Tzeentch EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer Lore

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After a lot of head scratching I have been able to pull together a semi understandable lore video of everyone's favourite Prankster Tzeentch
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Пікірлер: 921
@jakelibbey4631
@jakelibbey4631 4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill: Throws up, falls out of chair, and passes out on livestream Also Majorkill: "Everything I do is deliberate"
@vagabondsoul1286
@vagabondsoul1286 4 жыл бұрын
sauce please
@gergokerekes4550
@gergokerekes4550 4 жыл бұрын
wait what?
@Geraduss
@Geraduss 4 жыл бұрын
Well how else are going to end the stream with a laugh and have everyone happy and amused even though your faking it all and have been drinking water the whole time.
@dalorasinum386
@dalorasinum386 4 жыл бұрын
Did he actually do that one one of his drunk streams? I don’t watch those.
@theimperiumofman3714
@theimperiumofman3714 4 жыл бұрын
Major kill is basically nurgles avatar on drunk streams .
@davidschafer6726
@davidschafer6726 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch has to be the only god of Chaos that would enjoy the 40k TableTop game.
@Stuffandstuff974
@Stuffandstuff974 4 жыл бұрын
He'd be the worst kind of power gamer.
@cobytang
@cobytang 4 жыл бұрын
I bet that paraplegic enjoys Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker as well.
@meep9454
@meep9454 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Khorne would like it too. After all, playing war with armies that are nothing more than playthings is kind of his schtick.
@yobo1152
@yobo1152 4 жыл бұрын
Shaun Smith he’d flip the table after playing against a tai gun line
@declanlee6894
@declanlee6894 4 жыл бұрын
Shaun Smith Khorne would show up in a trench coat wearing a dragon force t-shirt and gene simmons boots start a game and then first time he lost a morale test he’d start sweating and pacing around groan shouting like an imbecile right before he pulls out a hatchet and a Chinese mystery pistol and decides to build a throne
@shirtlessviking9225
@shirtlessviking9225 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is the only true *Chaos* god, he is literally the god of change
@Thatsit36
@Thatsit36 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I've always thought this. And in this sense he's also the furthest from being a constructed abstract of emotion/psychic (apart from the scheming stuff) and truest in form to the nature of Chaos. Also as the warpcraft is sorcery and Tzeentch is god of sorcery this further ties him to the fundamental nature of the warp/Chaos. Is Tzeentch the supreme Chaos god?
@Thatsit36
@Thatsit36 3 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Ramos They're all "Chaos Gods", being that of Chaos - as the most powerful malign psychic entities of the Empyrean. But Tzeentch is basically the God of Chaos, in that he is God of Change (and the 'chaos' it represents in the WH universe).
@benoliver5593
@benoliver5593 3 жыл бұрын
True but Nurgle is the primordial god of them all as he literal the god of rebirth
@Thatsit36
@Thatsit36 3 жыл бұрын
@@benoliver5593 But Rebirth is a cycle of Change. Of creation and destruction, of flux, of difference and repetition. For Change itself always produces cycles of difference and eternal return.
@changer_of_ways_999
@changer_of_ways_999 3 жыл бұрын
Unless he changes his mind and becomes the God of Order to switch it up, which he did. He went back in time, called himself the Emperor just to give himself a worthy opponent.
@DiegoGutierrez-hm7sp
@DiegoGutierrez-hm7sp 3 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch: "Literally Born" Nyarlathotep: Ah, yes, my most precious son, you will carry my legacy. JUST AS PLANNED
@voidlordaiz9962
@voidlordaiz9962 2 жыл бұрын
Why nyar why
@Tytus_Albas
@Tytus_Albas Жыл бұрын
Yeah. Tzeentch is pretty much a weaker Nyarlathotep :P but more crazy, because he'll even stab himself in the back to keep the game going to have fun.
@NyarlathotepCrawlingChaos
@NyarlathotepCrawlingChaos 15 күн бұрын
*Fatherly pride intensifies*
@malletin
@malletin 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is the type of guy who would double cross himself to further another scheme a few millenia down the line.
@imperialguardsman5726
@imperialguardsman5726 Жыл бұрын
except that double crossing actually ends that same scheme he was furthering
@malletin
@malletin Жыл бұрын
@@imperialguardsman5726 which then furthers a tertiary scheme he was brewing somewhere else along the way.
