Male Praying Mantis Escapes Being Eaten Alive By Female After Mating | The Secret Life Of The Zoo

[@lisademille996]

"Natasha's eating habits are becoming a problem." Same here Natasha, same here.

[@kpeters909]

LMAO

[@TheUKNutter]

Pie And Ice cream Your KZbin name actually makes sense

[@terrykarafa5169]

Really hope there not exactly the same and your eating males

[@yuyyuww9087]

My name is Natasha and honestly this relates too much Except for eating the males

[@nekotineee]

@@yuyyuww9087 LOL 😂

[@eliasalias7851]

*"Bruce now needs an exit strategy"* Words to live by.

[@soujirosasaki7570]

True dat!

[@Funsheeps]

When a teen gets a girl pregnant The boyfriend: *BRUCE NOW NEEDS AN EXIT STRATEGY*

[@darthtroller]

@@Funsheeps 😂😂😂

[@thepatriottz9205]

Bruce's homies: how did you escape Bruce: I'm batman

[@azerbaijandemocraticrepubl9624]

@@Funsheeps XDDD

[@terryjones5049]

My man Bruce lives to smash another day.

[@saritace2228]

Terry Jones XD

[@ayeshak6822]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@rock7450]

Omg lol

[@hourlybellanimals389]

Rather be a thot then get my head biter off XD guys

[@shadowslash4950]

small but terrible

[@marinevet4131]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “looking like a snack”

[@eleusinia_]

Why isnt this top comment?

[@nsr5961]

Marine Vet or good enough to eat.

[@Snipermann69]

😂😂

[@angelreyesruiz6378]

AAAAAJAHAHAHA

[@wigglewiggle511]

😂😂

[@purebloodwhiteboy]

He didnt technically escape, his homies pulled him off with tweezers

[@pirateswiggity5278]

Had you used the word "got" instead of "pulled"...

[@timdeathly]

Technically that also is escaping from her.

[@purebloodwhiteboy]

@@timdeathly ok

[@zesticide1010]

Bruce was a maniac, he didn't want to stop.

[@avelociraptorfromjurassicp8695]

His niggas came to the rescue

[@Ragnorak-op2js]

*FEMALE PRAYING MANTIS GETS CLOSER* Bruce: Why do I hear boss music?

[@nunyadamnbidness2531]

Specifically kajidoh from smrpg.

[@kyzersoze8408]

Insert soul of cinder theme🤣🤣🤣

[@jzi4]

If you have crickets equipped you can avoid the boss fight.

[@kyzersoze8408]

jzi4 this is a very accurate portrayal of some of the relationships that men have with women.

[@Ragnorak-op2js]

Don’t worry guys it’s FAMILY BUSINESS

[@Tallacus]

Come on ladies you got to admit Bruce is a cute guy you just want to eat him up

[@IivingdeadgirIl]

Lmao

[@jotunn5447]

YEET

[@albireotheredguard1599]

You should have more comments!👍

[@HeisenbergsBigBlueMeth]

LMFAO

[@kaysenpai2468]

Tallacus Lmfao 😂 omg

[@03samarth]

Male mantis knows he'll be devoured whenever he stops. That's the only reason they last so long XD.

[@goead]

Most likely

[@mrprince9105]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gabe-po9yi]

03samarth Hahaha, that would explain it.

[@CryptoAmyUSA]

He likes it. She likes it. Why not keep it going?

[@thumaido264]

@@CryptoAmyUSA Actually, only about 6 or 7 species of animals enjoy sex: Humans, dolphins, pigs, bonobos and 1-2 species of primates

[@rwade4387]

Despite the risk, Bruce still put in those pumps.

[@andresavage9109]

Bruh he is living the life they take him to the buns he beat for 24 hours and he got his own Uber x to bring him back home Bruh im jealous

[@AlexNova126]

Mans here living the good life

[@jayfuu548]

😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@RogerBLEU]

imagine being jealous of an insect who fucked a praying mantis

[@svtfoe4ever903]

@@RogerBLEU I mean hey who wouldn't be jealous?

