Ranboo bakes a cake (1 MILLION Subscriber special)

YOUTOOZ!: youtooz.com/products/ranboo
Today in celebration i decided to bake an ENTIRE CAKE!
It went terribly, but it was fun.
I am LIVE on
/ ranboolive​​
I say dumb things
/ ranboosaysstuff​​
MERCH!:
streamlabs.com/ranboolive/mer...
DISCORD?!?!?!?!?!:
/ discord
Have an awesome day!

[@ii._.sugarbee4458]

Imagine his parents seeing this. "Honey what is our son doing?" "I don't know but it's making mone- HOW THE HELL DID HE FIND THE M&MS?" "HE DID WHAT NOW?"

[@reverseli]

You’re assuming ranboo’s not just a half enderman half ssnjsn orphan

[@averagefailboatenjoyer9940]

1/3 enderman, 1/3 human, 1/3 ghast and full abomination im talking about the cake bc he put his heart and soul into that thing he gave up his soul making this video

[@charlottestevens4184]

The how the hell did he find the m&ms hits different, and that all I’m saying

[@averagefailboatenjoyer9940]

@@charlottestevens4184 yes

[@hedras924]

I made it 300 likes- wait someone liked nvm Edit 1: Now it’s at 302

[@nebula541]

"Because I'm a little goblin" he said, standing at the short height of 6 feet & 6 inches.

[@frizzy7592]

PLS

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Ranboo is just a very tall little goblin with little goblin being his species. Dont height shame the man the other little goblins always picked on his height since they prided themselves in being smaller than everyone because they had some weird obsessions

[@detrilogue3174]

he emits “small goblin” vibes, but the vibes are a L I E

[@nebula541]

@@beywheelzhater8930 oh, i- i'm so sorry, I was not aware of that tragic story. f in the chat 😥

[@frizzy7592]

@@nebula541 F

[@head1nthecl0uds]

if you would have told me 2 years ago that this man created generation loss, one of the biggest horror streaming event ever and had amazing acting and even orchestrated a beautiful death scene i just. Wouldn't believe you this is not the same man

[@lekkisa_isa2951]

Tbh me neither

[@Kathwin-ln9gz]

WAIT HE DID WHAT NOW!!!!!?????? 🫢😶😧😮😬🫢😶😧😮😬🫢😶😧😮😬🫢😶😧😮😬🫨🫨🫨🫨

[@sproutifrogs9646]

After almost 3 year's this is still by far my favorite ranboo video

[@janaaldigs8043]

same its 2023 and this is one of my favorite

[@beyourself3853]

Not even embarrassed to admit- SAME. ITS TOO FUNNY 😭

[@SVICIDAL-STAR]

For real

[@Tuna-el]

dw man part 2s coming out 2024

[@Nailah-bg7yb]

Same

[@lukewarmlani]

Ranboo: just trying to make a cake His microphone, camera and mental stability: *And I took that personally*

[@raine-lstrashbin9390]

It is god's punishment for Ranboo

[@cheddarcheese4159]

@@raine-lstrashbin9390 the cake is Ranboo’s punishment for God

[@mayyo2925]

@@raine-lstrashbin9390 god did all he could to save himself

[@void3775]

@@cheddarcheese4159 and the ranboo is cakes payment to god...

[@preciousmariepenuliar209]

@@void3775 and the god is cake to ranboo

[@pastaslut]

“we have not one, not two, not three...” “three tubs of frosting” *CONFUSED NOISES*

[@coco_donut]

I have decide I want my arteries to just become... _i c i n g !_

[@mayaglaser5990]

Ik!!!!!😂🤷🤦‍♂️

[@harryhc7869]

3.2 tubs

[@mayaglaser5990]

@@harryhc7869 what? *COMFUSED NOISES*

[@harryhc7869]

@@mayaglaser5990 CONFUSED NOISES learn to spell

[@Y0urL0vEj0YFAnxXx]

RANBOO BAKES A CAKE TWO COMES OUT TODAY 2 YEARS LATER

[@slothsie_]

who else came here right after watching ranboo bakes a cake 2

[@user-yj8rq5zm6x]

Yeahhh

[@Itzflorelai]

Me lol

[@_Xyn]

“we have this tools like um...” *whisk-* “ i shall dub thee a stir stick” me: yeah that’ll work as well

[@sleepingwillow5869]

I thought you were gonna say whisky not whisk

[@smilingmushroom1696]

Loving min yoongi queen profile

[@FireTurkey]

@@DVFT Ah yes, bots.

