Making a 1000m tall POOP SLIDE in Cities Skylines!

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

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[@clover1896]

Hi

[@kadenbonnot8853]

@@clover1896 very insightful

[@epicthief]

RCE pushing p

[@clover1896]

@@kadenbonnot8853 English please

[@JohnJamesJacoby]

Insta-buy! 🐾

[@thegeb75]

I'm sure the creators of City Skylines NEVER imagined their game to be used to make a poop slide tourist attraction simulator. Engineering at it's best!

[@desmond_craddock_5226]

I'd love to go on that cruse is real life

[@BargB]

They surely imagined that, 2 much poop physics...also just imagine venice...

[@randomn4me205]

This effect even has a nice name, Emergent Gameplay, to describe it. Not sure that the people who coined the term were thinking about poop slide tourist attractions either.

[@stuchly1]

They put poop in the game. It was only a matter of time before somebody went "haha, poop" 🤣

[@ValMephora]

They have seen their fair share of this already. Tho I don't think they intended this

[@davids.9656]

Also, last thing, create sewage drain pipes along the side of the pool mountain ramp to allow the water to continuously flow down to the lake.

[@jonnie2bad]

good idea give this guy a raise!

[@teamaircraft155]

If you call poop water than I call tomatoes ketchup

[@drewmortenson]

@@jonnie2bad Someone give this guy a job!

[@xDreamSmp]

@@drewmortenson Lmao !!

[@dr.tariquehussainkhan631]

@Jesus is LORD poop

[@teamaircraft155]

I love how it only flows some of the time so the people on the boats sometimes get stuck for in-game hours, smelling the whole city's poop.

[@Slimdante]

it's not a bug or flaw... it's a feature!!!

[@guillaumev1022]

Gotta wait for the next poop tide !

[@Daedric16]

“Man, this ferry ride stinks!”

[@darealkosmo]

Honestly, the thrill of the ride almost outweighs the mentally scarring effect of bathing in everyone’s feces. almost. 😁

[@vit.budina]

oh, hey, Kosmo! I see you're a man of culture as well. :)

[@rogervanbommel1086]

Oh, did not expect to see you here

[@CheesyCake173]

hey kosmo im a fan love the vids

[@rogervanbommel1086]

@Jesus is LORD are y0u a human?

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

@@rogervanbommel1086 Nee Jezus was een velociraptor.

[@draconicdusk5911]

The video content I came for: A Civil Engineer plays engineer related games! The Video content I stayed for: HAHA POOP SLIDE!

[@Aviator856]

Same

[@daboiisric2]

Same

[@LuciusHill]

Same

[@kieranjordan2655]

The dead people thing is an issue in game itself, when people move into your residential zones for the first time they are mostly the same age group, meaning a big chunk of your population will reach old age and die at the same time, there are mods that fix the issue but basically if you have rapid expansion then you will have a deathwave

[@Trendyflute]

It's amazing how many glaring issues continue to exist in this game's programming so many years after release. But hey, they've got 10 different DLCs that are variations on "zone a district and plop some half-baked assets into them" model, so it all balances out...right? RIGHT!?!?!

[@kyltredragmire4939]

@@Trendyflute Bit unfair, as they did actually attempt to address this issue with a free update alongside the fishing dlc. The eldercare and childcare service buildings extend the sim's lives and add more randomness to their life spans.

[@kelly4187]

@@Trendyflute it's a paradox.

[@KNylen]

isnt that realistic, though?

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@kelly4187 huh .....

[@LQC2556]

Watching the game's water physics working is actually pretty satisfying, especially if it involves watching ferries drive up an impossibly steep slope. Though, I can't help but notice that the ferry line and all the infrastructure created for it are completely decorative (kind of architectural if you ask me).

[@Potatocarl]

No, ferry rides make big money and are designed by engineers for safety

[@earlgrey2130]

This is the most immature and childish way to play a city sim i've ever seen. 10/10 love it.

[@2807ft]

@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 Nonsense, needs more zero's

[@2807ft]

@Leon’s galaxy 1000 10000000000000/10

[@Dimitri_Lousteau]

@@2807ft 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

[@capedkat]

I think the architects are missing something. Ah yes: Noisepollution!

