Mandy (2018) KILL COUNT

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[@madisenscott5120]

Love you James!!

[@crazyscottishboi3822]

I hope you could add another award to the kill count where youpick the kill that had the most emotion behind it

[@GOOFYLEGOMAN]

Holey god there are so many views and it wasn’t that long ago 😵

[@binkyada]

MERCH

[@allanarnold4088]

When are you going to do some of Rob Zombies work? like House of 1000 corpses and 3 from hell and devils rejects would be awesome to see you go over.

[@thesimpleeevee2139]

Famous last words: “Wow, that sits there real nice.”

[@spiderpig7977]

Christina Fentner now that is not so epic😢

[@kanikeken7672]

Big oof

[@adamcharlie3151]

Moments before disaster

[@Carraway-]

It didn't sit there real nice

[@lissahfry6394]

The axe should have been on the kill count 😂

[@whiteravenkpopfan]

Axe: * drops * James: _"Nooooooo!"_ Chelsea: "Are you okay?" James: _"Nooooooo!"_

[@alacazed9342]

poor james

[@HonorThyTarkus]

Me. Every day I wake up.

[@baloongis6028]

@Ralph Noel Yes

[@zacharymendelsohn3740]

How did that happened?

[@owjc6718]

Rip axe

[@buzzbuzzitsbee9198]

I'm not photosensitive but I really appreciate how James puts little elevator noises before and after the lights flash, very thoughtful

[@pat2rome]

This is one of the only channels that does those warnings right. Most channels just flash the warning up on screen, which is great for when someone is just watching the video and nothing else. But so many times, people have a video on in the background as they're doing other stuff, so not having the warning said out loud renders it pretty useless.

[@rebeccawaters2539]

Im extremely photosensitive and deeply appreciate it!!

[@iamerror6546]

@@pat2romeif they’re not watching the video, the flashing images won’t affect them

[@pat2rome]

@iamerror6546 if they have the video on, the light is still reaching their eyes even if they're not consciously paying attention to it.

[@jackmiles1918]

The fact that nick cage just says yes to pretty much any movie if it pays is probably the best thing he could've done for his late career

[@dreaveronica6944]

The golden chainsaw should have gone to James for how brutally he died inside at the end there

[@lynnelachapelle3929]

lol

[@Gangamstylefan]

Lol

[@owyemen9367]

So bad the death wasn't in the movie

[@muadzm9496]

@@jynx3978 you, go away

[@atyeszpapesz1426]

Lool

[@fishball524]

You could hear the heartbreak in James’s “NOOOOO” when his axe broke. Glad he got a new one

[@weponizedbattletoaster9282]

Jesus your pfp perfectly shows James face

[@JxstPain]

KAZUMAAA! HELP MEEEEE!

[@thecelestial4021]

The Guppigang I’m sorry maybe I’m just a massive dick at this point but I don’t really get why he was so upset

[@thecelestial4021]

The Guppigang nevermind damn poor James I’m glad he got a replacement

[@mathiasnavarron3322]

hey bro nice pic

[@irremedy]

I've watched this episode a couple of times now, just because James's distress over his Mandy murder-axe is funny. That said, I also genuinely love the heartwarming "Baby, are you okay?!" that we hear from Chelsea. Not knowing what happened yet, but hearing his distress, her first leap was genuine worry / concern. Unexpectedly wholesome moment right there.

[@ledestroyerofworlds9366]

Do you have hobbies?

[@thequinninator2134]

you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart shatters

[@ianmcgrath71]

Nice Simpsons reference

[@alfonzo254]

Maybe at the point he shouts "OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO"?

[@cryoverspilledmilk4546]

just like the axe

[@Blackestfang]

True love isn’t dead, James has his axe. Oh and I guess Chelsea hearing him and immediately asking if he’s okay was kinda cute.

[@Ash0512]

Blackestfang kinda?

[@bryxzz]

Blackestfang who said true love was dead😳

[@david4133]

And when she asked if he was ok he yelled no

[@abnerfernandes2475]

TRUE......................................... true

[@AenemicTOOL]

KINDA?!!!!

[@phyro__3595]

I'll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to James's hopes and dreams when the axe fell

[@theconductoresplin8092]

F

[@ducko789]

F

[@LycanInsanity]

F

[@sabo.3002]

Copied ofc

[@shabangGuac]

@@sabo.3002 F

[@loki1456]

17:17 don't mind me, just marking because I love this moment with Lizzie and James calling her a good kitty is so heartwarming. So glad that nothing bad happened to Lizzie!