[@alapi6180]

I prefer the term stir stick because the real name gives me flashbacks

[@thatoneguy1368]

@can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video 100 000 is a pretty big number

[@iittledog2419]

Ranboo: "Not one, not two, not three-" *Looks back where the frosting was* "We have three."

[@Potat0_1015]

Holy crap your pfp is incredible

[@lemon_demons_sister8432]

Hannah Banana yes it is

[@immortal1341]

22 minutes and 208 likes

[@riley659]

your profile pic is genuinely better then mine and i thought mine was perfect lmao

[@iittledog2419]

@@riley659 y e s

[@londonc.]

"it's half icing, half cake, and full abomination." this sentence perfectly describes humanity. how? i have no clue

[@Kathwin-ln9gz]

Amen, I’m only picturing how funny it would be for someone to quote him where I would be like: “It’s half icing, half cake, and full abomination.” -Ranboo 2020

[@LUVXPEARL551]

The fact he has a calm voice the whole video

[@fallenfeller9712]

“I’m making a cake that can kill god” has got to be the most powerful sentence I have ever heard.

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

😂

[@absolutelyrandom4978]

There’s quote from the Hermitblr community about how impulsive Impulse is and it’s arguably more powerful: “Impulse would kill God for a lighting solution and decide he prefers lanterns.”

[@swanstarr1441]

you have never been on tumblr

[@moon_3609]

Sounds like something you’d see on tumblr

[@z1re784]

Diabetically or impressively? Edit: diabetically

[@branigynmcadoo2083]

Am I the only one that liked when he said “Don’t run with scissors... except when you do” idk why I liked that so much but I did

[@jamkm]

ye lol

[@Jack-xj9ux]

I literally was just checking if I was the only one and uber the first comment I see... scarily convenient

[@cocothebean7]

@@Jack-xj9ux ME TOO!😂

[@daisydosestuff8387]

Nah I liked when he said it will kill god

[@daisydosestuff8387]

😆

[@talkabtgrey]

Rewatching this, preparing myself for Ranboo Bakes a Cake 2

[@PartyPoison.]

The rebrand was really cool! Ive decided to come back to watch all the old baking videos and its so cool to see how much they have grown and changed and im so excited for Ranboo baked a cake 2!!! Thank you Ranboo!!!

[@5M173Y]

"WHERE ARE THEY" "Who moved them" "Who moved my children" "Somebody moved" "My M&Ms" "And now im going to start" *"KILLING"* -Ranboo 2021-02-26

[@voidastro4873]

"I'm will find them." That line could be applied to candy like he intended it to. Or to his roomates.

[@user-jz6qe9il7u]

I have my death note with me. just tell me the names.

[@lazarstorm5475]

Something a wise man once said

[@_andre_73]

haha 696 likes

[@weeb_king3382]

@@voidastro4873 either way it works

[@Gamexplorerr]

"We have not ONE, not TWO, not THREE...." * realize that there is only 3 * "We have three "

[@Devilspade]

One of my favorite parts

[@rein2622]

snapking

[@jonesyfish7517]

y are u just quoting him?

