Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America

[@Mars-sm9ij]

The way tubbo got scared when ranboo was telling him that his country sucks

[@shroombee2891]

I KNOWW, Tubbos little "AH!" Was so cute :D

[@zaidish5320]

i was your 1000 like

[@ocparadise5464]

Time stamp?

[@aleena8367]

@@ocparadise5464 watch the video lol

[@hannah_does_gacha]

SUKS SUCKS SUCK OH

[@privatesectorsec]

“That still looks like it has plastic on it” That means it’s good American cheese

[@angeredfish141]

It’s better if it is made of plastic

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American

[@zoegulk2707]

I-

[@childharvester8131]

True authentic American cheese

[@kermybird5094]

I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.

[@sunstruckk]

“So my friend won’t die” 2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”

[@waffthewaffle9269]

😂

[@theagentnoob5323]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@him3873]

Murcia

[@lovelyinnit7930]

Ikr😂😂

[@ranbo0]

ranboo moment

[@Charlotte-iz1mr]

ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own” also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself* the scissors: am i THAT bad

[@TheShihTzuClub]

Imagine the knifes feelings

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

The knife hurts the body but the spatula hurts the soul

[@thox_save.-2817]

I was a comment about that

[@Accaliaxox]

“I probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill.” He says, putting his whole hand on the grill again

[@WonkaDragon]

Yeeeeeeeeeeah

[@penguinprincess8056]

🎶he’s just a bit of a fixer upper🎶

[@melissaseagren1140]

I literally just went into the comments to say that, but like yeah

[@mbaugus8499]

@@penguinprincess8056🎶 he's got a couple of flaws🎶

[@emmaedwards8805]

ranboo talking about how he shouldn’t have put his hand on the grill: *puts hand back on the grill*

[@Aleahxx]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@Drainosk]

That's pretty epic bruh

[@jckitkat4499]

Not gonna lie i was screaming blacktop at the screen when he was trying to label the parts of the grill

[@WoweeZowee54]

@@jckitkat4499 I could've sworn it was a skillet

[@strikesthis1215]

agree

[@annieann8560]

So we have: “GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY” “GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE” and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”

[@sweetkaendy4378]

Harry Styles?🤣🤣

[@ScarletBiscuit]

That man now owns the house- ._.

[@Seraphyyx]

At this point it’s just “GET OUT”

[@hetmens8856]

Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”

[@originalnomore]

@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.

[@Hooman_2.0]

Ranboo:"And we also have a-" *proceeds to slap the grill* Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill" *Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*

[@microwavedbutter2132]

Ranboo: Posts after 4 months Society: *Everybody liked that*

[@Jk-hm8pb]

@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point

[@JepexOfficial]

those phases made no sense but also made sense at the same time

[@Local--Idiot]

So its American?

[@boopbloopin8720]

The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it. Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh

[@kittykatrat1474]

that's called being american

[@bonelessmice6828]

pee pee in the maccy chee chee

[@bathtubs.]

only americans can understand

[@natthesilly]

Dude picked up a hot dog straight off the grill. He really said: “I feel no pain”

[@caspertheghost3803]

The Americans had 200 years of evolution they don’t feel heat they have grilled to much

[@wallflora]

@@caspertheghost3803 we have power you cant even imagine

[@-hooray-]

@@caspertheghost3803 Africans: 😏 (i’m african please spare me)

[@littlenuthatch7086]

My dad does the same thing. He’s like it’s a waste of dishes lol

[@aarond9371]

he probably has a grill that doesn't conduct heat onto skin, yet does onto food. They exist (google it), Or maybe not.

[@vivienszmolnik5576]

Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the- Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*

[@lilbabyman3534]

ranboo looks like a person who just found out that he needed to tell the presentation, and has no idea what's the presentation about, but somehow he still managed to be confident

[@surreptitious5871]

fact

[@kashaf7102]

500 likes??