[@kazz6884]

James:”it sits there real nice” Axe: *commits Midsommar cliff scene*

[@supaidaman9750]

James: "That sits there real nice." Axe: " And that's where you're wrong, kiddo."

[@jz9172]

Supaida Man underrated

[@ringodoodles490]

Axe: **tests fall damage**

[@thespectacularspider-man2549]

YEAH YEAH YEAH, WOW!

[@soggi_pancakes9860]

It’s a Shampoo bottle in the shower

[@artistkilldrawer4490]

It was like soap in a prison

[@hobojoe5179]

“Wow, that sits there real nice.” Axe: I'm about to end this man's whole *contentment*

[@animallovercb6931]

Axe: "And my life"

[@balabanasireti]

Yawn.

[@gillianfleischer5620]

Passione Nera wow I’m sorry this comment doesn’t live up to your standards your majesty 🙄🙄🙄

[@sillygoose635]

@@balabanasireti Haha **shut.**

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

If I had a nickel for every time a movie turned Nic Cage into the Doomslayer, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[@chriss3485]

whats the other one?

[@zaynes5094]

@@chriss3485 "Pig". It's actually very slow-build, like Mandy, but different story one in which shows him as a man on a mission to get his one and only companion and friend, a pig, back from those who stole her. One such film that Nick Cage has said is his personal favorite.

[@phant0m-0-9]

*3 nickels

[@takagalore]

4

[@mikeyfrance9469]

Season of the witch too

[@foreverofthestars4718]

"Baby are you ok?" Well there goes my heart dissolving from wholesomeness.

[@abnerfernandes2475]

Axe:*breaks* James: *sad meat noises*

[@jenniferzackschewski2189]

😂 @ sad meat noises

[@spudmuffin2688]

#sadmeat 😢 🥩

[@gcbsstrangelife6246]

Why is his crotch going up and down?

[@sablong]

Mandy: *laughs*

[@jennisgurung2760]

@@gcbsstrangelife6246 okay gacha

[@jonathankingste4614]

The VERY first thing she says is “Baby are you ok?” thats true care.

[@kutthaslowly]

You know she's a keeper when she cares about you

[@PichDextro]

When my parents heard glass shattering the first thing they always yelled was "What the hell was that!?" I always felt more scared than cared about xD

[@KWEEEEP]

Or Annie are you ok

[@jarrodoakley6911]

She was very quick with it. Super cute.

[@immarkers]

...bruh I wrote this a month before this guy and he gets nearly 2k likes...wow

[@Joshi_the_Yoshi]

I love that a majority of the comments are about James's axe breaking and not about the film itself. So I'll say something about this film, it's a fucking amazing fever dream and I love it. And Nicolas Cage being one of my favorite actors because of how over the top he is makes it more enjoyable for me.

[@meta5945]

Another small detail i love about this movie is how red even put on the black and white 44 baseball tee before his killing spree that mandy was wearing before her death.

[@learningprograms5516]

Wow'a

[@angeldust6341]

Mandy: Dies Red: *your living privileges has now expired*

[@carlorobinson9588]

@You Got Games On yo Phone? It’s better like this: your free trial of life has ended

[@angeldust6341]

We did it bois. 1.1K Likes

[@GermansRuinedWT]

ImUnoriginalOof EA

[@v0dka885]

“Wow, that sits there real nice.” Axe: OHHHHH I FOUND A QUARTER

[@thelightwecarry]

Lol

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

😐 Damn it! 😂

[@BowlOfSpaghetti]

Best comment on a damn video ever

[@lazerglazer4701]

Lol

[@starprince5098]

😂😂😂

[@franciscovilaca900]

I don’t have any sensitivity to flashing lights but it’s nice that they put visual and audio warnings for people who do

[@handle69420cheese]

As creepy and terrifying Red's smile at the end is he kinda looks like he's been dipped in salsa and now that salsa is getting a bit crusty, ngl.

[@thatboyned9549]

“Wow,that sits there real nice” Axe: are you sure about that?