[@nurseii9018]

@@jonesyfish7517 they’re quoting what they liked, this is a comment section bro 🤨

[@jordanb07028]

yes i also watched the video

[@Onlyonetoexist]

God damn. Over 2 years. This was the first ranboo video i watched, and now the rebrand is today. I'm so fucking proud of you king. It amazes me how far you've come since this. Came out (twice), eye revealed, got rid of the gloves, won mcc, made generation loss, and honestly theres so much more that youve done since then. We love you so much dude, and we are incredibly proud of you

[@Kaifwa]

“The next video is coming out next year. Just kidding.” So uh…

[@cxstellation]

The true amount of chaos in this video: from declaring a whisk as a “stir stick” to making an icing dish with a side of cake to half of your footage just fucking up. Chef’s kiss.

[@Stage_3_Yawning_Cat]

And starting the video by saying he's making a cake that can kill god

[@storyteller357o7]

You forget to mention “somebody moved my M&Ms and now I’m going to start KILLING”

[@cxstellation]

@@storyteller357o7 The amount of quotable lines in this video is impressive

[@gitanjalisrivastava6586]

@@cxstellation Ranboo literally only speaks in quotes.

[@Bubble_is_here]

Chef's kiss I see what you did there

[@maggienhan8725]

“We have our cake here, it looks, um-“ “-diseased.”

[@KingOfTheConfusedMush]

I was just scrolling through the comments for watching and I find THIS this and then automatically I'm at that part... What is my life???

[@heatherfall_3996]

"to say the least"

[@theskywarddragonchannel6111]

Dude i lost it there

[@mayaglaser5990]

Dude!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 IKR!!!

[@mayaglaser5990]

Btw nice profile pic

[@cryptid_crows]

Just came back from the ranbrand stream a while ago and I only wanted to say that I’m so proud from how much they’ve changed and grown, happy for you ran!

[@robintail3896]

Anyone else re watching this after the part two that just came out?

[@Game_Hunter47]

Yep

[@sdfgjklla]

YESSSS

[@SparksKaminari]

I am

[@Bean-oy9fs]

Yessir

[@carsextendedwarranty1186]

Ranboo is the type of character who is cool but socially isolates himself even though he’s cool

[@hypingupper]

I'm the type of character who is socially isolated because I'm not cool ;D

[@bstar8857]

Ranboo is just so cool and epic that he must isolate himself in fear of other people trying to overtake his coolness

[@mayaglaser5990]

what '-'

[@dellyj7954]

He isolates himself because he’s too cool for society

[@katarinapaul8121]

I'm a witch I clicked the like button on this comment it became 1.1k

[@maroondemets9085]

"I need to stop playing Minecraft" Everyone: NO

[@gogosepi]

FR

[@vichithrathchhay9978]

Bruh fr 😂

[@shimaduluc]

What is fr?

[@urmumhuge5556]

@@shimaduluc for real :)

[@vaishnavi_0]

Bro I JUST FOUND SOMETHING... If you go to the youtooz link ( in the desc. ) , Just scroll to the bottom and read the last line lmao ... Its about Ranboo and it contains the word ( LMANBURG )

[@Kaifwa]

Who else is here rewatching to watch how much Ranboo grew 🥹

[@astrerose8528]

It's so cool yet so strange to look back and see ranboo wearing their sunglasses

[@alphamike5778]

“They call me Mr. Steady Hands.” 5 seconds later Almost spills all the oil.

[@XxMermaidLocketxX]

I was legit watching that open bottle of oil the whole time until the transition lol

[@munksterrr7845]

That was the joke

[@darkness_ender]

He does also have silk hands

[@GunfieArlert]

:)

[@nrangaswamy5618]

Lmao

[@viloti8476]

Imagine being his parents, walking in on him talking about how chickens can come out of eggs if you throw them 😳

[@xcasperx5564]

imagine being his parents and walking in on him testing that theory lmao

[@smzzy8944]

Or “where are my M&Ms. I cannot find them and I’m gonna start killing”

[@xcasperx5564]

@@smzzy8944 then he would have no parents left to watch him and his egg-throwing

[@viloti8476]

Ikr his parents are gonna get worried about him

[@Mooshmellow]

@@viloti8476 im pretty sure his parents are already worried about him

[@absolutelynobraininhere]

I'm binging all of the baking videos in preparation for tomorrow

[@PartyPoison.]

