Top 10 Crypt TV Monsters RANKED!

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~~Introduction Section~~
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~~"The Rankings"~~
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[@DeadMeat]

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[@supermongdong]

Dead Meat spooky but cool it’s 4 am I need sleep

[@manuelerminy]

Cool

[@tropic294boi7]

The one about the crazy doctor is terrifying

[@xdoomslayerx4785]

Dead Meat awesome james

[@isaacsanthouse889]

Dead Meat I'm first... Sorta

[@Crypttv]

Lucy has officially been inducted into the Hall of Monsters.

[@DeadMeat]

OH MY GOD

[@zettron3721]

I have Nightmares of her Already Help ;-;

[@jimkin2705]

Good job on the mimic that's one of favs my best is looksee (I always mess up the name) really liked the idea you made with him and a cool design

[@robertolares7016]

CryptTV you are awsome

[@overkill5263]

Make a vid about her ft dead meat and Lucy

[@lazyurchin]

I love how the mimic looks like a giant puppet when it says, "hi daddy"

[@Inkythesquid21]

I love it

[@Hellwaterva]

That made my body take a screenshot

[@Rachel98246]

It _is_ a giant puppet 😂

[@nothere3487]

Bro for reals Sounds like goofy

[@t4s.xy0]

James: our next monster is Lucy! Crypt Tv: write that down *WRITE THAT DOWN!!!*

[@xxsome_onexx7618]

when he saw the mimic on live stream he didnt even say wat the f*ck he said *OO WHAT THE FOOK*

[@Oblivionaire]

And now, Lucy has made it into Meow!

[@calicupcake2k10]

I’m scared now. H E L P. 😳

[@iamjadon8075]

as you walk down the stairs you see your cat turn the corner.. you go to check on him and boom there it is.. a cat with a open face and thousands of sharp teeth it spits at you and as you trip into the stairs you scream WHAT TUE HELL IS THAT THING?! getting up and running back to your room it follows close behind you as you get to your room..you slam the door loading your 12gauge. you wait silently waiting for it to knock down the door..BOOM the door go’s down you put all 5 rounds into it making shredding cat soup on the ground.. you look at yourself and see melted skin.. that wasn’t spit...that was acid

[@calicupcake2k10]

@@iamjadon8075 oh hell nah!

[@envysmelody]

Nobody: Subtitles: Hi I’m James a Chinese

[@bentennyson2615]

Aquafire The Skywing haha

[@dogefan12349]

Hella underrated af comment

[@jujocz6152]

Also crib TV

[@QuadElementals]

@@dogefan12349 not at all

[@dogefan12349]

@@QuadElementals This was the first version of this I saw, back then I didn't know it was overused.

[@vinzenzhormann3242]

"Kinderfänger" is definitely inspired by an old german tale called "Rattenfänger von Hameln" ("rat-catcher of hameln")(hameln is a city in germany). The tale is about a town in which are so many rats that they hire a mysterious man to remove them. He plays a song on his flute and all rats are following him magically, so he brings them to the nearest river and every rat drowns in there. After this happens the city refuses to pay the mysterious man, so he starts playing a song on his flute again but this time the children of the town are following him and he brings them into a mountain nearby. Just two kids returned to the city: a blind and a child that isn't able to talk, but they couldn't explain the citizens where the missing kids are. The other children have never returned to the city. Fun fact: Freddy Krüger`s striped pullover is based on an old illustration of the rat-catcher :)

[@lilylut]

Lol, daran hatte ich garnicht gedacht...

[@HashTheGrappler]

thanks for the fun fact, I love old folk tales, especially dark ones!

[@julianpszarski9130]

Ich war schonmal in Harmeln

[@julianpszarski9130]

Ich meine Hameln

[@NightLight9595]

The Pied Piper

[@markcampos4862]

James's reaction to the mimic got me 😂😂 " *Hi daddy* " "AH WHAT THE FOOK"

[@cristianaligarcia]

Lmao what the fuuuuucck

[@Rising_Lightning]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jo3pa690]

He sounded like goofy

[@nathanowen3446]

AHHH wot the fooooooooooooooooooooook

[@nsxzlaz8569]

Without context thats hilarious

[@Rasallon]

If Crypt T.V. is Marvel for monsters, I cannot wait for their version of Avengers.

