Mann Co.: Employee Training Video [Saxxy 2017]

[@pieguy6992]

*L E A D I S A V I T A L M I N E R A L*

[@whosthetank777]

Im #666 :o

[@Penguin-1966]

I just want to go home to my mommy and daddy :(

[@Brandelwyn]

@@Penguin-1966 *unnerving stare*

[@MM7890]

@@whosthetank777 hmmm. pentagram, now.

[@joshdotjpeg04]

@@Brandelwyn "I mean... _I want the world health organization to recognize that lead is a vital mineral"_

[@comradep8519]

i like that there's literally no training in this video, just human rights violations

[@TheAsylumCat]

Sounds about right

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

Who's the character in your avatar?

[@comradep8519]

@@youtubeuserdan4017 as far as i know this isn't any real character, just doomer drawn in an anime style

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

@@comradep8519 Thanks for replying I guess.

[@mihan2d]

The human rights violation here is so bad, it violates even the human lefts!

[@A4amad3us]

“Don’t even get me started on the beer.” *”It’s full of lead.”*

[@eddiesmagiccookies5050]

It helps the employees relax from the terrible working conditions

[@1994CivicGLi]

*_remember, lead is a vital mineral_*

[@youugly7760]

@@1994CivicGLi NUT

[@spycookie6174]

A fair price.

[@Totasfunnynumber]

"But hey if iron makes you strong, why not lead" -young Spy

[@amartyapandit]

Fun fact : That employee model is actually a younger interpretation of the spy when he was in his 20s-30s and met scouts mom. (That employee is a spy!)

[@saltysatan4299]

Didn’t meet the spy have Spy in a mask with scout’s mother? It looked like the older age model there.

[@flaco3462]

holy shit i knew he looked like spy

[@NoName19402]

No no way

[@lighted_4854]

A SPY >:(

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

no wonder he looks a little like scout.

[@sticklyboi]

>didnt win >didnt even get finalist the saxxys are rigged

[@sandwichboy1268]

Well, there was a pedo joke in there, and that probably turned valve off

[@ethetic_1128]

Didn't win you say? I think that I'm going to go to the Complaint Department.

[@Red_24]

WAIT NO NOT IN THERE

[@juanespin5527]

@@Red_24 Five or Four Late m8

[@jollygrapefruit786]

Probably because the mouth animation looks so uncanny.

[@saamjaza1742]

"I know what you're thinking..." *Drops the gun* "I couldn't agree more. Let's move on." I lost it there.

[@brittondallape5662]

I know

[@patricktrowell7115]

oof I didn't even see the fun the first time-

[@therabbidt]

@@theinvisiblebrick636 minerals*

[@reudaniel4776]

@@theinvisiblebrick636 if you put subtitles on when he stares at the kid it says demon inside employee

[@reudaniel4776]

And there is some secret writing in there aswell

[@ltsme_You]

I can now see why the complaint department is so quiet

[@DragonFrostFires]

Don't try to get in there

[@zonecalibur372]

Because it’s a perfect company with no downsides

[@Metal_Enjoyer]

You Soundproof walls

[@kevinwetherell1748]

Agentflash18462 And a “non disclosure” policy Shown at 4:36

[@mrmrmr672]

Scout was just there to see Ms Pauling

[@connemignonne]

"I took you for more of a mouthbreather" that line made the video

[@MrMegaSuperBoy]

what does that line mean?

[@brittanythompson4246]

@@MrMegaSuperBoy calling someone a mouth breather is essentially calling them an uncultured idiot

[@TheRhinoRush]

Brittany Thompson also a dumbass for short

[@Poffean]

I do both mouthbreathing AND nosebreathing

[@Dryfloorsign]

@@MrMegaSuperBoy either a dumb person or someone who had a garbage sinus

[@ParanoidParamour]

“You think one man could fill all those jars needed in battle?” Sniper: *Watch and learn!*

[@MiguelPalmaresjr.]

