MADtv - Cloret/Airport

Cloret with Countess Vaughn...
I wish I had the 'Juice bar' one.

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

Let’s be real: anyone who’s ever worked in customer service wishes we had at least 1 day where we can act like this. 😂😂😂

[@andrewmark2783]

Let's be real, anyone who's ever worked in customer services for more than a few years HAS had days like this 😄

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

@@andrewmark2783 not a single lie was told. 😂😂😂

[@gastheleft6535]

Way to legitimize this epidemic of horribleblaaakcustomer service

[@michelerich1590]

are you KIDDING? They act like this all the damn time!

[@mirrorblueocean242]

No exaggeration. This is one of the best "Celebrity Guest" skits I have probably seen. Everything was real easy in this one.

[@kelleyannethomas5372]

Who is this actress? I like her. She also reminded me of Nell Carter.

[@Chun-believable]

@@kelleyannethomas5372 The video and comments said it babe. Countess Vaughn.

[@Joe_334]

"We strive to provide quality service to each and eve--Aint you going yet?"

[@cassiusneal]

HA

[@mikeyd946]

Because of you. Cinnabon stays in business LOL!!

[@1uhot426]

"ah heh heh heh, ah heh heh"!lol

[@SayYesToAwesome]

That is racist. Not appropriate. You have been reported.

[@graciegj63]

SayYesToAwesome They're just repeating what was in the video.

[@crazytempo]

SayYesToAwesome lol you mad

[@AnonTriple]

@@SayYesToAwesome how's it racist

[@jamesriccardo2225]

"First class to Cleveland? Ain't that an OxyMotrin?" Hahahahaha Cloret needs a full-episode special. Debra Wilson needs to come back to us with some new characters. Damn I miss MadTv

[@taurusknight3110]

Me too the best they don't make comedy like this anymore!!!

[@thatguywiththeravioli386]

*_G A P R I Z E L L E_*

[@BadBoyBobby85]

Guessica

[@Butters2236]

Nenry

[@NYCbabyJes]

Let me get a rastastic rasrageous razzle dazzle

[@howardrobinson5393]

"And I can't believe it doesn't bother you that you paid $6 for some orange juice that took a trip around the blender with ice."

[@rominn2184]

I got bunions, you don' know! I got me enough to make some BUNION rings!

[@DisneyGirlRocks]

"PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!!!" LMAO that face she makes is hilarious

[@huongtrinh9039]

And what did she said after that?

[@huongtrinh9039]

And what did she say after that?

[@Baconmutt]

@@huongtrinh9039 "Ow, my nipple!"

[@arjunratnadev]

@ 2:32

[@realme1535]

For you youngsters UPN was the happening network back when her show was on

[@autumnjustus902]

Ugh , thanks!!! Lol

[@princeorii7815]

m to the... moe to the...

[@bubbaXzone]

hanging with mr cooper?

[@Jsd8675]

upn was a piece of shit

[@gifted832000]

Stood for Under Paid Niggad

[@dionbakerjr.8736]

I bet she had a razztastic--razzrageous-razzle-dazzle smoothie with energy boost too! :)

[@nicholastyler2714]

Energy bwvoost

[@NYCbabyJes]

Can I get a Gynecological boost

[@Micho55]

@@NYCbabyJes thank you. I never understood what she said in that line and it was driving me mad. lmao

[@Yumifreak3]

Raz- what?

[@sdlock83]

You mean a #4?!! Why didn't you say #4, you should've said #4 why didn't you say #4?!

[@MrDragonleo06]

That look Cloret gave Countess Vaughn after she told her that's why she ain't on UPN.....😅

[@baboon500]

2:34

[@youknowwhatflav9916]

Those Lethal eyes hahahhaha

[@undergroundretail]

😂

[@siegeaye]

"I'm sorry to have disappointed such a valuable customer. We strive to provide quality service to each an every.........Ain't you gone yet!!!" HAHAHA EPIC!!!

