Man Falls In Love W/ Creature On Mysterious Island

Movie: ColdSkin 2017
A young adventurer travels to a distant island to become a weather observer. Upon arrival, he discovers that the island is home to mysterious and playful creatures. As he takes on his new role, he must ensure the safety of the watchtower and learn to coexist with the island's unique inhabitants.
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[@gibran6190]

The person who thought this up should be investigated lmao

[@gaelgriffith8175]

90 procent of movie writers should be investigated tbh

[@ZeusTheGod-mc9pv]

Fr doe

[@lungeloxaba4859]

Immediately

[@utuut2935]

When you can't do something in real life, make it into a fiction

[@gibran6190]

@@utuut2935 *god has left the country*

[@suspectxxxl2980]

"But Gruner refuses" Gruner: *Literally tossing shit on bro*

[@Lil_Thick]

LMFAO I was literally thinking the same thing

[@hotboy1320]

Kml i was like they are turds bro

[@foreverinchrist6198]

Jesus is real and loves you he died so that your sins can be forgiven and if you believe in him and turn from your sins you will have eternal life there is hope beyond death have a blessed day😇

[@aswing2706]

​@@foreverinchrist6198 Jai sree Ram

[@_MrTrue]

Did bro throw shit on bro lowkey bro ong bro no cap bro ong fanum tax fr rizz lowkey no cap ong fr?

[@arnoldrudd2950]

Imagine the Sea creature King continuously sending armies of sea creatures only to be defeated by two guys with long beards and limited supplies.

[@davidmarsh7933]

It'd probably get turned into a viking tale

[@te9591]

Lol, it must be in the beards?

[@antonthescreen]

I see their King follows the tactics of one Zapp Brannigan.

[@LongDudez]

Hahahahhahahaha XDD

[@NaNa-kj2gw]

their king is spongebob square pants

[@tiffanydegoya]

I remember when this movie came out and I finally saw it, I was traumatized by the scene of the guy sleeping with the creature 😵‍💫. I wouldn’t have had a problem if the creature was more intelligent and adult (mostly all of us have seen movies with aliens and humans having relationships -> Star Wars,Star Trek). It was the fact of the creature seeming to be so childlike and childish that deeply disturbed me.

[@williamdawkins558]

lol

[@the4cqueen148]

What's the name of the movie?

[@tiffanydegoya]

@@the4cqueen148 COLD SKIN

[@faristasairuv5143]

Well Gruber did say he rescued her as a child only a few years ago, so she’s probably still a child.

[@thatvalensteingirl]

Alien/human relationships in sci-fi like Star Wars/Star Trek tend to be consensual, not "I kidnapped this alien as a kid and now it's my pet slave"

[@legacytrails5902]

Homie was really out here clapping some Fussy Edit: Great minds think alike my fellow degenerates

[@kiddragon11]

This comment made my day

[@sheluvcayman]

maaane🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

[@imakemusicplaylists9399]

I was your 100th thumbs up, be grateful

[@anywaysss9290]

I-💀😂😭

[@Anabanana527]

Tropical fussy

[@ELP1125]

Isn't it convenient how aliens are ALWAYS sexually compatible with humans in these sci-fi movies. People got a lot of weird fantasies in Hollywood

[@HumanB312]

It is a form of mermaid. They are old monsters that go back to the age of gods.

[@HumanB312]

This was based of a book

[@69Kazeshini]

the could also be a weird offshoot of homo sapiens

[@dream8870]

ah the human mind will always find things to relate to itself, but not all aliens in movies are sexually compatible like for instance the aliens in war of the worlds those things aren’t compatible not even comparable besides their facial structure

[@kazekagekid]

it doesn’t have to be compatible since we didn’t see grooner give her children, tbh, he could have done the same thing to a leather couch

[@harrys4576]

“In the future we will have flying cars” The future:

[@LKB0]

A movie about raping fish, yup.

[@fbi5100]

@@LKB0 truly thoughtful and considerate my friend

[@thatkidwiththemachines6229]

666 likes

[@ynigo8923]

1000th like >:))

[@AbuAlKarsh]

lmao

[@BrianLockett]

Not sure why folks are calling this a Hollywood film. It's a French-Spanish film, based on a Spaniard writer's novel. It's not a Hollywood film. Not all films on Earth are Hollywood, folks.

[@jeremiahsymonette4781]

Anyone else curious how they still have ammo

[@Nature-556]

Cus they said it they only need to shoot one of them and they will stop attacking

[@ifogzz7260]

@@Nature-556 nah did u see how many they were shooting

[@H0DAX1]

@@Nature-556 Dude they shot like 80 bullets in a single night wdym

[@InternalxHD]

@@Nature-556 did u even watch the video ?

[@three7142]

The sea lady makes ammo from her coochie duh

[@blackmilkjizz2643]

No but like humans will literally mate with anything breathing. No wait...they'd even mate with the dead 😭

[@TheShooterlol]

Look up penguins mating.

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

😂

[@platinumgames1314]

the power of horny compels us no bonk o horny jail shall contain us

[@PsychoBatcave]

men*

[@jorelletaylor5408]

Old European men travel to Philippines to visit animal brothels and sadly to hurt children! I wish death on such wicked ones!!!

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"What's for dinner tonight?" "Stuffed fish."

[@ReadTheBible001]

Same guy or did you change your pfp

[@AlexCS2]

@@ReadTheBible001 it’s diff acc

[@justalegendfindingmemes8758]

cool

[@InternalxHD]

@@ReadTheBible001 fake mustache guy looking for clout

[@xipylol]

this one has a mustashe so its not him

[@dukemeisterr7084]

"But Gruner refuses" shows gruner throwing a bucket of shit and piss over him

[@rollmops3113]

Lol

[@EmmanuelRodriguez-qv5nx]

Makes you think how many sailors/ fisherman have gotten delusional after being stranded or at least for me that’s what came to mind.