[@nick11crafter]

When placing the prefab canals you have to place them normally, as in without using a mod to ignore building limitations, otherwise the game doesn't recalculate the terrain they displace.

[@inyobill]

If you're using mods, then might as well create an even slope.

[@ssniper-mb7js]

Maybe the prblem was that so many people wanted to see architects burn and crumble that there wasnt enough of them to keep the poo coming

[@dsceitt]

Gotta be honest those roads look verry efficient edit: English is not my native language so i wrote roads wrong, sorry.

[@kadenbonnot8853]

Rhodes*

[@dsceitt]

@@kadenbonnot8853 ok

[@kadenbonnot8853]

@@alexbrouwer6297 offendendid*

[@lilkittygirl]

Roads?

[@Kryy_fn]

@@kadenbonnot8853 its roads

[@madcat_UK]

"...A collar with a little P on it." - My inner child couldn't stop giggling at that

[@fierceice0373]

Hey RCE! You’re not getting any industrial demand because of the many many jobs at your oil fields. You’ll have to delete some of them to increase the industrial demand.

[@Fuchsia_tude]

"jobs"

[@ManicMama.]

7:18 Im dying at the ferrys trying to get through all the bridges LMAO also he should've had the ferry's go around the architect island lol

[@ryanbrown982]

Your City Skylines content is unquestionably your best. Glad to see more of it.

[@Magnolia_mk2]

Just want to say thank you for making videos, I put these on when I get to work from home and it just makes my day that much better.

[@omkarapshankar3363]

Engitopia used to be such a livable city!

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

😂 are you trying to say you hate renewable energy and boat tours? That's all that's changed really... (kinda)

[@Arhange1790]

And now it's city of the dreams.😄

[@terranovarain6570]

😆🤣

[@louieberg2942]

I found the architect

[@pbsixgun6]

@@Arhange1790 The city build for poo fetishists. lol

[@drakanion]

Man ... I'd *love* it if RCE sent this map to Biffa Plays. Tag-line: "I c*cked up my traffic, could you maybe give me a hand?" 🤣 Just to see the reactions.

[@GurschachX]

Matt: Buys new plot of land with a beautiful fresh lake Also Matt: Instantly pollutes it with a sewer slide for the lulz

[@wu1ming9shi]

19:02 Imagine the ferryman shouting to the city "POOP FASTER DAMMIT!" xD

[@lapiswake6583]

You have to keep an eye on the cemeteries and the landfill sites, as they do fill up. But then you can empty them so you don't constantly need more. Maybe there's a mod for auto emptying. Also, you deleted a few power lines during this video, you may want to go fix them

[@lilkittygirl]

Oh y'know, you can install the appropriate incinerators and never have to worry about them filling...

[@StevenWichers]

There's a mod called Empty It! that handles cemeteries, snowdumps, warehouses, and landfills.

[@inyobill]

Where do you empty them to? If you're usingf crematoriums, you might as well use crematoriums.

[@StevenWichers]

@@inyobill They empty to outside of the city if you have no other appropriate storage or processor building.

[@feloxyvrane]

3:49 They are springing up like no one's business...Indeed they are. lol

[@kif1983]

Living close enough to Stonehenge to get a close view of all the tunnel outrage does give extra amusement at those bits.

[@theholycessna553]

You’ll never get anyone better than Matt with his strongest shape jokes…

[@VintageBlacklist]

6:41 People are dying because of pollution. You have a power station and dump next to residential areas. Keep your residential area clear from that brown haze. Then people won't die.

[@VintageBlacklist]

My bad, the "dump" was a 2nd cemetery. But, the coal plant is what's killing people.

[@masterofthepinkside]

Thanks for this. I was having a really rough day and your industrial area layout amused the inner child enough to cheer me up a bit. Keep on making the strongest cities, Matt!

[@leahcornelius]

Hope your day/week/year got better!

[@patrickschardt7724]

Keep slipping bits of Paddy. This series is so fun to watch.

[@MeAndTheBoys_]

0:28 I love those roads, they look awesome. Oh man, what i wouldn't do, to ride on those roads for real. Looks like a hard drive, love it 💕

[@seizan88]

*Matt constantly destroying his city* .... Also Matt: why isn't this working? Why are there so many dead people? :'D

[@duhreflex2339]

Only one man can upload daily and have quality videos at the same time. And we all know who he is...