[@edithmiranda6532]

Lol

[@dyahmadinastiti5314]

very true

[@pywang2212]

Woah

[@leticiaperez9543]

“I can feel my cholesterol rising” *that’s how you know it’s certified American food*

[@bearlyastar]

exactly

[@ShortHax]

It’s all fun and games until Ranboo deep fries a Twinkie and sells it to the local Starbucks under the alias of Florida Man

[@astro5164]

I understood and didn't understand that at the same time

[@archer60x43]

Why do I see you one almost every video?!

[@kae41]

HOLY SHIT YOUVE FIGURED IT OUT,,, COULD THE REASON RANBOO IS SO POWERFUL BE BECAUSE HE IS ALSO FLORIDA MAN

[@jeaicfolan883]

What does this even mean?

[@honey_vee7096]

Ah like the deep fried Mars Bars we sell in chippies in Scotland

[@rcbinshaven]

Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!” Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!” Me: “god help me”

[@Idk_lol.5]

Me every time be like:

[@Spinginging]

This is any and every Ranboo video.

[@rcbinshaven]

@@Spinginging yep-

[@rcbinshaven]

@@Idk_lol.5 LMAO

[@sourgreen]

"isn't this absolutely terrib- I'm so glad I'm not gonna eat this oh TUBBO!"

[@arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440]

lol

[@erma9055]

“how is it” “it tastes like a lot of calories” *”good”*

[@anteeklund4159]

Just like American food is supposed to

[@k1pp225]

sheeeesh 🦭

[@akayaabattior2120]

Wow... Poor burger

[@cclover152]

Thats American food for you.

[@ellariemer3783]

Accurate

[@amayas.3630]

Best Ranboo cooking lines: - Actually I do mind having my soul taken. *I would prefer to keep my soul* - This is America. We use ketchup. - I really want to add the cinnamon roll -Two times the cheese, two times the disease

[@that_one_mha_fan6312]

Yes 🧠

[@donnawalker7370]

Yesh haha lol

[@emmietessen-powell3795]

Don’t forget: “I really want to add the bag of spaghetti… no”

[@mbaugus8499]

or the classic: **slap** **slap** P A N

[@NUGGETS.are.amazing.EXE.l]

*Ranboo “so you see the green light just came on which means I probably shouldn’t have put the burger in until the green light came on, but I don’t wait for things to tell me that it’s “safe” or “ok” to do because I’m American”*

[@sketchami]

“We’re just going to leave it up to God, like most things in America these days”

[@cydneyluwho2213]

😮 SKETCH!

[@emmathestrange6986]

*smacks grill* “I probably shouldn’t have smacked the grill” (something like that) *proceeds to put hand on grill again*

[@ethrealg]

I did this too just before you 😃

[@bolognee8898]

“I can already feel my cholesterol rising” Yep this is definitely American food

[@ambermihm-andrew]

Ranboo: “He doesn’t like cheese on his cheeseburger” also ranboo: *puts two slices of cheese on the cheeseburger*

[@Bangchanni3]

It was for him to eat not tubbo

[@K0k01_]

Ranboo: "Except my shirt has corgis on it." Me: " I like this man even more..."

[@-floof-7036]

Yeees i love corgis

[@Emescamcam]

Yes! 100th like:)

[@simpledolly1493]

Heck yess

[@squirrelwithaukulele]

100% I thought he said Orbeez until I saw this comment, and now this makes a lot more sense

[@mistyhalo_yeet7003]

Aphmau needs here

[@JustMe-lx1im]

Ranboo: **Brings out gun** Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"

[@H0RR0R_CR0W]

Yep

[@mokmok564]

It's never american if it don't had gun

[@addisynvaske6598]

Or school

[@shadowedmemories2986]

thats true-

[@bluezzzz.]