[@WeedSmoker-mn5em]

That Boy Ned I DONT WANT ANY DAMN VEGTABLES

[@SorenPlayzStuff]

The axe rebels

[@drained_yayo]

Nice copypasta

[@thatboyned9549]

@Shut Up God is the Alpha and the Omega, maker of Heaven and Earth. . . . God is the creator of the universe and the source of our knowledge of right and wrong.

[@thatboyned9549]

@@WeedSmoker-mn5em Alright that is it young man no bible stories for you tonight!

[@the13throse]

James: [finishes the video] His axe: My time has come.

[@DoctorTamik]

At what video it happened?

[@marcie9408]

XD

[@mr.irrelevant8826]

😂

[@balabanasireti]

Yawn.

[@d.blakeview8281]

Sad Meat

[@daltonz8873]

The way James says “it sits there real nice” makes me so happy and I don’t know why

[@StreetFighterFan777]

Nic Cage’s mumbled “Cheddar Goblin…” at 11:07 fucking KILLS me and I don’t know why.

[@Kiui_Sea]

I’ve never felt so bad for a man who lost his axe. Rest In Peace.

[@bunnothebunny3286]

Mr. Morris shut up edge lord

[@aaronm4858]

@@bunnothebunny3286 can't he just glue it back together

[@kadenwellman4047]

Rest in pieces

[@xxdarksyntheticxx7723]

@@bunnothebunny3286 your just looking for attention

[@bunnothebunny3286]

@@xxdarksyntheticxx7723 yeah that’s fair, I don’t know what the hell I was thinking when I wrote that comment

[@revengeofthenerds7067]

The heartbroken “nnnnooooooooo” makes me so sad man. I can’t see James sad. That’s like seeing a sad puppy. And Chelsea immediately saying “baby are you ok?” Is so heartwarming you two are literally the best.

[@bubblesthekitty4423]

Ah yes he reminds me of a sad kid when they’re toy breaks

[@SilverBordered]

@Se Se What's your damage, pal? Dude literally said it was sad to see someone else sad. That's called empathy.

[@richards4387]

My exact thoughts. I really love them and thank them for giving us such great content!

[@huntercromer9395]

I have been there too My greenlight diecast toy car of the 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse from the first Fast and Furious film broke and my parents helped me replaced the car

[@BiLLz66614]

Se Se calm down cool guy. They didn’t say they wanted to go fuck them or wear their faces... they said they felt bad ... lol

[@bingwhentheresstuff]

I love how James always says locations were "played by" such and such place. Such a pleasing little bit of anthropomorphism lol

[@mady6929]

Absolutely heartbreaking to see James’s reaction when the ax broke Also very cute to hear the concerned “baby are you ok?!?” Come from the other room

[@cooperbrahmsteadt5123]

“Nooooooo” “Are you ok” No, his one true love is gone. Ripped away from him before his very eyes

[@staticcharlie3398]

If you asked me all the happened is he ended up with 2 cool 1 handed weapons

[@uigoku671]

His other true love is Chelsea if that’s how you spell her name

[@LnPPersonified]

I looked up how much it costs, and it's $350 USD. If that were me, I'd be screaming a lot louder than James did.

[@angrycinnabon5164]

Just like Richie and Eddie-

[@aquaticfilly0974]

I want to like your comment, but it has 420 likes, so I cant

[@n0tsparky]

James: *Puts the beast axe on his shelf* The Beast Axe: Aight, I’m bout to head out

[@mythicghostly5222]

its ima not im bout to

[@hostofsoulslol]

"Oh wait, I can't"

[@menib7574]

So either way I started breaking

[@zanerkindardis8978]

Seeing people misquote memes hurts my soul

[@meow_bastard]

Boop stfu

[@ChaseHukill]

I love how James references LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAN

[@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124]

Ikr? That’s the greatest commercial ever!

[@jorgeamaya6407]

I can't stop laughing at James's face full of sadness. Sorry 💀

[@redroqqs9764]

james: "that sits there real nice" axe: "very poor choice of words"

[@crucifixroarband8838]

RookieKnight understatement of the century

[@chaoticchill8744]

Axe: "Ight imma head out"

[@paulhernandez515]

“Mighty bold of you to assume I’ll stay.”

[@hankhill7813]

He Depressed afterwards

[@alessandrosuarez865]

Where was it at because I didn't see that part

[@garbagecontentmaker7877]

Nicks creepy ass smile in the end when he’s looking at Mandy next to him in the car is the scariest thing I saw in the duration of the movie

[@rumuelnathanael8043]

The famous "You don't say?!" meme smile.

