Making My Girlfriend Watch An Unhinged TikTokker

[@numberonecraigfan]

Im so happy hannah brought her bf back to the channel!!!

[@_TheSilverFox_]

@@OfficerZlockwho asked

[@Cupcake_muncher69]

I physically forgor you were on KZbin bro

[@enzo_gabriel3964]

Stop saying that it makes Jake sad, remember? 😢

[@DKF_oli]

@@OfficerZlockthat’s why you have 7 subs ❤

[@ydily]

Froggety y are u top comment 😭😭

[@IvoryConcerned]

This gives me the impression that he googled "is petroleum jelly safe" once, and just went for it.

[@ashhill7850]

okay so as a Russian speaker I think he calls himself Bazooka Hands because in Russian 'hand' and 'arm' are the same word - "рука" ("rooka") which, you guessed it, rhymes with bazooka. so when he translated his name to English, he picked the 'wrong' word due to him probably not being aware of the nuance between 'hand' and 'arm'.

[@lemonwafer3275]

I love Jake and Hannah’s dynamic, I love it when they make videos together because they always look like they have so much fun. They have such a good vibe

[@DKF_oli]

Lol OP your icon emoji makes me feel something

[@Arbys_Withnomeats]

Ah yes, your one video with 6 likes and 138 views. What “amazing” content, silly Bloke@@OfficerZlock

[@PeachJaguar7597]

​@@OfficerZlockone video isnt really content lol

[@_geno_]

@@OfficerZlock yal look at their pfp theres the iron cross and theyre spamming just try to report and block 💀

[@nukaghoula]

If a relationship doesn't have this kind of energy I don't want it

[@justkiddin84]

Yes! They do have good energy together!

[@pol_eo]

the Bazooka "hand" is just a translation mistake In Russian the part of your body from the shoulder to the tips of the fingers is called "рука" [rooka]. So basically there is no differentiation between a "hand" and an "arm" in Russian language. I think he just typed his Russian nickname in Google translate and run with the first result, to be fair it's a common mistake among Russians with the beginner English level

[@roniyarose9470]

oh so his actual name is bazookarooka? that's actually kind of a clever nickname, sounds way better. I thought it might be a translation mistake.

[@pol_eo]

@@roniyarose9470 close actually, it's "rooki bazooki", which sounds even better

[@roniyarose9470]

@@pol_eo he's a weirdo but I have to give it to him that's an excellent name

[@ginihall1234]

When she said “that’s boy math” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl 😂😂😂😂

[@spacecowboy6654]

i love how hannah and jake look like they are made from the same art style, it's so cute they match each other so well

[@RyanPancakes]

Any Call Me Kevin fans may agree: dude looks like a sim Kevin would make 😂

[@resintom852]

This makes me want to be a fan of whoever that is

[@dragona-joestar]

@@resintom852his videos are funny you should def watch him

[@5ome5tranger]

this is literally the fore arm god guy's opposite (forgot his name)

[@RyanPancakes]

@@5ome5tranger Urp John, so I guess this dude is John Urp?

[@5ome5tranger]

@@RyanPancakes hell yeah

[@nadiamarie9833]

6 LITERS OF PETEOLEUM JELLY. VIA INJECTION. 6 LITERS!! Holy shit how many individual injections did he do

[@justkiddin84]

💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

[@itsonlydanteluv]

i know that people say you start to look like the person you love/hang out with the most but DAMN yall look so much alike its crazy

[@JiaPia3]

I am totally with Hannah regarding the density of that guy's fake muscles. It's not like we don't like dense muscles, we definitely don't want there to be nothing in there because we have bones and stuff. But we know it's so fake. We also know that it was liquid that went into those muscles, and they have pardoned so much it just looks so creepy, and it looks like a freaking bowling ball is in his arm, and it's so uncomfortable to watch. Also, Hi Hannah! Pretty girl! 🧡🧡🧡

[@hinkali_v_chetverg]

as a person from Russia - that's the best representation of our culture. thank you (Слава Украине, Жыве Беларусь, Россия Будет Свободной)

[@CryoEMQueen]

As a Ukrainian - героем слава! Россия будет свободной! Good luck and good health for you over there

[@funnyfish660]

Literally how is he even alive 😭

[@thottywizard]

Am I crazy or does Hannah look especially pretty in this video?

[@JakeDoolittle]

EVERY VIDEO!

[@jessim97]

As much as I love watching you Jake, I love seeing you and Hannah even more. I just feel how happy you guys are together 😭

[@babybear6111]

hannah is so adorable and sweet, i love seeing her react to chronically online lore lol

[@arandomfrog9493]

I giggle and wiggle and squeal and cartwheel whenever jake posts!!

