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@majorkill
@majorkill 4 жыл бұрын
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@number1579
@number1579 4 жыл бұрын
Who asked?
@mandast7455
@mandast7455 4 жыл бұрын
Why tf are you awake at 3 am go to sleep. Take care of yourself majorkill
@Cheese-qk1ft
@Cheese-qk1ft 4 жыл бұрын
That livestream with Legend was Gay as fuck my man what happened to you
@markandrew207
@markandrew207 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know
@KaiserAfini
@KaiserAfini 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the major lore point that the Emperor was likely the shaman's answer to the most foul creation of Chaos: the Tzeentchian Irritation Maximizing Mutated Yabberer or TIMMY for short.
@Greg-zo4du
@Greg-zo4du 4 жыл бұрын
The Emperor was just blinded by Horus's bald head and couldn't proporly defend himself in time.
@fadelsukoco3092
@fadelsukoco3092 4 жыл бұрын
That, and his own aura of glowiness was competing with the chaotic glowiness of Horus' baldness for dominance of the room they were in.
@afl2138
@afl2138 4 жыл бұрын
Horus reflected emperor's shining glow back at him with his baldness
@murderousmayhem6362
@murderousmayhem6362 4 жыл бұрын
@@fadelsukoco3092 Being around them must've been like living in the Unreal engine
@marcus4046
@marcus4046 4 жыл бұрын
@@murderousmayhem6362 either that or it must be like when you go into discord white mode or when you go from assassin creed revelations loading screen to assassin creed 3 loading screen.
@murderousmayhem6362
@murderousmayhem6362 4 жыл бұрын
@@marcus4046 Lol
@Im18NowYayHAHA
@Im18NowYayHAHA 4 жыл бұрын
"God tier vegetable" "Golden Skeletor"
@murderousmayhem6362
@murderousmayhem6362 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 3 жыл бұрын
Probably not the worst names he has had. Like “shrieking skeleton in a bag.”
@TheVix7777
@TheVix7777 3 жыл бұрын
Not if alpha legion actually spirits away isha and brings the emperor back to his full might. Then he will be "God tier living human"
@PZY.Studios
@PZY.Studios Жыл бұрын
Inquisitor it's this one right her..... Wow that's quite a shiney space marine any way This One inquisitor Brodie Clark
@1Loftwing1
@1Loftwing1 Жыл бұрын
You’re talking mad shit for someone in Bolter Distance
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 4 жыл бұрын
You remember when Emps, while in his current state, used to shed very tiny tears over every single soldier that die in his name? And how his tears were so damn potent the Custodes collected them to later give it to people who would throw said bottles of tears at daemons in order to kill them? I remember. Remember well. Along with Emps being a very flawed but genuinely good and well meaning guy.
@bantacommander8744
@bantacommander8744 3 жыл бұрын
Pepperidge Farm remembers
@jaxontrimble2553
@jaxontrimble2553 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of a shit parent though. That ended up biting him in the ass
@bantacommander8744
@bantacommander8744 3 жыл бұрын
'member Chewbacca again..? ooh! ooh! I 'member!
@stuv1996
@stuv1996 2 жыл бұрын
I'm newer to the series, so that's the old lore is what you're saying? And in the current canon he's not as loving/humanized?
@vogel2499
@vogel2499 2 жыл бұрын
@@stuv1996 He's still kind, but he stopped pursuing the idea of utopia for humankind. He accepts that throwing millions of human into meat-grinder is necessary for their existences.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
"How powerful is The God Emperor of Mankind?" "Yes"
@eltonjohntubola3212
@eltonjohntubola3212 4 жыл бұрын
No.
@uxsenebeli
@uxsenebeli 4 жыл бұрын
brah what is your secret. how you are doing this
@noah4279
@noah4279 4 жыл бұрын
@@eltonjohntubola3212 is that heresy I hear (loads Bolter with religious intent)
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ 4 жыл бұрын
I designed a JoJo Stand for him & it has a wiki page
@chedydanza4704
@chedydanza4704 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Go chad!
@disparatebroom7705
@disparatebroom7705 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Lord Farquaad died in Shrek but realized his psyker powers and realized he was destined to lead mankind
@Sid-uc5ms
@Sid-uc5ms 4 жыл бұрын
And also got transformed into a 16ft tall God without insecurities
@eonstar2441
@eonstar2441 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sid-uc5ms thats canon
@sirius6738
@sirius6738 4 жыл бұрын
Now i understand why he is called "The big *E* "
@HeroofMightandmagic1
@HeroofMightandmagic1 4 жыл бұрын
I am severely annoyed at the realisation that Lord Farquad and Emps has a ridiculously similar facial structure and hair
@louissymon3460
@louissymon3460 4 жыл бұрын
How dare you... Shrek is obviously a young GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
@FinallyAlone
@FinallyAlone 4 жыл бұрын
He went from Chad thundercock to Vlad rottencock.
@railleyandrewdeguzman196
@railleyandrewdeguzman196 3 жыл бұрын
sir thats heresy against our one and only god of makind the emperor
@sixela2268
@sixela2268 3 жыл бұрын
HERESY!!!!!!!
@hiyou2859
@hiyou2859 3 жыл бұрын
𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨
@ezekielvonlichenstein3476
@ezekielvonlichenstein3476 3 жыл бұрын
How dare you you insult our emperor
@smily9021
@smily9021 2 жыл бұрын
Heresy! Burn the heretic!