@imperialguardsman5726
@imperialguardsman5726 Жыл бұрын
@@malletin However, furthering that scheme actually hinders a fourth scheme, furthering a fifth scheme
@dodojesus4529
@dodojesus4529 Жыл бұрын
​@@imperialguardsman5726 and scheme layer ten is unfucking scheme 2
@crispysatyr0355
@crispysatyr0355 Жыл бұрын
@@dodojesus4529 schemeception
@saibala9399
@saibala9399 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is basically The Internet.
@uncletzeentch2282
@uncletzeentch2282 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a unfoolish way to put it
@ghazghkullthraka6306
@ghazghkullthraka6306 4 жыл бұрын
or is he?
@Tobi_Q-airsoft
@Tobi_Q-airsoft 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say he is just 4chan
@slaaneshthedarkprince2000
@slaaneshthedarkprince2000 4 жыл бұрын
And the Internet is mostly porn
@Stuffandstuff974
@Stuffandstuff974 4 жыл бұрын
Only Tzeentch is less toxic.
@imperialfist2304
@imperialfist2304 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch fans when Majorkill covers Tzeentch: Just as planned
@azagorod8479
@azagorod8479 2 жыл бұрын
Aizen Sousuke = Tzeentch!! "Just as planned"
@fenrir7432
@fenrir7432 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@darthshaniqua8197
@darthshaniqua8197 4 жыл бұрын
Sponsoring yourself is like having money but with extra steps.
@chosenofkhorne2951
@chosenofkhorne2951 4 жыл бұрын
Zteench: just as planed 👌
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 3 жыл бұрын
Tax evasion.
@mitikrachunov5593
@mitikrachunov5593 4 жыл бұрын
The greatest trick Tzeentch ever pulled was when he convinced the world that he exists
@Fanatic808
@Fanatic808 4 жыл бұрын
Hehehehehehehe yes
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fanatic808 why am I surprised that the chaos god of change has multiple accounts?
@Nyghtking
@Nyghtking 2 жыл бұрын
The greatest trick he ever played was making you believe he planned anything when in fact he's just coming up with things on the spot.
@bl8de3
@bl8de3 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong god but okay
@ODespertarColetivo
@ODespertarColetivo 2 жыл бұрын
Nice Revolver ego reference ;)
@annamills7560
@annamills7560 3 жыл бұрын
"I am Kairos, Vizir of Tzeentch. Ask me anything but be advised one head speaks the truth while the other lies." Ordos Xenos:" Are you a genestealer?" Kairos: "No.Yes" "I knew it"
@Guruguru-nl8bs
@Guruguru-nl8bs 2 жыл бұрын
I miss Adrielle Quist
@Voltboy1449
@Voltboy1449 2 жыл бұрын
HEY YOU TZEENTCH SAID YOU WOULD DO THAT
@ogluqqychess4452
@ogluqqychess4452 Жыл бұрын
Ah the weaver of fates never/always ceases to continue to confuse/explain things to me
@mekingtiger9095
@mekingtiger9095 11 ай бұрын
I don't get it. But then again, I don't know what a genestealer is. But from what I searched very, very quickly, is this question supposed to be a play on the Liar's Paradox?
@rabbidfanatic535
@rabbidfanatic535 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch wanted you post this video. We are all puppets to the great tzeentch's plan. We all play our part in his great game.
@uncletzeentch2282
@uncletzeentch2282 4 жыл бұрын
Speaking the obvious is the mark of a fool
@rabbidfanatic535
@rabbidfanatic535 4 жыл бұрын
@@uncletzeentch2282 Wait....... I feel as if I've been tricked, I feel as if I've been mislead. I feel my mind unraveling.
@danvojnovic6804
@danvojnovic6804 4 жыл бұрын
"No' -Rogal Dorn
@rabbidfanatic535
@rabbidfanatic535 4 жыл бұрын
@@danvojnovic6804 yes
@rabbidfanatic535
@rabbidfanatic535 4 жыл бұрын
@CXVII 117 R All according to his plan, we just don't know it.
@houston_co7769
@houston_co7769 4 жыл бұрын
And yet for all his power he lost a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
@KhaosAdmiral
@KhaosAdmiral 4 жыл бұрын
well, that is because he didn't have Kairos on hand
@timothybelleci3554
@timothybelleci3554 4 жыл бұрын
It was a part of his plan. JUST AS PLANNED
@wrath2501
@wrath2501 4 жыл бұрын
That never happened. Tzeentch denies it to this day.
