Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Breaks All Records In T-Ball League

[@TheBabylonBee]

What sport should Paul dominate next?

[@gscurd75]

He should identify as a 106lb woman and go into women's flyweight boxing.

[@Snuffy03]

Stand up paddling?

[@johnaltobello5095]

Girls high school softball .

[@dabdillon6318]

Nerf wars. I want to see a special forces operator identify as a child playing I'm nerf war tournaments

[@danedralin8064]

Middle school boys wrestling

[@Defossion1]

If I identify as a 67 year old, can I draw full social security?

[@natekaufman1982]

Not only can you get social security, but you can also start every sentence with "back in my day."

[@svbarryduckworth628]

No, there is no money left!

[@jimBobuu]

​@@svbarryduckworth628​Nothing to worry about. J-Pow and Yel-Yel will come to the rescue and utter their magic phrase: "quantitative easing". And the peasants will rejoice as the lands echo with the sacred sound. BBBBBRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[@svbarryduckworth628]

@@jimBobuu soylant green.

[@darrellweist1481]

​@@svbarryduckworth628 GREAT MOVIE !! ""back in the day"" !!!

[@martinsparaco4906]

This is a serious problem in our country. My wife has been telling me for years I act like a 6 year old. Now I know why. Thanks Paul for bringing awareness to this problem.

[@gabrielplattes6253]

😂

[@bucketboy12345]

Trump identifies as a 10 Yr old girl to win at Golf , and yet he still got out drove , , but he cheated and won in the end ,.,

[@petersattler22]

We are all proud of you for finding “the real you”. A true role model!!! I have a tear in my eye. 😉

[@MrJoel9679]

This comment needs the most likes. 😂😂😂

[@TailsFetish]

omg, your wife is a pedophile

[@HM2SGT]

*My boss called this morning asking where I was. I told him I'm at work, I'm just invisible and you can't see me; I identify as transparent!*

[@PrimarchBentley]

"All these people are saying they can see me. As a transparent individual, I just don't feel seen when people see me."

[@Willowy13]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fendogs.]

Then they told you to identify as Unemployed.

[@meaningfuldebate]

Love it

[@yammoyammamoto8323]

Boss: _"Dude, I called you on your land-line."_

[@billrogan9350]

I admire Paul and the courage it takes to identify as a 6-year old and just simply try to fit in and live his life. Haters gonna hate.

[@ScottPriebe-m6f]

Wow u should be in a mental institution immediately wow the ignorance

[@davidthibodeau5775]

Creeps

[@joycepino9749]

You're falling for this man who is crazy. Then he should be in school with all the other 6-year-olds. Where is this disillusionment going to end?

[@billrogan9350]

Really Joyce? You really think I'm serious? ​@@joycepino9749

[@itzzjh__]

This was def sarcasm. Lol at least I hope

[@sjb7963]

😂😂😂 “if you disagree with me, I’ll get you cancelled and ruin your career!” 😂😂😂 3:04

[@tomjewett5839]

Identify as = pretending to be.

[@caroli216]

How do they not understand this. Literally it's in the meaning of those words. If you have to identify as it you aren't it.

[@one_mega_ohm9139]

Wow did you figure this out all by yourself? please give us more knowledge oh great one.

[@CornDogShaun]

I posted this same comment and I got a "warning"

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

How dare you? He/she/they/ze/٩( 'ω' )و is stunning and brave!

[@gimpygardner3377]

​@@Gas_Station_Tampons I've been banned from YaPoo! For years. Anything I type gets rejected. I guess they didn't like when I told "Brittany from YaPoo! Staff" that nobody needs her to moderate the conversation.

[@ProudJew25]

“If you disagree with me, I’ll get you cancelled.” Lolololololol. You guys amaze me. ♥️♥️♥️

[@TheNewsInASL]

It's nice to see Babylon Bee do documentaries instead of satire once in a while.

[@extremebeastreaction6245]

This video was beautiful.

[@don.keebles]

This has dark implications. If a grown man can identify as a small boy, we all know what will happen next. I am so glad I don't have children.

[@leighz1962]

It is worse.. adults identify vulnerable kids as adults.

