Couple things I’d add: - Tiana’s Palace restaurant in New Orleans Square, with live music, meet and greet characters, and a Tarot card reader (and sellable cards with similar designs from the movie of course) - Hawaiian Themed restaurant in Adventureland where Moana, Maui, Lilo, and Stitch can meet guests. Some of the profits from this restaurant will be given to different Indigenous Peoples in different parts of the world - replace Autopia with flying cars (hovering cars moved by like, magnets or something) - Skippy gets his own “Mystic Manor” dark ride in Tomorrowland and its like, an alien zoo and you chase him through different alien enclosures -Beastly Kingdom behind Fantasyland -Jean Lafiette and the original secret paths connecting Haunted Mansion, Pirates, Tom Sawyer, and now Mystic Manor together can’t believe you forgot about Jean Lafiette 😔 ...
@kiannalim3085 жыл бұрын
Just going to say Lilo and Stitch are from Hawaii, but Moana and Maui are technically not. They are more likely Tahitian or Tongan
@aliciapearson31205 жыл бұрын
@@kiannalim308 Wondering if maybe a renaming of said restaurant would work? something like 'Ohana Eatery' ? then it covers Tongan/Tahitian (or... wherever they technically wanna say it was from) and Hawaii so the characters can meet there anyways.
@alexschneider16675 жыл бұрын
emmguy about the autopia ride replacement, Disney tried making a flying attraction, twice, they both didn’t work lol
@matthewecho90615 жыл бұрын
We need Star Wars
@xniaxm29674 жыл бұрын
Tiana's Palace is just so overdue atp. Like its not that difficult. I don't understand😭
@BrightSpark5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for someone to replicate this in Planet Coaster.
@itzlapis_5 жыл бұрын
Bright Spark yes and or parkitect
@kymboyle3295 жыл бұрын
Or even Minecraft!
@user-gn8qk6zv1t5 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing lol
@emerald9elephant2415 жыл бұрын
I mite try to do that
@user-gn8qk6zv1t5 жыл бұрын
emerald 9 elephant I would love that. If you have a twitch or KZbin and upload the series there I’ll watch, like comment every video
@hannahbrennan21315 жыл бұрын
There's just one thing your park is missing. Jean Laffite Land.
@TacoIndom5 жыл бұрын
JEAN LAFFITE!
@memethyst5 жыл бұрын
offhand disneyland's pirates of the caribbean will center around jean lafitte and not jack sparrow
@PatThePerson5 жыл бұрын
It's called new Orleans square. I wonder if it will have club 33
@Rach13134 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜
@JustInDisney3 жыл бұрын
Runaway Raft!
@RhoadesLessTraveled5 жыл бұрын
This literally sounds like pretty much my perfect park too. The mixture of rides from different parks and EVERY DOLE WHIP FLAVOUR. I also really love that version of Tomorrowland too. I wish we could have that in America. Very grateful for your videos! Thank you and have a happy Thanksgiving!
@MrKennybass5 жыл бұрын
I would actually really love that S.E.A. scavenger hunt thing.
@ellamarieeway36795 жыл бұрын
S. E. A. is so great and so underutilized. I like the fact that it's kind of like a secret thing right now but people look at me like I'm crazy when I try and talk about it and they're not initiated and I just think it's such a cool concept and I wish it was used more in the Parks
@alli_mode5 жыл бұрын
I would totally be ok with this SEA thing as well.
@katherineevans88185 жыл бұрын
Theres a bit of an SEA adventure at DisneySea. It's super fun and features Leonardo Da Vinci speaking Japanese
@gavanlittle65395 жыл бұрын
I going to start a kickstarter to make this park a reality
@jakobgomez68575 жыл бұрын
Y E S were so close only two trillion dollars to go let’s do it guys!
@Ethan-vx4hw5 жыл бұрын
Let’s go! What’s the link I’m donating my life savings
@theemperorsnewpodcast5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, good luck with that.
@benjaminloken19995 жыл бұрын
Its time for us to live up to our name.... LET GO FUND THIS NEW DISNEYLAND!
@as254375 жыл бұрын
Disneyland Paris' Pirates is better than Disneylands. The lady in the auction scene doesn't talk there. It's perfect.
@coreynmarie5 жыл бұрын
The disneyland would be so over powered lol. It would literally be a mixed of all the parks. And in New Orleans Square I'd add Tiana's Place restaurant and The Snuggly Ducking restaurant from Tangled in Fantasyland. I'd also add a log flume dark ride themed to Princess and the Frog that's similar to Splash Mountain. For the castle I would choose to do Aladdin's castle.
@charliewatson48934 жыл бұрын
I’m catching up on a bunch of stuff I haven’t watched bc of work now in quarantine and I just found this comment. How’s it feel to be a prophet? PATF Splash mountain,,,, you absolute legend
@coreynmarie4 жыл бұрын
Amy Watson omggg I forgot about this comment. Call me that’s so raven 😂✨
@shellyvision96934 жыл бұрын
Oh wow this aged well
@Strange_19073 жыл бұрын
holy shit you predicted the future
@Joopitor6 ай бұрын
Are you a time traveler?