@silasclayton7777
@silasclayton7777 4 жыл бұрын
NOT CANNON!!
@houston_co7769
@houston_co7769 4 жыл бұрын
@@silasclayton7777 that's what Tzeentch wants you to believe
@plaidpvcpipe3792
@plaidpvcpipe3792 3 жыл бұрын
3:54 Honestly, Tits Snitch sounds like a great dude to play Warhammer with, he'll bait you into winning, so that he can get revenge the next time you play. It sounds like playing with him would be a rollercoaster of awesome moments, because he likes to make things interesting.
@newtubevector
@newtubevector 4 жыл бұрын
So being under tseench is like always pressing the "you get this" but "this also happens"
@revdarian
@revdarian 6 күн бұрын
Yes, but you never know what is the item that you will get and what will happen... Rng baby, because otherwise it's boring!
@cernos7230
@cernos7230 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch: HAHA, I'm too good for this game Also Tzeentch: WAIT, I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS GAME!?!??!?!
@Tytus_Albas
@Tytus_Albas Жыл бұрын
Self nerfs so the game doesn't get bricked.
@Ratich
@Ratich 4 жыл бұрын
Good good it's going just as planned he fell for it! -Tzeentch probably
@suguri2075
@suguri2075 2 жыл бұрын
About himself most likely
@rootsnootthnute8598
@rootsnootthnute8598 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is hard to outsmart, but he's not hard to outsmart, there might not seem to be a difference but that's just the way it works, just look at Zuvassin the Undoer, he does to Tzeentch what Tzeentch does to everyone else, and on top of it, he screws with everyone else too, and himself.
@guythat779
@guythat779 2 жыл бұрын
TBF he probably wants to be outsmarted
@riccardogemme
@riccardogemme 4 жыл бұрын
When Majorkill speaks in memes.... and it's RvB memes YES
@rustkarl
@rustkarl 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... that’s illegal.
@sirgideonofnir6840
@sirgideonofnir6840 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly he's just the chaos God of improvisation. Hes be a great dungeon master
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 Жыл бұрын
That’s not improvisation
@MajesticDemonLord
@MajesticDemonLord 4 жыл бұрын
It's okay MajorKill - we understand that as an Australian, you are Genetically predisposed to not be able to speak words properly.
@JCGver
@JCGver 2 жыл бұрын
For any americans wanting to do a Australian accent right: Drink until you start slurring your words, then slam back couple of thick lines of speed to bring the speed your talking with back to normal.
@helpmereach690subscribers3
@helpmereach690subscribers3 3 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling Tzeentch and Sheogorath would get along well
@literallynotmypiano9233
@literallynotmypiano9233 4 ай бұрын
Spy vs. Spy antics
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 4 жыл бұрын
"What is Majorkill really though?"
@YorktownUSA
@YorktownUSA 4 жыл бұрын
"Excellent question asshole!" Lol
@aceofspadesguy4913
@aceofspadesguy4913 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is just someone who doesn’t want to finish playing a game all the way through so whenever they get to 95% completion they start a new game. If don’t need to move the pieces to win because you can just toss the whole board, then what’s the point? It’s all about playing the game.
@changer_of_ways_999
@changer_of_ways_999 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... that's Total War in a nutshell. The game stops being fun after mid game usually. It just becomes a boring mop up.
@Darkon2050
@Darkon2050 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve made a bad habit of doing this exact thing.
@redacted9912
@redacted9912 3 жыл бұрын
@@changer_of_ways_999 yeah that’s exactly why I have about 10 different incomplete dwarf campaigns.
@MajorWarrington2875
@MajorWarrington2875 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early was when the space wolves weren’t furries
@kittenandtheboys7965
@kittenandtheboys7965 4 жыл бұрын
So you never woke up this early
@alfiemoloney1163
@alfiemoloney1163 4 жыл бұрын
But they were always furries
@varangiangaming7178
@varangiangaming7178 4 жыл бұрын
Impossible
@johnivanoplimo5172
@johnivanoplimo5172 4 жыл бұрын
Space Corgi.