Same

[@MichiNuroku]

Anyone else here right after ranboo bakes a cake 2

[@StrawSLAY]

Me 🙋

[@solerlind5575]

"There isn't a single bad thing that isn't a powder." Me: **flashbacks to Mexican Dream**

[@mahdiyat]

🤣🤣

[@daphneisstupid]

I came across this right when watching this part

[@hamisgoingham]

my discord is mexican dream

[@WrenLikesSnakes]

"there isn't a single bad thing that is a powder." Me: *flashbacks to my friends trying to snort pixie stix powder*

[@expired-epple1682]

*"You want some happy powder, man?"*

[@kibblesnackz]

OKAY BUT HIS VOICE THO- EVERYTHING HE SAYS JUST SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING

[@bananabro1010]

Your profile picture concerns me

[@kibblesnackz]

@@bananabro1010 *g o o d*

[@bananabro1010]

@@kibblesnackz uhhhhhhhhh

[@tsutomumybeloved7411]

Your PFP is what I fortunately don’t have because I do not like extra weight on my chest, plus I’m genderfluid so I prefer the freedom to be able to look like a boy or a they/them without needing to bind

[@kibblesnackz]

@@tsutomumybeloved7411 I'm Nonbinary

[@I_like_creepypasta]

"WHERE ARE THEY who moved them who moved my children? Somebody moved my M&M's and now im going to start killing" always gets me 😂

[@gabx192]

Rewatching this after the new one :)

[@GooseBucket-hr1go]

I feel like Ranboo the entire time could be summed up as: "Yes, but actually no." He kept saying things and then immediately going against what he said.

[@EmGreer]

Why is this true? 😂😂

[@spookysheeple2365]

ran vs boo

[@Kollibit]

yeah that's true. wait a minute, no it's not i just saw it!

[@pleaseleavesrs]

@can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video none.

[@mementomori3750]

"Don't run with scissors, except when you do." Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals, this right here is my idol

[@jwindow5784]

Unnus annus, Thomas Sanders, and Ranboo. That is one cultured individual.

[@sierra_aura5943]

yep sounds about right

[@aace7750]

A Thomas Sanders fan I see? And a fan of Ranboo? I have found my people.

[@talalia5274]

Girls, guys, gays, and they’s is another way to put it

[@jwindow5784]

@@aace7750 Yasssssss! I have found another!

[@HamSandwichesEm]

I'm currently baking a cake, and decided to follow this video for instructions- I DOESN'T LOOK POISONOUS, DW! Just remember to ADD the eggs... Edit: It was great- THANKS RANBOO, FOR YOUR AMAZING TUTORIAL! /hj

[@kapinap6932]

remember this

[@HajarQqorbani-tk5ex]

"im a little goblin" smiles in 6'6

[@IlyasFakhimovic]

“theres has not been a single bad thing that is a powder” *realization* “ok so-“

[@HavocXAngel]

lol

[@smartidiott]

@@strwbrryrui me too :/

[@smartidiott]

@@strwbrryrui nevermind, cocaine and stuff like d4ügš

[@mrmagmo]

Coke also 8 pounds of sugar and 10 pounds of salt also antharax

[@user-kn4uz7ij7g]

Coke and gunpowder

[@fallentale4]

"Have not one, not two, not three." "...." "We have three cans of frosting."

