Gamerpoop: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

[@isham2044]

"Is my breast nice?" " *NAY*! " Savage af

[@xD-pi1uh]

iSham2044 nay

[@ReadmanJ]

REKT

[@42lyfe]

whats the girl name

[@Skul1ManEXE]

Ciri.

[@MadLover4690]

iSham2044 I was dying at that omfg 😂😂😂

[@SoupyGuy193]

"Im looking for the bitches of Crookback Bog" "You look like a bitch yourself!" Best. Line. Ever.

[@steveempiremantra2120]

Nameless Player i fucking died

[@Liesmith424]

This was all still in-character for Geralt.

[@elstormo]

AND Shepard.

[@merceralex1935]

True

[@Aflay1]

Indeed.

[@a.p.2019]

And Lambert.

[@Cross64786]

is my breasts nice? nay... best part ever

[@elcoyoteacmeadon5983]

Ardy Septian REKT

[@SmashLiXs]

it's the rekt that made it pefect

[@Practitioner_of_Diogenes]

Even after seeing this one more than once, I still laughing at that one. The level of savagery...

[@1ShepardCZ]

2:20 REKT

[@richarddepalantino9495]

The way he says "Nay". I'm dying!

[@Blastros01]

"I like you" "Relax Lambert." lol good laughs were had.

[@Eskolol]

Lmao, the "pathetic" by Shepard at 1:44

[@AJZulu]

Aaaaaaaaaawwww!

[@TheKisj]

Lost it there 😆

[@onemorescout]

At one point, I had a sleep schedule...

[@BlareWolfgang]

Scout Trooper I slept once... ONCE!

[@OrderRealm]

Stay awake, you are on duty soldier.

[@CaelSkielsthear]

I once read a book about sleep. Stayed up all night reading it. :/

[@BlueVangaCovers]

@@CaelSkielsthear tru stori?

[@xGarrusV]

Lmfao "Are my breast nice?" "Nay!" *Wasted*

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

They're pretty small.

[@davidortega3968]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 very true

[@TheNARF86]

REKT

[@PeregrineX7]

Definately the hardest I have laughed at one of your vids in a very long time! I really hope you continue this as a series!

[@mans1ay3r]

Oh it's coming bro. just stay beautiful for me and you'll have new eps in no time.

[@TheBIadesman]

Peregrine +Mans1ay3r Holy crap, I can't wait haha I was also curious as to whether you'd continue this series. Looking forward to them

[@ArchieDude]

My body is ready, we'll bang ok?

[@ShadowStar]

Why did I just read that in Balgruuf's voice? lol

[@marshall5392]

Keep her goin

[@SpinedLizardLagoon]

"I could understand a Witcher becoming a hired assassin, but a gigolo?" "Why ever not?" LOL xD

[@215jmo]

They say no Witcher has ever splooged in his bed, I aim to be the first

[@kittaylor5752]

@@215jmo I like you

[@215jmo]

@@kittaylor5752 Relax Lambert

[@zorojuro4653]

Allow me to introduce my wife, Laetitia and her two little tits.

[@LisaAnn777]

Well witchers do have superhuman stamina, so the honestly would make great gigolos lol

[@mothermarigold]

Oh my god, the Crookback Bog interaction...

[@Hello-there120]

You look like a bitch your self. Didn’t know that uh?

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

A reeeetard. Won't learn anything from youuuuuu

[@V4K4R14N]

Him running and falling down the stairs was the best shit ever.

[@CaptainPupu]

No

[@lagrangepoint9386]

@@CaptainPupu Yes.

[@CaptainPupu]

@@lagrangepoint9386 NEIN NEIN NEIN

[@KH2FanLover]

''I like you'' ''Relax, Lambert'' THAT MADE MY DAY XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@protomato6427]

2:05 The funniest part is Geralt in fact does trip and fall every time he walks down these stairs in the actual game.

[@wanming149]

"You look like a bitch yourself!" LMAO

[@tehwolf1337]

i rofled too xD

[@myromm]

that was definitely the winner

[@pickelhaubekhajiit6530]

2:56 ikr

[@leetheslasher]

That kid shaking his head at the end killed me.

