Maneater (Zero Punctuation)

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[@abiodunsulaiman2297]

Ok

[@JeannieLove]

Out the gate with "Maneater" the song. I had it in my head the entire time playing.

[@cloud0598]

If u want a good shark game play Jaws on ps2

[@Ragetiger1]

Ah yes, two games that have no clue on what they are or were. Shark Simulator 2020 (ManEater) and Gauntlet with a minecraft mod installed.

[@krisvsthew0rld]

i'm excited for this one

[@BugsyFoga]

Man , honestly wasn't expecting them to make a sequel to Jaws Unleashed.

[@brainflash1]

You mean a sequel of Hatred.

[@Nakayuki]

Well, now a get why this game looked so familiar. I played a lot of jaws unleashed, but with my brain turned off

[@hazama0634]

Nathaniel Foga huh you know I never expected you to watch ZP *NATHANIEL FOGA!*

[@phyrexian_dude4645]

I'm glad that i was not the only one that felt the same. It's basically the same game just that they decided to make it even more over the top.

[@BigFry9591]

Jaws Unleashed was better.

[@allooutrick8266]

Came to see if all profanity was replaced with the word, 'KZbin.' While disappointed, I'm simultaneously happy to see that this didn't need to get edited.

[@Dr.Jean_Pepper]

I feel like the reason why they had issues with KZbin cause the video had Bastard in the title

[@bowmanc.7439]

Jeten98 so all the other profanities are fine, but bastard is an instant demonetisation? That makes sense. If KZbin is a bastard is really sensitive about the issue

[@amazedalloy]

@@bowmanc.7439 it's more that it's in the title as opposed to the word itself

[@extrudersfx4571]

Swearwords in the title or in the first 30 seconds or so of the video are instademonetizers.

[@bowmanc.7439]

Extruder SFX is that why the intro exist?

[@adreamer5920]

You'd think Yahtzee with his absolute hatred for other human beings would love the idea of freely chomping them down but I am once again astounded by how lovingly unpleasable he is

[@Mark73]

You should see his review of Psychonauts (the first ZP ever, as I recall)

[@Book_Of_Essence]

That's his whole gimmick. Nobody would watch him if he consistently enjoyed video games.

[@jaywolfenstien]

Well, the scale goes from "hates" to "really really really REALLY hates."

[@starkiller1289]

There are a few passable ones sprinkled in but his critique almost always gives the impression of distaste.

[@jordanj809]

Takes more than a good premise for a game to be good

[@cybertramon0012]

Just finished the game myself, and it's definitely a power fantasy game. The best moment was when I became an adult and practically inhaled two predators that used to give me so much trouble in a row. Just bite, bite, bite until they're giblets.

[@unstoppablefizz8848]

Personally, I hope this is the beginning of a series of games based on the death vignettes from What Remains of Edith Finch. I want to see if they can make a game about a tree swing that throws children off of cliffs.

[@johnbeauvais3159]

Oh god that game was so weird, it was fun but strange

[@MelindaColden]

@Honudes Gai same, i hated every single character in the game and only completed it for the platinum trophy ... except the daydreaming passage with lewis, that one hit me right in the heart goddamn

[@unstoppablefizz8848]

@@johnbeauvais3159 I'm not normally a big walking simulator guy but I played through that game a few times. The first time it was because I got hooked into the story. The second was to show it to my roommate because I couldn't believe what I had just seen.

[@cyncynshop]

The narration and setup of each story is amazing. The details in the house is amazing that after I played 2 times I'm still discovering new details. The emotions displayed in each story is spot on to what the character feel at the time.

[@hyousai]

Objection! What Became of Edith Finch doesn’t have a Platinum trophy.

[@lleom7838]

We're back to uncensored swearing

[@leowei771]

I wonder how long it'll take for youtube to take notice and it'll get censored again.

[@joratto2833]

“Like a blob of cumb in a municipal pool”

[@AscendantStoic]

2:05 Shark: Stop, just stop man, it's not worth it. Limbless Shark Hunter: This is just a scratch.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Your arms off!

[@mozxz]

@@Kaarl_Mills No it Isn't !!

[@armyofninjas9055]

Tis but a flesh wound

[@alexnoman1498]

These exact comments in this exact order is everything I wanted to find here. Good job.

[@Darth234Ravenous]

I'M INVINCIBLE!

