The Main Character of Dream SMP

[@Mortal_Tezer]

Technoblade the Sensei. Please don't die for main character backstory purposes or I will cry

[@grayless8887]

ok

[@pirs9383]

2nd reply to verified person

[@obinoscopekenobi]

U verified FREE LIKES POG

[@blaghgames5050]

Yes

[@mrnewb4725]

Yes gimmy fame verified person

[@Raptor_213]

The “SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER” at the end was amazing

[@CoolCalChickenBone]

Oh baby

[@torpeda9260]

SUCK IT ENDER BOY

[@insertname4929]

SUCK IT MAN ENDER

[@jessicaxi4000]

@F*СК МЕ! - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE what is your profile

[@GoalSUBNOW]

@@jessicaxi4000 they're a bot lmao

[@WolfyTheWitch]

It's okay even if you die you'll show up in flashbacks at the character's lowest points to give motivational advice you're not plot irrelevant yet

[@winstoper321_]

Technoblade never dies!

[@cupcakegaming882]

POG CHANNEL WITHOUT A NAME But anyways LMAOOO TRUEEE

[@beholdnonsense5100]

He's gonna replace dream's voice in his head but it's just "have you tried gettin good?"

[@tumblingartist]

✨Plot relevancy✨

[@ryn_iaa]

Omg hi I love ur vids

[@funbros9067]

Techno: foreshadowing his death and laughing about it. His viewers: watching from the future having a mental breakdown

[@IzapcStormcrow]

Have you seen “edgy teenager talks about the meaning of life”? He foreshadows the potato war, 10 million subscribers, and his death :(

[@P1ck1ngFl0w3rs]

Me just sobbing in a corner

[@themenace614]

FR

[@ThePastaPlant]

:(

[@fizzySocks]

*sad noises* technoooo :,[

[@plutothetree]

“I’m so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me, and all my problems were solved!” - Technoblade 2021

[@ME0WMERE]

@F**СK ME - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ LEAVE

[@certiimxhzn]

@@ME0WMERE ikr, friggin weirdos

[@stuandbobminecraft8111]

Words of a wise man

[@p1rat34]

omg i litteraly read that comment as he said it... trippy

[@ME0WMERE]

@Moon Bunny already have Also it's either a her or a virus

[@Ayesumoto]

“That’s why he’s the strongest hero he’s like a double orphan”

[@rachitaggarwal1283]

Lmao😂😂

[@PowGak]

ORPHAN SQUARED, ORPHAN CUBED

[@TopFrogger3]

I swear I watched this like 2 weeks ago

[@blueninja012]

@@TopFrogger3 there was a fan edit of the stream a bit ago

[@5wans]

ORPHAN SQUARED

[@thismuricanboi7869]

“Let them eat cake” Techoblade to French peasants after curing World Hunger

[@AC-gg7xy]

Looks like every smp character is slowly becoming historical/mythical figures First Tommy with Theseus, them ranboo with literally every main character, and finally technoblade is now... Marie Antoinette Edit and follow up to this:The reason technos execution failed was because they tried crush em, butcher army should've known technos only weakness was the neck. Fools should've went with decapitation.

[@abtin9470]

Hehe oversimplefied reference

[@melonhead238]

@@CoolCalChickenBone ok?

[@orion4622]

“Let them eat potatoes”

[@thecat293]

@@abtin9470 it's actually not just a oversimplified reference, it's an actual history reference

[@Bigomuscoloso]

He actually was a sensei. “The sensei always dies” Rest in peace

[@TrentenMeekins]

Yooooooooooooooooooooo suck it green boy

[@Angel67559]

No remember TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@PMsleeplessagent]

@@Angel67559we do not have the ability to say that anymore

[@Bla7f]

but their legacy continues through those they taught

[@MaxFanene-g8l]

@@PMsleeplessagent Than you have no respect.

[@RiyMasinja]

Normal people: killing orphans Technoblade: killing orphans so they don't become main characters

[@defensivekobra3873]

Oh yeah let me just kill an orphan as part of my daily morning rutine here yes i am average citizen mothing to see

[@mocha2237]

> Normal people: killing orphans Who...who is normal people?

[@kitn2507]

@@defensivekobra3873 you kill orphans in the morning ? I kill them before I go to bed

[@sillyking1991]

i do enjoy the implication that killing orphans is what 'normal people' do

[@awesomestunts]

Normal being a relative term

[@cdotorgdotorg]

"Tommy are we the bad guys?" -Wilbur Soot "Phil, are we side characters Phil?" -Technoblade

[@huugz71]

Moments before disaster

[@chef_dude]

the sbi cycle

[@Jidion21]

Stolen

[@chef_dude]

@@Jidion21 wat... ok

[@ghostholder2980]

The most serious questions to ever have been asked I swear

[@qingruiscookery]

“That’s why he’s the strongest hero, he’s like a double orphan” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@sen6728]

never heard of a sun szu before

[@angelgabriel1825]

@@sen6728 are you new to watching tecno?