[@YEET-gq2mj]

Rasallon NOICE

[@ungabunga6278]

Lol

[@seeyouspaceraccoon]

OOH INFINITY WAR FOR THE CRYPT

[@SashaTheSheep]

Rasallon same

[@deadlylate7737]

Pr infinty war

[@divinegrunt0375]

When the mimic was talking in the parents room when the dad was in the sons room I thought it was actually in my room and I'm wearing headphones with ambient sound on so it scared the crap out of me

[@hinka9391]

Does anyone think the monster in The Birch looks oddly beautiful

[@izukumidoriyaakadeku2635]

Hinka I would love her as a motherly protector

[@markcampos4862]

Yeah

[@DriftOwl]

Yeah and natsuki I’m with you

[@subarusakamaki1]

Its reminds me of a little version of a monster in Escape the Night

[@scriptedmilk5633]

yeah

[@KaMafo28]

Honestly, I'm just so proud of this channel, you can really tell James puts so much work into every video! I 100% agree with this list

[@Crypttv]

He's the best!

[@CoolkingVLOGS]

Cryptv whats good im a sub your vids are better than horror movies

[@JustANameron]

Not only is James the best at counting kills, but he stays true with his opinions, always honest about every opinion. Both CryptTV and Dead Meat are the places to go for horror movies.

[@angelahurst3529]

+Crypt TV WE LOVE TO SEE YOUR VIDEOS BEFORE GOING TO BED.

[@coko6327]

Crypt TV plz Look-See season 3

[@ppbandit8832]

"I mean, yeah, he charges fingers and other body parts for his frozen treats, but he must be doing something right because he's burning a hole through this one family's digital currency" *DIGITAL* currency what a goddamn pun

[@divyanshukunwar7849]

i didn't catch the pun... what does it mean?

[@watermeloon314]

@@divyanshukunwar7849 digits is another name for fingers.

[@totaldramataco4961]

@@watermeloon314 ohhhhh I didn't understand that either lol

[@calicupcake2k10]

@@totaldramataco4961 me too.

[@daydreamer8344]

I love the witch from Stone Heart, since her motive is to protect woman and she kinda fights for justice.

[@twindrill2852]

((SPOILERS)) Wrong. She double-crossed her host for trying not to kill an innocent.

[@samcross8532]

I lIkE cRuElLa DeViL bEcAuSe ShE mAkEs CoAtS oUt Of DoGs, ShEs JuSt An ArTiSt YoU kNoW Dumbass

[@samcross8532]

​@@twindrill2852 ye my point exactly

[@dippy_dot_mann6922]

The birch is a lady. She is the mother of trees, and protector of the pure hearted.

[@itzamarahere3426]

No shit Sherlock

[@willunawonderland5453]

@@itzamarahere3426 hey watson james called it a he so they were correcting

[@Dummie501]

4:50 "Oh-Oohjahfuckin" ~ James A. Janisse (2018)

[@toaster2822]

I have been laughing for 5 minutes. Thank you

[@Dummie501]

AnythingYT You are very welcome my dude 👍🏻

[@Vsp.monokuma]

Hahahhahahhahahaha

[@spoopyd.8910]

We need more of this, you're CLEARLY enjoying it, and it makes the vid way more awesome!

[@pugzarecyte4423]

The mimic looks more like a killer burrito with eyes

[@Njabs_04]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@springwolfie1855]

It looks like me when I finally come out of my room to get my poppedcorn from the oven

[@lethaleagle2884]

6:06 Who else thought that Mira Mira looks like a demogorgon with eyes when she opens her face?

[@ghosti_vx5342]

Ik

[@swaggyboidrew4737]

I know right

[@69casino91]

Yes I thought it was at first

[@Chigbungus4887]

IKR

[@bentennyson2615]

Jacob Nockowitz Mira Mira and demogorgon: * have a date * -9 months later- Mira Mira:* walks holding a baby * Demogorgon: * sees Mira Mira and the baby* AH CRAP

[@esthercho5578]

She protecc She attacc She's the birch and she'll be bacc

[@CryptidVulpes]

@pedro no

[@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571]

She is good

[@Romxn13]

Dam dos some are bars or sticks bad pun

[@Specs004]

Looks like you were right, The Birch is Bacc

[@agronsso3825]

Birch is a bitch ,professor birch too You best know she finna murder you

[@prosbtw5226]

He should have said “Jk lucy is not a cripttv monster shes just a monster”

[@maddymooo]

That's something to say about my cat.

