MAGA Nuts Rally Around Trump After NH Win, Capitol Rioters Arrested & Trouble Brewing in Dildo

Donald Trump beat Nikki Haley by double digits in New Hampshire last night and she is still aiming to debate him, it was party night in MAGA land as Kellyanne Conway, Marjorie Taylor Greene and George Santos came out in support of Donny, more than a thousand people have been arrested in connection with the Insurrection and the good folks who were rioting are complaining now that it’s affecting their travel plans, Justin Trudeau seems to be losing sleep over Trump possibly being president again, and Jimmy releases an attack ad against a guy named Todd Cole who wants to take his Mayor of Dildo title.
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[@piconano]

As a Canadian I'll translate "eventuality": It's a polite way of saying "When sh*t hits the fan"

[@sfl6307]

PEOPLE HAVE TO GET OUT AND VOTE…..THIS IS A BIG MUST!

[@nhlpa17]

Yes, the ONLY way Trump wins is if we stay home. Make a plan, vote. Our democracy is literally on the line.

[@SailRahh]

Too Cold

[@daren7889]

Women will definitely vote for BIDEN! And to quote the Helen Reddy song "In numbers too BIG TO IGNORE! " ♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️♀️🌊♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️🌊♀️

[@jodywho6696]

✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨

[@victormihai3929]

Yes. And we need to stop mail in ballots and enforce voter ID so Trump can't steal the election!

[@naveerakhan9622]

"Living in an apartment over a crack house" is the most apt description of what it feels like sometimes. I'm sorry to my American neighbbours who have to live through it

[@gljm]

Last time we saw Kellyanne she was flying on her broom spelling out "Surrender Biden" in smoke over the White House.

[@howardhales6325]

Oh, I thought I dreamed that.

[@Iseerightthruyou]

I swear she looks like the Crypt Keeper from Tales of the Crypt.... Lol

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

😄😄😄

[@carolw8579]

No. No. No. I still have SNL on repeat when she's a vampire demon or something! 😂😂

[@talk3194]

KellyAnne looks like Phillis Diller reincarnated - at 107 years old.

[@grandpadavid45]

Drunk MTG is extremely unappealing. Yuck.

[@LFetterman7903]

A SOBER MTG IS EXTREMELY UNAPPEALING! And that is an understatement!

[@jamesf791]

​@@LFetterman7903 A no longer in our lives MTG is very appealing

[@dearbonks]

MTG is Foul

[@kittikins1]

​@@dearbonksas the Brits would say, she's a right foul git.

[@91feloniesGuiltyofrape]

I just want to find 11780 votes

[@martybates9728]

as a Canadian we watch the USA like a car accident, can't look away

[@tyinva1212]

You also support the American economy as a Canadian. Thanks for that. Its funny everyone talks bad about usa but we are the best place to be. I just booked a trip to Vegas to watch Lionel Richie for my anniversary. Im playing golf at Pinehurst this year! I own a landscaping business, and my wife works for a local college. Politicians don't affect our lives at all. Most people would do anything to get here. No body is begging to be in Ottawa... lol

[@wendigo53]

@@tyinva1212 Sure. Lots of cross-border tourism, going both ways. And, lots of waves of refugees from USA flee to Canada - British Loyalists, slaves, commies and gays in the 1950s, draft-dodgers in the 1960s... more recently, lots of Dubya and Trump haters. Ottawa is very pleasant - excellent public transit, lots of outdoor activities in summer and winter (skating on the Rideau canal just opened), and lots of museum-type places. Don't buy the bootleg maple syrup from Maine, make sure it has a maple leaf.

[@mmmnope7999]

​@@tyinva1212Yup. You sound like an American. Golf? Lionel Ritchie? Bleh. Enjoy tho 😅

[@tyinva1212]

@mmmnope7999 sure, i will. Thanks!!! You enjoy whatever brings you happiness

[@tyinva1212]

@@wendigo53 i dot think many people are going into Canada as are coming into America.

[@54mgtf22]

Say no to narcissism Say no to extremism Say no to authoritarianism Say no to fascism Say no to Trumpism SAY NO TO TRUMP

[@sillyone52062]

I don't get the chance to do that until November. But keep preaching the gospel, brother!

