Human Hamburgers? The Very Disturbed Joe Metheny - Mystery & Makeup GRWM | Bailey Sarian

[@nckllano]

"I'm not body shaming, I just have questions." Me to myself everyday in the mirror.

[@DaniellaTaylor.]

petty nanny hahahahaha same

[@oliviablackburn1113]

Miss Fineeeee!!!😂

[@lindseylindberg9206]

😂same

[@angyegutierrezlopez663]

😂😂😂😂

[@stardustrose6863]

Don’t come for my life like this plz

[@DaniellaTaylor.]

“i’m not body shaming. i just have questions” 😂😂 love her

[@bemydruides]

Daniella Perkins who doesn’t

[@nyx5668]

@@bemydruides The truth lol

[@bemydruides]

Lunario 0707 okay but like your pFp of monika nIce 👌

[@nyx5668]

@@bemydruides thanks lolol

[@hayley2157]

Daniella Perkins sameee

[@MsFuzzyBuddy]

This gives a whole new meaning to the meal 'sloppy joe's'.

[@StephanieGarcia-vz8kl]

😮😂

[@sarahwoodward4453]

Extra Schloppy

[@je88icabella]

😂😂😂😂

[@R3verie]

@@sarahwoodward4453 , your reference put a huge smile on my face.

[@kimberlytuckermoss7187]

So true!! More like "NASTY JOE'S" 😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@mymindisaninkblot9408]

I love how Bailey acknowledges that those nameless people are more than their circumstances and even apologizes for not knowing more about them, she's such an amazing person

[@sylenahenderson9205]

Yes she is. Her vibe and energy keeps me coming. It’s what I love about her! ✨

[@shania991]

She is always very respectful it's part of why I watch.

[@MsUschi123]

SIS CITED HER SOURCES LIKE A BOSS

[@karaburrows8625]

Uschi Reducka and that’s on MLA format

[@lucicorinne297]

@@karaburrows8625 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I CANT BREATHE

[@amywasson8238]

"I'm not gonna go into much detail, he chops them up, oh I guess I did," lol!

[@ladyportia3238]

"sorry about that." lol

[@ababigail]

Favorite moment of this episode: "I'm not body shaming" "I just have questions"

[@strawberry_milk_tears5127]

Rightttt😂😂😂😂😂

[@dataexpunged6969]

"I'm not laughing"

[@jerlynlang9498]

That was the best!!!!

[@Chelle8847]

Literally me to myself! Lol

[@zoobiepie9830]

Honestly I appreciate how goofy and fun she is even when she’s talking about hard subjects, and she doesn’t go to far with it either. I feel like it’s easier to listen personally when someone is more lighthearted.

[@Weirdkauz]

Also, she's light hearted, and funny, but never makes light if the subject. Genius balancing act. Very considerate, I feel. Like, this thing with the victim's names, she weighs things out. Also, she is very smart, which is especially obvious every time I come from Brittney Vaughn, Bailey just shines. I like Brittney for being quiet, with a gorgeous voice and funny, too, but she's just not as bright. Which imo is no shade, bc we can't all be super intelligent and I love Brittney and listen more to her than to Bailey, because she's so cool. Sorry, got to rambling.

[@mirrrstery]

absolutely agree

[@faith9196]

Bailey: “This isn’t a life update bailey- they don’t care.” Me: I-I do🥺

[@cCinnabun]

ikr!! tell us bout ur life bailey

[@purplespottedcow]

Also me :/

[@songofsolomon5677]

Your so sweet I-

[@sunflower-vz1nu]

Ikr i thought the same!!

[@veronicacarter4250]

Awe

[@johnhatton3918]

All these stories are so similar. Especially when you binge them. It’s like they all go to war. They all have an abusive household or a single parent household. It’s crazy. Backgrounds and childhoods do make a difference

[@lunarcryptid]

Totally nature vs. nurture at its finest.

[@MiyukiZero]

Mhm

[@zoeysabbatino8880]

I feel like there’s also the complete opposite like the person was babied most of their life or had a middle class life and one thing sets off a chain reaction

[@ElizabethRodriguez-tp3pn]

@@zoeysabbatino8880 agreed, there have also been killers who had what we would consider an ideal/almost perfect childhood with amazing parents. Yet it is very true though I am sure the majority of them have had abusive parents and traumatic childhoods.