[@kcapila]

@@sen6728 Welcome.

[@sen6728]

@@angelgabriel1825 im not, this guy said "Sun Szu" I know its Tzu

[@tqacks1769]

@@angelgabriel1825 no he means it because he misspelled it, it's not sun szu, it's sun tzu

[@Izumifush]

"the sensei always dies" You're always gonna be the main character rest in peace alex

[@thesnailphilosopher]

Surprised that technoblade didn’t make the “destroying lmanberg” into a video to get all that money

[@epicdud5905]

He did he streamed it

[@531d4]

@@epicdud5905 he streamed this too

[@531d4]

But then the video after it wouldn’t have gotten that sweet sweet confetti

[@kwekker]

@@531d4 I like your profile pic

[@Error-zg4po]

Because he doesn’t need to make a video unless he wants or has to I mean the dude has made a stupid amount of money

[@keelinht1020]

Techno: what main character started out strong? Ranboo now: *46 totems of undying

[@thegamingteen44mc5]

At least that’s ranboo progressing and not being a Mary Sue

[@churro1]

Yeah so true

[@naotomari4276]

No one mention theres bedrock on technos ender chest

[@wufflz]

@@naotomari4276 it's cause drista game Tommy bedrock but techno stole it

[@kazoo.0821]

Lol

[@iamvin]

“That’s why he’s the strongest hero; he’s like a double orphan.” Technoblade, true villain or antihero?

[@PErplEFlEmE]

I would think he is more of an antihero

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

Anti-villain. Blows up governments to liberate people from cycles of oppression.

[@mrshadow4007]

Anti-Villain.

[@amohammadv1387]

Dream : did you ever hear the tragedy of darth technoblade the wise

[@Ragazaloth]

@@amohammadv1387 darth technoblade the stabber of orphans? he was a incredibly powerful man he's still alive uh never try to kill him because he won't die and will blow up your country

[@VIIG2345-wc7ms]

“You see that? That’s my grave oh no!”…hurts to hear now

[@jakobwendt8999]

i mean, at least he was right. It WAS foreshadowing

[@DazedDelta]

Techno: “I’m so rich I had to drop gold blocks to pick it up” Also techno: Has dirt in his inventory

[@marvinharper269]

That was the dirt he picked up when questioning his own main characterness

[@marialindell9874]

I HAVE A JAR OF DIIIIIIIIIRT

[@wufflz]

I call it cup of dirt

[@MrBurgerXP]

Hotbar

[@marialindell9874]

699

[@remusvang3622]

“Suck it, main character!” - Technoblade the Art of Being a Side Character.

[@ausos4503]

"Suck it, copier!" - KZbin, the Art of Comments.

[@henl0o]

Bruh

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

@@ausos4503 Bruhhhhhhhh

[@remusvang3622]

DabDeb HoiBoi ?

[@azuquirtle]

"98% certain i cant teleport" "98% certain i wont be able to pick up the spawner" *PICKS UP SPAWNER*

[@SmidgenOfAPigeon]

oh heck

[@SaltyHeck]

And his enderwalk is strangely sus

[@sociallyinadequate8598]

@@SmidgenOfAPigeon foreshadowing

[@mikulasspurny9088]

Techno : *picks Orphan Oblitirator up with malicious intent*

[@LavenBisc]

*_SUS_*

[@Blue_unkown]

0:05 i can recite the whole first minute basically of speech i’ve watched this so many times. fly high king

[@tancewaslost5196]

Everyone is just talking about sensei dying then there's Phil,being a weeb

[@arfsztynskin532]

life is more painful than death

[@matheuswohl]

Phil's got the power of god and anime on his side

[@suaymiofficial]

@@matheuswohl lol

[@suaymiofficial]

@F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ew bot

[@jomelmallari1633]

@@suaymiofficial yeah

[@myra.mybeloved4850]

Nobody: Technoblade: “I’m so used to being a criminal, but then I blew up the country that had a bounty on me.”

[@kkoraaa]

*N I C E*

[@ftwgaming0]

No one liked him taking over smp earth. What was he supposed to do?

[@cybercery5271]

@@ftwgaming0 ikr they made him undo it it was so funny

[@myra.mybeloved4850]

@FTWGaming omg this brought back some memories-

[@thebois4418]

its just that easy man

[@breezybird4755]

"He could punch the ground and the planet would go into his inventory" I'd pay to see that lol

[@cats3314]

Knee

[@monayousy6704]

@Elektro Gaming toes

[@Loonaurtheworld]

@Aesthetic Winston shoulders

[@alexleclaire2051]

Ya

[@barneyassman]

but techno is god(blood god)

[@yapalhunter]

The jokes about Techno dying, hits so hard now its really depressing.