@errorcode9542
@errorcode9542 2 жыл бұрын
ye im not early
@sim.frischh9781
@sim.frischh9781 4 жыл бұрын
Humans DO have a tentacle, our tongue is pretty much one.
@sim.frischh9781
@sim.frischh9781 4 жыл бұрын
@@mekhane.broken9678 Not a Magus Biologis? Damn, gotta work harder...
@bigpigeon2384
@bigpigeon2384 4 жыл бұрын
I read a story (it was a fanfic don’t judge me) where the emperor actually regenerated since he’s a perpetual but in the time it took him to that the Throne emperor became a separate warp entity that believed itself to be the real emperor so he had to go into hiding with only his most trusted custodes and sisters of silence. This is unrelated to this video I just it’s an insanely interesting idea
@donaldthump6461
@donaldthump6461 4 жыл бұрын
That would be a fucking awesome plot point
@bigpigeon2384
@bigpigeon2384 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Thump Right? That fic was full of shit like that. Like a Blackstone fortress being filled with the emperors light and subsequently detonating Commorragh and most of the webway with only some small parts cegorach managed to save surviving and in the process scaring all eldar in the galaxy with the emperor’s light
@donaldthump6461
@donaldthump6461 4 жыл бұрын
Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom I really hope they don’t fuck the end of 40k up like endtimes. That sounds so fucking awesome and 40k is a franchise where nothing is like to overpowered or too over overboard
@JoblessJimmy
@JoblessJimmy 2 жыл бұрын
What's it called
@chakatBombshell
@chakatBombshell 4 жыл бұрын
Humanity in 40K needs to realize you can beat the chaos gods by making human made archangel saints of the good and positive aspects of these gods severely weakening them. It would be hard to do so but then just create a great cult to the emperor entirely devoted to moderation.. That is honestly all that is needed a god of moderation and common sense.
@Chaotic42Kami
@Chaotic42Kami 2 жыл бұрын
That is HERESY. Jokes aside, while a decent idea...Humanity would just fuck it up, like the Eldar, and end up making a new Chaos God of middles or something. A Chaos God that always does things half-way or that forces their worshippers to limit themselves...
@gorg6151
@gorg6151 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chaotic42Kami Chaos god of Sloth
@poggestfrog
@poggestfrog Жыл бұрын
Tzeentch would be like, "hey guys I'm the new god of moderation. MODERATING YOUR STAGNATION AND UNCHANGING WAYS, BITCH", proceeding to make Khorne the god of dogs and cereal, finishing the Khorne Flakes prophecy.
@lborlet5204
@lborlet5204 Жыл бұрын
@@poggestfrogfor some reason the image that came to mind was a red pitbull with the symbol of khorne on it eating cereal
@poggestfrog
@poggestfrog Жыл бұрын
@@lborlet5204 take your meds
@clueless2001
@clueless2001 4 жыл бұрын
When you get to the end of this video "We've been tricked, backstabbed, and, quite possible, bamboozled"
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 3 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is the chaos god, that literally is the god of *chaos* , he fucks with everyone for the fun of it
@mrdigzs
@mrdigzs 4 жыл бұрын
You know that nobody never really talked about this chaos God he is talked about but not much so I’m happy to see this
@owenmccann8070
@owenmccann8070 4 жыл бұрын
I watch warhammer videos and only know a little bit about Tzeentch. He rarely is mention at least in KZbin videos.
@lordtoademort8124
@lordtoademort8124 4 жыл бұрын
Just as planned?
@YorktownUSA
@YorktownUSA 4 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? People mention him all the time.
@mrdigzs
@mrdigzs 4 жыл бұрын
YorktownUSA No your wrong some people don’t talk about him that much
@lordtoademort8124
@lordtoademort8124 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrdigzs he seems to come up fairly often on the meme subreddit
@MiaMooreA
@MiaMooreA 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, Kitten still beat him at that child's card game.
@sohamc4979
@sohamc4979 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch Daemons have a bewildering number of forms and sizes. They can look like lumpy bits of animated flesh or composite creatures blending the forms of a dozen different animals. Daemons of Tzeentch may wear mail armour and wield weapons, but most rely on their natural weapons and defences.
@finnolaf3822
@finnolaf3822 3 жыл бұрын
I doubt even Tzeentch understands his own actions. When u think about it, as an ever volatile entity, Tzeentch is probably the most dangerous. Thats what I think about late at night, when my brain decides no sleep for u.