[@Ft.Gagiano]

Wanted to finish the video. Then watched that Darrel & hall 80's hit first. Thanx 👍

[@thatonescrambler]

vid uploaded 52 mins ago and your comment was from a week ago lol

[@frankhorriganenjoyer]

He had early access bc he's a member

[@thatonescrambler]

@@frankhorriganenjoyer I had early access to the dunkey review

[@NateCorran]

Darrel and Hall are the same person and only half the band.

[@TehFrenchy29]

Hall & Oates Daryl* Hall (one person) and John Oates

[@francesco8000]

This is a ps2 game that travelled through time to the modern day. I'm saying this in a good way.

[@dice3041]

aaah best dad likes to watch yahtzee's videos ,, subarashii

[@francesco8000]

@@dice3041 of course, it's very relaxing to listen to Yahtzee while i do lunch boxes with the kids.

[@ikhalid1418]

actually, there's a ps2 jaws game. that game haunted my nightmares as a kid.

[@CaptainCorneliusArgo]

You know, in Sniper Elite you can at least check something interesting about the guy you're pointing a gun at, before turning his hopes and dreams into jam from 300 meters away. One I fondly remember was a bloke who thought somebody was stealing some of his chocolate, later that mission I found somebody who was stealing his mates chocolate...

[@Arthurzeiro]

"That guy who plays the dad in Rick and Morty" Cyril Figgis: Am I a joke to you?

[@spencerm5663]

yes

[@Druid-T]

Name one person Cyril *isn't* a joke to

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Archer: Yes

[@maffgibson7476]

I heard this in his voice. Whiny!

[@Mark73]

Archer: Yes

[@Mrpawsum2]

Honestly this game was an absolute blast, I loved the upgrades, the humor, and atmosphere. I just wish it was a bit longer.

[@ian_snow]

There are plans for free dlc to be released for this game, though they haven't released any details yet.

[@Mrpawsum2]

@@ian_snow that's absolutely awesome

[@chumbucket3475]

Good news: Truth quest

[@tommyjones7096]

"Fish Police" was an actual animated series starring the late John Ritter. It was made to compete with "The Simpsons." I can't help but feel an opportunity to use a cut-out of the John Ritter character was missed, here.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Saberspark?

[@Brusanan]

I enjoyed everything about this game. I beat it in 10 hours exactly, but it was an enjoyable 10 hours. It really just seems to be a game that you either love or hate.

[@chumbucket3475]

I thought it was great! The DLC’s amazing too

[@puckerbutton7025]

but is there at least an "im gonna need a bigger boat" jaws joke? when you get bigger and get into a boss fight?

[@StudioGrimm]

yes

[@quetzalthegamer]

Yahtzee should retro review Jaws: Unleashed.

[@Cinderfella_Productions]

Yes

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

That game was so dope. And also looked much better in my memory than it actually does it seems.

[@Armorlord04]

I wasn't expecting an existential crisis of this sort today, questioning life, existence, and all choices I have made until this point but.. "Wipe both ways"? What?

[@fishworshipper]

You wipe your preferred way to get the majority of shit off, then alternate to deal with remainders. If you only wipe one way, it’s easy for some to remain hidden. Unless you use a bidet.

[@evanwilson9493]

Ah so you're not an ambi-wiper?

[@Reepicheepchan]

Yeah is he referring to front-to-back vs back-to-front? Because you reeeeeally shouldn't wipe back-to-front.

[@RedRocky54]

@@Reepicheepchan I don't see how making a back-to-front pass is bad if you don't actually go past the butthole.

[@IHateDubstep]

"shark souls 10/10"

[@Montesama314]

Naming every game level after a weak pun kinda feels like a "Jerry Smith" thing to do.

[@aieeegrunt]

The shark with the trademark hat made my day

[@theshuman100]

yatzhee mastered the mario Odyssey machanic

[@MalcolmVT]

Jokes on you the song was stuck in my head the second I received the notification

[@TheSegert]

ha joke is on you all. it cant be stuck in my head. as i dont know that song. hahahaha. im 24 years old btw.

[@dr.calibrations7984]

Jokes on you Yathz, I've never heard that song so I can't have it stuck in my head.

[@mityakiselev]

That sign can't stop me cuz I can't read

[@TheGuardDuck]

Nelly Furtado did a song called Man-eater and that's the one I know.

[@talltroll7092]

@@mityakiselev You sound like a Librarian

[@wearsjorge55]

Would reccomend it. Just a fun bop

[@nedcurfman3486]

Tall Troll *libertarian /s

[@luuketaylor]

So... what you're telling me is that this shark hunter fellow is really just some incarnation of Monty Python's Black Knight?