[@wawawa8942]

@@RogerBLEU imagine NOT being jealous of an insect who fucked a praying mantis

[@kittylicious9270]

Bruce escaping the Kardashian Clan.

[@mushroomhead3619]

She's Catelyn now!

[@Yaheleven]

LOL that’s impossible

[@ambalamb5769]

wOw

[@wariedz4721]

😂

[@ayeshak6822]

LOL!!!

[@dcarbs2979]

He's so gonna be bragging to all the virgin mantis mates

[@jonathanlavis7447]

😂😂

[@Fluxx_edits]

Lol

[@TheLord-ALTERLEMOffical]

Uh there is no more his mates all died while trying to mate

[@BrokenDesktop21]

I think they all died

[@royalarmy1837]

All his mates got checkmate.

[@giangarcia691]

When you realize they were named after avengers Coincidence, i think not

[@etherealmako]

natasha got reborn to this??

[@lucasrobin2788]

@@bethanyjayva70 Bruce Banner, the hulk, is an avenger

[@bethanyjayva70]

@@lucasrobin2788 ohhhhh, I completely forgot about him for a minute xD my bad haha

[@deimosbf1805]

HOLY SHIT

[@candicoated2001]

Finalky another comment pointed it out. Sounds like they are HulkWidow fans...

[@ikko2305]

"In fact Natasha has eaten all other males in the zoo." Oh- so we can no longer see Tony, Steve, Clint and Thor??

[@dankmemer2774]

Bruce is the strongest avenger of them all. Makes sense.

[@modjftyej4423]

lol

[@cunnyman]

More of Batman Bruce since he's the smartest one but okay...

[@chloemcgovern5777]

😂😂😂

[@anomaly19851]

Natasha's a greedy bitch.

[@ChrisCurse]

I like to have a beer with Bruce

[@opnode9962]

ChrisDaGhxst 81 likes

[@adityarajasekar5138]

Why does this have likes?

[@MiniNinja258]

🤣

[@gameboy2481]

Understanding

[@sauserbl7494]

The man, The myth, The legend, Bruce. Never had so much respect for a mantis. Gives a new meaning to “smash and dash” for male mantises.

[@vibes5024]

Baby mantis: where’s daddy. Female mantis: he’s the first man who ever escaped me. Baby mantis: I want to meet him Female mantis: I want to meet him and eat him.

[@adityarajasekar5138]

Male Mantis: *_Drinking beer_* Male Mantis: Aye, she was hot. But aye I’m a qui-

[@MarshWyvern]

Me if I was the baby mantis: I would have ate him too mama just how I ate little Tim

[@JustCallMeLegion]

@@adityarajasekar5138 baby mantis:"Exactly."

[@VengefulPurity]

Female mantis: Wait, no. I want to meet him, bang him one more time...and THEN eat him.

[@josem588]

@@adityarajasekar5138 things like that make me feel fortunate for being a human male and not an spider male or a praying mantis male

[@AViewCado69420]

Bruce: Mates Bruce: Successfully escapes being eaten. Bruce: *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

[@dungeonmaster9123]

Guido Mista You have 16 likes 16=4+4+4+4 Heavily sweating* Also it matches to your profile picture

[@NexusKirin]

Dungeon Master hold up

[@wolfiewolfdufrane]

*stick bugs*🦗

[@Jay_san12]

🤣

[@MJTRadio]

"And lives to fight another day." Weren't you paying attention, Channel 4? He's a lover, not a fighter.

[@trashythedemon4867]

Natasha: *eats everyone who attempts to smash her* Bruce: no one's gonna tango with the rango

[@totallynotme8153]

Other guys: *Smashes Natasha* Natasha: No one's gonna tango with the rango That's what you meant to say?

[@trashythedemon4867]

@@totallynotme8153 nah, Bruce is a man to not be messed with, Natasha's just a slut

[@gigatrooper5098]

@@totallynotme8153 other way

[@aRandomwacko]

**CRASHES THROUGH LE'WALL** IS THAT A FLOCKING RANGO REFFERENCE!?

[@BlackTemplar618]

I'mma steal your water. Oh fuck. It's gone. Oh hey look. A large water jug.

