Making A Burrito Bowl Faster Than Chipotle | But Faster

[@elmhurstdesktop8919]

Ulysses is such an inspiration. man has failed every but faster episode ever, but he still wakes up and tries his best. we could all learn from Ulysses. He deserves a raise and free therapy sessions. Josh is such a sore winner

[@brixenlang3207]

Ulysses is the real goat here

[@lampwithapickle9133]

what even

[@christiantan5341]

We all know he lost it cos he changed shirt when he could have been avoiding red lights ;)

[@emilianorocha2078]

ummm... losing against Josh is part of the concept and the show chill lol

[@ericingham3343]

It's cause he takes unnecessarily longer than normal

[@khalilahd.]

Your crew deserves an Emmy for their performance in that ad 😂😂

[@omo708]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@hasuo9749]

Take it easy ma am . You liked this we got It,no emmy for stupid stuffs that amuse low class

[@keshiadickson4748]

Kendrick modeled the best 😂

[@rubikdude49]

Absolutely living for the modelling of the outfits by your team

[@derp.6165]

11/10 advertisement

[@SevenHunnid]

We live in the matrix.. We only live physically once so we shouldn’t be afraid to do anything bro, i smoke weed on my KZbin channel and i ate Mcdonald’s inside Walmart, screw anyones opinion brotha, we in the matrix fr i watched too much andrew tate

[@khalilahd.]

😂😂😂 right! Best supporting actors!

[@darcyferrigno]

exactly. Victorias secret has nothing on these fine ass people.

[@addictedtohisgrace]

@@SevenHunnid you know you have only one life, and this is what you choose to do with it? Good little consumer

[@anthonyhunter8280]

I used to be a manger at chipotle and I will agree the food on the line is already pre made but we spent hours prepping every single menu item by hand, even shredding 50lb blocks of cheese at 6am. And when things run out we have to either prep more or cook more food and it’s crazy. But I agree when it’s delivered it should be very quick

[@jimbobjoe]

Of all the series you do, this is the most entertaining. Great concept, great commentary, and I can learn efficiency in a kitchen.

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

How? If the douche actually went shopping for the ingredients it wouldn't be "but faster" at all

[@sophieg8522]

Disagree! EVERY cooking show is about "faster". Weissman was/is one of the few that favoured QUALITY and taking the TIME to get the recipe right. "But Faster" is funny, but "But Cheaper" and "But Better" are, in fact, WAY BETTER.

[@lillyhill5473]

@@sophieg8522 its his opinion bro u cant tell him hes wrong if its what he believes

[@sophieg8522]

@@lillyhill5473 lol do you not see the irony of YOUR comment? :)

[@toad7395]

@@sophieg8522 why tf you talk like a 40 year old man

[@Exayevie]

Here's how Ulysses gets a win: challenge Josh to see if he can wash all those dishes faster than you can throw the finished takeout bowl in the trash! :P

[@LuvNyasha]

And ingredients prep😭

[@knndyskful]

👏 yes get Ulysses a win

[@vishistsaini3623]

Dude best comment in this series

[@greg5892]

Dishwasher!

[@muchoman90]

Use disposable plates 🤦‍♂️

[@mcclaryo148]

I can now confirm that you worked sauté at the restaurant. Leaving the eye burning after removing the pan is the sign of a good sauté chef. Why turn it off when I know the next fire is right around the corner.

[@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld]

explain further?

[@sumanyumehrotra4025]

can you explain in simpler words lol I'm kinda interested

[@xTakumEx]

@@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld He left the flame on his stove on and ready for another pan.

[@ethanero]

@@sumanyumehrotra4025 sauteing is cooking with a small amount of oil or fat over high heat in a thin, or shallow I should say, pan and a sauté chef is responsible for cooking meats and stuff this way, as well as preparing sauces and gravies that will go with other dishes. It’s a super important role in the kitchen and basically - they’re saying that he’s a good sauté chef because he doesn’t turn off the stove after taking the pan off because he’s about to throw something over the heat again soon after.