@gavanlittle65395 жыл бұрын
Screw thanksgiving dinner I am booking my trip to offhand Disneyland
@unoriginal15625 жыл бұрын
My perfect Disney park would incorporate attractions from every park around the world, and if I had to pick a theme to tie it all together it would probably be music, it would be a celebration of Disney’s greatest music, a few examples of attractions that would be in the park are Mickey’s Philharmagic, Slpash Mountain, the country bear jamboree, Seven Dwarves Mine Train, Haunted Mansion, maybe Rock n’ Roller Coaster and other attractions that have classic Disney music in them, I would also add new attractions like dark rides that go through musical numbers of classic movies (like the Lion King, Fantasia, the Jungle Book, etc) I would also add a ride similar to spaceship earth but about the history of music and you would enter through a broadway theater style entrance, and I would also maybe add a music themed roller coaster of some kind. There would also be shows like Mickey and the Magical Map, Fantasmic (a special version with elements of all three Fantasmics), that Guardians of the Galaxy show they have at Epcot, and a theater with the musicals they show on the cruise line maybe they could switch which one’s playing every once in a while. I think I would separate the parks into music styles and put the rides attractions and shows in whatever area it fits into the best
@itzlapis_5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@HCSAgirl994 жыл бұрын
i love this. its like the fantasia of disney parks. (and fantasia is amazing)
@JustInDisney3 жыл бұрын
So your park is all ABOUT the music. Fantasialand. The Most Musical Place on Earth. 50th, the world’s most musical celebration.
@JustInDisney3 жыл бұрын
If my MOM had to pick a theme to tie her park together it would probably be fashion, it would be a celebration of Disney’s greatest outfits, a few examples of attractions that would be in the park are Frozen Ever After, The Seas with Nemo and Friends, Killamanjaro Safaris, and Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway. She would also add a ride similar to Spaceship Earth but about the history of fashion. Yeah that’s her Epcot and a chance to give her first park, DisneyPlanet, a second gate.
@JustInDisney3 жыл бұрын
@@HCSAgirl99 fantastia is NOT on disney(plus)
@imaginationstation37355 жыл бұрын
Imagineers need to step up their game! (This is a joke. Don't hurt me Iger.)
@robertiger30985 жыл бұрын
I won’t
@intothemagic4 жыл бұрын
now its bob chapstick you have to worry about
@Joopitor6 ай бұрын
@@intothemagicBob Chapstick 😭😭😭
@ethancooper39465 жыл бұрын
I would have added Tony Baxter's Discovery Bay to the mix too, preferably with the Journey to the center of the Earth ride from Tokyo
@ElChinoChema5 жыл бұрын
that is a nice idea.
@ethancooper39465 жыл бұрын
@The Reverend Jim Jones That too!
@jenniferschillig37683 жыл бұрын
And DisneySea's version of 20K Leagues.
@kyle12675 жыл бұрын
WHEN THE INTRO MUSIC IS DIFFERENT
@christymcwisty23255 жыл бұрын
"Not a graphic designer, have mercy" 🤣
@DiogenesofSinope5 жыл бұрын
Offhand Disneyland sounds pretty perfect for me.
@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices5 жыл бұрын
Ah! Ha! Considering that that was the original name of the Channel!
@gavanlittle65395 жыл бұрын
Practically perfect in every way
@kiannalim3085 жыл бұрын
It rhymes
@derekllewellyn66632 жыл бұрын
@@gavanlittle6539 it's looks My hat Disney company class starts in case of power outage Disney world and Disneyland before Disneyland hotel room history documentary about biography history books years before New 🆕 picture awards TCM hollywood movies on made magic Way magic app key magic New dream key made magic morning online free time years before New
@mdf35305 жыл бұрын
"Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison doing what they do best" AKA Edison stealing Tesla's work and patenting it.
@davidpoole70675 жыл бұрын
They both had the same opportunities. Edison invented the modern world; Tesla invented...what exactly? Alternating current? A fancy water pump? Ours is an age that derives personal satisfaction from slinging stones at the giants that came before. This meme didn't exist when people were educated.
@mdf35305 жыл бұрын
David Poole do yourself a favor and read up on the Current Wars
@shinysugardrops5 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine "what they do best" is just them blabbering and arguing "Well,Tesla,keep your mouth shut! It's my turn!" "Yeah? It was my turn to share my ideas and you stole them!" Basically kinda like a comedy show lmao
@FemaleFullmetal5 жыл бұрын
ANY DISNEY PARK WITH A SLEEPING BEAUTY DARK RIDE!!!! Ideally the queue would be exploring different places in the castle and possibly include character photo spots for while you are waiting in line!
@benhen26253 жыл бұрын
Two years late here, but what I would like to see is a brand new park from Disney that has entirely original lands and attractions. I’d love to see what kind of park Disney could make today without basing anything on what has been done before. I would also like for no individual land to be based on a specific film or franchise. I prefer lands that are more varied although individual rides could be based on this. Some land ideas are as follows. Disney Station: The hub for this new park takes the form of a travel station in between worlds. It mixes together the themes of an airport, a sea port, and a train station all with a futuristic flare. Mythic Mountain: A land based on the myths of Ancient Greece and Europe in general. It would feature Ancient Greek and Roman architecture and would be home to a colosseum show, a Hercules ride, and an underworld walk through. Dark Land: This land would be based on Disney villains in general and would feature Malificants castle as the center piece. Cyber City: A big and futuristic city land with a cyberpunk inspiration. Attractions include a big hero six indoor coaster and the world arcade, a giant arcade featuring cutting edge games. Prehistoric Plateau: A land based on dinosaurs and the ice age. A volcano themed coaster called Molten Mountain would be the centerpiece:
@oj_cruzz43725 жыл бұрын
The most painful part is when Offhand says: "OK is just my IMagInAtIOn."
@Sedlan185 жыл бұрын
6:35 there is one thing to make it even better, Bring back the original auction scene, maybe just keep the redhead as a pirate.
@SuperFoxdemon5 жыл бұрын
I hope Disney executives are watching this and taking notes for the UK park
@crisjapopcris15645 жыл бұрын
Although I think perfection doesn't actually exist, I'd be glad enough if they brought Tokyo's Disney Seas to Orlando, preferably with the foods, products and services they do there, and let the Japanese remodel all the parks with their perfection pursuing mania.
