I Made A Cruel And Unusual Game

[@bquad2]

love how sophist didn't even have to roll for killing the little girl. noah just accepted it

[@TheDarkMewtwo996]

Now that I think about it... The hat that Verneas had was just cosmetic right? or did Noah forgot that the hat was ever purchased because it never got mentioned again lmao

[@massgunner4152]

​@@TheDarkMewtwo996considering he had to ask chatgtp for the effect of the mistery potion probably both.

[@Brody_Gamez]

I call sophist evee

[@Ivory-f5b]

Whats the program used by them in the vid

[@Weretooth]

@@Ivory-f5blooks like Google Slides, there was a moment where I saw the side menu so I’m pretty sure

[@Burning_Marshmallow]

I love despite it being very subtle, Noah got slightly more and more annoyed at the dragons that he started to subtly help the team beat them just to get it over with.

[@Door227]

They probably never would’ve beat them without Noah just giving them the blue dragon

[@stevenboelke6661]

Normal DM experience

[@Hyperflamee8]

Yeah that dragon would've NEVER leveled up if Noah wasn't trying to help them.

[@FuryJack07]

Yeah, subtly. Out of the ever beeping blue, the dragon that was about to kill vern and nick just decided to join them, killed a dragon, became blue and gave them the luck they needed. Edit: oh. It betrayed them. LAME! Edit 2: Grammar.

[@Xanthopathy]

​@@FuryJack07yap yap yap

[@kiguren4655]

Sophist in mario party: "GREAT ANOTHER F*ING ONE!!" Sophist in D&d: "Another good roll and I CAST THUNDER SPELL!!"

[@azurestar-ch1]

In D&D, chaotic ones do get better rolls

[@Endershock1678]

@@azurestar-ch1 With my party, we always get awful rolls in battle, so much so, we've reached a point where if we wanna do anything cool, we roll first and then say what we do instead of the classic "I jump up, bearing my axe in hand ready to split the dragon in two, and... COMPLETELY MISS!" And then we get consecutive 20s for stupid out of combat exploration stuff. I got so many nat 20s jumping over tree branches and small gaps, I ended up adding "formerly worked in a travelling circus" to the backstory of my dwarven cleric.

[@azurestar-ch1]

@@Endershock1678 I SEEEEEEE, glad to meet a dwarf from the circus, also, you and your team is not loved enough to get good rolls, you must love yourselves NOW!

[@jonathanwells223]

@@Endershock1678 have you tried using magic missile?

[@Endershock1678]

@@jonathanwells223 I've had I believe 1 character who ran MM, and soon after gave up on it. It's a fun gimmick, but my character at that time was a sorcerer cleric who was twin casting inflict wounds to rip apart Merrow and Eblis with my bare hands and create max damage lightning fireballs. Let's just say an upcasted fireball infused with lightning and maxed out with storm cleric's ability is a lot harder to miss than Inflict Wounds.

[@changeuphitter5678]

one of my favorite parts is whenever a creature casts fireball, the fireball shows up and covers the entire screen before being sized down to the target. Really adds to the fireball’s dramatic flair

[@Zebo12345678]

I love how on first glace, Brent seems to be the boring character, without much going for him, but then he gets double enrage, and dual wields an axe with a fire sword, and suddenly he's the most capable member of the team. Unlucky with his rolls at first, but by the end he's mincing enemies and tanking damage like a champ. Sophist is the craftiest member of the team, using the environment to his advantage, but his chaotic decision-making and propensity to blow all his resources in a single massive attack makes him the team member with the highest variance. He's just as likely to murder orphans or damage his friends as he is to insta-kill a superboss. Nick is the most athletic, and tactically sound member of the team. He has a good head on his shoulders, but a bad eye. His high number of resources and his safe choices makes him the foundation that the team operates on. And if Nick is the foundation, Vern is the glue. Sophist and Nick are squishy, and Brent is unlucky. Were it not for Vern, bad habits (and bad rolls) would have wound up killing _everyone_ on the team. And last but not least, Gobby's incredible strength and loyalty, plus his hidden ability to erase entities came in clutch. You might not have seen it, since it happened so fast, but there were actually 20 other dragons that Gobby erased before they could spawn in. And then he even makes the ultimate sacrifice, losing his life before pulling a Papyrus move and turning a dragon blue posthumously, thus giving it a weakness to fire that unfortunately the team did not capitalize on. He even nudged Brent's rolls from beyond the grave, like a guardian angel, to allow Brent the power to attack the Ice Dragon's weak spot. Truly, Gobby was the most important member of the team.