[@Adam-g01]

Because it’s not like hormonal sex therapy exists. Oh wait it does

[@ripvanrevs]

I don't think he is really a 6 year old. If he was really a 6 year old, he would have run to 3rd base after he hit the ball 647 ft.

[@left0verture]

The video was BRILLIANT. The comments are icing on the cake. You’re all a bunch of 6 year olds… well done, all!

[@Nothanks450]

Oh my gosh, tears rolling down my cheeks reading these comments. A breath of fresh laughter in a very screwed up world, thank you all

[@PauloHernandezXD]

People started having to tolerate this BS in the early 2010's... but the past few years have made people tired of tolerating it, lol

[@carterswesey4780]

Its just a matter of time and this won't be satire anymore.

[@AnyaMidkiff]

It's already not. A man in his 50s got onto a teen girl's swim team, and into their locker room. Nicholas J. Cepeda, who calls himself “Melody Wiseheart”, in Ontario, on a team of 13 and 14 year old girls. 😡

[@AnyaMidkiff]

Oh, sorry, it got worse, per Biz Pac Review and the Toronto Sun: "Cepeda made headlines again in December when he swam in the Trojan Cup swimming competition in Barrie, Ontario. This time the outrage was far louder and caught the attention of the Toronto Sun. Girls from age eight to 16 in a Swimming Canada-sanctioned swim meet in Barrie last week not only found themselves in the same pool as a transgender female swimmer but in the same changeroom, too,” the paper reported on Dec. 7th."

[@scoutivar]

@@AnyaMidkiffCame by to leave the same comment. Reality has outstripped parody.

[@RachDarastrix2]

Guys guys this was a joke. Of course they know it already happened. They're not stupid.

[@Meh-j9s]

It already isnt

[@GrumpyMeow-Meow]

You guys at BabBee have kept me sane and laughing during a very insane time. Thank you!

[@tool4rage434]

Here's the problem, at some point, it won't be enough to just laugh at it.

[@OneWildTurkey]

@@tool4rage434 "at some point" ??? Where have you been for the last 6 to 10 years?

[@skillcoiler]

@@OneWildTurkey Listening to the Bee tell this one joke over and over and over again.

[@hellsbelles2001]

@skillcoiler you must be the one who doesn’t agree and will try to get them canceled

[@eddiemunster8634]

It hasn't been easy for paul, towards the end of that season a mother of a teammate was arrested for s*xually abusing Paul and inappropriate touching after they were caught in the back seat of her car. Paul was then arrested for buying the team beer after winning the championship and sentenced to 30 days at a juvenile detention center despite his mother's pleas that Paul is a good boy

[@Real-MT]

It is rare to see this level of awareness in someone so young. It is sad that in it probably took him 30+ years to finally figure out how young he is.

[@scep8551]

Just imagine how good this kid will be when he grows up.

[@user-hm5zb1qn6g]

That's excellent on so many levels.

[@Matticus289]

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for your bravery

[@Grogueman]

Some wear adult diapers.

[@DCOM20.]

it was very honorable of him to come out like he did

[@ossi5663]

Sippin' the Capri Sun at the the end was the proverbial cherry on the top

[@spoders92]

😂🤣

[@mahendrabhalerao2425]

😜😂

[@TJCID22]

So Stunning and Brave. You're saving so many lives with this.

[@joycepino9749]

Who is stunning and brave? Who is saving lives? The man needs mental help.

[@TJCID22]

@@joycepino9749 How dare you, you ismphobic igot! He is an inspiration to all 6yo kids trapped in 40yo bodies! It's *his* truth.

[@Piano218-zzz]

@@joycepino9749 do you identify as a troll? cuz this is good.

[@joycepino9749]

@@Piano218-zzz Heck no. Do you?

[@eggfinallap]

I like that the skit makes sure to exemplify how he doesn't behave like the other little leaguers in any way.

[@ArchoDarko]

Ngl i have no idea if it's a skit, because creeps will do sh*t like this

[@GSK4EVER]

I think that’s the same guy I saw identifying as a 12-year old girl in a basketball game. He’s talented at multiple sports. Impressive.