[@Mumscup]

@@frankammirati3385 Nessie is like true love , everyone claimed to have seen it but no one can find it …♥️☮️🍀

[@Rihoz_]

@@frankammirati3385 shhhh before they find you

[@justalegendfindingmemes8758]

the biggest mystery is what are humans

[@mcsroom8930]

@@frankammirati3385 ''even with today’s technology there is still very little known about the earth ocean'' that's soo wrong most of the ocean is explored what we haven't explored is just empty ocean floor and caves that are mostly empty

[@jakelawliet3584]

@@mcsroom8930 then why is the percentage of explored ocean extremely small.....

[@yeraycatalangaspar195]

For those not knowing, its a Catalan book, called La Pell Freda (The cold skin being the best translation). Aneris, the name he gives to the fish girls, its the catalan way to call mermaids, Sirena, but backwards.

[@TheJoeyboots]

Wooo thanks 🙏

[@rrs_13]

isnt sirena the same in castillan thou?

[@oremfrien]

@@rrs_13 Yes. Catalan is very similar to Castillian. Pell Freda, though would be Piel Fria

[@cautarepvp2079]

sirana?

[@rrs_13]

@@oremfrien I know castillan and and enough of català to understand it, I was just a bit puzzled because the way you said it, it seemed to imply that only catalunians called mermaids as sirena (and thus castillan had another name for it). But I get it wasn't the case. moltes gràcies :)

[@oakleaves3605]

Imagine having safe hours during the day just to play chess in attack hours

[@chickenphfantom]

Lol

[@WeAsOneRise]

Its like the movie light house

[@ARKSURVIVOR879]

Here before 1k likes

[@hiddenwithinedgarmodenocap3558]

That's what we did during dial up for chess games . Practice all day. When your moms in the shower, log on and play for your life before your momma gets out the shower

[@mikemace3379]

Whats the movie called

[@danstheman33]

These mermaid people sent hundreds of their people fighting to the death in repeated attempts to rescue a single slave. Quite noble of them.

[@LuxuryBeautyPro]

I think she was their Queen. He took her as a baby, she most likely was a princess at the time. Most of the pack were men.

[@Uniquescout]

"He stretches in preparation of a long day of doing Nothing" ☝️That's so fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@jesuslovesyou1]

Kkkk

[@tally3018]

I like your name! What language is it?

[@NobleOsinachi]

@@tally3018 That'd be Yoruba

[@tally3018]

@@NobleOsinachi Yoruba.... Senegal? (sorry I am ignorant)

[@kanzosurasshu4007]

@@tally3018 Nigeria

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

The island isn't monster plagued unless you count grunner. They were merely wanting their female back because she was part of their species. They likely also understood how badly she was being treated and apparently was their leader or a daughter of their leaders.

[@kdior777]

If that's the case, then why were they attacking Frien at the beginning?

[@aesinam]

@@kdior777 if they disliked Gruner then it stands to reason and is more likely that they would dislike others who look like him. It's natural

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

@@kdior777 I mean let's say you encountered them in reverse. You're the alien creature and they come take your daughter or leaders daughter or your next leader or just a child of your kind in general. Regardless of the fact one of them saved her they now keep her as a sex slave and killed anyone who tried to get her back. Then as the icing on the cake after one of them shows he's friendly and wants to communicate the other one murders a child in front of all of you for absolutely no reason other than he's crazy and hostile. They had no reason to trust friend because grunner is all they ever have known and he's not set the best example of trust. They eventually learned to trust him entirely due to the female and his interactions.

[@kdior777]

@@grimsgraveyard3598 you're right. I thought about it, right after I posted it. Friend was perceived as the enemy from their 1st encounter. They are creatures that think. He was in a house and it was go time...

[@robertwright1410]

The girl went home all the time so why would they be coming up to get her? They also attack friend in the house when the girl toad is in the light house and Grunner says they killed the guy on the boat who was leaving a ship wreck. I don't know why their attacking but it doesn't seem to be to save girl creature. It may be because they use the land they're on or maybe the female creatures can choose who they want to be with and the rest of her species disagrees so instead of forcing her back they are trying to just remove the variable. Overall Grunner saved her when she was a kid and he's only been on the island for a year when friend gets there. So the girl creature has aged less than a year by the time friend arrives. I don't know how these creatures age but by human standards molestation.

[@rycs16]

I like how they show how few bullets they have, then they proceed to spend months just popping shots off like there is no limit to their ammo...

[@johnmethvin9066]

That's the sign of a good movie.

[@gordiaugustin4062]

As a military veteran, it just grinds me to no end when I see this b.s. in movies. Ammo supply is crucial for survival in the military and they just piss over reality with no guilt. Same goes for the pistol with unlimited rounds but a 15 clip mag.. grrrrr

[@adambarnsdale2784]

someone said its a good read but id probably shut it off beofre it ended, casue really? do we need to know the ending they atttack everynight but the only changes is his long hair. why? but if it made money. good but this shit makes you dumber trying to figure out somehting that has no answer.

[@drewmyers3916]

@@gordiaugustin4062 its a movie about some dudes tag teaming a fish. If you take it seriously then i question why they allowed you to join the military.

[@happyjohn354]

@@gordiaugustin4062 To be fair when you use bolt actions ammo last longer than you would feel it would as you need to make every shot count... Plus a 5000 round crate while heavy is much smaller than one would think. I could assume they have maybe half that... Heck back then it was common to buy 700+ round cans of ammo as its cheaper in bulk.

[@icybuuchannel]

“the naked man doing the stretch as preparation for a long day of doing nothing” LOL 😂

[@jon2026]

😆 Relatable.

[@danielmontgomery613]

As a marine I’m like “how much ammo do they have?!?!?”

[@jimboh6964]

Infinity and beyond

[@prometheus_78]

What he said👆

[@mistergengar1293]

They must be firing salt cuz they're surrounded by it

[@brapa1190]

It really sucks when you're a professional about something and a movie or series which is pretty good mess it up

[@jimboh6964]

Wot?

[@gooseharbinger4851]

"They wanted a truce" then just don't go to the light house, she is literally free half the time

[@dustinmaxwell259]

Then he goes nuts because he doesn't have anything to fight. Remember how they avoided the light house for months and it drove him crazy? He wanted them to attack him.