@officialmonarchmusic Жыл бұрын
6:37 If I may make the suggestion, the boats in this version of Pirates should be timed differently, so that the ride perfectly lines up with the dialogue from the talking skull. If Disneyland's Pirates has a flaw, it's that the timing can be so far off, and you can plunge down halfway through the skull's speech
@acethetics38785 жыл бұрын
This is really cool! I love the mix of old, new, and reimagined rides. I myself like to fantasize about building about my own theme parks and dreaming of becoming an imagineer someday. It’s nice to hear about other people’s ideas and what they would do different. Some ideas I would have for my perfect Disneypark is that I would include a DicoveryBay esque area to where either Tomorrowland or Frontierland is. I’ve always liked the idea of steampunk/Victorian sci-fi and I really want to experience that here in the U.S. (assuming this park will be in the U.S.) This area will feature elements from both Discoveryland in Paris and Disneysea in Tokyo. The rides here will be based off of Jules Verne’s novels including a “20,000 leagues” submarine dark ride, a “from the earth to the moon” space mountain, a fly-cycle theatre ride based on “around the world in 80 days”, and an unearthing of an early ride concept for a “journey to the center of the earth” ride: a wild mouse coaster layout with an elevator drop ride element. Also here would be a train station, some live steampunk entertainment, references to S.E.A, and that Tesla/Edison Show you proposed.
@brentos965 жыл бұрын
There's a People Mover? Conciser myself an investor! When do we break ground!
@writerpatrick5 жыл бұрын
Did you expect there wouldn't be one?
@wyldegi5 жыл бұрын
writerpatrick dude it was a joke ofc he knew there would
@kiannalim3085 жыл бұрын
“Not a graphic designer” Also made the castle look like it’s part of the map legitimately
@jedrikviray24425 жыл бұрын
This is great. Love the Western River Expedition in Frontierland. My ideal Disney park would have incorporated the original mega Indiana Jones complex that had the Railroad, Jungle Cruise, Mine Carts, and the Jeep Ride. I also would add some technological aspects of Shanghai’s POTC to the Disneyland version and put that in the park as well. You could probably make a video series on just your ideal park - going land by land in each episode!
@officialmonarchmusic Жыл бұрын
Shanghai's pirates is so different it deserves to be its own ride. I like how Offhand said that it should be an exact clone of Disneyland's except NO JACK SPARROW. Strip the ride of any reference to the movie franchise, and then give Shanghai's pirates its own attraction nearby, without the references to the ride (Like the skeletons in the jail near the beginning)
@jacob_e_lynch Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see an Encanto ride that’s like Mystic Manor
@ethan-ht6lq5 жыл бұрын
LES GO THIS NOTIFICATION MADE ME STOP THE THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
@cannibalisticrequiem5 жыл бұрын
People still watch that thing? 😆
@TheWASHINGMACHINEBOY5 жыл бұрын
offhand disney: disneyland’s pirate’s of the caribbean can’t be improved any more disneyland paris’ pirates of the caribbean: am i a joke to you?
@maryprostick40125 жыл бұрын
Walt Disney said it himself that Disney Land will never be perfect. What makes it so magical, along with all other parks is that it is always evolving
@michaeleisner47585 жыл бұрын
I think we can make this happen
@mrmj305 жыл бұрын
This channel is probably my favorite one due to the creativity of the topics and video itself. Offhand Disney, you’re the man for this one.
@TheDavidMancini5 жыл бұрын
The castle in Shanghai Disney is a walkthrough of snow white.
@TimeSyncS5 жыл бұрын
Came here to say the same!
@qanterzold18305 жыл бұрын
this is amazing i love this. and i wish you a happy thanksgiving (if you celebrate that) to anyone who reads this. have an amazing day you disney fans!
@deshawnedwards64125 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving Offhand Disney!
@loveFrAd5 жыл бұрын
Finally a 2-day park!! Looks awesome
@lvdb7024 жыл бұрын
You had me hooked at different flavors of Dole Whip.
@WigglyTuffStuff5 жыл бұрын
I just came back from Disneyland 5 days ago and listening to Walt talk about it makes me tear up and want to to again.
@tomsharpe58904 жыл бұрын
I've been working on my own Disney park (since the early '90s actually) and I am happy to report that it DOES include a People Mover because, as you pointed out, it just wouldn't be a Disney park without it! I love seeing the imagined kingdoms of the fans because in many cases they're better then the 'official' Imagineers' versions. I guess that's one of the perks of having no space restrictions, company politics or budget limitations! Just pure, perfect imagination. Great video!
