Mafia Definitive Edition is fun 1

Edited by Gure and made slick and clean by me
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[@connorpickens7523]

This game was _MADE_ for J. It's got: - Great driving mechanics - Rooting tooting Prohibition vibes And, most importantly, - *MINORITY RAGE*

[@exhaviero4186]

You also get a revolver for the 1st weapon.

[@Its-pronounced-Steel]

And gun

[@cortex8239]

And a *SEAGULL*

[@meow2492]

Person AND GUN

[@colorphone5154]

"You Italians are all the same" JfJ: back it up back it up backin it up

[@Dubaderp]

That race had more action and plot than the newer fast and the furious movies.

[@Chonkems]

And the game.

[@sallyface1015]

Fun fact a mod got banned during that

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@sallyface1015 rip mirza

[@1234backflip]

HIM!?

[@janheinzel9013]

@@sallyface1015 What did he do?

[@ChainCJ]

I'm stealing "Where'd you learn to drive, the bible?!" for future road rage incidents

[@SgtSkelebone]

Michaels 3:4f*ckyou

[@eddydalton4959]

My brain didn't register the comma in that at first and then I realized it probably wasn't supposed to be read that way. 😂

[@crimsondynamo615]

I already yelled it at some prick on the highway

[@uncledoctor6920]

Irish and Italians issuing ethnic slurs against each other is that good shit.

[@Mariodash23]

Nowadays it’s like that Pointing Spider-Man meme.

[@robertishere8407]

Mafia in a nutshell:spaghetti gun crime tax evasion I'm walking here simulator

[@sydious_s_snake]

You forgot the drunk driver part

[@afallenhuman6785]

This just in: Local Texan man slowly transforms into an Italian Mafioso.

[@outrunnerd2004]

I love JFJ as a mafia member, especially his wisecracks. "Where'd you learn to drive, the Bible!?" "You shoot like how blind people write!" "I see you brought your bat, but where's your balls!?" Fuckin' fantastic

[@GenocidalSquid]

"Where'd you get your taxi license, your fucking grandma?!"

[@GenocidalSquid]

“YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE SCREW!”

[@droppedinbase5777]

reminds me of those rdr1 gunfight call outs

[@civilprotection3114]

When ever he does “the voice” is like if Peter Griffin joined the Mafia.

[@lolnowwhat]

Eh hey lois I joined the mafia

[@ethanhill851]

Hey Lois I just killed someone!

[@ProjectHunter571]

ey lois I'm walkin here

[@slwdncing1530]

half of the video is J laughing like a maniac I love it

[@s-o-u-p6095]

the other half i- TONY LAZUTO SAYS HELLO YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE SCREW YOU RUN LIKE BLIND PEOPLE WRITE

[@maniactyler]

Basically JFJ's stream of Mafia

[@ethanhill851]

Like he's Majima

[@totallynotarobot9622]

Fun fact: the racing part in the hardest difficulty is basically impossible

[@donerkebab97]

Why?

[@ellisplayer1245]

@@donerkebab97 on classic difficulty you have to use simulation driving mode. Simulation driving on those race cars is down right hard to nail down. You will face the other way even with the tiniest little bump. I should know, ive been stuck on it for the last 4 days

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@donerkebab97 it makes you drive like spaghetti on ice

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

It's not. I did it. You just have to break on each turn, tap the ram button while turning, and use the grass to cut on the second and third turns. Do that and you'll win.

[@zed6234]

Since I value my sanity, I cranked that shit down all the way from Classic to Easy just for the race. I tried winning it on Classic at least 10 times, and yeah... no. Don't care if I don't get an achievement for playing on Classic or whatever, I absolutely do not have the patience required for that bullshit.

[@nitronicatom58]

We went from Yakuza to Mafia. Next game he plays has got to be about the KGB

[@AceOfBlackjack]

No, no, no tropical because pirates, or black flag because pirates and you can go to Mexico/Texas.

[@connorpickens7523]

He could play STALKER. Watching him get blendered for the hundredth time because of his sock rage would be pretty dope.

[@ethanhill851]

@@connorpickens7523 A texan with a bunch of guns in the zone would be funny

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

*bolsheviks

[@Mariodash23]

From “KIRYU-CHAAN!” to “I’m walkin here!”

[@differentperson4348]

"Not a minority in sight" Ah finally some good news

[@badger6728]

“except ITALIANS”

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

**slowly raises hand**

[@cybercop3108]

@@jonathanramos8517 you do realise that you are the type of person people are making fun of right?

[@Yo.Schwifty]

@Lucas Portasio yeeeeeeeea... i can tell he's a little racist from the gameplays I've seen.