@odo27epic-cage83
@odo27epic-cage83 4 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say thank you Majorkill for forgetting how to accurately pronounce Tzeentch and calling him tits snitch in a group of 40k players and the room going dead quiet.
@griffincrump5077
@griffincrump5077 3 жыл бұрын
Majorkill is like the KZbin equivalent of 1d4chan, which is why he’s also my favorite
@saeyabor
@saeyabor 3 жыл бұрын
>Tzeentch >explained Whatever you're about to say is wrong because he wants it that way.
@OriginalVoiceBox
@OriginalVoiceBox 4 жыл бұрын
Digging the new mic settings. If there is one? Think I noticed it?
@Stuffandstuff974
@Stuffandstuff974 4 жыл бұрын
Get your tongue out of majorkills arse.
@firstoftwouk2195
@firstoftwouk2195 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a video about the God of Hope. I like it when MajorKill focuses on the brighter aspects of Warhammer.
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill: Today's video is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends Tit-Snitch: *JuST aS PLannED!* Majorkill: But not really Tit-Snitch: *jUSt AS pLAnnEd!!!*
@dinocha0s
@dinocha0s 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeench is my second favorite chaos god because i think he is truly the most evil and the one who causes the most damage.... Yes from a first perspective , Nurgle and Khorne do cause alot of suffering death and misery , but int he long game....Tzeench will turn entire armies/fleets/factions and empires agaisnt each other while also bending reality to his own twisted version
@revdarian
@revdarian 6 күн бұрын
How dare you!.... Papa Nurgle doesn't bring destruction, he brings you Joy, happiness, and gifts! So many many gifts! You are just jealous of Papa!
@nibo4185
@nibo4185 4 жыл бұрын
did you get a new mic? sounding criiiiiiisp
@athan336
@athan336 Жыл бұрын
I like tzeentch because he's the most lovecraftian cosmic entity in 40k
@markbrassfield9793
@markbrassfield9793 4 жыл бұрын
A new video ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
@justinrivera1618
@justinrivera1618 4 жыл бұрын
Him beating Timmy in public was definitely a part of my master plan, you reading this is also part of my master plan and what you do next…
@ethandew1768
@ethandew1768 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit
@aczeartk7032
@aczeartk7032 2 жыл бұрын
I see Tzeenth as "Lmao gottem" just pure unadulterated chaotic fun
@MrLC-cd8ms
@MrLC-cd8ms 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... It cant be! I think I have proof that Timmy is actually Tz- AGKGKENSGJRNBTHFIITNRNRNJ *spawn noises continue*
@zaubergurke5468
@zaubergurke5468 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is easily my favorite Chaosgod since i got to know him in Warhammer Online.
@1973Washu
@1973Washu 4 жыл бұрын
"This is 100% accurate" ~ Alpharius
@vincent_hall
@vincent_hall 3 жыл бұрын
Loves change, god of evolution, hates satisfaction, makes people grow tentacles. Hey, I like this guy!
@AndroxineVortex
@AndroxineVortex 4 жыл бұрын
I am loving this channel, so glad I found it! Keep up the great videos my guy
@mrbigbadninja
@mrbigbadninja 4 жыл бұрын
aaaaayyyyyy the boi always hitting us up with the fire content
@zuluactual839
@zuluactual839 4 жыл бұрын
"Tzeentch is an indecisive mollusk"
@MrSamueleD
@MrSamueleD 4 жыл бұрын
Joke is on you: I had a Raid Shadow Legends ad before the video
@Sorontur3
@Sorontur3 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite 40k god. Troll on a galactic scale.
@rockstar6goalkeeper
@rockstar6goalkeeper 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 90% sure I've heard you and others say that Khorne is the most powerful chaos god, but it's been a while. Something like he can go toe to toe without ANY magic, and the scale of galactic warfare.
@DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot
@DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot Жыл бұрын
Tzeentch would sacrifice a checkmate for an en passant in chess for the fun of it.
@adventarchivist5789
@adventarchivist5789 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this one. Now everything rounds ouy. Tzeentch will be pleased.
@commissarbearz
@commissarbearz 4 жыл бұрын
So who is ready to play with me Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
@TonyGabagooligan
@TonyGabagooligan 4 жыл бұрын
ALL ABOARD! ALL ABOARD! THE RUSE CRUISE IS NOW DEPARTING!