@LogoMan77774 жыл бұрын
GP DisneyWorld Resort: Starting off with the Magic Kingdom: Main Street, U.S.A. This area is going to be much closer to what an actual Main Street would look like. It's going to be filled with shops, because, hey, those shops gotta go somewhere. Attractions and Entertainment: The Disney Gallery Disneyland Railroad The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln Main Street Cinema (playing classic Disney cartoons on a loop) Main Street Vehicles Edison Square (a walk-through attraction dedicated to the works of Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla) Harmony Barber Shop (home of the Dapper Dans) Main Street Arcade (an actual penny arcade, because when I think arcades, I think video games and pinball, not shopping) Main Street Electrical Parade The Disneyland Band Halloween Screams Disney's Celebrate America Restaurants: Carnation Café Walt's - An American Restaurant Casey's Corner Aunt Jemima's Kitchen Crystal Palace Main Street Bakery Ben & Jerry's Plaza Ice Cream Parlor (they may be socialists, but their ice cream's spectacular) Plaza Restaurant Tony's Town Square Restaurant (complete with "Tony and Joe" characters singing "Bella Notte" at regular intervals) Shops: Bank of America The Chapeau Confectionery Crystal Arts Disney Clothiers Disney & Co. Emporium Hallmark Card Shop Jared Jewelry Galleria Kodak Photo Salon Main Street Athletic Club Main Street Cinema Main Street Gallery Mickey Mouse Club HQ Pfizer Pharmacy The Curiosity Shop Uptown Jewelers World Bazaar Confectionery ------------------- Keep Cinderella Castle and the statue in front. Cinderella Castle: Dear goodness me, get rid of Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique. Replace that with Cinderella's Fairy Tale Hall from Tokyo Disneyland. The interior will have the Cinderella Castle Suite (with a balcony) and Cinderella's Royal Table. Attractions and Entertainment: Enchanted Forest: Enchanted Tales with Belle Seven Dwarfs Mine Train Mad Tea Party The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Skyway to Tomorrowland Storybook Circus: The Barnstormer Casey Jr, Splash 'N' Soak Station Dumbo the Flying Elephant Pete's Silly Sideshow Walt Disney World Railroad Castle Courtyard: Cinderella Castle Mickey's Royal Friendship Faire It's a Small World (the 2008 Disneyland refurbishment) Merida "Meet and Greet" at Fairytale Garden Peter Pan's Flight Prince Charming Regal Carrousel Princess Fairytale Hall Alice's Curious Labyrinth Matterhorn Restaurants and Refreshments: The Chicken of the Sea Pirate Ship and Restaurant Welch's Grape Juice Stand Be Our Guest Restaurant Cheshire Café Cinderella's Royal Table The Friar's Nook Gaston's Tavern Pinocchio Village Haus Prince Charming's Village Market Storybook Treats Shops: Big Top Souvenirs Bonjour! Village Gifts Casey Jr. RailRoad Mercantile Castle Couture Fantasy Faire Hundred Acre Goods Sir Mickey's The Mad Hatter Merlin's Magic Shop Captain Hook's Galley -------------------- Adventureland Attractions & Entertainment: Aladdin's Enchanted Passage Jungle Cruise Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril Roaring Rapids Pirates of the Caribbean The Pirates League Swiss Family Treehouse Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room Restaurants and Refreshments: The Tropical Hideaway (sponsored by Dole, with every flavor of Dole Whip known to man) Tortuga Tavern Sunshine Tree Terrace Skipper's Canteen Tahitian Terrace Colonel Hathi's Pizza Outpost Adventureland Bazaar Shops: Agrabah Bazaar Island Supply by Sunglass Hut Plaza del Sol Caribe Bazaar Zanzibar Trading Co Bwana Bob's ------------------------ Frontierland Attractions and Entertainment: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad Country Bear Jamboree Splash Mountain Frontierland Shootin' Arcade Frontierland Hoedown Happening Mike Fink Keel Boats Mark Twain Riverboat Tom Sawyer Island Walt Disney World Railroad Restaurants and Refreshments: The Golden Horseshoe Cafe Stage Door Cafe Rancho del Zocalo Restaurante River Belle Terrace Casa de Fritos Shops: Big Al's Briar Patch Frontier Trading Post Prairie Outpost and Supply ----------------- New Orleans Square: Attractions and Entertainment: The Haunted Mansion [hybrid of Disneyland HM, Magic Kingdom HM, and Phantom Manor] The Hall of Presidents The Muppets Present...Great Moments in American History Restaurants: French Market Restaurant Mint Julep Bar (non-alcoholic) Tiana’s Palace (with live music, meet and greet characters, and a Tarot card reader) Royal Street Veranda Blue Bayou Restaurant Club 33 The Harbour Galley 21 Royal Columbia Harbour House Liberty Tree Tavern Sleepy Hollow Shops: Heritage House Liberty Square Portrait Gallery Memento Mori Ye Olde Christmas Shoppe La Mascarade D'Orleans Port Royal Le Bat en Rouge Mlle. Antoinette's Parfumerie Royal Street Sweets Pieces of Eight Cristal d'Orleans ------------------------- Tomorrowland Attractions and Entertainment: Astro Orbiter Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor Space Mountain (hybrid of original and Space Mountain: Mission 2) Stitch's Great Escape! Tomorrowland Speedway Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters Disneyland Monorail Disneyland Railroad Submarine Voyage Videopolis Tron Lightcycle Run Push the Talking Trash Can The Mysteries of the Nautilus Restaurants: Redd Rockett's Pizza Port The Spirit of Refreshment Tomorrowland Terrace Auntie Gravity's Galactic Goodies Cool Ship Cosmic Ray's Starlight Café The Lunching Pad at Rockettower Plaza Shops: Buzz Lightyear Shop Merchant of Venus Star Traders Tomorrowland Power & Light Power Supplies
@UCRfZb91nX-triozNmzvaRrA5 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving Offhand Disney
@waterbed125 жыл бұрын
Where’s the Jean Lafitte attraction?!
@stephengrant29005 жыл бұрын
It replaces Tom Sawyer Island and is called Lafitte Cove or Island or something like that.
@Joopitor6 ай бұрын
Where’s the Jean Lafitte land???
@finneaswoodhouse14575 жыл бұрын
Okay... all of this is GOLD. I was not expecting to agree with everything you said. But. I love it all!!
@chericrabbypelley5 жыл бұрын
We have the same New Orleans feels. I like your park, when can I book? Also, I would add a villians land in the back, kinda where Star Wars is right now.
