Madvomovies: Backstroke of the West

Madvocate and Pooch watch and react to Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West while not being entirely sober.
Backstroke of the West Full Movie ► • Video
‪@GratefulDeadpool‬’s description:
“Backstroke of the West is a bootlegged version of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith that contains hilariously poor Chinese-to-English translated subtitles. This bootleg is most well-known for the line ‘Do not want,’ a mistranslation of Darth Vader's widely parodied ‘Noooooo!’ I synced the subtitles and the dub to HD video of Revenge of the Sith. I've also added the pre-garbled English subtitles if you wish to compare this masterpiece to the original dialogue from Episode III. Enjoy!”
00:00 - Prologue
01:15 - Allah Gold & Ratio Tile go save Mr. Speaker
07:13 - We are very good
14:34 - The nobody greets
18:16 - Ratio Tile goes to kill Space General
23:58 - Prime Minister was caught
29:44 - Time is up
37:10 - Ratio Tile learns about Allah Gold's full cock
44:05 - Credits
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Music (in order of appearance):
► Thumb Wars Theme
► Let’s Get it On - Marvin Gaye
► Heart of Courage - Two Steps From Hell
Recorded on March 26

[@H20-t4p]

Normally I’d ask for “The flash is insufferably inconsistent season 4,” but thanks to the first 3, I’m realizing the inconsistencies on my own. Thank you madvocate for making me realize all the bullshit in the show

[@bowldawg4394]

There's no where to run!

[@meeruop2596]

There's no way to run!

[@wat8885]

There's no why to run

[@PainKillerDS]

Don't stop to talk! Don't stop to talk! Don't stop to talk! Don't stop to talk! Don't stop to talk! Don't stop to talk! Don't stop to talk!

[@ashtontheballer9317]

don't stop to talk

[@Touriquette]

The fucking Cuckoldery line, now that is AAA writing. What a wonderful film.

[@haydendill6288]

Forgot about this translation, this is where the fun begins.

[@quietresolution4772]

Game time started

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety.

[@owenpilkington4614]

The translation is a surprise to be sure. But a welcome one

[@jackwhite2654]

Obviously Bail Organa is a jedi, because the emperor kills jedi and he had Alderaan blown up.

[@robertbeisert3315]

He speaks the big true

[@BobMcBobJr]

@@robertbeisert3315 Anakin: We are for the big.

[@alesin1992]

Yes, everyone on Alderaan was a Jedi. It's in the Glup Shitto: A Star Wars Story comic book, where Luke Skywalker and Din Djarin save everyone on Alderaan from Order 66

[@bananaboi9067]

That comparison to the Indian guy DM's is so true. I literally picture a team of those guys behind the scenes writing the translations.

[@SheevTalks]

I could never have followed this shit while high

[@nerd_1356]

Hello There

[@Cranatic]

One day you will make a video about this film and rewrite the scenes so they can fit the dialogues

[@herbox]

ahh I see, in this version obiwan didn't say he has the high ground because you have clearly taken it from him.

[@Madvocate]

High IQ joke right here

[@Сайтамен]

EVERYBODY IS GOOD!

[@ashtontheballer9317]

happy to hear you laugh bro you been so depressed with this flash bullshit

[@Madvocate]

Thank you

[@brendofire2084]

@@Madvocate I would love the series to continue, but now I fear for your mental health if you do, cause from that point on, it's pretty much downhill

[@ivoryas1696]

ASHTON the baller Honestly, yeah. It was almost weird to hear him happy for a little.

[@Annmjpg]

I wonder if the sequels would’ve been a better watch with this type of translation.

[@robertbeisert3315]

"Hope is like the sun. Elephant to in the fishing trumpet, otherwise is too even" - Princess Inferior Flower , probably

[@xolotltolox]

Deaths are speaking!

[@gabesalgado789]

How that he, speaker is the back to the

[@XenteBR]

He already skies is in! Edit: What quote is this? I wrote and I don’t even remember. 🤣😂

[@saveritas731]

Everyone is always on the hoof.

[@OpheliaTLG]

i love how they didnt notice that "i need him" at 26:20 was somehow translated back into i need him perfectly

[@godai6203]

I love stuff that’s translated to another language and then poorly translated back. Great examples are Backstroke of the West and Half Life: Google Translate edition. They’re all so good

[@sid6076]

You know your blasted when this movie starts making sense

[@agustindardick6726]

The movie: we were at the verge of making complete sence, we were THIS close

[@s.k.4289]

Leave him, the Jedi have super durability!

[@Arkwinder]

Now this is where the fun REALLY begins.