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
@directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 жыл бұрын
oy vey
@jacksilencer8076
@jacksilencer8076 4 жыл бұрын
recentley I found out that tzeentch was my favourite chaos god so thanks majorkill
@ewfurry6499
@ewfurry6499 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sircomealot18, very cool!
@youtubeaccount6539
@youtubeaccount6539 4 күн бұрын
The only deception that Tzeentch has ever pulled, is tricking everyone into thinking that it’s all a part of his plan.
@BulkBrogan.
@BulkBrogan. 3 жыл бұрын
So Tzeench is the genius shitpost God Now I love him lmao
@thexenohunter5355
@thexenohunter5355 3 жыл бұрын
1:14 Just kidding. You've been fooled. Pranked. Tricked. Deceived. Bamboozled. Led astray. Insulted.
@damonatherstone9195
@damonatherstone9195 4 жыл бұрын
So we're really just going to do it to brimstone horrors like that, huh?
@youknow_nothing
@youknow_nothing 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the guy put it a funny suggestion, you used it and it just work great because it became a channel joke
@Invisimo34
@Invisimo34 4 жыл бұрын
So early you can still smell the tentacles
@taxllax2104
@taxllax2104 4 жыл бұрын
They can't tax you if you are shattered into a million little pieces. -Tzeentch (Probably?)
@sohamc4979
@sohamc4979 4 жыл бұрын
What mortal does not desire to comprehend the mysteries of destiny, or to harness awesome magic power? The Chaos god Tzeentch holds the keys to such terrible knowledge. His price, however, is steep - his worshippers become pawns in his incessant game to undermine civilisation and to outflank his fellow Ruinous Powers. Tzeentch rewards his followers with mutation and insanity, and when they die, he claims their souls as his playthings. Tzeentch is known by a thousand epithets. He is the Weaver of All Fates, who spins a tangled web to achieve his incomprehensible ends. He is the Great Conspirator, whispering evil counsel in the ears of monarchs, and nurturing murderous ambition and rebellion among their subjects. He plucks the strings of jealousy and resentment to make evil-minded men and women dance like marionettes at his command. He is the Great Sorcerer, tempting scholars with forbidden truths, and inspiring wizards to delve into the darkest aspects of their lore. Above all he is the Changer of Ways, who watches in fascination as mortal flesh warps at his touch, and as natural form gives way to his anarchic imagination. In grimoires proscribed by sane men, disciples of Tzeentch have scribbled their visions of their divine master. No two descriptions are alike. Sometimes the god is represented as a mist of shifting colours, or as a huge daemon with a vulturous beak and multi-hued wings. Sometimes he is envisaged as a giant whose head and torso are impossibly one, with great horns rising from his shoulders, and whose skin crawls with leering faces that repeat his every utterance in a thousand subtle nuances. The black orbs of his eyes are said to sparkle like the endless depths of the empyrean, and his brow is furrowed as though he is ruminating over an unsolvable puzzle. The Winds of Magic curl around him like a rainbow of serpents. His sacred number is nine, and his rune resembles a flame or perhaps a writhing snake. Tzeentch’s worshippers believe that he reigns from an Impossible Fortress deep in the Realm of Chaos. At its heart, protected by a crystal labyrinth of inconceivable geometry, is the Hidden Library, a hall of eternal dimensions that stores all the knowledge of the universe. Tzeentch stares for eons into the Well of Eternity for clues from the past and the future that will help him fulfil his schemes. When Tzeentch stirs from his reverie, treachery, insanity, mutation, and strife afflict the world.
@babysealsareyummy
@babysealsareyummy 2 жыл бұрын
12:53 Imagine getting beat to death with a book on a stick
@redluke8119
@redluke8119 4 жыл бұрын
Great Video keep at it March to a million Yuuuuut
@xamael1989
@xamael1989 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeesnitch the jeez king spraying on timmy the jeez horde
@awesomehpt8938
@awesomehpt8938 4 жыл бұрын
Just as planned! Hehehehe
@uncletzeentch2282
@uncletzeentch2282 4 жыл бұрын
U bet
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus 8 күн бұрын
You really got me with the _Raid_ thing for a second. 😅
@Jesus_Offical
@Jesus_Offical 4 жыл бұрын
I Sometimes odly Enough i can relate To him
@businessgoose5731
@businessgoose5731 4 жыл бұрын
This video was a fuckiing masterpiece, you literally cant stop making absolute bangers man
@ottovonbismarck7094
@ottovonbismarck7094 4 жыл бұрын
But the question is, can Tzeentch understand the Alpha legion?
