JIM BREUER -🤣 SLAYER FANS STAND UP - SUBTITULADO AL ESPAÑOL

[@Ryan-ff2db]

As an older Slayer fan that was at the Big Four concert as well, I can say that this is an accurate documentation of events.

[@NyGiRLiNnAsHviLLe]

❤Horns fucking up….dittos🤘🫠🤘

[@garretttiedje3994]

Slayer doesn't do deep vocals. This guy is an idiot. Slayer fans part he got right.

[@JosephDanker-ox7ee]

I was at the show in NYC and it was very much like this,possibly the show he is actually talking about. Crazy, a few m80s/ quarter sticks went off in the pit also

[@Ryan-ff2db]

@@JosephDanker-ox7ee Yeah, I was at the show at the polo grounds East of LA. The security was overwhelmed by the amount of people and they literally just backed off. People set a fire in the mosh pit and a friends brother had to be airlifted out in a helicopter. It was a great show.

[@LESRAM1981]

Absolutely true 😁💪🏽🤘🏽

[@jasonlemere1683]

I love Slayer. I also love your comedy. You nailed it with Slayer fans.

[@richardnita8176]

I never liked Jim Breuer He's just f****** annoying as hell and as a Slayer fan and metalhead period, his skits how he talks about our music etc Just really makes me want to slap him even more. He's just a f****** nerd.

[@larrysilverman2099]

Saw Slayer back in 1997 in Ohio and had no idea they were playing as a friend of mine tricked me into thinking it was just a local metal band and I can 100% attest to the Slayer pit because it was the biggest pit I’ve ever seen, at least 300+ people packed into a small theater and where we were standing you could feel people hitting the wall with so much force it was literally shaking the entire wall and you could never keep focus on one person, my buddy got in that shit and I saw him for a few seconds and then lost him for an hour because he couldn’t get out of the pit, hands down the most insane, best metal show I’ve ever been to and I’ve seen Metallica 3 times but absolutely no comparison.

[@rhoadsfan]

Yes, FUCKIN SLAYER🤘🏼.. although in reality, a slayer fan wouldve had your back and picked you up..

[@rondavis9036]

50 and still my favorite! Fucking SLAYER

[@ninatorres5730]

Indeed

[@danbednarski9531]

Truth. Every time.

[@MetalBaller83]

Anyone who has been in the pit for a Slayer show fucking knows this to be true! FUCKIN’ SLAYER! 🤘🏻😈🤘🏻

[@Jerry_Gallo]

fuck slayer

[@dangiven2686]

Truth is, Metal fans are the most respectful, hard working, well mannered, honorable people in the world... until you start fkng with us.

[@LimboComics]

¡Simplemente GENIAL!! Gracias x compartir!!

[@AMIRElArtista]

Espectacular.

[@cobaltusa]

Slayer kicks ass that's one of the few pits i do not join in. I went years ago with a girl who migrated to America didn't know much about the bands i warned her not to go in the Slayer pit because she will get hurt. Anyway she didn't listen to me and in less than 2 minutes she popped out of the pit with a broken arm. I WARNED HER. Awesome show

[@pharmboy730]

You know you've seen everything on you tube when the algorithm sends you Jim Breuer...

[@belanagy5595]

LOL :)

[@elmonodiegoo]

Gracias hace rato no me reía tanto.

[@xannak923]

the part where he talks about his feet not touching the ground is totally true lol, happened to me back when i saw Metallica on their And Justice for All tour. Crowd rushed the stage, jammed so tight my feet came off the ground and i was moving all over the place with the flow of the crowd lol it was fucking insane and something i will never forget lol

[@richardkautz2947]

I went to the class of the Titans in Louisville KY and it was Megadeth. Slayer, Anthrax and Alice in chains (not in that order) but I was up against the fence looking at the singer screaming at him and he wouldn't look at anyone (must have been concentrating on the lyrics) and the stage hands were dumping pitchers of cold water on us (they must've thought we were going to pass out because the crowd had us pinned to the fence) and I had a Great Time !!! Gen Xer's rocked !