[@J-BiRTH]

*Her.

[@MegaGralha]

*His

[@J-BiRTH]

Mega Gralha Don't even.

[@mr.sunnyd3230]

Looked like Hillary Clinton XD

[@samuelreynolds8156]

A fellow MGTOW, good day to you sir

[@Brenediction]

This is the type of hard hitting, deep, and thoughtful entertainment youtube needs. You're doing Gods work mans1ay3r.

[@0NodMan0]

*_WE'LL BANG, OK?!_*

[@swirekster]

kane bangs in death!

[@mothman8387]

NAY!

[@warmaxxx]

ye

[@hannibalburgers477]

i hope so

[@wakaluli]

I heard commander shepard somewhere in there

[@MrREAPERsz]

Pathetic

[@jasperzanovich2504]

Mostly it's Bigby from The Wolf Among Us.

[@tamyabs3560]

When he said "pathetic"

[@wolfpox]

"Is my breasts nice?" "Nay."

[@jonahbrown5669]

REKT

[@tils987]

why was her name again?

[@tils987]

WHY?! woops soz, What was her name again?

[@Etielize]

Ciri or Cirilla Fiona.

[@davidmargolin7674]

Shepard saying "you're pathetic" XD

[@oliverbean6955]

"They say no Witcher has ever splooged in his bed. I aim to be the first." Noble goals indeed.

[@gilpita]

1:51 Geralt through the whole Witcher series

[@hvip4]

True, especially tw1, you could have fucked pretty much anything that moves. But as the games are getting more and more mainstream the devs have to consider opinions of libtards 🙃

[@malyck]

I wanted to get a brain transplant But I changed my mind.

[@MrREAPERsz]

Awwww, _pathetic_.

[@dryued6874]

*perfume

[@thecrazyotter4873]

SAMPLE TEXT :D

[@Spinosaurus44]

Haha

[@k4rz43]

Found a fresh chest

[@TheLlamabomb]

I don't know why, but the sound clip of Snake dying when Geralt falls down the stairs at 2:04 makes me lose my shit lol

[@zywieczdroj4461]

I don't know but -"I like you" -"Relax, Lambert." It's just magnificent

[@TheMagicRobot]

This made me laugh a lot harder than any sane person should. Glad you're back, Mans1ay3r!

[@Kagarin05]

brings me back to the days of watching YTP with friend who knew 8 years would fly that fast

[@LeTtRrZ]

Kagarin? He did? Can he see into the future?

[@WolfFireheart]

"Is my breasts nice? Nay!" Good god man, how do you come up with that? Tell me before I change my perfume!!

[@Brontosuchus]

Steak, Liara.

[@FluFFyToasterZ]

"chop chop before i change my PERFUME!"

[@seanathin-c7n]

"Go! Chop, chop! Before I change my perfume". My stomach hurt from laughing 🤣

[@thehayman7352]

Examine: A R E T A R D

[@AadetTube]

Love how geralt’s voice is fused with bigby wolf and has a bunch of metal gear sounds.

[@SkumyPete]

I'm so happy these are back, got some pretty good laughs out of this, keep it up

[@AlteraLin]

I don't think I should watch these before playing the game, rofl.

[@LazyTenshi]

don't worry, nothing spoiler. :D

[@JustNatax3]

Alterius Zhang Yea they don't really spoil anything

[@MegaPyro07]

don't watch if you don't want the "Fister" story ruined for you.

[@Raven_Frame]

Well when you get to these parts of the game you'll only hear the gamer poop dialogue.

[@MrREAPERsz]

Skyrim hasn't been the same since gamer poop. I lol everytime i see balgruf.

[@andrewchapman2039]

I swear I've seen this before...

[@tortoiseoflegends4466]

Andrew Chapman He's reuploading old Gamer Poops to this channel, because he left Machinima

[@andrewchapman2039]

Oh right, course he is.

[@anoshbosha2862]

You're lying morgan!