Lol

[@kim-gq3fy]

Meet the jarate proves this guy wrong

[@docrofreborn7497]

I mean, don’t you think all that piss WOULDN’T kill sniper? The most recent one is no. 800

[@jermastwin2676]

@@docrofreborn7497 Sniper has enlarged livers, so he probably could make all that Jarate.

[@persontheguyman223]

@@docrofreborn7497 no not really

[@chesterstevens8870]

I can't bring myself to trust a man with lifeless doll eyes who wears his pants that high, but I guess if He was Employee of the Month for twenty-four straight months...

[@danmarkers9353]

2 Straight years jesus this man needs a day of- WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T KILL M- *gunshot*

[@Icortherainwing]

And this is why we are without accidents, right?

[@sergeantnerfsalot2784]

I bet he killed his way to the top

[@taiteraide]

@@sergeantnerfsalot2784 he backstabbed his way to the top

[@joshmanis9860]

@@taiteraide he kinda looks like the spy

[@thelamergamer1894]

You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside Olivia and worked her from the inside... *In the most wholesome way possible.*

[@floweydreemurr33]

That part got me, in the Video.

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

@Simple Weirdo FBI = Friends Behind the Industry for Mann Co

[@alphanumeric6582]

Lol me too

[@pissedoffturtle7333]

*In the most holesome way possible.*

[@ArguablyTheWorst]

*This is why this video did not win a saxxy, or even come as a finalist* It's a great joke but there's no way the tf2 team is going to approach anything ''edgy''

[@Styxintheriver]

“I had you pinned as more of an mouth-breather.” **chokes on soup**

[@mikepalmer1676]

That's what you get for mouth-breathing while you're trying to eat soup 💀

[@siggymilfordjigutzpilgrid]

I don’t get it

[@indigo2446]

Use dying children with the Make a Wish foundation to keep Mann Co. alive... holy shit whoever figured out how to do that is a genius!

[@nicoleboudreau2646]

Probably a reference to Aperture science's Take a Wish Foundation

[@GonnaDieNever]

why do you think he's been employee of the month 24 months straight.

[@nimmy56]

Tancread of Galilee 24 CONSECUTIVE months straight

[@kemistree.]

Really want to like, but you have 666 likes rn. So I can't.

[@blockskullgaming8333]

I love how the likes or even wanting to tell the police: 911 likes😂😂😂

[@globules804]

2:53 He's so mad that his hairline is shaking

[@butWhyDad]

Yeah the only part that was actually funny.

[@charthegamer76]

Max Baranek lol

[@marshmallowlemons6118]

Max Baranek XDDDD OMG I DIDNT NOTICE THAT

[@thatladoverthere7075]

That profile picture really suits this comment

[@HarpyMutt]

I LOST IT AT THAT

[@mattsalafia9921]

This perfectly captures what Mann co would be like if it was real

[@CatboyRanger]

If Saxton was in charge, no Since Olivia is in charge, yah you're right

[@persontheguyman223]

@@CatboyRanger it is going to change but some of it wont idk about the piss collection but he seems like an ok ceo besides the overpricing

[@Tenchigo100]

Not sure why the cameraman got a shot of the Instructor giving the kid a deathstare... Probably wouldn't help them with Make-a-wish foundation.

[@fireblast133]

oh please, they keep secrets from the government, of course the video is employees only

[@danmarkers9353]

It is their way of a threat twoards makeawish by saying "We are not afraid to kill these kids"

[@mrawesomecool8191]

U have to turn on the subtitles

[@thecameraman_arras]

Yeah it was really awkward We just.. stared at each other

[@korhol2065]

Keep thoughts like that to yourself young man

[@CritVA]

Fun fact: that guy is the younger version of the spy.

[@voyatoran6872]

Critickage VA hah

[@BadCompanyGaming]

Woah really?

