That was so much gentler than the first time we met
@YetiVA2 жыл бұрын
yeah, had a few comments saying it was a bit too mean so I thought I'd be nicer
@Nash_Aurora2 жыл бұрын
@@YetiVA yesss this is better and comforting ❤️❤️
@cwutecor32 жыл бұрын
Your everywhere-
@hwangsoomintabassum8865 Жыл бұрын
@@YetiVABE MEAN. WE LOVE IT.
@Luv4_liaa6 ай бұрын
@@hwangsoomintabassum8865OMG UR A STAY.
@Glitch3-9737 Жыл бұрын
Yeti: “Okay then…why is your LIP bleeding?” Me: “I- I FELL ON THE WAY HOME.” 👁️👄👁️✨
@XDarkness_hashiraX Жыл бұрын
I said I made out to hard-
@momsspaghetti-sd9sn Жыл бұрын
@@XDarkness_hashiraXlmaoo
@AndrewJockers Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@charlitokkinochi11 ай бұрын
I kissed the ground on the way home- passionately
@V1xx_Gachacreator11 ай бұрын
Nah nah "huh? Oh its my crusty ass lips."
@kohunji92672 жыл бұрын
"I bet those bruises hurt a lot, don't they?" * cries * "I don't suppose you want a hug?" * cries harder * "As a little treat, you can have pancakes with nutella for breakfast." * dies crying * The gentleness in confronting us about the abuse was really the thing that got me the most. More spot on when he asked if we wanted a hug, literally moments after wishing he'd offer us a hug. 💀
@lolval4272 жыл бұрын
OMG I ALMOST STARTED LAUGHING BUT MY BRO IN A ROOM WITH ME 😭😭😭🔪🔪
@skyyafton51992 жыл бұрын
Me too bro me too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ulilliareinhart36592 жыл бұрын
I was laughing more then crying, because that’s not how I am. I was cussing him out when he kept touching and grabbing me, like mf gtfo😒😒
@sakurakato71832 жыл бұрын
i just realised that I can't have nuts because I'm allergic 👁️👄👁️
@irenaderevyanko3712 жыл бұрын
@@sakurakato7183 oop- ummmmmm chocolate chip pancakes then :)
@sunnyfields18452 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the "no no, I'm not going to do anything," when lifting the shirt. 🥺 that's so sweet and kind and thoughtful and respectful and fjrncotndusbejd
@jodiemainwood8932 Жыл бұрын
Same just know you are not alone🖤💜💙💗
@nxk0chan2 жыл бұрын
“Who hurt you?” Man I’m a clumsy person I get bruises 10 times a week for falling-
@momsspaghetti-sd9sn Жыл бұрын
Samee
@EskaytheSquirrel11 ай бұрын
Me: "Gravity hurt me."
@V1xx_Gachacreator11 ай бұрын
@@EskaytheSquirrel exactly-
@Juni332210 ай бұрын
Try 49 a week, I'm in pain.... Plus a ear infection and migraine plus food poisoning... And real poison... Don't ask.. Please
@Penelope_wood17 ай бұрын
Fr
@SakuraHikari-bc7yj Жыл бұрын
Him:finds out Me:*getting ready to get yelled at* Him:*comferts me* Me: huh? This is new
@Imweird101-g2b Жыл бұрын
Right it's weird
@ShotaAizawa874 Жыл бұрын
Very very new
@Emoni28311 ай бұрын
so new dude
@cookiegacha_lover7450Ай бұрын
So new
@HELLOKITTYWARRI0R Жыл бұрын
Him; *tells us about how his pinky finger got cut off* Me; “and your telling me because? Why???”
@gremblygunk79332 жыл бұрын
"well well well, look who finally decided to come home?" well well well, look who decided to already make me wanna push you out a window❤️
@XxGerman_RaccoonxX Жыл бұрын
Why does that sound like me? Like just a bit. If he was a child under the age of 5 I'd throw him out the window or drop kick him🤌
@ann._.2012._. Жыл бұрын
😂
@charlotterael3783 Жыл бұрын
@@XxGerman_RaccoonxXhahahaa AAAAHHGAAAHHHAAA
@charlotterael3783 Жыл бұрын
lmao!