[@krisstinarose]

Plus they have generally had a head injury

[@vvnicholevv]

Bailey: “suspish” Me, mouth full of popcorn: “yeah, suspish”

[@thathumanheaven]

Me too but with a mouth full of ham that I now regret picking as my snack 😂😂😂😂

[@chishiy4]

me but with ice

[@thepoisonalex]

THIS 😂

[@BrandiXo]

@@chishiy4 same

[@anamharoon7946]

nichole fielding this made me laugh 😂

[@unmuddywaters4602]

Watching this four years after it was posted. You’re celebrating 500,000 subs, meanwhile, today you’ve got nearly 8 million! Bravo, well deserved. Love you girl❣️

[@thevice521]

are we not going to talk about how his stomach looks like a brioche bun?

[@victoriakamara9307]

lilitha swana i was about to type that-

[@makeda6530]

Seriously, it does 👀

[@earth2ravenn]

lilitha swana Is that like a bagel or something?😅

[@dejaa_vuu_]

Plz don’t ruin brioche buns for me😭

[@ashleyjohnson8248]

👌🤣🤣🤣

[@vidgirls1]

Bailey: “Joe was well known amongst the homeless community in South Baltimore... where he was living.” Me, sitting in my basement in South Baltimore: wHAT

[@kimberlyalonso5641]

Corinne Hall now that’s f**king scary 😱

[@yeehaw42]

same, that’s crazy 😳

[@namesurname6885]

Have you ever had lunch at that sandwich/burger stand near a road?

[@petra5]

SAME

[@StonedSiren420]

Same

[@LithuniumSnowx]

imma be honest he sounds like something straight out of outlast I'm- wow.

[@lily-ne3lb]

y’all should collab... just an idea 😌

[@rachelle7239]

Yeah both of you should collaborate she does the makeup you do the hair

[@kathy6149]

i thought the same!!

[@makeda6530]

That too! I was getting RE vibes but Outlast is more on point.

[@noormasri571]

Hey loveee🍀🌸

[@chriswheeler6092]

I have lived in the area where this happened and the most messed up part about it is that they did not talk about it much in the local media. It's not common knowledge that this stuff happened.I used to work by the pallet company and even worked the night shift for a while. It's such a disturbing story because people used to sell food from food trucks all the time.

[@khg8]

Loved your "They were more than that" moment about the victims. I feel like you do a great job of balancing the entertaining and sometimes even funny aspects about these stories while being respectful of the victims and families! Love your videos!

[@EMB_Designs]

Me arriving at school: “I only show up hear looking a mess, and u shouldn’t expect less”.... Oops “here”...I can’t spell 😂

[@vic_cresss]

Sub_2_pewdiepie Now Me right now 😂

[@katc6365]

same

[@xcerbey]

Here*

[@more2me100]

That’s exactly what I thought of lol

[@pula.29]

You need school.🤣

[@braitate]

i was singing your theme song the other day in class and someone said “bailey sarian?”

[@jungkooksannyeonghaseyojeo6941]

but are you friends with them now?

[@Den-ow2bs]

@@jungkooksannyeonghaseyojeo6941 important questions

[@souhaylakhi1231]

@@jungkooksannyeonghaseyojeo6941 i hope so

[@itsmejoy8918]

That's awesome 🤣

[@paelabdullah1645]

jungkook's annyeonghaseyojeoeun ARMY

[@alexanderb2193]

This story taught me that if anyone ever angrily asks if I’ve seen anyone, to say “yes”, point in a random direction and immediately start walking the opposite way.

[@earthtovee1881]

Gives a whole new meaning to “sloppy joe’s “ that’s for sure

[@scout669]

Oh no 😳

[@p.t.jackson8305]

I wonder if that’s really the reason they’re called sloppy Joes

[@yeseniamendoza5210]

😂😂

[@martinpallo3620]

I was looking for this comment.. Xd

[@khailaturner8043]

I’m never eating one again

[@haydeelarifla7317]

The poor people who ate humans without knowing it. They must feel so guilty and disgusted especially for liking it

[@alyxesmcmanus2294]

Oof...ya.

[@sadsprt-501]

Well he had real meat to that he mixed which might have helped disguise the difference still disgusting and scary that this was so easy for him to do

[@flext-rex8284]

@@sadsprt-501 I mean.... technically human meat IS real meat, as well

[@tomokohigashikata9619]

Coronavirus it has bad qualities though if you eat it you’ll probably get very VERY sick

[@PhoenixMilk]

@@tomokohigashikata9619 yes as well if you eat raw chicken bad example I know and no Offence I'm not trying to start a fight sorry

[@OleHearse]

Shes probably on a government watch list with her search history lol

[@Miraaahki]

😂 😂

[@crazycatmackem8967]

Defo 😬😂

[@xafafx]

And so we are, her subscribers. Hahaha

[@mandarinka505]