[@helloworld2784]

TRUE

[@dum_tard5528]

same

[@hollywoodgogo]

Same! I got chills!

[@obi-wankenobi7041]

At first I thought it was James

[@giornogiovanna623]

James: that sits there real nice Axe: My time has come

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

A year later, and still one of my favorite episodes of the Kill Count for one of my favorite movies ever! ROAR US ON FOR ANOTHER YEAR, LIZZIE~!

[@giovannylugo7954]

Chelsea going “baby are you okay!?” Was so wholesome. Y’all gonna be the best bride and groom.

[@dr.portal4557]

That Sure was Sweet

[@stephenstotch7471]

Vanessa Monika it was baby

[@artkid9281]

they should have their wedding on Halloween. Reasons why: 1: Who cares about formal attire? Wear costumes!! 2: shpookay!!! 3: he'll never forget the anniversary and neither will we!! 4: it totally goes with his channel! 5: instead of flowers, Chelsea can just lob a pumpkin behind her and hope it doesn't knock anybody out. 6: idk any other reasons but I'm sure there's more.

[@ajhia9522]

time stamp?

[@giovannylugo7954]

Katsuki Bakugou right at the end when James shows how the sword thing broke

[@jordannotgivingmyname1321]

James: That sits there real nice! Axe: *doesn't sit there nice*

[@antonymilne1346]

James afterwards: *N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O*

[@david4133]

Even when Chelsea asks if he's ok he still yells no

[@DogPerson626]

Axe: *”are you sure about that?!?!?!”*

[@AHSytc_8D]

18:33 for those who don't know, that is a reference from the japanese chewing gum commercial. They use use the long long man song for outro. Just search long long man and I guarantee that you'll love the commercial.

[@thequinninator2134]

the way james says breakfast vodka lives in my brain rent free

[@ladycplum]

I love how concerned Chelsea sounded when James let out his NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@motchiman5423]

@Mrq Yaskn Lol😂

[@the_enderswordgaming]

What?

[@Petaurista13]

@@the_enderswordgaming At the end, when axe broke.

[@BrokenGodEnt]

fiance goals. most of my girlfriends would have been like "YOURE SO LOUD SHUT UP" lmao. There's one who'd go "ARE YOU OK?", but then walk in and laugh at me for being an idiot.

[@Petaurista13]

@@BrokenGodEnt Beat me. Most of my family acts like that when I'm physically hurt...

[@jadecatgd5610]

*Breaks* “Sad Meat”

[@Sebtheidiot]

Me after I finsh beating it

[@RisingMC]

More like dead inside meat

[@gnol89]

@@Sebtheidiot o

[@huegrection7464]

@@Sebtheidiot lol same

[@clipsyoudontwatch]

@@Sebtheidiot *sad wank*

[@hotskaterchic9993]

Nicks sinister smile at the end... just gets me man. I love to feel eerie after a horror movie and i did

[@Wifgargfhaurh]

A horror movie where the hero of the story goes on a psychotic killing rampage... Quite unique for horror

[@chunky_slut]

“Baby are you ok?!” Chelsea is the sweetest angel. We must protect Chelsea at all costs.

[@Jforrester90]

James responded with Noooooo my fucking thing broke. So is he ok or not ok. Never answered her

[@oralconnickie7199]

Time stamp?

[@Hightower2804TP]

@@oralconnickie7199 22:38

[@oralconnickie7199]

@@Hightower2804TP thanks

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

Who’s Chelsea

[@gothicglypso5197]

Imagine someone tries to break into james’s house and then James just walks down the stairs holding his murder axe

[@brayonyx14]

Robber: why do i hear boss music

[@manofsoupe116]

Robber: breaks in "Hi, I'm James A. Janisse, welcome to the Kill Count."

[@GJBattles]

@@manofsoupe116 XD

[@ghosti_vx5342]

@@manofsoupe116 your the first kill I'm mentioning*kills*

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

Or the axe breaks upon contact with the intruder.

[@zombiesmilk5281]

I feel like golden chainsaw should have gone to the actual chainsaw fight. It's always just gruesome to see a person face just get destroyed by a chainsaw and that fight was sick as hell.

[@Noag42]

I love how he says the forest was playing a role😂😂

[@nexonsartori1816]

"Watch this, Lise, you can actually pinpoint the *second* his heart rips in half!"