[@comfybox]

Gobby the GOAT 😔

[@Ajdin_1103]

Gobby is the final boss

[@Zoxy146]

Gobby MVP

[@Xx_Joe2012epicgamersquad_xX]

They did capitalize on the blue dragons fire weakness though?

[@D0C54rky]

@@Xx_Joe2012epicgamersquad_xX thats what he said, "like a guardian angel, to allow Brent the power to attack the Ice Dragon's weak spot."

[@zadaboujaoude]

Sophist ruining plans is the best content of all time

[@the-wanderer111]

Idk the guy was unamed(SOPHIST) so it could've been anyone.

[@username5155]

Yeah, the other 3 Party Crashers always at least try to play along with Noah’s games, but Eevee is consistantly just Eevee

[@zadaboujaoude]

​@@username5155which is why their group has such an amazing dynamic with Noah because each of them acts in a different way. Like Vern is always playing by the rules and trying to be nice, Nick tries to go around or overwhelm the gimmick, Brent just throws himself at most problems and Sophist just Sophists

[@dtly50]

​@zadaboujaoude Vern does gradually lose sanity over sophist being sophist and teaches why healers are in charge over life AND death.

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

@@zadaboujaoude oh man it even fits their classes vern is the kind healer cleric, nick is the multi-attack rogue, brent is the tank/bruiser fighter, sophist is the immoral dark wizard noah predicted this from the start

[@Sophist]

I misclicked the dragon in the shop mb

[@user-bc4nn1rs5i]

Wild eevee appeard!

[@diegocantu9853]

Seto Kaiba?

[@quadrupleforce4962]

Yeah that's why

[@d1kgaws12]

YT’s Topics tab in the comments section took me to this comment. How has this not blown up?

[@Ajdin_1103]

Subed

[@Frankthegb]

"I HIGHLY doubt that works on inanimate objects (it does)" Oh now THAT is evil

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

What's funny is the ladder straight up wouldn't help anyway

[@ed_cmntonly]

i can see vern watching this video as soon as it comes up and having a mental breakdown on his computer upon reading the words "it does"

[@Endershock1678]

This is why I always pack mending in a campaign.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

It's worked on a wall before, and that wasn't even broken!

[@dominocut2963]

@@clockworkkirlia7475 To be fair, the circumstances were different. The wall just grew bigger instead of being fixed

[@taylorowen9833]

The moment he said "One player", I knew. It couldn't be anyone but Sophist. The man just attracts chaos.

[@Kiwi19865]

followed by making his picture huge

[@dolliethedoll]

47:13 the fact that noah is now too tired to edit out the swears tells us this has to be as least 5 hours of editing, lets appriciate noah’s work.

[@annaking2176]

Why 666likes😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrzej8144]

Nah, after some seconds the last Brent sweared, Sophist sweared and got censored

[@Tabaluca911]

Brent: neutral good Nick: true neutral Vern: lawful good sophist: chaotic evil

[@winterleader7148]

I feel like Nick is more of a chaotic neutral because of all of his shitty rolls

[@KaptainKloudy]

​@@winterleader7148I agree with you on that but I also think Brent and Vern should switch so Vern is Neutral good and Brent is Lawful good

[@ThatGuyWithNoLife]

I think of them as Brent - MC (op stats) Nick - Comedic relief (bad rolls) Vernius - Rival (good) Sophist - Rival (evil)

[@panetoneninjacanal2692]

​@@ThatGuyWithNoLifei dont think vernias is brent's rival

[@zachvandezande908]

I made this comment in their first video!

[@schloaf3789]

I love how half of this video would've gone so well if Sophist didn't buy 3 dragons

[@maple4607]

Fr bro but honestly this team is hilarious mainly because of sophist and his dumb shit 😂

[@KaptainKloudy]

​@@maple4607yeah and Nick with all of his knives also adds to the absurdity of the team

[@C1nShe]

@@KaptainKloudyespecially with the success rate of all the knife throws too xD

[@Willdroyd]

what success rate?@@C1nShe

[@MiiNiPaa]

I hovered over the timeline to see if this will be the last battle or not. I saw them in a shop and then in combat with vaporeon and two dragons. At the end of dragon battle Sophist had 2 gold. Needless to say I was suspicious.