[@archieredman2796]

Good luck with that when dealing with Trumpets.

[@hanapackard-haas5374]

Amen to that from Europe...

[@odie411]

You forgot about racism 🤔

[@wankertanker1813]

And no to genocide in Gaza

[@ricknoyb1613]

MTG calling Nikki Haley a joke, that's rich.

[@kayleighgroenendal8473]

As a canadian, can confirm 😂 Living next to the US is like living above a crackhouse. I feel like I live on the safe side of 8 Mile

[@macmotuim4403]

As a Detroit native, you DO live on the safe side on 8 mile.

[@SuperCrowbot]

Says the person from the same country as Todd Cole!

[@Stardustpal25]

As a native, I was going to question the safety of Any side of 8 m. 🤣 Happy New Years tho 😏💙

[@Styphon]

Living above a meth lab

[@_Pauper_]

@@macmotuim4403 As someone who lives in Ferndale. I do. Actually the Meijer is all right on the the Detroit side. Not bad, all things considered.

[@waris4thewealthy549]

"Bleached Blonde She Demon"...borrowing this line for my step mother! Thanks Jimmy🤣

[@gilenasimons7081]

DILD-NO will keep me cracking up for days. 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

[@yetanotherone...1814]

The current PM's father, Pierre Trudeau, a former PM, once commented on being America's neighbour. He said, “Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.”

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

And his child bride Margaret would know what that's like...😲 The hypocrisy is amazing...

[@r.1599]

"Poor Canada. It must be like living in an apartment over a crack house." 🍁You hit the nail on the head. That's exactly what it feels like. It's nerve-wracking living only 40 minutes from the border. 😥

[@kimclarke5018]

Hey I’m a Canadian living outside Washington DC what do you think it was like during the trump years. I was totally in the blast zone.

[@gary-rr7jp]

Wisconsin here. Let's have a brewski and talk about it, eh?

[@amberts180]

We’ve been trying to keep it down but our nutty uncle is Intown for a while.

[@marshwetland3808]

Really old joke, though. It goes back at least to Robin Williams and probably a lot further. I like how one of our politicians put it decades ago, "The Americans are our best friends, whether we like it or not." lolol

[@buddyflood6761]

You should see how it feels living down here! I'd trade you spots,or I'd split rent with you,or can you adopt old men in canada? Lol

[@danielleohallisey4218]

That “Patriot Air” bit should run on television every commercial break!

[@ag4allgood]

Were there flag holders on the wings for the Trump flags ?

[@mikejankowski6321]

@@ag4allgood They get duct-taped to the winglets.

[@Lon.BedStuyforLife]

word!! 💯👍🏽 "Patriot Air... The only planes with truck-nuts." I just couldn't stop laughing!🤣🤣

[@dawnstanley1733]

That was gold! 😂😂

[@no1hereisahuman]

"More loose bolts than a boeing 737" JESUS thats absolutely BRUTAL LMAO

[@susancrawford2343]

Tucker Carlson being invited to Alberta by the Premier is DISGUSTING! He has nothing to offer us - or ANYONE ANYWHERE! As an insurrectionist, he shoud not be allowed in our country!

[@seanstoyroom7274]

I'm not surprised: Alberta wants to leave Canada. They call thenselves The Texas of The North.

[@CJ-uo5cl]

💯

[@chesterxman]

Apparently he drew quite a crowd, so it seems many Albertans disagree with you.

[@heatheryoung36]

I totally agree with you! That Premier is disgusting, too! Cheers from a fellow Canadian.

[@lukewilliams9428]

U sound so angry

[@killawofe]

How does the earth not suck MTG into a void?

[@gary-rr7jp]

Another question is: How does the earth not get sucked into the void that is MTG's mind?

[@James_T_Quirk]

@killawofe Earth has Standards ...

[@chrismorin7161]

The void spit her out and does not want her back!

[@91feloniesGuiltyofrape]

I just want to find 11780 votes

[@jimcarter4929]

She is the void.

