Man's Last Words Before Execution - Studio C

[@jarl5817]

"Your mom doesn't have any kids" Is the best Studio C line ever. Hands down.

[@Squantle]

I know right

[@jenniferhillman4844]

hahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ObtuseGooseYT]

When he said that I saw that comment!

[@jtarvermommy]

lol

[@heidixoxo9326]

I agree!

[@sovietraccoon3569]

If I was being executed by an electric chair I would ask the executioner to hold my hand

[@KINGSLAYER-cz3ls]

LOLOLOL

[@reagan9676]

OoOoO that's awesome XD

[@reagan9676]

@Jyswoo It's still worth it

[@RealFoundryIron]

I would ask the Warden

[@lovepatrick4844]

THE MIZ you stole that 😤 it’s a dark humor joke thief

[@minz5215]

Matt: "Mmm, my booty itches" James: Frowns and scribbles that down

[@alyssablack4432]

And the other man didn't hear it

[@banana_dash2777]

His name was Frank

[@infitinet7705]

But he is still james

[@scottowens398]

I'll bet his final words were... "Just let me be Frank with you." I'll see myself out.

[@Cam.-.-.]

oh my gawd xD

[@NatePhan]

"Your mom doesn't have any kids!" Is another way of saying you're adopted.

[@superweirdo6165]

😵 dam

[@sujayhazra949]

But he was born from his actual mother tho :P

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@The Other Point Of View fremen?

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 google is your friend...

[@EnigmaticBroffalo]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 It's from Dune.

[@kashways1657]

"So, do you wanna give it another go or do you want your last words to be "your mom doesn't have any kids""

[@godsassassin3733]

I'd die after that retort👍

[@denkikaminari8078]

Kashways, I would like to keep those last words

[@teddanville6996]

littletoe and got 1100 likes, so i suggest you go study what people like and don’t like.

[@Kuratius]

That actually works as an insult because it means your mom was so ashamed of you that she disowned you.

[@TheMajesticMirage]

I would love to have that as my last words

[@jneal214]

"Aim for my head. I treasure my heart above all."

[@newviewcubing8794]

Wow, one of the few comments that’s not a joke. Nice.

[@matthewshimmlefinnick]

@@newviewcubing8794 are you a cuber?

[@newviewcubing8794]

@@matthewshimmlefinnick yes

[@newviewcubing8794]

@@matthewshimmlefinnick noice

[@tuesdaymartesvr1942]

@@newviewcubing8794 what’s your record

[@guohao7637]

what a man would really say is executioner: What are your last words? Man: I would like to sing my favourite song without any interruptions. executioner: go on. Man: *clears throat* "one million billion bottles of beer on the wall..."

[@lttlebird_]

YES

[@arjunrajaram7269]

+Gyo Rao omg hilarious

[@zackkim8713]

HAHAHAH AH HAHAH OMG

[@greygray2230]

One duodecillion or googolplexian

[@pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710]

+Gyo Rao To be fair, uninterrupted in this case would mean you'd die of dehydration before finishing the song. Either that or they'd shoot you once you couldn't sing anymore.

[@samuelbradford9662]

my last words. "could I please have a bullet-proof vest?"

[@Potatoeman203]

*shoots at head

[@jacobtomlinson2758]

Executioner: Any last words? You: Could I please have a bullet-proof vest? Executioner: But... You're going to the electric chair...

[@itchyskinbag]

No

[@pigeonmaster1361]

And then they would say no

[@kunalsharma9330]

Samuel Bradford Shoots in the balls

[@kylerazalan535]

WAIT HE GOT EXECUTED FOR STEALING CHICKENS AND DRESSING THEM UP AS STAR WARS CHARACTERS?

[@megannnB]

Imma going to jail

[@Jimmybillbobby]

Oh no I'm going to be in prison for at least 8 life sentences

[@adhithyams8557]

Yes,it is a weird yet strangely specific law.

[@cloverpatch0889]

yup

[@janemoellmer7545]

Wow

[@katievenator9865]

My last words: "I hid 1 million dollars under the..."