[@kal5126]

Nice reference!! 😂

[@dustyrust36]

Lisa*

[@nexonsartori1816]

@@dustyrust36 Nah the quote very specifically doesn’t have the pronunciation of the A at the end of her name. I was using phonetics, not proper name.

[@scottwpilgrim]

@@dustyrust36 Bart always shortens Lisa's name as Lise or Lees.

[@bennett420316]

I miss Lionel Hutz

[@minmoplaysgames]

“I’m James A. Janisse” hits differently when you’re waiting till the end of the month to see this.

[@honeygachabear9492]

XD

[@oldbean7150]

honey bearᄆᄌᄆ yeah

[@fel2651]

irfan the human shut up

[@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_]

irfan the human well it’s pretty obvious. Jake Paul and Logan Paul sucks.

[@The_Real_Gonk_Droid_]

irfan the human they do. They are very obnoxious and plug their own merch and begging for ad revenue

[@fluffcake]

"It sits there real nice." Axe: Watch me whip

[@Miniduck9013]

Chelsea saying “baby are you ok” is so sweet and wholesome

[@don1sdead]

James’ reaction to his axe falling and breaking had the same vibe as that vine where the girl accidentally launches her flying Barbie into the fire place

[@twittersucks8297]

Accuracy

[@lj9847]

Btw just saying I'm pretty sure it's tinker bell not Barbie the only reason why I know this is bc I had one

[@booty_hunter4207]

Flying barbie bruh its tinker bell

[@raisha_kyrios5365]

@@booty_hunter4207 yeah...from what i know that toy is called "flutterbye"

[@GreenBeanie91]

Why does nick cage look like James covered in blood in the thumbnail.

[@sebb7162]

That's what I said lol

[@greythomas6199]

I thought it was him and made it to an actual movie

[@gnol89]

That’s what i thought lmao

[@Luccifugus]

@@greythomas6199 same

[@gamergod9993]

You’ve been on KZbin for over 8 years, I respect that.

[@YolandaAnneBrown95726]

Huge congratulations to Mandy herself, Andrea Riseborough on her first Oscar nomination for "To Leslie". Awesome Sauce!!!

[@PossiblyChipsButEmo]

Aww Chelseas little "are you okay baby" was cute

[@arfansthename]

James: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chelsea (in the distance): Are you okay? James: NOOOOOOOO!

[@small_fry1013]

Poor chelsea has to be thinking he fell over on his many sharp replicas

[@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist]

Not Gonna Lie Chelsea's Reaction there is *Pretty Cute to Hear*

[@laptopkiller2861]

I never knew what they were saying thanks for the comment cherlock

[@tylerstanley1455]

Chelsea's the real MVP

[@merixx1110]

Her sigh as she realizes he's not hurt and is just being overdramatic that his murder axe broke really speaks volumes.

[@benjaminsimons8263]

There's nothing overdramatic about that. He had something that he really enjoyed having, and it broke. His reaction was kinda reminiscent of a kid whose favorite toy just broke

[@jenniferzackschewski2189]

Benjamin Simons, that’s exactly what I said to my husband. He looked like a kid whose toy broke on Christmas.

[@maximumaction1125]

I understand his reaction the axe costs $443 I would be pretty upset if that broke

[@TheBeastr]

@@maximumaction1125 atleast he got a replacement sent to him

[@maximumaction1125]

@@TheBeastr damn straight

[@Nunov103]

The “obey” moment cracks me up, just brilliant 😂😂

[@mahaliajean-charles9544]

I swear I just wanted to give James a big mama bear hug at the end! Glad he was able to get his ax fixed and that Chelsea was right there to make sure he was ok!👍 Love this channel!❤

[@Mr_Greeny]

Yo why the hell is James’s axe getting destroyed the saddest part of this video?

[@TylerAuu]

I felt so bad for him.

[@axelnilsson5124]

Lack of balance

[@Yaggert]

For real though

[@thejaconator6365]

Fr.m I was like dam

[@collin4446]

Dylan Fletcher fr though

[@MissyStuck]

Chelsea’s “baby are you okay?” Was the cutest thing ever 🥺

[@eliechavarria7703]

Melissa I agree too.

[@FMJ1400]

Time stamp?

[@jayj1796]

😭 I love them sm!!!