[@ruffprophetproductions]

You don’t think he just forgot? Lol I did this last week😭

[@rlwalker2]

I like these "faster than" videos a lot. You illustrate what steps can be eliminated in a pinch. Results not as good as using all the proper steps, but highly acceptable results. Thanks.

[@mcampos1997]

Lmao Josh literally sent him across town in the worst area for Houston traffic for chipotle when there was probably one less than 5 minutes away. This man was set up🤣

[@djghostface292]

Not to mention it’s Chipotle which isn’t that hard to be better than

[@SEAZNDragon]

I was thinking the same once I saw the highway sign🤣

[@Ghost-hs6qq]

Do you think he would win if he didn't rig the challenge?

[@Subideable]

I wish he’d account the time spent at the groceries

[@cmm67341]

He has rigged them all so far. Not really a fair fight.

[@rx2316]

His friend, his team, their energy is everything

[@m.sadeghgh926]

I love the fact that he didn't say "ooniion" for a while, but he nailed it again with that beautiful sound at 2:58.

[@VerhoevenSimon]

I love this series, it showcases how often fast food just isn't fast and/or how to do it yourself (prices nowadays...)

[@josephk87171]

Is it just me, or having restaurant locations for take out be 15 minute drive away seem far? If I'm grabbing take out, it should be 5 minutes away. Having 30 minutes of driving makes "but faster" an easy contest.

[@HappyHealthyWife]

Not just you

[@frenchfryequeen]

Well depends on if your using door dash or something related, It always takes them forever when the restaurant is like a mile away....sometimes I come home afterwork too tired to cook or go out again for food lol

[@GeoffWilde]

Does it even matter? The point of the video is that you can cook decent meals fast

[@jakx2ob]

​@@GeoffWilde if you include stuff like shopping and cleaning and are a slower cook than Josh this is probably approaching 3 hours. There is a lot of food that is better suited for home cooking than what he is showing off on the channel.

[@jeffthomas912]

I think that Josh should be allowed to incorporate the time spent ordering the food into his time prepping and cooking. No one asked, but it must be said. All the love, Papa.

[@shieldinhand6586]

Agreed

[@jabbathegoole]

Idk about you but 98% of the time i get fastfood im usually driving home from work or errands so i think the opposite it should start from ordering at the store and waiting

[@KeenerAppetite]

I love a good burrito bowl!! So hearty and can be healthy snd balanced too!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@khalilahd.]

Agreed! Always a fan favorite

[@omo708]

@@khalilahd. this is crazy😭I see your commenting everywhere WTFreak!!!

[@jurassicdino3000]

it would be healthy with dark rice and not white. white rice and white pasta is the worst one and not healthy

[@digvijay1710]

@@jurassicdino3000 🤡

[@SarafinaSummers]

I just discovered the unadulterated joy and bliss of a barbecoa borito bowl.

[@liambooth5377]

Ordered my Papatapa merch just now. So hyped just got the beanie but in fairness I wear beanies every single day so it'll always be on. Dude you're a huge influence and reason why I'm pursuing cooking and I just had to get the clothes to show it. Keep inspiring.

[@MisterBoilerMaker11]

Start time 11:33. End time 12:08. Ain’t no way in hell it’s taking me more than 35 minutes to get Chipotle. You can’t throw a rock without hitting a Chipotle in Houston lmao. Josh out here with the deception. Talking about 15min to drive somewhere 🤣🤣🤣

[@Garrett9339]

He's gone corporate. We need to demand better - he's pandering to the lowest common denominator now. Here's an idea - have the guy beat you (because sometimes eating out IS in fact faster) but show him how a few extra minutes at home can make the experience exponentially better? Would that hurt Papa's ego? There's not a chance I'm watching this series until the score gets settled.

[@darklordofsword]

Glad to see you've embraced the beauty of instant pot for rice, Josh.

[@Crash-zc1do]

He doesn't even take Ulisses vote on the taste test into count, cause he already knows he is gonna vote for the take out he went to get lol

[@tomjames9681]

I don’t know why but the But Fasters are consistently the funniest episodes.