[@momofdjasi671]

Seriously I wanted 1 mil

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

best last words

[@arpankrjha6659]

By Gold Roger from one piece

[@owenshores3358]

They don’t do it like that

[@meganbumpus9166]

Couch

[@Reekbuul]

honestly I wouldn't mind my last words to be "your mom doesn't have any kids"

[@paiblin]

Yeah, I had a phase when I was like 12-13 where my reply to everything was “your mom (insert something)” (example, “that’s not how you play chess” “your mom is not how you play chess.”) or I would read a word and say “your mom is (insert word I just read)” (example: I read the word outdoor shower in a sentence and say “your mom is an outdoor shower”) with me still doing the latter... anyways, if I had gotten publicly executed at that age those would totally be my last words and I don’t mind a bit lol

[@CaesarInVa]

I know. I thought it clever.

[@ytuser4562]

Same Edit: as in same to the original comment. I don’t think it’s clever, although I do do it... *sad chuckle*

[@realBlueMoonMusic]

If you really think about it, he's saying that the executioner's mother disowned him. That's some pretty good last words.

[@Honeybaggsss]

It’s actually good cause it means your adopted

[@TheInvisibleCanadia]

"I want you to put your hand over my mouth so no one hears me scream from the pain in my last moments between the bullet hitting me and my actual death." *licks the guy's hand*

[@ChrisBBacon-gb5uv]

But it all checks out

[@retaj6840]

Mutant Llama th is wrong with you lmao

[@clairefredrickson5887]

That is awesome 👏👏

[@justforfunzn6129]

What is wrong with you?

[@LunaIViolettaWolf]

My sister's final moments

[@mghowgenius5082]

His last words should have been "Something really cool but I can't really remember what it was". Then people would say "Matt died saying something really cool but I can't really remember what it was."

[@acanimatics906]

The genius part of youre name is litarally true! *Balance restored*

[@infinitesprings]

LOL! Good one!

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

Oh that is indeed a very good one

[@theratking2203]

Can I use that line?

[@joline3332]

@@FriedrichHerschel 😂

[@ursosexmachina]

"Make sure you aim for both hearts, I might regenerate."

[@staticrain_]

👏

[@anatine_banana_69]

And probably escape in the TARDIS

[@ursosexmachina]

It makes me happy that so many people understood this reference.

[@Mysteriofreeflying]

Lol

[@justyouraveragebrit9090]

Yes doctor who is the best thing ever

[@eugenelim11]

Spoiler: He didn't die. The executioners all died. The guns were aimed at his heart, but for some strange, unknown mysterious reasons, the bullets hit in the face, bruised him badly, and rebounded back and hit the poor executors instead. They passed away. As usual, Scott Sterling ended up with bruises on his face, and escaped. Just because he is the man, the myth, the legend! The one who uses his face for soccer and volleyball!

[@arpitchaudhary2601]

Laude ki meetha

[@aseasangie]

_an enemy stand_

[@preston726]

Stand: invincible sports user: Scott sterling

[@aseasangie]

@@preston726 part 9 sounds wonderful

[@lucindra766]

Haha

[@Pixels-ee7kj]

Matts Wife: What were his last words? General: Ahem "These pants are made of evil berlap, I wish I was wearing capris" Matts Wife: I knew I should have gotten him new pants

[@johnmcclure40]

General: Hang on, there's still about three minute's worth of his last words to go... by the way, do you have the address of a Mr. Lebron James?

[@TheSonOfIMJUSTANEDITOR]

@@johnmcclure40 lol 😂

[@LocalSleepParalysisDemon]

My last words would be... "I regret nothing" If I stole chickens and dressed them up as Star Wars characters

[@Dragnmastralex]

add the last line to that "except being caught"

[@r3l1csvk]

"You stole that line,didn´t you?" xD

[@Dragnmastralex]

@@r3l1csvk was I caught? LOL

[@r3l1csvk]

@@Dragnmastralex just sayin that since i am a gamer that line is known to me,so i tried to pulled out that executioner joke

[@Dragnmastralex]

@@r3l1csvk I got that.

[@clarahager4230]

My last words would be: tell the world I died doing what I love. Waiting for something to happen.