@sammy_.. Жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO FUNYB FOR NO REASON
@zaraahballard1971 Жыл бұрын
I came back to this after being so obsessed with it, and found i can still say it word for word, amazing, always has been and always will be ❤
@gerdaisrael72732 жыл бұрын
omg at 7:01 I heard "YOU'LL be taken care of" and I was like: excuse me why am I the one being killed?
@Nash_Aurora2 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😭😂😂
@ShotaAizawa874 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@beelasan4129 Жыл бұрын
This is the fourth time I hear this its so good... Plus when he said "aaaa im not going to do anything"and he actually don't do anything I never been in abusive life with anyone but somehow this audio is comforting
@asmodeus19462 жыл бұрын
1:32 "have you heard of anyone called.. Maddie?" Me: "THATS MY GFS NAME-"
@TravalerLumine2 жыл бұрын
WAIT YOU HAVE A GF AND YOUR LISTING TO THIS OVUPCUTFOYXITCYO😭😭😭😭
@asmodeus19462 жыл бұрын
@@TravalerLumine WE BROKE UP IN AUGUST LAST YEAR LMAO
@mousemagic1246 Жыл бұрын
@@asmodeus1946 SO THEN WHY DID U SAY "MY GF"
@asmodeus1946 Жыл бұрын
@@mousemagic1246 i posted the comment 10 months ago in july a month before our breakup👍
@mousemagic1246 Жыл бұрын
@@asmodeus1946 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :0
@cloudywillow83192 жыл бұрын
Dude he finds my bruises while he’s covered in scars 😭👍🏼
@technobladeneverdies88142 жыл бұрын
You: then why is your lip bleeding Me who’s lips would bleed all the time: it’s normal
@midumpling882 жыл бұрын
Nice name ☺️👑🐷
@technobladeneverdies88142 жыл бұрын
@@midumpling88 ty
@TravalerLumine2 жыл бұрын
@@technobladeneverdies8814
@Snake_Girlll4 ай бұрын
REMINDING YALL THAT YALL DIRTY RATS WATCHED THIS👹👹
@ThisKidLikesToRead2 жыл бұрын
I bite my lip until it bleeds especially when nervous and then sometimes I just wake up with random Bruises. Also, being clumsy is not fun. So that my explanation. And it’s not a lie!
@wizwonie2 жыл бұрын
sameee omg 😆
@IlaydaKay-xc7ej Жыл бұрын
Same….
@celestialwhippy4415 Жыл бұрын
Same
@Madison._..07129 ай бұрын
Wow same
@racool16052 жыл бұрын
Yeti in his villian arc
@akanatsulovesuall10242 жыл бұрын
Nothing I love more than comfort from a audio, especially ones like these, except if a man were to hurt me I'd kick him in the balls
@alyssavaught69932 жыл бұрын
That's the best spot to hurt them
@livvy.doodle2 жыл бұрын
It's my dream to make an adult man who is specifically rude to people cry not by hurting them but with words because that makes it more funny 😈
@_Maya.2 жыл бұрын
you have summoned me anime quote of today “You guys sure are a worthless bunch. If you wanna wallow in your tears, save it for after you’ve done everything you can.” ~Seiya Kanie (Amagi Brilliant Park)
@CrusitaCookie10 ай бұрын
Him: your mother told me Me:my mom's ☠️
@p1nk_sakur42 ай бұрын
💀
@causeican2543 Жыл бұрын
Not me making ramen and almost burning my hand on the pan after pulling an all nighter and after he said "they must hurt alot" im crying
@Notuploading662 жыл бұрын
´´No dont get up´´ Bruh- how did you know i was gonna stand up?
@descipher2 жыл бұрын
The ending left me wanting more. This is story is beautiful. Require part 2 of this.
@justiceguzzler2 жыл бұрын
Ok, i'm not lying I was thinking, 'hmmm im gonna make pancakes later' AND THEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO MAKE THEM WTFF
@ellemnopq042 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this mafia audio, thank u yeti
@Icantrytofly2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I currently have like 4 big bruises on my legs well thanks 😭👌
@kirafoxx53692 жыл бұрын
omg are u ok?😅
@Icantrytofly2 жыл бұрын
@@kirafoxx5369 well um yeah it’s okay 😅
@kirafoxx53692 жыл бұрын
@@Icantrytofly ok i just want to make sure cuz i bet it hurt like heck
@Icantrytofly2 жыл бұрын
@@kirafoxx5369 oh yeah kinda but it’s fine now thank you :)
@RavenclawGirl-jq4gv Жыл бұрын
I have like 8 on my legs 😥😓😫
@madalynnthibodeaux6447 Жыл бұрын
My eyes opened so wide when he said Maddie bc that is my nickname
@d3adlyfl0wers2 жыл бұрын
A recommendation I have for an anime is The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. It's a very good slice of life and comedy anime. It's dub is also extremely well done. The dub voices fit the characters and is accurate to the sub. It's very funny and its definitely one of my favorites. You should try watching it.