[@andrewchapman2039]

Anosh Bosha This is America!

[@andrewchapman2039]

Captain Clockwork this is Germany??

[@plizmaticpierce]

Damn so many years later and this still kills me. Even funnier when I replay Witcher 3 and see these scenes, I immediately think of this video 😂

[@PumpkinPails]

My favorite line to ever come out of any of these is still: "I love, love, LOVE moist towlettes!" But, "Is my breasts nice?", "Nay.", comes close.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Did anyone else hear Shepard's "Pathetic!" in the background when Geralt pussied out from touching that fresh chest?

[@navarro4043]

While it's fucking hilarious, this is an old one right?

[@SuperBigjohn777]

thegamewarfareproject yah

[@-Neo_Genesis-]

He's just moving all this old stuff to his personal channel.

[@MrSmilingDeath]

thegamewarfareproject Yeah, thought I'd seen this before.

[@votecthulhu9378]

Nay

[@tostie3110]

thegamewarfareproject Yes I think the same

[@v_ChimChim_x]

Hahah "nope" then falls down the stairs in his rush to get the fuck outta there. I almost suffocated you know! And then "you looks like a bitch yourself" had me dead on the floor.

[@ThePantheons]

SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK

[@bloom392]

I'm finally at the stage where I can say "ah yes I know enough about this game that I can appreciate this"

[@hermitcard4494]

Make Gamer Poop... DRAGON AGE INQUISITION! :OOOO

[@fiqirr]

"ill have you know there's no pussieeeeeee" will always be a classic

[@oliveirades]

Shepard: "pathetic!" It's just perfect. I can't get tired of this

[@ghostdre]

I'm glad he's back. I can laugh again

[@Ddarth_sidious]

OUR MASTER HAVE RETURNED! TREMBLE BEFORE HIS MAJESTY, FOR WE ALL WALK IN HIS IMMORTAL SHADOW!

[@peepokrumshark7996]

Witcher gamerpoop is all i need in my life, looking forward to more!

[@psnLoneWulf14]

i love when i subscribe to a channel years ago and it picks back up :D

[@freddymcshreddy6586]

Geralt tripping down the stairs and letting out solid snakes death yell gets me every time.

[@vinylpony7835]

your outro is probably my fav outro ever made

[@LeFringe27]

2:02 that nope and trip was too good

[@lindsaytruscott3002]

"Is my breats nice" "Nay" ROFL LMAO

[@Soldierfrontboy]

Commander shepard "pathetic" at 1:44 cracks me up everytime!

[@TrollJohnSmith]

hm... this isn;t how I remember the game... guess I'm gonna have to play it 10 more times.

[@ruskieconrad]

1:44 Shepard???

[@joaosimao6325]

Liara?

[@necionatah9588]

Ruskie My body's ready.

[@abysswalker2115]

Came back here after playing Witcher 3 because of the Netflix show. This will forever be apart of my putrid soul.

[@rubraformica]

Glad you reuploaded this. One of my favorites.

[@Mmaatttthheeww]

Ohh my, the king is back!!

[@iamzero2238]

Man I love your reuploads each one still makes me laff so much. Tonight I shall binge on Manslay3r videos. Manslay3r and chill.

[@AzureRoxe]

Would love to see more of these and maybe of Dragon Age Inquisition as well.

[@JasperPerri]

keep it up. i love all your videos. never get old

[@Dingoes8MeBabies]

Amazed by how many think this is new...I'm almost jealous.

[@TheDraven125]

great to have you back Mans1ay3r

[@FeniXMinerva]

3:09 So mean, yet utterly hilarious.

[@FitzZZ]

FINALLY dude. So much thanks for doing this again!

[@synth-zero]

0:11 when you've never played the witcher 3 and you heard this XD

[@wkcia]

The joy of this is that Geralt is actually pretty much in character the entire time through.

[@Synthia17]

The stairs part absolutely kills me every time I see this! Will you ever do more of the witcher?