[@SG-js2qn]

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."

[@kalmarfanatic04]

He's not the only one 🥴

[@user-fc1ld9ts8u]

No, it's Democrat leadership and their supporters in the media and the rank-and-file dems who go along.

[@jsbcody]

Sorry little guy. If you think your summer was bad, just wait to see what your teachers do this year.

[@kathymaley9122]

Bible calls it Romans 1:28.

[@kentnelson762]

Been using that line for the last ten years! Classic!

[@davedavis4479]

My woke friends said this is not Misinformation. They believe this is a factual story and sympathize for him😂

[@Brandoncc223]

I wish I could like this comment 100 times lmao 🤣

[@kantstenchonthemel5641]

Brought tears of compassion to my eyes! What a lovely little boy!! full of passion and dedication to his sport

[@sarcasm-83]

"Here's my 10 year old girlfriend, Janet... what can I say.. I like older girls.."

[@cyancapsulesgone]

LOL

[@DisturbedDragon1]

Yikes!! Suppose the sicko would take it that way.

[@MrKanilammit]

Get away with pedophilia using this one weird trick!

[@CaneOdPchinje]

uf... you kicked it up a notch, didn't you?

[@mr.nimbus537]

This should be the top comment. Lol. I'm still chuckling 5 mins later.

[@ricktheexplorer]

Stunning & Brave.

[@CitizenRule]

Powerful.

[@Pbandjacob87]

Damn I came to write this😂

[@UnblockableTurd]

😂😂😂💯

[@theinfidel2143]

I love how their slogan ment to show how they are standing up to the "oppressors" has been turned around on them to mock and shame those who promote their degeneracy.

[@Burnlit1337]

Yes quite Stunted

[@LMacNeill]

Good for him, living his truth like that! Stunning AND brave!!!

[@missnomer5800]

Yeah but what about the other guy, identifying as a 5 year old. Is it fair? Whose side do we take😳?

[@dirtbagzrus]

Ten years ago I would have never expected this to be real. This man is a hero and we should all praise him and reward him publicly ❤

[@joycepino9749]

Why? He thinks he's a 6-year-old. He's no hero and no one should praise him. I guess if he was on a girl's swim team pretending to be a girl you'd praise him for that too. Unbelievable.

[@NDynamite409]

He wasn't alive ten years ago!

[@dirtbagzrus]

@@NDynamite409 oh right he is six. Please don’t cancel me 🙏

[@xeeng10]

2:44 the kid’s face. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jjy2kc]

man identifying as 6 year old boy invited to Diddy’s mansion for democrat fundraiser

[@markenda1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

And the only drinks served are Bud Lights bought from Target.

[@V-gw8jt]

Don't forget the lube and oil 😂😂😂

[@javiersilva1577]

Pizza and hot dogs

[@twalker5801]

Diddy wouldn’t be impressed by someone who just “identifies” as 6 years old 😅

[@notthefbi7932]

So proud to see this amazing accomplishment, it gives me hope of one day finally becoming the elementary 4 square champ I never was 😁

[@philippepeltier142]

You deserve it !!! 👍

[@HappyBeagles-3]

LOL

[@youtubeobserverz]

Me TOO!!! (not referring to the female "Me Too" movement...)

[@GDS1981]

I need to get my teather ball back out.

[@Jeepsteve1982]

Never give up on your dreams! 💪🏻

[@TacitusR]

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills." Yes kid, you and the rest of us.

[@MyName-qh3pm]

Wow I never thought I would find someone who felt exactly the same way I do. I feel so seen. Thank you for expressing your true, authentic self. It’s beautiful 🌈 🦋

[@joeomalley2835]

This was so inspirational and emotional. So glad Paul has had so much success.

[@Evens27]

A "6 year old" with a 6 year old son. Science will never explain that!🤣

[@apatheticallyconcerned6574]

Judging by how immature young people are out of college and high school these days, I don't find this to be beyond the realm of possibility one day soon.