[@bumbimannen]

This is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits

[@Gmann2021]

You mean a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.

[@psfmEnvixinite]

@@Gmann2021perfectly exploited game with no balance

[@metalapplesus]

Please don't manifest Spiff into these games. The universe can't take it.

[@orthruslive222]

​@@metalapplesusYou may be right. But at this point, the universe needs a little exploiting....

[@Gmann2021]

@@metalapplesus but if we really wanted to push noah to his limit, we'd have spiff, RTGame, and someone like let's game it out or GrayStillPlays

[@CumulusHour]

37:36 notice how things immediately improve for the Party Crashers the moment Eevee dies

[@cafequente8252]

Vernias is vengeful now, he will never be the same after losing his goblin and dragon buddies in such a quick sequence. Damn you, Vaporeon

[@BlacknovaTheDragon]

Vernias gonna go on his villain arc for this fr

[@Hogokare]

After Nick went invisible I was totally expecting Noah to say "Since you're invisible the dragon will use it's blindsight so it sees you and attacks"

[@stupidratt]

i was expecting him to say 'the dragon literally saw you go invisible, so it just attacks where you are/were'

[@dominocut2963]

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SO EVIL

[@YAYSlLLY]

Sophist is really keeping his strat of torturing children.

[@ВинтерСтинг]

Litteraly Sophist every run when he see a little girl, anything dark or just whenever he can sell his soul:

[@ZeroFormLak]

​@@ВинтерСтингhe needs those infinite shadow wheels

[@ВинтерСтинг]

@@ZeroFormLak Domain Expansion: Infinite Shadow Wheel! Oh oh wait I will give Sophist his own Cursed Technique Sophist cursed technique: Murderaphilia. When Sophist kill one person he gets giant amount of dark cursed energy, but when his cursed energy ends he making an explosion of shadows around himself turning everything dark, his Domain Expansion giving him infinite shadow wheel rolls where he can get shadow cursed energy

[@ZeroFormLak]

@@ВинтерСтинг better add some THUNDER SPELL

[@real_abender]

Not even a minute in and Sophist murders another orphan. My man is making Technoblade proud.

[@Ace-385]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@Sky_Guy]

Officer, Sophist drop-kicked that orphan into lava in self defense, you gotta believe me!

[@tiffanychou6869]

Officer, technically we never touch anything, so in my defense, I never killed that orphan-

[@BlockMainaic]

This is the best comment here super underated

[@t0rya]

Third worst thing to hoppen to these orphans

[@gwennblei]

I'm new to the channel, watched this and "the worst game I made" expecting player pain, but honestly you're actually a very kind DM even with hard games, and I love it

[@macdoodleer]

at least he doesn't fudge things as much as my dm lmao

[@reverse_engineered]

He's really good at going along with players' ideas (good or bad) and trying to keep it fun, while not saving them from their own stupidity.

[@kingrhiengelp.costuna7038]

dm?

[@gwennblei]

@@kingrhiengelp.costuna7038 Dungeon master

[@Shelkie104]

​@@kingrhiengelp.costuna7038Dungeon master

[@cat.2260]

54:15 Bro sounded exactly like a FNAF jumpscare

[@herowatcher8403]

Sophist did it again! The Little girl fell in lava! No Thunder spell required…& he got a Penny for it.

[@spectrum-music]

For those wondering, the dragon encounter lasted from 13:00 to 45:28. (thats 32 minutes and 28 seconds)

[@espositoelena9768]

You are saying they wasted more than half of the video with the dragons because of sophist

[@Bowser6495]

​​@@espositoelena9768ok to be fair it wasn't entirely his fault Noah summoned 2 more dragons on top of the 3 Sophist bought

[@spectrum-music]

@@espositoelena9768 y e s

[@ed_cmntonly]

it's 2 hours iirc in recording (mentioned in the video 37:45), the 30 minutes was the edited down version

[@spectrum-music]

@@ed_cmntonly yeah probably

[@rawrs6488]

Sophist: Creative but chaotic. Hard carries or ruins it all Brent: Slaps someone with an axe. Consistent most of the time Vernias: Lawful good to a fault Nick: All his luck is stuck in mario party and he misses all his knives

[@WalnutBoo]

37:45 When the dragon missed fireball with a 2, he accidentally hit the other dragon and pissed it off COPIUM😂

[@doomclasher9287]

Little Girl needs a phase two- she needs to be one of those characters with an incredibly easy first phase form, but the next is incredibly difficult and potentially unfair

[@TheLegend2T]

She grows up into the angel sprite

[@abnormalhadesmoth]

An actual DND campaign with this group would be amazing.