@johannesedens9300
@johannesedens9300 4 жыл бұрын
I like th Theory, that the Emperor casted some parts of his personality out, into the Primarchs. In the Theory he did that, because he deemed those traits unfitting for th deffinitly not god Emperor of Mankind. So when Sanguinius died, his self doubt came back to him, wich lead to him not killing Horus Because of it.
@amenahmed672
@amenahmed672 4 жыл бұрын
thats actually a pretty logical explanation if you think about it, after all he was about to yeet his favourite "son"
@adamhanson5565
@adamhanson5565 4 жыл бұрын
He's Father from FMA:B?
@KriegCommisar
@KriegCommisar 3 жыл бұрын
@@amenahmed672 and after he did he turned into a vegetable. Symbolic lobotomy.
@amenahmed672
@amenahmed672 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@soulsemblance3163
@soulsemblance3163 2 жыл бұрын
@@KriegCommisar you mean the God emperor became a vegetable? Just got into this ans I understand 0 and have no idea where to start if I wanna get into the lore
@birdofgrey6542
@birdofgrey6542 4 жыл бұрын
"I ain't gay but... yeah" Everyone is at least gay for the emperor, even when balls aren't touching
@Nogdog945
@Nogdog945 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! It’s not as long as you have your socks on, get it right
@ultra-papasmurf
@ultra-papasmurf 4 жыл бұрын
*The second i saw the title i nearly lubricated my flashlight rifle*
@finnishboo4192
@finnishboo4192 3 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@tu4i775
@tu4i775 3 жыл бұрын
Keep it maintained He shall return soon
@noah4279
@noah4279 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone who follows slaanesh are simps Everyone who follows the emperor are Chad's
@karlfranz310
@karlfranz310 4 жыл бұрын
True
@nischaanonbracke7420
@nischaanonbracke7420 4 жыл бұрын
This coming from Obi-Wan himself explains a lot
@uncletzeentch2282
@uncletzeentch2282 4 жыл бұрын
Its a shame because i have the high ground unlike your boned emperor.
@noah4279
@noah4279 4 жыл бұрын
@@uncletzeentch2282 my Emperor maybe bone but at least I'm not boned everyday like the followers of slaanesh
@jadedseer
@jadedseer 4 жыл бұрын
Virgin Chads, yes. Space marines? Can't get it up. Inquisitors? HERESY! Guardsmen? What's a....pussy? So Chads, yes, but they all virgins.
@KaiserAfini
@KaiserAfini 4 жыл бұрын
"Sire, you studied every aspect of science, warfare and art known to mankind ?" "Indeed I did" "What about psychology, rhetoric and parenting skills ?" "Psychology ? I just expect absolute trust from those near me without revealing much about myself. Rhetoric ? Why accept different perspectives when you can destroy them by force ? Worked great on Terra and Monarchia. Parenting skills ? What for ? I don't expect my sons to have different values systems from me or have a hard time establishing a familiar connection after they were raised in completely different worlds, the occasional chat and crusading duty are all they need. You Remembrancers and your silly questions crack me up"
@imperialplebian2547
@imperialplebian2547 4 жыл бұрын
Famous last words before becoming a chair bound astronomican battery and a quadriplegic cripple.
@marcwittkowski5146
@marcwittkowski5146 4 жыл бұрын
This is gold.
@zito2526
@zito2526 4 жыл бұрын
It would be necessary to search very well in the lore how old each Primarch was when the Emperor found them. Neither was a child of age. Even seeing them as a normal human, many were already adults in terms of age. Directly many had a serious autism
@Conejoazul2018
@Conejoazul2018 4 жыл бұрын
*10.000 years later.* *Emperor in his mind* "Man I Was Such An Dumbass,Next Time I Will Try To Change My Future."
@murderousmayhem6362
@murderousmayhem6362 4 жыл бұрын
@@Conejoazul2018 "Sob"
@Gat720Dua
@Gat720Dua 4 жыл бұрын
"In the grim dark future there is only war." These words forever set the tone of WH40K, I have a huge soft-spot for edgy story telling, not because how edgy they can be but how much they emphasize simple things like hope. No matter how grim dark things can get for that universe there will always be hope.
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, the hope that the true Lord of the Galaxy, His Eminence, Szarekh, The Last of The Silent Kings, will reunite his scattered people so that they may take their rightful place as the dominant empire and bring peace to this war torn galaxy. :-)
@MGrey-qb5xz
@MGrey-qb5xz 2 жыл бұрын
Upon death 99 percent of people end in hell to be tortured by warp demons, hope for that b*tch
@OljeiKhan
@OljeiKhan 2 жыл бұрын
@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 or just get pommeled by a named Ultramarines company kekw
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 2 жыл бұрын
@@OljeiKhan yeah. Probably. The plot armor is strong with the Blue Boys.
@diegoundreiner6392
@diegoundreiner6392 2 жыл бұрын
@@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 I saw somewhere that since orks believe the color blue is super lucky that makes the blue boys super lucky which translates to plot armour
@mcnaughe
@mcnaughe 4 жыл бұрын
I actually like the fact that Big E was reluctant to kill Horus. Aside from humanizing him, it helps create a narratively satisfying conclusion to his story arc through the Crusade and Heresy.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын
It’s double sad if you look up a pic of Big E holding a baby horus and gently crooning “together, you and I shall do _great_ things…”
@capetel368
@capetel368 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan That was Valdor Im preety sure.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын
@@capetel368 it’s sadder if you see Horus instead.