[@prosbtw5226]

Waffle Wizard true

[@nehemiahzo_]

I read this as CripTV

[@joeyandrewgonzalez]

Stfu

[@goudacheese7491]

4:23 James: watching stuff on her phone in bed, something literally all of us have done before Me: watching this on my phone in bed😬

[@caidenst.laurent7386]

That freaked me out because that’s what I’m doing right now

[@caesar5285]

Same

[@ZenGamer360]

I was doing that but paid no attention

[@bernardwalsh8444]

@@caidenst.laurent7386 same here buddy

[@amike151]

Never looks at phone in bed again

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

It's funny how one of the nicest guys on KZbin reviews some of goriest stuff out there.

[@PapaBearIsHere]

Ironically its the same with the actors, Robert england, Kane Hooder, Ted white are a few examples of good people who actually play a part in horror movies but are nice as hell guys

[@tardersauce3578]

Yeah I don’t like horror movies, but I’ve seen every episode. I can’t stop.

[@helloandgoodbye1870]

Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation yeah

[@tardersauce3578]

OnlyGoodShhh I think it fits.

[@tardersauce3578]

OnlyGoodShhh okay...

[@enderlinc6432]

Ice cream man is a symbol of what parents give for their children.

[@upbeatcloud4145]

@{Kaykay is noice} aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Go to the River!

[@gabrielt.c]

My mom is actually friends with the person who plays ice cream man! He is really cool and very nice!

[@xxlgamer3330]

me noticing they cant work at most of the jobs without fingers

[@GhostlyFyre]

Man the Founder’s must have earned a lot of cash to start Zona, but I never thought he got it though fingers tho

[@izukumidoriyaakadeku2635]

I love the symbolism of the ice cream man, it shows that parents will do anything for their kids happiness, even give up their own body parts. ☺️

[@MrGoose-cz9gm]

I never thought about that....

[@jajob_1235]

Okie dokie

[@ZodiaCryptic]

@@jajob_1235 ......

[@errorsansfemale9456]

PUT THE MEMES IN THE BAG AND YOU'LL LEAVE ALIVE!!!!

[@karlkarletto8427]

Or maybe they are just hardcore masochist that gain sexual gratification from mutilating themselves

[@tbirdgamer4117]

“Watching stuff on her phone in bed, something literally all of us have done before.” Man I’m doing this right now and it’s pitch black in my room.

[@NYInfamous]

That line about digital currency is the most clever anything ever. Well fuckin played man

[@travislathangue2219]

Josh Neff i didnt get it whoops

[@travislathangue2219]

Josh Neff nevermind its DIGITal currency nice one

[@Parietal-Polymath]

I came for the monsters, I stayed for the witty jokes.

[@tinky155]

I'm a german Person and "Kinderfänger" is a german word and when i translate it Than it means something like "child hunter".

[@micheleherbig1823]

and its obviously based on the tale "Der Rattenfänger von Hameln"

[@fbi-6036]

Bin auch deutsch

[@pleasestopdisassemblingmylimbs]

@@fbi-6036 Gratuliere.

[@darkyeve]

Hey I'm german too Und mir ist langweilig@-@

[@philippterhorst2880]

Warum ist mir auch langweilig🤔

[@CaptainNugget]

Well...Since they are partnered up I'm looking to see James in a future short film. That would be cool right...Right?

[@Crypttv]

CaptainNugget very!

[@CaptainNugget]

CryptTV I would love for it to happen ❤️ all love guys.

[@atomiclr6369]

CaptainNugget dude you just made a collaboration bigger than infinity war happen.

[@ARizo-vv5dp]

AtomicLR you are not wrong

[@CaptainNugget]

AtomicLR 😂LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@AidanKeane-tx8mq]

One of my personal favorites is the brute from the door in the woods, truly terrifying and unstopable unless you’re in a very specific situation

[@aleahlrb]

The Thing in the Apartment is the literal reason why I don't use my phone and orher gadgets in the dark. The light from the gradget makes your eyes adjust less to the darkness.