[@jayj1796]

and it’s at the very very end, James shows himself playing w his weapon

[@ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot]

I know 😭

[@rffrice]

Can’t believe he quoted the best commercial series. “Looong Looong Maaaaaaaaaaan”

[@dreadful_dream]

It was an emotional rollercoaster, and I was glad I went in for the ride.

[@slimebot8676]

I love that you could hear Jame's (now wife, Congrats James!!) yell "Baby are you okay??" As soon as he said "ohh noooo!" That was so heartwarming 🥺

[@DIO___]

*Axe breaks* James:”Noooooooooooooo!” Gf:”Baby u ok?” James:”Nooooooooooo!”

[@lonelytylenol9362]

My fuckin thing broke

[@YaboySyx]

I think you mean fiance

[@ginhalo2765]

His fiance's name is Chelsey

[@MemistProductions]

James: *Finishes Kill Count* Axe: ight, imma head out

[@wendigoose2885]

The whole movie looks like an infinite headache

[@bluesSGL]

Mandy seemed like a really awesome person to be around.

[@chrisrains8670]

How many deaths were responsible in “The break of the murder axe”? Let’s find out and get to the kills There were 2 deaths in the video, one an inanimate object and the other James soul, which leaves us with a half cherry half gray pie chart With a run time of 30 seconds and 2 kills, we can average that out to a kill every 15 seconds I give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to the axe for brutally murdering James’ emotions Dull machete for lamest kill goes to James for putting the axe in a very unsafe position, causing its downfall And that’s it, “The break of the murder axe” was released on March 27 in 2020 and left fans absolutely devastated, seeing James’ heart explode to bitter pieces of “Dead Meat” ...thanks

[@jaxattack4817]

Be good people😆😆

[@sundered681]

Beautiful.

[@user-sq9pf9eo9w]

That was good

[@tiagomarques9822]

This was epic.

[@LudwigElric118]

This is a thing of beauty

[@brendanpearson455]

“Baby, are you okay?” Chelsea’s concern at the end was the sweetest thing.

[@punished_venom_snake]

Stephen King1999 I know right

[@KidFresh71]

Loved the trippy visual elements in this movie; an instant classic. Up there with The Witch, Hereditary, The Lighthouse & Get Out, Annihilation & Midsommar as my favorite recent horror films. Are we in a new golden age of horror?

[@femboyenthusiast3231]

nic is such a good actor, i know people shit on him for being weird and stuff and being in some not so good movies. The bathroom scene, when me and my partner saw it. made me cry. I'm not entirely sure why, its just so powerful to me

[@KirbyMobile1]

Two people died in the mini movie at the end of the video, One man and One axe. That leaves us with a nice even grey and blue pie. I’ll give the golden chainsaw award to the axe, that climactic death of shattering with the dude in an onosecond is really satisfying. I’ll get the dull machete award for lamest kill that that nameless guy. He died from his soul just leaving his body before it ends. With a run time of 50 seconds, that gives us a kill on average every 25 seconds exactly. And that’s it, The Tragedy of James' axe , unofficial title by the way, came out in 2020. Until next time, I’m [REDACTED]. This has been the kill count.

[@zipmaniac5277]

Sniperkid 1395 now that is a BRUH MOMENT

[@joshbrewster2832]

you took time to do this and i appreciate that

[@vortiger5035]

Impressive, now add that and the whole scoot of this video Edit “script” not scoot

[@mushroorn]

Stolen comment.

[@remington-7008]

Alanna Artroid made this comment on these video kzbin.info/www/bejne/baXRnHyfrNFgmbM over a month ago its the top comment on the video stolen comment

[@memelord2449]

James:finishes kill count Axe:Ight imma head out

[@darthpablo8215]

The Axe wanted to be a kill

[@Weird..lesbian69]

This movie is so weirdly good 💀

[@aldrichhf35]

I actually wanted a horror movie where the person who survived a massacre from a bunch of psycho killers takes revenge by hunting them one by one like this, or simply reverse horror

[@joecook8620]

Nick cage really put his time as the ghost rider to use when he killed that dude with the chain saw and chain

[@danieldavis9832]

We need a good ghost rider movie. Ghost rider is badass

[@dash2240]

LOOK INTO MY EYES

[@danieldavis9832]

@@dash2240 SORRY. ALL OUT OF MERCY💀

[@sunheat7012]