[@56nickrich]

🇨🇦 we've always loved you Jimmy, I'll never forget when you had Toronto's mayor Rob Ford on your show🇨🇦

[@crunks420]

"No Jimmy, I'ma scared." is one of the funniest things I can remember Guillermo saying. That cracked me up.

[@paulastiles5507]

Those Barred Owls at the beginning were a hoot! And so cute! I'll see myself out.

[@robertk8335]

From a Saskatonian that’s awesome. Please address the Tucker Carlson “Free Canada” tour Shitshow and bar him from Canada.

[@snakemongoosepanther]

Amen to that!

[@buddyflood6761]

Damn,we was hoping you would keep him up there for us, give him a walking tour of the frozen tundra or something.....

[@jerushamaxwell281]

Why was Tucker, of all MAGA cranks, allowed to weasel his way into Canadian media? His input is the last thing we need!

[@user-ly5qi9zb5t]

as a brief Cal=garian for 4 months 42 years ago I have a special fondness for any Saskatonians. but the onl=y mention i have seen in movies is in Adam Sandl=ers "*Grown ups"* but thatsstil=l= more than Cal=gary

[@221b-Maker-Street]

OMG, is he really doing that? (Brit here, so less informed about such things - sorry) Tucker Carlson: the man whose expression reminds me of a Labrador trying to figure out how a doorknob works. 🙄

[@youknowcrimedontpay9257]

Canada is laughing tonight! 🇨🇦

[@moriahsavage5275]

Yeah... the whole world is probably laughing tonight..."Trump Time"... ....always leave 'em laughing and Confused... 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙💙💙 l VOTE BLUE! & be part of the solution... NOT the problem. Thanks 🔥

[@cha0sniper]

That owl at the start really just went, "Sir, I said no cameras." xD

[@gtaylor6937]

The Patriot Air skit was fricking hilarious! Gourmet gas station cuisine had me rolling on the floor.

[@user-gu7wq6xq7q]

I mean, that IS the TICKET! Take the competency test together on stage. Just make sure Trump didnt have anyone fill his out for him prior to the event.

[@dracoargentum9783]

Have a camera over both of their shoulders, so you can get the play by play, with instant replay, of their selections and corrections. Get Fox sports casters to do the calls.

[@beverlyaiglai7052]

Fox sports casters? Are you joking? I think you are.

[@debbyrennock8435]

Hopefully his bone spurs won't act up, so he can participate in the testing.😅

[@Lon.BedStuyforLife]

This segment is on fire! Thanks Jimmy and Team!! 🥰🥰

[@leeannnickell172]

We Canadians love you Jimmy❣️

[@bryancroley2667]

Objectively, truck nuts are hilarious

[@NewMessage]

"How dare you accuse me of being high when I'm clearly just blackout drunk!" -Guillermo, paraphrased.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

I always said, tequila is cheaper than marijuana and tastes better

[@HAmatelot]

"more loose bolts than a Boeing 737 max" best line I've heard in years 🤣😂🤣🥰

[@lukeskywalkermod3686]

ikr

[@mariehernandez5878]

That one brought me glee too!😁🎉😁

[@Slo-ryde]

The writing was good on this bit

[@jktejik]

I dunno... airplanes with loose bolts... not funny?

[@trey54321GO]

"Patriot Air...the only planes with truck nuts." I completely lost it!🤣🤣🤣

[@christophermerlot3366]

BTW the joke about Canada being an apartment over a crack house is a recycled Robin Williams joke, though Williams said it was 'loft over a meth lab.'

[@JohnDoe-tw8es]

As a good Canadian I would vote for Jimmy anytime. Thankyou.....

[@YodatheHobbit]

You can just FEEL the evil in MTG's soul.

[@galaxyglitterlatte4664]

😂😂😂😮😮And that nails on a chalkboard screechy voice is horrific!

[@tamarareed2845]

😅

[@moriahsavage5275]

You can feel it and see it.... hard to miss !!! 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE !

[@februerin]

"Paid for with buckets of cask. Give it up, Todd" made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done, Kimmel writing staff! Bravo!

[@gilenasimons7081]

Best shoutout evah! To borrow from Mr Myers, she’s burnt! 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

[@tylerhackner9731]

Thank you for keeping us sane

[@Opus313]

Donnie is very confused... mixing up Nikki / Nancy and Obama / Biden. Who's next? Alina / Melania...