@PatThePerson5 жыл бұрын
In hindsight if it was a standalone DL, I would put Pandora there
@Raymundo_21128 ай бұрын
Your videos are perfect to play when I’m crying trying to sleep
@AverytheCubanAmerican5 жыл бұрын
I think you just shook Chapek and Iger. Offhand Disneyland is awesome. The best park
@joshcoulsell10655 жыл бұрын
Dude i'd love to hear you talk through a re-imagined Haunted Mansion! It's my favourite ride and there is so much technology now that could make a new mansion phenomenal
@annee87455 жыл бұрын
I think for me a perfect Disneyland includes my favourite rides, so I’d like Mystic Manor from Hong Kong. From Shanghai I want Pirates of Caribbean Sunken Treasure, Tron and also one attraction I am unsure about the name - challenge trails (the one where you wear a harness and climb/explore different paths). And then I remember as a child to go to America’s parks and the Indiana Jones ride from Disneyland. I love that one. Haunted Mansion is also a must in any Disneypark, so put in one (or two) of that is good too. And then sprinkle the Disneypark with classic rides and a wonderful castle (Shanghai’s castle is good so I want that one) :D And of course a extra good fast pass just for me!
@itsQUINNderful5 жыл бұрын
I’m thankful for Offhands videos 😁
@hqfirebolt5 жыл бұрын
One problem with Indiana Jones and the Temple and the Temple of the Skies, is that the manufacturer who made suspended coasters is now defunct. It could work as an invert or maybe an axis (s and s prototype)
@officialmonarchmusic Жыл бұрын
Honestly, just make it the classic ride. Suspended coasters are overrated anyways, and really not the right theming for an Indiana Jones ride
@courtneybarefoot29985 жыл бұрын
You make some really strong points for more walk-thru attractions! Having just seen Frozen 2, I have a (hopefully non-spoiler-y) suggestion: give me that enchanted forest and Ahtohallan walk-thru. It would be beautiful and with the right special/practical effects, mildly haunting.
@happilyevanafter5 жыл бұрын
AWESOME idea for a video bud! what Disney fan hasn't either thought of this very thing? I know that I have doodled and sketched down at least 5 or 6 of my ideal Disneylands in my time. its a fun and creative thing to do. oh the possibilities. also, im soo happy I met and hung out with you at WDW this week! safe travels back home, and I cant wait to hit the parks together again!
@jgatzby42635 жыл бұрын
Fantastic blend of the best and almost was (Western River Expedition). Especially with Adventure and Tomorrow land updates.
@ashleyfaganel5 жыл бұрын
Imagineering hire offhand
@davidfeltheim25015 жыл бұрын
My various dream Disney parks actually include a lot of what you mentioned, and I like your idea of a bare-bones tomorrowland, easily able to be updated without leveling stuff.
@charlottegervais17555 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to work at Prince Charming’s Regal Carrousel, I loved the “Ride this classic attraction” 😂🤣😂 nice work keeping that
@caryrodda5 жыл бұрын
I like your park. Thank you for bringing back and updating Adventure thru Innerspace!
@Tokyozillaaaa5 жыл бұрын
Personally i wish for a villain's themepark to be coexist with Disneyland (instead of California Adventure). So that way you can have the light and the dark.
@nevermorapurge83714 жыл бұрын
was i the only moron who jumped when he put in the thunder soundbite? Well played Offhand well played. As an individual that cant get spooked easily I appreciate the surprise
@emmie3sd4384 жыл бұрын
My perfect castle park: MAIN STREET USA - theme park history museum w animatronics and dioramas - plaza and Casey’s would remain - tony’s would become carousel of progress THE HUB - become fantasia gardens at Shanghai - more whimsical - water features - maybe some flat rides ADVENTURELAND - jungle cruise (SEA ties) +updated show scenes - mystic manor - tiki room - fire mountain - SEA restaurant like skipper canteen but more extreme SEA references - tropical hideaway bc dole whips - SEA scavenger hunt (i love this idea of yours) PIRATE MINI LAND off to the side of adventureland - pirates of the caribbean - pirates show - ship wreck walkthrough FRONTIERLAND - phantom manor - big thunder mountain - western river expedition boat ride - riverboat - native american village walkthrough (learn more about thunderbird) ++ dioramas like efteling - saloon quick service - big table service with live actors +animatronics - CRITTER COUNTRY - splash mountain - country bear jamboree - 7D mine train type coaster/ hagrids type coaster but with forest animal animatronics FANTASYLAND(more like fantasy springs & new fantasyland) - tangled boat ride - snuggly duckling - better Ariel dark ride - these two^^ rides are right when you get out of the castle neverland mini land - glowing pandora like mini land - peter pan flight of passage style simulator Arendelle mini land - frozen sled coaster (north mountain +marsh mellow) - frozen dark ride - frozen restaurant inside Elsa ice palace meet and greet BatB miniland - beauty and the beast dark ride in its own castle - be our guest - Maurice cottage meet and greet - gaston’s tavern in corner by where storybook is - villains roller coaster - villains pub w animatronics inside castle - Cinderella castle princess dining - sleeping beauty/snow white walkthrough under castle TOMORROWLAND - Tron - space mountain - Spaceship earth with the time travel aspect focused on more - horizons - peoplemover with added show scenes and real queue for when the park is crowded that makes you feel like you are waiting for futuristic public transit - monorail - atro orbiter - Space 2020
@emmie3sd4384 жыл бұрын
gardens of imagination not fantasia gardens sorry
@m.syauqiabdurahman27984 жыл бұрын
My Perfect Disney Parks Main Street Hall Of Pressident History Of Walt Disney Museum The Hub More Greenery (Because Global Warmimg Still Happening Till This Day) Middle Of The Hub Will Be Walt Disney And Mickey Mouse Statue With Plauge Say " We Cannot Forget One Thing , That It was All Started By A Mouse" . Fantasyland Alice In Wonderland Castle Matterhorn Height Will Increase Sleeping Beauty Carousel Petet Pan Flight Will Be Unchanged But The Entrace Will Be Thru Big Ben , And When You go inside the big ben , you will saw the machine of the clock . Snow White Dark Ride With Silly And Horror Scene Tangled Boat Ride With The Entrace Is Rapunzel Tower Fantasia Dark Ride Alice In Wonderland Ride With Some Additional Scene ( When Alice Wake Up) It's A Small World With More Elegant , Childlike Innocence Background . Beauty And The Beast Dark Ride (Actually I Wamt This To Be Omnimover) Mr.Toad Wild Ride Will Not Have Any Change Winnie The Pooh Ride Dumbo The Flying Elephant Ride Storybook Canals Boat Casey Jr Train Skyway Station To Tommorowland . Mad Tea Party . That It For Now .