@@addisynvaske6598 omg XD

[@TapL]

Wow Ranboo you are good at being a YouTooz and a chef and being a YouTooz

[@ilexdiapason]

hello harvey tapl

[@I_hope_I_dont_fall]

:O

[@jaboogiegaming]

Tapl

[@rantoez]

ranboo supremacy am i right

[@cwipsyy]

Hello TapL

[@Jennabellakel]

“I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter

[@Ivy-Mint]

Ranboo:"You know your country" Tubbo:"Yes" Ranboo: "it sucks" Tubbo: "oh"

[@aleahtrujillo3824]

LMFOA

[@evernight6299]

What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁

[@skyesilver705]

I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~

[@robomix3162]

Ranboo before: i want to make a cake that can kill god! Ranboo in this episode: *I've became a god apologist.*

[@allenlecorre]

*smacks hand on grill* Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.” **proceeds to smack grill again**

[@-kaizen-4968]

i was say something abt that-

[@ranbo0]

ranboo moment

[@javencummins1426]

He just kept his hand one it.

[@kingalice_]

@Gabs he did it more than twise

[@Mainloke2]

“Am I breaking any laws by doing this?” And that I by say, yes.

[@justamberish]

“I’m so happy I’m not eating this. OH TUBBOO” *top 10 moments before disaster*

[@bloodysovy8026]

"We're just gonna leave it up to god like most Americans these days" I- that is so brutally true.

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current subs 10053

[@BoredQuill9090]

@@ceegeetee bruh

[@nicoislazy]

*Most* not all. -Atheist who thinks the “I-“ has no grammatical reasoning of being there in that sentence at all

[@mayuuuu777]

"the kitchen is really small" "no,he's just *big* "

[@spartanv0]

Both

[@TuckLewis0412]

Facts

[@giovannab23]

both actually 😭

[@eightdogstreet]

SO TRUEEE

[@Em-wu7br]

He’s just tall

[@ItsTangey]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

“I should not have put my full hand on the top of the grill” _he says as he does it again_

[@mistyhalo_yeet7003]

Haha

[@wickedgirl_0033]

This is funny

[@potatoking3760]

“I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old

[@crowe3630]

My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50

[@chiarruzini1191]

​@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then

[@bella_daze3092]

LMAO

[@the26thLetteroftheAlphabet]

except Ranboo's shirt has corgis on it

[@xdontpanic_]

"America, it is certainly a place" Words we should all live by.

[@staryplayzzz6067]

yes.

[@eth3raeL]

Yea

[@ranbo0]

yes

[@aquaticangel3380]

Yes

[@doctormal.practice1606]

Yep

[@lordofmushrooms8804]

They should make a cooking show called: *Does He Know What He’s Doing?* And the first line should always be: *no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*

[@xOrionNebula2708]

lmao

[@melchoraquinogasmen9337]

"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease" -ranboo trying to kill a friend

[@RemyTheGayRat]

Facts

[@MrCreed5058]

THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH

[@melchoraquinogasmen9337]

578 likes O_o

[@SpaceCroissant]

at this point he’s become more of a cooking youtuber than a minecraft youtuber but im here for it 😌

[@Allen13143]

UwU

[@lomea9]

hello our favorite croissant

[@imadoor2205]

Hey Space Croissant

[@Soloplayzz_777]

Hi

[@finleyh3834]

as he should

[@nick_is_a_good_name1484]

"I can already feel my cholesterol rising" Good. That's the *point.*

[@Humanbeing071]

Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀

[@bobby_sox]

“HEY” “AAH!” “You know your country?” “Yeah..?” “It SUCKS” -*Beeduo 2021* @5:49

[@skullkid4211]

ah

[@cereal7972]

Before: 112 likes **refresh** *289 likes* Now 419 likes .. 562 likes 632 likes ok it’s still going but I don’t think I will be able to keep track of how much likes this is gaining sheesh

[@cloudycandy6433]

Omg

[@rokford3291]

i think your comment will be popular

[@aidanmartin4583]

I live here and I agree with Ranboo.

[@randomjojofan8930]

The ranboo cooks series is better than any professional cooking show

[@Cr0mewatch]

Even better than ramsay

[@elinternetpiolaayudaporfav1792]

Ramsay : are you challenging me ?

[@nonahamlton8781]

This is more entertaining than Gordon Ramsay trying and miserably failing to make grilled cheese.