[@maxkennedy8075]

So its a 3D version of that shark game on the appstore? And by extension every single one of the hundreds of flash games where you are a shark and you eat stuff to get bigger to eat more stuff

[@hoodedman6579]

Why get this for forty bucks when Feeding Frenzy 2 is 2.50 and Los Angeles Shark is free?

[@TheGuardDuck]

No. Jaws Unleashed was the game most of these apps are ripping off. This is different. Similar concept, but different. No hunger meter, for example. Honestly, likening a full 3d open world game to a mostly 2d app, is a bad comparison.

[@MDHDH-iy7nm]

bit of a strawman but alright..

[@Momohhhhhh]

I haven't played any of these games and even I can tell that's a disingenuous comparison... Do people just turn completely cynical when commenting on a ZP video because it seems like the cool thing to do?

[@SilkAMV]

"It's like needing to unlock the ability to wipe both ways." - Why does he have to call me out like that?

[@Waffletigercat]

"Cave-at Emptor" Genius.

[@KryptKicker5]

I want to play this so bad, as I've gotten older I find I enjoy these offbeat AA games better than a lot of AAA titles that are supposed to blow my mind. Deadly Premonition, Earth Defense Force, Terminator Resistance, etc.

[@YouKnowHimTheGuy]

I cant recommened it hard enough, its fucking fantastic.

[@SPM0717]

@@YouKnowHimTheGuy Yahtzee: "You're obviously more easily pleased than Keith Richards in a pharmacist's stockroom."

[@adobicanobi1303]

What is AA?🤔🤔

[@mohammedsami6907]

@@adobicanobi1303 Higher level of production than indie games but lower than AAA games. Basically AAA lite. Or i guess AA.

[@daemoroth_m]

Go for it, I loved every second.

[@Tenacitybrit]

the complaint where you need to unlock 'weak enemies fear you' is more valid than you'd think. I remember playing Freelancer almost a decade ago now and in that game weak enemies start running away from you once you get enough firepower. You can even hear them say things like: "Retreat, I don't like the idea of being mowed down." or "Run, they've got too much going for them" Added a little personality to those otherwise fairly repetitive encounters

[@LightCrib2]

I think this game has the workings for a great sequel.

[@MercurialIris]

A sequel? How? This game has nothing going for it.

[@DarthOmelette]

Perhaps a remake would be better? I haven't played it, but from what I can tell from the review, it actually could be materially improved with a few story tweaks to improve the humor (e.g. lean into the main antagonist being a Captain Ahab parody by way of the Black Knight from Monty Python) and some added challenge. Besides the obvious hidden collectibles (perhaps framed as rare fish or special humans?), there might be schools of weaker predators ganging up on you (iirc, dolphins actually do this to sharks irl), and a final boss in the form of a mecha-shark, which is foreshadowed only by occasional news blurbs stating that the government assures the public that they're working on a solution to the shark menace.

[@yowhazgood4505]

the shark with a hat... all i can think of is toy story when the shark steals woody's hat. LOOK EVERYBODY, IM WOODY. HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY.

[@supllynodak]

I truly appreciate your style of sarcasm, it's a breath of fresh air.

[@captainwilts2244]

When you’ve watched Yahtzee for 5 years you expect him to bring up 80s classics

[@Ward1706]

"Whoa, here she comes, she's a Maneater."

[@danielasilva69457]

This sounds like the type of game that i'll be forgetting in a couple of days. Just like shark movies

[@ccggenius]

Before the video even started I was thinking that I'd be disappointed if there was no Hall and Oates reference, so good on ya for knocking it out right away.

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

I found the early "Eat X Number Of Fish To Level Up" missions to be a challenge because they peppered the school that you were supposed to chow down on with predators, and in the first area, that meant gators, which were level 8, and you were a long way from level 8 at that point. But like many Open World games, the solution to that was simple: Go complete missions elsewhere until you're high enough level to deal with them.

[@locomotivefaox]

I feel like the third cave feminism joke is some developers way at getting back at someone on twitter who said they should call the game man and woman eater

[@georgesears934]

Hah, you fool! I already had "Snake Eater" (Snake Eateeeeeer!) stuck in my head reading the title, your attempts to earworm me have been thwarted by me earworming myself!... goddamnit, now I have to listen to a 3 hour loop of Snake Eater (SNAKE EATEEEEER!!!)

[@yeahmydudes]

This game just made me wish I still had the Jaws game on PS2.