@@xafafx 😂😂😂😂😂 I caaaaan’t 🤣🤣🤣

[@elizabethgonzales2483]

🤣

[@yeech7805]

"im about to hit 500 thousand subscribers ... " and me listening rn seeing 5.36m subscribers

[@flowerchild0698]

Now she's at 6 million

[@sk8aintstr813]

@@flowerchild0698 no she's at 5.39m lol

[@Ivy-og5xd]

@@flowerchild0698 almost ! I’m so proud of her 🥲

[@MattEddsworld]

5.46 million

[@nikkimcdonald4562]

5.48m

[@mafers1442]

I kept seeing her pop up on my recommended until I finally clicked on her video and IM ADDICTED 🤭😂🤩

[@sapphicvolcano9157]

Same. I don’t know why I ever skipped her videos when they were on my feed

[@janis9523]

Same 💯🤩🥰

[@Jayme_Le4457]

welcome

[@VexingEve]

Honeslty tho-

[@rach9622]

Your best quarentine decision

[@s1na1]

Not even a year later and she’s gained 2 million subs, wow, love her.

[@sexyinnc]

Shes at 3.03 mill at the time of this comment, is she like the fastest growing channel??? I swear she's on a fast track!!! Go Bailey!!

[@smokableflowers]

@@sexyinnc for real, Nancy grace contacted HER. Love or hate Nancy grace that is freaking awesome!

[@ellaocean]

@@sexyinnc 3.49 milli!!!

[@jessicazornes2910]

3.53 milliooon

[@yellingateveryone2520]

@@jessicazornes2910 wow now 3.56 million

[@ceciliaalexander8881]

"This isn't a life update Bailey. They don't care" Me raising my hand to tell her we do!!!!!!!!!! We're here for you!!!!!! and the crimes lol

[@chishiy4]

yea

[@KaylaJackson-fb3fl]

I know!!! In my head I was saying "I care!!" LOL

[@duckieeeebot833]

Yes, this! :)

[@earthwindandjade]

yes! we care 🥺

[@Elvis.Aron.Presley.35.77]

Bailey Sarian i didn’t know about them! are they in with all your other vids? i’ve been binge watching you since i found you last week! you’re my fave!!!

[@luv_tia1134]

I wish I could be as fluent in narration as she is 😭😭😭.... my narration is filled with more ummms and repetitions than the actual topic 😭😭😭

[@itzznaiyaa]

Mine is filled with “oh and did I already say…” 😭

[@Scrunkles]

“And uuuuhhhhmmmm.....I forgot....oh, wait! Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......nope....I forgot again....”

[@abbyz13]

She just edits out the umms and repetitions. Even the podcast is edited :)

[@cameronbelanger2525]

That’s why you edit girl

[@AlexandraBolz]

Me too! Lol

[@adri-jk8zw]

The cannibalism stories are the most mind boggling ones to me. Like how do you get to that point? It’s just wild

[@h0rriphic]

I love that she referred to the act of dying as “peacing out” 😅

[@jennaw2006]

Aw I love your profile picture. It's violent but cute😂

[@Courtney_Blake]

That's my terminology! We must be the same age. I swear bc she cracks me up. I find myself rewinding several times just to laugh away a phrase or mannerism 🤣😂

[@h0rriphic]

@@jennaw2006 Thanks- it's my senior photo from high school ;)

[@kimberlyluna5064]

“I’m not body shaming, I just have questions” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Just found you a week ago and I’m Obsessed!!

[@dee963]

Same I’m obsessed now I can’t stop

[@candacycandacy7090]

I found her today and it’s vid after vid 😹😹

[@rachelkania5833]

Candacy Candacy Oh my gosh girl same! Lol I just found her today, and now it’s dark out and I should be headed to bed soon. But nope! I’m obsessed with her vids already lol 😂

[@BeeBadu]

This is so true

[@ronaldjaictin5176]

Shes kind a plastick when she talked in front of camera

[@dominikabridgwater500]

Future Bailey has no clue she'll have millions of fans in a blink. Well done !

[@isabellabibby4512]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Make a podcast! And you should call it Heavy On My Noggin’

[@groovyg0rl837]

Yesss!!!

[@cuddlecatter1237]

Yassssssss

[@_srvm9]

Yesss

[@mina-simp]

Y ES

[@bromyshoe8059]

YESSSS DEFINITELY

[@jackrasmussen5880]

the one think that makes my monday’s bearable 😂♥️

[@samanthaeasterling6632]

Jack Rasmussen literally

[@beckybertish7841]

I agree.