[@elinternetpiolaayudaporfav1792]

@@Cr0mewatch I don't know about that, kitchen nightmares, master chef/master chef Jr, hotel hell and hells kitchen it's way to good

[@marley_bee5187]

Very much so

[@Gueni2053]

Alternate title: Ranboo’s third attempt at killing/disappointing God by making weird food.

[@alicesobers]

By “baking” weird food 😭✌️

[@krazykid1540]

So true

[@tobilikespocoyo]

True-

[@OhsweetOhno]

Disappointing God with Ranboo! 3rd edition, *American*

[@abigailcastillo317]

Food that can kill God: American edition

[@demonnuggie8419]

my ass keeps coming back to this because i discovered Ranboo about 4 or 3 years ago and yet they're the funniest fucking person I've ever seen. Keep making videos, they're awesome!!

[@AshAttack_16]

Y’all Gordon Ramsay could NEVER win against this guy

[@TuckLewis0412]

True

[@nicholasthuya7683]

I cried when he didn’t mop up that beef fat with the buns 0/10 not American enough

[@gigachad809]

PERIODT

[@cor3ix]

True😣🖐️

[@Not_Teagz]

Ikr 😩👌

[@nug6376]

“Two times the cheese, Two times the disease” WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@ghost_shivers5276]

WAIT IM GETTING A PAPER ok I wrote it down um now what?

[@Crinlask]

@@ghost_shivers5276 *now summon your inner life form that has been trapped in you for so long.*

[@expiredloser6921]

🗒🖋

[@ghost_shivers5276]

@@Crinlask *accidental summons Satan* uh help?

[@amarissilas810]

@@ghost_shivers5276 summons a cheese burger 🙂➡️🍔😅

[@Fiizy]

Good at being tall, good at being a chef, good at being a plushy.. bUiLt DiFfErEnT

[@diversenest2331]

Fiizy?

[@fk9588]

yes

[@imsurprisedyoucanhave50cha88]

Fax

[@staticz_drago8530]

Hi fiizy

[@DrPleasent]

Built long

[@Inyanga_the_therian]

Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"

[@Inyanga_the_therian]

I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD

[@janimates2204]

Steps to making a ranboo vid: -sarcasm -extreme hand gesturing -hair comb every 3 seconds -dad jokes

[@Avaiguess]

You forgot the dad jokes 😔😔

[@KoreCorrupt]

You gotta love that hair comb

[@janimates2204]

@@Avaiguess ah yes lemma add

[@iVrY-pu5dz]

Yis

[@DrpshpdCatShirt]

I just spent about 20 minutes looking for this comment for absolutely no reason :D Woo!

[@SirPablito]

''I shouldn't have put my hand on the grill'' _proceeds to place his hand to the grill again_

[@lolbit_lm3082]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHA

[@afeefali1505]

@@lolbit_lm3082 ha

[@ooblecklover]

@@lolbit_lm3082 AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@ooblecklover]

okay im done😁.

[@ethrealg]

Haha so funny

[@Mushroom38294]

"Where's the seasoning" "This is America, here's KETCHUP" LMAO

[@makayla4301]

Facts tho

[@baldsatoru5231]

That's the white people- Black people fr fr use hot sauce and barbecue if we use a sauce. We use it even if we have seasoning on our food of course.

[@candlelamp8729]

@@baldsatoru5231 I’m white and use excessive sauces and seasoning :(. Am I a disappointment or am I special?

[@rosietheflower5373]

Who needs seasoning we got KETCHUP

[@annastacam]

@@baldsatoru5231 I am white and I use the same things lol

[@Izzy._Vlogzz39]

“I can feel my cholesterol rising .” That’s means you did it right 👍

[@OZBALLZ_]

“Now let’s get our taste tester.” “TUBBO!” *“What the [****] is going on?”*

[@that_one_mha_fan6312]

😂

[@daviszpz]

Lol

[@clopaz1940]

timemark pleaseee :)

[@seanadas852]

@@clopaz1940 5:05

[@ProxyAnimates]

Bad language

[@reverland735]

“American food doesn’t have to be smart” The *shade*

[@lizzie8509]

But it’s true

[@ActuallyYoda69]

He's right though, it often isn't

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

As an American myself, I agree.