@m.syauqiabdurahman27984 жыл бұрын
Liberty Square (with a spooky twist) Haunted Mansion With The Ghost Of Jean Lafitte Holding A Candlelabra In The Endless Hallway , Upgraded Set , And Advanced Technology ( The Styled Will Be More Like Winchester Mansion Rather Than The Disneyland Version) Museum Of The Weird (I Mean I Like The Idea ) Phantom Manor (More Scary Phantom Animatronic And A Scary Bride) Mystic Manor (Unchanged) Frontierland Big Thunder Mountain But Longer Thunder Mesa ( Where You Try To Escaoe The Curse Of Big Thunder Mountain And It Will Be A Roller Coaster But So Many Backward Turn) Mind Train Thru Nature Wonderland Adventureland Jungle Cruise With Longer Temple Scene Indiana Jones Ride But MORE EXTREME Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room And At The End You will saw walt disney photo in a wooden wall with a tiki styled frame Tomorrowland Submarine Voyage Tron Ride Autopia People Mover Horizon Journey Into Imagination Futurama Spaceship Earth Rocket Jets Astro Orbiter Journey To Saturn (My Catch Of Mission To Mars) Mission To Mars Space Mountain Monorail Station Sub Unit Of Tommorowland Science Land Carousel Of Progress Adventure Thru Inner Space Planet Observery Chemical Museum And honestly I really Want pixarland to be in my disneyland but i will figured it out P.S = Pirate Of Carribean Will Be located Adventureland
@m.syauqiabdurahman27984 жыл бұрын
Pixar Land Toy Story Ride Where You Were try to escape The villain (except gabby gabby (she will be a cameo)) . A Bug's Life A Ride And A Restaurant Where You Can Eat A Bug . Incredicoaster Unchange Finding Nemo And Dory Aquarium Up A Dark Ride Where You Will Follow Carl In His Adventure Cars Racing Car Ride Inside Out A Ferris Wheel Where You Will Sit In a Memory Ball A Good Dinasour Dark Ride Coco Dark Ride Upcoming In 2020 Onward Dark Ride Soul Dark Ride (The Most Amazing Ride In Pixar Land)
@annabarnes52214 жыл бұрын
On land I would add is a land dedicated on Disney Channel cartoons. Picture a Phineas and Ferb themed thrill rollercoaster. A Ducktales dark ride (Since there are now 2 generations who have grown up with it). A replica of the Mystery Shack as a walk through attraction and gift shop. Ect. Not to mention all the new costume characters they could introduce. Speaking of which I'd also love to include characters from the post renaissance films which didn't succeed at the time like treasure planet or Atlantis or Anastasia since that's Disney now.
@tateevans17675 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of content that I subscribed for. Well done, keep up the great work!
@harrietchilton31745 жыл бұрын
Don’t mind me I’m just over here waiting for the society of explorers and adventurers scavenger hunt because it sounds like the greatest idea ever.
@jimsprigg79314 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: this entire video is “previously on offhand disney”
@estrada14235 жыл бұрын
You’re calling it offhand Disneyland? I’m having flashbacks
@mikoluna21093 жыл бұрын
My perfect disney park is every single existing disney park compressed into a single park with all attractions that existed, exists and will exist.
@Ethan-vx4hw5 жыл бұрын
Oh HECK YEAH!! Perfect was to start my thanksgiving morning, keep it up!! (Also Im a huge fan!$
@steevodotcom5 жыл бұрын
My first thought about the perfect Disney park would be just to bring back the People Mover to Disneyland, and you are done. The more I thought about it though, I have a few more modifications to Disneyland (Anaheim) to 'plus' it into perfection. 1. Adventureland - I love the idea of the interactivity you proposed in your video. I would add the elements of Society of Explorers and Adventurers like you suggested, without necessarily creating any new rides. Maybe a restaurant, and some kind of SEA headquarters. 2. Interactive personalized rewards - this is a great plus to add, and use this concept throughout the park. 3. Autopia - Tesla, YES. Electric cars, no rail, and no collisions. The Elon Musk connection doesn't end there, as he also has another company that would be perfect to use for an upgrade. I'll get to that soon. 4. Tomorrowland, Part 1 - There are a few things that could be done in Tomorrowland that would really spiff it up. First, the return of the People Mover. It should go without saying, but we need the People Mover back. I like the revised Inner Space attraction. Toss that in there too. 5. Tomorrowland, Part 2 - Star Wars. Do we need a Star Wars ride in Tomorrowland when Galaxy's Edge is also in the park? Some may find this redundant and unnecessary, but I see it as an opportunity to make one of the most immersive experiences Disney has ever had. This is where Elon Musk comes in. One of his other companies is The Boring Company. Using the services of TBC, Star Tours could be modified so that when you entered the Space Port, you leave, have your adventure in space and then 'land' in a Space Port in Batuu. When in Batuu, you could catch a return flight later back to Tomorrowland, with a different experience during your flight. All while your ride vehicle, or part of it, is silently being whisked away in a tunnel deep under the park. I would pay extra to do this. Thoughts?