[@Federico-mj3si]

Tell the world I died doing what I love. Dying.

[@dragonlord4643]

my last words would be: "....so my chapter ends"

[@ADeeSHUPA]

Dragonlord464 じらいや

[@alexvermaak1759]

A bit gay but whatever floats your boat

[@adeepseafish1238]

Cai Tague brilliant

[@metawarp7446]

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause" Allright I wouldn't be able to say a prequel meme, I would just burst out laughing half-way through :D

[@ursosexmachina]

Mine is *_"Ho hum, so it goes.."_*

[@marissauce7073]

My last words: dang it! I knew 12 guys on a scooter would end terribly for me!

[@gameknight6562]

XDDD

[@kathrynyaksich7588]

"YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS"

[@stevenharris2705]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@ernthenerd3110]

“I WANT U TO THINK ABOUT THE LOGIC OF THAT SENTENCE”

[@MacnDoodles]

Derva Kommt von hinten That was a joke... right?

[@MacnDoodles]

Derva Kommt von hinten “your sibling parents”

[@KaidaCresto]

My mom wasn't a kid

[@kpopkookielover797]

Always love this quote, "Don't cry that it's over, Smile that it happened"

[@coledarby665]

That’s nice

[@lolno3130]

My dad died Random Comment: don't cry because it's over smile that it happened

[@TayyebK]

Ppl at the funeral: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@Godsecution]

@@TayyebK yeah like I don't understand this quote.

[@_khooman_chronicles_]

"You stole that line, Didn't you?"

[@feogoaj9128]

My last words would be I hid 1 million dollars under my bed ‘They look under the bed’ There’s a note that says GOTCHA!

[@hopenixon9266]

Or say under there. Under where? You said underwear! Omg what a time.

[@Nitrolord]

Link to a rickroll

[@KristopherPrime]

at least you would go out with a wonderful little "fuck you!"

[@gabemerritt3139]

Should've stopped at, "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you in a hurry for me to die?"

[@godisgood1268]

lol

[@inquisitorgrimm9587]

I’d use that as my line.

[@Ambermeow]

My last words would be, "His face is like a brick wall that feels pain and cries a lot! Scott Sterling!"

[@ryaanzaheed7585]

Ambermeow omg ppl like u stop. The Scott sterling thing is old. Even Matt says he hated it. Why do so many ppl keep writing Scott sterling into the comments. The video is old.

[@acanimatics906]

@@ryaanzaheed7585 Well duh, Can't you see? It's because he is THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND! And legends are NEVER forgotten! Ps: The scott sterling video was one of the most sucessfull (as in populare) ones too. So it's only logicall that a lot of people (like me) saw and loved it (They got many unexpected new subs too). Also only because the video is old doesn't mean that other people don't discover it for the first time, have you never had an 4+ year old video in youre recomandations before? Anyway i hope you have a nice day or night. It's currently 16:30 or 4:30 pm? in Germany.

[@vipkittensmsp138]

@@acanimatics906 popular* sorry I had to

[@laurenswan8097]

Anisa Cinar Also, Matt Meese, as Scott Sterling, was in KZbin Rewind... KZbin REWIND

[@infiniteplanes5775]

@@ryaanzaheed7585 It's still their most popular video

[@gobbledegook7520]

I know this is late, but I would say "STOP! ...I want to talk about cheese."

[@shitlollipops90]

Gobble DeGook hshsjshshsbshsus thatS FROM THE BREAK UP ONE RIGHT?!

[@guillotinegirly]

I probably talk about cheese to

[@thenotemolesbian4492]

😂😂😂

[@ellinamudraya8204]

Gobble DeGook yassss

[@kylerazalan535]

Gobble DeGook AW NAH I DONT DO MOUNINS

[@marathontraveler477]

“Do you have any last words? Me: Pulls out twilight series. “Sure. We start on page on-“ Gets shot in head

[@Vhailor_Mithras]

"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"

[@TrainerGre3n]

Epic

[@chuntimso]

“As fearless in death as he was in life.”