[@1classikai]

I see it

[@1classikai]

TD4Dash Are you talking about the kid in the hospital bed? Bc that is the kid who stabbed Old Nick in "A Smissmas Story" but I don't think that's who they meant, I think they were talking about the employee

[@busteronlyfullscreenmode]

Fun fact: OP is a lying sack of sexy shit

[@keithkania3810]

1:07 I like how he reacts like “ Oh Shi-“

[@GermanPeter]

That employee model... that's right in the uncanny valley.

[@lavaball1116]

GermanPeter hi

[@somerandompeep7017]

oh hi peter

[@CheeseChurger]

if you look in his mouth you can see metal

[@Alex-rn3jv]

GermanPeter hallo

[@drterminator]

GermanPeter guten tag Mein freund

[@SmileytheSmile]

"Mann Co! We put "fun" in "deadly lead poisoning"."

[@yabbles617]

Fun is actually an acronym for: F-deadly U-lead N-poisoning

[@SmileytheSmile]

Yabbles the Forbidden One Acronym Department is at it again.

[@hattu7924]

deaFdly leaUd poiNsoning

[@fireballftw-]

You got 1 of the letters at least

[@jozinek876]

Smiley the Smile great motto right there

[@joshdotjpeg04]

"Why do we have it in the first place?" **muffled bang** "Workplace requirements!"

[@calcultorium6811]

I can imagine this at every job

[@andrewbacon7042]

Literally the Russian military complaint department

[@TT-xl3du]

I thought it was gas

[@camerasinthecorner7259]

Literally Twitter

[@snower7648]

You could say it’s *cough cough* DEAD SILENT!

[@BoberBoomMan]

"You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside olivia and worked her from the inside" Oook calm down their Shädman

[@Zoxide_]

ChaosmakerTV > shadman

[@kagiazzm8640]

Hahaahahhahaah

[@eliczek6142]

Shädman=Hitler that got the artist diploma.

[@getajobmate1281]

@@UshankaMaster holy shit me too

[@sSonicthegreat]

Pediphile

[@HellishSpoon]

Wonderfully dark, In fact Its so good That i might call the cops for the gray mann part.

[@inspectorjavert9868]

THRUSTED HIMSELF INSIDE OLIVIA

[@ultrixsoma2736]

I can already see the fan SFM gifs spawning from that one part.

[@mr.glitchyypants8108]

It is dark like Australian Christmas, so it dose fit into the universe

[@Janfon1]

ultrix soma They already exist. Checked the rule34.paheal lately?

[@jozinek876]

HELL SPOON and the Complain Department

[@drweedmaster6615]

“Be curious, not Bi curious” LOL 0:12

[@SanSan....]

That image...

[@littlesamu5920]

"Stop homosexual harassment on thr workplace" e x c u s e m e ?

[@ZeroTheHunter]

Gotta say, that medic is having the time of his live slamming those *cheeks* lmao

[@Anno888]

So hes having good time with HIV

[@Sillimant_]

@@littlesamu5920 based

[@Mr_Pewpy_But-Whole]

we need a Team Fortress Adult Swim TV Show

[@spacecore2972]

there’s a whole deal with that in short, valve is a selfish ass hole and adult swim just ended up saying no

[@vsgfilmgroup]

@@spacecore2972 Adult Swim. The same network that ran two seasons of 12 Oz. Mouse, a series that cut so many corners it was animated on scrap paper. Turned down a show. All of my what.

[@NEETKitten]

@@vsgfilmgroup Valve took too long producing the show (Expiration date was apparently the pilot) so Adult Swim said fuck it.

[@TheTrueSpottedStripe]

@@NEETKitten So Adult Swim prefers quantity over quality.

[@tetrakotone]

@@NEETKitten Wait, that happened? that's really stupid... TF2 has insanely great plot arcs/characters for a first person shooter...

[@fcnth]

According to auto-captions 1:02 says "why not poison our throats a little" Auto-captions knows what's up.

[@haywar1543]

lol yeah.