@thegrandodogarongamer23774 жыл бұрын
My perfect park would combine all of the parks to create a literal "Walt Disney World" while adding new restaurants, themed lands, and attractions from the past that never saw the light of day as well as ideas for the future.
@tenara-kun59795 жыл бұрын
I mean...you uh...you used EPCOT entrance music so I am immediately on board because DAMN THAT MUSIC MAKES ME SAY YES TO ANYTHING YOU ASK ME TO SELL MY SOUL TO YOU WHILE PLAYING THIS MUISC AND first off I have an IOU with your name on it, Disney took mine...and also YES
@JacobMcG645 жыл бұрын
Nearly perfect. Now if, Offhand-Land, adds the carousel of progress under the castle as rotating hub-subway I'm sold lol.
@UCRfZb91nX-triozNmzvaRrA5 жыл бұрын
Add a 101 Dalmatians riding Curella De-vils Car, also I would Love to see Brave as a Ride, The Lion King, Tangled, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Rides, Frozen Added as well as we can still have Pirates of The Caribbean, The Haunted Mansion, Winnie The Pooh, Snow White, Alice and Wonderland, Peter Pan, Mr Toad, Splash Mountain, Toy Story, Everything
@andrewpryor-holmes64483 жыл бұрын
You smashed it, such a great vision. Only been to Disney land and California adventure once when I was a kid and it was awesome. But your ideas would be even better
@ZacharyHolzboog4 жыл бұрын
I love the S.E.A medallion idea, that's definitely up Disney's alley.
@miles327464 жыл бұрын
My perfect Disney park is your perfect Disney park. You are brilliant. There are so many parts in your vid that I was thinking also.
@lukewimmer21153 жыл бұрын
I think a Nightmare Before Christmas dark ride would definitely go in Fantasyland. It’s so popular and loved throughout Disney parks, it needs it’s own ride.
@nellieduncan84485 жыл бұрын
This video is so fun, I’ve always imagined what a Disney park would be with all the best attractions from all around the world
@lifewithadam45835 жыл бұрын
i think in autopia the cars should be electric but they should produce bubbles so it’s like something that’s futuristic but will never get dated
@mystic_robert555 жыл бұрын
Love this perfect Disney Park idea. As a suggestion, would love if The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh would be something similar to Pooh's Hunny Hunt in Tokyo Disneyland. The thing that would make this ride different would be that it is a water ride. Similar to the concept art that was made for the Winnie the Pooh ride at Disneyland Paris and Disneyland. For the ride, I would be adding the rain scene after you exit the heffalumps and woozles scene. The first thing you will see on your left is Pooh on the tree with his 10 honey pots. He will say "I must rescue my supper." There will be 2 animatronic Poohs for this part. 1 will fall down the tree with the honey pot stuck on his head. He fall down halfway before he his hidden behind the leaves of the branches of the tree. The second animatronic would rise from the ground. A water splash effect (perhaps splashing the guests) will hide the animatronic rising from the ground. Pooh will then float with you for the rest of the scene. On your left will be Piglets house. The window will open to reveal a Piglet animatronic on a chair. Out will come a bottle with a letter. Inside his bedroom, you can see his furniture floating about. Piglet would say "Oh d-d-dear!" Also on your left before you make a sharp right turn, you will see Eeyore on top of Owl's house saying "First the wind, and now this." Soon after, Owl will fly above you hooting out "Christopher! We've found them!" On your right, an animatronic Christopher Robin (detailed like the Beauty and the Beast animatronics used for Tokyo Disney), will call out "Look! There's Pooh, and Piglet!" Tigger, Rabbit, Kanga and Roo will be by Christopher on an umbrella. The final splashdown will be next, so Piglet would say "A very big waterfall!" Here your picture is taken. You will then be in the hero party scene. Everyone but Pooh will be there. Here's why. Above the lift hill will be a honey tree with Pooh's bottom wiggling about. As you ascend to the unloading station, you will be in a room full of honey. (It smells like honey in here too.) Guests can turn around to see Pooh happily eating his honey. What are your thoughts on this? Any suggestions as well?
@misacruzader5 жыл бұрын
I ADORE Epcot. It incorporates all the things I enjoy. I can stare at a manatee for an hour. I can visit a mini version of a bunch of different countries in a single day. I can snack around the world too. I can see a concert from a Top 40 artist. I can browse a number of shops with all different kinds of merchandise. All around a big beautiful lake. I can't wait for the major overhaul the park is getting and I hope it's going to really upgrade the experience. I know that Epcot isn't perfect, but I can never look back on a day I spent there and say I didn't have an amazing time. Also there needs to be a Tiana's place restaurant in New Orleans Square in Offhand Disneyland.
@Kaibo-zb9tr5 жыл бұрын
This is really good! Mine would be more of a thrill park. Save the pre-existing Disney parks for the kids; this one is more geared towards teens, older kids, and adults. It has some dark rides, yeah, like maybe a grimmer version of Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion, but also the thrill rides, like Rock 'n Roller Coaster, Space Mountain, Expedition Everest, Matterhorn Bobsleds, Big Thunder, Radiator Springs Racer, Flight of Passage, and so on. Heavy on the simulators and roller coasters.
@geekhotel17855 жыл бұрын
Offhand Disney: includes people mover *Everyone liked that*
@antoinetteremlinger96415 жыл бұрын
Already had the perfect park, probably before you were born. We knew all the tricks to hit every show and every ride. . .and we knew Walt was watching from above the firehouse.