[@Raptchur]

Yeah they seem to stop maturing around 12 or 13 now. They stop teaching them and just turn them into narcissistic radicals. We are headed towards Idiocracy, like the movie. Just with the exact opposite origins. In real life, it's college "education" that is causing it...

[@stwings98]

VERY soon.

[@LifeByJeff]

If Harris wins - I am going to Identify as the "Supreme President" and kick her out of the White House. If she doesn't need any votes to get in - why should I? :)

[@jarrod752]

Ironically, you would have my vote!

[@RachDarastrix2]

@@jarrod752 And my sling.

[@hiskidkeller]

I support you in that

[@svbarryduckworth628]

@RachDarastrix2 and my axe!

[@GKRPLAYZ]

@@svbarryduckworth628 and my sword

[@Nu1SaNc8]

Living finally out in the open , brave ! You are inspirational. God bless

[@dougbodenhamer9391]

The pressure that must be on his 6 year old shoulders........you are a hero, kid!

[@tpsooner7816]

The title alone is fantastic!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jarrod752]

It would fit good on _is this a real headline_ gameshow.

[@tpsooner7816]

@@jarrod752 sadly, yes!!

[@mickflo6885]

I was 2nd grade little championship mvp...24 years in a row

[@BossDillman-ue1mx]

Dude, you were ranked!

[@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629]

literally stunning and brave, like literally.

[@johnskibajr5691]

Brillant. This inspires me to sign up for Pee Wee Football this coming season. I always wanted to rush for over 1,000 yards - in one game.

[@ABC-yt1nq]

A beautiful, courageous hero. Stay strong, little guy. Stay strong.

[@lancerevell5979]

I identify as a young handsom rich millionaire. Unfortunately neither my body nor my bank account are playing along. 😢

[@youtubecensors5419]

I'm sorry your bank and accountant are such bigots!

[@iacoponefurio1915]

Sue them and cancel them!

[@jakeforrest]

“I identify as a millionaire, where is my money?”

[@mbgrafix]

*WARNING:* To those of you who are *WOKE,* this will be a challenge to understand. Nevertheless, a few may just get it. To those of you who don't understand, _don't hesitate to ask others for help._

[@mbgrafix]

@ArshAZ83 People truly have lost their minds!

[@trintonjones738]

Is what ever u identify as sounds like the lgbqt community 😂

[@Willowy13]

😂😔

[@wheniheardthispodcast]

Hey I saw your comment. We do a podcast discussing topics like this and alot of other issues. Come check us out!

[@sharifrancis9826]

That 6 year old has a very manly voice.😂

[@grimcarnage4309]

We got a bigot here.

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

CANCELLED!!!! 😡

[@CalmingAnxiety]

Don't be so agephobicb

[@swlc5555]

Repent! Make no less than a $100 dollar donation to ActBlue and wear a rainbow shirt the rest of the week!

[@user-gf7xz1pd9u]

Rascist!

[@mas7937]

What a cute boy with a big beautiful life promise. We love you and support you. We all know it takes courage to come out of the crib. The haters will never win.

[@ThomasRussell-xo1gl]

I love when he admits it's bogus and says "real" 6-year olds!

[@camban]

So proud. He smashed the minor glass ceiling.

[@daneanderson744]

Or glass floor? 😂

[@JM-fm6du]

Such valor, such bravery. 😂 😂 😂

[@blujay9191]

I'm a child dodge ball coach. How can I get in contact with little Paul? I see real potential there.

[@desitterspace2127]

He just needs to shorten his swing a little bit, maybe open his stance up , but yeah, you’ve got a good eye!

[@kentd4762]

They still let you play dodge ball?! I thought that was banned along with kids playing outside.

[@MrKanilammit]

@@kentd4762 It is played indoors, and instead of throwing the ball, you lightly roll it across the floor at the other people. Sorry, "other" people sounds divisive. I meant to say you roll the ball towards your play-partners. Beep. Boop.

[@_d--]

​@@MrKanilammit omfg that play-partners i can see It become reality

[@bobl703]

You are so brave and strong, little guy! So BRAVE and STRONG!!!!!!! Your mother and I love you so much!!!!!!!

[@sharangandsharvari]

I identify as a billionare. Now where is my private jet?!