[@luckykapletsplay7193]

Me level 2: " Why do I hear boss music?" Also Me: " Holy cow thats a dragon!" Dragon: (initiates fire roar) Me: (leaves game)

[@skyfallprime7977]

was looking for this one

[@gabeambro1740]

Tell the world I ate a ham sandwich

[@hanaortiz7596]

Extra mayo

[@Zeebzter]

+howtodostupidthingsandlookgreat XD

[@skarodexttm8249]

I literally just read this right when matt said it

[@harrisonsmith8368]

+GhostRangerTOTHEMAX! Sure

[@skarodexttm8249]

Light_em_ Up I am being serious.

[@skeletonunicornsrock2623]

Tell my kids I died bravely You don't have any kids Your mom doesnt have any kids

[@katelynlittleton4510]

I want you to think about the logic of that sentence!

[@brickfire5221]

Lol

[@godisgood1268]

Why does everyone repeat that line!?

[@Quetzal00358]

"Your mom doesn't have any kids" has become the go to comeback line in my group of friends

[@hyerimji4400]

Archeologist in 3020: this ancient scribe says that the last words of loner and chicken dresser was... "Mmm my booty itches?"

[@jame9200]

we will never live that long

[@suisui5930]

@@jame9200 unless the archeologist guy born around 2980 ~ 3000ish

[@abigailrichards9960]

Must've been google translated.

[@immoofasu9403]

My last words would be: "nooo not the face!"

[@dragonispurple6075]

XD

[@christianschertzer4764]

Hehehehehehe Matt

[@DistractorStudios]

Thats a different kind of matt

[@-JustHuman-]

Sterling is that you ?

[@goe8223]

My last words: Respawning in 5, 4, 3,

[@elitehawkeye568]

No respawns available

[@jo-yg4oj]

My last words would be: mom it was me who ate those four sandwiches two years ago.

[@andrewschrock6600]

😄 (Click) Gotcha!

[@justindasher6335]

+Andrew Schrock Are you in CAP.

[@andrewschrock6600]

+Justin Dasher Indeed I am!

[@captainorange3731]

That's funny

[@dougyoung2177]

Mine would be, "God loves you, always believe in him and never give up."

[@Skeet_Official]

My last words would be “You may strike me down but I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” Edit: I posted this when my account was an Obi Wan troll account so please don’t say I copied obi wan or something

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

I get it

[@Skeet_Official]

Yes you do, young one.

[@C4H10N4O2]

That would probably be enough to give you the high ground.

[@CrowPlaysHD]

Or: "Strike me down, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!"

[@Dr_Wrong]

You stole that line, didn't you?

[@kathrynyaksich7588]

My last words: At least I don't have to go to school tomarrow!

[@velas.journal]

Katy I like birds yep xd

[@lothlien2640]

xD

[@isthisthekrustykrab6993]

Katy I like birdz Maybe U Should Go To Use Proper Grammar And Spell Correctly

[@annelisefrewin6413]

Goldenlightning 98 Maybe you should too, since you cant tell which words need capital letters

[@randomds3154]

Beautiful

[@CaseyShontz]

“Your mom doesn’t have any kids!” Bro he’s saying you’re adopted 😂

[@Twister980]

"Any last words?" I smile widely at my executor. "Yes, just three."

[@KINGSLAYER-cz3ls]

SUPER BUTT POWERS!!!!!

[@godisgood1268]

Let Me Go?

[@ohome9893]

I get it lol

[@Thorninjag]

I love you?

[@reidveryan9414]

Nice man

[@VenomousCompany]

It's surprising how much Jeremy suits those clothes.

[@user-lx7vn5kf5v]

Yea because of the mustache

[@mackenzieball9143]

My last words would be "Good times bring good memories, bad times bring good lessons. Never stop trying. You can do anything that you set your mind too. Be a hero and be Brave!"

[@polygentle5679]

But you just did a crime punished by death. Why would you say that?

[@dreamtheaterfanboy4421]

Mackenzie Ball, my last words would be: “WHO MADE YOU GOD TO SAY I’LL TAKE YOUR LIFE FROM YOU?!?!?!”

[@undonecoffeee]

that is the most stupid last words

[@appletrapsie7337]

i dont think you can inhale that much air to say that when you die..