[@callmemartin_6924]

He is definitely laughing at how these jokes aged while we crash and die and suffer

[@BonkedCat]

Techno: **Blows up an entire government twice** Ranboo: **Breaks a spawner** Techno: My time has come.

[@ZENKWOAH]

Oof techno

[@Brian-lo2tn]

season 4 episode 69: techo *almost dies* homeless Teletubby luck: come, this is no place to die

[@redfurry3088]

Lol

[@sillysiblings4834]

XD

[@Unpug]

True

[@azuquirtle]

"do you know who your parents are?" "if i do, i cant remember." *UNSHEATHS ORPHAN OBLITERATOR*

[@Average240]

LMAO

[@sentientmustache8360]

“If they are gone, you’ll meet them soon”

[@hehehheehhehehehehhe]

YEA LOL LOL

[@mr.chumpnerf6654]

he dead son

[@InfiniteEdgy]

1,000th like very pog

[@Bobthefirstbob]

He was actually a sensei He died... and inspired all of us to move on

[@INFINTYX128]

Fr

[@idenico1994]

Season 1: Tommy's Arc Season 2: Wilburs' Arc Season 3: Ranboo's Arc

[@paul-_-2618]

1:Nah it’s slatt v Wilbur 2: Tommy v Dream 3: Ranboo vs egg

[@Zehighlights]

Where's the Techno Season?

[@novakt9407]

Did you know technoblade is a side character in all the arc? Well he did play a big part in the end of the man burg arc though! But overall he just beer than a side character but not the protagonist. A side tagonist?

[@aldilenesantiago6094]

Someone know where i can watch?

[@sekushida]

where's the english major pig season ?

[@mimitrusters9259]

Summary: The fan favorite side character/antagonist realizes his friend is the main character.

[@luca21347]

*How many subs can i get from this comment?* (42) (im not a bot stop asking)

[@marzipan1405]

STFU

[@awiosquad]

And now he is going to die because that’s how that works

[@fryviewer8336]

@@luca21347 Bot

[@misuki_nagasaki8687]

Yep

[@Dragoon45]

Very good underworld arc of the hero's journey techno, can't wait for rebirth

[@den_043]

character degraded

[@flatearth6365]

reborn

[@yyyeeet1t631]

Yes

[@Yumbos]

hi dragoon, upload now

[@wesleysmith8950]

Well hello my fellow soup

[@LouisHamberger]

guys it wasnt cancer, it was the storyline... he was the sensei, rip technoblade you are the greatest

[@philipaldrich777]

Noooo why did he said that 😢

[@anyhow8174]

"Superman's parents are so dead, that when he got another one, they died immediately as well"

[@yesstephen1854]

orphan²

[@CollinBale]

Oraphan²

[@CollinBale]

@@yesstephen1854 orphan³

[@CRAutist]

@@CollinBale orphan⁴

[@CollinBale]

@@CRAutist orphan⁵

[@fluffmare6812]

Techno did the “LOOK OUT” for ranboo they are friends

[@jasmimmateus2588]

Timestamp

[@pjheaton6290]

8:25

[@isabellavillegas7857]

Time stamp pls

[@jasmimmateus2588]

@@pjheaton6290 thxxx

[@brn-i]

Well, they do have a sensei-disciple relationship...

[@eliasespinos3781]

"SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER." - Sun Tzu The Art of War

[@LavenBisc]

_what_

[@petrrrrrr7192]

Hello uncle iroh You didn't die right?

[@ranbo0]

AGREED

[@vader6106]

we have been blessed by the wisdom of iroh

[@maxwu9954]

You stole my comment.....

[@Cloudy_Skies11]

“NO DON’T SILK TOUCH MY GRAVE” Technoblade, 2021

[@citizen5272]

Techno; "we are going to die 3 episodes in." Me: Ah that explains why he has done less than 3 streams after this one

[@virtuoso8154]

@@md.shafiqulislambhuiyan4393 ikr

[@animeyoyoqueen]

LOL bruhh....

[@telev.angelism]

The thing is. Technoblade never dies.

[@Blackout_]

@Anal Kebs had a break over the holidays so they could code more minigames and stuff should be back soon

[@bl3hhhh]

LOLLL

[@Osiiii404]

Technoblade wanting a Ability: Him already being unable to Die

[@ironbunky]

let me see: king of minecraft, can't die, can canonically break the 4th wall, what else?