@capetel368
@capetel368 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan perhaps
@CHRF-55457
@CHRF-55457 4 ай бұрын
It's almost as if he grew to love the primarchs as his own sons... Because remember, there's this story about the Emperor telling someone of why he lets the primarchs call him father. Pinocchio exists in the wh40k universe, and the Emperor has read it once.
@DBSG1976
@DBSG1976 4 жыл бұрын
"The grandaddy of daddy issues."
@bensarchminion
@bensarchminion 4 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, the Mechanicum was trying to annoy Jimmy Space while he was uniting Terra.
@xxthexcaliburxx
@xxthexcaliburxx 3 жыл бұрын
I've never played 40K, nor have I ever spent time with the lore of 40k, however as an outsider and Fan of more grounded and realistic sci-fi, I find 40K to be extremely funny. Everything just goes: take the worst thing to exist in any other sci-fi or fantasy universe multiply that by a thousand and have it fight each other
@NinjapowerMS
@NinjapowerMS 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly ignoring the super edgy stuff. A lot of their races has some creative twist around it and just really interesting to get into.
@XxShadow101xX
@XxShadow101xX 2 жыл бұрын
Its just Super-Sized Sci-Fi: Brawl basically.
@surtaandume_psykermystyk4010
@surtaandume_psykermystyk4010 2 жыл бұрын
You're not so unenlightened as you think, then lol. Welcome, friend.
@damonedrington3453
@damonedrington3453 Жыл бұрын
Other Sci-Fi: Oh my god, an entire PLANET is gone! WH40K: Oh sweet, we only lost 40 planets to that small ork waagh.
@MrNinja543
@MrNinja543 Жыл бұрын
The fans really give off borderlands humor vibes. Just add “badass” to everything and tell corny jokes
@TantheTaxman
@TantheTaxman 4 жыл бұрын
Sanguineous kills Horus but falls to black rage. Emperor has to kill the angle. Just my head cannon
@zaganim3813
@zaganim3813 4 жыл бұрын
then the emperor commits seppukku?
@TantheTaxman
@TantheTaxman 4 жыл бұрын
@@zaganim3813 wounded from not wanting to sanguineous but that may be more epic.
@lapu2407
@lapu2407 4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill did actually talk about this idea in his video about the Horus heresy
@agentchaos9332
@agentchaos9332 4 жыл бұрын
Huh, it's like I've heard that theory on this channel before🤔
@flameknightplayz2939
@flameknightplayz2939 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to kill that angle because geometry sucks amirite
@Alco1999
@Alco1999 4 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie... I’m pissed off you said “shah...man” instead of “sharman”. But you also referenced South Park so...
@CynicalMournings
@CynicalMournings 4 жыл бұрын
Personally don't believe he's Ocka. Didn't hear a single 'cunt' in the entire thing.
@stephenporter4668
@stephenporter4668 4 жыл бұрын
"I am just an average 30000 year old scientist"
@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551
@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551 4 жыл бұрын
*The Man Emperor Of Mankind
@michaelwilson5114
@michaelwilson5114 4 жыл бұрын
The Manperor
@betchersgland7236
@betchersgland7236 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelwilson5114 Manly Manperor
@unitedstatesofamerica4987
@unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 жыл бұрын
Throneperor? Its valid but sounds strange. Man Emperor is perfect
@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551
@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551 4 жыл бұрын
@@unitedstatesofamerica4987 I agree
@inquisitorwalmarius6650
@inquisitorwalmarius6650 4 жыл бұрын
THE MANLIEST MANPEROR OF MANKIND, AND HE PROTECTS
@flamingtp4947
@flamingtp4947 4 жыл бұрын
"as he fixed a toaster just by touching it" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
@barklordofthesith2997
@barklordofthesith2997 3 жыл бұрын
He totally slapped a cyber-dong onto it.
@admiralsfleet
@admiralsfleet 4 жыл бұрын
"Quite tame by my standards" Majorkill Majorkill has no standards
@amneenja5720
@amneenja5720 3 жыл бұрын
he has one that he never falls below timmy
@damonedrington3453
@damonedrington3453 Жыл бұрын
Everyone makes fun of the fact that Sanguinius dying didn’t piss the Big E off, but a random guardsmen did. I always thought it was because the big E got lost in the battles of Primark’s and emperors and demigods and seeing an imperial guardsman, basically a random dude, get merked, it reminded him of how many people were dying. One death is a tragedy, a billion is a statistic
@FullMetalElric
@FullMetalElric 4 жыл бұрын
Emperor has 3 tiers of power. Post reincarnation can stomp a greater demon with ease and move planets with his brain, but he wouldn't be able to solo the big stuff (like the Hivemind) . Post the fuckery deals with the chaos gods on moloch he was on the doorstep of true divinity. Post Golden Throne he became (or is about to become) on the level of the big 4 chaos gods.
@thaddiusblakk2653
@thaddiusblakk2653 3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me for my lack of knowledge, but how powerful are the big 4 chaos gods and by proxy the emperor. For example are they like dimension destroying or like reality destroying (although can their reality/dimension even be destroyed?)? I am unsure if you know anything about Marvel or DC comics but if you do would they be considered emperor Joker, Darkseid (true Darkseid), Trigon, The Presence, or Mxy strong, or are they unimaginably stronger. For example, Superman in some comics can sneeze away planets, pull planets on a chain, hold a book with infinite pages, lift up part of eternity, punch/throw people back in time, etc,. and most of the characters mentioned above are technically way beyond that level if not 100% omnipotent. Sorry for writing something so long, I am a new fan of Warhammer and I was just wondering if you knew or could describe since I know Warhammer is basically what if insanity was insane and had a kid with chaos, the universe.