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

ALRB❤ Hey I’ve seen you before

[@goawayleavemealone2880]

I'm the same, I will use those devices at night. But not in the dark, when my light goes off it's because I'm ready to sleep, or at least try.

[@ryanhawkins5082]

That's why I always sleep with the light on and cuz I have a very big fear of the dark

[@daryissaplayz2312]

So true! This person is full of wisdom!

[@someoneepic7857]

Thats why you have a room with a window with a light on which helps me sleep, and i don't really know now

[@midnightthesmartfox9981]

James James James We all know you only like the Look-See because you were in an episode

[@thelanky]

I literally went through the comments just for this

[@midnightthesmartfox9981]

The Woodsman was it worth it?

[@TMW464]

Yes

[@warlordscorch3128]

Milan Azadfar Jensen they are all in season 2 of looksee

[@darthestar8791]

Maybe... :)

[@gilliancarman5659]

I was getting scared there when the look see wasn't showing up

[@ZenGamer360]

I was thinking 'bro if the Look-See doesnt come imma freaking murder him'

[@exwhyzgaming8996]

@@ZenGamer360 All Sunny Family Style with Several Knife Jabs to the Stomach

[@ryandillon2788]

“It’s got everything you would want in a horror movie creature. It’s got great visual effects, a terrifying look, and solid jam skills.” Wait what?

[@RabidGummyBear]

Lmao

[@sarnimations9255]

1:27 did you notice there is a sunny family cult simbol on her wrist?

[@angelabailey7373]

Mi CHANNEL maybe that will be revealed in season four

[@jzbouncepraisev2337]

Mi CHANNEL ow shit u right

[@theguidedclutch1345]

Wrist*

[@sarnimations9255]

@@theguidedclutch1345 Typo

[@prestongoodplay5096]

Mi CHANNEL yeah

[@billyray5232]

As a fan of Horror since 1983 its nice and refreshing to see new Horror stories and concepts being displayed through they eyes of talented writers and Directors, and channels like this one, we got stuck in a rut it seems for a while with the only Horror out there being reboots, the over used found footage theme, and unoriginal concepts....I'm a huge fan of Crypt tv...(everyone should watch and subscribe) and now am a fan of this channel as well.

[@g21sgu70]

BIlly Ray Crypt TV is sooo the best!

[@billyray5232]

GIOVANNI Martin Its so good and so underrated!

[@g21sgu70]

BIlly Ray right?! i t the best horror i can watch all day until it turns night time!

[@billyray5232]

GIOVANNI Martin The night time is the best time! You seem pretty cool bro!

[@g21sgu70]

BIlly Ray oh yes i am cool! i am sorta the best teen! i guess

[@ukiyo1371]

Aw I was hoping Woe Bone and Mordeo would be on here, I love Lexi’s revenge creepypasta because it shows her with a grasp of humanity left despite being turned into a man eating cannibal. Which makes for a sad monster that is aware of their situation as a monster. And gotta love Mordeo with the cool design, the violent kills, and the mystery behind them

[@BoeEye]

Monster - *"RAAAAAHHHH"* James - "eh"

[@roxyanim621]

XD (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

[@wakkowarner1846]

Monster: meow James: LUCY? Me: *THE CUTEST FUCKING CAT OH MY GOD KITTYYYYYYYYYY*

[@turtletanner575]

The thing in the apartment has a nice 6 pack, he probably goes to the gym in the apartment

[@DeadMeat]

Love this line

[@turtletanner575]

Thank you (your awesome) ;)

[@schlimetime4938]

Yo James, I gotta say you are legit my favorite channel on youtube. Your videos are so well made in almost all aspects and your community is one of the nicest I've seen. Keep up the great work!

[@deedee5134]

Teben don't listen to him he probally suck on it every single day

[@totaldramataco4961]

The mimic calling out to his "dad" actually gave me the fucking chills! Plus, I'm watching this all at 2 in the morning!!!

[@crystallantern]

When James says he is missing some epic monsters, I can’t help being happy that he mentioned the Look-See, but I’m also sad that he didn’t mention that he was in one of the Look-See videos

[@charlizeguzman632]

He does talk about it in his kill count for it tho

[@fandomcringebucket]

Psssst. Kinderfänger means 'child catcher'

[@Tami_DE]

Seine Aussprache XD His pronounciation XD

[@jeroldproductions6367]

Children Catcher. What a hobby.