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

My money is on GrayStillPlays! 😅

[@garrnk]

Who? Grey or is it a twitch streamer?

[@americanstudent9062]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming true... He does manage to make quite hilarious content everyday. I think he hired Satan as his editor though.

[@AnymMusic]

remember guys, he used to be an actual engineer before this 😂

[@DBT1007]

Now it's engineer clown 😂

[@FabianGaming73]

4:53 "...so we'll give it a pp, a private pylon" That was so random and it got me laughing harder than it should be. xD

[@apolloj23]

Retail districts pop-up, 'Like no one's business'. Well clearly, RCE, it is someone's business!!

[@nathanspriggs3978]

As someone who worked on ferries for 3 years, this would definitely have made my day to day more interesting

[@StevenWichers]

Having road anarchy on while placing paths can cause the game to ignore flattening terrain when it should. You just need to turn off road anarchy or adjust the options before placing things you want to behave normally.

[@gigakoresh]

3:16 I love how you put down a crematorium and the whole district is like :))))

[@Vojtaniz01]

"Roads are banned from there" - You sound like an architect! Regards from a real civil engineer from Czechia ;-)

[@monad_tcp]

1:35 The other day I needed a massive pylon for my 1MW personal science project. So I went to the city hall and said with a megaphone : You must construct additional pylons !

[@AaronKay]

All the abandoned oil fields are industry... that's why there's no demand.

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

You may have cracked it....!!!

[@andyitzdark]

I never expected an actual engineer to say "what the shit is a pathway" but i'm glad I did

[@pm0neypenny]

How do these not de-monetised... haha. I dont think youtube like the most strongest shape do they? lol

[@BlackHe4rtQueen]

17:45 it is good to see that modern ships are fitted with hand breaks.

[@joshkiej6601]

you can also add regular water pumps, they'll pump more water without it having to be poop

[@sammilnes5479]

13:31 ----- yes you can

[@danlikessnow]

I believe the reason why people are dying in the city is because of the one drinking water pipe for the architects, connecting the poo water to the drinking water. You inadvertently created the same mistake as you did a few episodes ago.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

1:41 best part of the video goes downhill after that, how can the rest of the video compete with a cute dog also this is a very mature video 😁... 🤣

[@DaTux91]

My question is simply this: with the poo going down the slide now, is there still enough poo to poower the dams on the other side? 🤔

[@lithuets]

Everyone in that one area of the former industrial knob is dying because the ground is polluted still. Notice it's all foggy/smokey. It should go away after some amount of time

[@theodorechiou2886]

RCE:"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD PEOPLE?" "alright i'll just leave them to die" me : what do you think they've been doing :rofl:

[@numpanglewat7117]

14:24 thanks, now i know the word of "architect" can be used as cursing words😂

[@adamplays3400]

Love your vids, keep up the good work PS Strongest shape is the most efficient shape

[@kelvinc]

11:44 "The pylons might have to take a detour." Foreshadowing!

[@kinglarry9798]

honestly i’d say ditch every game but timberborn freeways and city skylines i love seeing them all grow

[@kinglarry9798]

obviously joking but still

[@Roach18]

MINI MOTORWAYS!!!!! 11!! 1

[@kinglarry9798]

@@Roach18 fair

[@daisyboi]

I love this guy it's nice to see someone just having fun with games

[@polskasausage762]

Would it be possible to get more paddy in the videos, please ?

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Uploading daily for the next week on his channel: kzbin.info/door/cGn_Cyb-0-jI1xI_nrq7iA

[@unslited]

2:03 😂 he had to say it’s not dog pee lol

[@Josh-gl5qw]

I am once again asking for RCE to say “hello fellow architects”

[@approximateCognition]

The bad timeline

[@JaceGameplay]

RCA IS secretly an Engineer.

[@kadenbonnot8853]

SHAME

[@NeRFeNHuRDeR]

"could you imagine a pylon to your house?" Welcome to the Midwest home boi.

[@gametaunt]

regarding the dead people, the game is quirky and badly designed in that aspect. all people entering your city will have the same age on entry so the deaths in neighborhoods will also happen at roughly the same time. there is a mod that fixes this think it was something along the lines of randomized citizen age

[@Ibert0318]

1:41 WHY IS IT SO CUTE?!?!?!