@SmillafknTiger2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the tip!
@nightlynii72682 жыл бұрын
I love saiki k omgg !
@a6spa2 жыл бұрын
omggg yessss one of my favorite animes
@AstroidWanderer2 жыл бұрын
Hairo and Aden are my favorites 🤩, two adorable cinnamon rolls. Not to mention that Hairo and Rengoku have the same VA.
@lyn71910 ай бұрын
8:25 ¨Except for me of course¨ wow
@yushimura_riki2 жыл бұрын
100% amazing!! Beautifully scripted and very calming to listen. I love your videos! Anyways, i hope you’re doing okay 😊
@vanillepudding6972 жыл бұрын
Ahhh mafia yeti is just perfection and us also working for the mafia makes it even better! Thank u for this great work yetiii!
@hayumi87662 жыл бұрын
if the universe won't give me this kind of man i'm literally going to Mars.
@faith57482 жыл бұрын
TAKE ME WITH YOU
@coffee-xn1pw2 жыл бұрын
Go to a another multi vers 👌
@shvii. Жыл бұрын
WHATS KLEE DOING HERE. 😭😭
@fxith_louise2 жыл бұрын
Him:why is your lip bleeding? Me: I fell out the shower-😳
@amywolf2 жыл бұрын
I walked into a wall 😃
@yaalol33432 жыл бұрын
I bit my lip a little to hard 😀
@Lewlewhamilton2 жыл бұрын
I bite my lip when I become anxious. 😍👍
@pusheencat20532 жыл бұрын
me: bit it. nervous habit yk
@user-aspen12732 жыл бұрын
me and my friends like to start full on fights like, hair pulling and stuff, dw
@V4mp1r3._C0rps32 жыл бұрын
I love your voice so muchhhh. I love your videos i listen to them every night
@kby-y2w Жыл бұрын
OKAAAAAY but like can we get a part two of this?? Omg so good! Like yk when the bf slowly realizing how he kind of treat her bad and change his attitude toward her?❤❤❤
@cloudanimal52092 жыл бұрын
You’re so funny and comforting at the same time 🥰
@epoulipiy Жыл бұрын
Fr
@lolval4272 жыл бұрын
Bruh.... I’m in my room with my 7 y/o brother.... IM HOLDING BACK MY SMILES AND LAUGHTER
@sophiajpm85202 жыл бұрын
Me tooo
@Charchar1482 жыл бұрын
Hello Vivi again we meet the third time
@lolval4272 жыл бұрын
@@Charchar148 and- do I know you? Because I certainly don’t 🤨👍🏻👍🏻
@Charchar1482 жыл бұрын
@@lolval427 I'm the person who said I have a friend named Vivi like a few weeks ago
@lolval4272 жыл бұрын
@@Charchar148 oh yeah hi!
@tanjirokamado97572 жыл бұрын
PANCAKES WITH NUTELLA😫 MY FAVS FR
@Cycrono2 жыл бұрын
I love that ur so calm and all
@erincooper361311 ай бұрын
Not me just geting out of a abusive relationship and lissening to this 😭✋
@Imshadxw10 ай бұрын
Damn sorry 😭💀
@livvy.doodle Жыл бұрын
" those bruises look very painful" Me: whaaaaaaaat nooooooo not at allllllll becuase bruises definitely dont hurt
@muichiro89711 Жыл бұрын
The art💀💀💀💀💀
@AlmaQandeel10 ай бұрын
Fr💀💀💀💀💀
@Geicoo2 жыл бұрын
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance. (Stop asking if i can give you insurance for free the answer is no, broke ass) -Remember that you’re loved (unless you like state farm).