[@nobodycaresthoO]

Nobody- Ranboo- “I’m dressed like someone in their mid fifties who has completely given up on life.”

[@Katiescones103]

No,no,no,no.... There are corgis

[@Allen13143]

UwU

[@Corally_18]

but it has corgis on it

[@axth3rr]

@@Katiescones103 33 secs ago

[@payjoem24]

The divorced dad look

[@waynekirby6026]

8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula

[@synthnet_z]

“i should not have put my whole hand on the grill” *puts whole hand on grill again

[@ellysm512]

And like 4 times

[@topazskiies2556]

"Flat boi" and this is my comfort streamer i have no regrets.

[@alysharandall7571]

Me eather

[@chargedcreeper0256]

Yup

[@mars-dz9kx]

same

[@Kas_997]

Same no regrets

[@dr_amsmp6220]

Same

[@gachadragon.x5125]

Normal person: Hey, you cant just have a gun outside. Someone can get hurt! Ranboo: Its okay, Im American.

[@noahtrevino5859]

@George Washington but it's 2021 so...

[@grimbluesins7592]

@George Washington OML YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT’S LIKE KEEP MAKING THESE JOKES PLEASE

[@Maddogg0331]

Yes so true

[@brooklynn3457]

@George Washington but he’s not

[@lauryns5780]

Bro why is this soo accurate And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT

[@padma6182]

"Two times the cheese, two times the disease." - Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)

[@blu.b3ll]

lol 😂

[@SkullPr1nc3]

Woo

[@ranbo0]

such an inspirational quote :')

[@rainerghost]

Y E S

[@Casperlasperdasper.]

_WOO!_

[@ava8594]

“Did y’all see that?” Spoken like a true American

[@Callmeperson.]

I hate you

[@idiotace4522]

I'm the 69th like

[@KeitieKalopsia]

Couldn’t have said it better

[@failingeverything5793]

@@Callmeperson. Another true American

[@shreddedmedkit]

@@Callmeperson. hi biz|-|

[@waterlemonandfriends]

You can just tell how much more confident and comfortable he’s gotten in front of the camera since the first video in the “Ranboo bakes” series and we love to see it. Style has also massively improved (although the suit is still hella classy)

[@ena_aad]

nah, hes just turned into a cartoon character

[@Solver_of_The_Absolute]

I have decided. Ranboo is my spirit animal.

[@osheridan]

"America. It certainly is a place." *I'm telling you, KZbin has taught me more than school ever could.*

[@pipersinkler4211]

same

[@sureindubitably3771]

Ah yes America *sigh* what a wondrous place

[@V1Ultrakilllmao]

Ahh schools America gun

[@ayang8968]

Teachers be using random videos on KZbin to teach instead teaching. I probably learned more one KZbin aswell tho

[@cbry]

i like how he talks with his hands

[@cinnarinlive5293]

first comment at a verified person poggg

[@kacie5145]

second comment at a verified person pog

[@aviva7795]

wHaTs Up ChEcKmArK?

[@comrade7134]

👁👄👁

[@meganpowell2565]

Hello verified person! ;w;

[@awesomepbear233]

“We’re making American food.” *just makes hot dogs and hamburgers* That sounds about right

[@menacingpole8284]

Totally yep totally

[@StormCloudLuvid]

Me: 👍🤤👍 My siblings: 🚪🏃🏃🏃🏃‍♀️ My mom: 👀 Step dad: 😂👏

[@rawrimadeinosaur7513]

He forgot to deep fry it

[@user-sjwuwid3euu3]

@@StormCloudLuvid what am I looking at

[@Kibella]

Germany: 👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@Fae63]

“Sometimes in life things look burnt. Ya know what I say? Cook it more, babeyy!” -Ranboo, 2021

[@hayzlord1208]

“Two times the cheese, two times the disease.” “We have to prep the buns alright because it’s not a truly American thing unless the buns are toasted, I mean, have you seen the beaches?!… BeCaUsE TaNnInG” - Ranboo 2021