[@daydreamer2070]

I’m literally eating chipotle right now and was thinking I needed to make my own and was thinking of you this is insane lol

[@philjohnwilliams]

To really make this an accurate comparison, I think they should add clean up time to Josh's time.

[@shaycrowley3262]

I want Josh to do this all on one stove because WHO THE HELL HAS THREE DIFFERENT COOK AREAS????

[@nunyabinness3574]

I did this once and the time and ingredients made it insane...the red sauce alone was crazy but came out great

[@chkchkpap45]

I REALLY apreciated the fan service at the beginning... Got a little BUZZ goin bruther, and man i was crying i was laughing so hard. Good shit mane

[@Exayevie]

For those of you wondering what to do with half an onion, this happens to me all the time. To solve the problem, I have invented the French Onion Sandwich. Literally just fry the onion til it's jammy and sweet and eat it on toasted sourdough with mayo, provolone, and optional bacon

[@SarafinaSummers]

Oh, oh! that sounds amazing, and I hate onions!

[@carlosviana9568]

You should do a but faster x but better x but cheaper all in once episode for one dish. That would be awesome

[@smacznienatalerzu]

Absolutely amazing 💯 I just bought Joshua's cookbook, lovely, delicious and easy recipes 😋

[@nikolash2149]

The "Damn gurrllll" at 2:21 has me absolutely in tears lmao great vid as always

[@andrewsaxton7767]

Me and my 4 year old love your videos, he really wishes there was more but faster ones and we are rooting for you Ulysses

[@Densmith43]

Mr. Weissman never had a Burrito Bowl but now will try one , THANK YOU for your Recipes .

[@TheAKinferno]

Ulysses: why am I losing against Josh ? Also Ulysses:*takes time off-camera to change his t-shirt*

[@Twinkis1001]

All of the clothing stores should hire you for making their commercials

[@DawsJosh]

Even when limited by time Joshua finds a way to put mayo on Mexican food.

[@malachite072]

Chipotle is American-Mexican food not authentic Mexican. Just like how Panda Express is American-Chinese and not Chinese.

[@jennijones1532]

@8:09 - is that the victory dance??? You should trademark that.😂

[@ha2272]

we want to see a recipe using all the functions of the new stove you got

[@doughnutmonarchthesecond]

real way this should be done is include ordering time include cleanup washing dishes mopping the floor i see that floor josh throwing out the takeout container include ingrerdient prep time etc.

[@DrDaveW]

Not affiliated, but the Instant Pot Evo Duo Plus is a huge step up. Heatproof handles on the bowl, for a start. Thought of it when you nearly burned your fingers. (The handles also stop the bowl annoyingly spinning when you stir.) Plus sous-vide function and a much easier and safer pressure release. Lots more manual control as well.

[@ascotter]

Glad I finally get to see Papa's videos right as they are uploaded. What an honor. I will be purchasing papa merch for he is my lord and savior.

[@Royalty_girlie]

Calling him papa is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. Wow. Like he calls himself papa and it's cringy but seeing this comment sent me over the edge.

[@joeyzuloaga6564]

@@Royalty_girlie cool story bro

[@mrdaxtercrane]

In all honesty, it's painful, cause I then have to put in the timings for SponsorBlock manually myself

[@Royalty_girlie]

@@joeyzuloaga6564 oh no is somebody upset that I offended their papa 🥺

[@ascotter]

@@Royalty_girlie It's a joke my friend

[@jabbathegoole]

My family wondering why i sweat while cooking when im legit doing everything from scratch and josh doing his symphony is what im doing

[@trashcancatmom]

the vibe of this one really gave me a little giggle i love beanis !

[@moev29]

Ulysses out here repoin the merch so hard on the drive. Give that man a RAISE.

[@msjsq1966]

I love you and your channel, Joshua!!!!! So fun, thank you to you and your crew!!!!!

[@matt_white_music]

I just made this. Incredible recipe. Thanks, my guy.

[@riffedwood5597]

Can you add a Dish Score to each recipe? How long and hard did you have to wash them pots and pans?