[@smallfry7304]

@F*СК МЕ! - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE

[@AllegoricSiren]

What if we get to the point where Technoblade is killed for a third time canonically somehow, but he comes back and is still alive, and we find out that he did in fact have a superpower Technoblade never dies

[@IdaeChop]

He has an ability tho. GPS sense

[@SuperDzack]

yeah

[@ykm_mirror_ghost5154]

This foreshadowing isn’t tragic. It’s a celebration of everyone Techno has helped, all the people he inspired, the joy he brought and the lessons he taught. Technoblade has made us all stronger. Rest in Pease Sensei.

[@thebloodybritt6271]

RIP

[@momon9142]

well techno was the sensei...so he died to give ranboo his motivation...

[@theonenumber2833]

This did call the future a sad future🥲

[@thegoldenknight989]

I was just rewatching this video and heard him say he was going to die and I was like he did not just predict the future rest easy techno

[@jcarlovil]

Ranboo will be so powerful now... RIP the coolest sensei

[@Airronaut]

3:05 well this aged poorly..

[@bryonzajicek2419]

Ya have to agree that this didn't age well

[@Luxurywon]

Ya have to agree that this didn't age well

[@Self5]

you dont know what aged poorly means, this aged well because he was our sensei

[@Yuri_mf]

He was a very cool sensei to the end...

[@arandomuser7992]

"I'm not gonna be a side character-- I'm at least going to be one of those c o o l Senseis'-- NO BUT THE SENSEI ALWAYS DIES NOOO."

[@Mr._Polly_Potts]

Shifu from kung fu panda: am i a joke to you?!

[@lucasharvey8990]

@@Mr._Polly_Potts Shifu is practically the replacement sensei of the story. Shifu's own sensei turned into petals.

[@dewashadhikari1205]

One line: Technoblade neva dies

[@epicsaxguy2924]

@@Mr._Polly_Potts he did get his butt kicked tho, then fell out of relevancy after the first movie

[@budder9856]

Bro RIP Jiraya sensei

[@CustomName]

main character energy

[@caliocat7156]

Hi

[@ManuViles]

Enderman Power

[@imawesomepersonDERP]

Your first comment on this channel? Congrats, welcome to the gang

[@alyfquake]

y e s .

[@Ron_Plays635]

Weakness: WATER

[@marcellofp7465]

“Do you remember your parents” “If I have I can’t remember” *Orphan spotted*

[@jovinho3938]

*annihilate*

[@grimgrom3355]

@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE I checked it and now I have a virus Worth it....

[@elm-ishh5718]

Ayo???

[@onniaug]

Do you know*

[@breadlord7839]

@@grimgrom3355 same

[@gdmya]

3:05 man really foreshadowed his death and his viewers from the future are goong insane

[@endingeternity9775]

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” Ranboo: “Are you sure about that?”

[@chrisnt3889]

Was ur 600th like

[@yogurt6500]

How many subs can i gain from this comment current 47 btw im not a bot

[@rvdoesyoutube]

900th like yey

[@i-win]

Day 1 of being a side character

[@ok-zl5rw]

phosphorite you will get no subs

[@obinoscopekenobi]

You have verified I get likes

[@sotrainpro1841]

@@luca21347 bot you literally said your not a bot you are

[@zeraeda5163]

Techno was always a side character Truth hits hard

[@karisk9340]

@@luca21347 bruhhhhhh

[@suntzu2078]

"He can't be the main character if he isn't there" -Sun Tzu, the art of the orphan obliterator

[@Happy-cl1iy]

Smort

[@surrealm452]

Are u guys thinking what I'm thinking

[@idkwtf7895]

Modern problem requires modern solutions

[@A0Newbie0A]

Oh... OH

[@technobladessteeringwheel482]

Wai-wait a minute, I see what u did here.....

[@thatonegenshineditor-c1s]

I appreciate that people are still caring for Technoblade 1 year after his death, but we have to accept that he's gone. We want to remember him for the good times, the times when he was joking around with his friends without a care in the world. We don't want to look at his videos thinking about his death, he would want us to remain happy while watching his old videos. Even though I think he is watching us right now thinking: "Weaklings"

[@Acudit]

I agree. His passing was heart wrenching, but we should remember him for how he lived. Not how he died. It is what he would have wanted. And besides, his videos are friggin hilarious, and dwelling on that really takes away from the humor.

[@oldjoseph]

Everybody has accepted that he is gone. We just do not want to forget him and will not

[@Acudit]

@@oldjoseph Exactly! This is why I take issue with the people who say "let him rest." That is just a nice way of saying "I am sick of people talking about him, so why don't you forget him." (That might be a tad bit too aggressive, but that is what it means.) That being said, I stand by my above comment. Don't remember him for his death. Remember him for his life.

[@roger5059]

Technoblade is Gandalf. He doesn't die. He just "died" and came back stronger, just like techno.