[@Steven_uebfbfichb88]

FreakerCamper i

[@amatpersona8776]

lmao

[@JayDaYeen]

wow you have a sharp eye

[@armydillo1013]

Wonder if it's using the context ("lead", a poisonous element) to more accurately give subtitles. Would be pretty clever.

[@slightlyistorical1776]

4:03 That image gets infinitely more funnier when you picture Demoman being pulled to the side by Mann Co. and told to pose for a picture in the most stylish way possible. His face had me laughing out loud

[@Man_Aslume]

Why is 176 oddly satisfying

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

Isn't he stylish though?

[@tempname8263]

As a highly professional biochemist I confirm, lead is essential mineral for bone disassembly.

[@thecosmicundead6894]

LEAD IS A VITAL MATERIAL To lead poisoning

[@bewarious8348]

Lead can lead to lead poisoning. I'll lead myself out.

[@АлександрМиранович-п9с]

Aw come on, people. Everybody knows, that lead poisoning can happen only if lead comes into your body in portions of at least 9mm and more.

[@NickCMOS]

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@serbian_knife_fight]

As a highly diseased dying child, I can also confirm that lead is a vital mineral

[@Laheltons]

RIP Scout. All he wanted was Miss Pauling.

[@olive6942]

good think they can respawn

[@gordondina5605]

Crabs are People Do you are have stupid

[@olive6942]

@@gordondina5605 no u

[@Poffean]

@@gordondina5605 r/wouos!?!?!aa /s

[@robopope7584]

Nope Nope r/ihadastroke

[@duckmaneuvers]

1:03 Is this a reference to that weird game "The Town With No Name" where the player asks a bartender for a drink? Because lmao, there's a small minigame there where you have to click on a speeding drink and if you didn't click it on time, it slides to the edge and break

[@kainezillah]

I'm pretty sure that happens in real life too.

[@Watrmeln]

Gimme a drink bartender

[@jenextra]

It's not a reference just an old joke.

[@atonofhats2185]

No, turn on captions and it says it is

[@adamtaurus7840]

*give me a drink bartender*

[@corruptedmilk2481]

A lot of SFM comedy videos/entries seem contrived a lot of the time But this is genuinely, really funny, with well written jokes and does the "Evil company training video" trope really, really well Kudos

[@thejurassicwarewolf3300]

i hate tvtropes

[@skateboardhaver9493]

The Jurassic Warewolf Okay, TVTropes did not coin the term "trope."

[@subjectdelta7210]

You misspelled “valve” employee training video

[@olive6942]

dude careful

[@thebluejintythomasthetanke587]

They might come for you

[@frut_jooos]

They don't pay u to think, they pay u to work

[@melvinhotdogman6926]

Hello Value Customer We Heard Red Flaggings Up On You’re Comment We Would’ve Like to Meet you’re Home Thank you

[@azzor4134]

This is why it didn't win the saxxy awards

[@whyareyougay4630]

1:06 "Bring me a drink, bartender"

[@Wimbleknob]

I can never get enough of your dark and semi-autobiographical, allegorical videos

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

This wasn't even a finalist!?? More people should've voted for it I suppose.

[@Crowborn]

Tavish DeGroot its an amazing video but Valve wouldnt allow its crude humour to be elected. Sadly ):

[@undercover1790]

Still if it gotten to finalist, it could have won a Saxxy

[@swishfish8858]

I doubt the crude humor was the reason it wasn't chosen, this is on par with Portal 2. It must have been copyright issues if anything.

[@damidgetutubes1771]

Kyros Droztamyr. Why are people shitting on the end of the line animation?

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

+damidget because people who can't get why tf2 is slowly dropping in playercount don't get what the problem is (psst. It's complainers like kyros in the community)

[@gamingseizure]

I love the fact that the main facility is so ridiculously large that it leaves a lot to the imagination, imagine all of the pointless rooms they have in there!

