Turnip28 "Chanterelle’s Disaster" Battle report

[@Brigtzen]

Truly one of the battles of all time.

[@HammerPattern]

@@Brigtzen of ALL time 😤🙏💯💯💯

[@UKSoundDesigner]

Pointblank grapeshot, none hit. Beautiful. I love this game. Great BatRep. More please!

[@mikeoxlong1395]

So, most moves in this game are things running away from the enemies and people tripping over their own shoelaces straight into their deaths. It's all delightfully wacky.

[@glenmurie]

Often, but they seemed to have rolled a lot of ones when issuing orders.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@glenmurie It does seem oddly true to Napolonic era weaponry. Due to smooth bore of the riffles a lot of the rounds would miss. I remember reading, i think it's a wikipedia article, a quote from a Chinese commander who said that to kill a man you'd need to fire his weight in lead at him.

[@glenmurie]

@@mikeoxlong1395 The units are all inherently bad, which is a central theme of the game. The ability to hit things is the 'I' ability, which stands for 'Inaccuracy' and the ability to resist wounds is the 'V' ability, which stands for Vulnerability.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@glenmurie Yeah, i know, i played a few games and i thought it was pretty fun. I also enjoy how misserable the world is yet the mood is pretty wacky. Todd being peak Turnip28.

[@glenmurie]

@@mikeoxlong1395 It reminds me very much of what Games Workshop was like in the 80's and early 90's where it was just as silly as it was grimdark.

[@Uglukkk]

Yoooo, this is great! 7:56 Peak wargaming right there

[@HammerHeadCactus]

Straight 10/10. Really great and creative editing, awesome minis and a great story in just 10 mins- excellent BR.

[@angeredtsuzuki]

Love the usage of the Psychonauts music!

[@KillerOrca]

Dudes being able to eat from bins as a reward sounds like me in high school. Absolute nostalgia for my back-hallway gremlin habits.

[@JachymorDota]

Well fought, lads! Well made, perfect length, a fine display of rooty chaos!

[@troutbumhobo]

what a delicious stew

[@GrimmDestiny8]

Now this, is grognar gaming

[@tzusun6876]

I see Turnip, I like. Awesome batrep! I'm looking forward to more Turnip28 stuff from you guys in the future.

[@JoshmanJoyce]

Great video! It truly was one of the battles of all time

[@IKMojito]

What a rumble, what a tumble. Delightful game

[@samjones677]

This is the best battle report I've ever watched, buddy!

[@Kittenmarines]

Great battle report and truly one of the battles of all time 👏

[@glenmurie]

That is an awful lot of 1's rolled. Amazing. You need to destroy those dice.

[@HammerPattern]

In our most recent game there were way less blunders! ( still lots of 1s)

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@HammerPattern Maybe your dice were badly made. It is strange there were so many bad rolls.

[@j.rivera1974]

Best T28 I've seen yet!

[@HammerPattern]

Thank you for the praise!

[@HammerPattern]

Thank you for the praise!

[@rudolfambrozenvtuber]

Love it. If you're doing other stuff, some Trench Crusade narrative reports would be sick

[@thanecurrie9242]

Fantastic battle😊 Want more!

[@kevinvanryswyck9739]

Awesome battle report, like a 10 minute short story, do it again

[@alphalionessleader4566]

I love this short sweet, and hilarious!

[@joshp2657]

This was a ton of fun!

[@scthackray]

You had me at HorseRadish ❤❤

[@fide-zealamon]

"Mispronounces an order" that is a perfect interpretation of a blunder.

[@DawnTapping]

Really enjoyable, I hope to see more. :)

[@HammerPattern]

That's the plan!

[@haloe2233]

Used to like this but we moved to OnePageRules because having your units do more damage to themselves then the enemy started to lose its charm :/ Good video, keep going!

[@HammerPattern]

We haven't tried one page rules. But I personally enjoy the amount of failure that turnip 28 facilitates

[@SheepWaveMeByeBye]

Wonderful batrep. It is funny.

[@KarlRoyale]

The Root Lives, Long Live the Root!

[@Nolifounai]

Impressive! The quality of the voice recording could be improved but otherwise top--notch battle report!

[@smilemore7431]

Is it normal in Turnip28 for the terrain to have the highest kill count?

[@HammerPattern]

@@smilemore7431 yes , surprisingly 😂

[@tokiwartooth949]

Great battle report! Will there be more Turnip28 battle report soon?

[@HammerPattern]

We are working on a new one now!

[@jackgriffi7826]

This was fun.

[@superluckyhappylife2358]

Good turnip28 Like and subscribe is must

[@pain0957]

shouldn't the fodder in the beginning have returned fire?

[@HammerPattern]

We may have not filmed the return fire. It's also possible they just didn't hit any shots 😅

[@nightlinger7408]

Can you tell me what you used for the brutes please. They look great with the heavy armour.

[@HammerPattern]

Cauldron Knights by Saint Decent from MyMiniFactory - do be aware tho, they do need to be scaled down to about 50% for appropriate scale for printing

[@nightlinger7408]

@@HammerPattern Cheers.

[@trancehuman1063]

Top notch!

[@morinnotmoron5510]

Looking to get into T28 myself. Where did you get the bodies for those brutes?

[@HammerPattern]

@@morinnotmoron5510 those are the cauldron knights by saint-decent !

[@CarversWorkshop-fd8ys]

I'm 99% sure those ARE human bones and YES I WILL KEEP ASKING!

[@datheavyguyiguess]

Is this a 3 turn mission or a 4 turn mission? If 4 the rules of the shellwood knights causes it to extend to round 5 I think so you missed a round

[@HammerPattern]

@datheavyguyiguess5754 Those snail riders are just regular bastards. Von Sclurg was using strangling harrys wretched recruits. ( we didn't film any of the panic token removed )

[@datheavyguyiguess]

@@HammerPattern Gotcha thanks for explaining!

[@dreamcatcherben8214]

please more

[@Fungusknight]

i love your minis what paints do you use

[@HammerPattern]

Thank you ! We’ve got a bunch of different brands in our paint collections - we mostly like to make use of Vallejo , AK interactive and pro acryl

[@tatujuntunen7668]

please make more turnip28 battle reports i need more gameplay content in my life 🙏

[@HammerPattern]

We have another filmed and currently being edited!

[@angeredtsuzuki]

First! 🎉