[@cayde305]

I read this as soon as he said that... *Coinsidence..? I THINK NOT.*

[@fallentale4]

Lol

[@captainanimal8266]

I know lmao

[@oceania5831]

Hmmmm

[@Namelessg3rman]

Two years and this is still funny

[@apexpredator2561]

Ranboo: Witchcraft is probably everywhere, u know what, thats alright as long as they help us make tastier cakes Also Ranboo: This is not supposed to be a good cake, this is supposed to be a cake that can kill GOD

[@mossycobbIe]

Tommy’s mum: don’t make god jokes, you’ll get canceled! Ranboo: Ranboo: :D 🔪

[@kingoftheswamp4960]

Shoto

[@sairasyed5678]

todoroki

[@HappyGoLucky149]

Half-half

[@ddybo123]

icy-hot

[@citrustea4663]

doki-doki todo-roki

[@Eliezer3838]

"I need to stop playing Minecraft" That hit harder than Mexican Dream.

[@MikeLVJY]

69 likes noice

[@EinsteinRebirth]

Nothing will ever hit harder than Mexican Dream.

[@The.Dinks.]

Wha-

[@silentlover1905]

Lmaoo

[@whoisari592]

Wot

[@Galexy.drawzlmao]

Ranboo: **tries to spell pog on cake** Gummy worms: *and i took that personally*

[@witheredbonniez]

Ah my favorite line 2:51 me and my friends say this line and a ton other lines from ranboo and we instantly know. 😂

[@limenade4816]

"Do you think that God just stays up in heaven beacause, he too, is afraid of what he has created," -Ranboo 2021

[@mooshroomm3639]

Wise wise words

[@withercat]

its extra funnier because he's quoting spy kids 2

[@michimary]

I just watched this comment get 100 likes

[@renachrist4540]

@@withercat lmao ajhdbns

[@starcatsss]

im not religious but damn, that was funny.

[@therando42069]

“Don’t run with scissors, except when you do” -Ran-boo’s last quote until disaster struck

[@user-lp3nu7hq1d]

Top 10 pictures taken before disaster struck-

[@eclipseender7728]

"Y'know, don't run with scissors, except when ya do-" -Ranboo

[@Globaledu0003]

i love the part where he goes like" not 1, not 2 ,not 3... WE have 3 icings". The most funniest thing i have ever heard in this video. LITERALLY

[@user-fr8nj3di9k]

“Is this a good idea?” “Probably not.” “Do I care?” “No.”

[@The.Dinks.]

Me, when I eat 3 slices of cake and 2 scoops of ice-cream:

[@The.Dinks.]

Also, 69 likes, ayyyyyy.

[@kingmalachi1212]

Hotel? Trivago

[@carmenbolivar8734]

@@kingmalachi1212 Me? Questioning life

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

@@kingmalachi1212 Me? Trying to keep my sanity.

[@ohshitabug5791]

"A million people decided to press the same button, so now I’m making a cake that can kill god.” why is that sentence so powerful tho

[@clairerose9246]

Frr tho

[@secretsmokystarr]

Powerful???

[@Melodylatenightsleep]

“Some one moved my M&Ms! Now I’m going to start killing” 😂

[@beeansoflife5310]

yes my favorite cooking chanel

[@cheeserat2020]

“Because I’m a little goblin.” Ranboo, that is an understatement, you are huge monster, you flipping 6’6” enderboy.

[@hikariyosei6633]

One can mentally be a little goblin while being a literal giant

[@athymybeloved]

he is a little goblin in the enderman body. never asked to be a tree poor guy

[@Boss_Man1116]

@VICTORIA HERNANDEZ MADRIGAL I'M SORRY WHAT

[@rustybookshelf8566]

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY , HE DOESNT LOOK 6'6 LIKE IS THE DOOR JUST EXTRA LOG BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM LOOK 6'

[@_pock1_]

*i though the 6’6 thing was a joke*

[@glitchbreak4970]

Ranboo: "If you try to hide candy from me.." *" I W I L L F I N D I T . "*

[@bbvv2967]

*A N D K I L L Y O U.*

[@tiaplayz4126]

oh no

[@VinyKoru]

Literally me

[@reterols5442]

I can literally anything

[@tiaplayz4126]

@@reterols5442 wut

[@UnicornGaming4Ever]

“Someone moved my candy and now I will start killing” … me and my anger issues

[@thebrozonetv]

"There are no bad things that are a powder!" *Awkward pause* "Ok there is one bad thing that is a powd-"

[@insularumc]

A enderman holds water, talks about witchcraft, wants to kill god, and talks abouts the sixteen hundreds. Weird, very weird

[@natecuzynot]

What's weird about that?