@FullMetalElric
@FullMetalElric 3 жыл бұрын
@@thaddiusblakk2653 They are the strongest in universe and warp reality and time. They can't actually affect anything outside their dimension, you need to actually make their reality bleed through so they can manifest their demons. If you could actually do something that would summon a chaos god, it would probably destabilize reality.
@FullMetalElric
@FullMetalElric 3 жыл бұрын
@@thaddiusblakk2653 They are unknown, but probably the strongest in universe. They can only exist in their own separate dimension though.
@luangomes2431
@luangomes2431 3 жыл бұрын
@@thaddiusblakk2653 and each one of them have authorite in their respected territory Khorne: chaos god of war Loves when blood flows and skulls are sacrifice to his skull throne all of his worshippers are Bloodthirsty as him Tzeench: chaos god of change and trickery he loves so much to scheme that sometimes he sabotage himself just to lose to scheme more Nurgle: chaos god of rot and decay he likes to create plagues using his cauldron and have a captive eldar god to test them (and he is the only chaos god that loves his cultist winning his nickname papa nurgle) Slaanesh: chaos god of sex and torture is the only chaos god that wasn't created acidentally by humans but by the eldar and when he/she was born it kill almost all of the eldar and everytime one if them dies their soul get devoured by him and she/he was the thing that awoken the other three (that was dormant until her birth) into becoming what they are today The strongest of the four are khorne,Tzeench,nurgle,slaanesh in that order And inside their domain they are located in structures that are things make by humans(except slaanesh) khorne skull throne (where he is always sitting) is located in a literal castle Tzeench in a ever changing maze Nurgle in a mansion with the main room where he is with his cauldron (captive eldar is in another room) And slaanesh since it is not a human made god it is located in a palace with multiple floors each being a bigger temptation than the other
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 2 жыл бұрын
@@thaddiusblakk2653 it’s hard to power scale the chaos gods or the emperor because in their current state, trying to fight them is suicide for anyone so the best way we can phrase it is “emperor is unreasonably fuck ass powerful” same with the chaos gods
@InquisitorShepard
@InquisitorShepard 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, 40k resolution is so much better than 30k, I can literally see the bones beneath! Amazing what technology has come to.
@solomonpachowiak106
@solomonpachowiak106 3 жыл бұрын
"God-tier wheelchair-bound battery..." - I lost my shit at that one. With that one line, I knew I was set to be a dedicated subscriber.
@jatinjamalta4114
@jatinjamalta4114 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone with me FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
@danny_decheeto8300
@danny_decheeto8300 4 жыл бұрын
FIR THE EMPEROR
@sonsbury9855
@sonsbury9855 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR
@theeternalflowstate261
@theeternalflowstate261 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPERAH
@thesiege6003
@thesiege6003 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR
@sonofjack6286
@sonofjack6286 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
@akumaking1
@akumaking1 4 жыл бұрын
All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind!
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ 4 жыл бұрын
I designed a JoJo Stand for the Emperor jojofanon.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Hymn_of_the_Imperium
@InquisitorXarius
@InquisitorXarius 4 жыл бұрын
You know about the 2nd and 11th primarchs my theory is that they actually sacrificed themselves and their legions to defeat the Rangdan Xenos race in the Rangdan Xenocide. I don't think they were traitors or turned to chaos because the other primarchs remember them fondly and not as traitors. I think the reason the emperor purged their memory from the Imperium is the same reason that Turkey and Japan deny war crimes which is to avoid national shame and sadness which the truth would cause. Plus if they did turn to Chaos then the emperor would probably mind wipe the other primarchs using his psychic powers but they still remember the 2nd and 11th Primarchs so I don't think Chaos was a factor in their erasure from Imperial Records.
@sonsbury9855
@sonsbury9855 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe but then why was malcador tearing down their statues on terra
@michasalamon8315
@michasalamon8315 4 жыл бұрын
@@sonsbury9855 Because. It is a bad PR for facist intergalactic government and it’s society to know that two of their supreme leader’s perfect sons/commanders, disobeyed his orders and sided with enemy xeno fraction they tried, and failed to conquer. Same reason why you dont see Washington or his friends being praised by Brits, even thought he did do some good shit for them in the past, and was pretty ok-ish guy. That’s Just how it works.
@markcoroneos7811
@markcoroneos7811 3 жыл бұрын
@@michasalamon8315 oh for the love of god emperor 🤦🏻‍♂️ the imperium isnt fascist ffs, its an oligarchic theocracy. The central government is a group of nobles with the entire society built around worshipping god. The SM are space crusaders remember. Also THE INQUISITION!!!! 3 guesses what real world institution that was based off.
@christophersalinas2722
@christophersalinas2722 2 жыл бұрын
@@markcoroneos7811 it’s a year old comment
@stefthorman8548
@stefthorman8548 2 жыл бұрын
@@christophersalinas2722 does it make it less stupid?
@gerald216
@gerald216 Жыл бұрын
Two years later and your ad spot hits just as hard as the lore. Where did we go wrong
@molliethomas2585
@molliethomas2585 4 жыл бұрын
All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind!!!!!!