[@cautarepvp2079]

@@dustinmaxwell259 lol

[@markuscriticus8278]

Maybe it'S taht they are all afraid of the dark and she only isn't, cause she was raised by Gruner (till the end, when she teaches them it's no big deal)?

[@poeticalvision]

@@markuscriticus8278 oh I get it... they are retarded

[@tanyarawat9700]

@@poeticalvision 🤣👀🤣

[@DenerWitt]

this man has a weird way of "mastering his own destiny". living in a rock in the middle of the sea killing sea monsters and getting laid with a fish.

[@framework333]

Him, pounding away at Fish-chan: DESTINY!!!😩👐🍑

[@tearex8688]

@@framework333 no please...why

[@jjava.bean5]

*raping and grooming a fish child

[@DenerWitt]

@@jjava.bean5 *also slaving, torturing, assaulting, killing her people, manipulating, etc. If you are gonna ruin the joke put the effort and fill the list

[@ivans.5959]

@@jjava.bean5 joke's on you There aren't any laws that protect fish people

[@Kaminkaese]

"2 guys 1 fish"

[@mohamedyoussef7453]

That's a nasty comment 😂

[@Special_fif]

Lmao

[@mikemaceda3222]

Plot twist: everyday the female creature was secretly laying eggs that would grow up to be the creatures attacking them.

[@jrasiy4048]

nah, they mammals for sure :P

[@fudgenugget2690]

@@jrasiy4048 I mean echidnas and platypus can lay eggs and they are mammals so that doesn't make it entirely impossible.

[@lucasjustice]

And Gruner was the father of them, so he was just slaughtering his children

[@Armendicus]

@@lucasjustice some rick and morty shit.

[@Armendicus]

@@lucasjustice plus she'll come back to repeat with the new gruner.

[@kadeshnelson1740]

I have a feeling that those monster's are Gruner's children😂

[@zahidharrishah]

yeah..they're like compete to snatch the lighthouse throne with theirs damn dad

[@bait5257]

Lmao

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

Lol

[@ManeThingz]

Faxxxx

[@gameclips5771]

movie name ?

[@Forbidden_Chocolate]

this is so cursed, not only is he having sex with a different specie (which is gross in its own right) but also groomed the fish child to be his slave wife. the dude broke so many ethical rules

[@tearex8688]

Yea don't think theres any laws on the treatment of fish creatures...so technocally warcrimes and rape is legal. Unfortunately.

[@nyeguono]

@@tearex8688 yea, that's why OP said 'ethical rules.' Not everything legal is right & something doesn't have to be illegal before its wrong e.g slavery

[@rizwansoomro3275]

well, when men wants sex all it needs is a hole. which one, it does'nt matter

[@Leviathan_Art]

@@rizwansoomro3275 well then nigga should've baked a pie instead.

[@bluedream2493]

@@Leviathan_Art lmao

[@unclecreed2986]

If it weren't for the mermaids this would just be the Lighthouse.

[@SkillBill1000.]

@d R 🤓

[@fishymoomoo1261]

@@dr2599 me when I make assumptions about one's character 🤓🤓

[@capsize3216]

@d R you people 💀

[@DuendeCaughtOnTape]

@d R You're insufferable

[@dumbdead8835]

They really expect me to feel bad for the fish groomer when he dies

[@tealizzz]

Fr he got worse and worse as the movie went on

[@te9591]

Fish groomer?

[@squishy8758]

@@te9591 he was grooming the "fish girl" since infancy. He was manipulating her to be "like a dog", and to be super submissive so he can have hai way with her. Either making her do chores or raping her

[@te9591]

@@squishy8758 oh, that's extra creepy. Wtf.

[@ivxp365]

@Gorillaz troll wtf is wrong with you

[@hazptmedia]

Who else watches these instead of the actual movies?

[@sophiaescareno8410]

Me since I would just get a lot more mad if I watch the whole movie. I hated that guy Gruner and I’m glad he got torn apart like he deserved.

[@tomj1676]

Me but im kind of ashamed because movies deserve to be watched fully. (except the really bad ones)

[@bamsalinas]

Saves us the time

[@albiemini6956]

I'll probably start seeing these instead of movies. Saves time and you still get the story. But if i truly like one of these i'll watch the movie as well. Though i'd prefer the tittle of the movie to be in the tittle of the video as well.

[@simplesimp9664]

Me, I’d honestly hate the movies if I watched them. Watching movie recap shows the good and interesting and “juices” of the movie. And evens helps us understand the meaning. I’ve watched the recap than movie, the movie is almost never as good as the recap. It’s like the recap hypes it up a lot but when you watch the movie you realize how slow it is or how fast it all goes by or how many useless scenes were added just to stretch the movie. Without movie recap I’d hate so many movies

[@Rachelx0]

are we going ignore the fact that Gruner was basically molesting the sea creature?... I mean I know it's a fictional character but it's still vile and disgusting.

[@dk6173]

Ikr Forgetting everything else that was sick and horrific. 🤮

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

The disgusting part to me how this story is from those 2 men perspective and they call the sea creatures monsters, they look more like monsters to me based on their actions

[@tupacshakur4evar943]

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Don't care, they are the foreign and weird savages. We need something to fight. It's the natural order. Without that we would lose purpose.

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

@@tupacshakur4evar943 I mean, I'm pretty sure the sea ppl just wanted to rescue that mermaid? She was captured as a baby by that guy and groomed to be submissive to abuse... Well I can kinda understand his side too, being stuck in that little island alone for years, would mess up any person's head, and he became more primitive and acting on instinct of survival. But still, he did groom and abuse that mermaid girl Like, I agree with you that Human life comes first, and that Humans should be the top dog on the food chain compared to animals. But those creatures arent animals, they looked too Human. It's like if we Humans met an alien humanoid species, I would empathize with them for being like us specially if there intelligent and sentient

[@jazmineworthy2010]

Right

[@elementallobsterx]

This is pretty disturbing actually. Excellent writing.

[@T9K66]

The writing is pretty shit but yea it’s disturbing.

[@thelilabides]

I remember reading the book to this and being like ‘wtf’, when the film came out I was like no thank you, 50 shades of fish.