[@Fendogs.]

That one you would have to Have the billion dollars

[@sharangandsharvari]

@@Fendogs. true !

[@isauldron4337]

I identify as a dragón, where's my treasure?

[@jackbooten2681]

Neccessity is the birthing partner of invention.

[@icedriver2207]

Birthing Person. Not all people who have babies have partners. OMG you are such an abelist. LOL

[@keensoundguy6637]

As usual, there's a curious lack of interest in knowing who the father, ...er, I mean rapist is.

[@nmbassy]

The Capri Sun at the end 😂

[@richardcurry7663]

Damn a child prodigy

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

Or maybe a potential groomer. Babylon B's giving us a warning.

[@dmeritt3425]

Lots of potential with this little guy. I'm sure there are plenty of MLB scouts who'll keep an eye on his progress.

[@CaneOdPchinje]

This is stuff dreams are made of. A young kid finds himself and thrives. It's heartwarming, elating, emotional. You go kid! Ignore the ignorant haters. Be the best 6yo you can be!

[@yoda4536]

I am 5' 9" and the Dr told me I was obese. Now I identify as 6' 4" and everythings fine.

[@jasonlovell3934]

Let’s all try telling the IRS that we identify as someone only making $35k a year and see how that works out.

[@MillennialForChrist]

Look up the Spiderman Tobey Maguire meme about IRS endorsing Kamala!!

[@boat1448]

I claim 20 kids at the beginning of the year works great on my tax returns😂

[@222ableVelo]

I don't need to identify for that lol

[@dennismokry258]

I’m not going to identify as making more money! Got enough money issues as it is without giving the government another reason to take it! LOL

[@Tamikawashere]

@@boat1448 My cats identify as human.

[@josephh891]

LMAO! 0:50 I love how all the little boys look depressed, but the coach is looking at the man with a big smile. _"We gonna win every game...ever!"_

[@billmackinaw9254]

DON'T tell democrats they can do this!!!

[@wethepeoplegh]

This is coming near you if Kamala wins. 😂

[@wethepeoplegh]

This is coming near you if Kamala wins. 😂

[@JensHove]

You spelled democRats wrong.

[@Nana-ru4uq]

It's demonrats....

[@rb-today]

They already DO!!!!

[@Freddie7191]

It's a shame they invalidated all of his records after the drug test. He could have been the GOAT, but he couldn't lay off the pixie sticks.

[@ConservativeGrouch]

HAH! I remember fondly those pixie stix from 60 years ago. Now I refer to them as "diabetes in a straw". Are they still produced?

[@marthaalward3740]

Yes

[@davidcox3076]

Hey, man. Don't be harsh. You don't understand the depths of pixie stick addiction. It will destroy your very soul.

[@manlyotool1165]

Paul carries that team. That’s a lot to put on the shoulders of a six year old.

[@LandonOakley-d9c]

"This is my baseball card. It's a real collectors item. I had it printed at staples." 😂

[@vertyisprobablydead]

Hey I'm 42 and just finished off a 12 pack of Capri Suns bigot.

[@chriscampbell499]

Let us know if your pancreas survives or not.

[@svbarryduckworth628]

I would drink them if Jack Daniels made a version.

[@nanaki-seto]

LOL that crap would make me sick if i drank 2 LOL

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

@@svbarryduckworth628 Any drink can be a Jack Daniels version lmfao 😂😂

[@svbarryduckworth628]

@@davidgessin-mccully3919 the whole point of Capri Sun is that it is a self-contained drink in a bladder with its own special piercing straw.

[@kniknayme9865]

Damn . I have been wasting my time identifying as a woman and picking up occasional hardware. Why didn't I think of this !

[@Code_Made]

Haa!

[@Maesterful]

The kids face at 2:47 broke me 😂

[@Cheka__]

This man is so brave for coming out as a six year old. I'm so proud of you. You go, boy!

[@Tman-l7h]

The good lo’ QUADRUPLE play!!! Haven’t seen one of them in awhile. Very impressive that it was a 1-1-1-1 play. MVP!!!!