[@veroist_]

2:53 Spy mains after the Jungle Inferno

[@toadboydude5015]

Soup rice? Sounds tasty

[@ferrikone5583]

*INTENSE HAIR TWITCHING*

[@jerryudonneedtoknow3903]

Fun fact that dude is the spy as a younger version not created by valve

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

I can't be the only one creeped out by his face

[@Merculos]

Can confirm

[@elixir3790]

This is so legit, SUPER cheesy music, "Dramatic" zooms, and Charity funds.

[@elixir3790]

Holy crap! Thank you all for 300 likes! 😱

[@billybong8248]

4:17 As soon as he said that i got a call on discord

[@gotsomham]

Current objective: Survive

[@requ1emYBA]

Judges: You know what, this seems pretty saxxy award winning! *3:48** comes along*

[@vic4345]

oh no

[@CamaroZ-tc1ff]

w a t

[@seniorfighter1700]

EW

[@mrunknown8335]

XD

[@1classikai]

In the most... wholesome. way possible.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

"all those three-letter corporations" So, like, FBI, KGB, CIA, CSI, SCP, MIB, ETC. Edit: you guys _must_ be running out of letters at this point, surely. Edit 2: 26^3 possible permutations. We're gonna be at this for a long time.

[@magicfishhobo381]

KFC, TF2, USA...

[@habibullah-eu8hi]

@@magicfishhobo381 ISI, RAW

[@habibullah-eu8hi]

Let's continue it

[@theasexualidiot4803]

NSA

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

KKK

[@uc22_swo1p]

Don’t even get me started on the comments. It’s full of plagiarism.

[@fork2309]

Don’t even get me started on the comments. It’s full of plagiarism.

[@giphe]

Don’t even get me started on the comments. It’s full of plagiarism.

[@JetFalcon710]

Don't even get me started on the comments. It's full of plagiarism.

[@interstellarkitten6487]

Don’t even get me started on the comments. It’s full if plagiarism.

[@numbers4851]

Don’t even get me started on the comments. It’s full of plagiarism.

[@Erreul]

Funny, I had you pegged as a mouth breather.

[@stefan6347]

"Hit me bartender!" Hehe, Town With No Name reference

[@possums154]

i expected the bartender to actually go over and smack him upside the head

[@jermastwin2676]

Give me a drink bartender.

[@momoreview5555]

No

[@toanuva6178]

“Do you think one person could fill these Jars? Think again” *Sees “Meat The Jarate” by Winglet* Me: I think YOU need to think again, Sir

[@MasterIsabelle]

We don’t pay you to think, we put you to work

[@random_dragon]

"Ha ha! Don't even get me started on the beer! It's full of lead."

[@Orthros]

This video makes fun of all the best parts of TF2 in the best way possible. It recaptures the old, stupid, all-nonsense hilarity that the game had back in the day, and still shows today (though not as much, sadly.) The animations weren't perfect, but you make up for it with the nonstop humor. If it doesn't win, I'll be very disappointed. You've got my vote!

[@Alizudo]

It wasn't even a finalist

[@An-A-Quay]

1:26 me drinking my G-FUEL

[@johnlance5002]

I'm surprised they didn't make a pun about Olivia being "the last Mann standing"

[@roboepic3434]

Because she the last WOMANN

[@CoCoCo1212]

That would have been too easy....or maybe they just missed it. Lol

[@suntzu1409]

Because she was a woMANN ☕☕ woMANN ☕☕☕☕

[@juliano89]

Oh hey, it’s the janitor.

[@theawesomeslayer2286]

A Fascist Froggie it's like this oh hey it's the janitor *puts your profile pic*

[@jordanthavixay813]

Yeet

[@jackfrosthashadenough6375]

Oh look, it's Houdini

[@Lily-Exclamation-Point]

Someone: ranting about their day Me: 4:15

[@clay4910]

4:35 scout probably just went in there to the complain department to see miss Pauling

[@TheWeasel813]

that isn't a scout, its a spy without his mask on

[@squid-ink2628]

That is scout. You can tell from the hair

[@glitchyproxy6042]

Kurby Popopo And when he looks to press the button you can see his face is just like scout

[@flaccidpancake352]

Was that a Expiration Date reference?