[@Fabrielle_Gabrielle]

I used to take criminology classes while I was at college, but I’m pretty sure they chop their heads off because it’s harder to identify the bodies. So basically they do it to try and spare them some time.

[@stephanieaboytes9405]

Chopping their heads off to not just hide their identities, but also to hide their teeth/molars so unable to identify them using dental records

[@laurencreates359]

And chopping fingers off for no finger prints

[@renrensiren112]

Would it also be to dehumanize the victims as well?

[@Prajthebest]

On a Bailey splurge-binge watching MMMM all over again. I have to say, there is so much to love and learn from Bailey. She finds ways to be respectful and kind, even when telling these gruesome tales. Thank you Bailey. You bring hope, even when speaking of these awful true crime tales.

[@jackmartin36]

"i won't go into too much detail because it's pretty gruesome" "he chops them up" "i guess i did it anyway...sorry" 😂😂

[@sierrarose9816]

Someone: breathes Me: suspish

[@maevecollins826]

Sierra Rose ahhhh Meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[@celooooooooooo]

same

[@dizzydemeter]

Totes suspish... 💁🏼‍♂️😹😘

[@bwhite9589]

Why is this man like yelling in all his pictures lol

[@kumokundomo9705]

He's hungry? Idk.

[@frankie4924]

Kumokun Domo because i scream when im hungry 😋

[@kumokundomo9705]

@@frankie4924 I can relate 😂

[@AllTheCloudsArePink]

Because he’s insane

[@Milenaiguess]

he's still stuck in his angsty teen phase

[@KelseyWelsey33]

I’ve seen so many channels that do makeup and a story but I never got into them, she’s got me hooked!

[@casey2401]

“They where more than that.” Yes! Yes they where. So heartbreaking that their names weren’t even noted in their deaths. When surely a tragically sad situation put them where they were in the first place. You’re such a beautiful soul inside & out, Bailey! You deserve millions of subscribers. I’m grateful to be able to watch it happen. 💗💋

[@kirabouwerviraltyd]

Casey Blue her kindness really stands out in these sad sad stories. They were more than that. ❤️

[@ellsbells2921]

right! i really appreciate her

[@carmenmichelle8092]

“I won’t go in too graphic detail, like he chops them up.... I guess I did it anyways I’m sorry”. I love her tbh 🤣🤣🤣

[@saltywitchcrafting]

me too

[@brennaledae6367]

like somethin id say choppin it up with my friends

[@dai.bcraw_]

SAMEEEEEEEEEEE

[@shaundaesunday6366]

Bailey : I'm here for you every Monday Me: your like my therapist

[@fennelburbidge5040]

*you’re

[@chelseabradberry6930]

You’re an amazing story teller and I think what I like most about your videos is the respect you offer and attention to detail you add, like having genuine empathy toward the victim’s and being sensitive about not sharing certain information (Children’s names, excessive gore, etc). I appreciate your passion to find answers for these mysteries and that you share your theories and ask us if we have any theories of our own. ALSO, I find myself laughing while listening/watching each of your videos, which is much appreciated considering how heavy some of these stories are. *Very talented makeup artist, enthralling storyteller, & genuine/fun personality* Thank you for working so hard to put these videos together! 😊

[@annelisemarier2588]

Notice how most people in these stories have a rough past.. PARENTS take notes. Don’t abuse your children

[@sophiablack4240]

isn’t it sad that we have to say this, like this should just be expected

[@sophiablack4240]

isn’t it sad that we have to say this, like this should just be expected

[@bellaknightR597]

Ikr

[@hxamon]

Ya bc then the rest of society has to suffer from it too!

[@andreamcneill1134]

Your comment seems to assume all abused children are going to become murderers etc. But as one I disagree!! We can still choose right from wrong and can make a better future. I would never want another human to go through things that I did

[@crystalwolfe6794]

Imagine hearing in the news that some dude was selling burgers made of human remains, and it shows the stand that you’ve been going to all week for lunch 😬

[@alishashashasha6909]

Ugh I'm disgusted 😩🤢😭

[@hid9072]

Ugh, I agree! I feel sick for the people who ate there. And I think it turned me off of ever eating meat at a stand. 🤢

[@elasolovey986]

I instantly thought of the poor customers eating there unknowingly. Holy moly. I would totally go like Jim Carrey in ace ventura when he found out Einhorn is a man using a plumber on his mouth and crying in the shower.

[@amitybiight4994]

I’ll still go there

[@hr6439]

@@amitybiight4994 you aren't edgy, you're dissgusting.