[@TainoMoya]

It really would

[@artilleryman895]

I mean, this IS a dnd campaign, it's just noah's homebrew

[@mobgabriel1767]

talking about DND with this group i need to see a encounter between eevee and XP to level 3's wizard

[@mattymerr701]

Actual DnD is boring as shit. This is far better

[@Endershock1678]

@@artilleryman895 This is D&D 6E. They were gonna release it until Noah started making videos, so they quickly changed it to One D&D

[@lanibentz9976]

Finally vernias’ plan of befriending the enemies worked. It just took around 10 corpses

[@winterleader7148]

Worked for 2 turns

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@winterleader7148 But those turns were crucial

[@gam1nglangy109]

Party crashes playing undertale Vernias: pacifist Brent and nick: neutral Sophist: genocide

[@capybara2515]

@@gam1nglangy109Sophist will be able to get Snowgrave in Deltarune without even realising

[@gam1nglangy109]

@@capybara2515 true he would think that’s just the normal path

[@justkita3890]

I'm always dumbfounded at how fast Noah is with the google slides hotkeys.

[@Carma281]

Fun Fact: Microsoft Excel is an ESport on who can complete problems in Excel faster.

[@shelbiecain9289]

Little girl: *gets chosen Vernias: *traumatic flashbacks* Sophist: i see this as an absolute win

[@ventusse]

What video is this referencing?

[@raveast]

​@@ventusseThe title is I designed the game really bad, there's Vernias got surrounded by dragons. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYewn5yGechrp8ksi=sezhixYMPwq0SVok

[@tremy1330]

@@ventusse One of the videos where Sophist casted Thunder Spell on little girl and killed it, and then later her Mother (Angel) appeared later in game and tried to kill them.

[@jhoannaquiruz2824]

@@tremy1330dude spoiler edit: I would like to apologize,for every action that i have done especially to tremy1330,i apologize to your family if they also got affected by this.

[@tremy1330]

@@jhoannaquiruz2824 ???

[@psyanah4542]

i can watch these forever. Love the chemistry they all have. The recurring frenemy love-hate between Sophist and Vernias deserves some fanart 😆

[@egbertmilton4003]

Interesting concept, glad the little girl finally get something good happening, with the maniacs protecting her

[@Black-s1i]

Yeah... Just after sophist made her walk to the lava and led her to her demise XD

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@Black-s1i Well, she survived, so I think she's doing alright

[@2LettersSho]

@@Black-s1i I saw one little girl running toward her sister in the safe haven but slipping and falling in the lava. Then I saw the sister crying and shaking, unable to move as she's targeted by fireballs from a freaking dragon, while overhearing strange shouting and a discussion about how protecting her can wait "a turn".

[@SG2048-meta]

@@2LettersShobefore that the sister also was able to see a maniac buy 3 whole dragons, and then someone was trying to befriend one of them whilst also frantically trying to kill the dragon attacking her

[@daviviana862]

Welcome to google slides and dragons! Here we have The healer that ACCIDENTLY causes chaos The creative mage that PURPOSEFULLY causes chaos The low eye-sight shooter rougue And... Brent

[@cailieisidro5758]

And Brent usually has skill when it’s a game involving skill. Ones that require luck and it’s the opposite towards him

[@theshatteredseas]

​@@cailieisidro5758nah, Brent does extremely good in luck based situations too, bro tanks nuclear explosions and walks out unscathed on a regular

[@gagidoo4757]

Every Mario Party game:@@cailieisidro5758

[@DiegoIgorSilvaConstanzo]

A DM should never underestimated the ability of his player to fuck up his plans, specially when one of those players is Sophist