@sonicsucks20
@sonicsucks20 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he created them with the Emperor of course.
@centepededeacon7352
@centepededeacon7352 4 жыл бұрын
It's Swockwickdus two, the return of the Joke.
@sohamc4979
@sohamc4979 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is the Chaos God of magic, treachery and eternal change, and patron to any who seek lost or forbidden knowledge. Weaving the fates of mortals as if they were but puppets in a cruel play of his own design, Tzeentch cares little for the petty rivalries of the other Gods, concerned only with the manipulation and corruption of others to suit his dark agenda. Watching others destroy themselves unwittingly at his behest is a source of endless amusement to Tzeentch, whose greatest strength lies in the manipulation of others, and countless are the times that his rival Chaos Gods have made war upon each other at some perceived slight, as not even they are beyond the reach of his lies. So fathomless are Tzeentch’s plans that whole generations can pass between cause and effect, a harmless action taken one day maturing into the ruination of cities many years later, though seemingly impossible that one could have been responsible for the other. It is therefore of no surprise that the servants and worshippers of Tzeentch are amongst the most deceptive and treacherous enemies of mankind, corrupting from within with murder and lies, or working from the shadows, manipulating others to do their bidding. Rare indeed are the times that the minions of change resort to open conflict to achieve their goals, though in such circumstances, one can expect to see the full power of Dark Magic unleashed with deadly skill, as Tzeentch’s followers are often blessed with a fearsome magical ability as a boon from the God of Magic.
@aleksandarmarkovic2664
@aleksandarmarkovic2664 Жыл бұрын
someone: stubs their toe, screams and awakes. their mum tzench: just as i planed
@speakeroftheowls2394
@speakeroftheowls2394 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is just a prankster god that’s what I got from this
@johnquinn2676
@johnquinn2676 4 жыл бұрын
Whose pranks can destroy empires.
@nukedpyro
@nukedpyro 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch and Sheogorath would've been best friends
@MrPanLidTV
@MrPanLidTV 4 жыл бұрын
Damn this mic sounds so alpha and B O O M I N G
@almightykingpin6322
@almightykingpin6322 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE GODS
@garank4971
@garank4971 4 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOOOOD
@mkruse2000
@mkruse2000 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, I do love your new sponsor! . . . And also Tits-snitch. Biggestus Dickesssus in the entire warhammerverse.
@sohamc4979
@sohamc4979 4 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch The Changer of Ways, the Master of Fortune, the Great Conspirator, the Architect of Fate Tzeentch is the Master of Magic, the Secret Whisper of Power, and the Lord of Change. Regal and horrible, Tzeentch pulls the strings of magic and fate from his realm, scrying the skeins of the future and past to manipulate the world to his liking. He is the most generous of the Chaos Gods, granting boons to all that ask for them, but the price for these gifts is terrible in the extreme. He is the master of lies and subterfuge, secret powers behind the throne, black pacts, and deals that end in treachery. Tzeentch is the greatest source of Chaos magic, and many of his servants are Black Magisters or dabblers in the occult. Even those that turn their backs on him recognise him as a prime source of magic. Tzeentch is depicted as a huge, grossly formed humanoid with gangly limbs. Tzeentch lacks a head, and his face sits squarely in his chest. Two writhing, flexible “horns” ending in hideous faces adorn his shoulders. As Tzeentch speaks, these two faces whisper in both agreement and contradiction with his statements, making it confusing and maddening to hear. However, as the embodiment of change, Tzeentch can take any form he chooses, and those that receive visions of him find it difficult to describe in detail what they see. His domain within the Realm of Chaos is fluid and mutable, where time and space seem to stretch and change like hot wax. Tzeentch’s true goals are difficult to fathom. If he seeks to dominate the world, his methods are oblique at best, and it seems that he prefers using others as pawns to further his plans. Tzeentch enjoys corrupting mortals by blessing them with power that is too much for them to handle, especially