[@ShamBTW]

this has been my favorite way to watch episode 3 since I found this translation, the death defying stunts of Presbyterian Church are a sight to behold.

[@cloakx3640]

If Pooch calls C3PO a jedi, I'd agree with her. 😂😂🥺

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

You mean if she calls Blow The Skin a Hopeless?

[@cmonplsjustdoit]

Love how they replaced "The Sith" with "The West"... real cheeky CCP

[@kuunibyou7642]

Even every sentence in this version has a potential to become a meme lol

[@fettbub92]

This is a classic. My friends and i discovered it a ways back, we watch it every year. Its even more quotable than the prequels. I would love an episode 1 and 2 of them.

[@mojavefry2617]

Good news! There’s a fan project that has translated all the main Star Wars media in a similar manner! Look “The Star War Gatherings.” I’ve heard they made a dub for A New Hope (The Novelty Desire) and Empire Strikes Back (The Counterattack Collection).

[@fettbub92]

@@mojavefry2617 I found them, I was worried it wasnt true. Thank you for pointing the way.

[@Rar_4x]

It’s always a good day when madvocate uploads

[@ItsYaBoii-pi8cb]

there is not a day I thought I would see. Happy Madvocate. It's. It's scary

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

This really is too stick.

[@SpaceCase1214]

Game time started.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I always at wait for this day. I always at expect this video's come.

[@theelder4797]

Makes sense, E.T. was on Earth AND in Star Wars, therefore Earth and the milky way are cannon!

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

Am I having a stroke from watching this?

[@UltraLuigi2401]

46:25 except enjoying Backstroke of the West accomplishes the opposite of pissing off star wars fans.

[@Marcelelias11]

I think Backstroke is literally the only movie that no Star Wars fan hates. That and Empire

[@TheFirstCurse1]

I love how dumb this all is but then there's the epic Jedi Temple march and then Order 66 just crushes your heart. Then it's all back to dumb humor.

[@ahmadharith4087]

Can't believe he's an actual human being instead of AI generated illusion. It's actually sick to see him more casual and less monotone. I know right, human beings being human beings. Me like. 👍

[@willow1601]

My small manikin was too funny

[@oweneldridge8813]

What's crazy is the two voice actors had to have watched the actuall movie. They are doing decent impressions of Obi-Wan and Anakin.

[@bZman]

DO NOT WAAAAAANT

[@objectivelyacat3873]

Thank the Don efap introduced me to Madvocate. The rhino milk is strong with this one.

[@spartansquid5931]

I found Madvocate on my own and then had the pleasure of seeing him pop up on EFAP

[@robertbeisert3315]

From a quick google, Princess Leia could be "Inferior Flower Princess". I needed you to know this

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Officially, she's "Bong Day".

[@nix98zlcy]

If it doesn't, it certainly makes you wish you had one 😂

[@CinderSmith_]

"The geography that I stands compares you superior" - Obi Wan Kenobi

[@dungusyungus245s]

It's official, Count Dooku is undoubtedly a massive.

[@Kali-bs7oj]

gonna be another banger madvocate ♥️

[@theelder4797]

The cate Mad of, introducing this space to we mortals, of.

[@cozytown5540]

Best KZbinr on the platform. Each video is incredible

[@duartepereira9400]

Pooch has a very smooth voice

[@Sharpburgers]

I loved that Madvocate does not get mad at something you should get mad at

[@TheArchivistArchive]

Pooch's drawing kinda looks like an archer character here, kinda neat.

[@KarntheGreater]

I wonder if this is what the original script sounded like to Universal back in 1977

[@robertbeisert3315]

What's your favorite part? I like it when Allah Gold good elephant into the to go hopeless situation livinging

[@ab-gail]

Wholesome movie night

[@Quirderph]

There is actually a sequel to this dubbing Episode IV. It's called Star War: The Fourth Gathers: The Novelty Desire. Maybe you could react to that too?

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

I love how all the characters talk like children in any online social games

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

This is what who fuck?

[@nerd_1356]

A suprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@madvulcan8964]

20:39 This is reminding me of he Architect from the Matrix Reloaded and that was already a bit of word sue as it was. How more insane would that be if they made him talk like this guys.

[@thetruth45678]

The spoke has be glorious never with inside rearness of time. Relaxed.

[@lamb6320]

Madvocate not losing his mind? Impossible

[@ahmadharith4087]

So this is what daredevil has been doing.

[@VinVonVoom]

Pooch still getting actually invested in the movie is so real

[@zachbase1124]

When you were a kid... makes me feel so old.

[@justkingsley9244]

This is my first time watching this movie. Quite the experience.