[@copkhan007]

24 hours ??? Oh My Lord, Bruce Lasted 23 hours and 55 minutes longer then i do, im working on it Bruce, you are my inspiration.

[@darksavageyt4235]

This made my day lol

[@kms4075]

Lmao, keep on at it boy.

[@anondeilvers91]

practice makes perfect my dude

[@zerosu1862]

Oh my lord he's my hero

[@thedopeypotato]

Plz, become a virgin.

[@ΧειμερινήΔυσλειτουργία]

They actually gave names to mantises?

[@andrewchen1853]

I would

[@tacocat_6376]

your parents gave u a name

[@jasperasis5209]

taCocat_63 7 ...and you take it on...

[@SAMMIsLIFE]

Why not

[@ERrnesST]

taCocat_64 7 I wasn't given a name until I survived the wilderness on my own for a year after I turned 7. After I came back I quickly learned of the internet and have never left my room since.

[@rigobertomcfarlane1781]

my boy made it out

[@nikki51964]

So glad you saved him but boy she was pissed!

[@zarzamora9240]

@memnok magee That is so machista hahaha

[@Ncraft2]

@memnok magee Exactly women never understands a man they think we dont feel what they feel.

[@Ncraft2]

@sos sos Pretty sure no one above is sad

[@Ncraft2]

@sos sos Of waht?

[@Ncraft2]

@sos sos You asked me why you are pissed? How would I know?

[@RobespierreChelsea]

If she's busy with cricket, hit that wicket!

[@loud9965]

Gillette Razor lmao

[@lfinch150]

Your dirty birdy

[@kaylakay7779]

Lol 😅

[@MiniNinja258]

🙈

[@gabriellejackson6327]

Lmao

[@jessemorales1099]

Shout-out to my man Bruce. He hit that and survived. No other male mantis in that zoo had that luck.

[@wolfiewolfdufrane]

His homies had his back 😎

[@Mr121]

That naughty Natasha. He buggered her for 24 hours... what a stud!

[@eduaguirre5482]

Yet humans average like a minute on a good day 🤣😂

[@raulhero3267]

yea he smashed a big fucking hoe

[@alikazerani]

What Bruce did here ain't called "buggering", my friend. He has much better aim than that.

[@terrorfire8505]

@Dami fucked to death lmao

[@chrismc410]

Probably why he lived. He left her quite satisfied.

[@stealthblu84]

0:45 "This is Bruce...the zoo's last hope." Even the music was on point.

[@fabianschafer9311]

What? Natasha "Romanov" and Bruce "Banner"? ^^

[@Malsavahara]

i9fasc7 PP im suprised this isnt pinned yet

[@lethalkingloyalty438plays9]

No Bruce Wayne BATMANTIS

[@skipper7316]

i9fasc7 PP just fucking kill me already

[@synzap]

Good one.

[@FallTigerKisa]

I am SO glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought that

[@blast1516]

He lasted for 24 hours I can barely last for 24 seconds

[@jack_is_sloth4402]

😢

[@purplecat0000]

noob

[@gabriellejackson6327]

Oh fred. It's only natural lol

[@H8-IZ-G8]

Lol sounds like u a late bloomer I remember my first cochie

[@AtMr8MinutesIsReal]

Damn I can last 24.1 seconds 😎

[@feraljim]

Bruce survived because he prayed a lot before her met her.