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ 4 жыл бұрын
I designed a JoJo Stand for the Emperor jojofanon.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Hymn_of_the_Imperium
@kennycai8695
@kennycai8695 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks be to the Man-Emperor of Mankind!
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 3 жыл бұрын
@@kennycai8695 BANANA!
@BeanOfBean
@BeanOfBean 2 жыл бұрын
@@floricel_112 BORNANA!
@YanusDV
@YanusDV 2 жыл бұрын
FOR EMPRAH!!!
@derpangel3866
@derpangel3866 4 жыл бұрын
I see that bosnia has a server. I'm surprised that we have one, but more so that anybody would ever switch to it.
@lonewolfbadassery
@lonewolfbadassery 3 жыл бұрын
Oh the woes of eastern europe .
@sillyname6808
@sillyname6808 3 жыл бұрын
Switching to Bosnia to make inflammatory comments to try to start a civil war for the memes.
@derpangel3866
@derpangel3866 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillyname6808 surprised we already haven't, could use the extra push I suppose. 92 Mk.2 electric boogolo time
@haffwit
@haffwit Жыл бұрын
Video begins at 3:00
@42Mrgreenman
@42Mrgreenman 3 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I wonder if Big E ever tested the limits of his weird glamor ability by visiting a young kid on a non-imperial agricultural world. With no understanding of technology and no experience of threat and safety it would be difficult to manipulate that into a perception of who they wanted Big E to be in their mind...Would he see the true form of the Golden Not-God? What about someone with an indecision complex? Would he just keep switching forms? The possibilities are staggering...
@wessmoore7894
@wessmoore7894 Жыл бұрын
Largely depends on the child I suppose. I doubt it would be quite his true form though, but rather a magnified version of whoever has been the child’s favorite role model at that point.
@Killerstar13
@Killerstar13 4 жыл бұрын
>18:40 Why does Emperor have two left arms? That would explain a lot, but still.
@gamer65688
@gamer65688 4 жыл бұрын
Because only a peasant requires only 1 left arm and 1 right arm.
@abyss9256
@abyss9256 4 жыл бұрын
About to skip ad Mk : HEY stop beeing a TIMMY and listen Me: off ok y have my attention
@texasdad2372
@texasdad2372 2 жыл бұрын
I always figured the Inquisition knows he is still alive,and if he died he could be reborn and they would lose their power and status,and maybe even their lives for things they've done. So they're keeping him on "life support" on the throne to prevent any of this from happening.
@olympusgolemoflight7198
@olympusgolemoflight7198 4 жыл бұрын
Carefu everyone, this video may contain extra Heresey!
@marshallhashey5478
@marshallhashey5478 4 жыл бұрын
Majorkill would never speak of any herecy
@mitchb9197
@mitchb9197 4 жыл бұрын
Shut your dirty little mouth timmy, were all inquisitors here.
@olympusgolemoflight7198
@olympusgolemoflight7198 4 жыл бұрын
@@marshallhashey5478 I never said Majorkill would peak of Heresy, I said there may be extra Heresey.
@marshallhashey5478
@marshallhashey5478 4 жыл бұрын
@@olympusgolemoflight7198 youre sounding a little heretical to me pal....
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 4 жыл бұрын
Whea is my bolteh?
@truth6441
@truth6441 3 жыл бұрын
In summary what I got is that the God Emperor of Mankind had awesome hair and wanted his sons to all have awesome hair like him. When a good number of his sons showed to not be like him in having awesome hair he became a negligent father to them. As a result of his lack of being a good father figure and their own inadequacy in the hair department they turned traitor and messed up his life's work. Also his woman left him and took the kids but not really she just left them to be fiddled by the chaos gods while she fucked off, which the big E was alright with. Now he sits on a golden throne and the stress of life has caused his radiant hair to fall out and his once glorious skin to rot until all that is left is a skeleton of a once great man. The Big E is also bald now technically so I figure that is a bad thing for humanity. Don't have kids, they ruin your life as soon as they stop seeing you as their god. As a theory Lorgar still worships his father and everything he did was so that the rest of humanity would to one day, the Big E will one day wake up consuming Terra and a great deal of humanity and possibly the other chaos gods as he becomes the 5th chaos god, the true father of the galaxy who will happily accept Lorgar as his favorite son and finally buy him ice cream as Lorgar always envisioned his father one day doing. Lorgar is a good son and if he has to ruin the entire galaxy for his father to get this then he will do what is needed make father proud of him.
@thegrumpyraccoon
@thegrumpyraccoon 4 жыл бұрын
Durka, durka. Happa shrpa shrpa. I can still see my goats burning.
@NeonKnight83
@NeonKnight83 4 жыл бұрын
“The Man-emperor of mankind” lol
@justshane9027
@justshane9027 4 жыл бұрын
From now on any time I try and explain the Big E to people unfamiliar with Warhammer, I now find myself starting by saying that he decided that it was time to clap the galaxy's cheeks. Thanks, Majorkill lol
@spartanoreo5075
@spartanoreo5075 4 жыл бұрын
The Most perfect 'Man Emperor of Mankind' who did nothing wrong and is the best father ever. MAGNUS INTESIFIES! Also it seems all the perpetuals are just a bunch of idiots bar Malcador , the Emperor and VULKAN. This almost makes me question why so many of them were made prevalent to the story.