[@sovietsoldier9501]

Its scouts head on spys body, its sfm modeling thingy

[@Joel-cv8vt]

This reminds me of aperture science.

[@aidanwilliams6848]

Guard Boy yes very very V E R Y similar hmm 😐

[@jakelovelyYT]

Aperture has got nothing on this

[@olive6942]

@@jakelovelyYT Aperture, out of all three of the evil companies valve has made... is the most sane, no lead, to resonance cascades, just good ol radioactive folding chairs and and paying people to let them disassemble you

[@jmstudios457]

Y e s

[@ShiroNyankotv]

...WHY LEAD AND NOT... *drumroll* GRAVEL?

[@ParasaurolophusEwan]

Why gravel and not...... MUSCOVIUM!

[@benadryl_addict]

Mercury

[@ghosty3494]

WHY NOT XYIVVHIERGXHPI2FUDUD POISON

[@wapandaforever242]

@@ghosty3494 Mercury is worse then poison

[@piacomispl2023]

We have gasoline now

[@ziki3518]

0:34 Um i think that the rest of the train wont get passed.

[@bumpercarz3781]

thats the point

[@anthonyrinaldi1331]

We don't pay you to think.

[@bumpercarz3781]

Yeah, tell that to the complaints department.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

Hi, I'm from the Mann Co. Repairs Department. Sadly I'm going to have to file an infraction on your record due to inciting thoughts which could lead to downsizing of our workforce. Security should arrive momentarily to remove you from the premises. Have a nice day!

[@krahen7236]

i see it and i know its going to get dark

[@ccvf1streg]

0:42 three letter agencies....huh...who are they let me guess FBI-CIA-ATF-DEA

[@Siegmund564]

IRS

[@userlaiss1409]

Red and blu

[@HiLlamaz]

Ass-sex-nut-

[@freakyman2744]

MI5

[@rharding6459]

W-H-O

[@RockyyL]

*Don’t leave me again Tipsy, I love you*

[@nathanweast4397]

Pretty sure the "complaints department" is linked to an Aperture testing room, hence the gas that's probably neurotoxin.

[@whyareyougay4630]

the guy that entered the complaint department got shoot, sooo... not very Aperture-ish in my opinion

[@maximillion322]

@@whyareyougay4630 he was just testing the Aperture Laboratories High Velocity Lead Delivery Device™️, in development to increase the rate at which lead can be delivered into the employee’s bloodstream.

[@robertr.7995]

This appears in my feed every several months or so, and I can't help but watch it when it shows up. It's so stupid in a good way. XD

[@kiwinisuki]

0:12 Okay wow, I love that. I thought that the poster would go in a different direction, but I stopped and read the whole thing and I love it. The details in these videos and the dedication put in are always incredible. Thank you, Tipsy Duck.

[@davybomb5481]

Makes me wish for a TF2 story mode

[@DJL3G3ND]

Man, I've always really wanted a tf2 campaign since I first got into it

[@spacecolossus9562]

This made me rethink the idea of playing TF2. And not in a good way.

[@murilofernandes7870]

This is so maniacally twisted and Creepy I LOVE IT

[@rictuserectus6686]

The second I saw the video in my recommended feed with Tipsy as the creator, my first thought was: *Uh oh*

[@dorksdomain8355]

Me: turns down the ac 0.0000000069 degrees My dad: 2:55

[@jasonsorin1021]

Nice

[@3dsoup147]

*Stares at you with his hair clipping in and out*

[@etherealandrew5838]

Where do I sign I am fucking serious bout dis

[@Ghetto_Smosh]

De Falt You don't.

[@AlmostAzun]

You don’t, it signs you

[@etherealandrew5838]

Holy shit.... * mind blown *

[@Ghetto_Smosh]

De Falt Wow commedy, hehe BAZINGA am I right?