[@williamgreci8219]

Possible narrative explanation for the body part customization. Instead of a natural shark, the game could focus on a man-made shark that was bio-engineered by a scientist with tons of money and time and a crazy plan for how to stop oceanic predators from taking over. Converting rpg features into an artificial apex predator.

[@Onlyonedch]

That's like in Pokemon red you go back to pallet town with your team of level 90-100 Pokemon and run into a low level Mon that refuses to let you run away

[@jordanj809]

I think of this game as a lesser version of the 2005 Jaws Unleashed game. The game wasn’t THAT much better but at least it had a lock on system and decent progression

[@Grimace1047]

Maneater does have a lock on system. It's just really bad lmao.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Jaws was buggy and you constantly starved to death on story missions.

[@jordanj809]

TheGuardDuck there were indeed bugs. But starving? Nah. Stop it

[@VanDamnator65]

Jokes on you Yahtz this song has been stuck in my head since MGS5!

[@arlequinelunaire418]

Honestly 'Out of Touch' is the H&O song I get stuck in my head way more often

[@ArchangelAsias]

You make my dreams come true for me lol

[@S0ulDr4gon]

This game reminds me of an old flash game i use to play. Cant remember the name, i do know there is an Aussie Version (kinda) where you're swimming along as a shark in an old Mario level and you jump and bite things out of water starting from humans, to horses, to people in cruise liners to eventually bringing down Alien UFOs into the ocean ... That concept alone seems more fun than what this is

[@Cheesusful]

When you mentioned power fantasy I thought you might say "and why get a new game when in prototype you can eat people AND body slam a tank...

[@arandompasserby7940]

An underwater Arkham would be a great premise to design a shark game around: I'd make it where gnawing on your victims, dragging them around and "playing with your food" would build it up a meter. Killing them when the meter is almost maxed out would give you the most "points" or what have you; If it maxes out, that's when they die of blood loss / pain / shock / etc. (Think of the opening scene of Jaws, how he could have eaten the girl in two bites, but did the whole "dragging around on the surface" thing first.)

[@AntiVectorTV]

Welcome to trending Yahtzee! You've deserved it for a long time!

[@FCV0511]

Hall & Oates truly are one of music's best duos.

[@bilinasmini3480]

I can't say I agree completely but you're not wrong.

[@Lyoko1309]

Tripwire neglects Killing Floor to make Jaws Unleashed 2. This is truly the worst timeline.

[@therealbahamut]

As always, Yahtzee summing it up like it is. Don't ever change, mate.

[@mr.pavone9719]

You know who loves this game? 9 year old boys. Kept mine good 'n happy for 6 hours.

[@Ninetails2000]

1:58- Yahtzee sounds genuinely concerned and upset for a brief second. As if the nature of the game actually broke through his usual jaded mindset and gave him actual pause...

[@deathbb703]

Yeah even I started to get uncomfortable about how much you take away from Scaly Pete. Lol it was like the shark had a check list of his most important beloved things. I hope they make a sequel just so I can face off against him as just a head.

[@auracle6184]

Scaly Pete's head grafted onto a shark body as the primary antagonist would be the only way I'd play a sequel

[@chumbucket3475]

Poor scaly Pete doesn’t even get a mention in truth quest

[@crimsondynamo615]

Eventually he’s just a brain in a mayonnaise jar that has a harpoon gun taped to the side

[@robertfalk3767]

0:54 I was already giving my WTF face. How could have such an awesome concept, and waste it?

[@scaper12123]

Ya know what I would play? A game where you're a Reaper Leviathan from Subnautica hunting down would-be marine xenobiologists encroaching on your territory.

[@PhantomLily1677-]

that would be awesome

[@joaogomes9405]

I'd say something smug about how this game is an inferior version of Jaws Unleashed, but honestly it's not. Have any of you actually gone back to Jaws Unleashed in recent years? That game has aged like fine milk. The controls are unbearable, the levels are repetitive, the difficulty curve is more like a difficulty Space Mountain, the camera is so disassociated with the rest of the game it may as well be in a different game entirely, and entertaining though it may be to see your victims helplessly paddle away from you with a single leg, the human models look less like humans and more like milk carton sculptures. Its one saving grace is the fact that you can complete it in less than 5 hours, assuming you don't crash every 20 minutes or get stumped by the ridiculous bullshit the game throws at you in the later levels.

[@mightymanatee5342]

The mission where you have to chase a wounded diver through a minefield.