@doomguy9049
@doomguy9049 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like it’d be hard to remain sane and wise after 50k years of living through the Warhammer 40000 universe tbqh, and I’m surprised more of them weren’t insane monsters as evil as any servant of chaos. I don’t mind them being part of the stories but would like to know more about them and the other contemporaries of the Emperor prior to his victory in the Unification War.
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ 4 жыл бұрын
I designed JoJo Stands for them
@joshuagraham5750
@joshuagraham5750 4 жыл бұрын
@@SlashinatorZ now that’s dedication
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuagraham5750 jojofanon.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Hymn_of_the_Imperium here's the stand I designed for the Emperor
@jonathanathor117
@jonathanathor117 2 жыл бұрын
It's kind of odd we never ever see them back again aside from Erda who got killed. Maybe all the other perpetuals got killed of of screen or hiding.
@secondarytrollaccount666
@secondarytrollaccount666 9 ай бұрын
Big E on the throne: why can't you see this light that I'm shining for you, I've never burned so bright but I still can't get through to reach the other side I'll keep on shining for you until the end of time.
@InquisitorXarius
@InquisitorXarius 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Majorkill the mere fact the Emperor can now turn normal humans into Daemon Princes or as they are also called Living Saints such as Saint Celestine who we know from the Siege of Cadia during the 13th Black Crusade of Failbaddon the Armless, Cawl and Trazyn activated the pylons which if I remember correctly made celestine feel pain. Also on another note, the legion of the damned are also probably in the category of Daemon Prince of some sort created from the souls of Fallen Loyalist Astartes. I think The Legion of The Damned are pretty similar to the concept of the Nightengales of Nocturnal from the Elder Scrolls video game series. You know serve your god in life and serve them in death as some kind of astral spirit like the Legion of The Damned. I also think mankind is arguably the most powerful psychic species in the galaxy right now. I say this because even though the average Elder is more psychically powerful than the average human and orcs have the waagh field thing. Humans due to how numerous they are as well as the fact they have the power of faith which is basically the human version of the orc waagh field. Humans instead of like orcs making what they believe exist they instead put their faith in themselves and the being once living now undeath and a permanent part of the warp through faith in this humanity gains power and strength which has time and again overcome every other race in the galaxy in battle when they battle humanity.
@Alla_Russian
@Alla_Russian 3 жыл бұрын
Living Saints have nothing to do with Daemon Princes. Celestine can stay out of the warp for as long as she wants, unlike the Daemon Princes who belong to the Immaterium.
@doom7ish
@doom7ish 4 жыл бұрын
TTS Emps: oh this is good
@theinquisitionsparrot6749
@theinquisitionsparrot6749 4 жыл бұрын
The slaaneshi comment made me confused. I can’t decide if I should purge you or praise you?
@danny_decheeto8300
@danny_decheeto8300 4 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THE HERESY
@theinquisitionsparrot6749
@theinquisitionsparrot6749 4 жыл бұрын
@@danny_decheeto8300 5:55
@ThomasTee
@ThomasTee 4 жыл бұрын
Major Kill is imho a closeted Slaneshie cultist. So you maybe should call your local friendly neighborhood inquisitor?
@theinquisitionsparrot6749
@theinquisitionsparrot6749 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasTee well I am one sooooo...
@marshallhashey5478
@marshallhashey5478 4 жыл бұрын
We all know length doesn't matter. It's all about the girth.
@magicmanscott40k
@magicmanscott40k 4 жыл бұрын
I read master of mankind a month ago and it's one of the best books I ever read. As a 40k noob, it taught me a lot about everything.
@dragothromak6261
@dragothromak6261 4 жыл бұрын
The Big E on Mars..... I’m a GOD The Big E to Lorgar..... I’m not a god... why would you think that?!
@leonardovergara5620
@leonardovergara5620 4 жыл бұрын
How can you kill a God?
@andybogdan4380
@andybogdan4380 4 жыл бұрын
He had great expectations of Lorgar. He was his son and did not want to be seen as a god by HIM, whereas it was easier and less bloody to just convince the AdMech he was an avatar of the Omnisiah.
@dragothromak6261
@dragothromak6261 4 жыл бұрын
@@andybogdan4380 I agree, but you can’t help but admit it’s one of those situations where he could have been a better communicator
@bakedgoods7116
@bakedgoods7116 4 жыл бұрын
@@leonardovergara5620 What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
@Alla_Russian
@Alla_Russian 3 жыл бұрын
@@leonardovergara5620 have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?
@dinodude6992
@dinodude6992 4 жыл бұрын
An imperial guards man: *uses VPN* The inquisition: excuse me!
@cryothepunching-bag7917
@cryothepunching-bag7917 4 жыл бұрын
"haha time to search for heretical and questionable porn"
@coalitionofrob436
@coalitionofrob436 4 жыл бұрын
Sodaz made a short animation basically about exactly that. Hilarious and worth checking out.
@cryothepunching-bag7917
@cryothepunching-bag7917 4 жыл бұрын
@Dcard Dcardian the captain looks at the deamon porn for a second just to get crushed by an astartes
@inquisitorwalmarius6650
@inquisitorwalmarius6650 4 жыл бұрын
a true loyal human in the Imperium got nothing to hide, so vpn=heresy or corelating with xeno filth and will have a meeting arranged with the inquisition
@inquisitorwalmarius6650
@inquisitorwalmarius6650 4 жыл бұрын
@Dcard Dcardian but why waste the effort or our resources if they simply do not use these heretical programs and addons. My whereabouts and timeline are [Redacted] and otherwise known by the lesser order chronos
@somethinglikethat2176
@somethinglikethat2176 4 жыл бұрын
Major Kill: ...with lock down easing in my country... South Australia: hehe, I'm in danger.