[@TheGreekPianist]

"So what are you taking now, Xanax Valium and horse tranquilizers?" LOL

[@TheLowkeyChef]

Debra Wilson never gets old

[@cmclayton1986]

Can y'all imagine Cloret, Yvonne Criddle, Antonia, Stuart and Ms. Swan all in one skit together? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tmichellemd111]

You forgot Lorraine

[@kelleyannethomas5372]

Carlos Clayton-And also Bunifa! 🤣🤣👏👏

[@hornguy04]

Add DOT and you have the best skit in MadTV history.

[@Catenfur]

@@kelleyannethomas5372 That could only work if you cloned Debra

[@GreenPencil305]

Cloret: First class to Cleveland?, isn't that an Oxy-Motrin? Countess Vaughn: I believe the word is "oxy-moron". Cloret: I ain't no moron, you the moron, shoot, paying $4,000 extra for a hot wash cloth and "Kangaroo Jack"?

[@vap0rtranz]

+1000!

[@afredfrensky5668]

mad tv cast was great but Debra is awesome. hilarious

[@dominamortis8045]

Sayid Ortiz yes!

[@falldownhard]

Yes - even in such a stellar cast, Debra stands out.

[@Rah2005]

"Those psychological stabilizers make me to aggressive with my.....*KIDS*"

[@powerblades]

I thought she said teeth lol

[@doloresvancartier4249]

I thought she said tears lol

[@jonathankieranwriter]

Countess Vaughn has always been so lovable and talented. She was the perfect foil for the genius Debra Wilson’s unique style of comedy in this skit. WHY don’t they make comedy like this anymore? We have lost the gift of being able to laugh with each other.

[@linon3000]

"I hope your happy. Because of you Cinnabon stays in business" OMG I love Debra. All the stars in the world, Peace.

[@lunaravenstorm2025]

i'd watch a cloret spinoff show.

[@HEIRLESSful]

Debra Wilson is a comedic genius!

[@ruddM]

I wish there would have been more Cloret skits 😂

[@caneimcdonald9226]

Debra Wilson, Nicole Sullivan, Alex Bornstein, Mo Collins, and Stephanie Weir were the funniest female cast members on MadTV PERIOD.

[@charliegonzalez5873]

100%agreed. I was soooooo mad when they removed madtv from HBO max 😡

[@melodiefrances3898]

SOOOOOO true.

[@gothicniki]

LMFAOO "Who that hell is Countless Vajohn?!"

[@jonquilsimms97]

"I had some coffee and some Red Bull 'cause it gives you wings...." lol

[@youtizzlerocks]

I love the look Debra gives after Countess says, "that explains why you're not on UPN." Lol.

[@tomaseugenioburgos885]

Two amazing comediennes...

[@RobertCooper-yt5dg]

Funny how mad tv predicted the awful and rude service of united airlines.

[@Augustchica814]

It was always like that. They didn't have social media to rant about it.

[@kathyflorcruz552]

Oh yeah. It was about the "airlines".😒

[@dwoollery]

I bet that guy would've rather had Cloret than that bruise on his face.

[@Perririri]

ree

[@Charlie-hl7jr]

Lol, I’m sure if they are awful and rude, it’s usually because the customers are awful and rude first.

[@garykoshland]

Debra Wilson kicks butt. Totally underrated. And Mad Tv blows away SNL. How is that still on the air and mad tv is not???????

[@InnannasRainbow]

Debra Wilson always played her characters perfectly.

[@PjSparkle08]

plz somebody create a show for debra called "cloret's new job" or somethin like that. the show would be about her bein a temp working various jobs and her crazy experiences with the customers. can u imagine her workin customer service, or returns at a clothing store?

[@rosieparez]

PjSparkle08 great idea. you should really pitch the idea

[@jacobrivasjr]

omg I would cuss her out over the phone lmfao

[@saxachewon8062]

WHO DA HELL IS COUNTLESS VAJON?

[@DemokrasyaTV]

Countess Vaughn: The place was emptier than a Bobby Brown concert...AHAHAHAHA! Cloret: Ehehe...ehehe... Hahaha..that always make me laugh so hard! xD

[@alliztoht5778]

WHO DA HELL IS COUNTLESS VIJOHN???? XD

[@dem20233]

2:41 please proceed to security!!!!!!