Magisters, Priests, and others capable of wielding magic. For mortals lacking a magical gift, Tzeentch promises lures of secret knowledge and ways to bring down rivals. With the notable exception of Nurgle, Tzeentch sees the other Gods of Chaos as forces of change, and therefore, is content to let them exist relatively unmolested. In Tzeentch’s eyes, Nurgle is a stagnant force at odds with the Lord of Change’s goals. Hence Tzeentch’s followers are often at odds with Nurgle’s. Symbols The symbol of Tzeentch is a sphere, bracketed by a strange, twisting sigil, though his followers sometimes use the all-seeing eye, a symbol appropriate for the Architect of Fate. Wizards recognise it for its magical might and fear it for its dark power. Those that view the symbol too long swear it writhes and pulses before their very eyes-and to do so for too long invites madness. Tzeentch’s colours are bright and brash, with special emphasis on vibrant yellows, shimmering blues, and gold. His followers don intricate and baroque clothing and armour, covered in both his symbol and other arcane runes. Unlike most of the other beings of Chaos, followers of Tzeentch are often amazingly clean and often shimmer with an unholy light as unwanted sunlight glints off of polished metal and the bright colours of their clothing and armour. Birds of all sorts, especially vultures and condors, are sacred to Tzeentch. Some of his favoured mutations to bestow on followers are to transform their head into that of a twisted eagle, grant them multi-coloured wings, or alter their hands and feet into gnarled talons. Temperament Tzeentch is universally regarded as the Dread God of Magic. He is associated with all magicians, and also those who seek personal power for their own ends. Tzeentch does not care who calls his name, as long as they are willing to make a Faustian pact, where magical power and insight is granted in exchange for the will and soul of the bargainer. Strictures Mutable and unpredictable in the extreme, Tzeentch’s tenants are difficult to fathom. Despite this, there are some things that Tzeentch continually demands from his followers: • Change is the only constant in the world. To resist it is to incur the wrath of Tzeentch. • Magic is the greatest force of change, and a person should study its techniques whenever possible. • To bring Chaos to a land and its people is to invoke Change. Topple the foundations of law and order whenever and wherever possible. • Reject old ways and embrace the new at all times.
@jimbomcbob7849
@jimbomcbob7849 11 ай бұрын
Three years later, I still wonder why tf you write like this
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 2 жыл бұрын
"Gimme your soul, gimme your soul, gimme your soul, gimme your soul..." --The Emperor of Mankind
@danici02
@danici02 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, big Tzeentch vibes creating a fake account just for the excuse of making a silly joke
@LargerRanger5-Mhz-mW
@LargerRanger5-Mhz-mW 2 жыл бұрын
“We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and we been quite possibly... bamboozled.”
@NightshadeX85
@NightshadeX85 4 жыл бұрын
Back in the 90's Tzeentch was pronounced as Tease-nitch .
@jeffnavarro2563
@jeffnavarro2563 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch wanted the Emperor to be born, he was bored after all...
@xxiSHTAr9000x
@xxiSHTAr9000x 2 жыл бұрын
I always saw the Chaos gods in this light: Khorne: The most destructive chaos god Nurgle: The most contempt/natural chaos god Slaanesh: The most evil chaos god Tzeentch: The most unpredictable chaos god
@Mr.Doodlebob
@Mr.Doodlebob 4 жыл бұрын
i can handle being tricked. i can handle being backstabbed. but you go too far when you bamboozle me
@jaredbuchan1983
@jaredbuchan1983 4 жыл бұрын
Eyyy love being this early
@გიორგიმოსაშვილი-ო3დ
@გიორგიმოსაშვილი-ო3დ 4 жыл бұрын
The chaos god of JUST AS PLANNED!
@TheMaxyms
@TheMaxyms 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen" -Tzeentch
@timmycriticizing5960
@timmycriticizing5960 3 жыл бұрын
You did not need to destroy my lemonade stand then beat me majorkill and if your so much about Tzeentch wouldn't you know he was manipulating you to attack my lemonade stand
@gergokerekes4550
@gergokerekes4550 4 жыл бұрын
nah, Creed is still better. Anything is a scout, anything can be hidden
@insanemang9983
@insanemang9983 4 жыл бұрын
When you think about it papa nurgle is the best chaos god to be under. If you can get past how you'll look in the aftermath you soon find out its not that bad of a gig.
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