[@theultimatebob9521]

@@natecuzynot have you never played minecraft or realised that ranboo is younger than 400 years old?

[@wilyriley_]

@@theultimatebob9521 i mean how do you know ranboo isn't 400 years old?

[@insularumc]

Sorry, but wait, I HAVE VERY MUCH LIKES

[@insularumc]

Now i can get monetized

[@pinkbunny2685]

“And we have our tools, like this... um” *whisk-* “I DUB THEE THE STIR STICK!” *ok...*

[@jadebarden7720]

the amount of times i repeated saying "whisk" like he could hear me, is crazy

[@hexodyia]

Do not question Ranboo. He's the main character.

[@lovelylynxie8113]

and then when he was frosting the cake he put down the thing actually for icing cakes and used a GODDAMN SPATULA

[@PaperDove]

I shall forever call a whisk a stir stick/stirry boy also that powder joke twas funny "WHere are they, who moved them, who moved my children. Somebody moved my m&ms and now im going to start KILLING" yes, very relatable. you move my snacks and you die also "Is this a good idea, probly not. Do i care, no" is my motto for life now

[@KingGharial]

"We have our tools like this..um....*Silence" -Ranboo

[@ashton2409]

One of the funniest things about Ranboo is that his voice is so expressive that he does not really need facial expressions.

[@addie6067]

YES

[@chaz540]

Yeah hahahaha

[@thelightingwolvestrickshot4037]

So true

[@deveshpandey2694]

99 likes pls don't ruin it

[@KimberlyDominguez1219]

Fr ( 100th like)

[@ScubaSteve27]

“I’m gonna make a cake that can kill god” Technoblade: not good enough

[@drbladerz5530]

say it with me. Not even close

[@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547]

@@drbladerz5530 "NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"

[@catfish64115]

Honestly, it needs to kill Technoblade to be good enough. Screw god.

[@josea.j7944]

@@catfish64115 technoblade never dies

[@veeteeplayz8073]

Give it to dream

[@R.E.M.A.S.T.E.R.E.D_L.I.O.N.S]

Ranboo: There is not a single powder that is bad Me: coca-

[@d.reiqrui5996]

This ranboo guy is so cool, I sure do hope he doesn't get his head smashed in a black box in front of thousands of viewers soon 🥰🥰

[@arson7274]

"somebody moved my M&M's and now I'm going to start KILLING" Thats the most relatable sentence to ever exist

[@anag2644]

now I will start arson

[@imhidingvoldiesnose9541]

*william Afton tune starts playing*

[@ratdog8145]

@@imhidingvoldiesnose9541 It's been so long

[@Sevilfc]

No, no, people stealing popular Minecraft KZbinrs' profile pictures is the most relatable thing to ever exist. And you should know, Arson.

[@arson7274]

@@Sevilfc actually yes that’s very true

[@chloec9760]

The fact that Ranboo is usually chill and he started getting angry when he noticed someone took his m&ms gave me strong enderman vibes

[@Bandageswaster]

Not to mention the fact That He went "But Because I'm A *LITTLE* Gremlin I Found Them" HE IS THE SIZE OF MOUNT EVEREST!

[@localidiot8790]

@@Bandageswaster Ik right xD

[@Balanissofine]

Is this when it happens 2:48

[@Bandageswaster]

@@localidiot8790 He could flick Tommy to Antarctica

[@doggofoxy7366]

YAS

[@miamoctezuma2608]

lol. "not one, not two, not three..... we have three things of iceing"

[@user-bn9mx9ys7x]

Ranboo is the type of guy that when the teacher gives him homework and says name the shapes he will REALLY name them actual names instead of their correct names.