[@pneumonological]

it was Noah's fault for putting dragons in the shop and not expecting Sophist to buy a bunch

[@anothermark2082]

Vaporeon: "See Eevee, that's what you get for not listening. But, since I know you have trouble follow directions, I'm going to give you one last a chance. You, me, hard as you can. Are we clear? Eevee: *grins* "Crystal." Vernias: "Maybe you should tell him before he does something ridiculous." Nick: "There's literally nothing left that he could do to make the situation worse. Save blowing up this cavern." Eevee: *Begins to charge up his thunder spells* Brent: "He is going to blow up this cavern." Vernias: "But I live here!" *Cavern begins to shake as Eevee concentrates all his thunder spells into one attack* Vaporeon: "Oh ho, that's much better. I can actually feel that!" Eevee: "In mere moments, all you'll be feeling, is oblivion!" Vaporeon: "That or disappointment. Go ahead, flip that coin." Nick: "Eevee, the funny is not worth destroying this cavern, come on!" Brent: "Way past the bargaining stage here!" Eevee: "I cast THUNDER SPELL!" *The pure, unadulterated thunder spell heads towards Vaporeon's direction.* Vaporeon: "Oh that's cute, he said the thi- OH SHI-" *Vaporeon is completely engulfed in the blast and is disintegrated*

[@callum9509]

*along with the item's she was holding*

[@AwesomeIronGuy]

r/unexpectedDBZA

[@wyntirr]

everyday, noahs videos get more and more high quality

[@Dot390]

fr

[@idotestbottler9706]

The sprites are the best quality

[@wyntirr]

@@Columbia809 the backgrounds and the ideas in general

[@SleekHeroo]

Yeah, finally glad to see it receive the production budget it deserves

[@thegreatsf]

everyday huh? didn't know he did daily

[@hanabihyuga8265]

i love how you can just feel the slow madness in their heads after the dragon encounter cooking up. love these dnd videos

[@theepicone2409]

My favorite thing about Noah is how he makes the players fight the hardest boss straight of the bat almost everytime

[@somecallmetim4490]

It was decided by the wheel.

[@beezzinha]

@@somecallmetim4490 the wheel which said noah decides

[@somecallmetim4490]

@@beezzinha This is true. I didn’t think the demon was too bad for them, though.

[@K5E4VX7YY2I9N]

little girl

[@user-anonyzous]

Brent: The only normal person Nick: Math genius and a knife waster Vernius: The peacemaker who loves everyone Sophist: Unpredictable orphan killer named Eevee who knows Pokemon Gobby: Has a crush on Vernius Noah: The one who controls them all

[@AmphibiFan700]

Me: So what kinda people are you into? Minecraft KZbinrs: 0:32

[@Bruhmaster-zp8uq]

▄︻デ💀══━一

[@golfballveryepicfr]

I love Eevee in these. He is here purely to be an agent of chaos and I am completely here for it.

[@aab1254]

He is the Pikmin 4 of Party Crashers

[@floofe3198]

She

[@golfballveryepicfr]

@@floofe3198 Huh? I thought Eevee was male?

[@floofe3198]

@@golfballveryepicfr I think they might be trans as they call them a her a few times

[@golfballveryepicfr]

@@floofe3198 Oh, I didn’t know that! I’ll look into that thanks!

[@georgeacosta6214]

Noah: Sophist ruined my horrible plan by buying three dragons. Also Noah: **Adds two more dragons cause he felt like it** Best content I ever saw

[@MrWahoo64]

The fact that I associate Brent with Hector makes “Me Brent, me swing axe” so accurate

[@real_abender]

Ironic considering his PFP is Reinhardt

[@emoment1088]

​@@real_abender Was just about to say, he's Reinhardt, but Sophist is the one casting all the thunder spells. The irony is incredible

[@regalblade8171]

in an animation about this discount and dragon he WAS hector with rein's head and a crown

[@catholicluigi1309]

@@real_abenderMagic is everything!

[@mandrake7305]

I thought you meant Hector from fire emblem

[@Unikay]

This is why we have modifiers in dnd, so we don't miss every attack on every enemy

[@Thatguy-b2c]

0:33 AYO WHY IS BRO SO HAPPY ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL???💀💀💀😭😭😭🤨🤨🤨

[@BEASTMASK41700]

There is some lore behind it, you need to watch the video named: I made a game designed to be bad, by magic the noah.