[@mustanghunts]

Lol…50 Shades of Fish…👍🍻

[@packt7624]

What's da name of the movie

[@nyeguono]

@Aluzky he literally raised her from when she was a baby, ofc she isn't gonna leave. Its called trauma bonding. The same reasons why some ppl can't leaves their abusive ex or husbands who beat them. The way you defending this in several comments makes ut look like u enjoy sick shit like that

[@nyeguono]

@Aluzky What's the difference between being found as a child or a baby?🤣 The point is he found her when she was young. I'm really curious the point u were trying to make here😅 P.S she was FOUND AS A BABY according to the summary There's no mention of him raising her? The summary literally said she varnished but comes back to him since she felt she owed him her life. I guess she was raising herself while living with him huh?💀 The point is they lived together from when she young. And I'm glad you mentioned that she's a wild animal, are u aware wild animals can't consent to sex? Do u know that no consent means abuse?? No where in the movie was she abused? Really? Did we watch the same summary? He literally beat her when she brought starfish & accused her of giving information to her kind I guess that's not abuse but love huh. Can you even hear yourself?🤦🏾 Summary literally says, she's like a dog who won't leave her master no matter how cruel implying that he had been cruel to her & treated her poorly😅 My secret agenda? Over a movie? Pls tell me you trolling, there's no way anyone is this delusional My secret agenda is prolly to exterminate all form of abuse & yours is to live in fantasy land where u can fck animals. You're working so hard to defend this, rest a bit huh

[@packt7624]

@@nyeguono Say Ma RNs I'm with dat cuz some stuff you just don't condone in in no type of way

[@madiaw5553]

To be fair this still many times better than the trench of Europe

[@australium7374]

chance of death is lower presumably

[@robbieaulia6462]

@@australium7374 yeah cus your enemy doesn't have guns and big ass cannons that will obliterate you if they see an atom of you or your outfit

[@exudeku]

@@robbieaulia6462 imagine sleeping in Verdun while the Imperials blasts your eardrums every second

[@VinaX2R]

Yeah and you get to bang a sea creature

[@TTCanadaJapan]

Yeah just imagine being sent to Verdun, that place was a meat grinder

[@cizia69]

Plot twist, these sea-creatures are ancient Hollywood rejects with too much cosmetic work

[@randyranderson690]

Correction: Not enough cosmetic work.

[@cizia69]

@@randyranderson690 Both work

[@it_is_what_it_is269]

They are offspring of Michael Jackson ,he havent died ,he just lives on small island and does "Hee Hee " to the undiscovered fish spiecies with 46 chromosones .

[@erikarodriguez1612]

Jajajajaajajajaj drugs

[@erikarodriguez1612]

@@it_is_what_it_is269 jajajaajajajajaj dont do drugs hee hee

[@shaunbang]

RIP Ray Stevenson, truly did an amazing job in his role in Ahsoka and just a legendary career in general. Just a true shame that we won’t be able see him finish the story of Baylon Skoll.

[@toe2328]

His eyes... They gave the most powerful "Leave me the eff alone"-look; without feeling hammy or tired.

[@mu2thehotness]

He was great in RRR too

[@marovidua5250]

At this point I don’t even watch movies anymore lol

[@narikogabiosa799]

just watched some recapped movies from time to time right? XD ( but there are sometimes some movies that could be good to watch )

[@marovidua5250]

@@narikogabiosa799 yeah I mean it just feels like I don’t even have the attention span to be able to follow a whole movie for 2 hours, maybe I should just go on that island for a bit

[@lemonslice1733]

why spend a hour watching movies if it can be less than 20 mins

[@marovidua5250]

@@lemonslice1733 exactly !

[@bellaancheta5407]

Kinda sad. Movies are art and ppl put everything into these stories. You should appreciate people’s work rather then just watch a video about it.

[@g38ra]

Love it. No distracting narrator face, near monotonic tone (similar to the robot one I originally loved but now with a human touch). It sucked that yt demonetized the TTS content but glad that this one comes really close, 100% subscribed here.

[@Hellernsteit]

Opinion=Valid

[@jackadam01]

They demonitized tts thats a damn shame. Very anti-capitalist of them.

[@MrBanzaiBullet]

Ah that makes sense. I was really confused why I haven't been hearing that voice on the recent vids. Something about it was just so pleasing when watching these vids.

[@adrenalineactivate]

What's wrong with tts?

[@markeye2043]

TTS?

[@AndSoWeLaughed]

Imagine just killing every creature when they’re just answering their lost friends cries for help. She’s saying come get me, this human is nasty. They’d go if you gave her back! She feels indebted but she knows this is some weird and wrong shit. And she was basically RAISED by this man. Weeeeird, that she is basically his daughter, pet and slave and he is fine having a romantic (but seemingly nonconsensual) relationship with all three versions. Humans really piss me off when I see movies like this.

[@Dhfhucudu]

Right? And she feels indebted to him when really her getting caught was the fault of his kind. And nothing about that relationship was romantic 🤮. He was using her for sex.

[@Sashakawaiicat]

@Aluzky... I genuinely think you need to rethink your thought process here and what you're defending. You cannot be aware of the fact that this character has the intelligence of an animal and then defend the man having sex with her. That encompasses so many different things, zoophilia and litteral nonconsensual sex because a creature who is essentially an animal cannot give consent.

[@Sashakawaiicat]

@Aluzky eww... You litterally described this character as being an animal, comparable to a wild cat and less intelligent than a human. Now unless you believe that wild cats can give consent to having sex with a human please stop defending this shit, its kinda creepy.

[@krn91]

@Aluzky ew.

[@PoFFizdaMan]

@Aluzky, your comprehensive defense of this man and elaborate intellectualization to justify behavior that every decent person watching the film would inherently condemn, says more about you and your own degenerate nature than anything related to the film. You're siding with the only actual monster in the whole tragic play. Gruner is a man void of feelings, after he lost his wife, he lost his humanity. He's a broken shell of a man, and spending so much time in isolation drove him insane. His character is the basis for the title of the film. The worst thing in this world is intelligence without compassion, who wounded you to such a degree that you side with villains against an honest reaction of the events portrayed?