@___David__5 жыл бұрын
While I'm obviously biased, I think themeing wise EuroDisney still has the most consistent theming. So I'll probably base mine on it and expand it with things not currently present at EuroDisney like the Little Mermaid ride from Magic Kingdom or the Beauty and the Beast ride from Tokyo. Phantom Manor would be expanded to include the graveyard scene from Haunted Mansion before the Canyon scene. Otherwise it would remain absolutely untouched as it's almost the perfect Haunted Mansion anyway :P I would, however, make some changes to the current layout of EuroDisney. Peter Pan's Flight would leave Fantasyland and be placed next to Captain Hook's pirate ship in Adventureland, in a new and much expanded form ('cause, seriously, 70minutes of waiting times on average is just inadmissible). A Lion King dark ride would also open there. In Fantasyland, there would be a new Hunchback of Notre Dame dark ride and in Adventureland a new Pocahontas boat ride. Discoveryland would be officially turned into Star Wars land since, you know, it's already pretty much that, and expanded without the need to build a superfluos Galaxy's Edge. That would also allow Hyperspace mountain to remain unchanged as it's already the best version of the ride (according to Americans. I wouldn't know). Buzz Lightyear's ride would be moved to the Studios which is where the rest of the Toy Story stuff is and where ANY Pixar stuff would be put (and Pixar here also includes 3D animations from Disney like Moana and Frozen. EuroDisney remains a 2D animation focused park). Any and ALL references to live action remakes would be completely erased from the parks (which is the best we can do since we can't erase those dumb remakes from existence).
@MrJustin25 жыл бұрын
If the SEA game gave out a special magic band at it’s completion that looked like a gold bracelet/medallion, that would make it absolutely great. Even if I had to pay, just having a winnable band at the end would make it soooo worth it
@aliciaworkman39735 жыл бұрын
Actually yes this is perfect because Tangled actually has a ride/big place in the park like it deserves
@aingohlee4475 жыл бұрын
There is also a walkthrough version of Storybook Land Canal Boat in HK Disneyland, called Fairy Tale Forest. If I am able to build my own Disney park, I would add more scenes in the little mermaid ride, such as the shipwreck, Ursula becoming gigantic and Ariel crashing the wedding. Also, special video!👍
@jaybonn59735 жыл бұрын
My perfect disney park is much less a park than it is an architectural showcase. I dont know anyone else who has watch the movies and the castles and paid close attention as much as I have. Seriously. The subtleties you can gat away with.
@ylnoebutuoy58385 жыл бұрын
You forgot Neverland - with pirate stuff and FAIRY stuff - we need a Pixie Hollow dark ride!!
@Mr17051963 Жыл бұрын
Many Disney Parks’ fans (including myself) have their own versions of the classic Magic Kingdom created by Walt (first as Disneyland)! I love to see some other ideas! And boy, New Orleans Square is my favorite “land” of all, too! Although I’m an East Coast guy, Disneyland will always have a special place in my heart. 💫And, by the way, we have lots of same ideas for our “kingdons”, man! 😂✌️
@TikiKrissy5 жыл бұрын
Well done, Dallin. So many great ideas!!! The only thing I'd add (other than some sort of Jean Laffite tavern) would be something having to do with Mickey Mouse. Not a Toontown duplicate, Runaway Railway or Philharmagic, necessarily, but I don't feel like you really gave the Fab 5 any representation at all.
@donaldnelson97615 жыл бұрын
I love your Tomorrowand!! If it doesn't already exist, someone needs to make a virtual version of this so we can put on the goggles and go!!
@jdogg10125 жыл бұрын
I would bring back all of the classic attractions and bring back some original ideas from current attractions like bringing back the dream finder In journey through imagination and update the que for haunted mansion adding more walkthrough effects. I would make sure that Star Wars and tomorrow land are completely separate lands.and don’t merge together.
@KonTikiVideo5 жыл бұрын
YOU SAID EVERYONE IN THE MANSION IS DEAD!!! WHAT ABOUT THE DOG AND CARETAKER!!! (jk i love you)
@htgaines2 жыл бұрын
I was with you all the way until I realized there was no TOM SAWYER ISLAND! Not only do we need this, but you gotta have a AAA darkride there, maybe with the riders helping Tom, Huck, and Becky evade Injun Joe. Also, bring back Missile/Rocket/Flight to the Moon/Mission to Mars with more convincing technology as opposed to the true simulator that is Mission Space. Also a restoration of Space Station X-1 as a restaurant, maybe. Ready to start saving up for my Offhandland Annual Pass.
@amazingtoad72445 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry master, for I will build this park in planet coaster
@brianhospodar83183 жыл бұрын
I want to go to Offhand Disneyland!!!! Yes to the People-mover. Some thoughts... I love Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean and never want to see it replaced but Shanghai Disneyland’s Pirates is a truly spectacular experience that Offhand Disneyland has to add somehow... Also, Edison was a vicious and vindictive competitor of Tesla with opposing philosophies. Can’t really combine them into one experience. Maybe just Nikola since his work seems to be the future of powering our world...
@sprinklesplash8105 жыл бұрын
I think the perfect park would be a mix of original ideas and attractions, lots of E ticket and interactive experiences, plenty of immersive Disney property lands and attractions, as well as the all of the adventurer society interactions and references!!!
@RobbiGraves5 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the 80s and I really miss the people mover and the original Star Tours with Pee Wee Herman's voice. I also have a very faint memory of riding Adventure through Innerspace as a very small child. Basically I can remember the giant eyeball looking at me through the microscope, which scared the crap out of me.
@jfridy5 жыл бұрын
I have a soft spot for how Disneyland Paris had a Steampunk theming for Space Mountain, and a celebration of the futures created by the great authors of the past.