[@Thatguy-b2c]

@@BEASTMASK41700 Nah, I know, but I was just putting it out of context 💀

[@ILIKETOEATMOILK]

@@Thatguy-b2cdiddy party

[@Sean_Bird]

Sophist has gone from thunder spelling children to making them walk in lava. The man is consistently chaotic, for sure.

[@Jipsy7969]

Oh no

[@MenacingNutella]

The perfect idle for any normal person right?

[@cowboyhunter0]

oh no

[@pizzaboy2797]

Child: “Have you seen my mommy?” Sophist: “I CAST THUNDER SPELL”

[@n0dash18]

“You should jump into Magma Mountain, *_NOW!”_* - Sophist, 2023

[@JP12345]

I like how despite the fact that they've just lost their only ladder and the store has a ladder for sale for 2 gold Sophist STILL BUYS 3 FUCKIN DRAGONS

[@micahcarter9645]

the end of a series of sadness, conquest, and nostalgia. truly a story worth being told for thousands upon thousands of years

[@ANDORRA195]

Until a random dark lord comes and it gets a reboot

[@micahcarter9645]

@@ANDORRA195 noah: you live *Happily Ever After* the rebooted dark lord: f___

[@greenkitty1]

​@@ANDORRA195somehow Palpatine returned

[@toledochristianmatthew9919]

​@@micahcarter9645that would be the vaporean coming for revenge again.

[@trentgawd4292]

I like how the dragon encounter was so bad, Noah had to force one dragon to go rogue so they had a chance

[@trentgawd4292]

Hi me

[@anonymousperson7125]

I accidentally watched this whole video on 1.25x speed. I think it actually added to the chaos nicely.

[@seiten0verkehrt374]

I'm aware that the production quality is already disney level but it would be cool to see more castable buffs and status effects like for example confusion, poison, iron skin, diarrhea. It's amzing to see what you created with just a view self-drawn figures and landscapes, keep doing what your're doing.

[@spoopy-guy]

cant tell if that is an insult to disney or a compiment to noah

[@hybrid3006]

@@spoopy-guy yes

[@ed_cmntonly]

​@@spoopy-guy both

[@ElianChispy]

Sophist really needs to learn testicular torsion

[@arh6308]

​@@spoopy-guyIt is a compliment to disney for being at the level of noah himself

[@Mysticshade59]

The only one strong enough to be able to defeat Noah, is another Noah. Amazing job Noah

[@Sunsine2]

these PowerPoint slides have such a great animations, so high quality!

[@abdelramenhichou9223]

What powepoint slides???

[@fatidiot8822]

Erms it's google docs 🤓🤓

[@Sunsine2]

@@fatidiot8822 shhhh

[@PhantomGato-v-]

​@@fatidiot8822no, actually, its google slides.

[@DoranGale]

35:02 If 2 Enraged creates an X, it could be argued that hat from the shop is a Rage Hat.

[@AiToYumeNoKaze]

“Until someone who will go unnamed” makes Eevee bigger Dude, you didn’t even have to do that, Anybody who watches them could’ve immediately guessed that it would’ve been Eevee

[@Lyra_dragonal]

Simply impeccable! Surely no one could ruin something so perfect...

[@toms.1759]

We need a "let's see how well it goes" t-shirt.

[@MenacingNutella]

Sophist: *Sees little girl* Sophist: *Immediately kills the girl* Noah: You have to protect the little girl now Sophist: *Proceeds to use all of his will and beyond to STOP himself from killing her with THUNDER spell* For the support ill add a part 2! Nick: Go for the b*tthole brent! Brent: Yknow what, just for you ill do it Brent: *proceeds to get a crit* Brent: WHAT THE F*CK

[@anastacionevarez2735]

sophist:uses all his contained impulses against vaporeon, imagining that she is the girl

[@PrimalAspid]

I CAST THUNDER SPELLLLLLLLLLL

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

@@anastacionevarez2735that sounds so wrong.

[@obi-nh9eh]

Sophist: *buys three fucking dragons*

[@-TelaxyTensei-]

@@PrimalAspid*rolls a nat 20*

[@DeadAccount_CC1]

16:20 LMFAO I love how Noah's just adding more tension

[@israelwoodard770]

vernias continuing to think that Noah has any plan outside of the idea is hilarious

[@QuintBlitz]

Sophist is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral and it's more impressive than disturbing to watch!