[@Jjeywyd]

feraljim IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣

[@sylviafalls3719]

Sadly the zoo already conformed that bruce is an atheist

[@andrerushawn6102]

Oh you

[@bobbyjamabo3296]

Fam 🤣

[@armanibiggs3403]

Female Mantis: I Love u Male Mantis: I Love U to Female: Ｓｏ ＹＯＵ ＨＡＶＥ ＣＨＯＳＥＮ ＤＥＡＴＨ

[@patrickdolan6784]

Yummy Yummy feed my tummy

[@Ari-ne2yb]

"I love your body" "Oh how sweet

[@kaminarichrich6597]

"Natasha has eaten every other male in the zoo," *"except from one"* *dramatic music* *bruce entered the chat*

[@thedude9024]

I can imagine Bruce with a sambrero and a moustache

[@theonlyjl17]

Ste Fan, lmao, lights a cigarette

[@A-ROD-oe8wl]

@@thedude9024 pulls out a Modelo after lol

[@bwoltje1989]

I dump a bag of males on her

[@zenalitytdsc8428]

"Every OTHER male" lol

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

3:49 Bruce: NOOO! I said I'd *die* for her! 😭

[@simeonl5149]

Baby mantis:Mommy,where's daddy? Female mantis:I ate him

[@kaylakay7779]

Lmboo 🤣🤣

[@piznup775]

Ony 2 male replies

[@adityarajasekar5138]

Baby Mantis: Oh...

[@erickxrubio7246]

@@melanief4115 😨........nope (jumps out Window)

[@joshuacalixto5559]

@@melanief4115 oh hell no 🏃

[@jericaaynegilbuena1721]

Man mantis: * "so no head?"

[@ajusino2324]

Litteraliy

[@lulkyoto4577]

1 2 u jus salty

[@jvbenten2]

Niice

[@Tmid.]

Lol man mantis

[@mujakkirisamiah]

Grab and smash then run like flash

[@katarinavidakovic1373]

Lmao

[@adityarajasekar5138]

Wtf? 😑😅

[@theblackbaron4119]

It's called smash and dash. Copulate then evacuate. Pump and dump.

[@manel1378]

muj - That’s a new one

[@MiniNinja258]

🙈 (containing laughter)

[@strangesfm]

isnt this considered porn?

[@mrgears3045]

Strange Productions SFM no

[@sixomula]

Dino King yes it's basically filmed sex

[@paulmackenan6043]

Strange SFM only if it gets you sexually aroused. Then it's porn

[@aleexwh]

Paul Mackenan But I am getting aroused.

[@icaruskid2003]

Humans are animals Just because it doesn't arouse you, doesn't mean it's not porn I am not sexually aroused by child pornography, but that doesn't mean it's not porn, because it is classified as such.

[@GamingXPOfficial]

Number one rule dont spoon

[@oofboyee1291]

Gaming XP how to spoon?????

[@shaggypulpo6562]

Bruce: gets on Natasha's back Natasha: what are you doing? Bruce: male dominance

[@jonalynmisalang9447]

Not to sound... Sexist(?) But I think he deserves being on top, with all of the male animals being treated like dirt. I mean, before, men used to treat women as dirt before the girls began becoming more independent so this is balance

[@infinitesimotel]

@@jonalynmisalang9447 That is complete nonsense.

[@jonalynmisalang9447]

@@infinitesimotel I know, I'm terrible. I'll delete it Edit: Forgot to say sorry. So, sorry

[@SleepingSounds425]

He’s beauty He’s grace He be smashing for the race

[@lt3457]

this comment section, gold

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

Facilitate her prostrate.

[@mrsgraceestores]

No one plz dont ruin the 19

[@mrsgraceestores]

I mean 69

[@1lamouna]

@@mrsgraceestores Too late

[@xaniac2429]

Damn.. Bruce is my kind of guy! Laid back and doesn't talk that much, would be nice to grab a drink with this fellow!

[@jimmybaldwin737]

Xaniac omg. You just made me laugh so hard. Brilliant comment

[@xaniac2429]

@@jimmybaldwin737 thank you!

[@Snyde91]

My name's Bruce and I fit that description. But I stopped drinking, I'm afraid.

[@xaniac2429]

@@Snyde91 darn

[@Snyde91]

I suppose I could make an exception for you and have a few pints of beer.