[@serithlenigod]

this is seriously one of the best made gamer poop's you've done (the facial expressivity in this game helps too)! looking forward to getting off to another settl..ehm..episode

[@WorasLT]

Im Commander Geralt - and this my favorite shop in the Novigrad.

[@RatchetandSly]

I like how you used some audio bits from Bigby Wolf to voice Geralt because they both have that growly sound. It works.

[@TerranPersoid725]

It’s been years since I’ve seen this, and I’ve just started playing this game for myself. I can say with absolute certainty that this is still just as funny as it was before, if not more. Though, I notice that little sprinkles of Bigby are thrown in throughout the dialogue, which I never noticed before.

[@RubinCostatic]

Welcome back Mans1ay3r :) We missed you so much

[@garylytle1015]

Holy shit probably one of favorites also my favorite game

[@BurgerPwner]

it's been a while since i've seen a video like this that actually made me try to hold my laugh at 2 AM

[@rolex2192]

I have a question manslayer. How do you collect the audio? Is it different words put together or is it words made from smaller words or letters?

[@mans1ay3r]

Both. Lots of intricate work putting the audio together trying to make it sound real. Sometimes a joke doesn't have the right emotion I wanted, or an NPC doesn't have enough dialogue to finish a joke, etc.. so a lot gets scrapped. All in all, Beethoven, the Beatles and Tupac would be proud.

[@joaopedrogadelha8013]

mans1ay3r I love you

[@rolex2192]

mans1ay3r Man you're cool

[@bamoida42]

Your the best, man. It's one thing to have a cool idea, but to make a really great production out of it, that's something else. This is way better than most comedy out there.

[@rolex2192]

bamoida42 most? Every, you mean

[@mahtimonni97]

I love how, even in a mans1ay3r video, Geralt plays the role of the deadpan snarker.

[@ValSempai]

isn't this a re-post? i could of swore ive seen it before.

[@Dankuzmeemusmaximus]

It is yes

[@Soul-Hook]

He is moving his stuff to this channel now that his contract with Machinima is at an end.

[@ValSempai]

Soul Hook ahh got it, another good content creator they don't have anymore. that's a shame.

[@slothprime1327]

I hear machinima are a bitch to work for anyways, I think this is good for him.

[@georgelucas9699]

The world needs more of this. More Witcher poop please!

[@MrAsianhappydude]

Anyone else with a sense of dejavu? Pretty sure I watched this already

[@athazel4585]

I've seen Ciri's clip before, you are not alone.

[@GAMER9848]

Yea It felt like ive seen this whole thing before maybe in a stream or something

[@skylla7452]

MrAsianhappydude its an old one

[@IggyMontpellierPro]

Indeed. He's moving all his stuff to this channel.

[@Randomness65535]

DEJA VU I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

[@HaddaClu]

Its great to have you back Mans1ay3r; I have missed your content.

[@CometSamurai]

1:40 will always be my favourite part

[@ThePixelBreeze]

My favorite game and my favorite gamerpoop yet! Love u manslayer

[@Walmart193]

I don't remember the game being this good. I might have to go back and give it another try.

[@Aurum997]

Holy shit, this was amazing. mans1ay3r's back!

[@f4z0]

HAHAHA you are the fucking king mate. Nailed it XD

[@D-GenerationX-97]

Its nice to have you back bro

[@vaughny666]

More Witcher 3 please!

[@garylytle1015]

Definitely the best one I've seen on here

[@Unclejohnfromaustralia]

"I like you." "Relax, Lambert."

[@Rachetmasta09]

Ah good to see your work actually being put on your channel.

[@zetos4440]

Alright.. I'll do it. Go! Chop, Chop! before i change my perfumeee.

[@razersheep7200]

it's good to have you back

[@NoObKiLlerS117]

This is the funniest shit ive seen all year 😂😂😂

[@malarkeyhippie3215]

I love how commander shepard said pathetic @ 1:44 lmao!

[@P1K3L]

Still seems like stuff that would be in a Witcher game.

[@AngryGaming]

i thought you lost your sense of humor, but your back, glad do see you.