[@fourleafclovers1204]

Ranboo sold his soul to witchcraft to make cake, I'm so proud.

[@jaay8777]

Lol

[@poyoman9545]

Yes

[@cameraman9161]

Me too

[@jaay8777]

@can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video 0

[@oofbruh2607]

​@@jasper-does-not-exist. as someone whos way past interested, theres the whole bottom of the iceberg you're missing

[@aerniblade1935]

“Not one” “Not two” “Not three” *small wait* “THREE CANS OF FROSTING”

[@Anonymous-kt7ud]

Lmao

[@talalia5274]

My friends call me small and I got severely confused because of that

[@How2Lamp]

​@@Anonymous-kt7udme

[@big_q_stan9049]

Almost 3 years ago, and this video has 1 million likes. You go, King👌

[@allthingswindham8171]

PART 2 IS CONFIRMED, ITS TAKING PLACE TOMORROW BE HYPED

[@wilburfoot]

"We have one, not two, not THREE," **pause** "We have THREE cans of frosting!" This man is comedy gold

[@grss7102]

The maddest lad

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

I almost wanted him to pretend to grab an imaginary can of icing like he was on autopilot and say "not four" then continue like nothing happened

[@wilburfoot]

@@fyre_hazaard6083 PLEASE

[@Poeeeeee]

Yes-

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

@@wilburfoot dear god i didnt see your pfp before RANBOO WE NEED THE CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD 2.0, IT DIDNT WORK

[@friar_kayli]

“Don’t run with scissors except when you do” Those are words I will take with me everywhere

[@johnlucpollock6166]

Along with some scissors

[@jade6088]

I saw this as he said it

[@LoonaNotFound]

glad to be the person who did the 1000th like

[@SlushierWord]

LOL

[@bakedpotato5037]

*me who runs with scissors all the time* yeah we will take this words with us

[@Ekkoly]

When I first watched this when it came out, I had only just started watching ranboo so I didn't know much about him and I also didn't know how old he was. I think because of his voice and how tall he is and the fact that we can't see his face, I just assumed he was in his twenties. So I was genuenly shocked when I realized how young ranboo actually is 😂

[@user-wu9gk8tg1u]

"I shall dub thee, the stir stick."

[@cooliohoolio5459]

Ranboo: “Not one, Not two, Not three-“ *Realizes there is only 3* “We have three-“

[@sephbr1268]

@Jonathan Martin yea i was expecting like 10-20 reply’s

[@mehpainter]

Nobody: Me When I’m Tired: “We have not one, not two not three... We have three”

[@Xilenced]

@Jonathan Martin this comment stays in 4 but 600 likes

[@leenotfound_2650]

If someone ask how many braincells I have:

[@puritythepro5254]

Cake

[@Solar_Eclipse779]

“Why is Ranboo one of your favorites?” This:

[@bryankniceley2161]

we have not 1 not 2 NOT 3! ok WE have 3 cans of frosting

[@PobonsPing]

Ranboo: "starts recording" Camera: Aight imma head out Audio: Aight imma head out Microphone: Aight imma head out

[@taylorcapone2908]

*camera left the game* *audio left the game* *microphone left the game*

[@o_odenki6068]

@@taylorcapone2908 Ranboo has died trying to escape Ranboo

[@DontWatchMe420]

Yes

[@Will-gf4sg]

My friend: Hey do you know Ranboo Me: Ranboo? Who’s that I only know....Mr StEaDy hAnDs

[@thenucleardank7121]

.....

[@tilda1579]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA YEEEESSSS

[@AestheticFlxwer_11]

"ya know dont run with scissors except for when you do" had me dying

[@bellamcarthur2883]

The background music is called Field of Hopes and Dreams by toby fox, incase anyone was wondering

[@CherryFizzOfficial]

Thank you so much!

[@pltchamp7240]

Now he has unlimited cake. Whenever there is only one slice left, he just picks it up and gets a full cake, because Ranboo.