[@robinwiggie]

i had 2 ghost mantises, i thought they where both male, i even tried counting the segments so i was pretty sure. until the last mold of 1 mantis i noticed he had female parts, and before the ugly truth hit me the next day, i was already to late. when i checked on the mantises the female was eating the male. i just had to sit and stare at my pet mantis that i raised getting eaten by his supposed friend. she started in the middle and lierally bend him in half and then snapped him off. his head was just laying there in my terrarium. It was pretty painfull.

[@gin9561]

You should’ve avenged him

[@billyjoe8185]

Rip my man

[@tegamingother]

What a woman... 😵‍💫

[@Lichenroc]

She's a man eater alright.

[@josem588]

@@tegamingother apparently humans are the only species that has consensual sex

[@psk5896]

He protec He attac He mated And most importantly He is not snac

[@toppy7063]

He protecc He attac He escape to be a snac But most importantly he release his ball sacc

[@SirLouSkunt]

Backpack BOI He protecc He attacc But most in importantly He hit it from the bacc Without being snacc

[@empr0digy]

Baby mantis: Where's my dad? Mom mantis: Somewhere...he's the first to ever escape Baby mantis:Escape from...what? Mom mantis: Escape from me biting his head off Baby mantis: what? Mom mantis: what?

[@kuldeepsahoo1717]

You are a dreamer 👍🏻😂

[@koetekage2802]

@1 2 someone is salty...

[@muyiwaogunmefun4664]

Demise funny Af😂😂😂😂😂

[@almapenada8528]

actually they usually eat the males alive, while they're busy mating. male mantises can keeping mating without their heads, so.....

[@CromieCrusader]

when the child support comes in

[@senranrosemaiden]

Indeed

[@eyezwideopen7590]

Same nature. Male utility and disposability.

[@fendergibson2615]

Bruce: "Can't you see that i'm holding on so that I can fulfill my purpose? You humans just don't understand nature!" 😂

[@dusanninic9572]

😂😂😂😂

[@souldude151]

Escape? The mantis showed no desire to escape at all.

[@crystalangelasmith2962]

yeah he wanted to keep going at it even longer XD

[@scranbob123]

They've actually evolved to be okay with the females eating them because it gives the male's chance at passing on his genes a boost (if the female is well nourished, even by male mantis, then she has a better chance of producing viable eggs)

[@martink4980]

El Bottoo says the armchair critic with little biology knowledge

[@martink4980]

El Bottoo and we are supposed 2 listen to u, right. mr el bottoo seller of curtains of the local neihboorhood.. the fuck are u.

[@scranbob123]

I see how you could assume some scientific fact has become fallacy after many years of change and better understanding, but unless you have counter evidence that holds as much weight as currently believed information on mantis behavior, then the current knowledge stands as fact

[@mushroomhead3619]

Darling what's for dinner? Wife: You.

[@spooky_4624]

Mushroom Head Natasha be tryna hit that Uno Reversal Card

[@ipotatosenpai7002]

Lmao

[@E1zzzZ]

Male: Oh ho ho let’s go into the bed! 😍 Female: *bites off leg* Male: *AH EY DEFUQUDOING*

[@Wickedkitty-kn2eo]

Mantis logic - Life a virgin, Die a man..

[@TheDragon-v7d]

@MrGreyjeep it does

[@Paredinho1]

@MrGreyjeep Jesus never exist.

[@Paredinho1]

@MrGreyjeep Prove he exist in some time of the history without using the bible.

[@dogwater5499]

@@Paredinho1 it's been proven that jesus is real. It's never been proven what hes has done is real

[@stravinskytheterrible8072]

Epis response some say Paredinho1 is still looking for proof

[@jimmythefish2300]

N: Oh, your approaching me? Instead of running away, you are approaching me? B: I cant mate you without getting closer N: then come as close as you like

[@Roberta_Trevino]

He prottec He attac But more importantly, He doesn't become after sex snac

[@aminesheik1926]

Roberta Trevino I’m dead

[@Thorin632]

Roberta Trevino 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥👍

[@bxtchpudding8074]

Lmfao i hate these but that was funny😂😂

[@lakendulaney04]

eww ur sick in the head

[@thebrandonrobert5693]