[@infinitesprings]

Inspirational, Yes! Interesting, Not really! But hey, at least you left words of wisdom.

[@christianjones4208]

my last words would be And if I don't see ya, good morning, good evening, and goodnight!

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Ah, love Truman Show :)

[@lothlien2640]

lol those are some good last words

[@Dorkosaur]

The truman show!

[@infinitesprings]

The Truman Show! Love that show!

[@abiestelzer]

Christian Jones it’s not that it’s “in case I don’t see ya, good AFTERNOON good evening and good night

[@akkhamkar3987]

What's your last wish? Me:- stop my execution

[@Tizzy_Rose]

ak Khamkar that’s a paradox. If it comes true, it won’t be ur last wish. If it doesn’t, it won’t be your last wish because it will not happen.....

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

TizzyRose well it would work if he just doesn’t wish for anything for the rest of his life

[@IDMYM8]

I AM THE ONE...

[@Lemilie]

@@orbitingsentientsatellite4361 or if he dies right after the execution stops of other reasons

[@ashutosh5002]

Honey, it doesn't work that way. 😂🤣🤣

[@RealFoundryIron]

I would yell a movie spoiler, executionet: come on man, I haven't watched it yet!

[@kathrynyaksich7588]

My last words: Tell studio c I love them....

[@HORSESNDOGS9]

Tell Studio C I had a ham sandwich...

[@esmegigigenevievesqualor2262]

Tell jk studios we love them ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Jimmybillbobby]

Tell Katy I like birds lol

[@corranmarek3010]

My last words would be " the world will lose a person, heaven will gain a soul ... YOU Will gain a guilty conscience and I will live forevermore"

[@thewafflepig1944]

That’s deep

[@noam8247]

I like the rimes sorry if i spelled wrong

[@evadula9837]

Corran Marek beutiful!

[@toadandkimbo]

Awesome! I like it.

[@claytonsps9868]

PREACH

[@mackaylee7633]

Matt created " robot chicken Star Wars"

[@why_karlaly]

The most gut wrenching last words in my opinion are always the grateful ones- "Even if it wasn't for long... I'm so glad I got to be be your friend." "It was truly a pleasure being part of this journey." "Thank you for letting me stay here."

[@the_loch_ness_monster4201]

Last word aim for my face I'M SCOTT STERLING!!!!

[@toehairyum]

+Iron325 With a face like Scott Sterling, you could survive.

[@carsonfischer2116]

The man with a face like a riot shield!

[@neilrfc5189]

lol

[@demartian8988]

Nice one XD

[@adambeus6807]

+Iron325 xD

[@paddlessquishys6115]

His last words were "Hmm my booty itches."

[@briankennethgazzingan5194]

ohh u touch my talalala

[@arimdauu]

A&A Films Wow you watched the video too! Wow I'm suprised

[@vivianvictoria9710]

Paddle’s Squishys Lol

[@vivianvictoria9710]

Paddle’s Squishys Lol

[@karentucker2161]

Paddle’s Squishys that sounds like something I would say as my last words

[@jeffsanders1609]

Best line ever "Your Mom doesn't have any kids!"

[@jonahlange7898]

Jeremy's response too though. Hilarious!

[@lyravain6304]

"To sing the epic of Gilgamesh in its original language that I'll have to learn to read and speak first". It'll take me a good few years :P

[@molybdaen11]

Also most of it it already lost.

[@twingoger9597]

My last words would be I wasted your time

[@velas.journal]

Twingo Ger that is perfect lol

[@lothlien2640]

Best last words in all of space and time itself. It isn't opposite day

[@TheMyopicFed]

lol

[@grumpyduck3225]

Twingo Ger I

[@mcbastian280]

Mine would be well time to die in 10,9,8,7,6- *DIES*

[@nybeautifu2358]

My final words would be... "Im sorry it had to end this way, without love and without a home. But to the one I hold closest... don't give up. The light isn't that far away."

[@velas.journal]

Øñłý Bëãůťïfūł Those are so pretty

[@ugandanknucklesdounoedewae4556]

That’s is amazing

[@clo_-xn7jr]

Øñłý Bëãůťïfūł that's perfect!