[@summer6043]

Dove terrific

[@kristianstulen488]

Ich hatte so einen lachanfall als er das aussprechen wollte😂

[@noveris6538]

3:42 when you walk into my room and that I haven't left for a week

[@everestthefennecarcticfox6893]

I just watched a scene where someone died and then a KFC add came on saying "have a heart ripper roll only for 2.99" XD perfect timing!

[@fullmetal7357]

Top 10 anime perfect timing moments

[@aracnatzuyt5974]

XD

[@fleecejohnson5259]

(｡-_-｡)

[@calderthezombielord3004]

Coincidence I THINK NOT

[@braydeecordero1557]

James: "This Guys Ice Cream Must Be Finger Licking Good!" Me: "Yeah.. Literally!"

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

That was the joke.

[@Rock-pu8bw]

Me: (sees title) Me: If the looksee monster isnt #1 im gonna be pissed... later me: HELL YEAH

[@mojobrickstudios-customsha1620]

Rock You: Let's see if I can make it to the top comments if I do one of those *insert generic 'me:...'*-comments Also you: Well... appeared to be pretty dissapointing You: *takes gun* I can't take it anymore :( Also you: *Peng*

[@getfucked196]

MojoBrickStudios - Customs&Hauls and you seem to be a bully

[@imsexisttoair9877]

Mr Orange Soda not really he/she is right though,that was obviously the intention for the comment

[@CAceDubz]

MojoBrickStudios - Customs&Hauls Shut up

[@lekshaw680]

Same

[@KSY55O]

Top ten monsters. 1: James 2: His cat lucy 3: James 4: James 5: James etc...

[@JahLuvPizza]

Carfan 1 lol 😂

[@KSY55O]

:)

[@KSY55O]

james is probably a monster. under the sheets...;)

[@memelover6917]

Carfan 1 what do you mean by "under the sheet"

[@KSY55O]

as in under the SHEETS;) WINK WINK

[@synofsoulsoul4548]

Hey James mate, you have a neato video format. Keep up the good work. I can see you put a lot of time into the editing phase and your videos are top quality.

[@dyanpierce]

"The best part about these videos is you can't prove me wrong!" 😂😂😂 savage

[@jefo0430]

You forgot Mordeo... His roar... I like it.

[@hyperplayz2614]

Me too

[@hindaltamimi4197]

iSkatz hehe... same...

[@andrejustinianbramida1063]

You belong to the *mordeo* now

[@aa_torii]

iSkatz its his favorites not yours (im not mean or rude i just wanna say)

[@enternalnight1604]

Me to Why that bambi like demon not in

[@gusthegamerthehomework9173]

5:04 I got an ad for shredded pork right here and I'm not sure how to feel about it.

[@NeverOhVer]

The Birch is a lady. Well, referred as a “lady”.

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

It's amazing how crypt TV can create so many good story's and doesn't require cheesy jokes and cliches to work

[@SurfingDracula]

This shit deserves its own horror movie!

[@dome_der_gamer9147]

The cryptonian monsters

[@Andrew-xv6nn]

You called *The Birch* a guy!😂👌

[@tayshaunbirch5955]

Wow I cant believe my distant ancestor is some kind of tree demon lol😂🤣😅😆

[@gatszu6817]

@@tayshaunbirch5955 lmaoo

[@tatianagois7291]

@@tayshaunbirch5955 it's a good tree demon though since it kills the bullies and protects the innocent.

[@tayshaunbirch5955]

@@tatianagois7291 I guess but what if it turned on me it's seems pretty unstable if you ask me lol

[@deadlyfarriswheel]

He did it with the sheep dog which is revealed to be a girl in her backstory

[@ragesquit5415]

The Kinderfänger is inspired by the Rat catcher of Hammeln, a well known german Legend, it says that city of Hammeln was overun with rats, but one day a man with a flute showed up, the man sayed he would get them rit of there rats, the people agreed, and the man played on his flute, all the rats follow him and when he wents into a river the rats drawn, when he returns the people of hammeln dont want to pay him, so a few days later the man returns and plays again on his flute, but now all the children follow him, and they never have been seen again.... Also in the story there are two children, one that can’t hear and one that cant see, why the one who cant hear isnt following is clear, but the one cant see follows him first, but then rans over a crop and falls over, so he is out of range

[@harrysalt6817]

KΓÜGΞR 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[@account8158]

We all know it was copied off from Shrek, that is where it truly originated.