@lunarpassion
@lunarpassion 4 жыл бұрын
Cool that you've mentioned The Emperor's Legion, that was an interesting book and an insight to the soul of a banana guard.
@saibala9399
@saibala9399 4 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: God Emperor reincarnates as Timmy on Earth.
@ronaldp7573
@ronaldp7573 4 жыл бұрын
The God-emperor is the heavy metal, ultra-hardcore version of Leto II from Dune.
@bkr0118
@bkr0118 Жыл бұрын
I just got into warhammer 40k last week, I asked my buddy (the warhammer enthusiast) “where the hell is the emperor amongst all this fuckery”) I was linked this video.
@ilikemusic5440
@ilikemusic5440 Жыл бұрын
You don’t conquer millions of worlds being a “nice guy”. Honestly 40k blows my mind when I just think about the sheer amount of lore behind the setting. It genuinely saddens me that I have only been into 40k for the past 2 years.
@DegenerateAssassin
@DegenerateAssassin Жыл бұрын
"When power comes before wisdom, There is fun to be had" That's such an amazing quote
@apexdude105
@apexdude105 2 ай бұрын
starts at 3:00
@darkrosedragon5945
@darkrosedragon5945 Ай бұрын
The Team America jokes near the beginning were Fire
@ottovonbismarck7094
@ottovonbismarck7094 4 жыл бұрын
That one time in TTS where the emperor confirmed he is chris chan
@jaimyyelvingtonmusic
@jaimyyelvingtonmusic 2 жыл бұрын
I love all your videos. Never fails to educate and humor me.
@FlailgunJustice
@FlailgunJustice 4 жыл бұрын
loving the amount of uploads. great humor, great content, thank you very much.
@drakoinx
@drakoinx 9 ай бұрын
Being immortal truly is a vibe. Also Durka durka durka?
@Frank_Costanzas_Lawyer
@Frank_Costanzas_Lawyer 3 жыл бұрын
There really should be a "Brief History of the God Emperor of Mankind" short-movie starring the cast of both Fat Pizza and Housos.
@ryanlanca9927
@ryanlanca9927 4 жыл бұрын
"Shut the fuck greg, we're using the rocks!" I need to find a reason to yell this at someone.
@f.e.areproduce5298
@f.e.areproduce5298 3 жыл бұрын
5:15-:5:24 I can imagine that considering the positives Timmy would want thousands of Shamans to go inside him, all that power, but well if it happened R.I.P to Majorkill since he made guy who he didn't treat nicely to say least and lowball into a God in human form, and thus the situation will reverse.
@Joseph-mw2rl
@Joseph-mw2rl Жыл бұрын
Even the most powerful being in existence sucks at parenting
@fariin2174
@fariin2174 2 жыл бұрын
The idea of the emperor being split with part of him in the warp is interesting because it might not be only compassion that had to go, a betrayal as bad as the Horus heresy would likely cause a lot of negative emotions and ptsd that would hinder the emperor in many ways. I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t want to be reunited and reborn because in his current state he is able to devote 100% of his available power to the task at hand without any emotions involved and likely would consider that to be far more beneficial than regaining not only his compassion, but all of the dark things locked away with it that he would have to confront which would likely weaken his abilities to a degree.
@gabrieladerre2862
@gabrieladerre2862 2 жыл бұрын
I'm quite new to the fandom! But I love your videos! This is all a lot to take in! Especially when it's all so interesting! Your videos are a huge help! Thank you for your hard work! 😁
@kahel5820
@kahel5820 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy oh boy oh boy (with TTS Emp voice)
@ElijahLiles-v6b
@ElijahLiles-v6b Жыл бұрын
“Durk Baka sha derka la” I’m stoned and that’s awesome this video is awesome
@MrRussiancoma
@MrRussiancoma 3 жыл бұрын
The Emperor is so tough, after he was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
@jmc2830
@jmc2830 3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, glad we finally found a way to recycle all those old chuck norris jokes, funny as i forgot the guys name... so i googled this comment and chuck norris was the result xD
@kirksabio2382
@kirksabio2382 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, i want a full episode on greg
@thesiege6003
@thesiege6003 4 жыл бұрын
But why does the video end, his exploits must be sung for all of eternity
@Stormhart
@Stormhart 2 жыл бұрын
One slight problem that is not the Emperor in the 2nd picture it’s Malcador the Sigillite after he took over from the Emperor temporarily when he was fighting the war in the warp. Because it basically sucked him dry only the Emperor has the power to use the Golden Throne without it killing after awhile and as a fan for forty years I remember when that picture first came out.
@Enoonb
@Enoonb 4 жыл бұрын
> Games Workshop > Big balls Choose one.
@Apostate_prostate
@Apostate_prostate 4 жыл бұрын
The way i see the classicv lore is horus afflicts all of the emperors wounds in sub 3 seconds which is when the E makes his reilization and immediatly witnesses Olanius charge and die. Its the malice which he used to do it that cemented his primarch lvl willpower to ever be redemed
@cathode6252
@cathode6252 4 жыл бұрын
Major Kill would you cosplay as Alpharius cosplaying as the Emperor?