[@deadshot8077]

Who is “Alina”? Maybe you are the confused one.

[@AirRedbox]

How could u possibly say anything with Biden in office

[@RayneBubble.]

@@AirRedboxlmao. Living in denial

[@musicinggp]

He spends more time with Alina...hmmmmm

[@Mikathedog100]

​@@deadshot8077 His lawyer. Duh.

[@jeanhoward4704]

That Patriot Air segment was an absolute gem..laughed my a.. off

[@Stephanie-eu9bo]

lol the owl at the beginning though - the dudes giggling in the background before they got attacked - hilarious

[@InterestedCitizen]

As a Canadian I would have been happy if some type of wall kept Tucker Carlson out of the country yesterday. Love my U.S. neighbours♡❤

[@jpousson]

We love you, too. So sorry about that.

[@carolw8579]

Go Canada 🍁 😊

[@InterestedCitizen]

@@jpousson Aww, thank you😊

[@karensimon876]

Calgarian here! I can still smell the stence that he left on our beautiful province. I couldn't agree with you more!

[@MarieWilson-jz8jm]

Tucker is an embarassment.

[@tonytse4905]

Jimmy. Canadian here. Appreciate the shoutout. Yes, we'd love to build a wall.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dennisheyes4561]

Too long and expensive a boarder for a wall. Plus it would harm the wildlife. How about a dome... Located specifically around Trump. I am sure Mexico would chip in for that too.

[@Slo-ryde]

If Trump wins and turns the US into a dictatorship….. you will wish you had built a wall, because there will millions of US refugees at your door!

[@chrissnape9537]

As a Canadian i loved this 😅

[@brewster13ful]

Jimmy Kimmel is an American hero! He is one of the few who has the balls to go after Trump hard!😅 I love u Jimmy Kimmel! God bless you and your family!

[@heatherwhittaker6169]

Kellyanne is not wrapped too tight 😅...just lives in an alternate universe 😅

[@jcoopes5604]

With her alternative facts!

[@dark14life]

@@jcoopes5604 NEVER FORGET THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE

[@theresasantiago1788]

No...She's Wrapped Too Tight 😮..That's a good face lift.😮

[@elainehelms4076]

I don’t think she believes what she says. She would just do anything for a buck even if she loses the respect of her now ex-husband and kids.

[@earthjustice01]

"Pretending you won when you lost is his thing, not Niki Haley's"

[@kittyhazes5741]

Hilarious 😹

[@heinleinreader]

Do you mean that he was gracious enough to only insult him for the next three days? Careful there, KellyAnne, your alternative reality bubble is close to bursting.

[@happiersoul]

I love starting the day laughing with Jimmy. He and his writers are brilliant. I don't know what I'm going to do when the orange dictator puts them in prison. God help us.

[@erikcareswell6768]

And yes Jimmy.. it IS like living in an apartment over a crack house.

[@sgc5888]

Loved the Canadian content. No to Todd! But, sorry a wall between us if the former guy gets back in...not a bad idea!🇨🇦

[@lyndakaye5198]

We feel your pain. 😢

[@SqueakyWeasel247]

Straight outta the John Oliver playbook … awesome!

[@nicholjohnguerrero]

This is your best monologue in a while jimmy :D

[@gary5717]

Great show Jimmy, happy thoughts from Ireland.👍👍

[@GPeterson-jw5sp]

Patriot Air skit is a timeless classic.

[@joanpatterson6227]

It is like living in an apartment over a crack house! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bolaadetiba8220]

“The only plane with truck nuts”!! 😂😂😂

[@bosatsu76]

Lol... Do NOT run against a world class comedian with a staff of professionals... That was brutal.

[@carolw8579]

Very.

[@ReaverLordTonus]

Daaaamn, I almost feel sorry for Todd, the man f*cked around and boy oh boy did he find out.

[@91feloniesGuiltyofrape]

I just want to find 11780 votes

[@philipb2134]

Sometimes a downstream twig might best get caught. Al Gore had admitted before a mic, that: Al Gore was so boring that his Secret Service code name was: Al Gore.