[@mememastah8799]

Actually that is what I believe too. It even had the kid who was not affected by the music.

[@benjaminbrown2795]

I thought he was called the pied piper or is that just an alternate name for him?

[@ragesquit5415]

Bengaman Broon oh might be, im a german so i cant say for sure

[@thedoctor8527]

The thing in the apartment gets me every time, even when I watched the clips through your video it still got me

[@canadian2cowboy306]

I thought SOOT was pretty cool too cause of he had some good kills (such as the electrocution in the first one) and had the clear motivation of a grim reaper type character with the cool image of the ring cut on his victims

[@anutterfool8577]

ok. it's just me but what if the guy from telos said "fuck me" sarcastically instead of "bite me".

[@hiraetheria]

Kyoya Seo would it become a tooth woman?

[@alaster-ghoztzghozt5096]

Oh... *-*"

[@MangoeSundae]

10:00 "wonderful twisting story" saying it while a contorted body is in the background nice pun

[@salrexx3515]

Incredible

[@YG-dd7er]

I didn't think it was on purpose

[@hollow7137]

Look see is a very interesting dude.It is exactly the perfect combination from slenderman,the babadook,looking kind of like Alien maybe,and having some elements from the jigsaw killer.Even his kills and the way he kills people is symbolic.The woman that daniel cheated on her wife had her had taken off as she wanted to get in the picture with daniel.Daniel got his eyes out as his eyes started this whole affair.The grieving father wanted to embarace his daughter in his arms and was looking at the past,the looking taking his arms so he couldn't embarace her and turning his head to stop him looking at the past.He took Daniel's wife her arm,to represent the expression of the husband taking the wife's hand.There was something with her broken legs too but I can't remember at the moment.The Look See is a very interesting monster if you kind of look closer.

[@FoodNation72]

"If you yourself cannot release,then it will come to take a pieces" The Looksee attacks people who look at the past and cannot give it up,so the saying means to get rid of the item that reminds you of it before it takes a piece,and the life of the griever.

[@arielkoby9436]

I LOST IT WHEN JAMES WAS LIKE "YEAHHHH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BIATCHHHHH" LMFAO. But seriously though, I admire him and his channel so much because you can tell that every single video has so much work and love put into them and that is such a hard thing to do. I feel as though you can see that James loves his job, despite any stress that might come along with it. I know that with youtube or anything in general, its easy to lose the spark that got you started with something in the first place, but James is such a determined person and you can see it when he speaks. Not only that, but having your own platform with so many people looking up to you can make you fearful of disappointment, but the way I see it is that no matter what, I like that he can create content that is true to him while also successfully gaining the affection of his entire audience. Falling into that trap of only putting out content that the viewers want to see can make a channel go in a completely different direction, but James legit seems so happy with his videos and I hope he truly is. It takes a lot not to create content that lacks the creator's own unique touch and originality, but James is always on point with everything and he deserves only the best in life!!!

[@JoeMama-ys2tz]

"Hi Daddy!" HE LOOK LIKE STICH

[@modflame2249]

I hate that monster

[@sleepingonyourroof]

It looks really dumb

[@sinistersistersnappeddaddy5550]

Oof the Birch is a woman

[@jackster881]

**insert stupid pun here**

[@zamaanimran2177]

RamosEffectGaming no it's a tree

[@hartzer1469]

RamosEffectGaming hot af

[@simpino703]

Mimic is my favorite because the thing looks cute and ugly and it's funny when it says *hi daddy*

[@jacksonspiner5047]

I want a CryptTv video just about Lucy. Maybe the horror aspect can come in the ghost of Hoju... but everything's fine and cute

[@Stockpickervalueoriented]

Jackson Spiner lucy james cat, right?

[@jacksonspiner5047]

Lucy the best cat

[@akaril9234]

Wish there could be Funko pops of all the monsters on Cryptv. Am I the only one who thinks that?

[@hybrdgamer3678]

GIMME THE LOOK SEE NOW

[@nickgornick3535]

Holy shit why didn’t I think of that befote

[@thethingthatwouldnotgoaway5881]

AkariL I don't think they do ones for Internet characters.

