i realized, but we've had at least 1 girl boss character done right in the past. Samantha Carter from SG1. Quality of writing is so important

[@BelaSkriva]

I miss the Spider-Man movies that were about a young man named Peter Parker who was bitten by a radioactive spider that mutated his genes to give him spider powers. The weird lore that’s been created to expand it is really trying to hard… “Spider-Gods” seriously?

[@saladin3273]

"It's webbin time!" -Madame Web This is going to be worse than Morbius.

[@colebuckon3856]

What’s particularly disappointing about this movie is that the concept of a Terminator-style Spider-Man film featuring Ezekiel Sims and Madame Web could have been fantastic. The problem is that Ezekiel should be the Kyle Reese stand-in, not the Terminator himself. We could have gotten at least a decent thriller about Web and Ezekiel teaming up to defeat Morluun or another Inheritor, with Ezekiel wielding his spider powers and mystical knowledge while Web learns how to use her future sight.

[@MarkDeSade100]

Impossible, a modern woke movie could never show the heroine needing help from a man. The man can only be the villain who gets wailed on by the empowered girl bosses in the end; or in the case of The Marvels, even if the villain is supposed to be a man he must be replaced by another woman for maximum estrogen levels.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Men are only allowed in movies as comedy relief. It’s the age of Girl Boss, only girls allowed to be the men.

[@saint037]

I'm sad at how every single fan can write better plots than these professionals WHO ARE GETTING PAID to write such nonsense

[@Lostouille]

​@@saint037I've seen fanfics better written than the last disney story plots 🫸🏻😳🫷🏻

[@caesarjergens]

@@saint037 I guess it is mainly because fans actually care about the comics and the originals. I just finished the book MCU: the reign of Marvel studios and although a lot of the truth is written between the lines what I found interesting that at least in the beginning Kevin Feige would keep going back to the source material and basically plundered the best storylines.

[@Capt.Thunder]

I mean, her power isn't bad. The idea of an almost Re: Zero style setup where she experiences a problem and has to then figure out how to solve it before the time runs out is actually kinda compelling. The problem is that it's basically the most naff execution you could imagine, with hollow pandering and CW-level production values.

[@protorhinocerator142]

It looks like a really awful CW show. Placed between Krypton and Batwoman.

[@Mr.MReturns]

​@@protorhinocerator142 Bruh at least Syfy's Krypton was visually more appealing than Madame Web, and that show still gave us the best live action versions of Doomsday and Brainiac.

[@davidmarrero9608]

That's not her powers she just sees events that can happen. It's not a re-do situation she haves where she or the spider women die and she restarts from beginning. Madam web in the comics even the 90's animated Spider-Man show was a Mutant since birth who was blind and had psychic abilities to see into the future and predict happens. Even steer people into the right direction. The only reason she's even tied to Spider-Man is she constantly helps Spider-Man and other spider characters. As well had one of the Spider Women be her successor. Also her live support system that was built by her husband resembled spider legs. Either way the movie did a shitty way of giving her the most basic backstory and made her powers feel generic af

[@Capt.Thunder]

@@davidmarrero9608 Trying to prevent a future that you have lived through in a vividly lifelike vision (which is what the movie is hinting at) is basically the same thing, that's why I used the analogy. I didn't say "Her powers are that she RETURNS BY DEATH" I said it's ALMOST Re:Zero, not it IS Re:Zero. But otherwise, that's fair, I was vaguely aware of her backstory through the 90s Spiderman cartoon. She was decent as a mentor character and plot device.

[@lingricen8077]

Trust a weeb to be dumb enough and completely lacking in taste to find a reason to enjoy a terrible trailer

[@ActivusPrime]

Man... Farscape was a good show. Veritable Shakespeare compared to the trash we get these days... sigh

[@yendor0001]

Especially for your Farscape nostalgia : A spiderman movie where the spider-people have no mivonks. It's Hollywood baby!

[@dataweaver]

The villain is named Tarantula. He comes from an era in the comics where J. Michael Straczynski (of Babylon 5 fame) was writing Spider-Man, and had decided that a spider-god had been behind the radioactive spider that gave Spider-Man his powers. Tarantula was related to a cult that worshipped that spider-god. Madame Web doesn't just see the future; she's tied into the Spider-verse. Yes, _that_ Spider-verse. The other girls are also drawn from the comics. One went by the codename “Spider-Woman”, and the other called herself “Araña”, which is Spanish for “spider-girl”.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I am pretty sure the villain is Ezekiel Simms, from the 2000s retcon that Spider-Man somehow has totem powers. And yeah one of the girls is Arana.

[@dataweaver]

@@SwiftNimblefoot I think what they're doing is combining Ezekiel with Tarantula: the former name and powers (and yes, Ezekiel _does_ have Spider-Man's powers, except for the web shooters), and the latter costume and possibly codename.

[@olof9256]

Madam Webb is an awesome lesser known allie of spiderman and othe spider heroes. Depending on her iteration. She is either a psykik that can read minds, see some treads of the future and talk telepathically. Or a mystik on par(or almost par) with Dr Strange. In any case, her biggest weakness is an inability to leave her life support machinery. And yes it looks like a webb. I love the carakter, but it seems they did her dirty in this. Same goes for Ezekiel. To make Ezekiel evil and dawn a bad spider suit ... is horribly evil in itself.