[@averieldeathrider8407]

I love these new vids!! & Ad for the merch was like an actual modeling ad, but with sarcasm. Love It!! 🤣🤣⚰️⚰️

[@darko8145]

5:55 I just love how he takes the pan off the stove and then just leaves the heat on, and i was just watching it, still on, and was like "josh, josh, JOSH , JOSJSJ THE FIReR" and then he turned it off lol

[@bjm7z]

I feel like the true key to but cheaper is that there are no fast food restaurants near Josh. Ulysses could have walked to the chipotle by my me and been back before Josh finished chopping the garlic.

[@whomp4112]

that merch makes me want papa to give me some tapa 🥴😵

[@darewoIf]

3:19 I like how there's an onion from earlier down there too

[@RhyBeezy]

Hey! I bought your cookbook from Kmart in Australia yesterday! Was so excited when I seen it

[@elizabethstiffler7980]

Josh, when you don’t watch what you’re rapidly cutting, it makes me want to barf 🤣 I could never

[@EclipseCircle]

6:28 Literally the entire highway is passing him. Then he wonders why he loses all the time.

[@ctbrico]

dude is going a 30 while everyone else going a 55 lmao

[@flemethshouse8658]

I feel like the goal of these types of series, is to encourage people to cook more at home instead of ordering. The problem is people are inherently lazy, so they will always choose a delivery of food, even if it is mediocre at best, instead of cooking for themselves. Even if it saves money, time is something that not everyone has an abundance of, so while you are waiting for someone else to deliver your mediocre pre-cooked food from a chain restaurant, you can use that time to do something else instead of outright cooking.

[@edithzhang3070]

the cooking also looks a lot more fun than sitting in traffic

[@WooliestGecko]

Bruh the pronunciation of Maldon in Maldon Salt made me laugh 😂 as a brit who lives in Essex, where Maldon is, its pronounced Mall-Dun lol

[@jjb2244]

Glad to finally be able to catch a video fairly early. Definitely going to be grabbing merch and hopefully in the future aprons become something you sell.

[@JoshGreensVLOG]

That looks like he's driving in Houston traffic and it makes me happy for some reason

[@Shadowguy456234]

5:51 Did Josh basically just bring the "This is fine" meme to life?

[@TURBOMIKEIFY]

I'm a long-sleeve wearer, even in the summer. I'd totally try and cop one of them shirts.

[@insanesamosa]

6:23 “I love beanis” had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@REK8088]

Just received your cookbook and already flagged 50 recipes. Thanks for the quality content and cookbook!

[@CultivatedDavid]

I’m a Chipotle worker and I finished making a burrito bowl 30 seconds into the video 🥱

[@Wynntersenk6017]

The whole modeling section at the beginning was on point

[@TayaYoung04]

Love your content. Also, whoever edits these videos.. awesome. The edits are gold, make the content even better! Some people overdo it but this is just enough to not be over the top.

[@OdieMatthews]

Saw the banana shirt, bought banana shirt. That’s the best merch on this platform for sure!

[@StepDownFoxyTheFox100]

My favorite KZbin video of all time

[@Doquekc]

I have been watching Joshua's videos for years, even bought his cookbook (which I highly recommend), but this is the first time I have seen one posted only minutes prior.

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

Lame af

[@kimberlyclifton6582]

Could you possibly do a series of items that you would recommend to use in the kitchen? Such as equipment and utensils. I'm looking at updating my kitchen from top to bottom. New everything.

[@waitingforthebus]

I love this dang channel

[@theresafeyjoo458]

This was sooooo good. Thank you for sharing

[@PM-hh9ur]

This video came just in time! I woke up super early (never do that), saw a steak video and got hungry, ran to the store, got steak (never do that), cooked the steak (which cost an arm and a leg, and then some), and no one wants to eat it.