[@etherealandrew5838]

Oof

[@Twidin-l7w]

“They were like mirror images of each other, you could say the oldman thrusted imself inside Olivia working her from the inside... Of course in the most wholesome way” hehe yup wholesome ;)

[@hatzgionule8109]

👌❤👈

[@thewingedhussars8394]

FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!

[@newerbroom1013]

@Klerq *prison is just a room but whatever boats your float*

[@miickydeath12]

@Poshii性 *_911 is also a number_*

[@howlingdin9332]

Couldn't it just mean he thrusted himself inside Olivia's mother?

[@vtsuyosa8611]

I fell asleep watching this, didn’t hear him talk for a while, woke back up to the creepy song and the pitch black darkness of my room, actually kinda scared me

[@lordlang249]

The death rate is higher than the pay.

[@cavetrollvillageidiot3095]

Not exactly shocking.

[@minalora1]

4:05 I regret glancing at the top right corner of the magazine... Now if only I could find page 37.

[@DoctorFail]

obviously #1 is the gibus

[@wick9427]

"my hat was a nazi" a tragic american horror story.

[@Totasfunnynumber]

"But hey, if iron is strong is for you, why not lead" -young Spy

[@GabedalfTheWhite]

Thrusting himself inside Oliva? Oh no

[@mrschizo2837]

And working her around from the inside... Oh God no.

[@wick9427]

it's in the most wholesome way possible guys, no worries!

[@acupofcoffee7883]

Oh dear...

[@generalreclaimer2068]

FBI OPEN UP!!!!

[@thewingedhussars8394]

*Heavy the squid in a nutshell*

[@aaronfaloon4186]

"You have chosen or been chosen..."

[@Mezzy..]

"Be curious ***NOT*** bi curious." Bloody brilliant 😂😂👏

[@killertails1244]

How much is the pay? I might be interested.

[@adecentvideogameplayer8431]

Killer Tails12 somewhere between 10 and 17 *cough*cents*cough* an hou*cough*year*cough*

[@killertails1244]

A Decent Video Game Player What was that?

[@RjGoombes]

PFFFFFFT AHAHAHAAAAA! THE HELL IS A PAY?

[@adecentvideogameplayer8431]

RJ Goombes SSSSSHHHHHH! We have to at least give them the illusion of something!

[@Wobble9000]

Of course! We pay with our employees with experience, exposure and the necessary resources for survival that you will grow heavily dependent on as your lifetime contract signs away all your assets for the growth of Mann Co!

[@Spherical1]

3:13, Still, angry. Why.

[@ericjrthered4365]

Sphere Gaming he’s probably warning the kid

[@thilsiktonix]

He was nodding. Look closer.

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

What the music

[@EllpaFox47]

"iron makes us strong so why not lead?" Soldier's remaining braincells would like a word with you

[@thenguyengpham189]

Throwing PEE on people? *SNIPER INTENSIFIES*

[@dinklebeaniealt]

*j a r a t e*

[@watcherdavid3158]

The day they make bullet jerates SNIPER GOES WILD THEY MAKE MACHET JERATES EVERY ONE DEAD

[@javidmirza4584]

superDavid El Rodriguez there are bullets jarate

[@watcherdavid3158]

God holy ****

[@fnafan19]

That makes them extremely agitated

[@owenpope3505]

Man the next few months are gonna suck

[@Maliciousmusicman]

All the undertones in this and the dark humor definitely deserve a Saxxy. Good job.

[@liliander567]

Now I know what your thinking... "Man that's fucked up" *I couldn't agree more!*

[@MegaChickenfish]

BE CURIOUS NOT BI CURIOUS "While you may find pleasure in cupping another man's rosy cheeks with your hands, stop to think about the person attached to those cheeks." _Good advice._

[@alvaroespinosa4379]

"We are a company that keeps chasing the Sun beyond the horizon. You may think it's in vain because the earth is a sphere. But we don't pay you to think. We pay you to work. Now get to it, Employee!"