[@sethleoric2598]

Honestly this would be a badass videogame, a game like The Forest but you have to guard an outpost or lighthouse every night from monsters.

[@antonioyeats2149]

Bruh 😂 I hadn't thought of that but you're so damn correct

[@theobell2002]

Right, because countless of video games that are like this don't exist..

[@MagpieDynamics]

You might be interested in the horror game No One Lives Under the Lighthouse. It's more of a Lovecraftian cosmic horror story, but it might scratch that itch.

[@milesl6070]

And then after level 3 you get to have sex with a sea creature

[@mosasa1307]

and your reward for each night is going to pound town with your princess in blue.

[@HeyItzZedd]

"is like a dog" the title of this video just got 10x weirder, we officially on some Omni-Man type shit.

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

FrFr😂

[@charliebaker1427]

Lmao i was about to say good comic reference before realizing you ment his debbie comments his his alien cheeck clapping

[@squishy8758]

@@charliebaker1427 yeah ... "I love your mother, but more like a dog"

[@Bombaclaat.]

Ya

[@HeyItzZedd]

@@charliebaker1427 Nolan said Debbie was like a pet, so.... yeah we on some omni man shit.

[@arinevermore]

So this is basically Lighthouse with real sea monsters and less crystal meth dream.

[@CamelliaCorn]

that sums it up

[@alienkatdaddycgs5904]

Yessir

[@vee-bee-a]

And the mermaid is real.

[@electricboogaloo3414]

Why so low? Seriously, The guy stretches naked on the lighthouse. Someone has CLEARLY seen The Lighthouse.

[@AnoRex770]

Literally Lighthouse....

[@danid8178]

"He sees the man do a naked stretch as to prepare for a long day of doing nothing!" 😄😁😆😅🤣😂😀

[@lwazisomtsewu356]

🤣🤣

[@harrisonmurphy9965]

Hello dear 🤣🤣

[@noobantimonitor1014]

😂😂😂🐬🐬🐬

[@chad2293]

I want to know how drunk the writers were when they wrote this.

[@Howluffu]

It's a novel adaptation. "La pell freda" from Albert Sánchez Piñol.

[@gonna_cry]

This was a depressing one. Poor fish .

[@-JustHuman-]

As they can breath air and have breast, I would say they are closer to humans and dolphins, so clearly they are not fish but mammals.

[@hostile_brat2450]

@@-JustHuman- well sayed

[@apolloclawk7408]

@@-JustHuman- soooo can I clap?

[@ziyamalik1666]

@@-JustHuman- raping mammal is still not justified 🤡

[@cottonhairedaesthetic2005]

@@apolloclawk7408 gotta ask for consent first

[@TheZygomaticus1]

This channel is like the Bed time story we didn't know we still need.

[@lookingdolly]

If I watch these before bed I ain't sleeping

[@allyandrew1234]

I literally listened to this to fall asleep last night

[@yoandrireyes1429]

Do u fall asleep hahah I start to watch a video at 11pm and at the end it’s 3am 🤣🤣🤣

[@strlordx2198]

Facts bro. Its awesome tbh

[@foreverinchrist6198]

Jesus is real and loves you he died so that your sins can be forgiven and if you believe in him and turn from your sins you will have eternal life there is hope beyond death have a blessed day😇

[@skydragon8538]

This man is smart at marketing, he makes the title as sexual as possible to get more views, wise thinking 😂😂😂

[@seriousnesstv7902]

They all do this, these guys are doing what foundflex did long ago.

[@iteka_karen]

😂😂😂😂👏

[@prime8nate]

Welcome to KZbin.

[@sulla1537]

Adrian Brody clearly didn’t warn Ray Stevens how sexy time with sci-fi creatures ruins careers.

[@CrazyStoneTiger]

It’s Adrien Brody

[@sulla1537]

@@CrazyStoneTiger “Imagine my embarrassment”

[@elijahmosrae1784]

I watched this movie, I understand what loneliness can do to a man, just didn't expect such a level of horniness.

[@realbigat3]

What's the name of the movie?

[@themightykollector725]

True

[@Remi_Oreo_]

@@realbigat3 the light house.

[@tayybear]

@@Remi_Oreo_ cold skin***

[@zazilgomez7236]

@Alosina Faumui cold skin

[@lonelyronin2428]

"No one leaves Bruner." I think he murdered his wife. And murdered snyone else who tried to leave him.

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

Probably. I pegged him as the villain of the story as soon as I saw the fish people attacking. I mean, there's NO REASON for them to kill themselves like that night after night...unless...he did or is doing something very VERY bad.

[@robertagren9360]

@@DaWhiteWolffie Ants and even humans keep on marching into their own graves like the sea creatures did. It was war against the aliens. The aliens had infinite manpower and Bruner had infinite ammunition. Fatigue took its toll and Bruner forgot why he fought the war. Bruner had always fought the war against the aliens, it was part of life to kill the aliens. Bruner couldn't be alone in his tragedy and dragged others into the spiral of doom. The aliens liked this game just as much and couldn't let Bruner be alone. They knew what would happen but they kept going like obedient ants.

[@szeplakizeta9372]

In Fishalien Island, you don’t leave Bruner, Bruner leaves you.

[@markuscriticus8278]

I would call it Lighthouse meets Shape of Water, but it seems more like just "Lighthouse plus 20% more fish rape ".

[@bigbendasteppa171]

@Aluzky you hear yourself?

[@vegetableautopsy3551]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BlueLikeAnIKEABag]

@Aluzky He found her as a baby and raised her in complete isolation. The power imbalance is off the charts, making it pretty much impossible for her to give real consent

[@BlueLikeAnIKEABag]

@Aluzky Well you can start a criminal investigation in fantasy land, but I highly doubt there will be much evidence to find at the bottom of a shrooms bag

[@BlueLikeAnIKEABag]

@Aluzky You, my friend, live in fantasy land if you believe there is anything redeemable about the relationship in this movie. You’re everywhere in the comments here. Frankly, you sound like you're personally invested in this topic in a way I don’t wish to know about. See a therapist, man.