[@fadew55]

He's chaotic evil, Noah is chaotic neutral

[@d1kgaws12]

You mean Chaotic *EVIL*

[@nintendude647]

At 43:11, I was half expecting: Noah: “Nick, you’re up.” Nick: “Wait, before I go, can I pee real quick? I really gotta go.” Noah: “Ok, let’s see how well that goes.” *spins wheel*

[@user-jx2rr3fe1o]

What if he fails? What’d happen if he get crit fails💀

[@sinistor3727]

@@user-jx2rr3fe1ohe died from urinating.

[@jpiny4854]

@@user-jx2rr3fe1o Kidney stones

[@A.S._Trunks]

@@user-jx2rr3fe1o If he crit fails he pisses himself.

[@Mythos190]

The bathroom explodes 👍

[@FrostyRonan]

Vernias being the good guy overall is just like perfect thing in a D&D game.

[@ahmadabughazaleh0]

Imagine in the ending Sophist : I cast thunder spell !!!!! Vern : NOOOO its the same girl we fought ten dragons for !!!!

[@cpmcgee-ef3xv]

How they all went from wanting to protect the girl to seeing her harm as a necessary sacrifice sent me

[@MrCherryIDK]

I love it when these 4 are put in a video together, they make the best group

[@time3681]

Brent: MC Nick: Weaker rival that always loses because they're unlucky Vernias: Sidekick Sophist: Villain

[@cailieisidro5758]

Definitely accurate towards KingOfSkill and Sophist

[@time3681]

@@cailieisidro5758 I changed it now, before it was a little bland

[@Gamer_Lizard_68]

Sophist is the star scream of the party Crashers.

[@Stealyn]

Actually busted out laughing when “vaporeon will actually come with 2 dragons” 💀💀💀

[@dustinzacharias8227]

Nick: tries to do anything Vern: “dOEsn’T tHAt KIlL??”

[@yannickcadieux2171]

Yo

[@confusednut1187]

player roll bad bad= thing happen player roll good= something kinda okay happen as a rpg masochist i approve

[@person5374]

this group is such a blast to watch everytime, its like watching an episode of konosuba

[@toledochristianmatthew9919]

The party crashers are basically konosuba characters. Every sessi9n they have feels like this.

[@monke3969]

I imagine Nick being Kazuma, Vernias being Aqua, Brent being Darkness, and Sophist being Megumin

[@person5374]

@@monke3969yesss bullseye!

[@ricka.]

Can we just appreciate how Noah takes his time to write the subtitles of each word just for his deaf audience.

[@cailieisidro5758]

True

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

Not sure if it isn't somehow automatically done, seeing how often they add questionmarks for no reason.

[@doubleaabattery7562]

The amount of words that are just straight up wrong, with random dashes and commas, and also spelling mistakes makes me think it's probably ai generated

[@fruitloops2058]

Guys I think they were talking about the actual editing of the videos not captions

[@doubleaabattery7562]

@@fruitloops2058 He... he literally said subtitles.. that's the captions you fool.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

This is legit hype. It’s clear by now that Vaporeon is the BBEG, and Sophist is her arch-enemy (making him the main character). The other three heroes have all unlocked their extra-skill items (Electric Dagger, Demon Sword, Hat). It all comes together to set up Sophist getting a massive upgrade next time.

[@e-tan3911]

Sophist unlocked his extra skill item first, though. He has Dark Blast.

[@jpiny4854]

I dunno. Brent feels more of her arc nemesis. He 1v1ned her twice.

[@oompalumpus699]

Really love the natural, unscripted chaos in these games.

[@Hanjo8787]

More Party Crashers D&D-esque games please I love their chemistry so much dude

[@fishcraft7323]

A great idea would to make the wheel meaningless, and base the encounters and luck purely off how the players react. It would confuse them, and be funny.

[@cailieisidro5758]

Would be a bad thing for Brent but who knows if Nick would lose the lucky allegations on this one

[@StarFroggo]

Sophist was so excited to buy 3 dragons, but ended up hurting himself trying to merc the shop keeper, and his dragons tried to kill everyone.