[@MWhaleK]

Well put, very well put!

[@RedDadRedemption]

It is good to see that the studio exec's are going with the tried and true method of taking a beloved character and forcefully gender swapping them. We have experienced the massive success of all female leads in modern superhero movies ( ghostbusters, captain marvel, miss marvel, she hulk and the marvels) and wait with baited breath for the blockbuster re-emergence of a new cinematic spiderverse. As you can see I have lost my mind and need 25Hrs a day, 7 1/2 days a week full intrusive care.

[@Shintigercurl]

its not gender swapping them. madame web and the other women do exist in the comics but they really don't have anything to do with spiderman.

[@trentparrish9401]

⁠@@Shintigercurlto be honest I think they were going to gender swap Spider-Man, but then they found out about madam Webb. Then they went this’ll work.

[@MyZ001]

@@trentparrish9401 I guess somehow going with Spider Woman instead would've been too derivative?

[@trentparrish9401]

@@MyZ001 that’s also how you know, I just remembered spider-woman was even a thing. Right when you mentioned something and I do read the comics.

[@The13thRonin]

"My grandmother told me... I don't care what they tell you in school... Batman was a woman."

[@eddielombardo]

Madame Web was always a supporting character for Spider-Man, and I'm guessing that Araña was in the trailer, somebody that wasn't that popular in the comics. These are characters that should never be starring in a movie.

[@eddielombardo]

Also, I'm bored of movies & shows that look terrible to the point that I can't finish a video or stream of someone reviewing it. I just can't bring myself to care anymore.

[@ekij133]

5:56 - "What the Frell ..." Farscape!

[@somebeachsomewhere1888]

They thought "The Marvels" was going to be a big hit so they probably threw this out hoping it would get a lot of the bleed over success.

[@JoJo-vg8dz]

Can wait to see Tarantula-Girl, Mrs Spider, Spiderella, Webwoman, and SheSpider in action.

[@ponir.v7584]

You forgot black widow

[@Likexner]

Spiderella is a good one.

[@peposo7]

@@ponir.v7584 already used.

[@peposo7]

FWeb team, the Estrogen 6, Fspiders, Arachnid 6, Webbed 6, WebJuice46....

[@Brasscoatedcandy]

Can't believe you forgot spidermaam

[@monkfan72]

Yeah, I saw the trailer. Turd in the wind describes it perfectly. 😂

[@ddraiggoch7367]

Hollywood casting, if they got a muff, they're good enough

[@docblade3270]

Sony has the last hero franchise that makes money, but wants to destroy it too with the SAME mistakes marvel did...VEEEEERY smart...

[@ronnyspanneveld8110]

GOD did Director X do the music ?................. my cat just jumped of the balcony. (it's cool he does that a lot to get the jump on bird's. he then MARVELIZES them until they dont move, and and brings them to me....)

[@MikhailSamunin]

This is a movie about a character nobody but hardcore _Spider-Man_ fanbase knows about re-imagined to the point where even it won't recognise her from a cinematic universe nobody cares about starring an actress with a single famous in rather negative way role to her name and featuring writing, acting and custom designing quality of a college work that didn't pass the examination. Is Sony trying to outdo _The Marvels?_

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

A Euphoria actor (granted a based one) and a 50 Shades actor. What could go wrong

[@millp678]

Farscape is soooo good, can't recommend enough 👌

[@Neteruk]

This film would be great as an origin story for Madame Web, However, for it to work as a great origin story, they'd have to get rid of the other spiders, and focus on this one. They'd also have to get rid of the plot, and the whole "spider bit her too" angle, while tying it to the spider-verse and advancing it. Example: Protagonist: Madame Web. Antagonist: Inheritors (Naamurah, female). After the whole Doctor strange fiasco, from the same universe as Spiderman (2012), Madame web is thrown out of her universe, into earth-001. A very dangerous world for any spider, as it is under the control of the inheritors. Her goal is to get the heck out of that universe, into literally any other. Luckily, she's got the Web of destiny to guide her. But, she has no idea how to actually use the damn thing, and therefore has to experiment as she goes along. Eventually, she beats the inheritor and barely makes it into the 616, with inheritors having known about her. Then using the web of destiny, sends out an SoS that essentially tells every spider that there's danger, and most importantly, alerts Tom Holland's Spider-Man to her location. That's how you write this one.

[@JB-yb4wn]

You are way too talented for Hollywood.

[@MWhaleK]

Exactly! If it's Madam Web's first movie it should be all about Madam Web not her and three other women with different power and totally different origins.

[@GH-ub7qz]

❤

[@FA-nd9uk]

Is so amusing how a random person can come with much better ideas for free on a youtube comment section than a multi million dollar machine with clearly overpaid writers.

[@MyZ001]

@@FA-nd9uk Yea, they probably should've just fired the writers who were on strike. We wouldn't have lost much

[@JM-mh1pp]

A this point so many people stand against hate that I feel like I should stand WITH hate to make things slightly more equal.

[@GentlemanBystander]

"I've been rewatching Farscape" God I'm sorry.... Just a thought, what if these movies are being made so there will be fodder for a possible 2050 series retread of Mystery Science Theater 3000?