@kaylynn5132 жыл бұрын
gieco are you 💅
@skyp23582 жыл бұрын
LIKE A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS HERE. (BU BU BU BU BUM)
@nothing-tb7so2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kaylaking84362 жыл бұрын
@GEICO I see you everywhere
@amywolf2 жыл бұрын
Stop 😭😭
@jordisitchbear73972 жыл бұрын
When yeti said chop chop i was like Real slow
@Snake_Girlll4 ай бұрын
REMINDING YOU THAT YO WATCHED THIS TWO YEARS AGO YOU Dirty MINDED RAT👹👹👹
@urfavannie54652 жыл бұрын
just wanted to know that ur voice is totally a heaven
@jessicajones57862 жыл бұрын
I need more of the mafia boyfriend. My life depends on it , plz 🙏
@wzebe38072 жыл бұрын
I love all of the audios you make, the ideas are so creative
@Coolbro4272 жыл бұрын
Hii!🌹 yeti tysm, this was great as always...hope ur doing well :))
@AlmaQandeel10 ай бұрын
Chop-chop got me dying💀💀💀💀
@Peyton-n2g Жыл бұрын
Him: I don’t suppose you want a hug? Me: YES RN Him: I mean it’s not like I want to give you one.. Me: jaw drops, TF???
@krystal-qn7jv11 ай бұрын
i thought i was the only one
@megumi94172 жыл бұрын
Been getting a lot of recommendations to watch your lie in April but I never did cause I have to protect my fragile little kokoro:)
@Peppe_The_Poltergeist10 ай бұрын
“Have you heard of anyone called.. Maddie?” HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?!?!!?
@Maskedmenrunmylife Жыл бұрын
"Woopsie did I catch you lying to me?" YES PLEASE PUNISH ME 😢😢😢❤
@al3ss42 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a new one!
@februarycookiecoo2 жыл бұрын
I like ur performance in this ASMR, very professional less childish 😉😄😜
@cucumber71992 жыл бұрын
Cucumber Approved ❤
@r03ch4n82 жыл бұрын
Omg he’s so damn cute I just CANT😩
@Alltheloveforyou2 жыл бұрын
MORE MORE WE NEED MORE
@Chol17318 ай бұрын
HIS ACCENT I CANTTTTTT😭😭😭😍😍😍
@dolfinlovermylo17 Жыл бұрын
My clock⏰: 0:00 Yeti: *posts a vid* Me: *yoink* my phone out of my charger 🔋🔌 and plays this vid *Also me like 2 seconds later* 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 Me:*wakes up* ⏰ what time is it? Yeti: don't worry go back to sleep💤😴 Me: 👌
@gachamikaMLB224fan2 жыл бұрын
OMFG I LOVE NUTELLA AND I WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF DEPRESSION, THIS CAME ON.. SO I LISTENED TO IT AND YOU SAID I COULD HAVE NUTELLA PANCAKES AND I STOPED CRYING RIGHT AWAY! AAAAAA THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOUUUU! YOU HAVE GREAT VIDS AND YOUR VOICE IS SO CALMING AND YOU KNOW MY LOVE LIFE SOMEHOW (My love life is food, cook for me and I'm yours.) ❤❤❤
@ellianapierce5986 Жыл бұрын
Yeti: W- Me: *dies* Yeti: well well well Me: *BURIED*
@angeljeffrey40352 жыл бұрын
He almost said old hag ahahahahahhahahahahahah
@jordisitchbear73972 жыл бұрын
The Description 👁👄👁 😫 ✋
@ValentineGachaStudios Жыл бұрын
I started shaking when he started pulling the clothes up and it scared me because i thought he was gonna get pissed off
@Creepy._.kid692 жыл бұрын
I could make a beautiful red blanket with all of the red flags that my ex boyfriend through at me
@mousemagic1246 Жыл бұрын
oop👀
@Creepy._.kid69 Жыл бұрын
@@mousemagic1246 I’m I wrong
@mousemagic1246 Жыл бұрын
@@Creepy._.kid69 meow?
@Creepy._.kid69 Жыл бұрын
@@mousemagic1246 wtf are you a cat
@mousemagic1246 Жыл бұрын
@@Creepy._.kid69 no meow I'm meow a meow rat meowwwwww MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW
@NifftyVixen2 жыл бұрын
Oh dang it yeti now I cant stop saying oh my days >.< what have u done!