[@daemfbesity]

Øñłý Bëãůťïfūł I would probably say hello

[@CynicalCyanYT]

*“Aim for the heart. You can’t break whats already broken.”* Shakespeare if he was still alive: *OOH! Jot that down! Jot that down!*

[@daffodilclouds2443]

“This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends, yes it goes in and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was...” My last words everyone

[@juliadietrich3584]

@Eliza Sechler my parents used to sing that song.

[@ShadowMaze64]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas thats great

[@someoneontheinternet1516]

@@juliadietrich3584 my parents used to sing i will beat you up

[@quijybojanklebits8750]

@Eliza Sechler yup lamb chops sing along. Wow you must be around 32ish?

[@Someone-ju6sq]

@@someoneontheinternet1516 your evilllllllllllllll

[@chandlersinstrumentals5850]

“Can’t you hurry this up a bit? I hear they eat dinner in Hades at twelve sharp, and I don’t aim to be late.” Would be my last words

[@Someone-ju6sq]

@Chandlers Instrumentals YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@EpochUnlocked]

Shiney

[@argostorm9225]

YOUR MOM DOESNT HAVE ANY KIDS Love it XD

[@snapcracklelaugh6755]

I watched that part three times! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@krrrruptidsoless]

A guy ready to be executed tells a joke that makes everybody in the room laugh for minutes Then when they're done laughing he says I've got more......

[@davidmescher2526]

And he tells the stories for 1001 days.

[@jardex2275]

@@davidmescher2526 and by the time it's over, Country has gone though Civil War, a new regime has begun, and he escape to America as refugee.

[@xstarnightx8338]

My last words: You can shoot me down but freedom will lift me up again. The darkness of my name shall stay, but my soul will be free. I've been treated like dirt, but you never know how good something is until you lose it.

[@pandacraft4893]

This is probably how my last words would go down before I was executed: Executioner: Any last words? Me: Yes, I would like to sing my favorite song before I die Executioner: Very well then, go ahead Me:(very slowly) OOOOOh 1 million bottles of milk on the wall, one million bottles of milk:D...(and so on)

[@thesmilingdevil]

Tis I! The frenchiest fry!

[@theknightofgore]

Once I get to 1 milk I would say OOHHHH then this guy donated 2 million more!

[@Princess12184]

I would sing, "This is the song that never ends". ;)

[@gwerble]

Lol XD

[@CarsonBeaslin]

If you were to sing the song that never ends they would end up shooting you at a random point.

[@hibaqazi]

My last words would be "I left a million dollars in the - -" then I would die and my whole family would search my whole house to find nothing.

[@carterbohne1496]

Hiba Qazi u

[@mazinbajalan4334]

then they find the weed you hid somewhere.

[@eoghanconnolly503]

Hibawashere ' my last words would be "hey wanna see a trick-" then die

[@tasnimmotan4386]

Hibawashere ' that's what I said, I saw it on Pinterest

[@rodeljagad8127]

Eoghan Connolly. Then come back ten years later and be like "haha told ya it was a trick!"

[@lordvladdican2728]

“If you strike me down I’ll become more powerful then you could possibly imagine”

[@Dragnmastralex]

you stole that from Star Wars

[@QwertyQiu]

YASSSSS DA BIRBSSSS

[@shanerooney7288]

My last words: "I've never died before, why should I start now?"

[@lillo4011]

Shane Rooney you can't start living until you die!

[@thegoodamericangamer6395]

Mine would be "I need your guns, your keys, and your vehicles!"

[@HarmonicWave]

"I need ya clothes, ya boots, and ya motorcycle."

[@StellarAedifex]

Death is a door Time is a window I'll be back

[@1SSJA]

Hey. Terminator

[@CompletelyAmorphous]

Stellar Potato now that I've seen this . I will totally remember that...👍

[@clo_-xn7jr]

Stellar Potato that's really good! I will remember that forever

[@anwita9615]

Love your username Stellar Potato!

[@ItsJosh_IGuess]

"You stole that didn't you"

[@w.leoooo]

My last words would be, “AAH NA I DONT DO DEATH! 😂 get it?