He protec He attac But more importantly, *OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST*

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

“And lives to fight another day” More like, “and lives to f***k another day”😂

[@bambam5460]

Fionnbarr Casey right

[@overcookedwater1947]

Unoriginal

[@zona9899]

Chris P Bacon your username is u original 😂

[@overcookedwater1947]

@Ivan Schlotzky that's true

[@keithenlloydjr2318]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@anonymoushacker8267]

3:56 more like “and lives to f**k another day”

[@yosiaplays6040]

Anonymous Hacker lol

[@shawfawcett-white6283]

I was scrolling to see if anyone else said this

[@ryatt9365]

1:45 Bruce over here clapping cheeks. 😂

[@redtsun67]

Mission control this is bruce, operation is a success. "copy that bruce, you better get out of there" *negative mission control, too dangerous. Gonna need an evac*

[@johnchukwudum673]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@johnchukwudum673]

Bruce in not getting any reinforcements

[@chrismc410]

Hot LZ. Need Extraction and expedite

[@CryptoAmyUSA]

😂😂😂

[@bruh7196]

Some of the comments are including really funny and clever jokes This is rare for youtube

[@feitraspace4801]

özgür uras akkoyun yes people can get over 1k likes for repeating a line

[@debshreebasu8137]

özgür uras akkoyun trust me. this is not rare

[@phytealia117]

People are only good at making innopropriate jokes

[@four2773]

you must be viewing the wrong channels then

[@deadaccount3859]

All i just see are people and their comments doing whatever they're prayers are saying to the mantis

[@mthemaxim5703]

Natasha: COME BACK HERE!!!!!!! Bruce: see ya :)

[@leozanna2861]

M Mikix Maximus "If he won't take care of my children, who will?"

[@ryann7466]

M Mikix Maximus oh shut Natasha did not want Bruce to stop XD

[@rgygduysdgyuygsduysd]

Probably her sexual climax is eating Bruce's head.

[@balto2455]

she protecc she attacc but most importantly... she wants her snack bacc

[@yellowsoy2475]

Bruce: I like big butts and I can not lie. Helllllooooo how you doin? Natasha: (eating cricket) Bruce: Not a talker huh? That's ok I shall just hop up here. Give ya nice little shiatsu massage, deliver my little package then be on my way. 24 hours later Bruce: Oi vey that was good. Hey you want to know my secret identity? Natasha: No but I know what your new identity is going to be Human tries to pick up Bruce Natasha: Oi WTF get off bitch. Human rescues Bruce Bruce: I'M BATMANTIS

[@expiredcerebrum4889]

The fuck did I just read? XD

[@yellowsoy2475]

Rose Violet An EPIC tale of adventure, drama and bug porn with overused 90's references and internet memes.

[@embyrlynmartinez9556]

😂

[@alexisrodriguez1711]

" Oi vey" lmao

[@Jessica-kn3qn]

YellowSOY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@James-zq7md]

I just realized my wife is actually a mantis and I am a dead man walking...

[@4vendetta1]

And he wasn't heard from again

[@jaybanks2709]

haha good one

[@volvoc3062]

Hello, are you alive?

[@volvoc3062]

@J Style Rest in peace to a fallen soldier

[@boogie7972]

ok boomer

[@Jazzmeister]

This sounds like an avengers reference “Natasha” and “Bruce”

[@youdontknowme6079]

Lol

[@mrstarnation4171]

Fun fact: Black Widows eat their mates after sex

[@Svetlana-zk1kw]

Brutasha

[@mrstarnation4171]

@@hisashi-reisaberhagen-shak6203 having a snack during sex. One of natures beauties

[@BLKBRDSR71]

When humans mate: Gotta pull out to avoid child support Male mantis mate: This is where my life ends, and my legacy begins... 24 hrs later: Human saves male with tweezers Male mantis: F*CK MY LEGACY!

[@Svetlana-zk1kw]

*laughs*amazing comment!