[@millyhearts]

Cant wait until he gets a long grey beard

[@roger5059]

@@millyhearts that will be epic

[@pleaseleavesrs]

@F*СК МЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ wtf

[@Bushly_4]

This is so confusing.

[@ricoparadiso]

Sin has corrupted us & the world. The World is evil because it rebels against its Creator! God understands we cannot redeem ourselves, He sees that we are flawed & led towards evil. We stand guilty of breaking Gods Law. By His Grace He sent Jesus, The promised Messiah(Savior) to redeem us back to Himself by His sacrifice. Jesus fulfilled Gods Law, living a perfect life and offering Himself on the cross to take on the punishment that was meant for each one of us! This is justice. This is a God that both loves as well as upholds His justice & sovereignty. To recieve this redemption you must believe that Jesus Christ died & rose again to deliver you from sin, that He is indeed God come down in flesh.

[@fernmoonless]

"Technoblade never dies. He just gets gravely injured." -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@Bobbyondrugs]

@Horace Lai kobrakai didn't invent the word sensei.....

[@godsleftcheek]

@@Bobbyondrugs ikr lol

[@gamingjedi52]

*gravely*

[@Matt-it4uo]

;-;

[@kakuja3911]

this didn't age well

[@hanmadison179]

“I’m so rich I had to drop gold blocks to pick it up” *literally has a dirt block in his hotbar*

[@Quarinah]

Hey, for ranboo that is worth gold blocks.

[@epikpencil]

@@Quarinah actually if he mines it will anything that isn't his hand, he will get dirt

[@thatkerimguy]

@@epikpencil or he can basically mine the dirt block under the grass block...

[@epikpencil]

@@thatkerimguy true, but the point is that its not worth much for ranboo

[@wysterstar]

3:07 well, this is a very sad case of foreshadowing.

[@dazc9965]

"Superman's parents are so dead that he got new parents and THEY died" is quickly becoming my new favorite quote

[@bluehoodieguy7568]

*orphan ²*

[@ok-pv7fw]

@@bluehoodieguy7568 loool

[@yummey3700]

Damn this got likes only because hes verified

[@ascenderx]

@@yummey3700 wait who are u talking about

[@anonsnowman]

resident comic book nerd: superman’s parents martha and jonathan are still alive in the current continuity. his biological father jor-el is also alive after some writers decided it would be more interesting that way. but considering how many times superman’s parents have died(and came back alive) throughout different continuity’s and reboots it might be fair to call superman a double or triple or even quadruple orphan.

[@melinda-michellle]

“Phil.” “Yea?” “Are we side characters, Phil?” Fave line

[@jonathanbreadly4355]

timestamp?

[@clpx3144]

@@jonathanbreadly4355 1:03

[@natlhn6768]

@@jonathanbreadly4355 dude please don't comment when you didn't even start watching the video please

[@jonathanbreadly4355]

@@natlhn6768 i already watched the video but I rewatched it and I forgot the timestamp

[@AnimateTronix]

I just got to that part 😂

[@female9301]

Techno: “I’m so rich I had to drop gold blocks to pick it up” Also techno: **has a piece of dirt in his hot bar**

[@lilygrady1548]

you never know when ur gonna need dirt

[@adrekins2668]

@@lilygrady1548 lmao me everytime :')

[@kxrosaki]

@F*СК МЕ! ТАР 0N МY_РIC i hate ur name

[@scutula]

@@kxrosaki it's a bot

[@TzzztTzzzt]

dirt is worth more than gold blocks. you can have gold farm but not dirt farm

[@tedmarcak287]

6:23 Bbh - "why did u destroy the egg" Techno & Ranboo - "we wanted a cake, we saw an opportunity, so we seized it"

[@akshat.k9966]

“Im so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all my problems are solved” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@ranbo0]

LOL

[@ranbo0]

AGREED

[@potato1888]

@FUСК.МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE SHUT UP BOT

[@oceania5831]

Ha

[@RexusprimeIX]

That ending. Techno is not the mentor that dies, he's the mentor that turns into the villain. A villain that has an emotional past with the protagonist.

[@Kascep]

King dragon sends his regards

[@DumbDelusionalDude]

The villain either ends up dead, or in prison. Soooooooooooo

[@lolexguy]

@@DumbDelusionalDude or turns out to be his father.

[@nikzubyk6396]

@@DumbDelusionalDude or gets kidnapped (Pig napped)

[@monotromatic]

@@nikzubyk6396 then gets beaten to death...