Because you mentioned that terrible movie ghost rider I am disliking this comment

[@danieldavis9832]

@@sunheat7012 every part besides the ghost rider scene sucked. Ghost rider himself is badass. Keanu Reeves could make a good ghost rider

[@retromagic5020]

Mandy: *laughs at Jeremiah* Jeremiah: When in doubt, Whip it out

[@Alyssamariem3]

YaBoiMagic I wonder if Louis Ck is his favorite comedian lol

[@blissfulbabybatter]

And that is how I got my first restraining order

[@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI]

James: "It sits there real nice.♡" Ax: "You Cant Tell Me What To Do, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" *-CRACK-*

[@aaront4494]

Dang, I knew it was coming but my heart still dropped when it fell. That is so awesome that they provided another one.

[@miklutek]

10% of the comments: about the kill count 90% of the comments: about the axe accident at the end. Axedent? Idk man, it was sad

[@thedude8457]

I hate seeing James upset

[@I_Hat123]

Axeident

[@Archmagos_assistant]

Nice 👌🏾

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

Hehe, axe-ident. That's funny. Also that comment is absolutely something James would say in one of his kill counts.

[@acemerceramv8561]

It was saxe

[@joshhale9355]

The way I described this movie to a friend was “have you ever wondered what it’s like to have a bad acid trip listening to 70’s prog rock? Oh and Nic Cage is there”

[@josephwebb5663]

Joshua Hale all I could think while watching this kill count was “ what a shroom trip “

[@johandre52]

I like how he didn't even need to explain who Nicolas Cage was.

[@mistamemewide]

I know Nic Cage gets a lot of flack for acting, but when he in the right movie, he absolutely kills it.

[@bootyman20]

James is so sad about the axe breaking but he fails to see that he has a TINY MURDER AXE AND A SPEAR NOW!

[@antoniomathews8147]

I was just about to say, It's basically the Broken Spear of Leonidas from Assassin's Creed Odyssey

[@goldylocks1932]

The Devs he now has 2 in 1

[@Toylawyer]

James: I have been CHOSEN * Holds axe and Dagger (that's what I think it looks like) *

[@rachel_c_frey]

Chelsea's immediate "Babe, are you okay!?" warmed my heart a lil bit

[@prolapsdrektem9264]

Blake Watson I have never seen such a hardcore SIMP in my life that you would try and flirt over KZbin comments 😂

[@zoombini1831]

Blake Watson god bless you

[@camoplant199]

It kinda rubs salt into a wound if you've been alone for 17 years

[@Hermitant10]

@@prolapsdrektem9264 well i mean the only way to get anything is to try 🤣😁 something i doubt you would understand

[@claytonchalmers5804]

Camo Plant amen brother

[@tabytrujillo8314]

Honestly the sweetest thing is how fast Chelsy came running to check on James when she heard him yell that's a good woman right there

[@theprinceoflies4419]

22:24 Play it over and over again

[@Perci5tance]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@shark4330]

the heartbroken, dead inside look on james’s face at the end is KILLING ME.

[@lit-eral5953]

That’s mean

[@softyspectre8125]

I genuinely thought he might cry cuz I KNOW I woulda

[@softyspectre8125]

@@lit-eral5953 what? No it's not he's saying he feels bad for the guy

[@senko-san5095]

The golden chainsaw should be his

[@qwaszxgare]

I've never seen him look so sad!

[@donnamitsuki281]

James died inside when the thing broke and that equals like... All his pain while counting The Purge movies...

[@softyspectre8125]

This should have gotten a heart from them

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

James: *has acid trip* James: needs a bit of salt

[@13shaeshae]

“Noooooooooo” “are you okay?” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO” mood.

[@Nessi5]

Chelsea's "Baby are you okay?" at the end is the cutest thing ever!

[@timfrey2358]

Rachel V that melted my heart lmao but I was able to laugh knowing he has a new axe :)

[@eliechavarria7703]

Rachel V I agree. 😔😔😔😔😍😍😍😍

[@edelbyrne4255]

what do u think their couple name should be? Jamesea?

[@sniper_dragon2593]

I agree

[@zedsyzygy205]

@@edelbyrne4255 Chelsames

[@meow-kay2998]

you haven't seen true sadness until you've looked into the eyes of a man who has lost his badass battle axe

[@em-kie]

Chelsea at the end calling if a James is okay is somehow very wholesome to me.