[@Trunkslover14]

I'd die if I ever found out, that I was fed another human

[@spydercatd8238]

You never know.

[@mikayla7260]

The alien in your backyard it’s a culture difference they see this as the same as cows and stuff and I agree what’s the difference we shouldn’t eat them at all.

[@Trunkslover14]

@@mikayla7260 Okay I'm not going vegan tho

[@unusunus4613]

@@mikayla7260 But even in cultures where eating cows is okay you don't have people stealing pet cows from people's backyards or farms to sell at their restaurant... Big difference when it's a pet or someone else's property.

[@ellzrandom2392]

I'd imagine you would

[@RenlytheCryptid]

I actually really love when you do paranormal mysteries. I like the way you tell the stories and for some reason it's really hard to find someone who tells paranormal stories the same way that people tell true crime stories and it's frustrating! Love your videos! 💜

[@Kornelius9726]

Whenever I listen to these stories I just assume they happened in the 80s or earlier, but when Bailey says 90s or 2000s I get nervous

[@moeee7160]

YESSSS OMFG

[@dioswaifu1530]

yea u know how much im scared of butchers

[@Freiling100]

Yo SAMEEE

[@MrsSanch-xj4px]

Lol! There's worse stuff happening every single day..

[@cassandrastone7297]

Same!

[@tara6085]

isnt it weird that women usually love true crime shows even though we’re usually the victims? its like if chickens loved watching top chef

[@nicolebremner6734]

Oh yeah I thought of it like that

[@spadesgrl]

I read somewhere that true crime shows and the like can draw women in because it helps us recognize warning signs easier, I think!

[@burntblonde2925]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jog1116]

At least to me it shows me what to avoid and how to better protect myself. But that's just me

[@finalfantasy7freak664]

Jo G heck yeah same with me.

[@shayneleee5260]

The last time I was this early Bailey didn’t say “Shana sha shana sha, shannaaa sha sha shannaa shaaaa”

[@moovmuthafuckayouindewey108]

Shayne Leee no theres another n in the third shannna sha

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@moovmuthafuckayouindewey108 this is the commitment to the intro song that I hope to see 😂

[@mdungan]

back when she did a different intro every episode- ngl i like the current on the most

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@mdungan the current one is definitely my favourite, when I rewatch her old videos it feels so weird to not hear it

[@miso8090]

Ayyyy I was like 666 😈

[@ravenclawmuffin3493]

Bailey is one of the most empathetic people I have ever seen/met. She is the better idol.

[@kendrickdinger]

Hey Bailey! I watched your IG story yesterday with you talking about how busy your weekend was and that you stayed up past 4am filming and editing this video, and I just want to say thank you. Thank you for the amount of time, effort, and dedication you put in just to make sure you have a video for us. You’re seriously the best and we don’t deserve you❤️

[@rachelwillis6902]

💜💛💚❤👏👏👏👏

[@StephanieGarcia-vz8kl]

We love you Bailey!!💜🖤💛 thank you!

[@Drzozo_]

Oh yeah, and she said she was browsing homes all day. Poor thing, must be tired :(. Thankyou so much, Bailey! 💕

[@Cynnabunny24]

Usually, you can identify someone by their dental records. Hence disposing of the head?

[@carolinebrooke33]

Cindy Quinones you can identify someone by their finger nails as well so that wouldn’t matter

[@alyxesmcmanus2294]

They wouldn't know that

[@_Fizel_]

@Maju Costa You're thinking of bite marks. Dental records are the actual teeth in your head, in your skull.

[@shawtyforgothermelody8506]

@@carolinebrooke33 To be fair tho I dont think they had that at the time

[@purpleeyebrows19]

Off topic but your hair looks fabulous 😂

[@snippsstano5630]

I just stumbled across your account and after the first episode I. Was. HOOKED. You’re so funny and such a great entertainer 😭💗 I look forward to your future posts! Don’t ever stop 😍

[@persephone1577]

“I show up a mess, and y’all shouldn’t expect less.” That’s how I am entering work meetings from now on.

[@Niquemonet]

No one at all : Not a single soul: Me: Shana shaaaa shana shaaa shana sha sha shana shaaaaa

[@KaylaJackson-fb3fl]

Lmboooo I randomly sing it too...and often

[@nevermoreever2]

One of my favorite theme songs of all KZbin's that I watch. I'd be sad if she changed it now

[@xoiovan]

I sang that!!!

[@Denabeana]

I always sing that song randomly😭😂😂😂😂

[@SheTW83]

🤣🤣🤣

[@denisecee5413]

I literally yelped “Yay!” Once i refreshed and saw the video whilst exiting my office.