[@possiblegames2953]

yes #2

[@nikolane5338]

What #2

[@nikolane5338]

@XAVI WINTCH wish I was 😅

[@rodeljagad8127]

STRIIIKE ME DOWN! And your journey to the dark side... IS COMPLETE!!!

[@nikolaidindial7881]

Rodel Jagad I was literally thinking that!!

[@actinglikedaydreamers6540]

My last words would be "that's all folks"

[@AbruptBongo124]

ActingLikeDaydreamers mine too

[@iceynova]

I saw that from Good Mythical Morning I think

[@rutabaga45]

I'M THE ONE WHO ALWAYS LICKED THE ICING OFF THE POPTARTS AND PUT THEM BACK IN THE BOX!

[@hypermikey6993]

Caelynn Kiera nice u got that from tmnt. I like it.:)

[@luciomain4818]

TMNT reference.... Donny i blame you

[@coolperson1158]

gasp

[@tabithahood7690]

TMNT

[@infinitesprings]

"Ohhhh, that calls for an extra slow death boys."

[@serpentine7748]

My last words before execution: “if you kill me, I promise, I swear to god, that I will haunt you when I am a ghost”

[@blepp2020]

Or "If you kill me, the gods would be angry."

[@OneWeirdDude]

Ghosts aren't real, but okay.

[@PhilKidding]

SCOTT STERLING

[@MaidaA22589]

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

[@BigMamaIsCookin]

HIS FACE IS LIKE A BRICK WALL

[@markloose9016]

HE LOOKS LIKE A WITCH THAT FLEW HER BROOM IN HIS NOSE THEN GOT SMASHED WITH A HAMMER!!!!

[@rhaenareece2773]

HIS NAME IS MATT! SCOTT STERLING IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!

[@BigMamaIsCookin]

+Rhaena Reece Bummer!!!! Ruining our fun!!

[@natsudragneel-ir7sr]

my last word would be " Oh yeah? what you gonna do? kill me?"..*get killed

[@rositat.38]

natsu dragneel I love the odd1sout too

[@hannahp3070]

My last would be "Never surrender!!!! *charges at dude killing me* dieeeeeeee!!"

[@hannahp3070]

I dunno

[@kennygmo5292]

Hannah P

[@lordsylph414]

Hannah P TENNO HEIKA, BANZAI!

[@Pleconium]

I'd say... "I left a million dollars under the-" *dies*

[@wawanahmad7]

+Plecoman lol

[@imsrvd]

0:54, please, please don’t execute me after the Capri line! Lol

[@nars_bars8774]

My last words would be: "Dang it, I forgot to update my status to 'Under execution'"

[@internetisabadplace]

Perfect.

[@SevenQs]

I would do it when I die of old age, and my last breath would be "I hid the treasure under the..."

[@henrysnider1140]

Funny

[@hannahcrenshaw9342]

XD I think that is the best any 1 has got......... but I could think of better if I had a life time to think...... get it?????? ok, my puns are the worst........

[@indeed2513]

My last words would be "I'm batman"

[@velas.journal]

OHHH YESSSS

[@christianjohnson5379]

Maybe that would be Jason's last words.

[@ericklee5738]

My last words would be: So Long, Farewell, Auf Weidersehen, Adieu.

[@hithedragon7842]

Mag Magi yes

[@velas.journal]

Aww yeah!

[@mackenzielefler7232]

Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you

[@sreebeetheone]

"I'd love to stay, and taste my first champagne. Yes?"

[@thesnap5042]

STOP!! I want to talk about cheese!

[@LnPPersonified]

2:19 This was the most underappreciated line in this sketch. It got a belly laugh out of me, but I guess it didn't land for the audience the same way.

[@jonahlange7898]

Went back to watch it. Definitely agree

[@owlgirl4171]

In case people don't wanna back it up: "It is a weird and strangely specific law."

[@jasonbelleza6234]

I like how people are saying "My last words would be like 1. The money is in the- 2. Tell the world my story. 3. Tell the person I love that I love them.