[@philipb2134]

​@@91feloniesGuiltyofrapeSir, we "found'" 11,779. What are your next orders?

[@mbuck253]

Remember Trumps map skills with that hurricane awhile back? The Canada upside-down map joke is actually a real possibility..

[@tigelee7818]

Jimmy you got him!!! Love it!!!😂

[@denisemadigan1038]

The Sadness Is How Her Own Boyfriend Looks A Bit Embarrassed And The Other Guy Wouldn't Even Look At MTG! Like He Was Dismissive Of Her Obvious Drunken Ranting!

[@Flamenco1313]

I am laughing twice… yes…and why did you capitalize the beginning of each word. Maybe a funny bot? Either way great observation.

[@howardgreenman2908]

whY diD yoU capitalizE thE firsT letteR oF everY worD?

[@denisemadigan1038]

@@howardgreenman2908 for fun...🤫

[@stargatis]

Oh, is that an article?

[@lyndakaye5198]

Mr. Kimmel is outstanding with tonight's monolog. Excellent! 🎉

[@farrellvanessa]

Newfoundland if amazing. Glad you're enjoying being a part of it

[@cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502]

I'm cracking up over that mayor kimmel ad🤩🤣🤩🤣😎😎😎😎🤪

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️🖐

[@augustgalletto5543]

Karl Malone

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@augustgalletto5543 What about him?

[@kittikins1]

​@@augustgalletto5543Karl Malone beanie babies

[@91feloniesGuiltyofrape]

I just want to find 11780 votes

[@kathleenroberts6931]

Yes 😂The absolute best ❤😂

[@Shaz416]

We Canadians are 1. Up in American channels trying to ask how the hell America has allowed things to come to this level with chump AGAIN and 2. Contemplating on when to ask Trudeau to build a wall at OUR southern border 🤪

[@lindablue7494]

We don't need a wall once he's convicted he won't be allowed to leave the US, and hopefully will be in prison. Although we might want to start making the ice blocks now just in case.

[@williammartinez840]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but you're right!🤣🤔

[@Shaz416]

@@williammartinez840 laughing so hard we cry? Lol

[@Aerospace_Education]

I want to see Todd and Jimmy on the debate stage!!! Would be epic. Please make that happen.

[@VickiStanley-nf4gl]

I thought we were in an election process, not prepping for a wrestling match.

[@ceciliarichter2458]

That "Patriot Air-commercial" was truly hilarious! 😂

[@Trina_White]

You make me giggle, Jimmy! 😂❤👍 From one Canadian to another, Suck it Todd , 😂

[@glennamiles3566]

As a Canadian I appreciate your astute vision of how we have to be vigilant to American politics. Keep your friends close....

[@ilonafrissina5617]

Jiimmy Kimmel I have to say your late night shows have been great. I see lots of energy . ❤❤❤

[@JSmith-gg4yh]

Yes, it is like living above a crack house.

[@jorgemartinez18]

He said that MTG has more lose parts than a Boeing 737. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh dear, if the MTG was the plane, she wouldn't make it the 25 minutes from SEA-PDX. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@digiryde]

Why does MTG always sound like she is one drink away from passing out?

[@jazzparsley2161]

Bcuz she is.

[@dracoargentum9783]

Santos: No, I wasn’t invited… but Javier was! [costume change]

[@cleverusername9369]

I love how the longer George Conway and Kellyanne are separated, the healthier and happier George looks and Kellyanne keeps looking more like an actual mummified corpse.

[@LindaC616]

Oh, they separated!?

[@kac0404]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

[@sheilaboston7051]

@@LindaC616 They sure did. I think they might actually be divorced now. Smart man, George.

[@IpseDixit69]

I actually think they are divorced now

[@kittikins1]

​@@sheilaboston7051yup, he dodged a bullet.

[@altheagraham783]

Trudeau called him "Mr. Trump", which is who he is-- NOT Pres. Trump any more.... gotta luv Canada...

[@wankertanker1813]

I never liked the concept of calling former presidents "Mr President" or "President x". Always "former president so-n-so" (or whatever their name is)

[@chazzkramer7676]

I'll bet you don't call a certain guy Mr. Obama

[@wankertanker1813]

@chazzkramer7676 just "Obama". Not "prez".