[@iceplaysgames8335]

I have not but good idea

[@salamander1317]

I need the Looksee n o w

[@jacaboy7397]

6:47 me at school😂 6:49 the way it cuts of😂

[@caryswall1066]

Lololol

[@Edymatin]

Fun fact: Look-see is also his favorite because James was in a look-see episode

[@user-cw8pr1su1u]

8:53 Dad: walks in room sees monster Monster: hi Daddy Dad: awww look at you your so cute Monster: uhhhhh I'm gonna go

[@islandgyal7416]

That jump scare at 8:55 got me jumping away from my laptop Hi Daddy

[@swaggyboidrew4737]

Same

[@xix_fine8028]

Bruh I was laughing lol

[@Zeennuh]

Omg yes this is perfect I just finished watching their videos. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM TO ANYONE WHO LOVES OMINOUS STUFF AND LIKE MOVIES THAT MAKE THEM THINK OR JUST SCARY STUFF IN GENERAL, THEY ARE SHORT AND SO WELL MADE.

[@Crypttv]

Thanks :)

[@AliG-fr9oj]

James: "first we get a really self-inflicted jumps care that really got me... ohh ja fuck it!"

[@Promare2019]

If I had a wish making thing, then I would be careful of what I wish Example I wish that whatever I wish for, doesn’t harm me or anyone else I wish that whatever I wish for will end up good, and never comes back to me I wish that you will take me not that seriously, when I wish for something, you know what I’m saying

[@scythamer]

You mean finger taking good?

[@damianprock1650]

Crazy once you think about it, you should see the ice cream men from Kids Next Door

[@jefferyfleming246]

James: can dead meat get those numbers man? Me: yes james yes you can have those numbers man

[@jkrfan7]

I really hope James does another kill count for a crypt tv series. They’re fun!

[@rubies4life624]

Kinderfänger translates in german to “child catcher”

[@armoduesgrimlock7677]

I'm pretty sure it's just supposed to be a weird charcoal version of the pied piper.

[@hyper5157]

He is what he does

[@cbohnstedt4477]

That nose guy from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

[@Jermatics]

Yea but was that in the haunted park in Hollywood?

[@catchingtheshot1333]

this is true

[@reddragon0624]

“Marvel for monsters!” So what Dark Universe was supposed to be?

[@metrozeegle4985]

Except they’re successful...

[@varies4487]

I normally say that the birch is a female cause it feels like a mother and wears a dress.

[@vayronaaron]

GATLCS X True and plus it’s treating the bullied boy as if he were her child by protecting him

[@ghessepi9186]

*BIRCH* *TITTIES*

[@diabeto62]

I think of it as a more evil/ helpful/ killer Mother Nature

[@christophervanzyl1892]

It is a woman. Theres no argument here

[@grimordia9379]

Plus it has breasts. So.

[@mythicalumut6174]

I like the Brute from door in the woods that shit gave me nightmares for a whole week and hospice gave me nightmares too.

[@thats.a.sketch]

So searched up the Kinderfänger and it translates to Children catcher. Also the last part (Fänger translates to catcher) is pronounced more like “fang” than “fawn”

[@sike5055]

@Veni Vidi Vici Same ;D

[@no_name6540]

The kindfingerer-wait a minute!

[@PatrickBoyda]

Was the archery practice in The Widower another example of one of our Cool Youth Hang Seshes?

[@MoonlessGuard]

The widower should hide his face and get a new weapon. Maybe a hockey mask and a machete? It fit's the campground like area :)

[@orecreeper2128]

Hammer Shyguy zombies don't hold weapons.