[@zeusskateboarding9161]

to based for school

[@mgentry8381]

I'll never forget that he banned a guy over spoiling a mission it was hilarious

[@AceOfBlackjack]

He got double barreled by a sock.

[@ethanhill851]

@Moises Hernandez Eh yeah

[@tadeosaenz9465]

I really thought J had talked over the line at 3:11 I thought he was the one that did it

[@brofist4675]

HIM?!

[@arandominternetperson437]

Him?!

[@ethanhill851]

HIM?!

[@OzzyProductions287]

The fact that his Italian accent is near perfect is entertaining, plus his insults are on point and quick

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Imagine just playing like usual and then off in the distance you hear "I'm Cole Phelps of the LAPD"

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Nightmare difficulty unlocked. (Also wait, what's the LAPD doing in the Big Apple?)

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@Daniel_Lancelin its lost heaven which is based offa' Chicago not NYC

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

@@arandominternetperson437 Ah. I must have misremembered it.

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@Daniel_Lancelin fair considering how similar they were at the time

[@r.a.6727]

I'm here to ask some questions.

[@gastlybastion20]

The best part and I refuse to believe otherwise 1:50

[@Anonymoose345]

“WHERE DID YA LEARN TO DRIVE THE BIBLE?”

[@garbagebeans6939]

"this game is beautiful!" Me: watching in 144p because my internet sucks

[@willowism]

Same dude

[@Alan_The_Jaguar]

He was the Tokyo drift chapion even before the bombs where droped

[@heavygaming5041]

“Where did you learn to drive, the bible!?” I died

[@MorkandGork]

Still can't believe a moderator got banned

[@AceOfBlackjack]

They spoiled it so they got the double barrel.

[@joshuagraham4782]

Well that’s what you get for breaking the rules kiddo

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@joshuagraham4782 Kabomm-ey!

[@timtim6373]

It’s good to see that the mods aren’t exempt from the rules

[@kodymcbride6901]

I see JFJ is embracing his Italian.

[@junipermoth]

seeing jfj genuinely get amped up over the mechanics and atmosphere of the game made me so happy for a reason i'll never understand

[@bootlegbard]

1:50 I fuckin stealing that quote for my road rage.

[@_Selky_]

1:53 This is why I watch this man

[@Crispedmint]

I can't get over when J just starts spouting off mob lingo

[@youtubewatcher6719]

*JFJ shows up in my notifications* Me: HIM?!?!?

[@Pathesis]

i might have to pick this game up OOOOOOO LOVE ME SOME VINTAGE MAFIA

[@bndawg2000]

This is the perfect game for JFJ to play given his sense of humor

[@jackwalters5506]

J sounds like Peter Griffin when he tries to sound Italian

[@RedMenace0]

5:08 knew i wasnt the only person who recognized that voice

[@arandominternetperson437]

Tony lazuto says hello Also rip mirza

[@gunslingerdeath2999]

3:17 sounds so perfect

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Paulie in the thumbnail is one turn away from doing the pog champ face.

[@Detura2]

"Ur cilling me smols" some guy

[@strikermodel]

I LOVE how JFJ has so much GENUINE FUN playing games, it brightens my day so damn much. I love JFJ.

[@flamsauce9158]

"Thou shall not hit my rear bumper." I love that

[@jasoncampbell3558]

I like how one of J's Italian voices sounds kind of like a Peter Griffin impression.

[@coolnamebro7363]

7:13 after JFJ shoots the mailman again.

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

The only one of the streams I missed. Always nice to see the highlights. Nice editing again Gure!

[@lilseizy5922]

As soon as I heard “WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE? THE BIBLE?” I knew I was going to love this.

[@grandforge6300]

Loved this to bits. Looking forward to the next one!

[@nikoalvarado4458]

I’m so glad I was there for the stream that day

[@IronChefBear]

but now the biggie question: Will it be members only for Mafia 3 to avoid spoiles? Edit: 9:07 and thus a meme was born 8:13 rip Mirza, we had ONE rule ,_,

[@arandominternetperson437]

They broke the rules and payed the price

[@naterocker0590]

At least we got alex = a trade for a trade

[@ulric8445]

@@arandominternetperson437 literally just said “are you ready to race with that car?” LIKE AS IF GIVING HIM A RACE CAR ISN’T ENOUGH TO TELL HIM THAT THERE WOULD BE ONE

[@captainswag3610]

I can tell from the first video that I'm going to love this series.