[@jasonbelleza6234]

And then there are people saying "Before I die, replace the sugar with salt. That would be hilarious.🤣😂😆😄😃😀🙂☠️"

[@sheridanfischer1043]

"Your mom doesn't have any kids!" Haha

[@itsclairenicole]

Ha ha ha! Loved that!

[@jessehutson2532]

Tell my wife... i- hey is that a bird?

[@TheOtherGuys2]

How about "You haven't seen the last of me!" In the movies, saying that before you die 100% means you'll be in the sequel.

[@sariwachtelhausen317]

My last words: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"

[@seulgogi6299]

Olive K. I love hamilton

[@hyacinthlover9370]

oh ok then MY last words: « RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM »

[@gracetuttle7542]

YAAAAAAAS.

[@juanmiguelriosortiz4923]

YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

[@ImChillingFriends]

My last words: Delete my internet history!

[@insertclevernicknameisntac754]

My last words Wife: Where do you want to be buried? Me: Suprise me

[@hubertdubois6758]

good one xD

[@apple-je9fw]

GMM Reference?

[@hubertdubois6758]

I think so.. yeah I think its famous last words 2 if I remember correctly

[@Evan24_7]

My last words would be: “Death is not the end”

[@Dragnmastralex]

"Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!" - Vigo the Carpathian

[@ranger8606]

my last words would be "i hid 500 million dollars in the..."

[@252films]

me too

[@anoarhossain2043]

+AnimeDragonxv lol

[@polarpuff2651199]

perhaps you could buy a Scott Sterling jersey with that

[@scarletfeather5969]

Me: "Thank you for fullfilling my dying wish which was to die."

[@seabb]

My last words: Sun, and moon, and stars, and sky... *HEY BABY WHAT YOU WAAANT* Sounds cool, huh?

[@marthaelizabeth7437]

Shelly Bai those are the best last words ever

[@shawnphun2904]

Wow That was really deep

[@alexisgonrowski4289]

Shelly Bai lol you used that from one of there skits so clever

[@quozy.0]

Shelly Bai+ so deep :0

[@matthewmahnke7038]

Shelly Bai I like that if'v watched that one.

[@F1Legend53]

My last words would be “What a world.”

[@cdfest704]

NPC 1887 that’s actually good in any death situation

[@alanaalmeria1841]

My last words would be, "I buried a million dollars under the..."

[@diadiamond3360]

My last words would be tell the world that it is amazing

[@familywebb19]

My final words words would be, "I left a million pounds in the-............"

[@MRPOPO-ui9lq]

Rachel Rules mine would be:"Mission failed,we'l get them next time"

[@NickAdamski69]

Rachel Rules million pounds of what

[@familywebb19]

Pug Man "Pounds" as in english money, not the weight.

[@iselamtz]

Rachel Rules qq

[@hermionegranger750]

Pug Man Pounds are what people in Europe call money.

[@rodeljagad8127]

My final words: tell my sister she was adopted.

[@siphovundla5057]

lol

[@EIectro_]

My final words: there is a million dollars under the... *dies*

[@legrandcallister7064]

is she actually adopted

[@rodeljagad8127]

Nah, but my older brother used to tell her that all the time, not that she believed it, but she says it still hurt because it seemed like he didn't care

[@ANance-uk7hb]

Rodel Jagad That's mean!

[@AWAKEtheIRON]

So many great Studio C sketches. I love ALL of them. But this one is one of my absolute favorites! Its one of Jeremy's best.

[@benodaboy]

I Would say When I am gone, don't cry for me. For in a few moments I will be more alive then any of the living.

[@jasonburr]

that is beautiful

[@Matthew-li7we]

Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[@oasisfire9945]

@@Matthew-li7we Obi Wan NOOOOOooooo

[@David-fi3oo]

U stoll that didnt u

[@willberlin3718]

That’s real Deep, Gets in my head

[@noxicity]

"My booty itches..." Soldier stares and attempts to scribble it down

[@ency4612]

“Clear my browsing hisor-“ Would be my last words

[@Go4Bro]

Sad thing is my last words would probably be... "Did I leave the stove on?"

[@loneykids2742]

my last words would be me running and screaming into a walkie talkie "help! I thought they were supposed to cut my head off! not shoot me!"