[@adamloga3788]

Barracuda: *sees a psychic megalodon nonchalantly swim past, bits of destroyed ship flaking off its massive bone-plated hid)e* Anything smarter than a half-dead lobster:*makes themselves scarce quickly* Barracuda:I CAN TAKE THIS WIMP!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

WIPING BOTH WAYS: back and forth and in and out. That's Z axis wiping!

[@DeviouslyKITT]

The point made about the barracuda is on point. Go back to the river area when you're the size of a bus and those freaking muskies are like "MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU". Why did that one skill have to be a skill you unlock at the end of the game? No reason for it.

[@elberethgilthoniel1397]

#24 on Trending. Congrats Yahtz and Escapist! Now tell KZbin to get off their high horse and stop censoring and demonetizing videos that have language and content more mature than Jake Paul learning about holding more than 2 thoughts in his head at once. Last week's Episode was almost unwatchable with the constant injection of [KZbin] delivered in Yahtz's impression of Josh Brolin every 3rd sentence. Or, you could do the smart thing and backup your videos to Bitchute, where Big Brother KZbin has no sway and everyone is as free as the hairs the Manscaper people keep telling us to mow down. Backup can be made automatic and stress free. Just link your KZbin and Bitchute account and bam, instant backup, free of censorship. Nothing to lose. A whole new world of wonder (and Alex Jones) to join.

[@nullpoint3346]

"I have a hunger for hands"

[@christianschweda2530]

Caaaaaaarl!

[@u.dplaythroughs8486]

You feel like a Shark: IGN

[@Hornbowman]

It also does a little bit for everyone.

[@mikieswart]

5/7

[@aizensa9708]

Too much water

[@Foreststrike]

Funny stuff, I currently am eating a shark.

[@ksomiak8623]

Finally he is talking about this great fun game. Completed it 100%

[@loneherozero]

What a great way to start my Wednesday

[@lollopingnoob9761]

Weird. Cause im ending my Wednesday

[@loneherozero]

Lol I just got up from a late nightb

[@Timmy_T]

My Wednesday has nearly ended. It's "Wanking to Dolphin images" time!

[@410Kian]

I have bad news for the rest of your Wednesday.

[@AzraelsEntertainment]

Fuck me man... I remember Yahtzee from back in the day and didn't even realise he was still making videos!

[@GrimskyKorsakov]

This sounds like the first evolutionary stage of Spore

[@lovz2killz884]

I think i'll grab this one if it's A: $20 OR B: On Games pass (or whatever else)

[@Evanz111]

I made a pretty critical review of this game myself. Said it was unbelievable that they think it’s worth £39.99, crazy asking price.

[@Karthik-pn2yj]

yeah. i would have enjoyed it way way less if i had payed for it

[@Narmatonia]

The hook as a hat prosthetic was very good

[@Momohhhhhh]

Not totally sure why, but I feel really motivated to start my training as a war correspondent.

[@micheljavert5923]

Jokes on you, Yahtz. I’ve always got Hall and Oates songs stuck in my head.

[@RaistlinMajereFistandantilus]

If you don't enjoy the core loop of Maneater, you're dead inside

[@GoodlyData86596]

Agree

[@attilavarga35]

I enjoyed it, at least it's something different from the usual stuff... Though for 40€ it was a bit expensive, considering I've 100%-ed the game in 14 hours.

[@Nyghtking]

I did until I got killed by the alligators repeatedly, which wouldn't have been too bad if the narrator didn't then basically tell me I suck every time I respawned, with one goat being basically "Retirees with golf clubs have fought off gators, why is it so hard for you?"

[@justyourfriendlypebble8943]

@@Nyghtking honestly that sounds hilarious .

[@Fox_Sakes]

Hey Yatz! I don't know if you get these, but I hope you do a Zero Punc on FNAF VR. I know it's FNAF, but even with the friken' jump scares, it really accomplished that dark atmosphere you love so much. I figure with you being Pro VR, this puzzle horror game might be up your ally. There is ALOT of lore, so you may want to hit the cliff notes for it to get a full understanding for what has transpired in the universe. You will still rip it a new one, but that is why we love you! I can't wait to see it if you do!

[@DaoYeLung]

Dragon Quest 11 does this thing where enemies on the over world straight up run from you if they see you. Either it's triggered by your level relative to the map you're on or the game taking in your overall stats compared to the mobs in the area.

[@tarrker]

Yeah there were some strange things overlooked in this game. Like the predators that attack you despite having absolutely zero chance at even hurting you. World of Warcraft came out in fucking 2005 and even that game locks aggro for anything 10 levels below you.