[@shojokenji]

@AP1063 0

[@crispicheese]

ysvvbj

[@robertcombs7772]

So true

[@that.flowerrrr1651]

"you know your country" "Yeah?" "It sucks" "Oh-" Im going to die 😭✋

[@emilysees5780]

I just love that, and im used to the pre-cut buns, so I feel him

[@idkbro-_-3545]

Lol

[@kailer9839]

I didn't realise buns were precut anywhere

[@WinstonChurchill208]

oh no not uncut burger buns omg and proper cheese and not processed junk i can't believe this wait no and no guns to people with a room temperature iq how will i survive

[@cclover152]

@@WinstonChurchill208 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✋

[@bL00dc0R3_xx]

"Where's the seasoning?" "Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."

[@heartstxpper]

Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs... I'm not American but yeah

[@arabellasmagictricks8436]

me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀

[@kae41]

and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_

[@PanFroggo14]

Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country

[@egh__]

As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country

[@AC_21]

"I probably shouldn't put my had on this" Puts hand on it again

[@trashrat2493]

“It’s moving on its own” **flashbacks to the spatula incident**

[@sickcicada6693]

WHEN WAS THE SPATULA INCIDENT???

[@trashrat2493]

@@sickcicada6693 the spatula incident happened during ranboo’s “Cooking Simulator” stream

[@Alan_27]

*“And here we have the possessed spatula in it's natural habitat!!”*

[@carlcalsado3959]

Ranboo: Hamburger is an American food Germany: *"I guess i'll just die"*

[@ninlog]

The city of Hamburg doesn’t exist

[@Zanitat]

@@ninlog sus

[@anuragneelam8527]

@@Zanitat mogus

[@TresPatica1979]

@@anuragneelam8527 amogus

[@LB0206]

@@ninlog I didn't even consider that could have been sarcasm and was baffled

[@shehzada420g]

another inspirational ranboo quote: "Two times the cheese, Two times the disease"

[@SparelWood]

AMEN

[@shoebox_coffin]

"WOW!" *does quick little dance*

[@bushrairfan3332]

WOOO

[@lizzy4013]

⭐️ W O O ⭐️

[@NICOLEwendt73]

I said that way to often by now 😂

[@Kae_kiwii]

13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where* Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT! and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol

[@the26thLetteroftheAlphabet]

I don't know, having a 6'7" American man with every facial feature hidden behind a mask and sunglasses aim a nerf gun at me while yelling and cooking a hamburger poorly would be more scary

[@lemonhere]

“2x the cheese” “2x the disease” Literally died on that one lmao

[@coco_chapman8313]

I hadn’t watched that part in the video yet and I screamed ‘THE CHEESE THE CHEESE THE DISEASE THE DISEASE’ 💃

[@lemonhere]

Lmao

[@lemonhere]

Holy shit why so many like tysm

[@lemonhere]

Likes*

[@noteasports2555]

have we met before LemOnGrease?

[@BlueSodaPop_]

If anyone is wondering, he said America/american 33 times. Yes. I counted.

[@ztsari8353]

Legend

[@user-fh3gr4jt2q]

That’s about twice every minute

[@annabelfarmer1247]

Wooow thx

[@Ni.61]

@@user-fh3gr4jt2q more than

[@jackmercenary]

o7 thank you for your service

[@katesullivan7781]

-shoots gun- "GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN" spoken like a true american.

[@m1rr0rr]

harry styles = ranboo CONFIRMED ?????

[@kaygon32]

GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY sorry- just reminded me of that-

[@yasminecrazytree1349]

@@m1rr0rr hello my harry styles fansss

[@Dcreativekid04]

"i shouldn't have pit my full hand on that, that was... Not a good idea-" *Continues to put full hand on the pan*

[@pineappleking6096]

“Probably shouldn’t have put my full hand on the grill that was not a smart idea” *says while his full hand is on grill*

[@StealthStryker]

Ikr Lol

[@riley7288]

Multiple times lmao

[@Kiroche]

LMaO 😂

[@DefNotOctopus]

Lol

[@DreamIslandStealer]

Ikr LOLLL

[@Dinklenutts]

“there is no seasoning, just ketchup” NO CAUSE HES NOT WRONG

[@ItsAntfarmNerds505]

yes.