[@matiasdevaglia4541]

It's a good movie that adapts "The Cold Skin", a novel from 2002. It was made years before "The Lighthouse", but somehow people think it was "inspired" by it.

[@jupiterrising887]

Yeah the original source material was obviously inspired by Shadow Over Innsmouth.

[@MrJreed1000]

I’ve seen this movie on other recaps … and literally nobody mention that pervert was smashing that seal lady

[@tayfattz2272]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

😂

[@pennydreadful5163]

Hormones

[@mjp7671]

@@pennydreadful5163 you leave the creepiest comments

[@Jayariee]

Because it wasn't important to the movie, literally could have been left out and wouldn't have made a difference

[@timothyroberson9498]

I'm honestly believing that this was how Aquaman was created. Gruner is his true pappy

[@aytanaliazarli]

They Had Us In the First Half, not gonna lie🤣

[@blaze031gshine]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hopemwewa7099]

You have to feel for the creature. It makes you understand why aliens in other other movies just kill humans without question. All they wanted is one of theirs. Gruner knew that they well as he knew most of everything on/abt the island but just did not want to give her up. Am just surprised why she didn't find enough energy / strength to kill him b4 even Friend showed up on the island. Ooh wait... That would have ended the movie. My bad.

[@ghostiiiekun6636]

Stockholm’s syndrome

[@amberisrael5589]

Haha lol😂😂😂

[@FlyingShadow11]

friend taking off his shirt, gruner watching. this movie just got wild lmaoo

[@ThePenpachi]

That’s where it got wild for you?

[@Rohanjackson1997]

@@ThePenpachi Lmaooo

[@sheenawilcox8088]

"Thrusting" I've could've lived my whole life not hearing the one sentence. 🙃

[@gordiaugustin4062]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sheenawilcox8088]

@Gautam thanks for your contribution to my demise

[@cupidok2768]

Im confused why he isn not scared to fight using fire on his own but gets scared at the light house

[@RATsnak3]

bad writing

[@slayergaming5616]

@@RATsnak3 so is “isn not” bad writing? He just mistyped

[@RATsnak3]

@@slayergaming5616 I meant the movie

[@slayergaming5616]

@@RATsnak3 that doesn’t make sense

[@tomj1676]

@@slayergaming5616 Writing means the way the story was written, or you could say how it was conceived

[@TyrannoWright]

Nice to see Story Recapped dropping the text-to-speech voice for real narration. Never expected it to happen.

[@Polomance862]

What we can gather, is that these sea creatures were simply aiming to reclaim and avenge the pain of Aneris. They are capable of rational thought; and as Friend began to show kindness to the Toads, they begun to return in kind with lessening attacks. Gruner seemed to have been trapped and never shared in the curious compassion for the toads. He saved one and was subjected to persistent attacks. Finding his only solace in the toad female's company. He did not want to be left alone; as humans are not made to be isolated without another. Before Friend came along; he had nobody to speak or depend on. So his anger, loneliness, and fading memories would consume him. Friend taking over Gruner's position opens new light. He retained compassion, love, and humanity to see the pain and problem before him. He wanted to uphold his duties, and fought purely to survive. But he wanted to see what exactly they desired; and with it begun to discover that these monsters were simply seeking to rescue their own. When Friend created the peace offering; and tried to treat Aneris with respect. He opened the door to a new unity; and revealed the true monster that was Gruner. the man that nigh lost all humanity and sense of self. The island's isolation had created a monster and with what brief clarity; he submitted himself to his punishment. Friend, becoming the new Gruner did not lose his compassion. He upheld his true duties as the Lighthouse Watch. Where the monsters would cease their attacks; and the return of Aneris to the sea was the wrong made right.

[@tytheaniman497]

But why did he stay? He’s just gonna be alone unless Aneris comes back to visit with her people.

[@sarahrobertson634]

That wrong can never be made right.

[@samquill8175]

@@sarahrobertson634 IDK man, Aneris could have left all along.

[@sarahrobertson634]

@@samquill8175 Aneris was brainwashed from a very young age, my not-very-smart friend. Just because somebody can get away with being an abusive pervert, doesn't mean they should. Maybe I should shoot guys like you that say things like that...cuz I'm a really good shot, and why not? I think you might just be a pervert, and I don't like perverts. Run, pervo. I enjoy moving targets.

[@invinsible]

@@samquill8175 that's what i thought. She is running and swimming around during daylight. Why does she stay?? Weird! Well, okay, women in a toxic and violent relationship/marriage also stay. I also never understood that!

[@KingdomReality]

No one seems to be concerned about a human mating with unknown creatures 🤮

[@Dragonflyjones67]

If you seen Splice? I'm very disgusted......

[@WhyIsItRaining]

Humans will have sex with anything when there in isolation its how we work manee 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😭

[@Dhfhucudu]

No one seems to be concerned with the fact that he groomed a baby into his submissive sex slave.

[@WraithLK]

@Aluzky you’re actually disgusting. No consent can be had when one part of the relationship has sub-human level of intelligence.

[@Sungura_Kaiser]

That's kinda why we exist, actually. Cavemen and neanderthals were technically two separate species.

[@bizarreworld2510]

"Every hole's a goal" -Gruner

[@clintlovewinds7525]

I would like this comment but it's at 69 likes rn 👍

[@captainmarvelous1221]

191 likes so far

[@drexelflores9211]

431 likes

[@bananamontana100]

452

[@kurokeme87]

I just made it 454 likes

[@JackDespero]

"He tells him that he is not a murderer" after murdering literally hundreds of humanoid beings.

[@Kulayyu]

It's the cycle of life. Man meets Fish girl - Man plows Fish girl - Fish girl gets knocked up - Fish girl lays eggs in the sea - eggs hatch and quickly grow to Fish son - Fish sons gets teenage angst - Fish sons wants to confront deadbeat dad - Dad does not see family resemblance and shoots the b@stards - Dad starts feeling horny. Then the cycle begins again......

[@angelitomasalta869]

but i dont think its a fish though . more like a mammalian origin like whalessince they have blowholes

[@Kulayyu]

@@angelitomasalta869 Blowholes, yes, yes, quite appropriate too if you know what I mean 😉😆😝.

