Malört Mixology: Brita Filter Experiment!

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[@davidp2888]

If you listen closely you can hear the Brita filter screaming in agony.

[@cowboycole.4554]

You should get the miracle berry and see how it changes the flavor or malort

[@mineplow1000]

Drinking Britta'd Malort like an abuse survivor; "Yeah, it's bad, but it's not as bad as it could be. 👍"

[@Ultimatebubs]

I was hoping for a Malort Long Island Iced Tea, but this is also cool.

[@nappa0582]

I... thought he...did that... Could be wrong, but I thought he did.

[@jasonblalock4429]

No, not yet. I've been asking for it off and on since this started. The Mallort version should probably be called a Riker's Island Iced Tea.

[@vectorgen]

HOT BUTTERED MALORT! (you can't Britta filter it though, that's cheating)

[@MajorBrolls]

This is a good suggestion, I am still waiting for the malortito as well...

[@Brew78]

Hot Maloddy?

[@codename495]

You’re a cruel, bitter man.

[@chuckfinley6747]

PV3, since Malort has been vanquished why not do a series of going back through all the terrible liquors and wines you’ve drank through the Brita, without changing the filter.

[@BlakeMcCringleberry]

I am so happy for you, PCT. This is such a game changer for this channel.

[@andrewgarcia3136]

moving up the socioeconomic ladder

[@traviscallen]

I'm starting to suspect that deep down, PV3 actually enjoys Malort. There's no way he hasn't developed a taste for it yet.

[@nimgetwereter3873]

one could eat literal human excrement for decades and yet even after that amount of time still be fully conscious that their breakfast brunch and dinner is nothing but shit

[@drcbeartooths]

whispering apologies to Britta. you're a good man.

[@EricDMMiller]

You are a treasure and a true credit to your race.

[@4thGen4runner__]

You should try a Total Zero filter. They send you a Total Dissolved Solvent tester, and compared to brita...brita basically doesn't work lol.

[@arcron3]

Thank you Project Farm. That dude did a great comparison and it worked at taking out everything.

[@EikottXD]

@@arcron3 Basically made it distilled water though. We still need some minerals in our water to drink.

[@ipodhty]

A carbon filter won't effect total dissolved solids much. Its more for stuff that tastes bad instead of minerals

[@turkeysnot1]

1 bottle of Malort = lifetime supply any more than that is just masochism

[@devilsdoorbell]

Imagine then becoming immortal and receiving equivalent Malort to match. :(

[@DefconMaster]

speak for yourself, baby mouth.

[@RiverBoundXJ]

How in the absolute banshee shit has this video only gotten 15k views in a year? It's 100% top teir comedy, writing and production.

[@FischSteve]

If this truly is the end of Malört Mixology then I am saddened. Though as someone who has consumed Malört many years ago I whole heartedly understand. I appreciate all your sacrifices to science PV3.

[@BboyFlimsy]

What happens when you run the filtered Malort thru the filter a second time, or multiple times?

[@acidhelm]

Yes! I've seen people run cheap vodka through a filter several times, and it got better every time through.

[@fire_fux]

I see PV3 has a video on Malört I click.

[@bradyblackburn7877]

Now I kinda want to see Mad Dog through a Brita filter 🤔

[@nicolebogda1482]

My nephew will be 21, I feel the Malört gift set will be an epic hilarious gift!

[@bewilderedcat2536]

Why do you hate your nephew?

[@fire_fux]

Malört confit garlic paired with a Malört daiquiri

[@mace2055]

Curious what it would have been like twice filtered. Im gonna have to have a play with my britta before i change the filter.

[@Gin_Daddy]

Listen to me good sir: a classic Bloody Mary, with malört. A BLOODY MALÖRT

[@bagofholding]

Now his bottle of Malort is empty! Everyone knows what to get PV3 for Christmas!

[@hayleyteneyck4885]

Hooray! 🎉 I love when new videos come up!

[@darrylmoore5416]

Run it through 3 or 4 times. It may make it better(ish).

[@rexhollingsworth]

10x filtered malort.

[@michelhv]

I want to believe this can count as science.

[@authorrayrogers]

7:01 is my new desktop background... and I don't think I'll ever change it again. #shitstofarts

[@sethdoss8731]

The line about not having s*** in the room yet but having farted in the pants a lot can be applied to so many things in life

[@MK-cq9yy]

I love your videos. Keep it up!😂😂😂😂

[@RemyVonLion]

now just throw a party with your favorite cocktails as celebration :)

[@senselessbabble1996]

You have to run it through the filter THREE TIMES! That's what we discovered with cheep vodka back in college. ;-)

[@jdstocco84]

Your channel has plateaued

[@turtleownage]

I think you'd love a Malort Bloody Mary.

[@peapod20video]

I think you should do a Sangria with Malort!

[@acidhelm]

Still hoping that you'll make a Malört Caesar some day.

[@VR-Trooper]

Always funny!

[@DanaLeeGibson]

Nightmare fuel, sentient Malört!

[@BrandonsYouTube]

What comes next? Everclear mixology...

[@TwistedCakePops]

You should try Snakebite. Half lager, half cider, with a dash of blackcurrant cordial. Served in a pint glass

[@drengillespie]

The Dodo didn’t have Malört and look how it turned out for them.

[@hamlaser]

Best one yet!

[@Nami]

Jagerbombs, but with Malort.

[@Onoma314]

Margarita with Malört

[@Shaggykjb]

We'll need a mixed drink post brita filtering. Mojito or something without vermuth or a filler.