[@axemike911]

Omfg the first Lego kit I ever spent my own money on the general grievous speeder was lit

[@splatticus1507]

Underrated channel that’s all I’m gonna say

[@zebrisky]

My favorite thing is that Count Dooku is just “the” in this

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

Damn, I watched this more than a decade ago and completely forgot about it.

[@introvertedrobot]

What the fuck is happening? Help??!?!

[@deadlees1254]

Clearly a masterpiece

[@Сайтамен]

Obi-Wan: Disabled person must solve. Foreshadowing how this fight ends...

[@spicyclips552]

21:17 the fact that this actually makes sense and is logical is so funny

[@r207]

Pettision for madvocate to upload more often (really hope I spelled ur name right I'm dylsctic)

[@Madvocate]

I’m trying

[@robsimplegamer]

It sounds like they are trying to sound like Yoda but failing at it 😂😆😂😆😂😆 lololol

[@dematosbrothers4879]

Hearing you laugh is so wholesome bro 😭😭

[@jaraket]

I love this so much.

[@memeityy]

Upload the fourth Flash video whenever you feel like it. Thanks for the entertainment, Madvocate.

[@jaraket]

Goddamn this is premium content.

[@saveritas731]

30:50 This actually makes sense. When you double up on photo realism, anything that is not photo realistic stands out more.

[@iainkilcar7463]

Ah yes master bail organa, my favourite member of the jedi council.

[@ironmiron9666]

My Force has promoted two times.

[@Luigi-hn1hu]

it's funny when done with star wars, now, imagine the bible has gone trough the same process

[@sophisticautistic5453]

Now you need to watch Blackened Mantle! It's only right to do that!

[@aaronbaron3155]

Dude I'm dying sober. I can't imagine how this would be going with chocolates and fungus in me😂😂😂😂

[@magogosora]

打電話 - call on the phone 打球 - hit a ball

[@arda-sy7ye]

6:18 there is a reaction video and its actually by charlie and kaya from the op. First time i saw this masterpiece

[@saranthegamer2626]

A great way to end my weekend with a madvocate video, but also I would like a video about doctor strange MoM

[@GooseDGguh]

This is basically just a Shakespeare play

[@comebackkid5976]

Unrelated, but I just found this channel and love his vids but does anybody know if he had more vids that were taken down or something?

[@bananaboi9067]

I'm hoping he starts getting more recognition then he should be able to post most frequently. I'd love to see more videos aswell. Love the flash videos lol. But this gotta be my favourite. Baked and watching dodgy starwars loved it.

[@Madvocate]

These are all the videos, I just take a while making them lol.

[@comebackkid5976]

@@Madvocate ohh okay sorry bout that content is great tho

[@batdevil4074]

They kinda sound like kwing and kwife

[@TheFirstCurse1]

They kind of do actually.

[@erikbihari3625]

"Dear madvocate, after I found you're channel through flash, been wanting to ask if you'd give this same treatment to the blue blurr"! Interested?

[@rachitgupta8345]

2:08 aint no way you judging a 60 year old man, he has good muscle for his age and clearly isnt roided up like the rock 💀

[@OpheliaTLG]

Fun fact Boba's last name is the german word fro Fat

[@PersonHuman-xf9rt]

“YOU UNDERRATED MY ABILITY” “is”

[@firebladetenn6633]

Not yet, but there's still time for Disney to retcon Bale's connection to the force.

[@luridvexation8596]

Love this.

[@oleksandrfedoriv]

game time started!!

[@throwbackglitcher]

The Flash Is Insufferably Inconsistent Season 4 ? ThErE's NoWeRhE To RuN

[@arrownoir]

What fresh hell is this?

[@nwk1626]

bro 😂 like was i supposed to start fucking hating him? mfs jokes were cringing the fuck outta me

[@jamieharbinson9749]

Wow that’s so deep… Madvo: what the fuck

[@TychoVan]

This is hilarious

[@CamKoudo]

The title is hilarious 😂

[@Robert-vq1xx]

Mystery science theater 3000 inspired you?

[@IggyBitz]

One thing I may say is the ost slaps in episode 3

[@spicyclips552]

who is pooch though 💀

[@johojmm]

Why are you high?

[@KangarooMonkey]

It’s how you’re supposed to watch it. It’s part of the directors vision.

[@HallyPorter]

@@KangarooMonkey Fair

[@Skids0800]

So Kenobi next?

[@brendofire2084]

👍

[@eloi7]

Juicy

[@the-anhpham3364]

Juicy

[@jinglejangle1533]

Succulent even

[@minespatch]

It's been a while since I watched.

[@iivin4233]

This translation reads like the Revelations.

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

Revelations to what?

[@tromboneman4517]

@@lakshaykochhar6799, the Bible.