[@angelitomasalta869]

@@Kulayyu hahahhaha maybe they stick their rod on the blowholes

[@brandonnichols7999]

@@angelitomasalta869 😁😁😁

[@rooftopcat1785]

A whale of tail ya spun there.

[@Shhmoke]

I like how every movie in the world is about mating

[@CUBETechie]

I think I would try it 😊☺️

[@mytariousgaither4707]

Life and death is creation and destruction /mind and sex.Opposite will always exist and attract.

[@Lilliathi]

Spoiler: Life is about mating.

[@sunsetter3796]

Life is and isn't.

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

😂

[@mintkiity]

It’s adorable how she tries to eat the candle 🥺

[@pennydreadful5163]

Would've been better if she shoved it in her hot pocket.

[@pastpaperprocrastinator]

@@pennydreadful5163 wtf!?

[@mickk8519]

No, she was really trying to communicate about what she wanted to do for him 😉

[@Dhfhucudu]

@@mickk8519 Ewww

[@sirbluebeetle2875]

She was taught to lick hot rods, can't blame her.

[@samsonjavati9622]

These two researchers had enough ammunition to start a mini war!!!

[@shellirk2819]

I've seen this movie a couple of times. I wouldn't call being seggxually abused as "mating".

[@impactedlion7056]

What's this movies name?

[@shellirk2819]

@@impactedlion7056 Cold Skin

[@corbinsmith50]

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. God says rape victims must marry their rapists.

[@ab-gail]

@@corbinsmith50 Oh boy unsolicited atheist takes! Tell us more about this Bible you haven’t read!

[@_wayward_494]

@@ab-gail is that an actual bible verse?

[@timothyadams2719]

Watched the movie, and it’s not really about the creature being a mating slave. The creature is a subset of human species that evolved in a pocket ecosystem away from other humans and is more marine based and cold blooded. One man sees her as a slave or a pet (he once refers to her as a dog) and he uses her for many things including healing his wounds and for sex. The other man is afraid of her at first but they form a bond and he starts to see intelligence and emotion from her. By the end, he is respectful of her species and wants a truce with them while the other man just wants to kill her species and subjugate her.

[@quadeevans6484]

@@commiehunter733 holy shit a racist in the wild, rare find these days

[@punygreenman5956]

@@commiehunter733 That's a bit too harsh. It's the circumstances that they find themselves in.

[@leeadder2105]

@@commiehunter733 otherwise known as londonstan

[@roshandawalton8]

🙏🏾 thanks for that

[@hydroxytriptamine3554]

@@commiehunter733 basado

[@shaunbang]

i just noticed one giant plothole. if they shoot and kill all those creatures every damn night then how do all the dead bodies magically disappear?

[@LegendarySkypenis]

I'm guessing they recover their own dead for sea burial.

[@Accobea]

They take them with them

[@LycanWitch]

the logic of the sea creatures is top notch.. throw endless hordes to get killed, and at the end call for a truce, rather than simply, just stop visiting/attacking the lighthouse. Logic 100. Guess they aren't as "civilized" or intelligent as the dude thought.

[@atomskthepirateking2776]

the girl was probably someone really important to them

[@코알라준]

How are they not out of ammo?

[@kontrarien5721]

Because all meteorological expeditions are supplied with thousands of rounds of ammunition, of course.

[@adri-mc5ed]

Ur profile picture!!!

[@코알라준]

@@adri-mc5ed that's my boyfriend☺️

[@ArcangelstAngelista]

its a movie thats why lol

[@peggywhip6934]

"giving her the impression she's different from the others" BOY WHAT??!!!! lmao

[@oizzepizze]

« She’s not like other girls » energy

[@vikinglord11]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[@platinumgames1314]

like communing with the natives

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

@@platinumgames1314 NOTHING BEATING BEING A BRITISH MARINE on some island with non english speaking naIVES

[@PoloLoiTamin]

Jotaro Kujo approves

[@platinumgames1314]

​@@unifiedhorizons2663 there are many universal languages besides english

[@tadmira127dreamuvtadmir2]

💀weirdo

[@johnwallace627]

For those not knowing, its a Catalan book, called La Pell Freda (The cold skin being the best translation). Aneris, the name he gives to the fish girls, its the catalan way to call mermaids, Sirena, but backwards.

[@toe2328]

Have you read the comments here? I'm pretty sure that the most popular read is gaming instructions.

[@camilog777]

Just out of curiosity, any major difference between the book and this movie?

[@daspec]

The plot in one sentence: Lonely man bangs a mermaid while her tribe tries to get her back.

[@Toxic2T]

LOL

[@Leto85]

This is so typical: the man starts his encounter with these species with aggression, yet these species are called monsters.

[@demonic_myst4503]

Thats the point of sobversion in fiction

[@ComicGladiator]

What's it like to loathe your own species? I imagine it's very lonely.

[@maheenm.k1015]

@@ComicGladiator what's it like being in idiot? Humans are an out of control species with to much power that will destroy anything if they're not criticized and made to reflect. We're literally worse than animals if we don't ruthlessly self reflect.

[@JustMeAri]

Yeah, it's how colonization works

[@jujubeanzzz5413]

The white man

[@pepepepegavillage4550]

This reminds me of another lighthouse movie where the man stayed on the island so long in isolation he got paranoid.

[@Straw341]

That's what I thought

[@marka8817]

Lighthouse

[@francaemmanuel03]

Please what is the name of the movie??

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

@@francaemmanuel03 Shutter Island

[@blackgirlonmars_]

@@francaemmanuel03 The Lighthouse (Willem Dafoe & Robert Pattinson)

[@D_Chess]

I randomly ran across this on Netflix a while back and frequently think of it. The surreal isolation, and psychological aspects of the plot, I often think back on today. I loved the slow burn tension.

[@sussyakwei7558]

What’s the name of the movie?

[@tayhlordalton9596]

I watched one similar on Netflix but it was black and white "not old though" and it was a mermaid in the lighthouse

[@yl76]

FYI this is from a book, Cold Skin. Author was on something for sure when I read this 😵

[@dream8870]

yea and the fact it got turned into a movie is just even more crazy lol

[@masterimaginariumdooblepop7592]

This reminds me of the origins of the Sub-Mariner, the prince of Atlantis and half Atlantean. Basically, Namor’s mother was a princess from the sea who slept with a sailor. This is like a dark take on that origin.