[@AMIRElArtista]

JJAJAJA OK

[@timthielbar795]

1990 I went to that also. Silver lake michigan..

[@jasonlemere1683]

@@richardkautz2947 I went to it at Mears Michigan at Val du Lacs MainStage. I got a Frank Bello pick from it. Venue sucked though because they had a huge fenced in area in front of the stage that had 3 sections of 2x12 benches with letters painted on the ends for rows and circles with numbers painted on the boards. I’m. Surprised a bunch of that did not get torn out. Behind this walled section going up a hill people were having great fun. Only time I ever saw those three bands and was not in a mosh pit.

[@jasonlemere1683]

@@timthielbar795 that was a great show wasn’t it. I saw them at Val du Lacs near Mears Michigan.

[@gasNmudtv]

Damn i bet Alice in Chains was epic. To hear Lane sing live would have been amazing

[@gymguy25]

"that's the first time I feared my own race" -that was gold!

[@daddyrabbit835]

I don't know what it is, but he is exactly right. I went to the Clash of the Titans concert in Mainz Germany in 1989. I was well-versed in moshing and pits, going to shows from 1984 on. It was Suicidal Tendencies, Megadeth, Slayer, and Testament. When Slayer came on, I got my dicked kicked in. It was the most brutal pit I'd ever been in. We went to local shows around Frankfurt, and saw lots of bands (Sacred Reich, COC, DRI, Anthrax, Nuclear Assault, etc...) but that Slayer show sticks in my head.

[@derekd4538]

My first date with my son's mother was Slayer and Lamb of God. She didn't run screaming, I knew she was the one.

[@mei6044]

Extras from Lord of the Rings, 😂

[@FerchuEscola]

Que genio el loco este, lo conocí en Half Baked. Lo que cuenta es cualquier recital de rock, y si viene a Argentina se va a sorprender.

[@davidian7787]

I saw Slayer in '95 at Donnington in the UK and when Slayer were playing it started to pour with rain. All Slayer fans know which song they played next. It was like they had ordered the rain.

[@santiagoiglesiasgarcia9807]

FROM A LACERATED SKY!!! 🩸

[@wiking08]

Yup, I was there too, getting fucking soaked, with rain, but yeah, the timing was impeccable, thanks mother nature, in time with one of the most kick ass tunes u can hear 🤟🤟

[@paulfontana3516]

I had brought my nephew to a slayer concert, he never saw them before but he heard of the pits. He said all the way there, he wanted to go in the pit. I was like ok tough guy go for it. We get there hell awaits starts and pit swirls like a human whirlpool of death. He watches for a few minutes, turns to me, " I ain't going in that" lol. fucking slayer!!!!

[@Dissident303]

Bout the best description of a show I've heard in a while. I couldn't miss them more. And you're hilarious 😂 There is no God, there is only SLAYER 🤘 🤘🤘

[@VeneratioDiaboli]

Slayer isn't a band, is a religion!

[@Justin.618]

Im a younger guy so I only got to see slayer at their last tour for the first time that was pretty intense so can only imagine how crazy it was in the 90s

[@earthdust923]

Saw slayer at clash of titans in phoenix 91. They opened with hell awaits. There was all this fencing on the floor to keep it from getting to chaotic around the soundboard. All that shit came down, with people, arms, legs getting smashed as the fencing came down and people rushing the floor from the sides!

[@gunsrtheanswer]

Man, last time I was at a Slayer show; somebody asked, " Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

[@randycunningham7318]

Slaaayer!!

[@kevinluschak5241]

This guy is so freaking awesome!

[@thomaslawrence5392]

dudes underrated , funniest comedian out there, he is way more animated and funnier than chapple, and he is the goat.

[@martintinkler67]

Saw slayer in 1987 at Newcastle city hall with malice as support

[@barbariansinbattle1687]

I can't believe I have never seen this! I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 SLAAAAYYYEEERRRR!!! Got the pleasure of seeing them live with Jeff Hanneman(R.I.P.) on five different occasions at The Rave/Eagles Club in Milwaukee.

[@ezequielzarate9696]

Capaz sea mucho pedir pero podrías subtitular su show en This Is Not Happening? Es perfecta esa anécdota

[@AMIRElArtista]

Ya lo voy a buscar, gracias por la sugerencia.