[@winxwest2964]

Techno is the the kind of side character that gets their own movie 5 years later

[@JWillSr]

Sounds like Deadpool in XMen Orgins Wolverine 😂

[@vadim762]

Technoblade is a badass like yami that had their own show but it never came out

[@Alphadog2064]

Nah he’s the character that already had his movie so now he’s washed up and has to teach the next generation of heroes

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

@@JWillSr XD yep

[@tolstoi8.35]

@Floydd Eyao oh no. Is techno Kishibe Rohan?

[@Fenrisviivii04]

3:05 i love subtle foreshadowing

[@YannickMertens-fk9nr]

“I want superpowers, what is this” _incoming horde of people screaming Origin SMP_

[@zg8999]

Yeah I really want him too

[@yusanda7165]

if he did origin what would he pick

[@thegunfireguy7447]

@@yusanda7165 I think theres an addon for the mod with a piglin class? Dont quote me on it though.

[@george36615984]

@@yusanda7165 If they allow doubles then I think he would go for Elytrian because Technoplane.

[@crimsonrosella2038]

@@george36615984 oh my god a Philplane and TECHNOPLANE DUO The only problem with that is it’s not entirely built for combat, I’ll explain if needed

[@deathreaperl3817]

Alternative title: Everyone finally understanding why Techno kills orphans

[@dont9354]

DON'T READ MY PROFILÉ PICTURĖ :)

[@naseemaameer6586]

Wow 2 bots in the same reply section

[@Umrz749]

@@naseemaameer6586 I don't think that a bot, maybe just someone trying to rickroll people

[@Umrz749]

OK nvm I'm seeing both everywhere

[@cold7137]

Anime adaptation

[@Liv_Rose02]

My new favorite Techno quote: “I’m so used to being a wanted criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all of my problems were solved”

[@scarswan1390]

Best tecno quote from Dream SMP by far.

[@charlezz648]

take notes kids

[@matteow7369]

its the best way to get off the wanted list

[@Weirdkid785]

"The Sensei Always Dies" Hits hard man

[@KianKSG]

wait so does Techno kill orphans cuz he's scared they will become the main character... 0_0

[@ChiefYoshi]

They killed his parents, so he must kill them to out revenge

[@fryviewer8336]

@@luca21347 Are you a bot?

[@grooglyboogly]

Actually that's probably it

[@bbbbbbisl]

Always has been

[@lollipoplegacy210]

:000000

[@starstorm8947]

Ranboo about the spawners: “I was like 98% certain it wouldn’t work” Me: Remembers that he was also 98% certain that he can’t teleport Also me: *Fear*

[@limiteatae9791]

Trueee

[@acertaincompass7833]

Origins smp : *appears*

[@pwuddinglova]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 Stfu, you can't decide how long my mom lives.

[@candlelamp8729]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 what would you say if my mom has been dead for 8 years

[@palea1335]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 Disrespectful. Reported.

[@bitofphoenix8267]

Techno: “how many powers do you have exactly?” Ranboo: *yes*

[@demodexx9023]

Exactly

[@emeraldmoon4151]

*Y e s*

[@zeraeda5163]

Techno: *Laughs in pain and confusion*

[@olivia-ot4xj]

BAHHAHAHSHA

[@obinoscopekenobi]

E

[@Anabelle-dl1ur]

“BUT THE SENSI ALWAYS DIES OH NO” famous last words

[@-Yellowish]

Technoblade "The first Mentor to not die" Words of Technoblade himself "Are we side characters Phil?"

[@Pixelcraftian]

Technoblade's Gravestone? But I thought he never dies

[@whale_inc9646]

exactly, its fake

[@tadijamilojevic3075]

He always come back

[@haithammuhaisen5396]

It's for his pets I think

[@Anonymous-kt7ud]

Technoblade never dies Don’t doubt that

[@HDman.]

Hey rich man

[@oven_baked_clay241]

"I'm so used to being a criminal and then I just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me, and all of my problems were solved." -Technoblade 2021

[@thekazuman]

That's apretty good idea

[@minibray]

6:41 for anyone looking

[@raseli-sp7oc]

i love how you mentioned 2 times that techno said this

[@Myskia972]

I just got to this part when I started reading this

[@mjstyc_hayden]

Basically Technoblade lore

[@ZorroTron]

I feel as if this video didn't age to well, Rest In piece Sensei

[@stickham_]

Technoblade may be a side character but he's still the fan favorite

[@redstone126yearsago7]

He destroyed a country

[@haydendawson8105]

@@redstone126yearsago7 but consider this: pig man

[@Racc_Oon]

@@haydendawson8105 hmmmm agreed

[@Yeehaw-j6d]

Yes ma’am

[@Juan.s_Potatoes]

@@haydendawson8105 good point, good point

[@sraosidey]

"Do you remember your parents?" "If I have, I can't remember." *Orphan Obliterator is out*

[@ille_232]

Yes yes Ya Yeh Yh

[@yair10201]

How many subscribers can I gain from this comment?