[@justericamajer5648]

Denise Cee Same! I literally did the same thing lol!

[@ceeceeobh2707]

Denise Cee M O O D!!! My break is over :(

[@denisecee5413]

Ceecee Nj for reallll

[@sadeegoesfishing]

Bailey is the most lovely person on KZbin.

[@keziabennett4717]

Yes she is!!

[@susannairisastarte5192]

True story

[@brighton_mariee]

Factsssss

[@hamadaghiat3387]

Facts.

[@justaaveragesportsfan3909]

Mrbeast

[@j.pickering7724]

One of the few KZbinrs who deserves the money and hype

[@annawilhelm208]

me: *laughing at first picture* bailey: “he was born in maryland” me: *chokes on mac n cheese and suddenly wants to move*

[@kristasweetleaf5695]

Same, and I'm from Baltimore!

[@avaeller]

my exact reaction to that

[@maevecollins826]

Great now I want Mac n cheese, 😂 brb.

[@skydream7697]

I love mac n cheese

[@caitlynandrews1729]

same! i was like "hold up"

[@jiminlemonade5727]

The victims names were: Cathy Ann Magaziner Randall Brewer Randy Piker Kimberly Lynn Spicer Rita Kemper is the woman who escaped.

[@v.r.m.891]

Thanks

[@nikkyro03]

There were others tho. They think he killed up to 13 people. He killed Cathy Magaziner a year before he killed the people under the bridge. That night he killed Randall, Randy, 2 women, and the fishermen. Then he went to jail for a year and a half. Was released for lack of evidence. Then he killed Kimberly and fed her to people. Says he killed others before Rita...she's the one that escaped and got him arrested

[@sinianunez979]

Kemper 👀

[@itzphoenix6310]

@@sinianunez979 exactly what I was thinking when I saw the name

[@tokesofthetown]

Thank you was about to post the names

[@kimt1776]

I always thought the death sentence was my preference until my attacker killed himself rather than standing trial. I felt/feel ROBBED.

[@mainerfreebird]

Yeah. He took control from you. Again.

[@AliValentine143]

I'm sorry you experienced that.

[@bellaknightR597]

I hope you're doing well now

[@karentucker2161]

He is suffering in the afterlife

[@brumhelldah917]

He was too weak to stand trial. Think of it as the more attention you give, the more they are real, deny them reality

[@misswaterrosexo]

“he goes inside, like he always did” will now be worked into every conversation I can manage 😂

[@youreanidiot6987]

they should use murderers instead of animals to test products on like “tested on murderers, animal friendly” but then i remember the whole false accusations thing

[@kizetherz]

they're more wild and savage than the animals, pretty much.

[@part-timeloser1662]

Just do it to the ones who are totally guilty and unwilling to give any more information

[@kristinbagani2811]

“Tested on murderers.” Imagine putting that in a label of a cosmetic product or prescription bottle. 🤔

[@jessicag7360]

👏🏼I. 👏🏼Have. 👏🏼Said. 👏🏼This. 👏🏼For. 👏🏼Years!

[@ML-tr1hz]

And pedos

[@Ohmygh0st]

When you said „They were more than that. They were more than that...“ i felt that. 🥺❤️

[@victoriaz5216]

“I’m not body shaming, I just have questions”

[@natanyaparsons8491]

I had the same question, so I don't blame her

[@victoriaz5216]

HawaiianStyle same

[@kimnarveson5190]

I have been binge watching these episodes and now the "theme song" is stuck in my head!😳🤣🤣

[@macykimani3124]

“I’m not body shaming, I just have questions” 😂😂😂😂

[@maccoyne5138]

I'm trans, my deadname was Macy! (It's Mac now lol)

[@Sam-hu6pf]

@@maccoyne5138 oh, cool! I have a Trans friend named Mars, so you reminded me of him a bit 😂

[@RhiSoundsLikeRye]

"I'm about to hit 500,000 subscribers" 1 year later she's at 5 million haha

[@vanessaa777-r2v]

Iconic

[@sendanrio]

Deserved

[@jessicamickel5224]

@@sendanrio 100%

[@afra4316]

I started watching her a week ago and she had 5.4 million subscribers. A week later is 5.58 million.

[@thea.louisee]

@The AdministratR frr

[@VictoriaGino]

"this isn't a life update bailey, they don't care" UH YAH WE DO GIRL!

[@michaelsadek4449]

i don't know why it feels comfortable and soothing to me that you are doing make up while telling a story, maybe because it reminds me of my child hood when my mother and teachers used to be busy while telling up a story haha

[@JasFromMars]

Me in my room watching bailey's vids, eating ramen and smoking a blunt. "Yeah bailey, that is suspish."