[@lapu2407]

This is a case where something is actually underrated

[@JoeIIama]

“He May be short in stature, but the male mantis is surprisingly long on stamina” okay I see what you did there narrator... it’s ON...

[@meekmeads]

Bruce may have escaped being a snack, but Family Court will make Bruce pay that child support and alimony.

[@ethnicleanserberg7975]

@james calderon no body told you to reproduce nigga. You could have easily smashed with out having children. RIP

[@prot07ype87]

@@ethnicleanserberg7975 Victim-blaming.

[@ethnicleanserberg7975]

@@prot07ype87 well mate, if you intentionally kept your door open at night you should expect getting robbed, it's not entirely your fault, but you shouldn't bitch about it

[@mariananda5733]

@james calderon You love your kids?

[@jyavant]

1 day of love-making. Goddamn.

[@nathannelson6843]

Mantids are such beautiful and unique creatures. I love to find them in the summer and fall.

[@soul6733]

Came for culture. Stayed for comments.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

Culture? You mean watching mantids mate?

[@crustydoodlesack9117]

I wish I could last 24 hours

[@benjaminrowell]

Crusty Doodlesack 😂😂😂

[@IivingdeadgirIl]

I can :3

[@kuraes]

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ItzMoonPie The cat ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Bitch i bet you can't last 30 seconds shut the fuck up.

[@jaunlopez4547]

Crusty Doodlesack same

[@dragonboimmdvideos]

Hi I'm Phil lmaoooo

[@imanolsaldana9187]

0:40 LAST MAN STANDING

[@daniel-9120]

Imanol Saldana Complete the mission

[@freshlysaltedfishing8500]

Bruce was like "hell no I need round 2!".

[@Deo387]

SHES A MAN EATER!

[@vandagylon2885]

deo387 Oh-ohh, here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

[@hexmaniacgabby5160]

deo387 Thanks, now that song is going to proceed to play in my head for the rest of the week.

[@vandagylon2885]

Hex Maniac Gabby No problem

[@imsentinelprime9279]

deo387 ?!?!?!?!?!

[@Ronldbx6]

Dat reference 😊

[@cruddyclips5915]

the reason he tapped her on the back is because he so small he cant connect his abdomen to hers. so he taps her requesting that she moves her abdomen to the right so he can reach her. also sexual canniblism is rare with that species so he would've been fine especially if you fed her allot.

[@cruddyclips5915]

haha lol true

[@cruddyclips5915]

Feli Kun was she a Mantis or a girl cuz they both do that 😂

[@yummyflakes8510]

Not really. Remember that the other male mantes were already eaten by that one female mantis. So, the odds are clearly against him. He clearly needed human intervention to survive.

[@edbassmasterplaylists4169]

Phantom Shinobi so its complete click bait

[@chartdafart5787]

Phantom Shinobi no that’s wrong. Completely canibalism is very common in these sp and also the tapping is to calm.

[@diegoooaya]

My man Bruce getting some

[@adityarajasekar5138]

He knows the motto called HAKUNA MATATA

[@odallard]

Bruce: (Is thirsty) Natasha: (Is hungry)

[@larkunique4932]

Instead of becoming Dinner, Bruce became the first winner

[@anirbanbhattacharya9185]

Bruce Banner Natasha Romanoff. Fitting analogy.

[@infinitedeathloop5517]

But the irony in the naming

[@Svetlana-zk1kw]

I agree man

[@pastlink98]

Video was very informative. And the girl with the glasses, very cute and even cuter smile. She seemed very passionate about the mantis and their mating ritual.

[@Warlord-dc5un]

Luis Garza agreed she is CUTE

[@kaigrote8630]

How to seem really creepy

[@muhammadazrilbinalimi5062]

Luis Garza her name pleaseeee

[@walexia]

just try getting on her back...

[@bryantrojasx69]

Bitch was hot af

[@BleakInk]

meanwhile for humans, being married increases a dude's expected lifespan

[@jonathanlavis7447]

U sure aboutthT

[@ds1011]

@@jonathanlavis7447 yea

[@jefv2882]

All other male mantis die from snu snu.😂😂🤣

[@kadaleyes]

OMG I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@13syt]

Futurama :D

[@harun2486]

Kids... Be like Bruce.