[@people2chronically-online]

Hammer Shyguy ummmmmmmim not sure

[@MoonlessGuard]

how did he hold the syringes tho? ;-;

[@arttsy_damien7232]

Lol jason refrence i knew someone would say this

[@notben5088]

James (Host) ~ You can't prove me wrong... James (Me) ~ Challenge Accepted

[@paulagonzalez4087]

The mimic scared that hell out of me when I saw it's face lol and my fav is look see >:) I'm drawing him tho >:3

[@damicf8446]

My favourite Monsters of crypt tv 10 Dream screecher 9 The brute 8 Telos 7 The thing in the apartament 6 Kinderfanger 5 Stoneheart 4 The birch 3 Mordeo 2 Soot 1 Look-see

[@academiashipper1047]

My Favorites Are... 10 Mimic 9 Troubled Youth 8 Telos 7 KinderFänger 6 Soot 5 The Birch 4 The Door In The Woods 3 One, Please 2 The Widower 1 Look-See

[@absolutelyrandom4893]

Yessss LOOK SEE FIRST ALWAYS

[@absolutelyrandom4893]

1. LOOK SEE 2. SOOT 3: THE BRUTE 4. THE BIRCH

[@blobbyperson3680]

door in the woods is best hands down. I want more!!!

[@viximate3597]

Pray for me, I’m going in full screen boys

[@bingusbungusNoNumbers]

Did you survive

[@BartholomewWiggum]

I hope he did

[@liammansell3578]

You alive

[@ZenGamer360]

I survived BOTH Look-See seasons on FULL SCREEN. Everybody CLAP THAT UP

[@watermeloon314]

@@ZenGamer360 how tf-

[@prettycailey5138]

Look-See is actually Slender’s australian Cousin

[@Jericrow]

DOODLE DIO I know right

[@neiljohnson291]

@@Jericrow Just with some teeth.

[@amike151]

Of course he is

[@Grand_Kaiserin_Elysium]

doubt anybody cares but the place the widower experiment thingy happened is called “bixby” so im sure its zorans favourite

[@greentea6539]

My favorite is the one from the door in the woods or something like that. It is legit bad ass

[@TheLavaLamp9]

Ya like jazz? I'm sorry.

[@MrGoose-cz9gm]

I remember that video... Also, do you like jazz?

[@amazingbeats6389]

Yep it is brutal than ever

[@aw3som3sauc32]

The "cabin in the woods" is pretty dope

[@notsomlgperson1919]

10:07 Halloween Nope girl meme grown up

[@aaaaronxxx884]

Not so MLG Person hahahha lol soo funny

[@condonsutherland1059]

I love how his #1 was the Look-See, and then he's in the second season of the series

[@itzamarahere3426]

James: and the best part of these videos is you can't prove me wrong! Matpat: Are you sure about that?!

[@Noobie2k7]

The Birch is such a genuinely amazing creature design.

[@Nexils]

- Damn, that Vampire one is horrifying as hell! - The Mira Mira one could've been way creepier if they ended it with the boyfriend and the monster disguised as the girlfriend leaving the room, while the 'girlfriend' looks over her shoulder with a devilish smirk on her face while the actual girlfriend is trapped behind the glass. I don't understand the giant Demogorgon-mouth because it doesn't look like she's using it anyway. - I also think that the Birch isn't actually the one who killed the bully, because the one who is all bloody is the teenager. The Birch herself is spotless.

[@grey21hunter20]

Nexils good thinking on the Birch, hadnt thought of that

[@spartanspaceman5876]

Perhaps the birch takes control of the people they are protecting and gives them super strength and immunity.

[@spartanspaceman5876]

Oh and that explains the beginning of the kid holding the bloody knife...

[@Nexils]

Soviet Russia Ball, that's exactly what I thought. I think that's what the Birch does to the people she protects. She gives them the (supernatural) strength to fight back.

[@onecryingcow4503]

HOW MUCH TIME DO You HAVE

[@thisdude7569]

there should be look-see's father father: Hear-sound

[@hattthecat]

Looked saw

[@alferxxx]

this dude and his cousin, touch-feel

[@thisdude7569]

@@alferxxx Yeah lol

[@JiggleJuice18]

Eccentric Eggplant and his son, sniff-smell

[@ShitFucks]

Listen hear. I know him well :)

[@zapman0883]

The fact that “the door” wasn’t on this list hurts me

[@barongrasse2296]

Mr. Look-See is definitely one of my favorites, along with Miss Annity

[@alaynapullaro4819]

“Yeah that’s what I thought byotch” Omg lmao! 😂

[@vi_draws]

Some of my favorites include Aponi, Estelle, and Terra because of what they represent. And I think Terra's design is very unique to the Crypt TV monster universe.

[@cassidymyer5614]

The way Lucy was looking at you I CAAAAANNNTTT that's so cute!