[@wankertanker1813]

@davemcd9077 he's not done so good by the First Nations.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@wankertanker1813whatever, not whomever

[@jessicazellner7336]

Patriot Air! That needs to be in a short… I want that clip so bad! Hilarious!

[@garyjensen3999]

Stellar jimmy! Stellar…… Keep it coming! 😝

[@robinparker6178]

I'm Canadian and yes, we discussed building a wall in 2016

[@BearBreath70]

From a real Canadian to an honourary Canadian (yes, that's how we spell honourary), I'd vote for Kimmel any day.

[@crooker2]

John Stewart for president. :)

[@wendigo53]

... and how we spell DOCTOUR ... and we eat Canada goose at Thanksgiving and Christmas. 🍁

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

honor in American, honour in British and Canadian English, honorary* in all of them.

[@wendigo53]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 Actually, *_honourary_* is a recognized alternate spelling in Canada.

[@cornerboynl]

I want Rick Mercer to run against Kimmel.

[@rootbox]

The plane with monster truck tires and trucknuts🤣

[@guncoservicesllc6921]

Love it. Keep your knives sharp Jimbo. 😂

[@TheyStillCallMeRicky]

You've never disappointed me, Jimmy. I admore your consistency and Integrity.

[@user-zs2di4kv9x]

Kellyanne fell off her broom trying to beat someone to the disabled parking space

[@TheRealSnakePlisken]

A lapse in judgement…the new republicans motto.

[@elaineguthrie887]

Best Monologues in Late-Night!! 👏♥️⭐️

[@toddrife8375]

The hell with Patriot Air they should be flying on CON AIR ! ✌️❤️🍺

[@connywolfram8305]

Compromise: how about..."Don-Air"?! 😂

[@joysavage1568]

Im have to say i live overseas and to listen to people around me ask constantly WHY and What is wrong with people to want him back 😮

[@gary-rr7jp]

We ask ourselves the same question.

[@freedomofreligion3248]

Did those owls, in the opening sequence, have MUSTACHES??

[@vishwayoga3.14]

Wow! That was superb. One of the best episodes ever! Brilliant

[@forest6234]

Jimmy Kimmel is the man thanks for bringing comedy to these crazy times. The truck nuts on the plane great. 😂

[@suzannemartin5420]

Canadians thinking like … “they are living in an apartment over a crack house!” Couldn’t have said it any better!

[@gary-rr7jp]

Or next to the trailer park at the edge of town.

[@darrylbrown8253]

the Alex Jones meltdown part was hilarious.

[@Zippy-the_Pinhead]

I can only find one line from a famous song that best describes MTG. I quote Steven Tyler: " Dude looks like a Lady". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anblesduke6360]

Jimmy keep telling your truth. You are saving our democracy in your way

[@newname9064]

Yeah his truth like he was never on the island 🤣

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@newname9064 "Wah! My orange king is getting picked on and is going to prison! Wahhh!"

[@kittikins1]

​@@newname9064pretty sure you're jealous that you weren't invited. 😊

[@newname9064]

@@Mark_Brooks Orange King Lol. At least I'm not afraid of him.

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@newname9064 The only people who are scared are your orange king's unindicted co-conspirators in Congress.

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

You keep us SANE, Jimmy. Humor is our saving grace. 😁

[@carolw8579]

Yes. Absolutely 😅

[@1992heritage]

the Patriot Air bit was hilarious

[@khakiwolf4146]

We could actually build a wall, too. We have two seasons in Canada. Winter, and Construction.

[@jannetteberends8730]

Good morning America, 🧡 from the Netherlands

[@castheeuwes1085]

Nou, daar zitten ze op te wachten..

[@dr.g3860]

It's only 9:30 pm here in California.

[@jodywho6696]

Good morning✨💙💜💚💛✨

[@jannetteberends8730]

@@castheeuwes1085 tuurlijk, ze hebben alle goeds nodig in deze stressvolle tijden. En jij ook een goede dag toegewenst 😀

[@sharonireland7244]

Hello from San Francisco