[@Zullyabarca]

Moooooood

[@morethan182]

Not shaming or anything but.... you should be eating a 'sloppy joe" 😂😂😂

[@Lee-fk9sh]

Sara Cannon dad? Is that you?

[@emokid6944]

I’m blazing rn doing the same thing!!

[@Echokeres]

2 months ago and still same

[@roniemontoya6234]

Why ain't anyone talking bout her disclaimer voice😂

[@Chelle8847]

*ASMR worthy* right?!

[@ebbryant]

Love it! Wow she's really come a long way as a KZbin content creator. From the theme song to the disclaimer voice :) to the "end quote"s. It's just so perfectly entertaining.

[@reallifein3d]

She needs an ASMR channel

[@karliebradham5158]

Very ASMR gives me the tingleys I lovvve it

[@its_k_goddamnit]

I love her disclaimer voice!

[@happymarshmallow9628]

Do y’all just “shanashaaa shanashaa Shana shaa shaa shana shaa” while going about your day or is it just me!?!?

[@---nobody---]

😂😂😂 I just found her yesterday and I've already done it a few times.

[@asteriahunter1376]

Haha same

[@with_Thandii]

It's Shanashaa Shanashaa shaa shaa shana shaa and Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie

[@NIkki-ox1ej]

I started doing it, and I caught myself singing it in front of husbun, 😔

[@nikicollins5809]

Always

[@Monkeybunch100]

That costume cracked me up!!! You are with me everyday while Im cleaning the kitchen and cooking dinner! Love your whole vibe!

[@finnverd]

joe’s ‘ex’ wife got away without hearing anything from him anymore? She must have been very lucky, if he did find her just imagine what he would’ve done to her

[@carlettecannon8716]

You are right she is a very blessed lady to get out the situation and was blessed to get away from him

[@carlettecannon8716]

100% correct statement you made all the way from Baton Rouge Louisiana 2021 be safe

[@gabriellaturner6264]

@@carlettecannon8716 plan is l

[@chancekelley5468]

@@carlettecannon8716 u

[@AmazingAutist]

Hopefully the kid was still out of her custody, and was able to live a happy and healthy life away from both of his biological donators. At least, if/until the mother was ever able to get her life together.

[@agirlwithbirds]

Okay what is with him and sticking his tongue out aggressively 😂

[@pookiechristian1768]

Crying 😂😂😭

[@Vee8321]

Aspen DeMonaco that’s where Miley Cyrus got her inspiration from.

[@miso8090]

Barty Crouch much?

[@tinashort9098]

Maybe he's like a snake when they flick their tounge they're after prey!

[@agirlwithbirds]

Tina Short 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@samanthahatfield2293]

Bailey: “I won’t go into to much detail because it’s really graphic” Also Bailey: “he chops them up... ig I did it anyways” 😂😭💀

[@elizabethbrogna3565]

I can’t help telling you how fabulous you are, your story telling is great. Make up fabulous . Your wit and story telling makes me happy. Not a crazy fan, Widower for 13 yrs and mother of two Nana of one. You just bring me joy. Your really great.

[@Jackatttack729]

POV: Watching in 2021, and hearing you excited about nearing 500k subscribers. You currently have 3.7M. So proud of you. 👏🏾👏🏾

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

Two weeks later she’s at 4mil

[@hayleywitt6663]

2/23 she’s at 4.14M

[@sillygoosecakes]

2/27 she's at 4.18 million 😄

[@poppyblackwell1084]

@@sillygoosecakes 15 hours after your comment 4.2!!

[@reaganemerick]

14.19!!!!

[@casna5400]

“What do you do when you’re ticked off?” “Buy useless Knick knacks for the house…” “You seek revenge” “…oh..”

[@tahnerleitner9028]

what

[@THGEPENISMONKEY]

Lol

[@wagherbert]

I also buy chocolate...

[@jessasandoval217]

My response was "blast Linkin Park or Breaking Benjamin radio and scream-sing to all the songs" 🤣 then "oh...yeah revenge works too..." lol

[@samorachannel2093]

Ummmm, I smoke a blunt. Ummm. Yeah lol

[@carnationsandcosmos]

Joe Goldberg, Joe Exotic, this Joe..., I’m starting to question what an average Joe really is...

[@scarletttsmithhh]

Joe Mama....

[@Lee-fk9sh]

Joe Jones

[@kimchiwest]

scarlett smith joe Swanson, joe Biden

[@yourgonnadieupthere6665]

Joe joe siwa

[@jordyn.24]

Joe Jackson?