[@fynntasticmovienight]

as a person living in the netherlands i can confirm our arms are actually our hands.

[@lilianagonzalez506]

4:11 of him playing with his muscle like it’s supposed to be a sign of strength genuinely triggered me. I have lipids in my wrists that continue to grow and throb with pain and people actually over inject themselves to basically achieve what I’ll need surgery to lose makes me sick. This disease affects my heart and took years from my grandpas life, If he would’ve had half the access to medical professionals like these rich people he would’ve lived and had more quality of life

[@turducken77]

Hannah’s facial expressions are priceless 😂❤

[@aurorarose2589]

the size diff between his forearms and his biceps is just unsettling

[@misstoots]

Hey sister I'm so happy you got monetized, congrats 🎉 I love you guys ❤

[@judithkostromitin8011]

hands and arms are the same word in russian - руки [rookie]

[@chaoticcat2564]

Hannah needs to put Jake on the channel more

[@__-rs9ok]

hannah is so funny i love her 🫶🫶

[@niko09384]

This man is probably the only human who can cosplay as a One Piece character and have the body type to match

[@sanrio_bae6088]

It's so nice to see Hannah and her male wife baby maker cooker, together in a video ❤

[@slaywhatyouneedtoslay]

The weekend offender video is just him saying random advice to ppl including "don't be a simp to your wife" and like macho alpha male rhetoric but with his arms it's so funny lmao

[@CryoEMQueen]

Seems like not to ppl but to some specific guy from Moscow for his anniversary. So cringe lol imagine this being the guy you want anniversary message from

[@redjaredc1472]

Thank you for having faces that are restful to the eyes especially in comparison to God's mistake of a ham stuffed arm stronk boi

[@justkiddin84]

😂🤣

[@scarlettletterman2667]

This comment instantly killed me and revived me in the same moment 💀💀💀🤣

[@goofyhumanlivein405]

Whether I am having a decent good calmer type of day or a bad weak seizure crazy high and lower-level blood sugar and blood pressure day Jake's or his fellow friends' videos always help change the mood bonus when Hannah gets in the video.

[@UpFrogArt]

HANNAH HYPE LETS GOOO QUEEN TAKE OVER HIS CHANNEL PLEASE

[@fareehashaheen605]

i shouldn't have been eating during this ☠

[@michaelfryers1914]

He looks like a saints row character 😭

[@SwayeStyle]

I love when you do videos with Hannah, she's so sweet and adorable! You're both so funny😊😊

[@blakewhite3131]

Thanks for the video hannah!!! (and jake or whoever)

[@mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305]

In many languages there aren't really two distinctly different words for arms and hands, so it's probably just a translation issue

[@ellahinkle6418]

Is it just me or does Hannah kind of look like Saiorse Ronan?

[@littlejunkettes4122]

A little, yeah but she's got more moxy and seems more approachable 💃 /pc

[@divingboardz]

arm and hand wre the same word, рука, in russian according to google translate

[@sadmo5236]

Wow, haven't heard of the guy since at least like 5 years ago 😳 cannot believe he is still doing this

[@rachel3620]

As a unsolicited PSA, I process accidental death insurance claims and this is a great way to not exist anymore. These substances can travel through your body, get into important organs like.. lungs and your heart.. and cause damage you can't come back from. I reviewed a claim of a man that injected construction caulk into his.. caulk... and it traveled to his lungs and things did not end well. If you want enhancements, go to reputable professionals!

[@maxevocal]

I had that chair in college, my gramma bought it for me 😂

[@Marcsimon1997]

I live in Barcelona and I’ve never heard of arms. In Spain, we just have our hands connected to our shoulders 🤷‍♂️

[@eggspoomgumber]

Jake torturing his beautiful girlfriend and uploading it to KZbin for money for the second time today

[@neroticobsession]

You can't fool me. This is her channel and she brought YOU on.

[@HyperWolf]

I know someone that had a tumor on their arm. It looked just like his biceps. This is sad.

[@Enderception]

In europe, we consider everything from the shoulder to the fingertips to be the 'hand'

[@Ratciclefan]

You find all kind of people to talk about. It's honestly surprising.

[@Dogwithoutaname]

I cant imagine paying money and purposefully causing pain with surgery to do that to my body. 😅 These people must all be SO insecure and look obsessed. Body dysmorphia maybe? Its sad. Surgery is sapose to be there to help people. Holy cow

[@worms333]

I’ve been coming across him on TikTok and am glad someone is actually talking about him.