[@baddboi66]

So goddamn funny and accurate. FUCKIN SLAYER!!!!

[@williamarmstrong6477]

Ive seen Slayer more times than i can count. In multiple parts of the USA. No matter where ive seen them it gets just as crazy. I even had to bail out once and watch it from the mezzanine. My body was done

[@Harrypjotter7]

Bin to a lot off Slayer concerts and you always get picked up again. Metal croud is the best in the world 🤘🏻hail Metal!

[@chickenbeek]

Save for Reign in Blood tour opener in downtown Los Angeles. Metal heads, punks, skins, bikers. Was, Blast, Cro-Mags, Dri, Metal Church, Testament, Slayer. It was basically 4 hours of try not to die. No one gave a single fk, no one was picking you up, literally murder at every footstep. I've seen uncountable thrash death black metal punk show over 38 years. Nothing compared to that. It was a literal warzone. Also a few Motorhead shows at that time. Well actually Reign in Blood basically concluded in LA and it was Slayer / Motorhead. Insano.

[@earthdust923]

Was that at the olympic or palladium?

[@chickenbeek]

@@earthdust923 Olympic. Also saw the Palladium show closing the tour. Best luck it was when Lombardo returned. We stood outside of the loading doors and listened to soundcheck earlier in the day. And we were like, that's definitely Dave. I forget the guy and the band who replaced him for a bit on that tour. But i never saw him. Every Slayer show i ever saw save for the final farewell was Dave Lombardo. I actually got kicked out before the encore >D I sent someone in that had access to buy the tour booklet. pretty sure i still have it in a chest somewhere.

[@jaapnomden4577]

How true

[@chadwilliamson4293]

I've been a Slayer fan since 85, the best mosh pit in all of Heavy Metal... I saw a similar show he's talking about. Clash of the Titans for 6 dollars at the Ohio state fair. 1 of the best 5 shows I've seen in my life. The thing is, Slayer fans will knock you down. However, any time I went down, another big guy pulls you up. I've seen it dozens of times. Slayer fans are not that disrespectful, I guess exaggeration sells though...

[@chuckselvage3157]

As aggro and full on dedicated fans they are,Slayer people are cool as. I've slipped over in a pit and you're IMMEDIATELY helped back up. They have your back.

[@ksomal3746]

Obviously all done for comedic effect. Slayer are by far not the worst pit I’ve been in and 10 hands appear when anyone falls.

[@LeftyTheGreek]

An ex girlfriend i hadnt met yet broke my nose in a Slayer pit, this guys statements are very accurate

[@briangregus5225]

Tom Araya between songs is not like that at all. His voice is kind, surprisingly soft - "everyone up in front, if you see someone down help him out all right? Help each other out." Moments later to preface the next song, "are you ready for waaaaaaaar?. ARE YOU READY FOR WAR?!!!! WAAAAAAAR ENSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm waiting for his hair to turn fully white. He'd make an excellent Santa.

[@tyl812]

The most evil Santa! Yessssss

[@Dude_Guyman]

You know Slayer is on when everything flammable goes into the bonfires (no, they're not supposed to be there) all over the floor area. Clothing, all the trash on the floor, chairs.

[@PNWdude777]

Lol, I've seen Slayer and had a similar experience. I also remember getting caught up in a wave of people at a Journey concert in '83. I was on the floor about ten rows back, front & center, then all of sudden my feet weren't touching the ground anymore, and I was swaying from left to right with a sea of people... It was crazy!

[@anapaolabraga]

I felt the moshpit energy right here. Thanks a lot LOL

[@johndavidson2396]

SLAYER !!

[@felicia7756]

Him going off about Slayer, I needed this, I can't stop laughing

[@robertfahrun3037]

What a lineup!