@strwbflvtxcwste2 жыл бұрын
TW!!! S3LF H4RM AND S3XU4L ABUS3 I swear man, the moment you said you'd pull up the sleeve, I froze up/srs, same thing with the lifting shirt part, and ik it's not real or anything but the thought itswlf made me freeze up
@Doodleboo2 жыл бұрын
YOU FINALLY POSTED
@aniyah_thefox3633 Жыл бұрын
"I'm doing this more for myself than you " 'me getting angry about to punch him'
@emerycorner Жыл бұрын
When it's the "who did this to you" line😪
@iidk252 жыл бұрын
You should totally watch Banana Fish if you haven’t already it’s really good and action packed :)
@just_someone_here2 жыл бұрын
i thought it was sad. i almost never cry but after watching that anime i was broken for days on. 😭😭
@Kayraa.56 ай бұрын
Yeti, how does it feel that you're controlling my sleep schedule? 🎤🎤🎤
@mandyfeufeu15829 ай бұрын
Pancakes with Nutella, you got my heart 😍
@Not_Fatima202 Жыл бұрын
You dropped this 👑
@stormi_III6 ай бұрын
*me just so happening to watch this at 3am (almost 4am)*
@amaryllis991910 ай бұрын
Him: who hurt you? Me:… ur mum 🤭 I have a serious problem I can’t stop making ur mum jokes
@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You10 ай бұрын
Bro same. Its either “ur mum” or “womp womp” on literally anything slightly sad
@jxst_oli50369 ай бұрын
No cz same even tho 'ur mom' jokes are old i still say them all the time
@Magic_F._Quinn10 ай бұрын
I just want to say when I can't sleep somehow I find this and it makes me go to sleep so ty
@BlaireMane4 ай бұрын
Mafia boyfriend :"Who hurt you?" Me: (Football practice that was combined with the boys) Well... Around 59 people...
@LilyWible3 ай бұрын
Who hurt you? The door chairs tables, walls, and furniture I have walked into for the past week. Oh, and don't forget the ones I've woke up with.
@Ghoull32 жыл бұрын
“That old ha- *cough 2x* woman”
@peppermint79311 ай бұрын
The “uh uh, stay in bed” and the “so.. pet.. hehe I love calling you that.” Killed me💀💀
@oliviali92463 ай бұрын
can we appreciate the way he says mafia
@kaminari17702 жыл бұрын
nahhhhhhhhh your voice and accent always kills me 😭
@Milo0bjar2 жыл бұрын
This is a good audio
@toutifruty24112 жыл бұрын
HEHEHEHEGEGEGEEEE, OUR TSUNDERE IS BAACK😃❤
@toutifruty24112 жыл бұрын
BRO, THIS WASN'T TSUNDERE😭😭😭 BUUT IT WAS NICE...
@STARJELLIES87212 жыл бұрын
Your lie in april had me crying all day
@TravalerLumine2 жыл бұрын
🥲🥲
@LooseeElle Жыл бұрын
I’m a gyattdayum gremlin when it comes to yeti vids 🤭
@mikaxxxx2 жыл бұрын
omg your lie in aprilllll it's actually so sad I also binge watched it and I felt so empty after
@lazy_bean509 ай бұрын
When u said have you heard anyone maddie. is my name is maddi and I got so scared 😂😅
@ash_ketchumwas_my_first_an6817 Жыл бұрын
Irrelevant to the video but please make a happy spinoff to the evil husband Prince pleaseeeeeee😭😭😭😭😭
@Madison._..0712Ай бұрын
5:20 this part 🫣
@shiyasherman22282 жыл бұрын
Idk why but he’s so calm abt it if I was him I’d be running to his ex and be like WTF DID U DO TO MY GIRLFRIEND and punch him until he dosnt harm ur girlfriend😅
@Mumblejumblerrr Жыл бұрын
Would love a part 2 of this 🥲💜
@chloelow80102 жыл бұрын
love this
@CrazyKatja2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't aware that I already had fragment on so I was really shocked when he suddenly started talking😀😀😀😅
@kaylynn5132 жыл бұрын
I love your videos yeti! Keep up the great work but you shouldn’t over work yourself
@isabellasmillie3823 Жыл бұрын
why is no one talking about the fact that he called our mother a old hag😭💀