[@musicmaker1311]

Demetrius Darden 😆😆😆

[@charmed2791]

"Naw I ain't never seent you" LMFAO Debra Wilson is HILARIOUS!!!

[@Jherick5954]

This lady speaks to my soul 🥰

[@mrbushidon7140]

cloret need to meet bunifa

[@Michaelahol]

or Yvonne Criddle

[@indigothecat]

Chris Hill sr Kinda tough as Bunifa and Closet were both played by Debra Wilson. ;)

[@Baconmutt]

And Miss Sylvia.

[@milhtx]

@@indigothecat indeed they were :)

[@vanizorc]

@@indigothecat That's the joke...

[@cplunajr745]

Madtv hired real talented actors who can really act with smooth versatility with their designated roles. I’m very disappointed that many of them are not elevated to a bigger screen. Hollywood!! Helloooooo!!! Stop playing dumb!

[@TraceyMak1]

THANKS FOR UPLOADING ALL OLD MADTV STUFF!!! I miss Debra Wilson and some of the OG Madtvers. They tried to bring it back but the new people all suck.

[@NiteOwl1224]

Best part - 2:32 - GLARE!....... "PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!"

[@leonitapalero9002]

"aew mah nipple" HAHHA I DIED

[@julianbluefeather8491]

I was in 1st grade when this was uploaded I’m 23 now

[@D.JustinCalderon.1]

“Ouch ,my nipple” 😂😂😂

[@jrcna32466]

Countess Vaughn used to be on all the talk shows as a child with a phenomenal singing voice...

[@marissasue319]

"...and some Red Bull cuz they give u wings." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That line was so CUTE 🤣😍 EXCELLENT, HILARIOUS clip❣

[@noelsturrup3817]

She spouted that service policy as though she was reading a ransom note

[@gmcneoplan84]

Man, this was so 1990s and early 2000s and I love it!! Mentioning Mervyn's, Countess Vaughn, UPN, the Parkers. Man, I miss that time period.

[@anthonygladys]

Funny...mad tv had the BEST skits...

[@shaleranicole]

PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!!😂😂

[@crapbag89]

i could watch this every day for a year and not grow tired of it.

[@VonnieVonVonX2]

loved when debra was on the parkers

[@cushe83]

What did she do on the parkers

[@VonnieVonVonX2]

cushe83 she played some "Knock off Oprah".

[@1uhot426]

2:31 is the exact face i would have too if someone said that to me behind the desk!lol

[@xxladybug94]

2:33 her face omg LMFAO xD

[@mauriceglass2854]

Coffee and some red bull cuz it gives ya waaaangs

[@sfmphotline]

"Where you get that from Mervyn's?". Please upvote to anyone who got the joke lol.

[@f_l_u_x_p_o_p]

What does that mean 😃

[@taralen1101]

@@f_l_u_x_p_o_p Mervyn's was a department store that closed back in the day, and she's saying that her clothes are so ugly she bought them from Mervyn's.

[@cicicovington1414]

Ahhh Mervyn's...😂😂😂😂😂

[@ej44026]

The place was emptier than a Booby Brown conert xd lmfao

[@forensicsciencefan5645]

Can't stop laughing. Keep thinking about being at an airport and hearing something like "Ow, my nipple!" over the PA system.

[@jccoello]

This skit makes so much more sense this days!.... LOL #united

[@Perririri]

ree

[@LeitrabiParody]

I ❤️ Cloret

[@vap0rtranz]

"I ain't no Moron. You da Moron for paying $4,000 more dollars for a hot wash cloth and Kangaroo Jack!" LMAO. Why I only sit in 1st class when they bump me up for free.

[@judemichaelhanna4867]

Oh....Lol.... that is awesome! Thank you so much Mad TV. Debra Wilson is perfection in this..