[@AmazingMario16]

This is the best DND squad: Sophist the Chaotic Wizard/Mage Vernias the "helpful" Healer TcNick3 the Swift and Stealthy Rogue Brent the Barbaric Tank(with snacks)

[@Leodymium]

Nick be like: quantity over quality, throws 500 knives and misses all of them

[@xLigamer]

I like how the first encounter was a little girl, the second was a demon and a hydra, and the third one was FIVE DRAGONS. (Technically two plus the dragons that were bought)

[@capybara2515]

Of course it’s Sophist causing mayhem 😂

[@lebazardecourtot6927]

Sophist is the only one who can ruin people life without even noticing it edit : HOW THE F AM I IN TOP COMMENT ? Do it again : I ain't anymore, I'm third on the top comment

[@akiriathorsteinson7611]

He’s the KZbin god of chaos what else what you expect?

[@YourAveragePersonLol]

“I CAST THUNDER SPELL on my wife, children, grandchildren, dog, cat, apple, grandma, and this random girl who can’t find her mother.”

[@PrimalAspid]

I CAST THUNDER SPELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[@afeioboyhehe]

Guys I think he's gonna cast thunder spell

[@Lo2p3n]

I CAST THUNDER SPELL

[@Springdude11]

That first Blue Dragon carried that encounter for the Party Crashers and it wasn't even an ally.

[@Bomb9000]

Idea: rpg but it’s crowded basically all the past people who have played like these guys, lewis, circle, small ant, etc. will play at the same time

[@irynasynenko7597]

2:18 translation to sophist language: I CAST THUNDER SPELL! 2:50 "ydra" 💀 2:51 bro forgor the greek mythology 5:56 "ydr" 💀 5:57 bro forgor the greek mythology 6:58 translation to sophist language: I CAST THUNDER SPELL! 11:26 translation to human language: i want to cast a thunder spell, please. 13:19 translation to human language: i want to cast a thunder spell, please. 16:23 aww ☺

[@jakeguillot6246]

Wizard sophist is now easily in my top 3 favorite D&D characters

[@ghostdog9234]

please invite these on more often, best group

[@Zyaire286]

Man, I really want to see 22:20 animated cause that moment was hilarious. Despite being invisible, Nick is corner with 2 dragons looking at him XD Great video, despite all the chaos that happened!

[@AceArata]

We nownhave audio of them screaming "LITTLE GIRL YES LETS GO"

[@shanegibson3281]

WHAT A KILL ON THE BLUE DRAGON fireball to throw the dragon off balance in flight before plunging the sword down through its back

[@bluphoix]

I almost died when Brent got the 20 butthole crit 💀💀

[@JacobTMolter]

Sophist yelling THUNDER SPELL at a little girl and the shopkeeper is the highlight of these videos.

[@puzzle8-d4e]

I CAST THUNDER SPELL

[@jrdoge1503]

Sophist resisting the urge to cast thunder spell on little girl: 🗿

[@seanerdzlolkinlord2478]

Hear me out, if goblin teleport warps both the goblin and their clothes you can consider anything the goblin wears as teleportable too. If you EAT the goblin THEN teleport it you COULD teleport your stomach acid out of your body as a weaponized attack. This is because the acid would be worn by the goblin flesh. AND if you really want to fuck some shit up teleport the acidic goblin flesh inside your opponent to burn them inside out. Flawless strategy

[@ElderDogg]

"And you all live happily ever after" Yet the girl is still crying XD

[@hihi-er6pg]

I love Noah's "balanced" decision making

[@iiiiii873]

just me or does the video have no sound? Edit: works after 5 minutes

[@maximusula]

Yep, no sound

[@Peachtrain32744]

Yeah

[@retro_guyy1015]

I don't have sound either

[@sfox-_-]

Yes

[@AkiSolis]

Same

[@MawileMage]

The horrible wheel RNG this session honestly hurt them way more than Eevee did.

[@NoBloons]

I love the lore of the dragon because its -Gets attacked -Kills their goblin -Gets fed a snack -Confusion.fx -Attacks feeder and misses, now contemplating life -nearly kills their rogue like 2 times. -decides eff this and kills one of his kind. -instant level up and goes on a streak -gets styled on to death

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

Again, this is incredibly engaging, and it's nice to see what you can be capable with simplistic means