[@jaysreview1]

This ain’t no lie! I saw slayer at Clash of the Titans, and the slayer pit was sick! Now I have been to many concerts and I have been in many Moshpit, but I have never seen like that! That was scary. There is no way I would ever take my wife to that show. I would be very afraid I could protect her lol. “ release the slayer fans😂 “

[@willspencer4580]

Lmao luckily when I saw Slayer back in 08 I had shitty seats but yes a TON of ppl rushed the stage and I was like I think I'm gonna pass on that one

[@jprules2578]

Saw Slayer opening for Priest at two shows in 89. 1st show watched it with eyes watching everyone around me and for flying objects(like chairs and seat cushions). 2nd show just left my seat and walked the corridor till the mayhem was over. I never have gone to shows looking to need stitches.😏

[@fahq9579]

im one of those old slayer fans stand in the middle of the pit smokin a spliff

[@paxxxo75]

If you go to a Slayer concert and don't come out with at least one black eye, a broken nose or a few broken fingers....that means you haven't been to a Slayer concert!!!😉🤘

[@wintersynth]

Love this 😂

[@jasonnielsen5976]

I saw them 2.5 times, the first time I was in the pit the entire time, got kicked in the head 18 times, didn't go down once, second time I stayed out of the pit until Angel of Death, went on with 30 seconds left of the last song and took an elbow to the throat, the last time I worked as a stagehand at their farewell tour and got to watch the last five songs from backstage, of you ever survived a Slayer or Pantera pit, you've got street cred for life.

[@ELPADREAIRBRUSH]

We toured with slayer at Ruthie’s in LA back in the day and they are actually really quiet guys accept for Kerri lol love you guys remember Ruthie’s 🤘🏻🤘🏻!!

[@michaelmevissen9126]

Going to see Slayer in 3 weeks

[@Slayer_GT88]

To not get thrown around in the moshpit, you have to get in early and hold onto the front railing for dear life.

[@RelentlessGee]

Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns

[@KISHIN-RIKI]

Now this is some metal ass comedy

[@bigmike9558]

Okay there is one thing not true about this only one. When you get knocked down they will absolutely pick you up. They never leave you just laying there been that way for 20 years. Otherwise it’s exactly Like that 😂

[@horusluprecal1144]

Def NOT like that pre those 20 years then. Early 90's people were out for blood.

[@ggmachado8214]

i love this idea slayer fans as extras of lord of the ring ha ha

[@jameshughes582]

I’ve been a slayer fan since 84. What was he even doing there. And Metallica hasn’t put a decent song out since in justice for all

[@madaxe79]

Absolutely

[@lucasholthuis5871]

Ain't that the truth.

[@svsps]

Metallica hasn’t put out a good song in nearly 40 years? Ok boomer

[@MattHadder]

...And* Justice For All. He said he went so see Metallica, slayer was also there. Don't get upset, boy.

[@madaxe79]

@@svsps he’s kinda right though… I mean, they have had little snippets of good stuff since justice, but it’s few and far between. They were consistently good up until about 89, since then, there really hasn’t been anything amazing.

[@danbednarski9531]

The big 4 one helluva show

[@hevymetal30]

This was ecstatic!

[@yogidemis8513]

Definitely sounds like a Slayer concert.

[@Bangheadda]

God i love this Man

[@AMIRElArtista]

Me Too!

[@Meim32008]

Grande lucho Mellera ❤te sale re bien la imitación de un yankee

[@shilohpuppy5649]

Hope Tom Arraya, Kerry King, Paul Bostaph and Gary Holt has seen this!!! Sept. 27 2024 in Louisville is coming soon!!

[@flippyleglock]

So relatable

[@discostu004]

sounds like an awesome time. if you're bringing your wife to a slayer show and she doesn't know about slayer, that's your problem.

[@AMIRElArtista]

jajajajaja

[@Galakrond-yi9rn]

And the last song name was reign in blood

[@NachoCejas]

Hillarious!!!

[@michalyne]

I had a similar experience at RPI Fieldhouse floor tickets except I was two bodies from the stage and the band in question was Anthrax.

[@dezmilad]

This joke hasn't aged well at all lol now slayer fans have grandchildren, this is Knocked Loose fans

[@edwinmoya8042]

You didn't age well.

[@stevenscott6337]

Saw Slayer at the New Daisy theater in Beale street in 99 (static x opened for them). Not only was it the loudest concert I’ve ever attended, but my fellow fans were the kindest people. I do realize, this is comedy…. So…. Grain of salt.