[@JBproductions.]

Hi

[@watermonke4599]

Ur first

[@z4clewis]

It would seem you are first

[@FullmetalAngyl]

I feel like the ferry up top might have been better positioned on the island. Or that there could have been a second stop on the island so the ferries would circle the island before going back down. This was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@seeing8spots]

For some reason your method of not taking this game seriously at all and instead just having fun with it really cracks me up 😂

[@luc1ferous]

'Loosest possible solution' is an excellent unintended diarrhoea pun!

[@AlexJoneses]

I took fluid dynamics and now I'm watching this, engineering sure is wild

[@MegaDerpyDragon...52]

Cool, how accurate is it?

[@binx6449]

"Why are there so many dead people??" It could be a lot of things XD Is it the poo water? is it the Ferry-go-Round? Who's to say? Maybe we need to make a cemetery mountain next.

[@thedaze4345]

just make a huge field of cemetarys (also your dog is really cute)

[@ruijieyu9035]

2:04 I like that the subtitle actually says “pee” 🤣

[@MrTigroz]

“Come on, we just need another poo-surge.” The things you never thought you’d be saying

[@mirandamilf26]

I like how I paused it exactly on the 4:20 mark. Amazing.

[@arthursonnenberg6100]

Every time I think there os nothing more engitopia can give us you come up with a new sensational idea. It just keeps on giving.

[@juch3]

Other cities skylines youtuber: making content about the new airport DLC Real civil engineer: *I absolutely need to build this poop slide!!*

[@andreuf8028]

There is no demand of industry because of the oil pumps, that are considered an industry and are covering all the demand

[@apgthewolf]

I bought the Paddy Plushie cause your channel is amazing! I enjoy watching!!!

[@DanOutdoorsUK]

These are never long enough! I need so much more

[@jakethreesixty]

Poop engineering is low-key the best part of the game, things like having a fecal-electric dam, or a series of meaningless poop canals.

[@witchingjokress]

That pup is so cute :3 also the poop slide: 12/10 never seen better content in city skylines

[@milo9528]

“Imagine being a boat driver” bruh

[@bartigasiatisch4674]

Been waiting for this one. Pleaseeeee another one. Your videos been helping me alot to overcome my strugglesss💀💀

[@craigcairns4819]

Yes paddy plush ordered!! 😁😁

[@emilychandler854]

That was really stressful 😅🐶

[@craigcairns4819]

@@emilychandler854 very stressful 😂😂

[@morallybankrupt1461]

My pug just turned a year old too! Nothing better than a puppy to make your life happier.

[@franzashenbrenner8916]

Finally back with this game this City!

[@average_chungus7421]

Loving this series so much

[@RepostCollection]

"Is that a clown shop?" 😂💀

[@alyssaapoc]

"Some people, they *might* work in this... abandoned oil field..."

[@toddhoward1892]

18:21 So this is what it's like to go up reverse mountain!

[@nahmastay3300]

Watching the ferries pummel through the bridges had me cracking tf up😂😂😂

[@STEVIE.CREATES]

I can’t tell you the way I died laughing from this video!!! 😂🥴😂🥴😂

[@jerichosamurai]

Someone really enjoys their fluid dynamics

[@r.handerlie9607]

Cities Skylines is my favorite content from you, always hilarious

[@TheRealNightMode]

Nice super efficient highway design I can see what inspired you

[@theni9htguard331]

Paddy anniversary and I love it so much

[@klaudiaw1832]

I feel like matt always has some sweater on in paddy clips and I appreciate that, very cute

[@RVMaz]

what about you have the cemetaries like the paris catocombs an entire section dedicated to dead people if you can build underground or do it above ground

[@Dimitrije002]

You dont have any industry demand because all of it is satisfied by the oil field. So you will have to reduce it or get a mod for unlimited demand. Great video btw 😂

[@--_DJ_--]

You have to click the Empty button on the cemetery or it will always be full, same thing with garbage dumps. I use a mod to do it for me.

[@miscielrossvillegas6307]

KZbin finally recommended this video channel again and I simply lost it at "Super Efficient Highway Designs" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jude1077]

I like how the city has been flooded with poo water eight times or something and they just keep living there.