[@danielcabrera8671]

Wolfsberg ok👌

[@TB__-]

Boink your date then relocate.

[@DonPeyote420]

What's interesting is that Bruce didn't seem like he wanted to let go either, even though he's facing almost certain death - his nature requires him to stay there until the female's gonna snatch at him

[@SaintDre7]

Wow theyre like real life women.

[@bt4308]

women eat the men's money

[@brahms3390]

little insurance money and some hawt sauce 5 stars

[@SadEyes1412]

SaintDre7 lol

[@utopia2134]

Child support

[@mstayup688]

EpicGameGalHD even the szechuan sauce?

[@Vince0509.]

Hit and Run

[@HeLow005]

more like rape and escape

[@kawaiipanda6850]

Vince 0509 Shoot and Scoot.

[@spoopaconhojitas3829]

Smash & Dash

[@deadpooljr13]

damn bruce must have been really backed up.

[@TheBiakko]

“They have been mating continuously for the last 24 hours”... I wouldn’t mind dying after that.

[@carltonfromupstairs6023]

Bruce was loosening them ankles n still lived!! Shidd #Belikebruce!

[@TheXWOLFProduction]

Awww, Bruce stayed with her even after mating. He didn't look like he wanted to escape!

[@sydn2698]

X-RAPTORR He was suicidal

[@gumdoll8704]

lol

[@HeLow005]

this made my day

[@wahahah]

Bruce: Doesn't matter, can has sex. Me Likely!

[@TheDustyFairyyy]

X-RAPTORR no sudden movements if he moved she would have tried to snatch him 🤣

[@DM-uz7lf]

Stamina ladies.....Its all about the stamina XD

[@ioannispolemarkhos7364]

And then Bruce joins the MGTOW movement- Mantis Going Their Own Way

[@WarioWorld2000]

more like Mantis Going To Own Whores

[@travisbickle4360]

Mantis getting Triggered by woman

[@AWDfreak]

Criminally-underrated comment

[@zkyvn_6371]

Don't mind me just putting a bookmark here, so I can come back, and read these funny comments 😂💀💀

[@AnNguyen-mv5jt]

zkyvn _ Wait how do you marked a video?

[@zkyvn_6371]

An Nguyen No, the comment is left as a reminder, or can make a list, and add the video.

[@kingkong4720]

Same here...

[@IonicSuperNova]

Same

[@jamazur10]

0:27 'Doing the Deed...but there's no Head'

[@tavoncharles416]

Natasha didnt want Bruce to go no where. He was taming that mantis booty... She was mad the zoo keeper took her boy toy away.. lol

[@kawaiipanda6850]

Tavon Charles She was mad she didn’t get to take a bite out of him...literally.

[@tavoncharles416]

Kawaii Panda she had all the time in the world and she missed her chance.. i mean doing it for that long.. she was liking it

[@masspwnagedGames]

Dude they kill and eat the males no matter what. it takes forever normally anyways

[@DShun35]

Bruce representing for the short kings 🔥🔥

[@mike-eo3jt]

BRUCE IS SO CUTE

[@cmack6385]

Catz Craz-E ikr

[@necros3179]

Bruce is the true macho lol

[@alexmoreno9074]

I’m the human equivalent of Bruce! Too short for girls....the only difference is that he gets to smash!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[@XINNOSINN]

Don't worry Alex... You'll smash one day.

[@danielleliwag1936]

sad nigga hours

[@nathanb5579]

You just need to find a short girl. There's lots of them. Also, have more confidence to make up for being a smol guy. Chicks dig a confident guy. You can fake it until its real.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@danielleliwag1936 lol

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@nathanb5579 short girls want 6 feet tall boys

[@vidascupcakes]

Yeah Bruce knows good foreplay. A good back massage. Lol.

[@alialsaadi1449]

Yeah lol 😅