[@asielromo3399]

Might be my favorite jfj vid

[@sydious_s_snake]

Genuinely had so much fun watching this

[@Dabunska]

Omg your improve is some of the best I’ve ever seen

[@markusreed5447]

Great now I gotta Watch the VOD for thes, goo Job J

[@Camothor10]

DUDE! Your Paulie impression is amazing

[@compass2349]

It’s neat seeing the part you remember from the stream

[@trashpanda9614]

This is the most intense play through of mafia I have ever seen

[@feraligatorade99]

the race sequence brought back memories of completing it on classic difficulty

[@brindenponkilla8521]

AMAZING content as always🙏🙏

[@alexanderbabjak6265]

glad to see you enjoying a czech classic

[@ComradeCringe]

These are the rare videos that I wish that I could give it more than a like

[@reservedl9307]

"You shoot like blind people write."

[@hmmyesthisisnice9581]

The fact that JFJ sounds like that one friend in the game chat is funny

[@jessieartoons01]

If Paulie was a gamer, this is it. I’m new to your channel, you’re amazing!☺️❤️

[@chubchubsmash6235]

I had biggest goofiest smile on my face for like half the video

[@wardengage4173]

So glad I pay money for this

[@spooky4565]

I fucking love this the pure chaotic energy

[@annihilationsquadron8585]

I wouldn't mind being a cab driver for the mafia. Even then you'll still have they're respect and having a mafia back you up is the best thing ever

[@consul282]

The birth of.....”HIM?!?”

[@morgan.m3066]

This is gonna be a funny play through

[@drda1540]

Finaly, Mafia Is getting love after all those years

[@ryansomething3918]

I, jfj have a dream... epic jojo represent

[@onlymadethistowatchvideos6209]

JFJ. Mob boss of the Texan Family. A United State subsidiary.

[@MrJackholles]

it's like i'm listening to Stamper. You're really entertaining

[@dantheman369]

This provides a similar experience to watching an Italian Mafia-themed episode of family guy

[@Juan-zi3qs]

In this timeline drifting was invented by the Italian mafia during the 1930s instead of Japan during the 1960s

[@MisterManTheBestMan]

JFJ is the funniest youtuber.

[@jimmyashtray7665]

That thumbnail is perfect

[@SunnyShoresDev]

7:34 Eddy, is that you?

[@toolazytomakeaname1341]

J’s Italian voice borders a Peter Griffin impression

[@coltpiecemaker]

Me: "Discovers new JFJ video" Also me: *"HIM?!?"*

[@ironreaper7480]

the Best youtuber ever

[@cheesebros5017]

the music during the race section sounds like its from toy story

[@averymicrowave1713]

I'm convinced JFJ has some hidden Italian blood now

[@SirBork]

I played this recently and it was incredible

[@youtubeisnotsocialmedia]

j does a great mafioso impression

[@Ashurman666]

I never could beat that racing mission in the original game, it was THAT hard back then

[@pestopoliz]

9:03 DEJA VU!

[@treadmill3889]

7:34 I must go, my people need me.

[@Delta5x7]

Can't wait for him to play Mafia 2

[@SneakyBeakySpy]

Tommy Angelo invents drifting. Circa uh.. um... Mafia times

[@Mamuff5]

I fucking love jfj's personality

[@tvhead3236]

I remember when this vid first came out, and that I watched every video in the serise as it came out

[@DrSabot-A]

7:11 Yep, that's Grand Prix racing alright

[@FriskyD.]

He's a natural New Yorker

[@KillerOrca]

Can we go back to a time when everyone wore nice suits and fancy hats everywhere.

[@yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945]

Some of us are poor

[@JaxTSG]

Seeing J enjoy himself playing this, we’re probably gonna get another video in maybe 3-4 day.

[@peteconsiglio1315]

I love the pure Italian testosterone from JFJ

[@vadic06]

6:48 Tommy: so yeah I shot him in the head once then that was when I saw the cost. What it meant to be on the inside. I should've took off back there and then. But I ain't going back to being a nobody. Sad story am i right? Detective: hold up. let's back track you said once in the head? Reports says you shot him 12 times in the head...a bit excessive if you tell me Tommy: well that's debatable. Detective: I mean.. its really not....

[@AmbienNocturan]

J: *is launched 50ft high in a 1930s car* Also J: "Ah nuts..."

[@thisboicrazyfresh295]

Italian Peter Griffin voice PERFECT

[@friendlyfire3412]

4:51 *PHEW* Got what you did there J

[@marcusschmidt8953]

JFJ this was by far the funniest stream I've seen and I just couldn't stop laughing when you were talking about "not bein able to run my fockin mouth when this Irish mook comes into MY LITTLE ITALY"

[@sniperpro-pi9dz]

I want a whole episode of road rage jfj

[@thecowgoesquacc]

9:42 The Ebisu jump before the Ebisu jump