[@davidh871]

Before you put the nail in the coffin, Malort is calling you to SodaStream it. Preferably in its OG form - but if you gotta filter it, I’ll understand.

[@josephmatuszak3855]

Cooking w/ Malort. Holiday spirit... fruitcake w/ Malort?

[@theresamnsota3925]

I’m still wanting to see a Malört mint julep. Perhaps around the time of the Kentucky Derby?

[@doowi1182]

Jagermeister Brita!

[@Almighty_cornholio]

I feel bad for the filter

[@oldmandeath]

French 75 with the Gin replaced by Malort!

[@Hissey1987]

after losing all the fear of Malört thanks to Brita, use the euphoria and mix yourself some Long Island Ice teas and make a different one for every liqueur you replace with Malört

[@aborachis1649]

To be fair, your backup career is now in slogan marketing!

[@coreysanborn7654]

Wait till he finds out he can run it through the filter a couple times to get even better

[@TheDilettante]

I'll buy a shirt if you mix Malort and topo Chico Mango

[@jollyJedi]

How to rescue Malort: 1. Buy 10 Brita filters 2. Pour the entire bottle of Malort into the Brita 3. Distill the remains 4. Enjoy

[@tedblumstein6772]

What if you ran the Malort through the filter a second time? Would it improve further?

[@eronth]

Honestly, if it works that good, consider making *actually good* drinks with filtered malort.

[@dinosaucy]

No man should be able to wield such power, turn back PV3! Turn back!

[@Zombienekers]

How about passing malort through a brita filter, then sprinkling it with baking soda?

[@1986lazarus]

I'd be curious to see if a LifeStraw filters more of the gross out.

[@504WorldWar1]

Malort Julep!

[@LeafLeafy]

Interesting that you mentioned amethyst for trapping the demon of Malort, because the name 'amethyst' comes from the Greek for 'not drunk' iirc.

[@Zootsootification]

This series legacy will be that it forcibly beat PV3's tastebuds into actually liking Malort. It's ok Prescott, you can put the bottle away, it won't hurt you anymore.

[@jwallacephoto]

What if Malort releases a Turbo version, that just goes back into your bog-standard Malort upon its journey through a Brita?

[@f00dify]

Hey, PV3 have you tried Barrel Aged Malört?

[@bkofford]

Chicago Handshake?

[@nicolebogda1482]

* We still broke his tastebuds

[@chaseman94]

I was hoping for a Malort Daiquiri but I guess go for Taaka Vodka next. For some reason they have it advertised on billboards everywhere in New Orleans that's where my ex-fiance was from which explains why she was crazy but the 😺 was good. Don't judge me.

[@TLS748]

Put some Five Star through that filter

[@cmsweitzer1]

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Rejoice all! #shitstofarts

[@Savantrovert]

The obvious answer to what comes next? Malort V2.0 AKA PVIIIoort. A special release just for PVIII with everything Malorty turned up to its Malortiest. C'mon Jeppson's, this has to be the most attention anyone's paid to your terrible product in decades. Make PVIII suffer for un-Malorting his Malort with an un-un-Malortable Malort that is so strong and bitter it has its own Anise-flavored Event Horizon from which no taste buds may ever escape. Do it for the Naaysh Jeppsons... for the PVIII Naaysh

[@richardrios6780]

Britta filters are expensive. So u filter cheap vodka and u get a not bad tasting drink that’s really expensive.

[@BBBSparky1]

What about filtering it multiple times?

[@Daveyjokes]

Filter it like 5x now

[@zukitough]

Run it through at least three times.

[@josefwerner3808]

did it cut down the aftertaste

[@chaoarecool]

Malort drink with pickle juice

[@lovelessissimo]

Everclear vs Brita

[@charlesje1966]

More science experiments!

[@jeremyhoward8782]

What next? Home brew! Toilet wine!

[@nappa0582]

I feel like we will never get Tequila Sunrise now, and that makes me sad. 😥

[@Kknightstar]

PB3! What about Amaro?! It’s just awful! I want to see if you can make something good with it

[@Smarfton]

You don't have to do a video on this. But try it with a Zero Water filter. It's better than anything Brita can do.

[@DefconMaster]

But why? Doesn't that kind of defeat the point? People buy Malört because of it's... unique... flavor. If you want liquor that tastes like nothing just buy vodka, it's probably cheaper and definitely easier to find. On another note, I'd love to see you get a bottle of Letherbee Besk and see how it compares to Malört. They're the same class of spirit but I've heard Besk is a little more refined.

[@SBOTac]

Malört grasshopper

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

Do everclear mixology.

[@JessT1990]

Yes !!!!!! I clicked so fast lol.

[@steveblue6508]

I’ll just take some heat and ask you to mix the finest wine with……. Some malort.

[@BrianHCohen]

2:07 Appropriate that it looks like he's pouring it directly into a toilet.

[@encryptor6710]

Run the filtered Malort through it again, and then again, and then again......wine guy....

[@thisstrangelife8318]

My lort 😂

[@ChopndropLLC]

#ShitstoFarts Gang

[@cowboyflipflopped]

Get yourself an alembic and re-distill that stuff.

[@thaphreak]

#bravemalortfarts

[@andrewgarcia3136]

for s c i e n c e

[@dontron810]

Have you tried running it through a couple more times, might turns those farts to just BO

[@jeffduncan02]

Try the real soju, the non flavored!

[@Aaron48219]

*Where's my Schlitz review, you turkey?*

[@karlselewski5599]

Milk washed Malort

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

#shitstofarts

[@AnonAdept]

When are you going to stop punching down on malort. Have you considered you're going to be known as that malort guy?