@LeelosAdventure
@LeelosAdventure 3 ай бұрын
I’m so happy I found this channel. It’s truly gold
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 4 жыл бұрын
The God Emperor of man is pretty ripped
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial fist Librarian I suffered to much injury from tyranids so the forge Master decided to put my body inside a Dreadnought
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial fist Librarian I'm still awake when they start putting wire's inside my body and the first thing I did when I awoken is to punch the forge master
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial fist Librarian would you be pissed off if they put things inside of you while you're still awake and they can replace you're limbs with artificial ones but instead they put you inside a Dreadnought so no more melee for me
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial fist Librarian I'm one of the knights of Sigismunds a survivor During the fight between the High Marshall against the Despoiler
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial fist Librarian melee is honorable firing a Bolter is less honorable
@ryneagheilim9782
@ryneagheilim9782 Жыл бұрын
The God Emperor of Mankind looks like the singer of Type O Negative.
@Madchris8828
@Madchris8828 2 ай бұрын
Wow that's wild. But accurate. Peter Steele had a jawline most men could never have 😂
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 4 жыл бұрын
From being a chadder Conan, to a superpowered Stephen Hawking. How do the mighty fall.
@noblenumenorean5165
@noblenumenorean5165 2 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 40k, the only lore I know where explanations just create more questions.
@videopolice432
@videopolice432 4 жыл бұрын
The Grand Cheek Clapper himself!
@nuckyschmucks6665
@nuckyschmucks6665 Жыл бұрын
The Team America references... With an Australian accent... It's priceless.
@greatgatsby0174
@greatgatsby0174 4 жыл бұрын
I hope the star child theory is a canon thing, really love it.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Жыл бұрын
Fact the Emperor was born in 8.000 BC, the mutation to digest milk is only 6.000 years old, the Emperor's one weakness is dairy products!!
@rheinbewachen1211
@rheinbewachen1211 4 жыл бұрын
The golden throne is like the generator of winterhome the only difference is the time it both are taking. Has not happened to the throne yet but perhaps soon.
@HouseDagothCultist
@HouseDagothCultist 5 ай бұрын
FINALLY a Warhammer 40k KZbinr that does not pronounce Horus like "Horse". Heaven sent, I tell you!
@HackerArmy03
@HackerArmy03 4 жыл бұрын
I seriously would like to see what happens if the Emperor isn't so reclusive and is open to his "sons" which then told them about how Chaos is dangerous etc.
@koav_worm9885
@koav_worm9885 9 ай бұрын
New to Warhammer happy I landed here for the lore dump
@K4inan
@K4inan 4 жыл бұрын
9:58 I think Valdor is one of the ''lost'' primarchs, or the first attempt at creating one. There's pictures of him next to the emperor, and he reaches his chin, that's Vulkan size. There's also the fact that the Emperor spent a lot of resources/manpower to find him, similar to his motivation in finding the primarchs. Valdor also remembers some of his past before becoming the Emperor's servant. That he even remembers some of it before becoming a custodes is the suspicious part, because I can't find any mention of any other custodes having any memory of who they were before becoming one. This is why I believe that Custodes are based on Valdor, similar to how Ultramarines are made from Guilliman's genes, but instead of being very nerfed versions of a primarch, custodes are more of a son of Valdor/primarch, which is why the creation of a Custodes is so steeped in mystery. The emperor had no need to mass-produce Space Marines like he did, he had time to craft for each primarch, legions of custodes, but he instead decided on creating gene-seeds and organs that when implanted into a suitable subject, would turn them into a much lesser version of that primarch. Why is that? With the emperor's foresight, it wouldn't surprise me if he made the Space Marines just capable enough to suit the purpose of his goal, but not so that they would be a match for a Custodes. He predicted the siege of Terra but did not know for certain if it would come to be. This leads me to believe that the Custodes were made to kill space marines. Custodes are also 100% loyal to the emperor, and incorruptible, and I think it's silly to think that they are made from the emperor's genes. It makes so much more sense that they are Valdor's ''clones'', he epitomizes everything they stand for.
@MrInzombia
@MrInzombia 2 жыл бұрын
hes not. Valdor was sought out by the emperor as a child. Primarchs were made from scratch
@RJ_48
@RJ_48 Жыл бұрын
Video idea : what if the primarchs landed on different planets ?
@Mister-Thirteen
@Mister-Thirteen 4 жыл бұрын
I do genuinely think the Star Child is still canon. But that the separation happened way before the battle with Horus. Likely sometime between the subduing of the Dragon of Mars and creation of the thunder warriors Big E cast aside his compassion and empathy in order to avoid being distracted by personal attachments. This would explain why some of the miraculous feats of the emperor appear so utterly out of character for a being supposedly devoid of human connections. That these feats are the actions of the Star Child manifesting the power of human belief from within the warp.
@coreytaylor5386
@coreytaylor5386 Жыл бұрын
my theory was that the Void Dragon half allowed itself to be imprisoned by the Emperor because it was better than being a Pokemon for the Necron and he couldnt hide for much longer with the necros waking up 10k years later
@timaeusdelpueblosecretodel6801
@timaeusdelpueblosecretodel6801 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The emperor is only alive bc the orks think that he is too badass to die.
@PZY.Studios
@PZY.Studios Жыл бұрын
I would love to see charels dance as the lion that speach he gave about it nots gonna matter whos corpse sits on the iron throne in Game oF Thrones
@lucvannijnanten1684
@lucvannijnanten1684 4 жыл бұрын
time to clap the galaxies cheeks
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