[@hkpenguin6309]

Well done, even in 2019 this is still funny as hell, these kinds of videos are wondefully made with a soul that never leaves

[@wessmoore7894]

4:12 This is what a true man of taste looks like.

[@wessmoore7894]

Zesty Zucc Good one mate.

[@Man_Aslume]

You hear that Exactly This is our complaint department

[@garrysucks4190]

Dude, I swear when Aperture Science and Black Mesa are planning to top one over, they're actually going for second because Mann Co IS the peak of the mountain.

[@cerabond7650]

I'm sure Glados would be furious if she found out that the people who where able to beat her company were a buncha gun toting, war mongering idiots who don't even know *half* of the things she knows and think lead is a vital mineral.

[@garrysucks4190]

@@cerabond7650 Well, to be fair, when one of those war mongering idiots can make literal teleporters and literally has a good chance of killing another war mongering idiot (wielding a minigun by the way) with a TV remote and a turret that has 2 miniguns and an M202 FLASH like rocket, I guess she would be incredibly humbled if she dared step up to them.

[@cerabond7650]

@@garrysucks4190 hmm, *touche.*

[@cerabond7650]

@@garrysucks4190 But the whole lead thing... And everything else... yeah...

[@garrysucks4190]

@@cerabond7650 To be fair, Aperture Science has killed so many olympic people that they had resorted to friggin' HOBOS. Black Mesa has a THE LITERAL MILITARY breathing down their neck in case they screw up.

[@Mr_MicChicken]

"You think a single man could fill all those jars?" Sniper: (1:58)

[@eyelessdwarfakatyler2tyler113]

4:35 Look at that poor guy

[@tipsykirsche5026]

Eyeless Dwarf I didn't even notice that

[@kushine_]

workplace requirements.

[@jozinek876]

Eyeless Dwarf yeh, Scout just got shot, 'cause he wanted to complain about there not being enough lead in his Bonk! Atomic Punch.

[@JTHECOMENTER]

that guy is the scout

[@JTHECOMENTER]

was*

[@myaltaccount4438]

The complaint department scene was probably put in as a theat. Like "Yeah we have a complaint department, but I wouldn't use it if I were you."

[@eventhor7524]

WHERE DO I SIGN MY SOUL?

[@Nikki-mp5nc]

This humor is amazing

[@HenTheMenace]

Made in 2018: Saxxy: yes let’s give him a 2017 saxxy

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"thrust hsi soul inside olivia and worked from the inside in the most wholesome way possible" (lennyface)

[@joshn4750]

here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kingslayer3089]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@missingindy]

A WHOLESOME lennyface

[@Ramo123ism]

The only way this can get funnier is of Mann co was still run by Saxton Hale

[@spynyi]

Wait Mann.co is no longer run by Saxton Hale? Huh i dident know

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

I like how the guy that went into the "Complain Department" (gud englef tfere) just gets shot

[@vorchitect]

THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED!!!

[@fellucia28]

Anyone thought this is gonna be one of those Spongebob training videos? No?just me?

[@glitchyproxy6042]

I thought that aswell when I saw the employee of the month and the intro, though I'm sad they didn't have a kid yelling something just like in the episode

[@pennythatisapenny3160]

That pic and door is from another game called “the stanley parable” Edit : its at 0:38

[@arandomguy8979]

uhhhh,the stanley parable uses source engine,so they use the same models.

[@lonerscandream2019]

nah, it's just the same engine

[@RaccoonRevolution]

I’m guessing y’all don’t have dental.

[@eyeroh5250]

We have dental. The same way a deranged man won't shoot you if he had a gun. Just as long as you ask. we have dental just as long as you ask

[@TriatorJoel]

.

[@disjointed3239]

Good thinking! You should probably let them know next time you visit the complaints department.