[@ahyaan2552]

Timestamp?

[@shayishard]

@@yair10201 0

[@Quvl]

@@yair10201 why what's the reason?

[@Sule-]

Orphan² is the funniest thing I've ever heard Edit: Why did this get so many likes in 2 months, this video was 7 months ago

[@tanujadhulipudi8657]

XD

[@Ownniceguy]

Orphan^3

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

yes

[@spacepirate25]

A stack of orphans

[@MarkMillerOrSomethin]

@@spacepirate25 HSHSHS LMAO

[@rulyarcher4530]

"The sensei always dies" Well, that aged poorly.

[@h-dogentertainment6657]

Technoblade thinks he doesn’t have superpowers but he does have one: “TECHNOBLADE NEVER Edit: he also can Obliterate Orphans with EASE

[@yesstephen1854]

he also has another power: plus *50* damage to *orphans*

[@bigmandave1630]

immortality pog

[@Bastod1922]

Also his fist have sharpness and knockback

[@tgknight-kunaves1108]

@@yesstephen1854 LMAOOOO

[@kelly6947]

Yeahhhhh

[@marvis008]

"He's too powerful to be kept alive" Techno: "A CANON DEATH EVERY STREAM"

[@henl0o]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 sToP iTtT

[@marvis008]

@Carina -I m live with cam please change your profile pic

[@DepressedPickles]

techno: "im so rich i had to drop gold blocks to pick it up" also techno: *literally has a single dirt block in his hotbar*

[@doombat04]

That dirt was his emotional support

[@tylerc7033]

Gotta be for the flex

[@biancabrylef.indiongco5814]

Technoblind

[@bluestarthestar]

Lmao that stressed me out

[@-JackFrost-]

@@ishaanvijapur5913 I think a lot of things

[@SquareBearAdventures.]

3:15 I guess he wasn’t wrong… RIP Technoblade 😭

[@Elliyarnah]

“SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER” kinda reminds me of a guy that blew up a whole nation while being insane lol

[@pkeyblowfish]

Which one

[@d.n590]

SUCK IT GREEN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

[@OutForMilk]

SUCK IT GREEEEEEEN BOIIIIIII

[@zwan3232]

you talking about Itachi bro?

[@nobodyasked12345]

@@pkeyblowfish Deadbur

[@AnakinFury]

"I am the sensei" "Technoblade never dies" When an unstoppable force meets and immovable object and happens to be both at the same time.

[@intrepidferret6704]

he is one punch man

[@74wf]

roshi was a sensei he didnt die

[@corruptediq6472]

@@74wf kakshi died got revived and roshi died but got revived

[@corruptediq6472]

@@74wf that’s where the saying technoblade never dies 🤣

[@74wf]

tempo deaths dont count

[@aloser8296]

Techno: "I want super powers!" also techno: *never dies

[@loriray3893]

He wants to collect the infinity stones

[@MistyBlahbull]

hes like kenny from south park

[@ocomic9131]

to be fair, its not a canon power, hes just good

[@tahanialbarouni1444]

@@MistyBlahbull هختحه

[@minbanyarmaw7724]

Think he is faster than other people and pig is so fast

[@demongirl1019]

I watched this for nostalgia, now my heart hurts. Rest in Power, King Technoblade Never Dies

[@reltard8785]

“Are we side characters?” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@tucko3672]

omg im using this as my discord status

[@obinoscopekenobi]

Here before this blows up

[@whirlwindddd607]

lol

[@named746]

the wise words of Sun Tzu

[@mami-tomoe]

likes: 696 me: *i wanna like but i dont wanna ruin it D:*

[@EdgeLord23]

i love it how ranboo said he can't remember his parents and techno was holding his orphan obliderator

[@deanhoong9888]

omg what if techno is secretly the one who murdered ranboo's parents, what if he's the evil sensei

[@lemonshark35]

Ranboo is the only orphan who shall live

[@Syfy41052]

Oh,Oh no

[@tomaszwojtas3178]

@@thatshoe CORRECT

[@braxtonbautsch6375]

He was holding a golden carrot

[@Ratharaine]

"Go back to not uploading anything under any circumstances. " - technoblade. Edit : thanks you guys for the 1.2k updoots

[@meganmills5412]

And then potato war part 4 dream smp was all a distraction!!!!! To my really plan!!!

[@weakw1ll]

Philza minecraft

[@123tamta]

@FUСК.МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE begone bot

[@nayeonljoe9797]

@@meganmills5412 praying

[@BATMANTheDarkKnight-h6e]

this did not age well......