[@gracefuller6319]

My addiction to your channel has me only clicking on your videos getting on KZbin 😂😂

[@AnferneeMyers]

5:00 “Waltzing between pans” *plays Jazz*

[@og5807]

Lol no way this driver tryna win this challenge. 😂 he legit enjoying his 10 minutes on camera

[@dobrinagavazova1786]

The editing is …. Money! I’m dying 😂

[@gurujot951]

The point people are trying to make is that it would take any of us longer to prepare the meal if we don't have anything pre-measured. I think Josh needs the challenge taken up a notch. No prep. He has to take everything out of the fridge/cupboard, open it up and measure. It would simulate a realistic challenge for the lay person, and it might make these challenges more challenging. And it might be better content for the channel. Win win.

[@cocoa4sho]

Got both shirts, let’s go Josh, happy to support!

[@sherKhan-qq7cy]

Simp

[@k1llsh0t_87]

next I think you should do a but easier series since I know a lot of people would like to cook but don't wanna put in the effort, and while this series is kinda easy you are rushing and multitasking quite a bit and it would be nice to have some decent recipes that are just a bit of mixing and maybe chopping and slapping into a pan or something

[@Stormkwiet]

THE best crew ❤️👊🏾

[@FuzzyPuddingGamer]

I don't want to be "that guy", but I'm not really excited for this merch. I hope that people love and buy the shit out of it, but it really doesn't scream Joshua Weissman. Nobody is gonna stop me and ask me about my shirt here. I wanna wear merch that gets people to ask me where it's from and why. Maybe like a Papa Kiss shirt with your face and a bowl of noodles, or a loaf of bread? Or a bowl of dough being decimated by a fist? Or a but faster shirt with you running at mach speeds. Something where I can show my love for you and draw the eye and make people ask me about whatever I'm wearing. Not for me....well a little for me....but also I can say "Oh you've never heard of Joshua Weissman? I love him!" and explain why I love watching you. Your modeling team is top notch tho lol. Sorry if I made anyone feel bad, this is supposed to be constructive.

[@hellfish2309]

we gonna count the soak time for the beans or cook time for the rice? No way Joshy clocks a prepped restaurant

[@jthompson585]

He used a pressure cooker for the rice to speed up the cook time and you don't need to soak canned beans.

[@Aspett0]

Josh totally forgot to use the beef fat and butter he put aside "for later" in the vid. Would have been amazing with the peppers and onions though

[@workoutmom2b1g]

I just found your content. It's great! I can't wait to make your beans tomorrow. ✌🏽

[@taelorfowler2614]

Since you've done the taco bell Quesarito but better, you should do a Chipotle version of the Quesoritto but better...I say this as a Chipotle worker because I want a recipe to make at home lmao

[@_corbz]

Love this crew

[@bob.justbob.3875]

Well done. How long does washing the dishes take?

[@cjhan47]

All the other but fasters looked like Aww I could do this. But this one you looked frantic the entire time.

[@pwnpicturez]

Damn, bro's complexion is looking good today

[@Jess-se7un]

I did not realize you and your friends are so funny 😂 I love it here

[@pawelkasprow]

Because of you, every time i use an onion in the kitchen, in my head i spell it with a french accent. In english. I'm polish.

[@tacumastevens2545]

Ulises you make my day! But speed up a lil bit, all that traffic is passing you. Okay time to order my papatapa!

[@VenerableBede2510]

This is one of your best.

[@lizswaggie2263]

Can you add the sauce ingredients to your recipe on your website pretty pleaseeee

[@zerofox641]

I felt like I wasn’t getting the true experience so I turned on 2x speed Josh truly is the fastest hand this side of the Mississippi

[@bds8715]

Now factor in the time for shopping + cleaning dishes 😁

[@tarcisiopresoto4035]

Do a smash burger recipe! What meat cut you should use?

[@sophiamacgregor2011]

Hey Josh! Do you think you can show a resipe for a chocolate mud pie? Or a chocolate moose pie with whipping cream and an oreo crust?💞

[@gp7110]

So much more language used in this one than others, remember kids watching…parents who cannot separate from children… cooking shows hopefully aren’t off the menu!

[@taylorwoody5180]

Got my Cherry Papatapa tee!! 👏🏽

[@bigneilh]

took me like 30 minutes to make rice alone the other night. Chipotle will be here by then.