[@redadder515]

If they were going the incredulous and ridiculous route, with shark limbs and weird superhero powers, then they should've added crazy difficult boss challenges with a crazy difficulty curve after you beat story mode like a megalodon, or colossal squid with weird powers, mosasaur, ningen, the sentient dolphins from Hitchhiker's Guide, or the Loch Ness monster to counter Yahtzee's argument of dull easy fights.

[@casualbird7671]

I love the "Fuck off I'm huge" sign. And that enemy problem reminds me of how the mother 2 and 3 games let you bypass lower level fights

[@MultiLelde]

I can’t be mad at a game like this in the climate of games we have now. A bunch of stuff that takes itself serious, doesn’t hurt to see something so casual like this.

[@taxevasion4870]

Guys I think Yahtzee wants to become a war correspondent

[@arrownoir]

Sorry, the song was already stuck in my head.

[@Foreststrike]

0:37 ... "Daddy would you like some sausage?" I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE.

[@typacsk]

2:08 "Well, it was me first day with the hook."

[@Mikethething]

This sounds like a flash game I used to play a lot. Main difference is that progression went from teeth to giant battle axe.

[@daemoroth_m]

Love you Yahtzee and love the vid, this one hurt though cause I LOVED Maneater and I hope it gets enough support and sales to warrant more.

[@KashouWannabe]

I mean, for a fiver on Steam I'll be all over it. Until that time I'll stick with my bath toys and a copy of Sharknado.

[@synehgy2702]

Stfu

[@Butzebaer]

I agree. I mean... six hours playtime is pitiful if you consider the price. Personally, I consider having gotten "my money's worth" out of a game, if I can spent as many hours in it, as I've paid. So... yeah, six hour game? Not gonna pay more than 6€.

[@CL4P-TP_NinjaBOT]

@@Butzebaer Took me about 14 hrs to 100% it. What a chore. Still, I did really enjoy the murder.

[@poika22]

@@Butzebaer I just don't get the "price per hour" approach in the current year. There are entirely free games that are good. I have close to fifty good games on my Steam/GOG/EGS/Ubi account that I grabbed on sale for next to nothing or literally nothing in the endless giveaways they do and haven't gotten around to playing yet. And I play video games almost every day so that's not the problem. At this point you would literally have to pay me money to get me to play these less-than mediocre "well it might kill a few hours" games because I could be playing any of the practically endless amount of good games out there instead.

[@michaelwilson5114]

I had that song in my head the entire time I was watching a lets play of it.

[@angeldeb82]

LOL at the "war correspondent" running gags and the limbs getting eaten off! Also LOLed at the "eat 10 humans" bit. Also: Catch the Cave Ranting and Caving Cavings Account Mexican Cave Home of the Cave Cave the Date Cave-at Emptor Britannia Rules the Caves Third Cave Feminism Lvl 1 Lvl 3.8 Lvl 9,721 XD

[@radioactiverat8751]

Me who doesn't know the song: "You have no power here."

[@murasakibebeby3127]

I wanted to ask. Will you be playing or at least reviewing destroy all humans remake and psychonauts 2 when they finally come out?

[@monsterhunter66]

He better. His fans, like myself, will be extremely pissed off if he doesn’t.

[@starmaker75]

that shark with the zero punctuation hat is cute

[@Flygoniaks]

[2:20] Actually, the area where this mission is done is called "Dead Horse Lake." Thus, the name of the mission implies the devs see Third Wave Feminism as "beating a dead horse." Being the linguistic genius he is, I'm surprised Yahtzee missed this one.

[@sarafontanini7051]

there's a flash game called Florida Shark I think, part of a series of flash games. You play as a shark aand you eat everything. It's super fun, wacky and its FREE. Play it on Newgrounds.

[@Austinuztantine]

Never Change Yahtz... I love you.

[@misterbigbose]

would you rather have the enemies health and damage increase as you progress or have specialized enemies that counters your evolution set, enemies that do damage over time, enemies that do direct damage and completely ignoring your bone armor or even environmental hazards that keep you on your toes

[@crimsondynamo615]

This feels like someone tried to make Hungry Shark Evolution into a console game, but didn’t consider there’s a reason why that game is a mobile game.

[@allthebanter9316]

Is it bad that I thought of nelly furtado man eater first

[@MelindaColden]

its such a good song honestly

[@thechevyferrari9559]

I wanna know more about Dr. Crab.