[@evanblase5154]

“I’m the sensei and I’m going to die” oh oh how little do they know

[@themonkeeman]

I can’t believe how close Technoblade is to 7 million, it feels like he just hit 6 million

[@klism]

I know right he's about to hit 7 mil as we speak

[@byJose23]

Bruh, he is already hitting 10 mill, hypixel is about to give gim pig++++ rank

[@christian3758]

@@byJose23 what are you talking about? hes almost at 14m

[@skewars936]

Mans already passed pewdiepie

[@qthyuckk]

@@christian3758 what’s up with your math he’s obviously almost at 69 mil

[@gekohno]

“That’s why he’s the strongest hero, he’s like a double orphan. » -Technoblade, 2021 Edit: I changed the date cuz my absolutely huge and flawless brain was in the wrong year.

[@Quetip]

Orphan^2

[@avidmarmar2236]

It’s 2021 bro

[@fikrifahrizal482]

yeah death parent all the ultimate power up

[@JoggingBuckle68]

2021

[@chloegab219]

@@avidmarmar2236 LMAOAOA

[@drfpslegend4149]

I love how Techno immediately realizes the implications when Ranboo describes his powers lol. He's like: *I can use this...*

[@gerkules6068]

FINALLY A COMMENT THAT DOESNT TAKE ABOUT YKW

[@_Cragon_]

@@gerkules6068 IKR it’s kinda annoying tbh

[@mistyforbuddies4588]

FINALLY A COMMENT NOT TALKING ABOUT TECHNOS DEATH-

[@_Cragon_]

@urfart999 its annoying when its every message

[@ItszzA1m4R]

@@gerkules6068 YESS

[@CookieGoddess3695]

It's sad that he foreshadowed his own death and him everyone was laughing and it became a reality two years later. And it was before he found out he cancer. I'm literally crying rn from all this foreshadowing and how happy Techno was. 😭

[@BowtieVRs]

Sad

[@itsjackie4563]

"I want powers!" Says the man who literally can't die.

[@henl0o]

I mEaN- you're not wrong

[@karmabound]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 thats the most scummy thing ive ever seen

[@Adrian-gw4do]

Hey @@randomyoutubecommenter2787 🖕😮🖕

[@nessa.m]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 welp I guess she's gonna die then :/

[@pencil323sponge8]

@@randomyoutubecommenter2787 Please *s h u t*

[@MrDaddyson22]

dude what is techno saying he has no powers, he is literally the human gps

[@BRNardy]

A pig GPS!

[@genalynnesanjuan5788]

plus he never dies

[@jank6085]

He can also Pearl with no damage into walls

[@duceysanem]

@@jank6085 more like being technoblade am I right

[@antonvillarreal1959]

And inmortal

[@sophialee3194]

“SUCK IT MAIN CHARACTER” - techno 2021

[@704.dylann]

ok

[@noahlamar667]

yep thats what he said

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwe4577]

@@704.dylann monke

[@amonguspumpkin5618]

@@704.dylann monk

[@jinxvectro7688]

Well yes but actually no

[@abdhulhackul2620]

Was watching a techno and ranboo clip, then came back to this vid and sure enough techno foreshadowed his own death. R.I.P legend, you will forever live on in this community

[@myarmhurts-eeeeee]

TECHNO NEVER DIES

[@saldan3985]

Ranboo was such an OP main character he solved world hunger before he even finishes the training arc.

[@jonasgrill1155]

Ranboo *_was?_* you mean is?

[@ranbo0]

@@jonasgrill1155 facts

[@siggelilliehook7332]

@@ranbo0 jec

[@oceania5831]

Woah

[@Anaea]

@@jonasgrill1155 *Their goals are beyond your understanding*

[@asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf739]

Ranboo: *HAS POWERS* Techno: I want powers too! Immortality:guess I don't exist

[@CT_4000]

Plot armor dosent exist lol Then techno casually pulls out 20 totems ohh the plot armor

[@bmbanimy8753]

Technoblade: "He might learn how to teleport" Several seasons later Ranboo: Chorus fruit

[@Yoyo-ow2ls]

lol yes

[@theEWDSDS]

What dream doesn't allow people to go to the end

[@lumbiesyt6025]

@@theEWDSDS he won a gamble against dream sooo

[@theEWDSDS]

@@lumbiesyt6025 what

[@lumbiesyt6025]

@@theEWDSDS ranboo won a gamble against dream im pretty sure and he won chorus fruit

[@galax.y2058]

Techno's death just proved Ranboo being the main character

[@vn3xt]

"Suck it main character" what a humble and amazing teacher

[@AranVibesWithStuff]

Reminds me of jiraiya

[@MastroR]

Yes

[@septic8102]

@@AranVibesWithStuff lol

[@ratotatouille2856]

cancer blade

[@astarblockn7744]

What a great break 4th wall