[@miskinfamily3089]

MAYO

[@ItsAntfarmNerds505]

@@miskinfamily3089 yes

[@ddilfgetterfr]

WHAT ABOUT MAYO THAT SHIT LOOKED SO DRY WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES IR CHOOPED ONIONS ANYTHING

[@ItsAntfarmNerds505]

@@ddilfgetterfr Excuse me? Many people like mayonnaise, and here you go insulting it? That fucked up, man..

[@eevee420]

"Get out of my kitchen" He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.

[@kae41]

ranboos kitchen now

[@angelopouIos]

with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his

[@zombie2401]

Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises

[@wheelersconverse]

The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha

[@atreeseedling]

*Colonisation be like*

[@Woblet3483]

I love how small the food looks in Ranboo's giant hands

[@Kam-zu6qv]

“We will be cooking this food in 3 phases. Phase one,.. American…?” “Phase 2! American, it’s definitely American food.” “And then there’s 3. Which is… American(slight texan accent, in serious tone)

[@titanlord9267]

love this, the back of my avatar says why

[@jilliancruvens8775]

“Murican”

[@maskedge9524]

It's amazing that Ranboo is getting more comfortable with just being himself! You can tell he is happy in the way that he is now! I enjoyed watching this video, it was hilarious and I am looking forward to see more!

[@padma6182]

"It tastes like a lot of calories." *Yup, that's America in a nutshell*

[@NamineIsnobody-is3qx]

Ranboo: "I might have to fight you! Hotdog be like: "sure, I came in peace"

[@themysterygirl7795]

Tubbo: I can feel my cholesterol rising Me: That's America for you

[@colbysmith2460]

i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american

[@mx.tothemax7906]

Literally "Welcome to America"

[@atyourmomshouse7896]

Everyone else: Where is the seasoning? Ranboo: *Laughs in American*

[@a_derpy_pers0n655]

✨ Ketchup ✨ or if you are in the East of America then ✨ Mustard ✨

[@miles5786]

I’m American and literally just take the hotdog out of the pack and microwave it throw some ketchup and mustard on and boom my dinner

[@ellariemer3783]

This is incredibly relatable

[@REVLZM]

As an American I love spices on my food

[@LingRu]

@@REVLZM no

[@a_w31rd03]

“God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.

[@grac1cle341]

Fr tho

[@pokiish]

not he wont, he *cant*

[@ahmedakmalYT]

Ye

[@__rtdwlol__7675]

Lmao

[@ScreechIsUncool]

+ destroyed his grave with dogburger

[@mixergamer300]

9:40 Ranboo: 2 times the cheese 2times the disease WOO

[@gerrivelder2299]

Someone should make a count of how many times he said "AMERICA or AMERICAN"

[@jinxl.6628]

32

[@GlossyBees]

@@jinxl.6628 omg u actually did lol

[@candlelamp8729]

He said it 15 times in the first three minutes, so I’m not sure that he said it 32 times, probably closer to 320. And I’m too tired to continue counting :(

[@cashelrodriguez4755]

Fun drinking game if you'd like to liven't

[@koa4life762]

he said it 34 times i even recounted on my arm

[@tjfry926]

“Two times the cheese, two times the disease- WOO” I will forever live by this

[@marymoran994]

IM CRYING CAUSE IM FROM WISCONSIN AND WERE JUST KNOWN FOR CHEESE LMFAOOO

[@tjfry926]

@@marymoran994 LMAO-

[@qxia_3142]

"You know your country?" "..yeah?" "IT SUCKS" - RanbooLive, 2021

[@gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468]

Finally found the comment

[@bleh883]

he just reenacted the American revolution

[@unkwn_gcha925]

@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋

[@bleh883]

@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)

[@winterduck1417]

@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞

[@tabithajones2334]

9:40 ''2 times the cheese 2 times the disease woo''