[@captainmarvelous1221]

Yes I can see the similarity

[@jamesestelle7260]

Aneris is Sirena backwards which means mermaid in certain languages. But it derives from the Sirens, the Mythological creatures that killed sailors with their voice.

[@Da_Grilla_432hz]

I was just thinking, they could be fucking Namor’s cousin 😂

[@whatamiwitnessing1003]

Love the recaps, hate the titles. Can you like.. accurately reflect the movie with a title and not try to use bait titles for edgy kids?

[@khalduras784]

They're too obvious right? His older videos had better titles.

[@John_Ass]

Why would the channel want to bait tense, nervous or irritable kid?

[@Paulmight1]

@@khalduras784 this guy runs 3 channels that all do the same thing I'm pretty sure that's why he needs these titles I don't like it but yes it's his clickbait

[@tswolf8223]

any truers ahaha

[@Paulmight1]

@@joshuagraham1265 just wanted to say I love the profile and username. Also your comment leaves a great pun 😂

[@lobsterjohnson8642]

She could have swam off at literally any point in the movie too.

[@Astraeus..]

Gonna be real honest here; this doesn't even crack top 10 on my list of weird fantasy races that I'd absolutely be clapping cheeks....

[@potato9619]

We need your list! 👀

[@tyquangreen2554]

Where the list at

[@Hashashin_420]

The public now demands that the list be disclosed

[@anubisofkhaos]

What's the list

[@alienkatdaddycgs5904]

Drop the list

[@stianjohansen7555]

What if the creatures he was killing off, was his own offsprings all the time…

[@infinitydweller9675]

This looks almost like the island from the game "The Shore". Lovecraft and all that stuff.

[@Vinci480]

I instantly though of "No One Lives Under the Lighthouse" basically has super similar story

[@targard.quantumfrack6854]

I'm waiting for a VR version on that one

[@Janos1989]

I was thinking the same thing. Didn’t that even have the same rock rings and land formations?

[@DJLegends]

called that too!!!!!

[@maranatha1115]

Tbh I’m so glad you guys summarized it cause I would have HATED the ending…. What a sad existence

[@kingrob9993]

7:27 the creatures hand caressing his back while he's "thrusting" 😂😂

[@davidwagstaff47]

@Aluzky all pets do, they love feeling wanted by their master

[@The_torero]

I think when Friend saw that, he started taking a shine to the creature. He probably started fantasizing about having sex with it himself.

[@davidwagstaff47]

@Aluzky high five 🙏👋

[@the-real_LUCIFER]

The creature looks like one of Nabula’s relatives or something

[@FárbautiX]

Hahaha

[@nyeguono]

Funny how they said they have limited ammo but yet go months fending off attacks with bullets almost every night. Do they have a bullet tree planted somewhere or wat? 🤣

[@Prospero812]

Almost 16 minutes long this was… I sure am glad I didn’t suffer watching this long movie. What a relief in knowing!

[@arleneicatlo4943]

Title pls

[@bimates2690]

@@arleneicatlo4943Cold Skin.

[@hakkafuter]

The film is nothing like the book. The book is more gruesome, for example: when they collect the dynamite they use it not to end the "citauca", because they accepted they can't, but to kill as many as they can just for maddening bloodlust. Oh, and they agree to take turns with Aneris, there is no jealousy involved. It's very crazy, primal and animalistic. I like the book a lot.

[@viniciusalves7917]

@hajime no ippo The same name as the movie.

[@damonestephens8722]

@@viniciusalves7917 what’s the name of the movie?

[@andreamacdonald5530]

More gruesome… not gruesomer

[@viniciusalves7917]

@@damonestephens8722 It's on the video, Cold Skin.

[@hakkafuter]

@@andreamacdonald5530 Not native english speaker, thanks for the correction.

[@trosclair434genus4]

I audibly gasped when he shoots the baby creature running.

[@ominous8553]

My respect for thanos does not grow everyday but every second

[@naeemgierdien3512]

If aliens were real, there’s no way we could procreate with them😂 we can’t procreate with out closest DNA neighbour, the chimp

[@everythingmatters3603]

This movie is so unbelievable...in a good way

[@bigbywolf5197]

Whats the name of the movie??

[@thatonecooktone]

@@bigbywolf5197 cold skin

[@cloutwolf5665]

What good way?

[@wiseguy01]

this movie is garbage, not even worth seeing once. I want my wasted time back.

[@everythingmatters3603]

You are all right this movie is crap but it's also full of imagination and if it's what the writer wanted to express and managed to tell it then it's good he fulfilled the purpose.

[@NeedHelpCat]

*Aliens in media* Japan: Let's make her sexier and... they'll do the rest Westerners: Why change the appearance?

[@rhomotor]

After being alone on an island for a long time, even a sea creature starts to look good. 😊

[@richardrobinson7429]

I guarantee if a dude was stuck on an island with her they'd eventually end up having sex with her too.

[@ivans.5959]

Ikr People like to judge. Morals don't exist in the jungle (I know this is not a jungle, but still)

[@venoyferrao2148]

Bro💀💀💀💀 I'd rather use my hand then a twisted humanoid bald ass looking fish

[@ivans.5959]

@@venoyferrao2148 you're boring

[@chrysoz9031]

@@ivans.5959 wtf

[@halaluqman9183]

Seriously... abuse can be of several types...Why it always has to be sexual molestation is beyond me.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Apes hormones gonna ape.

[@SC-cx9ti]

Its the easiest to understand I think

[@RustedBuddy5192]

There are. Theres already plenty of media that does all kinds of abuse. Sexual abuse is the one that most people seem to think is simply inexcusable to explore and would rather ignore it exists yet you'd be completely fine if it was physical abuse like whipping, beatings or drug abuse that are just as unpleasant to watch. At that point we should just ignore every form of abuse since they are all unpleasant. Just grow up. It happens. Its happened to me as well as many others.