[@spotdathief]

"Oh please dont tell me your gonna fly the plane now." Lmao :D

[@tmichellemd111]

*you’re

[@danielrhoadie1032]

@@tmichellemd111 dumbass

[@1uhot426]

0:54, the way her mouth was when she was mocking her laugh!Lol

[@gbear285]

in my opinion, the best skit mad tv ever did! this character was brilliant

[@NadjibChannelthemovieguy]

"First class to Cleveland?"

[@andycheng9066]

Perfect explanation of united airlines

[@a1s1]

COUNTLESS VAJAUN

[@Gleamorous]

literally me @0:19 anytime I’ve been working retail and a customer complains -

[@adrianabawag5490]

watch this many times! hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielfreitas8500]

It's amazing how Debra Wilson can change the way she looks and sounds when playing different characters

[@linon3000]

This was superb, I wish Debra was on MAD Tv today as well as Mo and Alex, anyways 10 stars, Peace.

[@jkahern]

yes, you MUST find the Juice bar one! I love that part where Cloret goes 'Energy booooosssshhh (boost)' LOL

[@eggmanslimz]

Omg Cloret!! SHES AMAZING!! Hilarious character!!

[@REXXSEVEN]

I don't know why but cloret sounds like something that you would use to clean your house with.

[@morganboy0ify]

NOOOOO SHE DIDNT 😂😂💀💀💀 “Because of you Cinnabon stays in business”. I’m legit dead

[@BeeBee-kk9bv]

Love the Face she makes We Strive to Provide Quality Service!

[@jamiemiller723]

Oxymotrin omgggg I’m dead

[@moriahjohnthejohnsons718]

Countess!!

[@LoOkAtMyBeEp]

The look on her face , when countess tell her " you work for united airlines that's y u not on UPN " is PRICELESS !

[@grammaticalchainsaw7318]

First class to Cleveland? Isn’t that an oxymotrin ?

[@Yeiyn343]

Sister Maeshaaaaaa! -That's So Raven.

[@lesbiannotthespian]

I love how she's traveling to where I live 😂😂

[@hmwoof6272]

This is still funny to me no matter how many times I had watched it!

[@rooterdevin]

PLEASE PROCEEEED TO SEKURITYYYYY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KrisHoppz]

Debra is SO GOOD

[@KeiranIs2007]

"who the hell is countless vagauhn?" ROFL

[@Micho55]

ironically, this is how being on Wellbutrin feels

[@juliannehannes11]

Unless you're bipolar, then it gives you wings haha

[@cplunajr745]

She is the best ! I winder she’s not getting big film invitation. Her acting talent is awesome and versatile. She deserves more !

[@jrcna32466]

Countess Vaughn.....all grown up and cute as ever but she never got taller.....what a cutie...

[@psYnel]

This freaking funny! I love The Parkers

[@Contantina46]

I miss these cast members oh I wish madtv will comeback back

[@jameschancey251]

Cloret and Bon Qui Qui would make quite a team.

[@rafaelhakimian6873]

No they wouldn't

[@danieltriana4228]

omg MERVYNS 😂 90s memory unlocked

[@shawnthesheep6832]

😂😂😂😂 kangaroo jack I’m weak

[@recycledminis]

Man i missed madTV

[@MoreTashevia]

The Look That Cloret Was Giving Countess Before She Said "Please Proceed To Security" Is Halarious !

[@janjr165]

What’s funny is Countess Vaughn acting like she’s A-list when she’s E-list! 😂🤣😂

[@extraspooky819]

The fact that Nicole Randell Johnsons' airport sketch is a more popular result than this comedy gold makes me literally sick to my ass. People do realize Nicole is the welfare 2 bit version of Debra Wilson right? Sure is an odd coincidence that all the big time actors left when Bobby Lee hit the scene huh? Debra, Nicole (the white one), Will, Arie, Frank, Stephanie, Moe. All of them left around the same time. The only veteran Madtv actor left was mike mcdonald.

[@extraspooky819]

Azrael Angel And then Nicole Parker came......oh god my left testicle could be a better actor.

[@chocloditelensman]

Hah! Such great physical comedy !!!

[@amphibian006]

The Juice bar one plllleeeeeasseeee! this one is funny as hell, but the juice one is classic.