[@user-hm5zb1qn6g]

Technically, I believe it would be scored an unassisted quadruple play. Even rarer!! Instant HOF.

[@deterrumeversor8680]

From Babylon Bee...to...reali-tee... Two years, tops three...😂

[@lifeofluke]

The KZbin censors are currently trying to find a reason they can block this video

[@warpath6666]

90% of my comments get deleted or "shadowed" 😄👍I doubt anyone will even see this one 😄🤣😄🤣

[@lifeofluke]

@@warpath6666 Well at least I can see it

[@warpath6666]

@@lifeofluke Holy sheeeittt!!! I'm marking this day on my calendar 😄🤣

[@acem82]

They can keep doing this joke until the insanity stops.

[@heru-deshet359]

At least he didn't identify as a six year old girl in a girls volley ball team.

[@leobrent7926]

The capri sun at the end while saying he will get you cancelled was the icing on the cake lol 😂

[@dr.medieval1131]

Coming to a reality near you.

[@cyancapsulesgone]

This is, I guess, the brother of Norm the motorcyclist--er, uh, I mean bicyclist. Could this family possibly be more stunning and brave?

[@SassyTeen101]

UNDERRATED COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣

[@NeSeeger]

It starts with "At least he is only doing it for the sport and not to be with children"

[@commandingangel]

The absurdity is brilliant, Kudos @thebabylonbee!!!

[@chrispitts8059]

Man I love u guys content! So good. Thanks for the laughs! 😂😂😂 The Capri sun at the end f'n killed it! Lmao

[@JoeyP946]

What a brave and stunning child! Truly an inspiration to us all!

[@markzuckergecko621]

The 1.000/4.000/5.000 slash line got me🤣

[@rep10101]

This just shows the fallacy of just following your feelings and just “identifying” as how you feel, sure some people do have issues …. But it doesn’t change reality

[@oreoninja3035]

this brave story brought tears to my eyes

[@TraceguyRune]

Makes sense. He should be free to be the person he is meant to be. ♥ We love and support you Paul

[@kamilksiazek8019]

Donald Trump did not win this year's election because I identify as the new president of the United States.

[@johnlopez4089]

I once had an unassisted double play. Playing first base, got a line drive and then tagged the base runner leaving first base. 👍👍😊😊

[@Video81501]

I think Trump should just identify as President.

[@Nana-ru4uq]

I love it when the media calls him Mr President forgetting that he currently isn't. Gives me hope that even they see thier BS and will vote for him.

[@runelillebuen6422]

just like biden

[@don.keebles]

Kamala identifies as unburdened

[@leighz1962]

He is still a president.. just not the current one.

[@ghostmantagshome-er6pb]

*twatbots*

[@Irreve-rsible]

Anybody ever watched "Benchwarmers"? There's a guy that plays in a children's baseball game and presents an enveloped letter written in crayon saying, "I am twelve," and he gives it to the referee as he's paid to let him in. It's very fucking close to this.

[@madeinussr7551]

That papa bear strolling in at the end lol

[@victorandrews9790]

Love BabylolBee...TRUTH MATTERS!

[@Outsidekitty]

Amazing! Simply Amazing!

[@gospelfilms7942]

3:08 love the empty Caprisun flex

[@XenoChron2]

I'm 20, and I still drink them.

[@johnsmith7140]

​@XenoChron2 it's good stuff

[@aarifmorg870]

So STUNNING and BRAVE 🎉🎉

[@funnytrombone2013]

This is exactly what MEN in women sports is like.

[@beldinalanti1850]

He's so athletic and such an inspiration! Those kids need to step up their game and stop being sore losers!

[@BreakwaterInvestment]

This is just so inspiring!!

[@TheNoirKamui]

Drinking caprisun makes you 6y old. Everybody knows that!

[@madjayhawk]

I hate that stuff.

[@craigjames5150]

This kid is going places!

[@goldabernstein1215]

You are SOOOOOOOOO BRAVE. I hope your wife/mom is keeping your participation trophies for you. I just hope you are receiving the support and orange slices you deserve.

[@spoders92]

I am bald, but I identify as a guy with a full head of hair. Ladies, where you at?