[@dnasty1979]

i feel like no one talks about how GORGEOUS bailey is

[@1430duh]

I couldn’t imagine being one of those people that ate one of those “roast beef sammies 😳🤢🤮

[@kelseygreen7588]

Right? Ugh...

[@katiesmith661]

I’d become a vegetarian for life

[@1430duh]

Katie Smith Same... You know once it came out in the news some of the people that knew him and bought from him were mortified... I honestly don’t even know how I would react I think I would be afraid to ever eat anywhere again 😹

[@SunnySchorpioTarot25]

I would stop eating meat 🤮

[@dianadashkov5824]

I feel like people like these would sell veggie burgers and still put ground meat inside of them

[@chyenneporter1666]

Me: *sitting in the kitchen eating a rotisserie chicken with bare hands* Bailey: “ and then he dismembered the body” My husband: *walks in to the kitchen* 😟

[@ashimamathur22]

Hahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eluna5389]

Haha my husband walked into our room as she said "he chops them up" hubby asked what I was watching and I tried to explain mystery makeup and hubby just said interesting and walked out 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashimamathur22]

Erika Luna hahahahahaha😂😂gawd u nd ur hubby are so cute 💕

[@mikayla7260]

Chyenne Porter this is a scene out of a sitcom, i imagined a crowd of laughs happening after he walks in

[@popsicle22209]

Hilarious. I have been binge watching her videos and I think my man is very suspish hahaha

[@lucymaerob]

Bailey: What do you do when you get ticked off? Me: Have a bubble bath!! Bailey: You seek revenge Me: Oh

[@courtneyquarantine]

😂😂😂 yes!

[@kirstieprince301]

Rewatching all the videos and the older ones with the theme song make me so happy 😂🖤

[@valentinageber8065]

No one: Not a single soul: Bailey: he’s a BIG BOI

[@celestem9006]

“I’m not body shaming. I just have questions?” I-😂😂😂😂

[@ashal7482]

his picture is actually so scary

[@liyataylor7389]

Hi

[@ashal7482]

Liya was X hello :)

[@cerystaberner9004]

Hiiii guysssss

[@sophielauren7821]

Yeah... Every time one popped up I'd flip out and think, "Bailey, stop it! You're scaring me!" Honestly he looks scarier than his crimes sound... he just gives me the chills.

[@courtneyquarantine]

It’s officially burning in my brain

[@brandybrandy]

As a Baltimoron, you missed the "D" in Baldimore, hahahah. jk. But also that street where he sold the food is like a 20 minute drive from house. creepy but pretty cool. lol

[@materialgirl2839]

“He’s a big boy. He’s a big boy” “.....I’m not body shaming tho”😂😂 You gotta love her

[@sophiejenna2971]

I was thinking,” I like big boys, itty bitty boys, Mississippi boys,in the city boys, I like the pretty boys with a bow tie, gets your nails done, let it blow dry, I like a big beard, I like a clean slate, I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste”

[@kathya.h7078]

Lol

[@Dodgerchik562]

Sophie Jenna Lol! 😂🤣😂🤣💯🔥

[@elenaherrera562]

She just has a lot of questions 😂

[@smroberts2007]

This lipstick is perfect on you!

[@jacksonasamsy2587]

@Tatibb so?

[@beepboop2760]

@@jacksonasamsy2587 bruh

[@khol_6973]

“I show up here looking a mess & you shouldn’t expect any less” needs to be in the November merch restock!! ❤️🤞🏻🤞🏻

[@mitsypouskat7591]

Bless you Bailey you couldn't believe almost half a million subscribers and here you sit with over 6 million just 2 years later. The content is dark but you shine anyway

[@bradypalmer1769]

A lot of these stories Ive heard before. But watching Bailey gives me way more info than Ive had before. She tells the full story and I love that. I always listen to these while doing my make up. Congrats on almost 500k! You deserve it ! Youre so funny and relateable. 💖

[@spookycloud]

The head thing (and often also hands) is generally to slow down identification of the victim.

[@blakemordecai247]

i was looking for this response haha

[@maytecardoza391]

Listening with headphones in my phone, my kids and husband keep asking me stuff and I'm like shhhhh don't talk to me !!

[@kvetinkakvetinka3977]

My life story

[@Cookie4811Mau]

Literally!!! Quiet peasants, the queen is speaking!!! lol 🤣😂

[@lvvqss]

@@Cookie4811Mau emo🤣🤣🤣

[@gzaragoza2890]

Same.

[@amandasias7653]

Legit same lol