[@UnkownWonders]

As someone who does speak Russian cuz of big Russian family tree. I have to say that some if not most if the translation was less unhinged compared to what he actually said, don't think it's his fault for using less accurate depiction of his words but rather it simply mostly not existing in English to the extend where it cannot even be said accurately to have his words have the same vile intend like he said it in

[@RawTimee]

they look like siblings

[@leslyygonzalez]

I love watching Jake's videos while eating, but I should've skipped out on this one...

[@ElspethMary-Alice]

I was scrolling through TikTok yesterday and his live was on my FYP. I was oh so afraid. He was making the weirdest noises and just pacing in his kitchen

[@twistedsisterr]

This is very sad.

[@Mylittlestcorner]

TW Like, how is plastic surgery to this degree not considered self mutilation? Like, cutting and burning are absolutely considered such whether it's life threatening or not. His arms are literally RIPPING apart. Ripping. Apart.

[@scottlangley5596]

Oh god this disturbs me

[@shaylenwayne9284]

Replaces healthy muscle with what's basically Vaseline... Why?

[@Wild_Cherise]

I'm sorry, I can't type with my 'armen', but I can type with my 'handen'

[@TheSoProArtist]

"Bazooka hands? That's what I call myself" More Hannah! lol

[@Emily7778]

I love your relationship, literally just BFF’s hanging out

[@ryankelly1826]

Grant Gustin is The Flash / What that guy is doing to his arms is so dangerous / that convo took a wild turn at the end, lol

[@L1Vy1]

new JAKEY vidddddd yayayyayayayyayay

[@MRoderick89]

I'm in the UK and had to type this with my arms 😂

[@maxssister1985]

His drugged out tt lives are the most unsettling 😩

[@lisaa3957]

idk abt europe but in the se asian country im from the word for hand and arm is the same. that also goes for foot and leg

[@ifwrainbow190]

Sibling or dating this is one extra hard fo determine today

[@cactusq69]

Why do I feel like he has body dysmorphia and acc thinks this is normal (the bazooka hand guy)

[@emmy_cat_taylor]

The man has begun to necrotize all his fasciitis

Russian doesn’t really distinguish arms and hands, they have the same word for both..

[@tinycrimester]

why didn't he put any in his forearms or shoulders or chest????

[@LisaKini]

The energy in these videos IS EVERYTHING I NEED

[@itsyourguyskye]

we jake doo a little trolling

[@ms.canela]

The arms look tumorous

[@dance_for_me]

YES MORE HANNAH! Good luck on schooling it's almost midterms season 😅.

[@TINNITUS__]

Hannah is so beautiful! Jake is so lucky

[@gloomyxp]

more hannah more hannah more hannah 🤬🤬

[@rachellexxest]

Hannah’s hair is so luscious, beautiful ❤️

[@eyley.3411]

I live in Poland and I’m my language we use the word arm for the whole arm and the hands too but we also have a separate word for palms so it’s pretty much optional

[@banafanafofana6914]

Jake Dulato? 😂😂

[@gloomy_glamour]

I should not have watched this while eating my chicken nuggets 😢😳🤢

[@AjsKoner]

I got gum for hands 😢😢 im not as cool as him 😞😞😞

[@AjsKoner]

Im like number 69 😁

[@OfficerZlock]

MY CONTENT IS BETTER THAN JAKE!

[@faith294]

i love when Jake collabs with Hannah!

[@neondemons]

I remember the article on him… goddamn he didnt change.

[@jstarstudios7110]

I LOVE Hannah's facial expressions!!

[@BeautySweetheart07]

I love being so early! 🎉 I hope you had a great day jake!

[@dino-mite2661]

NFL if someone told you were siblings I would not question it lmao. You guys are hilarious tho lyyy

[@Roman_Adrian]

Those guns will intimidate no one. He's still quite skinny and would be whupped in an instant.

[@annauroraa5864]

i am finnish and am definitely writing this with my hands

[@maisylw]

His arms look like they have abscesses on them

[@riverrile]

This feels like a real-life body horror story by Junji Ito.

[@dragongirl6492]

At least in central Europa hands are the fingery blobs of flesh and bones at the end of your arms.

[@katalinvegh4865]

Hibbb (just typed that with my elbow as a Hungarian I do not know what an arm is)

[@chrisbcpack]

loving Hannah being here again!

[@wb9913]

I’m new to your channel and always just hear you talk about Hannah but never seen her and I she is so pretty!!! Cutie physically and personality wise 🥰

[@berrirodrigo2310]

I like bazooka biceps!

[@HazyCosmics]

I will never do KZbin and dinner again

[@Meggzilla]

Why the fuck are you two so fucking cute together?

[@moonso0on]

You guys look like siblings

[@langleymneely]

Yes yes yes!!