[@telecatsermaster]

SLAYER

[@Spockthinks]

Been there 🤘

[@Shakenbake88]

Me to

[@Shakenbake88]

It’s was pretty sweet

[@carlosandressarazcorrea9214]

Soy fan de SLAYER

[@the1972bulldog]

🤘😎🤘

[@colbyjames7255]

I saw Metallica in 91 and it was admittedly awesome. They played almost nothing from the black album and just mowed everyone down with Kill 'Em All through Master Of Puppets (and a medley from And Justice). Totally bad ass... I wouldn't attend any concert like that now though. I prefer the small venues where the band might hang out with you after the show. No need for a diaper either.

[@D-A-1776]

Fucking slayer😂

[@xkellyxeverettx88]

Hilarious!!

[@Anthony_Spilotro]

I like Jim , he tries a little too hard , but he's still reallyfunny.

[@LaurieValdez-zk3dy]

I love them all❤❤❤

[@tomwalsh63]

this is great 😂

[@crucifiction13]

Dude seems like had a sever concussion in a Slayer concert

[@BrianRay-y7l]

Jim strait up got brain damage , but its entertaining to say the least

[@dmo8938]

SLAYER!

[@williamwatashe8258]

Funny cuz it's True

[@NikkiSmith-p4z]

Welcome to Hall Pass

[@vagiffaradjev1873]

Slayyyyeeeeerrrrrr🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@BIGLON-cf1ul]

Slaytanic wermacht

[@louiieibarra6130]

Aguevo

[@andrea_ciani]

I died from laughing! ahah

[@andrewmcleod9312]

Ar the memories LoL

[@chuckselvage3157]

FUCKING SLAYER!!!

[@JosephHernandez-j3c]

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!! FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[@muffysvlogs6045]

Clash of the Titans

[@ivanrohal7489]

I have been Slayer fan for 35 years. Saw them for the first time in 1993 and around 10-12 times since. Never experienced anything close to what this guy is talking about and I was 3-4 times the first guy in the first row having Tom Araya literaly spitng on me when singing. Where I saw them (Vienna, Ostrava, Prague, Bratislava) fans came to listen to their fantastic music and hanbang. If someone fell down we immediately picked him up. I dont find this performance funny not a little bit.

[@KevinWay-oi3wz]

When did metal fans become Sensitive people 😂

[@ivanrohal7489]

@@KevinWay-oi3wz They always were.

[@josegiovany9674]

45 y ya todo j0d!do xD

[@jam_northstar6912]

Tom Araya doesn't speak and act tough like that on stage, he has a high squealy voice

[@napkinbandit5983]

As a slayer fan..i can say wtf??

[@KevinWay-oi3wz]

Cope

[@AcapellaNutella6]

Wow that dude has had a lot to drink

[@soxandbears]

the big 4 have been around forever lol

[@BIGLON-cf1ul]

Who, in your opinion is the big 4?

[@jaymer2928]

@@BIGLON-cf1ulit’s Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth and Metallica

[@soxandbears]

@@BIGLON-cf1ul opinion? it's antrax, metallica, slyer, and megadeth. has been for over 30 years

[@BIGLON-cf1ul]

@@soxandbears it's really subjective! Anthrax isn't bigger than iron maiden!

[@soxandbears]

@@BIGLON-cf1ul true. it's just funny because he mentions feeling old at antrax, megadeth and slayer when those bands formed in 81, 83, and 81 respectively and the big 4 tour was in 2010

[@lapaulyfresh8223]

Funny shit!

[@nooneinparticular1491]

Kickboxing might work against ninjas, but not against Slayer fans. Also... Megadeth opened for Metallica???

[@axhed]

the lineup rotated, there were no official "openers" but mustaine has said in interviews that he preferred going first so he could relax and enjoy the shows instead of pacing around anxious to play.

[@nooneinparticular1491]

@@axhed - Thank you for your reply! I was just surprised that Dave Mustaine would agree to be on the same billing as Metallica, but his reasoning for going on first makes sense. Also, and this is just a guess on my part, but going first would allow him to avoid the nightly Slaypacolypse :)

[@Kevin-r6s6o]

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