[@em9547]

yes

[@the_unholynjh3513]

He can kill god as many times as he wants

[@reportedbooch697]

Techno is dead in like five episodes lol

[@skoosif]

@@reportedbooch697 techno never dies

[@DominionKing1]

@Pltchamp like the profile picture.

[@PandaCloudii]

Drugs: *exist* Ranboo: “there’s has not been a single bad thing that is a powder.” *oh wait-*

[@Version_Object]

Ground powder can make tnt Resulting in a r s o n

[@F4ncySu1tan]

idk why but i was thinking of asbestos.

[@kitten-toppedicecream5269]

@@Version_Object thanks for the tip

[@mayabarkley7510]

I was thinking of rat poison lol

[@deadredemption_bs5805]

@@mayabarkley7510 lol

[@user-xd3le7oj7t]

i respect that that this man is not afraid to say a quote from spy kids-

[@quarter582]

What quote was it?

[@user-xd3le7oj7t]

@@quarter582 "do you think god stays in heaven cause he to fears what he has created?" -Ranboo 2020

[@quarter582]

@@user-xd3le7oj7t okay

[@leventehoffmann1735]

Ranboo: theres nothing bad in in bags Me: ok cocain is good then

[@DarkRxses]

"not one" "not two" "not three" "..." "we have three cans of frosting"

[@pika3207]

counting with ranboo be like:

[@amphibifish]

maybe the mods were right when they mediashared the addition videos

[@serve458]

Pikachu

[@electrobean]

"There is no bad thing that is made of powder" cocaineboo confirmed?!?!?!??!?

[@savedtheworld6755]

yay cocaineboo

[@corte_s]

heroinboo

[@HakimiLeo]

He remembers how tnt that blow lmanberg

[@jamielawson8825]

Nuclear bomds

[@maybetutorial]

Ah yes cocaineboo

[@TornadoBC123]

Gordon Ramsay Should hire him as a professional cheff

[@user-oi1zd2df3p]

DUDE I STILL WATCH THIS AND IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY DUDE I LOVE IT

[@mk_the_maniac2091]

“I’m a _little_ goblin!” How tall are the people in your house if your are _little_ Mr. 6’6 enderboi?

[@kuliid]

5 minutes and first like

[@genos6017]

That is a good point, maybe they average 7ft??

[@cactieythecactus]

This reminds me of the "IM A WIDDLE GOBLIN" animation

[@sail_inh]

Loool legitimatly, Ranboo has said his other family members are only average height and he was just the toll boi exception

[@devkird6069]

yes.

[@maxwell_2691]

I feel like Ranboo was at the end of making the cake was like: "Start making it, had a mental breakdown half way into it.... von apetit!"

[@teaartist6455]

Well, mental breakdowns *are* kinda his brand.

[@ashtwoash]

@@teaartist6455 You’re not wrong.

[@eksp5]

Mood

[@glue6679]

Bon, right? Or is this a joke I don't get? Or have I been spelling it wrong for two years of French class? h e l p ;-;

[@lieeeleeee]

@@glue6679 pretty sure it is bon

[@RiveriaFall]

"Is this a good idea? Probably not. Do I care? No." - the subtext in literally everything Ranboo does

[@PurpleStrawberry3251]

Today, I was at school and was watching this with a friend who doesn't watch any MCYTs and apparently, I have the same personality as Ranboo, which I can kind of see- Maybe it's the M&M's obsession, I don't know-

[@rest.in.pieces]

“I’ve completely forgot what this is called” That’s a whis- “I shall dub thee ‘Stir Stick’” ....You know what, okay.

[@twisted2505]

I really thought it was a spatula💀

[@LoverScratch]

@@twisted2505 A SPATULA?

[@FlyingFlowewe]

@@twisted2505 same

[@f_tevesjorinelyshalorraine405]

wasn't it a whisk? ;-;

[@rest.in.pieces]

It was a whisk xD